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Joined 04-11-04, id: 570118
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Notes/Announcements:

05June2007: Wow, long time no write/see. Except, this isn't really anything new. I just posted up a one-shot that I did last year around this time. I don't know if I'm still doing FS though. Everything's really hectic right now - it has been for the past year and I'm really not motivated to write.

05April2006: New story up. The actual title's Finding Malf- er, Snarkiness but ffn.net doesn't really let people put symbols in the titles now. I'm still playing around with the titesl though. Written in the style of The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky, I might decide to continue it when I have the time.

12Feb2006: I deleted Pawns of the Gods because, honestly, I'm getting downright tired of fics where Hermione turns badass and suddenly she's a knockout beauty. No. Life doesn't happen that way, and I'm pretty sure J.K. Rowling doesn't intend for that to happen. And I know how there's this whole distinction between fanon and canon.. but guys - it's overplayed. I also feel like PotG doesn't reflect who I am as a writer now. I'll probably put up another story when inspiration (and time) allows. But as of now, just expect one-shots from the exchanges that I participate in - which is only DmHgFicExchange as of now.

Stories:

Viscosity of the Weight of the World- She's a princess of the highest order… and he was the Lord that'd give her everything, and nothing. postHBP, spoilers. (complete, one-shot)
I think this is definitely one of my favorite pieces I've ever written. Although in about a year's time, I'll probably hate it...

Burden of Innocence- He went in a man, he came out a shell... preHBP, although I sincerely doubt there's anything in there that goes against HBP. (complete, one-shot)
This was my first one-shot. I really don't like it, but whatevz. It feels really fake and rushed towards the end. I might rewrite it if I have time. ...No I won't, nevermind.

Finding Malf- er, Snarkiness!- I realize that you lot, and by that I mean you Muggles, aren't exactly the smartest bunch, but do try to keep up now please... Cordially, Draco Malfoy. (WIP)
Like I said, I might continue it if I have the time.

Following Hammurabi: "It feels as if her brain has gone on autopilot. She wishes she could plead temporary insanity..." Revenge is a dish best served cold. (complete, one-shot)

"sanity is a cozy lie." - susan sontag

If you ever meet me, I am probably one of the most fickle people you'll ever meet. Ever. Hence why I've changed my author name about 5 times in the last two, three years.

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What do I care by Serpentina reviews
Hermione Granger has some problems. Her boyfriend is ignoring her, her best friend needs things from her that she can't give and she's got a terrible secret. But help and sympathy come from an unexpected source ... HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,938 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 5,179 - Follows: 2,981 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
When Love and Hate Collide by arielx reviews
Old rivals turn into deadly enemies, as two worlds collide into one. The wizarding world is on the brink of war as two young people struggle with personal identities...Welcome to Draco and Hermione's story - Suspended pending re-write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,452 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Return to Eden by DracoDew17 reviews
A story of love, loss, destiny, and betrayal as the wizarding world prepares for a second war. Two people are at the center of the struggle, but whose side are they on? DHr. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,842 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Advanced Muggle Studies by FracturedFaerie reviews
Hermione is taking Advanced Muggle Studies in her sixth year. What happens when the course turns out to be more than she ever expected? Contains original characters. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,717 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Terrifié by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,483 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2330 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Light by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Lily and James hate each other. A lot. But when a prank is taken too far and Lily makes a stupid mistake and shows off to her sister about a boyfriend she doesn't have, everything tumbles downhill from there or did it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,796 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 1/31/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Call of the Circle by RoBoC reviews
During the summer after his fifth year, Draco Malfoy has an encounter that will forever alter his world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 53 - Words: 430,413 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Passion of Hate and Love by Callisto Callispi reviews
[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,355 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Order of Tears by Istalindar reviews
1 of 4 trial stories. Review and tell me what u think. Post-Hogwarts, Harry returns 2 the wizarding world from a decade of exile and finds it not quite as he left it. DMHG and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Salt in your wounds by Bitter Red Irony reviews
[COMPLETE] Hermione and Draco have rough summers and both go through some changes. Draco teachers Hermione that sometimes the thing that hurts you the most, is the only thing that can help ::Darkfic::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,090 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Faith by Morrighan256 reviews
COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,858 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Price Of A World by Tupz reviews
Hermione goes on a holiday to Zermatt thinking it to be a relaxing trip. How wrong she was. It was an adventure full of lust, avelanches, late night walks and mystery men. Little did she know that these events would effect her 7th year at school.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,149 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
These Strange Familiar Things by Laicamiel reviews
He grinned. How he would enjoy rubbing her face in this. She’d be utterly shocked, he knew, indignant even. That sour little mouth of hers would narrow into a disapproving line, and she’d be channelling McGonagall out her ears. WiP. NEW CHAPTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,254 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Journal by kerry911 reviews
A misplaced possession reveals to Hermione that there is more to Draco than just being a mean spirited Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,629 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Forbidden Fruit by anon7777777 reviews
Lust. Lies. Sex. Hate. Anger. Oh the joys of being a horny teenager... a sexy DMHG shipper NEWLY UPDATED! REVAMPED FOR YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Power of Dance by MystyKitty reviews
The dance gave her power, gave her strength to carry on, allowed her to forget. The dance was her everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,493 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fallen by cyropi reviews
What can you do when hatred is tearing your world apart? Can you survive when love is all you have left? And how can you win when you’re fighting your own reflection? DMHG, HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,588 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Edict of Justice by Enigmatic Wayfarer reviews
COMPLETE! Post Hogwarts. When Hermione saves Draco from the Dementors Kiss, she didn't expect to have him in her custody and living in her house for three months. Hermione and Draco, Harry and Ginny. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,692 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Manor by Halfling reviews
Sequel to 'THE CABIN.' Draco and Hermione have both arrived home after Hogwarts and their defeat of Voldemort. Please read The Cabin first. COMPLETE! (Finally...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Change by hotanuri reviews
Seventeen-year-old Lily Evans is hearing it from everyone--things change. And when she arrives at school, she is surprised to see that things are. Not only is the spark of love lighting in her towards Potter, but an unexpected letter changes everything...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,724 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Silence on Silk by Cupiditatis reviews
Sequel to Skin on Skin. 5 years later. New adventures and an old enemy who thinks it unfair that our favourite couple has everything while she has nothing left. What will happen? Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,077 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping With the Enemy by Roni Black reviews
COMPLETE - EPILOGUE ADDED! "There is one person in the world who hates me more than anybody else... my husband." Marriage Law story. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,683 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ice Queen of Gryffindor by eventergurl88 reviews
She had a troubled past, so Lily Evans cut herself off from all students. Rumours flew about her, until one dared to break those shining walls of ice. A pretty angsty L/J fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,142 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Remnants of Life by Captive reviews
Voldemort has risen to power and Hogwarts is conquered. Draco surrenders to evil and chooses life. Hermione trys to forget her tragic past only to realize it can't be escaped. Can an untainted love survive amidst such Death and Destruction? [DM&HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,114 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bleeding Hearts by Jaded-bella reviews
Hermione, trying to forget the past is discovered by her mortal enemy, Draco. Draco feeling her pain, becomes her consolation, allowing their hate to blossom into love. Little does she know that loving him includes decit, pain,and everlasting mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,281 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Light and Dark of the Raven by Slytherin Spirit reviews
UPDATED 29.08.04 Draco had repented his ways (well....almost) and joined The Order where he has been assigned the job a spy. How will he react when he is teamed up with Hermione? Please RR. Next Chapter is delayed due to severe writer's block. SORRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,600 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Do I Love You by Ceres Vesta reviews
SEQUEL TO I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. The thin line between the living and the dead has just been crossed. “You think I’m crazy, don’t you?” Draco raised his eyebrows, pressing his chest further into Harry’s wand. “Go ahead. You want Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,999 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dark Waltz by A Murmured Silhouette reviews
[ABANDONED] They weren't friends, but they weren't enemies. They weren't anythings, really. And yet one winter, Draco and Hermione couldn't stay away from each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,003 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Opposites Attract by Velvetrose786 reviews
A forbidden love... that they must accept. Can they defy their background and fall in love forever? DHr. Rated RPG13... the first chapter has been revised... finally my computer was being really gay!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,361 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden Lioness by MusikLuver reviews
COMPLETEDThe sequel to Hidden Dragon but its not required. Five years later, and it hasn't gotten better. Hermione has a secret, Draco is forced into living with someone he doesn't like, and there's a new woman. The question is who is she? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,101 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wonderwall by tearsofher reviews
DMHG- FINALLY FINISHED- Draco's feelings for her were born at the end of 5th year.. He dreamed and couldn't stop thinking about her during the summer.. But what will he do when those feelings get way too strong to hold back?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,761 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione Grows Up by ardennia reviews
(COMPLETED) As Hermione approaches her seventeenth birthday, she forms an irrestistible attraction to none other than her worst enemy... but something occurs that will change their relationship forever. HGDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,777 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindor Princess, Slytherin Prince by Cosmic Angel reviews
Chapter 15 Up! Over the summer, Hermione learns of her true past, and her new powers, which lead her into a fight against the Dark Lord himself... (Rating might increase, depends how descriptive some of the angsty scenes get) (HermioneDraco)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What It Means to be a Yankee Brat by Allie35 reviews
Susan Chilmark doesn't know what to expect when she moves up North to live with Tim's family. But knowing her, it will be quite an adventure. WIP.
Ann Rinaldi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2004
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3148 - Favs: 4,130 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For Earth is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky by Chastity1 reviews
[complete] "Love, if you love me, lie next to me. Be for me, like rain, the getting out of the tiredness, the fatuousness, the semi-lust of intentional indifference..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,509 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2001 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Following Hammurabi reviews
It feels as if her brain has gone on autopilot. She wishes she could plead temporary insanity... Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Snarkiness reviews
I realize that you lot, and by that I mean you Muggles, aren't exactly the smartest bunch, but do try to keep up now please... Cordially, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Viscosity of the Weight of the World reviews
She's a princess of the highest order… and he was the Lord that'd give her everything, and nothing. postHBP, spoilers. oneshot. RR please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Burden of Innocence reviews
he went in a man, he came out a shell..." - ONE-SHOT. i'm pretty sure this could just be a T, but rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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