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Joined 04-11-04, id: 570203, Profile Updated: 02-02-13
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Supernatural.

New and different, but only marginally better than before.

I have two stories: The first is "Nora: The Beginning," which I started long ago and should have deleted, but is now instead enjoying a total makeover--complete with HD TVs! It's truly awful; I don't know what I was thinking.

The second is "Thunderstruck," and it's beautiful and I'm not updating. I'll probably get around to that when I get tired of "N:TB," but whatever. As of now it's my favorite story because it has, you know, something that resembles a plot.

And then there's my collection of poetry that combines Christmas carols with Lord of the Rings.

I really don't know what I'm doing.

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Winchester Shoes by marinawings reviews
Little Sam Winchester tries on his big brother's boots... And about twenty years later, Dean returns the favor. Prepare to feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Hell and Fangirls by windscryer reviews
The Winchester boys face down one of the most terrifying creatures to exist in myth and legend as the strength of their brotherly bonds is pushed to the breaking point... Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Haunted Princess by Crimson White reviews
Susan's encounter with Rabadash is remembered as a fairytale. But for those who lived it, the terrifying memories still create havoc, thirteen hundred years later.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Empty Motel Rooms by sodakey reviews
Dean hasn’t been called by his own name in what feels like an eternity. Pre-series. Stanford Era. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Dean W. - Complete
Stuck on an Island by anotherblastedromantic reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow finds himself stuck on an island again... but this time he is trapped with a few other characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Violet Baudelaire, Artemis Fowl, and even Van Helsing. Madness ensues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
A Girl Named Jack by Name1 reviews
Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
The Wizard of Ahz by Rune-of-Iormangand reviews
A crazy Oz parody. Kitty’s mislaid by an unlikely storm, Bartimaeus' brain gets him in straw, and Nathaniel’s not yet rid of all ruth. Romance! Suspense! Humour! Um, 1 out of 3 is fine. Sock puppets! Too many allusions! Demons! Did I mention sock puppets?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Lord of the Taters by The Hobbit Lass reviews
A hilarious parody in which Frodo must destroy an evil potato with the aid of his trusty plastic butterknife and magical undergarments, Arwen and Glorfindel fight over Frodo, Merry talks to apples, and more insanity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
A Tale of Five Seconds by Demus reviews
Five second LotR stories, not for the faint hearted. Authors Mrs Miniver and Demus are not liable for any strains caused by laughing too much. Additional extras now available creative, helpful morals after each tale.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
Lesbians Don't Eat People! by Demus reviews
The Marauders, in the midst of some drunken revelry at the end of the Christmas holidays, discuss anarchy, homework, songbirds, cannibalism, socks and wossnames.Rated for a little bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Elves and Dwarves and Late Night Philosophy by Thundera Tiger reviews
Against his better judgement, Aragorn attempts to direct a late night debate between Legolas and Gimli. How successful is he? I'll leave that for you to decide.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks by Avalon Estel reviews
A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
A Prince's Question by Tathrin reviews
After a young Eldarion poses a strange question about his uncles and their relationship, his parents and friends try to explain some of the Facts of Life to the fiveyearold, and learn that sometimes you can overthink things...Completed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Day After by Thundera Tiger reviews
In the aftermath of battle, Gimli waits for the dawn and thinks about Legolas and time. True friendship never comes without a price.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Going on an Elf Hunt by Luimenel reviews
This is just a little song... chant... thing that I made up. My friend thinks it is really funny and so do I. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Thunderstruck reviews
Two girls hiking in England suddenly find themselves on the Wendigo episode of Supernatural. Now they're stuck in season one's little world of horrors with no foreseeable way out... But perks of the job include Sam, Dean, and a certain 1967 Chevy Impala.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,791 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Nora: The Beginning reviews
Oh god, it's being rewritten. It's better now, I promise. Nora Johnson, 13, gets stuck in Middle Earth. 10th walker, includes book and movie, vaguely entertaining nonetheless. Also needs a better title.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/29/2004
Aragorn: King reviews
Well, I don't know why I'm updating this. Especially in the middle of summer. But, I am sure there are people out there that agree with me that it is never too early for Christmas songs. Of course, there is such a thing as too late. Which is what this is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
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