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Hey Sasuke by LemonsEatMyBrains reviews
True, the anatomy of a human body is boring, and sort of ugly, but who really cares? Naruto contemplates why the body is what is, and his answer is strange. Yaoi, SasuNaru. Oneshot! Only hints of smex, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
His Eyes by kamikumai reviews
Naruto could feel his eyes on him. In fact, Naruto could always feel his eyes on him, even when he could’ve sworn the bastard was sleeping. Slash: SaiNaru, allusions made to SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Best Dream Ever by Paperleaf reviews
[StanxKyle] When Kyle flees his house to avoid work, he ends up at Stan's house. After napping the afternoon away, Kyle wakes up to an interesting scene indeed. Oneshot, slash. :]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Simple Addition by FlamesEmbrace reviews
Some problems take intelligence to solve. Some take genius. And some take a different kind of talent... Enter the Incredible Naruto! NaruKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,349 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Grebnaxlorg by BlatantPseudonym reviews
Starfire and Raven Lime story. Extremely weird at points.Starfire has a problem unique to Tamaranian women, and can only entrust Raven with the details. Raven must either help her friend with this distasteful duty, or Starfire must leave Earth!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,175 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Yume no Naka ni wa by Shirohane reviews
It is the first birthday Naruto has spent all alone after Sasuke had left. In the blurred line between dream and reality, Sasuke comes back to lonely Naruto's side, only to leave him again with a vague promise for the future. Bittersweet SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gift by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*NejiShikaNaru, Lemon One-Shot* Naruto always had to spend his birthday alone, but this year something is going to change...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Plumeria by To Salute reviews
OneShot Sasunaru. Sasuke is always practical.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Take Your Hand Off by kawaii-kirei reviews
An innocent day ends with Sasuke trying to get Naruto's hand off his mouth by licking his fingers. Hand molestation, anyone? [SasuNaru, NaruSasu, drabble and just an excuse to write smut.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fascination by BluDreamer reviews
Simplicity is never possible in the tasks of Rukia and Ichigo. Even the most average of moments are filled with suspense and awe. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Price of Butting In by DarkPhoenix484 reviews
[ShikaNaru, shounen ai] Shikamaru had never liked butting into other people's business. They were too troublesome for him to bother with. But not all endevours are fruitless, and some are sweeter than others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/17/2004