Aisling Niamh
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Joined 04-11-04, id: 570299
Author has written 8 stories for Witch Hunter Robin, Noir, Lord of the Rings, His and Her Circumstances, and Azumanga Daioh.
Aisling Niamh, who prefers to be called Ais and tends to talk in third person like she’s doing now, is probably seconds away from being declared legally insane. She was the 2000 Middle School Cafeteria Champion of Swallowing The Most Can Peaches Without Chewing. It has been said that she can chug an entire bottle of whiskey without getting drunk, but sadly it has never yet been proven. Her hobbies include loud and incoherent music, attempting to stalk anime guys (this tends to fail), trying to get a hold of a Walther P99 or perhaps a Beretta (this fails too), boxing, careening down the streets of the downtown bellowing random Eminem lyrics for no reason, and strangely enough, embroidery. And even stranger, perhaps bordering on disturbing, is the fact that she has never been arrested or put away in some nice, safe place with padded walls.
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Amon Acquires a Nuisance by HydeandAis reviews
Updated August 7th! Story by Hyde. Amon is bugged by a psychic, Robin has allergies, and Touko is into Elizabethian English... Please read with a sense of humor.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,910 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/28/2004
The Lord of the Ringtones: The Ecommunity of the Ringtone by ArcticWolfe reviews
Parody. A study on how the quest would have been different had they had cell phones, cable TV, the internet, and cars. Many stupid jokes by two overtired geeks. Yay completion!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,809 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
The Lord of the Burger Kings: The Two Specials by Dumbledalf reviews
How in the world can you fight a battle, when all the elves insist on running off to Burger King to get their free meal?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Aragorn, Haldir
Questions by Kenta Divina reviews
Following the collapse of the Factory Amon and Robin have a quite conversation. Just a way of getting into their heads.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Complete
The Lord of the Castaways by Lily Knotwise reviews
Absolutely no plot. Don't even read this, it's too stupid.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004
The Meaning of Life by Tyalie reviews
A look into some of the most pointless existences of Middle Earth. [Mostly OCs slightly OOC. 10 drabble-like things. A bit depressing at first. Some language on Sauron's account.] Finis and Edited.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
Care In The Continuity by Troll Boy and GoS reviews
After being being saved from the fires of Oroduin by a conveniently placed plot contrivance Gollum finds himself being treated in 21st century NHS hospital. Can he regain mental stability, find a job AND save Middle-Earth from The Plot Hole of Despair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,472 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Gollum, Frodo B.
All Elrond's Children by Faerlan reviews
It's an all-new daytime soap featuring a star-studded cast of Middle-earth's finest! Parody of "All My Children". Just some crazy teasers I thought of for one episode...like baby-stealing, unfortunate accidents, adultery,...feedback please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2004
The Secret Diary of Arwen's Twin Sister by Hwesta reviews
Dear Diary, Let me get this straight once and for all. I am not Arwen. I may look like her, sound like her, but please kill me before I start to act like her. My name is Sardwen and Arwen is my identical twin sister COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,329 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Middle Earth Inc by Lady of Mowzerness reviews
Middle Earth is now open for business! The adventures of the Fellowship in Gondor's only skyscraper.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004
Yadda Yadda by Night Blooming Flower reviews
A bunch of moments in time that throw a little background info into things. [i couldnt think of a title]
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004
Amon Has a Cold by HydeandAis reviews
Title is selfexplanatory. This is written by just Hyde, no Ais.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Complete
The Reason by Osuwarii reviews
[AmonXRobin]One-shot. Robin and Amon have an argument, and Robin is struggling with her emotions. How will her life change when she finds a note to her from Amon?
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
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It's An Endless Cycle! reviews
What happened after everybody's favorite girls graduated? Here's your answer!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
The End of His and Her Circumstances reviews
In which The End of Evangelion and His and Hers Circumstances are parodied, hopefully in an amusing manner. Oneshot!
His and Her Circumstances - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
The Announcement of Doom reviews
You open up the Generic Daily SunTimes, and look what you find... Oneshot, rated to be safe for brief humorous alcohol use. Yup. Small explanation added at end
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Complete
Amon and Laundry reviews
Updated! The reposting of said fic with some changes. Amon has severe domestic issues, resulting in decidedly parodic series of events. And no, it doesn't make sense to us either.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004
The Threat That Was Not reviews
One-shot. Crossover. Alice has just never been the same since the Incident with the Rabbit. She simply wants to stop having adventures! No offensive content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The Doomful Encounter reviews
One-shot and pointless. Robin and Amon encounter The Doomful Alternate Universe of Shoujo.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Complete
Joe the Henchman In Denial reviews
Noir from Joe the Generic Henchman's point of view. Particularly random. Starts off fairly slow. Rated for violence later on.
Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2004
Zaizen the Misunderstood and Factory reviews
Ever wonder what REALLY possessed Zaizen to create Factory and orbo? Here you go. Read with a sense of humor.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004