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Joined 05-03-14, id: 5705300, Profile Updated: 12-24-18
Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl.

You can call me Mel (she/her, 19). I'm a Christian autistic aroace who likes to explore characters with non-traditional identities and relationships. QPRs and found families are my jam. Hit me up if you need a beta!

My main fandoms are (in alphabetical order): Artemis Fowl, Doctor Who, Grimm, and Warehouse 13. Comments are my lifeblood and are vital in motivating me to actually update my multi-chapter fics.

Find me as MelodyJaikes on Dreamwidth, Pillowfort, and AO3.


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Stray Thoughts From a Galaxy Far Away by 2Old4This2 reviews
A collection of short, or short-ish, stories, inspired by the original trilogy. They can include any of the OT characters, but there will be an abundance of Han, Leia, and Han/Leia stories. There is no particular order to the stories, and most of them won't have any connection to each other. A few might. Can be humorous, tragic, romantic, adventure or anything in between.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,286 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Leia O., Han S.
Angel Babysitter by The Melon Lord. Toph reviews
The twins need a babysitter but this is their twentieth one. What happens when she's a cool, fun person that seems to work around Artemis's rules. What will happen when ice meets fire, will the ice melt or will the fire be put out, or maybe both. ON HIATUS: Ideas welcome for American Week with The Princess and the Frog as movie.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [Artemis F., OC] Butler, Myles F.
Great Tales Never End by Doctor Pepperpot reviews
The Goblin King lived forever. In tribute, and with gratitude, to our Goblin King, David Bowie.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Jareth, Sarah] OC - Complete
Summer Festival by Random Dawn 14 reviews
Rosalina is excited to visit her first summer festival in the Mushroom Kingdom, but she never expected the night to turn out quite like it did... One-shot. Request from DaughterofChrist442.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2015 - [Rosetta/Rosalina, OC] - Complete
Scrapbook of a Former Night Guard by Kyrie Sky reviews
Would you run and play Freddy's games until your legs failed you? Would you sing with Bonnie until your voice gave way? Would you clean Chica until your hands became raw and blistered? Would you give what little you earned so that Foxy might see the stars? No you can't. No one ever could. But for a time, at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, there was a night guard who did.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
Finding Relief by dreamwriter32 reviews
Harry gets a stomachache and finds relief from girlfriend Ginny. I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Sparklies by romancejunkie reviews
"Mummy and me were gonna do nails today but she hadda go work. Will you do nails with me, Papa?" Papa Sherlock and Uncle Mycroft are powerless to resist. Short, ParentLock! drabble for some smiles during finals week. R&R but be kind, lovelies.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, OC - Complete
As Long As You Need Me by fhestia reviews
Clara is in for a weekend of trouble when the Doctor shows up - ill, confused and needing her help. Friendship, a little Whouffaldi and lots of domesticity and fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Sweet by Italian Hobbit reviews
Kíli sat on the bed, his legs crossed and his eyes wide, feigned innocence radiating from his being. Dís put her hands on her hips. "Kíli, what have you done?" she said. "Nothing," Kíli answered too quickly. "An' I don't know where Fíli is, either." Little Durins oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Complete
Meltdown by Serena-chan1 reviews
When Sportacus has a sugar meltdown, he always reaches for Stephanie first. (SportaSteph)
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Stephanie, Sportacus]
You Were Never Supposed To Leave by Ballykissangel reviews
AU. Sherlock and John check on Mrs. Hudson in the middle of the night to discover that she has died in her sleep. Heart broken, they stay by her side and try to say their goodbyes to their beloved Mrs. Hudson. Mycroft knows they need help and comes to comfort the two men that he will always see as little brothers.Warning:Heavy Angst. Character Death. No slash. Epic Friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/20/2014 - John W., Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft H.
Wedding Rumbles by Aris24 reviews
CONTAINS SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR SIGN OF THREE. A sort of deleted/alternate set of scenes during John's wedding in which Sherlock confronts his hungry tummy and odd eating habits do to a curious little Archie asking the right questions. Fluffy. Deals with food, eating, some anxieties regarding that. Hunger kink.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's a Girl Thing by unmitigated.disaster reviews
There comes a certain time of month when being the only girl on the team becomes something of a pain...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Death By Chocolate by lahmrh reviews
K/S established. Kirk's Valentine's Day plans are derailed when Spock gets ill from eating too much chocolate.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Side Effects May Include by lahmrh reviews
Spock experiences some unpleasant side effects from a vaccine. Kirk offers comfort. Gen.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Rest Easy Now by SirienneHolmes reviews
Fluffiness abounds! John is worn out during some downtime of a particularly grueling case, and Sherlock decides to do something about it. Not Johnlock, but could be seen as early in the relationship. It's just fluff, so yeah. Inspired by a scene in 'The Sign of Four' by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. K plus for some rage from John and Sherlock just being Sherlock. ENJOY THE FLUFF!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Cuddle Sutra by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which Sherlock orders The Cuddle Sutra; he and John explore some of the poses. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John established relationship, nonsexual romance . Part of my series: A Love with No Name. Totally gratuitous cuddle!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tummy Ache by lurid-secrets reviews
My firt completed and posted fanfic. Just a cute, little one shot! Honey eats too much cake after getting over the stomach flu, and Mori comforts him.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Honey's Lullaby by Naruhina7799 reviews
Here the daisies guard you from every harm. Here your dreams are sweet, and tomorrow brings them true. Here is the place where I love you.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
A Little Interference Goes a Long Way by ka has moved reviews
Constance Contraire has discovered an unfortunate matchmaking trait, and Rhonda and Milligan have gotten in her way.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Milligan, Rhonda K. - Complete
Ouran Instant Messenger by FranFictionx reviews
Tamaki discovers the magic of instant messaging.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Requiem for Genius by JuliennePotato reviews
Artemis has been playing the piano since before he can remember. His family hails him as a virtuoso. Artemis thinks he's a fraud. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Chilly Day reviews
In which Juliet and Artemis use Butler as a heater.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Artemis F., Butler, Juliet B. - Complete