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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hay peeps.

I know, I know, I know. I have been an awful at stuff on this website. Well, except for reading stuff. Haha.

Anyways. I reread my posts on here and I think they are absolute shit, but I don't want to get rid of them just yet.

I actually (kind of ) use my account on FP.net(or is it .com? I haven't been on there in a while, lol) to post my (very) short stories for English class.

I (might) write some stories to post up on here during the summer. I just have to survive exams first. :)

I sometimes have ideas to write stuff. But then I forget them.

I am currently reading as much Harry Potter stuff at the moment.

Favorite ship is Harry/Draco with Blaise/Hermione coming in a close second.

At the moment I hate Ginny because she seems like a whiny bitch who can't get over a juvenile crush.

And I adore flirty Seamus.

I have been getting into Peach Girl. Its taking me some time.

I am in love with Ouran High School Host Club. I just dislike reading the fan-fiction. I guess because there isn't a large enough fan base at the moment, so there isn't that many things to read that are different.

I am currently struggling(not really, just adds some DRAMA to the profile) through Nectar in a Sieve and am seriously trying to pass Latin with a C(I just have to bring it up from my D...hopefully I can with exams--fingers crossed!)

And I love everyone. And I hate hurting people because I hate getting hurt myself and I seriously believe in Karma. I am so sorry to people that I flame(which doesn't happen often). I have to fight myself to keep me from saying "I am so sorry that I sound like a bitch at the moment but its true...blah blah blah". I love plants and my current obsession is my Venus Flytrap.

I love art and am trying to see if painting/watercolor could be a forte. If not, I don't really care because I freaking kick ass at pen and ink! ;D

I love you! Even though I don't know you! 8D


Awesome stories: 'Thirteen Days until Valentine's Day' by On3-Shot, the 500 Ways Series by EmeraldDream1, 'Simple Fairy Tales' by MuGgLeNeT27, one of the many stories by The Werewolf Mage, 'Stuck in Idiotville' by Lady Stone( --one of the most funniest stories you will ever read on this site), 'Stuck in Idiotville II' by Lady Stone( --is in the making but is still hilarious),'Storytime with Uncle Claude' by Arkadia,and a few more

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Magic Man by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco has been exiled to live in the Muggle World, where he's actually doing alright as an amateur stage magician. Harry has been tasked to determine if he's using real magic to enhance his performances.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9 - Harry P., Draco M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Immortality Bites by I am the Color of Boom reviews
What would have happened if Harry Potter had chosen to keep the part of Voldemort's soul attached to him, remaining immortal, and then both he and Draco Malfoy attended their seventh year of school? This obviously... -DM/HP. —EPILOGUE COMING—
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,349 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Pansy P., Blaise Z.
Dark Wizards, Dark Wizards Everywhere by agentmoppet reviews
Seven years after the war, Harry Potter is feeling disillusioned with life. Partnered with Draco Malfoy, it is their job as elite Aurors to defeat dark and powerful witches and wizards. But what if there aren't any? What if all there is to life is a well filed tax return? ...Or what if they're wrong? EWE, HPDM Warnings: cutting(not depression - spell related) and drug use parallels
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,430 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Living, Loving and Learning: A Tale of Two Dragons by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco's orderly existence at the Dragon Reserve is upended by Harry Potter's arrival. Meanwhile, a dragon struggles to fly. A Draco POV remix of the delightful Living with Dragons by fantasyfiend09 (remixed with permission).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1 - Harry P., Draco M., Charlie W.
All Roads Lead Home by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco is strong-armed into spending the first Christmas after the War with the Weasleys. And Harry Potter. WARNING(S) for slight angst and mentions of Fred Weasley's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/27 - Harry P., Draco M., Molly W. - Complete
Get Me From My Good Side by Juliet'sEmoPhase reviews
The only reason Harry agrees to these Ministry publicity articles is he knows he's in safe hands with Draco Malfoy as his stylist. But then a shoot doesn't quite go to plan and Harry worries his secret is out. Post-Hogwarts non-epilogue compliant. Tiny bit of smut, mostly just fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stories of the Saccharine Kind by xmmconfesses reviews
HPDM Slash. Fluff & Humour! Draco and Harry may not be exactly the same, they’re probably completely different. But like two pieces of a jigsaw, that are rarely the same shape, they're perfect for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 45,338 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Wedding Date: Version 2 by jupimako reviews
SLASH, Non-Magic AU. Harry Potter used to be an abused little boy. Now he's the top fashion designer in America. A wrench is thrown into his life when an invitation to his sister's wedding arrives from England demanding his presence along with that of a date. He hires Draco Malfoy as his Escort and romance ensues. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,359 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care by digthewriter reviews
Harry Potter is the proud owner of The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care and his favourite student is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius's dad might be okay, too. [Top Draco. Bottom Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
A New Life by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry's dearest wish comes true one winter night. It's nothing like he imagined but that doesn't mean it's not perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bodyguards by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry and Draco are brought together for a seemingly dull security mission. Things however, are not as they seem. Written for the hd fan fair Career Fest 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,006 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Blaise Z.
Two Moons by captainprocrastination reviews
'Don't judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins.' Harry has a crush on Draco. Draco still thinks they hate each other. Hermione has a plan to get them together, with the help of Blaise, Ginny and Ron. Will she succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,592 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How I Met Your Father by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story. NOTE: This was written for the hd smoochfest and is a remix/reinterpretation of How I Met Your Mother in the HP World. Please do skim through the notes before reading further. Thank you!
Crossover - Harry Potter & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,704 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Darklist by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,023 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Compliments to the Chef by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry's latest assignment is a toughie. He's been sent in to interview the newest face on the magical food and wine circuit. Chef Malfoy is not going to make this easy. WARNINGS for mature content and slash, not fit for minors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potions Professor Pursuit by Reverie Wilde reviews
It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,224 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
An Issue of Consequence by faithwood reviews
Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Hearts That Bleat As One by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
After the war, Draco was prepared to spend the rest of his days alone and miserable. Then that damned goat showed up. NOTE: This is a retelling of icmezzo's Love Lies Bleating and was remixed with her permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Three Boxes and a Scrapbook by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
One year after being accidentally bonded to each other, Harry and Draco are free to move on with their lives. But perhaps, what they needed was here all along. This is the story of Harry's rediscovery of their journey and their relationship, of how he gets by (with a little help from his friends).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,359 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
In The Stacks by DeiStarr reviews
In the library during their Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter have an accidental run-in that leads to clandestine meetings in the stacks. Will their stolen kisses turn into something more? And when a rumor saying Voldemort isn't really dead spreads, how will that change things? Started life as a PWP and turned into something more. WIP. Draco/Harry Slash, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,407 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G., Pansy P.
The Housewarming Party by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Theo needs to find a muggle gift for Draco's housewarming party. He finds a little something else. WARNING: Theo Nott/Piers Polkiss rare pairing with a side of Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Theodore N., Piers P. - Complete
The Invisible Man by faithwood reviews
Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Greyest Eyes by Sophie French reviews
It's one thing to discover you're gay at eighteen, another one to realise you have a crush on your long-term enemy, but you can tell things are definitely going to get complicated when you accidentally say his name as your girlfriend kisses you... HP/DM. Eighth year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,948 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Ophidiophobia by Tekko reviews
Ophidiophobia; A fear of snakes. Harry has become a successful Mind Healer specializing in animal phobias. A case from an ex-nemesis may prove to be more than he can handle. Yaoi, eventual lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant reviews
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unknown Rivalries by Tekko reviews
Al has a surprise for Scorpius, as does Scorpius for Al.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
With Born Tenacity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
His bruised and bloody body was fished from the Mediterranean Sea with only a wand and a single key as a clue to his identity. Even his name was a mystery. Did he dare to trust the man who found him lying on the beach? This story intentionally parallels The Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum, as per the original prompt request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,720 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Parallel by trollnexus reviews
HPDM. After all these years, Dudley has finally figured out how to contact Harry, and he just wants to make things right. Harry is nervous about the reunion dinner, but Draco is the best support one can have. One-shot, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Dudley D., OC] - Complete
Surviving Summer by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
It wasn't going to be easy handling four teenagers over the summer holidays. But it was definitely going to be worth it. Join a newly married Harry and Draco as they attempt to handle their unruly bunch over the summer vacation. Pranks, drama, fluff and family fun, all around!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
He Wore Green Silk by Roslyn Drycof reviews
'A soft tune played from an old phonograph in the corner. The scent of a women's perfume wafted through the air. Green silk rustled as bare feet gracefully danced in time to the music.' Harry comes upon something he had never expected, and it strikes a chord in him. HPDM slash. Non-explicit cross dressing. Minor character tragedy. EWE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's a Girl Thing by A. Padfoot reviews
Harry's discovering his feminine side with Hermione's help. Draco takes notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Breakup Algorithm by trollnexus reviews
Draco is desperate to disrupt Harmony, and his reluctant friends Blaise and Theo are dragged along for the ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Spring is Never that Far Gone by PKlovesDW reviews
Non-Magical AU. Draco is a dental assistant, and Harry is a patient. Pre-Slash! By DW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Pseudo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fire and Ice by stephi-247 reviews
When Snape turns up at Grimmauld place claiming Draco must be kept with the Order at all times outside of school for his own safety, what does he expect to happen? To say anything less than absolute chaos would be too optimistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,164 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
What Have You Done? by slytherincailin reviews
COMPLETE All is going beautifully in Draco's life. A career, a family and wealth; but one ill-tested potion could tear it all apart, starting with his son. Slash, creature!fic, Mpreg, Veela!fic NG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,581 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
No Such Thing as Normal by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash. In which Draco is really annoyed. About something. Maybe Potter? And oh yeah, Weasel is his Auror partner, but no one really cares about that. I know you're all here for Draco, right? (Just say yes so you don't hurt his feelings.) One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just met you by Consulting Shippers reviews
Pansy is tired of Draco's whining about getting dumped, and takes matters into her own hands. One-shot coffee shop AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wolf Pack by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Nobody said achieving your animagus form was easy. Draco could handle being a wolf pup for a while, right? How bad could it be? Written for hd cliche 2013. Long, fluffy fic with feelz. Warnings for violence (not too graphic).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,044 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Express Lane to My Heart by The Trix Rabbit reviews
Alec hates his job as a cashier at a grocery store in the middle of no where, forced to deal with extreme couponers and soccer moms. His days spent working are soon brightened considerably as a flamboyantly dressed stranger comes every Wednesday at the same time. They read each other's horoscope and fall in love. Fluff. AU/AH Slight suggestiveness
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Tug-O-Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Countdown by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cruise by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
What do you do when you discover you best friend's boyfriend is only with him for his money? Why, send them off on a cruise of course. Ron doesn't understand Pansy's plan, but for Harry's sake, he hopes she knows what she's doing. Crack-ish fic featuring Ron/Pansy, Harry/Anthony Goldstein, eventual Harry/Draco. Warnings for hints of borderline infidelity...never happens, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Anthony G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Even When Unexpected by seestar2 reviews
"What's your last name?" He asked the frightened girl. She still wouldn't meet his eyes "I don't know." Sequel to It happens.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,701 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Reflection by trollnexus reviews
Albus/Scorpius slash. All Scorpius wants is the right to walk around the house shirtless, but no, his Papa just has to be the most unfair hypocrite in the world. Well, at least he has his good friend Albus Severus to help him out! One-shot, crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Slip by Khashana reviews
In an alternate universe, Draco's fingers slipped on his wand that day in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, and everything changed. Drarry Harry/Draco D/M HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,195 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Resolution by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash. Scorpius has a Weasley girlfriend, Draco has a Tantrum-That-Must-Not-Be-Mentioned, and Potter has absolutely no interest in conflict resolution. One-shot. Absolutely insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Malfoys Don't Do by LadySlytherinII reviews
There are things that Malfoys simply don't do. They don't cry, or show any emotion unless entirely unavoidable. They don't back down. And they certainly don't admit that maybe, just maybe, they might be wrong about a few things. Draco's back for his eighth year, and with everything that's changed, these basic rules will soon be called into question.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,669 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Angling by trollnexus reviews
HPDM. Scorpius wants to invite Albus Potter over for the holidays, and Draco doesn't have the heart to say "no." Thus he gives permission on one condition: Albus must bring a parent over to chaperone. Draco thinks the Potters won't consent, but Harry Potter has always foiled Draco's expectations. Now Draco is stuck with a flirtatious, recently divorced prat in his house. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elevation by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash, EWE. No sane relationship ever starts with over a decade of animosity followed by random snatches of snarky conversations in a lift, but then again, Harry and Malfoy were never sane people to begin with. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Missives by Tekko reviews
Summery: So Harry's part Veela. He isn't going to let it rule his life, especially when there were no adverse affects to him and it only made his admirers slightly more annoying. A new suitor in a sea of hundreds isn't going to make any difference. Right? (yaoi, lemon)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Amplified by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash. Harry's new upstairs neighbour is such a noisy wanker...literally. And somehow, Harry can't help but join in. One-shot. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Expecting the Unexpected by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM slash. Harry just wanted one normal year at Hogwarts. He should have known that 'normal' is for other people, not him. And this time it's not even his fault. What's an eighteen-year-old boy, who also happens to be a virgin, to do when he suddenly discovers he's pregnant? Warnings for mPreg, non-explicit slash, and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,703 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cubical Cubicles by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash. When Draco first joined the Office of Misinformation, he had no idea his cubicle would be next to Granger's. He also had no idea that he would end up spending several months listening to Potter's voice every day, lunch after lunch, simply because the prat didn't know how to leave his poor, hardworking friend alone. But Draco doesn't mind, not at all. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Proving a Theory by Marie Tomas reviews
Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Chasing Draco by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,783 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Pensieve of Alternative Destiny by Saiyu.Aradatai reviews
"Can anyone tell me what this is?" "It's a Pensieve of Alternative Destines; it shows you what could have happened if you made a very important decision differently." Harry takes part in a realisation exercise in his 8th year. Drarry, don't like don't read. Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blind Date by OakStone730 reviews
Harry helps out a friend out of a bind, and gets more than he bargained for. Pairing: Harry/Draco (side mention of Hermione/surprise) Warnings: Pre-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Proterno by EarlGreyLeaf reviews
Draco did not like the way Ginny was looking at Harry. Not one bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rumour Has It by goddess-protect-us reviews
Written for the Bottom!Draco 2013 Adaptations Fest on lj. An adaptation of the Jeeves and Wooster stories by P. G. Woodhouse. Draco may have taken the job out of post-war necessity, but that doesn't mean he's not enjoying it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Potter's Party by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mr Potter's Penguin by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A smutty little Christmas series based on prompts at Livejournal. Harry gets Draco a..strange Christmas gift, that turns out rather enjoyable. Warnings for mature themes, use of toys, slash and general yumminess. Underage readers, shoo! Shoo, I say! ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,016 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The First Time by WrittenSins reviews
A short Scorpius/Albus fanfic. Nine firsts that Scorpius and Albus share together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
After Class by C.Queen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,978 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Demon Dealings by Lovelily Lion reviews
DMHP. Slash. Supernatural AU. Harry is a Hunter that knows something is on his trail. But since he's Harry, one night, instead of continuing to run, he summons it. And thus enters Draco Malfoy, demon and deal broker.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Secret Life of Draco Malfoy by icicle33 reviews
After the war, Draco was ousted from the wizarding world. With a bit of luck and the help of some good friends, Draco becomes a successful veterinarian in the Muggle world. His life was slowly starting to come together again―that is―until Harry Potter shows up at his clinic with a sick cat. Features: getting back together, vet!draco, swot!draco. Written for the HD Career Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Little Baby Blues by Drake Missing reviews
Draco has some unexpected news, the very odd, very unpredictable kind. WARNING: Mpreg. Sorry, but every author has to...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Farsighted by Totchi reviews
Harry couldn't stop staring. It wasn't his fault Malfoy looked so odd in glasses. It also wasn't his fault that he was so attractive, either. EWE, fluff, HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dating Draco Malfoy by ShinyAnn reviews
In which Draco is being stalked by a tapestry, Hermione is looking for her cat and Harry is oblivious to everything. Warning : Absolute stupidity. Rating for a little bit of frisky business in the shower ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bunches of Flowers by Nelliezabini4 reviews
Another Holiday short. On Valentine's Day Harry receives a bouquet of roses with a mysterious note attached. The note says he must figure out who the sender is by the end of the day in order to get his final present, using the clue the sender leaves. Will Harry be too oblivious to figure out who the sender is? Yes. But maybe Hermione can help. Harry and Draco, Drarry, slash. yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas at the Weasley's: An Anthology by Josephine Stone reviews
The Weasley's hear the story of how Harry and Draco got together, whilst a muggle guest prompts Charlie to come out to his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,041 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Catch Me In Midair by Acherona reviews
Instincts were the bane of all sane men's existence, Draco knew that better than anyone. Just look at the mess his had gotten him into. Harry/Draco. Creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 206,537 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Duelists, Burning Bright by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Aurors decide their trainees need more practice in formal dueling, and throw the competition open to anyone who can give them a good fight. Enter Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flight Plan by PhoenixPhoether reviews
Draco Malfoy is a con artist who scams Wizarding villages with fake products. He wants to run one last scam before he "retires," so he chooses Hogsmeade and tries to sell them "flight school" for the children. Unbeknownst to him, Harry Potter lives there and runs a book shop. "The Music Man," Drarry-style. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,718 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Young Radical's Guide to Love by Blame Brampton reviews
Memories of the war are still fresh, which is all the excuse Decent People need to do appalling things. In this quietly waged conflict, Draco Malfoy is happy to be on the right side of things for once, and even happier to find he's not alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,398 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Interdepartmental Collaboration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Seduce Draco Malfoy by Hanyou-Foxgirl reviews
Because it was all Narcissa's fault, really. Harry/Draco AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,826 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When It Alteration Finds by Momatu reviews
After the war, Harry left most of the Wizarding world behind and built a new life for himself in the Channel Islands. He opened a bakery and is happy with his life. Draco is a fiction author who writes under a penname, and he's currently suffering from writer's block. His agent suggests he try writing in a new environment and rents a cottage in the Channel Islands for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,907 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not in the Mood by irishchick93 reviews
Something's bothering Harry, and Draco is going to find out what it is. Eighth year fic. HP/DM. Fluff, some angst. Rated for some language. I decided to expand this one-shot, so let me know what you think! JKR owns everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,743 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Homeward Bound by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Save Me by Sly Severus reviews
A year after the war, wounds remain fresh. Survivors struggle just to keep surviving. They're plagued with guilt, illness, and new prejudices. Harry always thought his life would get easier after the demise of Voldemort, but he was wrong. This story is not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 96,410 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gossip Boys by mypetelephant reviews
Confiscated Dark objects are disappearing from the Ministry, and journalist Harry Potter is on the case. Unfortunately, he has to drag along Draco Malfoy, gossip columnist extraordinaire, whose subject of choice is everyone's favorite desultory hero. All Harry wants is to put out a respectable article. Oh, and to forget a night that only Draco knows and will never write about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Year on the Wizarding Convention Circuit by eidheann reviews
Being Savior of the Wizarding World isn't enough to get Harry the interesting assignments. That gives him plenty of time to focus his energy on something else... / Written for HD Career Fair 2012 on LJ. / Warning for mpreg, rating. one-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweat by RZZMG reviews
When Draco Malfoy's co-worker, Harry Potter, catches him in the dressing room at Harvey Nichols sporting women's lingerie - a costume for a gender-bending party to be held at Malfoy Manor on Beltane night - the unrequited feelings of half a lifetime are about to come to a head... Post-Hogwarts, EWE 2010 . Draco x Harry/Drarry. Drama/Hot Shag! 2012 HP Reversathon Fic Exchange entry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,373 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Malfoys Don't Get Jealous by icicle33 reviews
Draco is not jealous of Anthony Goldstein. He no longer has any interest in Potter or what the idiot does in his spare time. Their relationship is over—but if Goldstein so much as breathes on Potter again, he might have to kill him. Features: 8th year, swot!Draco, jealous!Draco, humour, snogging and broom closets
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pondering the panda by dantemalfoy reviews
Auror Potter mysteriously disappears in a mission. Meanwhile, strange things happen at the Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm -- Wizards? by dietcocacola101 reviews
When Albus Potter receives a certain book about charming witches from his older brother, he is sure that he will have no use for it because he secretly fancies wizards. But then he realizes that boys and girls aren't so very different, and this book might be the only chance he has to winning his best friend's heart. AS/S slash. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Enigma, Lead Me On by PotterIsMyPatronus reviews
'Albus was different. He'd violated his hair with spells as soon as he had the chance, and he was colder. He wasn't angry. He never raised his voice. He was cold, and hateful, and perfect for the House he was sent to. Albus was born a Slytherin, and they looked up to him. Scorpius did too.' -Written for the 'Pick Your Own Prompts' challenge, by HedwigBlack. SLASH AS/S.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
To Be Insane, Or Not To Be Insane by Roslyn Drycof reviews
To avoid becoming a Death Eater, Draco copies Hamlet and pretends to be insane. Harry acquires a phobia of performing magic, and Lockhart, who likes to be called Rooney, has a friend who's a talking wall. These three share a therapist. HPDM, humor, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
HD 'For nearly all of his life' 2012 Glomp Fest by tigersilver reviews
Harry Potter is a Pædiatric Healer, a good friend of the Malfoy family, a fond 'uncle' and an inexpressibly attractive Mate. Guess which hat he doesn't realize he's wearing? Draco Malfoy is an excellent Cursebreaker, a dutiful son, a loving 'uncle' and a Veela. Guess which one of those four hats Draco Malfoy would rather not wear?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,698 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Learn to Love by SoulMalady reviews
Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,424 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M., Teddy L. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come Away by A.J. Kelly reviews
The forest behind the Manor had always been forbidden. Draco knew that, but he needed to know where the whispers were coming from. The whispers no one else heard. That's where he discovered Harry, the boy who can't leave the forest. Based on the Grimm brother's fairy tale "The Rose" and loosely influenced by Yeats' "The Stolen Child." Slash, AU, OOC, No Voldemort, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Meant to Do My Work Today by Schermionie reviews
Through the vast, sprawling corridors of the Ministry of Magic, two men who were previously too stupid to say "hello" to each other start to correspond. / Albus Severus/Scorpius slash, oneshot. For the Quidditch European Cup Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Fractured Light by MissSnakeyBoots reviews
Twenty year-old Harry finds himself in a good job with a new-found smoking habit, a Labrador that likes breakfast and a work friend with an unsavoury fascination with women. Harry's friends worry about his emotional stability and on times - sexuality. Enter Draco Malfoy in Muggle clothes with his camera and Harry's life is thrown into disarray. What HAS his old nemesis been up to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,945 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
GlamGirl Getup by Heiress7Muzzy reviews
Things go awry when a certain lab ferret is used to test out Weasley's Wizard Wheezes' latest line of feminine products, including one smitten Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco hasn't been seeking refuge in religion, just in London's most famous church. The fact that it's on the daily route of Britain's most famous Auror is total coincidence, he's really there for the music.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Taken by slytherincailin reviews
COMPLETE AU. "I am no slave." He whispered hoarsely. The woman nodded, her sweet face suddenly miserable. "None of us are, beautiful, but I am sad to see the likes of you captured. Your kind does not last long in the hands of greedy men." Slash Mpreg Creature!fic Original Characters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,895 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rules Were Made To Be Broken by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Potter was positively ruthless when he was on one of his 'mischief rampages'-Draco had been forced to discover this over the many months with the blossoming acquaintance and had at first been shocked by it, but recently he liked to refer to it as a match made in hell. Because Potter could quite literally be the Devil and Draco would not be surprised. *Hogwarts 8th year AU.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daddy, Don't Go! by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twenty Years Later by ConstantComment reviews
Real life has managed to get the better of Harry and his friends, but even at 37 Harry still finds time to get wrapped up in fantasy and lose a little bit of his heart to another man. Again. Cautions: Divorce, illness, mild epistolary fic, epilogue-compliant, happy endings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,817 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come Out of the Shade by Dark K. Sly reviews
And then he was happy, And he hoped it never, ever ended. slash harrydraco
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life with Snappers by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry takes in a new pet, and Draco has to deal with some very un-amusing consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fairy Wine and Chocolate by but-not-peculiar reviews
Harry's miserable and Draco has some potent wine. Whatever will happen next?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 187,342 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Connected by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
During COG. After the first wave of demon attacks, Clary stumbles upon a barely alive someone. Can she get them back to the Hall in time for them to be in any comfort? A little "what if", diff from book. Better summary/info inside. M for later ch's
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Dragon of the Blood by Tatsukai reviews
Crack with no plot. AU. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Wisp of a Dream by Jessica-Doom reviews
Birthday always carried a somber tone for Draco. But Harry wants to change that. A small oneshot in honor of Draco Malfoy's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
this faith in which they found allegiance by Cerberusia reviews
Albus/Scorpius, unrequited Harry/Draco - Happily ever after is what you make it. Al and Scorpius' relationship from Harry's POV, having fallen in love with Draco but been politely rejected many years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Seventh Turn by MissSnakeyBoots reviews
The war is about to end but Draco Malfoy isn't happy with the final turn of events. He alters the past and finds out how things could have been. However, was all of this meant to be, and can Draco really solve his problems with dark magic?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,926 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Strange Case of the Snuggling by Mebina Sobriquet reviews
Harry keeps awaking wrapped around Draco, who does Not Do Cuddling with all the extra seriousness the capitalisation awards. Cracky schmoop ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like a Pair of Leather Trousers by Ashii Black reviews
Scorpius agrees to dress Albus for Victoire's wedding, but ends up getting more involved than he planned. SLASH AS/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
HD 'There's This Thing' by tigersilver reviews
Proposal fluff for nursedarry's birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snippets by Spun reviews
One hundred and fifty one-sentence Magnus/Alec fics - everything from angst to crack to pure fluff. "I don't think writing 'Property of Magnus Bane' on the back of my jeans is the 'subtle sign of possession' you were looking for."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Ouroboros by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
When Harry finds a box full of memories left to him by Remus, he knows his eighth year is going to be interesting. But when Malfoy accidentally crashes their compartment on the train, it's going to be the most intriguing year ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,223 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'll Show You More by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Mission to Change Direction by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
Harry and Draco are on a mission to stop an uprising in Germany. Their cover? They are a newly married couple on their honeymoon. Their mission: infiltrate the uprisers. Simple, right? Not so much when Harry and Draco are involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry in Flight by LynstHolin reviews
AU NON-MAGICAL DRARRY FLUFF Rookie football player Harry Potter is very attracted to the blond steward on the private jet his team has rented. Short and light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anarchy As Art by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco's a master thief and illegal Potions brewer. Harry is the Auror assigned to hunt him. A cat and mouse game. With endless tension. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,199 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Plane Troubles by Gingerbread20 reviews
Harry did not expect to be seated next to Draco Malfoy on his first time on a plane.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
First Mistake, First Achievement by seerstella reviews
He tells her what happened in his early days. DMHP Slash, Non-Magic AU, Song!Fic. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cruel by LadyFateContemplatingDisaster reviews
Draco Malfoy has never been a necessarily kind person; Hermione knows that. What she can't understand is why he's so different around a certain other person, when he's so cruel to everyone else. PostHogwarts, Draco&Harry. Light Hermione&Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Malfoy's Harry by LynstHolin reviews
FLUFFY DRARRY Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy must share the responsibility of taking care of a litter of puppies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Problem by Euphy reviews
OS DMHP Slash, a lil fluffy Mpreg. An illness that made you get sick to your stomach, gain weight, and glow radiantly-what was that! Harry had never heard of such a thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kissing the Scar by LynstHolin reviews
DRARRY After being seriously injured in an incident with a dark wizard at the Ministry, Harry Potter has to take a desk job. The man who is training him in: Draco Malfoy. FLUFF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
It is Christmas Eve, the castle is deserted and Harry and Draco are trapped under a piece of charmed mistletoe from Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes which won't let them go until they have kissed. HP/DM ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desire Dark as a Panther's Fur by blackhemlock reviews
Harry blames the book. It put words in his head; sweet twisting tempting words that made everything seem ok... Valentine Veela Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Say The Word by beckybrit reviews
When Draco Malfoy enters the same pub as Harry and his friends, things take an interesting turn. "If you don't go over there right this minute," Hermione paused, and smirked at Harry. "Then I will."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
In the Daisies by kellegirl reviews
Harry didn't see what the big deal was, but Draco was adamant that Harry stay safely ensconced in the manor or his office. Then again, when has Harry ever listened to his husband?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Daring to Begin by blood-songs reviews
Restless and frustrated during the aftermath of the great war, Harry explores Hogwarts on dark nights during his eighth year and is surprised to discover an unexpectedly benign side of Draco Malfoy. Pre-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Refractions by Lea Benoit reviews
HP/DM. Draco Malfoy can't remember how he got it, why he wanted it, or why Death Eaters are swooping down on him, all he knows is he has to get this bloody ring to Potter. Oh, and did he mention he's lost his magic? Rated for an excess of naughty words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,326 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Dark Raven Wrote reviews
Draco has finally met the one, the man he could see himself spending the rest of his life with in Harry Potter, but what happens when he discovers that Harry isn't capable of remembering him? Ever. DMHP non-magic AU Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,821 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Christmas Story by Shadow Padawan reviews
Scorpius and Albus have not seen each other since Hogwarts. But now they are stuck at the portkey station in New York late on Christmas Eve. The situation is bound to have consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Open Up And Breathe by Tale Kayler reviews
Harry Potter wasn't reintroduced to the wizarding world when he was eleven. When they find him, nine years later than they should have, things are much different.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,527 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take the Air by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soul of Love by Asagi Tsuki reviews
Draco Malfoy is rumored to be the most beautiful mortal alive with little to no luck in love life. However, a cruel prophecy is about to change the fact
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Burning Day: A Tale of Rebirth by ConstantComment reviews
While in Scotland for Christmas, Harry meets a local who looks uncannily like Malfoy, but has no recollection of meeting Harry in the past. Harry is determined to find out what happened to the man since his disappearance 5 years ago. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things Happen by Galadriell reviews
"I'm going to tell you a story about Draco. Draco and his best friend." Non-magic. VERY OOC. Harry/Draco slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,278 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Made For It by ConstantComment reviews
Fifth year Terry Boot gets caught in a very awkward situation by Anthony Goldstein, Head Boy of Hogwarts. A deal is made. Hearts and bones are broken and healed. Will this... thing they have grow into something more or will it fade away after year's end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Terry B., Anthony G.
We, The Kings by MissPronounced reviews
A medieval tale of ancient prophecies, chivalrous duelling and a forbidden love between a Slytherin Prince and a lowly knight. Eventual Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 191,330 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas At The Tonks' House by ConstantComment reviews
Draco secretly loves that hideous hat Harry wears...but he'll never admit to it. 22/25 of my 25 Days of Fanfic, 2011! Drabble features unestablished relationship, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dangers of Pink Cocktails at Christmas by ConstantComment reviews
An unsuspecting Potter is subjected to Draco on drugs. 11/25 of my 25 Days of Fanfic! Drabble features unestablished relationship, EWE, accidental and humorous drug use.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Messenger Bear by Lea Benoit reviews
DM/HP. Harry comes home after days at a stakeout. Draco doesn't seem to be home...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ron's Predicament by WinterStorrm reviews
It's all the twin's fault, Ron is completely innocent of all blame.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Blaise Z., Ron W. - Complete
The Joys of Taking Marriage Sex and Family by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
After the war, the 8th year students at Hogwarts are required to take a new class in their final year. The students get paired up and- -well, you get the picture. AU. Which means some characters will be alive even though they aren't supposed to be. *IN THE PROCESS OF MAJOR EDITING: CURRENTLY EDITED UP TO CHAPTER 18. READ AT OWN COST*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,027 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Times Harry Drank On The Job by JawlinesandCheekbones reviews
Harry tries to be the paragon of proper performance within the Auror Department, but after his promotion to Head Auror, complete with new partner, he finds that a bit... tricky. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Just Want Your Kiss by Desperate For Attention reviews
It started as just kissing, just fooling around, no love, no affection, no ties. Just solid comfort in a distressed state of normality. Yet it developed into so much more than either of them could have even imagined possible. Harry/Draco Slash. Editing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,696 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets & Lies by Digitallace reviews
Auror Potter is given the task of taking down Draco Malfoy using whatever means necessary. Even if it means sleeping with the enemy - Beware: hot boy love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,754 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It Happens by seestar2 reviews
When Magnus antagonizes the Seelie Queen, she decides to teach him a lesson to last a lifetime. The question is, are they ready for that life. Mpreg
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,151 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Clinical Trials of Case VLA101' 2011DracoTops by tigersilver reviews
2011 Fest Fic, DracoTopsHarry. Veela Draco, Forced Bonding. Auror Potter has another service to perform for the Wizarding world and this one quite specifically involves that Unspeakable, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,324 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Can't Keep From You by Yumekui7 reviews
The public has not seen Harry Potter since the end of the War. Where has he gone and who is this mystery woman Draco Malfoy finds so intriguing? Main Pairing:DMHP. NOTfemHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,545 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A NotSoCinderella Tale by kissfromaliss reviews
Draco has been living in secrecy for five years since the war. No one knows he's alive, except for one person who gets him a little frisky at a Masquerade Ball. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Loveseat' by tigersilver reviews
AU, EWE, Professsorial Draco and Harry. MPREG. altri uccelli wanted 'Draco in spectacles, established relationship, maybe old and grey' for her birthday. I skipped the 'grey'. Wizards live long and love longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Magic Eight Ball The Sequel' by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE. Harry now has in-laws! In-laws with potentially dangerous agendas of their own...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,588 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'The Lighter Side to Darker Magic' by tigersilver reviews
One last Fest...well, Guide, rather. My Cockbook submission. Harry and Draco are NEWTS Potions partners in Professor Slughorn's class...and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sugarcoated by Sonata Rapp reviews
It's been eight years since Harry last saw Malfoy, and it's safe to say that nothing is the same. After all, who would have expected Harry to be running a wildly successful bakery and Malfoy to have somehow morphed into a pleasant human being?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Rematch by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Best Dressed by anonwhat reviews
Draco didn't expect the prelude to a night out to include someone else's clothes and a Muggle camera. From then on the night got better and better. And drunker and drunker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
LoveHate Relationship by dark-night-sky reviews
Next Gen. ScorpiusAlbus. None-canon characters. Albus makes his way through school with an innocent crush on a certain Malfoy. Of course, with James as your brother, Scorpius as your crush and such a clever best friend, things never really stay simple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,580 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Bound to Work by Secret Koko reviews
Draco is in his first year of Auror training and is currently residing in a cramped dormitory with a hot but seemingly straight roommate that he's been secretly lusting after. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
De Vil by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
Auror Potter is tired of his work and his nagging boss. Dragged from bed on a noise disturbance call, Harry soon discovers what it means to love life no matter how old, thanks to one pet-owning, bloody gorgeous, Draco Malfoy. Inspired by 101 Dalmatians.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Part Time Lover by Pretend Party reviews
In which Albus does a terrible imitation of a vampire, Scorpius is the unfortunate victim, and Rose is the root of all their troubles. Al/Scorp.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Strangers are Just Friends You Haven't Met Yet by radical-rebel reviews
Lina is an avid student of people. One day a stranger named Draco comes into the cafe where she works and asks for her advice. He's not sure what to do about someone called Harry Potter. Post-Hogwarts, not compliant with epilogue. Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fathers, Who Could Do With a Spot of Sinning by Blame Brampton reviews
After their sons fall for each other at school, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter decide it's finally time to talk like adults about their own ties to each other. If only they could. Meanwhile, events of national importance conspire to distract them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,808 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sins of the Fathers by Blame Brampton reviews
Famous or infamous, it can be hard living in the shadow of your parents in the wizarding world. Which is why it's all the more important to choose your school friends carefully, or to be accepting when they choose you. Next-gen, SM/ASP, written in 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,095 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
His Actium by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry works as an unconventional Auror for the Ministry, getting close to suspects and worming their secrets out of them. When Malfoy is linked to a smuggling ring, Harry is assigned to pursue him, with unexpected results. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,512 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veritas by ConstantComment reviews
6th Year AU: Liquid honesty. Strongest truth potion known to Wizardkind. Invented in 1266 by Duther the Doubtful. Fiercely controlled by the Ministry. Painstakingly brewed over a period of one-and-a-half moon cycles. Today's assignment in NEWT Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hollow by Neverbird reviews
Picks up where HBP left off. The trio is camped out at Godric's Hollow, never suspecting that a certain Slytherin will soon be joining them. Finally COMPLETE! Horcruxes have been hunted! Mad snogging has ensued, endlessly! H/D, R/Hr- AU after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,239 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Joint Custody by Remington Rand reviews
."His thumb rubbed the underside of Malfoy's wrist. It was such a small thing and yet the action conveyed so much." D/H Slash, Post-war, not based off of Deathly Hallows. Sequel to this is now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Day But Today by hitorisuko reviews
Non-magic AU. Slash. Mpreg. Harry looked up at the man who was supposed to be his father. He recognized him vaguely form the pictures Lily had burned to keep away from him and James. He wondered absently if the man knew the real reason she'd sent him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,662 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Enough Chocolate by dark-night-sky reviews
AS/S Slash. With the help of select family, Albus starts a plan to win Scorpius over. It doesn't go very well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Drunk by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec is drunk, horny, and wants only one thing: Magnus. Two-Shot. Rated M for lemon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Life Eternal: Always You by Windseeker2305 reviews
"Certain bonds can never be broken.Certain things are meant to be.This is one of those things." Major SPOILERS for my Life series. This is a Life Cycle future fic! Meaning it takes place years after Life Crusades ends and deals with fave characters kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,936 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sandwich Boy by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec only wants one thing - Magnus Bane to acknowledge his existence. M for later lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,666 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Honour Bound by Draeconin reviews
Lucius Malfoy acquires a life debt. Draco pays. But that's just the start, as Harry's life is turned upside down ... again. He finds out his history is a lie, the castle has a soul, and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,341 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After the Fairy Tale by LadyKatie reviews
Harry Potter's life isn't as perfect as most people think. After his marriage falls apart he goes in search of something more and just may find it... in an old enemy. But how will this new life fit with his old one? H/D SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,069 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Dream by AmayaSora reviews
Draco Malfoy rarely has nightmares. He used to love this, until a mysterious but lovable knight starts visiting. As the years pass, Draco realizes he just might be in love with his companion, but just who is he? HPDM, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,190 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Act of Simple Devotion by Blame Brampton reviews
It's a age-old story. You fancy a boy and you think he fancies you. Sure there are problems – attacks on former Death Eaters, crazed tabloid journalists, evangelical references, and your girlfriend – but you have a cunning plan … HD/DM, 8th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nesting by naturegirlrocks reviews
Draco is a part Veela and now he is nesting. how can he hide it from Harry and protect their new relationship? Warning: some swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Alphabet by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- 26 oneshots for each letter of the alphabet. Also: Magnus and Alec's love from A to Z! Fluff, a lot of romance and just love and maybe some crack.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,417 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Once Upon a Sleepless Night by Daaro Moltor reviews
Voldemort has figured out a new way to cheat death; somehow he has managed to manifest himself inside of Harry Potter's head. Harry is on the verge of jumping from the Astronomy tower when Hermione figures out that all they might need is a pureblood...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 76,851 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mishaps by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
Magnus is a nervous wreck, Alec first-handedly experiences the perils of extravagant proposals, Jace is his usual titillating self and Maryse faints. Or: An Unusual Day In The Life Of A Nephilim. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
SEE What? by Lil Nezumi reviews
Permanently "ON HOLD" - HPDM, SSRL, creatureHPDM, headmaster overthrown, badGrangy badWheezy, new changes to Hogwarts curriculum. WARNING: Story severely edited, chapters HAVE been changed, but will be loaded at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 255,981 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Starving by bleedforyou reviews
Harry is trying to live his life as normally as possible, until a man shows up on his doorstep, lost and starving. Includes 10 Chapters. complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,640 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
ASS 'Deceptive Snugglebunny' by tigersilver reviews
NextGen with a generous helping of H/D. Scorpius is assaulted by a very snuggly Albus Severus at the supper table. He knows not what to make of this startling development. Featuring a high-speed chase scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Penitence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cinderella by malfoysminx reviews
Who needs a fairy godmother when you've got polyjuice? dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Mistletoe Made Them Do It by ConstantComment reviews
A Christmas-in-May!fic for leo draconis, written with the prompt "a mistletoe kiss that leads to so much more Unestablished relationship, please! " Warnings for dub-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fragments by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
One hundret one sentence pieces of Magnus/Alec from angst to fluff. "Okay, I'm giving you exactly one minute to explain to me why and whereto all my clothes have vanished – and 'because they were black' is not a valid answer."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
CCHS by ariviand reviews
In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,754 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Between Burroughs by ariviand reviews
Sequel to "Call Me". A progression of the relationship between Alec and Magnus, and continuation of the original storyline from their POV; takes place a few days after the end of City of Glass.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 89,640 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Boy and His Warlock by Princess of Thieves reviews
Shots of Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane throughout their relationship. Malec, themes borrowed from the 15pairings community on LJ.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Green by HinaKicksAss reviews
"Dray. They're touching me in places they shouldn't." The Slytherin paled. Everyone knew how possessive Draco was. Especially with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crossing Enemy Lines by Sinclairum reviews
"Fraternizing with the enemy has never been used in such appropriate context, Draco thought idly." DMHP/HPDM SLASH Rated M for language and sexual themes. Complete AU. Modern day with guns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Clash by foreverabean reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy pit themselves against each other from the very first moment they entered Hogwarts. Who would have realized that the sharp tongues and rivalry were hiding something a bit unexpected? HP/DM one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Case of the Cherry Blossoms by Sara's Girl reviews
If Hermione knows one thing, it's that Harry needs to talk to her about what she thinks she knows. Harry knows something is afoot, and Ron knows that the breakfast situation is critical. HPDM and HGRW AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Fairly daft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blue by Spun reviews
Magnus is all about color. Alec isn't, though not for lack of trying. "If you ever get fired from being High Warlock, you'll have a lucrative career as the paint person in a Home Depot or something."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Muggle Herbology by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Muggles somehow made things grow with only water and sunlight. Al Potter figured that anything should be applicable under the same rules, including love. Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Big Ben Chimes Stoppage Mystery by Vaysh11 reviews
Draco Malfoy took a walk in the park when Harry Potter fell from the sky. A remix of Lotus Lizzy's "Ten Things Harry Potter Noticed in the Morning".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For the love of God by Daaro Moltor reviews
Lucius Malfoy has thrown yet another party, a costume-party non the less, and his son is bored out of his mind. That, until a highly interesting new guest arrives, and Draco makes it his main quest to figure out who he is. Happy birthday Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost by bsmog reviews
Tired of only being the Boy Who Lived, Harry disappears after the war, leaving only a mysterious letter behind. Five years later, Draco and his unlikely friends go on holiday and find magic where there is none and more on a mountain in Africa. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,651 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'A Brilliant Dichotomy' by tigersilver reviews
Post-War; AU; EWE. Draco lives with a green eyed monster. A 'Save the Hexfiles' fic, sponsored by the wonderful centopiedi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Attention by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
There were so many things that Al and Scorpius would have noticed if they would have just paid attention... Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Convenience by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- Alec is soaking wet and cold and will probably catch a fever unless Magnus warms him back up. - OneShot. Magnus/Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Common Ground by ArcadianMaggie reviews
The Malfoys have always hated the Potters, and the Potters have always hated the Malfoys. At least that's what Scorpius Malfoy always thought until he caught his father kissing Mr. Potter. A next gen birthday fic for rmhale. Slash. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Bound! by Draeconin reviews
Draco asks to be bound to Harry as his liege man in order to escape a worse fate. But when Harry's involved, nothing goes as expected. AU - HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,338 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taking the Dare by azure cuisine reviews
He really should know better than to trust anything created by the twins. DM/HP, slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,879 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
To Spite the Moon by Ninthrys reviews
Draco smirked, swirling the wine round his glass as he surveyed Harry with icy eyes. It wasn't until the teen smelt a metallic tang in the air he realised that whatever Malfoy was drinking, it wasn't wine. HPDM. Seriously, how hard can falling in love be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,206 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Above The Ravine by ConstantComment reviews
Harry enjoys Friday afternoons the most, but not for the same reasons as most other Hogwarts students.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
How Draco Came To Thoroughly Enjoy His Christmas by ConstantComment reviews
It was well known around the Auror Department that Draco Malfoy was not the most… amicable wizard one could meet, even less amicable toward a certain other Auror, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Peppermint by ConstantComment reviews
Harry Potter was not a picky sort of fellow. The one thing he could not stand, however, was peppermint.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Life by clothsofheaven reviews
Draco Malfoy, reporter for the Daily Prophet, has been assigned an almost impossible task: An in-depth interview with Harry Potter on the fifth anniversary of Voldemort's death. Warning: Contains slash Harry/Draco Post-Hogwarts/Post-war
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veela challenge by diagonfloo reviews
Drarry Veela fic. Draco Malfoy/ Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy is a Veela who hasn't found his mate yet. He should have had a vision by now of his future mate, but he hasn't. Or has he? Rated M for later chapters. Warnings for SLASH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,988 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tidings of Comfort by Blame Brampton reviews
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. Luckily for Draco Malfoy, London has places where the tired can rest and recover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas with the Weasleys by dark-night-sky reviews
Slash ASS. Scorpius is invited to Grimmauld Place for the Winter Holidays with his lovely crush. However, he has to live through pranksters, crazy Aunts, and the house itself before anything slightly romantic can happen. Maybe this wasn't the best idea...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,886 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Expectations by Changeling Fey reviews
Alec is sneaking out to see Magnus when Jace catches him on the way. Malec one-shot, some bad language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Decoy Dilemma by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Photograph extended version by trexie reviews
This is the short tale of how one chance encounter with 9year-old Harry and one photograph can change so much. Fluff. Draco/Harry, extended from oneshot. Dedicated to starlight seeker
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Persuasion by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius, all grown up and trying to be Aurors. I was looking for something else and discovered I hadn't posted this. Whoops. ALL MATURE CONTENT ALL THE TIME.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Of Hoof Picks, Centaurs and Flight by Blame Brampton reviews
Harry has promised he won't upset the new head of Magical Creatures. Even if it is Draco Malfoy. When three centaur foals appear in Cumbria, all too close to Muggles, Harry's promise is thoroughly tested. Not to mention his equestrian skills.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'The French Connection' by tigersilver reviews
2010 Travel Fest Ficcage! AU; EWE. Draco Malfoy, Junior Attache to the Wizarding F.O. must travel thru' France sans Magic. Oddly enough, he stumbles over Harry Potter more often than not, to both his delight and dismay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,599 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let your Love Grow Tall by cdraco reviews
Harry and Draco start dating in Hogwarts, follow moments in their lives together, with eachother and later the arrival of their children. Fluff, Mpreg, 50 interconnected oneshots Formerly titled My life together with you
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,927 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
To Risk Everything by Naic reviews
Dark mysterious figures are roaming the corridors of Hogwarts and something is distracting Harry from solving the mystery. Can he save the school and himself in time? Slash, Harry/Draco, mature content. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,733 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Listen by ariviand reviews
Birthday fic requested by PerfectAspiration. Magnus takes the night off to enjoy some alone-time with Alec. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
HD 'Bridges' hdholidays Fest Ficcage 2010 by tigersilver reviews
AU; Hogwarts-era. A collection of correspondence relating to two Hogwarts students: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, September through December, 1998. Epistolary ficcage!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lipstick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Dirty Little Secret by cdraco reviews
Harry's a succesful Quidditch player that enjoys a very casual lovelife.When sudden paternity suits arise and accusations are flying,an old fashioned Ministry decides to auction him off in Marriage to the highest bidder. HarryDraco slash AU no Voldie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,041 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 5,395 - Follows: 658 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
While you were scheming by clothsofheaven reviews
When Harry and Seamus become the only two in their Gryffindor clique without a partner they make a pact: they can't date unless the other does. So what does Blaise Zabini do when he wants to ask Seamus out? He gets the help of his best friend Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,659 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come Hell, High Water, or France by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Scorpius's parents split up, his mother takes him to live in France, and he transfers to Beauxbatons, just after Albus has discovered how much he fancies Scorpius. No mature content OMG WHAT?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
ASSHD 'Elementary' by tigersilver reviews
Next Gen; Hogwarts, 7th Year, Albus Severus & Scorpius with a great deal of implied H/D in the background. For ASS Fest. The boys have known one another for ages but until they went pubcrawling, they never really ahem knew one another at all. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
I'll Fight For You by Hazelmist reviews
"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,275 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
The Price of Family by Elpin reviews
On the night of Voldemort's attack, Harry Potter is found by muggles and left at a workhouse. Years later Malfoy is looking for a safe and controllable playmate for his son and finds young Harry... Pairing Harry/Draco Set in 19th century.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,031 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Overthink It by mellowmerrin reviews
Harry is coaxed back to Hogsmeade where he discovers Al has been keeping secrets, causing Harry to rethink some things about himself. Making him realize all along he may have been overthinking things. I really suck at summarys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,029 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Return to Sender by clothsofheaven reviews
Draco Malfoy hated living in Muggle London. That was until the day he started to receive Harry Potter's mail.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Arithmancy by naturegirlrocks reviews
Summary: In 6th year Draco feels his life going out of control. The only thing he can trust is the logic in numbers. He is calmed when he finds something new to count, Muggles call them 'calories'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
While you are sleeping by kubrick reviews
Draco watches Harry sleep, just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Psyche' by tigersilver reviews
EWE; AU; Hogwarts, 8th Year; Mate!Harry; Veela-ish Magical Creature!Draco; Forced!Bonding; Unkind!Fate; Weird!Prophecies; Extra!Schmoop; Double!Flangst; Malfoy!Ancestors; Malfoy!Architecture; Complete!Bollocks and All!That!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,168 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vampire Boyfriends by Indee reviews
Harry has to fight a vampire for Draco's honor. Only they're not dating. Yet. Cracktastic. H/D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If I Should Die Before You Wake by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry lies in a magical coma, his dreams filled with images of Draco Malfoy. Ron and Hermione would like to know why. For that matter, the Draco in the dreams would like to know why. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,404 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dismantle Repair by shamrocker531 reviews
DM/HP - How a random meeting in a coffee shop can change everything. Non-magical. Draco/Harry, some Draco/Cedric, Harry/Oliver - Warning: Explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 160,500 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Language Barrier by slytherinish reviews
Draco winds up in the hospital after receiving an injury that renders him deaf with Harry as his healer. When he can't hear Harry speak, he'll have to find a new way for them to communicate...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mourning by goddess-protect-us reviews
Harry returns to school to complete his NEWTs. There he finds a much changed Draco Malfoy and surprisingly subdued Snape. Dominant Harry, submissive Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,274 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flow of Power by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
The "backstory" to my other fic Connected. The progression of Malec's relationship from first kiss up until the lemon that inspired Connected. You don't have to have read my other fic to enjoy this one tho, if you simply like Malec fluff w/o drama.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,367 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Droogs and Dogs by MyWords-MySolace reviews
HPDMHP "Save a dance for me tonight, Potter!" It's Halloween at Hogwarts. With the help of a devious Ginny, and none from a pining Ron, Harry's in for an intersting ball. "For once, just be selfish and channel that Gryffindor courage and snog him."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Irrevocably in Love by expelius reviews
Harry's in love. Hermione is confused. Ron isn't oblivious. Draco is happy. slash Don't like then don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happenings ADV by RoseHarrow reviews
A one-shot of how Harry and Draco could have gotten together following the final battle. Involves crossdressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Can't Fight the Stars by LMG reviews
Draco Malfoy had known what was going to happen to him on his 18th birthday since he was 5 years old. But damn, even he hadn't expected this. Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. -THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER OCTOBER 23, 2010
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,288 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tonight's The Night by C.Queen reviews
The night after the battle Alec comes to Magnus's room to finally show the warlock just how much he loves him. Unfortunately the fates are feeling more humorous than kind. This is going to be even harder than Alec originally thought.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,686 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
New York, New York by caffeineswing9 reviews
When Harry's classmates return for an 8th year of training abroad in preparation for Ministry careers, not everyone is ready to face the post-war reality. Two rivals must come to terms with their beliefs, but will they accept the help? HP/DM, UST-Lime, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,068 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Secret Shags, Talks, and Fainting by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,036 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Determined by Luna-is-Loony reviews
Draco's a Veela and his mate is none other than Harry Potter. He's slowly going insane. Rated M for some explicit fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Bed, Knobs & Broomsticks' by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE; as of June, 1998, Draco Malfoy is on probation and has community service owed. Harry happens to have a belated birthday present for the git and a huge helping of curiosity. That suits Draco just fine, don't you know?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Observed by the punch bowl' by tigersilver reviews
Hogwarts, 8th Year; EWE; AU. Harry really, really would like Draco to dance with him. The tango, you see, is like shagging on the dance floor, or so Hermione says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yes by whereSilencebegins reviews
It wasn't about the anger. It wasn't about the stupid thing he said. It was about Draco. "8th year" Draco/Harry. Very mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Berry Red by olimakiella reviews
An explosion in the Forensic Potions Department of the Ministry of Magic has people wondering who has it in for the Ministry. After Auror Harry Potter does some digging, however, he realises the Ministry is not the target.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,879 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Summer's Love by It's the voices' fault reviews
Draco's forced to stay at the Dursley's for the summer in order to spy on Harry. Can the two reach an understanding? Or will they end up fighting more than ever before? Warning: Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Of Wands and Magic by nicevenn reviews
A new tee-shirt is the latest rage at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Crack. Inspired by this tweet by WTFSexFacts: "My 'I've played with Harry Potter's wand' T-Shirt slogan got rejected on the grounds that it is offensive."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nine and Three Quarters by nicevenn reviews
"Platform Nine and Three Quarters?" Ginny Weasley sniggered. "I can think of something else with exactly the same measurements." Harry/Draco.Crack. Written for the above dialogue prompt at the Livejournal community hd seasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Exposed by soundofmadness223 reviews
On his arrival back from his Shadowhunter duties, Alec finds that Magnus has thrown out all his clothes. What's a Shadowhunter to do against a warlock? Rated T for references to sexual situations.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
April Love by Sapphykins reviews
It's April 1st and Draco has something of deadly importance to tell Harry. Just a silly little ficlet inspired by my love of cheesy cheesy Vela!Draco fanfic. No offence meant to other fans or to M!Preg writers. Warnings: contains M/M themes non-explicit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Club Harry by Indee reviews
Draco won't dance and it's Harry's birthday, so Harry takes matters into his own hands. Pre-existing relationship. H/D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Smile, Darling by LostGetFound reviews
Malec fluff in which Magnus attempts to seduce Alec then proceeds to steal his covers and underwear, all the while claiming to be a boy scout. Yep, that's pretty much all I have to say, right?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Use Somebody by No1MournsTheWicked reviews
Draco Malfoy needs a job! When the position of P.A/secretary to hot shot solicitor Harry Potter, senior partner of the prestigious lawfirm 'Aurors', falls into his lap - How can he possibly say no to it. Slash, non magic, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,033 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by ScifiSOS reviews
One-Shot, Main Warnng: MaleXMale, Lemon. 'This was one of those things that should not happen, unfortunately for him, it did.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wings by Galadriell reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry has changed - physically, emotionally, and magically. Then came Draco... Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,124 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by pcp reviews
abandoned on the streets to make his own way or die trying, Harry finds his place among killers and criminals. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,606 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With Your Green Mantle by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco would like visions of Harry Potter to stop appearing in his rose garden, please. Especially since Harry Potter has been gone for seven years. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Big Misunderstandings by C.Queen reviews
Alec is kidnapped by a young, heartbroken warlock who decides to make Alec his own Dr. Phil instead of killing him. Meanwhile Magnus and co think Alec is in serious trouble and are out for the kidnapper's blood. Loads of misunderstandings ahead.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,810 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Knock Three Times by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Teddy Lupin is fifteen, he encounters the girl of his dreams, but she barely acknowledges his existence… until seven years later when they meet again. Cross-gen, het, MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Teddy L., Pansy P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, onesided HPGW. Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn't want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Be Careful What You Drink For by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Medieval night by Lunadragon88 reviews
"Join us for an evening of debauchery! Moors shall sway. Fat ladies shall sing. Chickens, contrary to their training, shall run amok!" An unexpected invitation to Malfoy's costume party leads to some rather pleasant consequences. H/D EWE crack-ish!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty Job by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Written preDH: Draco's angry that Harry has missed their lunch date and perhaps their only chance to be together - chaos at Harry's workplace ensues. Warnings: Cheese, OOCnes & Mature Adult Content *coughsmutcough* ;P I hope you enjoy it anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
New by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Another New Year's fic I like to write on holidays :P - It's nearly midnight on New Years Eve and Draco Malfoy's stuck in a cupboard with Harry bloody Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Getting It by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Very silly ficlet, written after reading HPGoF. Greg Goyle just doesn't get it, Draco tries to show him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Healing Touch by Digitallace reviews
After an accident forces Harry away from professional Quidditch and back to Hogwarts, he discovers the healing abilities of a certain former Slytherin. Co-written by Arineat & Digitallace for hd smoochfest on LJ. H/D, EWE, M/M, - 5 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For Want of a Shoe by bgreenwivy reviews
To Draco Malfoy losing a shoe is not a good sign of things to come. Particularly the shoes that have a 100% success rate of getting him what he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mama Bear by bgreenwivy reviews
There is only one reason anyone would show up two days later, in the same clothes they were wearing when they left. Mama Bear had a little something to do with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Locked Cupboards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Off the Beaten Track by whirlgig reviews
Blaise is the sort of man that makes you want to renew your gym membership. Total AU. No Magic. BZ/HG HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Want To Be Yours by C.Queen reviews
Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
How Noble In Reason by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Head Auror thinks Voldemort's magic is coming from the cellars of Malfoy Manor. Harry agrees to investigate. He's not happy about being made to investigate via formally Courting Draco, but he has little choice. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,904 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Endure by Kireshai reviews
Scorpius is altogether unsurprising to many people. Unlike Albus, who seems to shock people every day. Until one day... ASS, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Stele by MauMaster reviews
Alec and Magnus have a few interesting conversations on their one year anniversary. Alec just can't figure out why Magnus is so curious about his stele! Malec fluff
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Kissing Booth by ConstantComment reviews
Written for HD Smoochfest, 2010 on LJ. After the war there is a party at Hogwarts and Harry gets drunk, pushes someone he finds pretty against a wall and tests them out. The next day he can't remember who it was, but he sure wants to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seduce Me by ZaaaR reviews
In which Draco attempts to seduce the ever elusive Harry Potter. The only problem is that Harry's already got a plan thwarting lover. SLASH, DMHP, CDHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,641 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Storm's Breath by dawnfireangel reviews
Returning to Hogwarts was not Draco's idea of a good time. Especially not with Veela genes, growing wings, and Potter's new healing obsession. Switching POV, SLASH, H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Random Obsession of Albus Potter by DiagonAlley reviews
Scorpius discovers that Slytherin would have been alright after all. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A Story About Chocolate by Kyonkichi89 reviews
Draco decides that Vampirism severely interferes with his exquisite taste in fine cuisine, so he decides to do something about it. D/H slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Honey'd Quill, Phoenix Feather' by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE; 8th Year Hogwarts. This is my side-trip into Kink! Enjoy the scenery, do! Food play, blood play, very mild dubcon/bondage, use of toys and a smattering of Parseltongue. But really all very vanilla citrus. Don't be frightened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When the Ball Drops by ariviand reviews
New Years 2010. Magnus is throwing a party at his loft, to which Alec was dragged along. What happens when the ball drops?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,361 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Hung Parliament by Lokifan reviews
Harry/Draco. Politics make Harry want to smack someone. Luckily, he has Draco there to be smacked. Warnings: spanking, D/s. Note: neither character expresses the author's political views. This is porn, not polemic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Proven Wrong by Beck-dono reviews
Draco doesn't quite believe in male pregnancy. Silly boy. Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy slash, mpreg, muggle universe. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pathos by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sort of an alternate reality fic in which Draco and Harry discover they are brothers, much to Draco's... rage. This is not a fluffy, happy fic and contains POSSIBLY DISTURBING MATURE ADULT CONTENT and all that. Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fairy Curse by Sirenfox reviews
The Vale of the Fairies is dying due to a curse placed upon it's prince. Only one person can help them, but in all the years they've been searching the person remains allusive...until now. slash DMHP ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Phoenix Ashe Cafe by Digitallace reviews
Baker!Harry, Smitten!Draco and some very delicious dessert debauchery. Warnings for Slash, Chocolate-covered Harry and eminent hunger pains.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,339 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Calls and Closets by MauMaster reviews
You hadn't seemed quite out of the closet yet, you know?" Magnus said. Alec choked on a laugh. "I'm not, really. Literally and figuratively." Malec Threeshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Wake up call by Happymood reviews
Harry and Draco never were close friends and barely talked to each other. Three years after Voldemort had been deafeated Draco calls Harry for help. Help? Pairings: future slash: HPDM, HPGW, hinted RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,278 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like a Muggle Needs Electricity by noiselessheart reviews
In which Draco behaves with drunken maudlin and inhibition, Filch is an unsuspecting voyeur, and Harry doesn't know quite what to make of anything, least of all his own heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Magic Eight Ball' by tigersilver reviews
Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unsolicited Partners by Lilith1631 reviews
Draco’s wife is determined to bring the Malfoy name back to its full glory, but Draco is finding it a little hard to keep to his vows. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Leading By Example by kelseymetro reviews
Draco smiled slowly, a plan already forming in his head, “I think we need a role model, Blaise, a leader if you will; someone who can set an example..." HarryDraco Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Magic Moment by ariviand reviews
Alec and Magnus, several months post-City of Glass. The "magic moment" we've all been waiting for. Rated M for mmmmm, it's about time. Lemony fresh.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,890 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Shameless by Anvan reviews
Compliant with DH not epilogue . Harry, Head Auror, has trouble sleeping at night. Draco, Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts, lives a public yet solitary life. When a dark wizard causes mayhem at Hogwarts, they need to confront their demons and each other. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 59,391 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perplexity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell by Josephine Stone reviews
Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell Which Never Should Have Worked To Begin With. Harry is forced to do a spell in class that would show a glimpse of what his life would be like if they were all muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/9/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
How Al's Plan Failed Miserably by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
"IlikeScorpius." Rose said quickly. "Brilliant!" Al exclaimed, thinking the two would be a perfect couple. So why, when he is trying to get them together, does he feel the need to interrupt the would-be couple at every turn? Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Soulmates by Lilbakasaru reviews
Soulmates are people pulled together by the forces of destiny, but if they refuse to show each other their feelings tragedy can ensue, and its made even more diffucult if other people get in the way.DMHP, angst,rape,slash etc complete,in prog of re-write
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Likewise by Reinamy reviews
There's something to be said about unrequited love; primarily that it sucks. Draco Malfoy can attest to this. Slash. Creature-Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Resistance is Futile by olimakiella reviews
The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anatomical Ratios by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Draco is quite pleased with himself for giving Harry a chance.Crack!drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Deal by Secret Koko reviews
Headboy Harry is sure that Malfoy is up to something. He eventually catches the blonde red-handed. He expected a curse, a hex, even a punch or two but what he got instead were the words- “I’ll do anything you want, Potter. Just don't report me." SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Astronomy Tower by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
When the two are discovered at the Astronomy Tower, she instantly gets the wrong idea, because Merlin-forbid anyone uses the Astronomy Tower for Astronomy... Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Being Draco Malfoy by IceQueenRia reviews
Sequel to 'Being This Boy'. The blonde Slytherin had thought it was tough being in Ron Weasley's body but now in his 6th year he's about to learn just how hard it really is to be Draco Malfoy. Harry/Draco Hermione/Snape Ron/Theo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,887 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Rogue Prince by Triden reviews
AU! When Voldemort rose to power he destroyed Gryffindor. Years later, Harry allies with Slytherin and creates the only force that can possibly withstand Voldemort's reign. Full Summery inside. HP/DM Slash! Non-Magic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
One Thousand Pearls by Rice-Ball247 reviews
The merman!Prince Harry falls in love with a human that has fallen into the ocean. He begs for the chance to go to the Land of Man, only to realise that a life above the water will only bring him more heartache. DMHP, DMAG, implied RWHP, three-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,732 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little Red Courgette by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dense by Digitallace reviews
Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seriously? by Pulele Hua reviews
How can you say Mr. Malfoy is hotter than Mr. Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., OC - Complete
Fly Me To The Moon by GrannyWeatherwax23 reviews
Harry'd spent seventeen years ignoring a few rather uncomfortable facts about himself, and he'd been quite happy doing just that. Obviously Malfoy would be the one to pop every bubble Harry'd ever built.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soaring by ConstantComment reviews
Draco Malfoy is reaching the halfway point of his eighth year of Hogwarts, post-war. Though things are back to normal, Draco feels haunted, suffocated, broken by his past. And he can’t be fixed. Can he? 8th-year return to Hogwarts , EWE, DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,693 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Amelioration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muggle Studies by counterdogma reviews
Don't judge a person 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Draco has a Muggle Studies project, and he needs Potter's shoes. Warning: Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stress Relief by ConstantComment reviews
It's a sunny Sunday and Harry's stuck in the library writing a Transfiguration essay due in 24 hours. He just can't seem to concentrate! AU 7th year, Hogwarts-Era, PWP, slash, uberfluff, somewhat dubcon oral sex. What has Harry gotten himself into?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tuxedo Kisses by ManhattanWitch reviews
Non-magic. Sequel to Whiskey Kisses. After Harry’s unexpected windfall, he and Malfoy end up in the same circles. But Harry doesn’t really see a problem with that
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Android by Rice-Ball247 reviews
android!Draco/human!Harry. Harry loves Draco, but is upset that Draco cannot return his feelings. But with a love this strong, anything is possible! A sweet, flangst oneshot where technology personified just won't admit that he loves his human. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Whiskey Kisses by ManhattanWitch reviews
Non-magic. Sequel to Cigarette Kisses. Harry’s back from America and is glad to be home. But he keeps running into Malfoy at his favorite pub. Oh, well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
So This Is Love by LoveSupreme reviews
Draco is having problems finding a man to meet his needs, until a certain someone comes along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco, the Cuddler by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Draco's sleeping positions have changed, and of course, Harry is to be blamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Here We Come a Wassailing by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Last Minute Practise by Lilith1631 reviews
Harry finds something odd in his boyfriend's flat...Crack!fic one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cigarette Kisses by ManhattanWitch reviews
Non-magic. Draco and Harry both attend Hogwarts High. Although they are in two different groups within the school there’s one thing that always brings them back together. Part 1 of 3. Pre-slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cupid’s Choice: Snake Bite & Black by rospberry reviews
Draco is introduced to Harry’s love of fruit flavoured Muggle concoctions in a tale that Mills & Boon would be reluctant to tell. A little bit of humour, a little bit of flangst, and far too much snarky Draco. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,941 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Teddy Lupin Found Out Santa Isn't Real by muppetmadness reviews
...sort of. Teddy wants to meet Santa, but is very disappointed when he does. Fluffy one-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Smokescreen by xErised reviews
Draco felt his world flip upside down when he realised that he had turned Harry Potter blind. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Yellow Creeper by Youngauthor27 reviews
Harry and Draco enjoy the peace and quiet of married life without children; but what will happen when the couple is saddled with just such a burden. Harry is forced to face his demons and Draco must learn to accept his husband. *Warnings Posted Inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,270 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And so kisse on by megyal reviews
Written for a prompt for an advent challenge on the LJ community, slytherindor100. The prompt was a picture of Hershey Chocolate Kisses tm .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pillow Talk by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Harry isn't quite sure how to behave after sex. 'But, you know, don’t we need to have some sort of awkward-almost fight about whether or not you stay the night, first?’ Rated T for mentions of our boys having sex. Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Darn Hot by Sara's Girl reviews
The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rocky Horror at Hogwarts by Pulele Hua reviews
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan and he's good for relieving my tension." Draco had no clue what was in store for him that night. NOW BETA-ED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unmasked by Digitallace reviews
Sequel to House of Masks - Will the fallout from Harry's decision to choose Draco over Ginny pose too overwhelming to live with?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Need of Repair by Penguin reviews
Harry and Draco go in separate directions after a short career as Unspeakables. Many years later, Harry is writing his autobiography - or trying to. Draco needs something new in his life and moves to the Muggle world, where he falls in love with cars. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Fine Line by Netrixie reviews
There is a fine line between Love and Hate. A very, very fine line. DRARRY, HPDM, SLASH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All Bets Are Off by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry is irresistible. Draco makes sure he knows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Snitch by pseudocat reviews
Ron's opening a new shop, and he's hired Draco to do the advertising. Naturally, Harry has to help. Will it be a recipe for disaster? Or maybe...something else? Eventually Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,300 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Colors by xErised reviews
Tomorrow is the day when Draco will be released from Azkaban. Harry Potter has been desperately waiting. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pride and Perseverance by MairiNathaira reviews
After Kristallnacht, Scorpius, a young German Jew, is sent to England as part of the Kindertransport. There he stays with the Potters. AU and SLASH WARNING. ASP/SM and hints of TL/JP2 and HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,247 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
House of Masks by Digitallace reviews
Harry had the feeling that once he stepped through those doors, his life would be irrevocably changed. Explicit content warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You Can Have Me However You Like, Sir by wanderlustlights reviews
Harry is Draco Malfoy’s newest assistant at Chic & Style, and has had a severe crush on him for years now. Can he get over it to actually get the job done? Or will he be doomed to suffer from it for as long as he works under him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trick or Treat by Digitallace reviews
A Halloween tale, or just an excuse to put Harry in fake plastic fangs and make him snog Draco? You tell me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Partake by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cornucopia by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. When Harry Potter offers to restore the Black fortune to him, Draco knows he must dig deeper to discover the Git-Who-Lived's *real* intentions. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm lucky I don't play the violin by musehic reviews
What can wandering out in Hogwarts at night bring you? Someone will find out. Slash HP/DM Translation OS music theme
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
JackoLanterns, Werewolves, and Pampires! Oh, my! by Lykaios Nyx reviews
Harry, Sirius, and Remus carve pumpkins and pick out Halloween costumes. Part of the Living With Arc. Non-graphic Slash. Rated M just incase
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Collecting Kisses by Rice-Ball247 reviews
If there was one thing that Harry loved more than his foreign wrappers collection... DMHP, oneshot, fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trick 'r Treat by Awesomesauce123 reviews
Parties thrown by Magnus always seemed to go wrong. 'Alec tugged uncomfortably at the edge of his barely-there costume. His cheeks burned. Magnus grinned slyly down at him, his cat-eyes glowing. "Sexy costume," he purred. "Too bad I'll have to rip it off"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Tangerine by Lily McGlaughlin reviews
When Harry's friends go rummaging through his bag looking for his potions notes, they don't expect to find what looks like women's lip gloss. What could it be? Slash. Oneshot. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Call Me by ariviand reviews
A detailing of many 'missing scenes' between Alec and Magnus, starting with the first time they meet in Ch. 12 of *City of Bones* and ending with the last chapter of City of Glass. Update: Ch. 54 is up. Epilogue and thanks to the readers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 77,262 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Little Black Thong by MystressXOXO reviews
Harry helps Draco make an important purchase.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Justice Over Mercy by leoandsnake reviews
Sequel to "Devil's In The Details". A post-war Harry and Draco begin to sort out their lives after Voldemort and their shunted feelings for each other while entering the working world. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,213 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Sound Like Serpents Singing by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Teases and Lawyers by the croc reviews
Draco should really know that payback is not pleasant. AU! Drarry! Slash! Fluff! Devilish!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Match Made in Size Seven by One-shot.Dump reviews
Draco was just waiting for his shift to end, when a retail clerk's worst nightmare walks in, along with something else entirely. AU, non-magic, slash, and Ginny-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Romance by missindependent4 reviews
A young man, Harry, has a brief and intense affair with an older man, Draco. When they are reunited years later Harry is a law student that holds the secret that could change the destiny of his former lover and himself. HPDM. AU. Nonmagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Privileges by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cheat by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D/H. One would think it was bittersweet, this adultery thing, but it varies from day to day. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rainfall by Sara's Girl reviews
So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Distracted by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Harry can't keep his eyes off of a shirt-less Draco.Also has humor as its genre.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 164 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Greenland Ranch by Reinamy reviews
Draco Malfoy is hiding something and his son, Scorpius, is determined to find out what it is. Or who it is, rather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
FML by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Diagon Alley, kissing another man. His partner got up and left, so I went to my ex. I told him I didn’t know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came back and I recognised him as my current boyfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like A Sieve by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Silly Life Aims For Harry by Hecate Adrasteia reviews
Just my silly idea of what Harry should do after he graduates. Drabble. My First Fic! All reviews welcome! Implied HPDM. Part 1 of 3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Breath Smells Fabulous by graesun reviews
Harry blushed. Draco was amused. Harry wanted to bite Draco's nose. There was no way Harry was coming down to the kitchens at three in the morning ever again. Implied Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Swords and Snakes by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Harry decides to get a tattoo, guess who's going to be the one to give it to him. Slash Harry/Draco, Rated for a reason. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Crush by Digitallace reviews
Harry has a crush, and he has it bad, but the object of his desire couldn’t possibly return his feelings. Could he? Warnings for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plundered by Digitallace reviews
AU Pirate Drarry - Captain Potter is a revered member of the Royal British Fleet, sent to capture and hang all known pirates. His personal vendetta is the Dread Pirate Black, but what will he do when he finds the scoundrel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Stag in the Wandlight by siriusly klutzy reviews
As newly appointed Head Girl, I had my entire year planned out, and nobody could ruin that. Except for Dumbledore, who did so by assigning James Potter as Head Boy. And for some reason, the Head Boy believes that I need more action in my life. Fantastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,322 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Well Dressed Men by Min Daae reviews
Written for Shorelle, from a prompt of "Harry Potter, Harry/Draco, fashion." I had fun with it. A little bit cracky, perhaps, but only a little. Harry is awkward, Draco is distracted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coming Clean by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
COMPLETE. Harry and Draco's purely sexual relationship is unexpectedly brought into public light at Hogwarts, setting forth a series of consequences that neither of them could have ever predicted. Harry/Draco, Blaise/Seamus, slash, angst
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,879 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
First Impression by MinervaEvenstar reviews
'The first time I saw Al Potter I was at the Slytherin table after a mouldy piece of headwear said I belonged there. A fat professor aptly named Longbottom put the Sorting Hat on his head. His green eyes were terrified.' Scorpius' PoV. First year preslash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2009 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
The Way We Love by Lily Potter-Malfoy reviews
Harry Potter has just broken up with his boyfriend. Draco Malfoy has no one but his daughter. Hermione sees a chance for romance for everyone but herself. And Ron behaves like...Ron. A story where people find love and even lust in unexpected places. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,472 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
When in Venice by Lilith1631 reviews
Stationed in Venice, Harry is trying hard to stop Death Eaters from smuggling new weaponry back to England. He only wishes his partner would focus more on the case and less on his personal obsession... Pre-DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,367 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Foundation by pleiades007 reviews
Rated for language. Complete-jerk!James Albus and Scorpius graduated, and James makes a scene at their party. Scorpius can't stand James, but Albus is his foundation. JKR has all the rights. Written for the ass carnival. Albus P/Scorpius M One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Tragedy In Knockturn Alley by pleiades007 reviews
Albus has always been normal. Everyone except Harry was shocked when the scandal with Scorpius Malfoy appeared. Albus P/Scorpius M JKR has all the rights. Rated for language, sex, and drugs
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Plead Insanity by iamanevilgenius reviews
When Harry and Draco came out of the closet they never quite expected the reaction... Especially not Luna. Rated for insanity and a bit of language. Oh, and I have mentioned this is a crack!fic?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thursdays by crooked-soul reviews
Thursdays are simply the best day of the week for Harry, only this Thursday Neville manages to make him blind and a guy who refuses to say who he is, is helping him out. A new quest! Oh joy! even if weeks of searching do drive poor Harry mad. HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets by SpiderLily reviews
Sequel Posted: HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what 'really' goes on in Harry Potter's bed at night, as told by... Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean, Hermione, Luna, Mr. Filch, Colin, and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Remarkable Explosion by smirking-muse reviews
Cauldrons explode all the time- the results may differ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mine by jellyman09 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy isn't jealous. He simply wants what is his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Devil's In The Details by leoandsnake reviews
It's Harry's fifth year, and he's got to add Potions tutoring from Malfoy on top of the DA, Quidditch, and Occlumency. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Morning Coffee by Linderel reviews
Harry likes his rituals, damn it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Personal Statement by Chloe Choy reviews
“Tell me all the dirty details you know about Harry Potter,” he said. And all it really takes now is some Colin Creevey bashing and a Draco in denial. Oh, and mature sexual content. Crack!Fic. DMHP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Infirmary by counterdogma reviews
Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Boring Saturday by AmazonWariorPrincess reviews
Draco is bored one Hogsmeadeless Saturday and entertains himself with a boring Harry...turns out Harry has some tricks up his sleve! Written from Draco's POV. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Semblance of Life by Veritas03 reviews
Harry has had enough of trying to please everyone. Draco has opted for liquid comfort and talking to animals - the stuffed and mounted sort .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Summer Place by pleiades007 reviews
Scorpius and Albus spend time together over the summer between their 6th and 7th years. Rated for last installment. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters; I just play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love Complex by dapixam-q reviews
HP/DM Pre-HBP AU. Harry's been interested in Ron for years, but Ron's being an idiot about it. Draco offers to help him out. Fake relationship!cliche! WARNING: IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS FROM THAT SUMMARY, THIS IS CRACKY AS HELL. And everybody's pretty OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,799 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cold Hearted Bastard by TheSiner reviews
HP/DM, AU, no magic. Draco is a cold-hearted bastard until he finds a mysterious boy without memory who changes his life forever. Love, complicated personalities and unknown past. Repost with changed title. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,521 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After the Storm by Youngauthor27 reviews
What happens when Draco, a young man fresh to the States from England meets Harry, a true southern gentlman, after what could turn out to be the storm of a lifetime? ***AU/Non-Magic/PWP/Slash/Coarse Language/Graphic Sexual Content/***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Toilet Stall by YamiRockLee reviews
A very short one-shot starring Harry, Draco, Draco's blonde hair and a toilet stall. Light slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rivaling Affections by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash- Harry is coerced into offering Draco a job and bringing him into his home. When Harry finds himself warming to his childhood rival, does Draco return his feelings, or will he continue to resist until Harry gives up?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,900 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wrestling by Youngauthor27 reviews
There comes a time in every parent's life, that one horrific moment when... *Rated M for Graphic Sexual Content/ Coarse Language/ Alcohol Use/ and Slashy goodness of course. AU/PWP* Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Barking Dogs Do Not Bite by just-Felton reviews
Three years ago, shortly after the war ended, Draco Malfoy fled from the wizarding world and has hidden since then among muggles. However when some muggles are after him will Potter show again up as the hero?Anal,Angst,Language,M/M,Oral,SoloM,Violence,WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco and the Easter Bunny by BadKatPat reviews
Easter isn't always about bunnies and candy... or is it? Language, some slash with a dash of Harry and Draco goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not While I'm Around by thilia87 reviews
HarryDraco. AU. On his first day as a Healer at St. Mungo's, Draco is introduced to Harry, who has been a patient at the hospital his entire life, and he forms an unexpected attachment... Slash. Adult Content. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,108 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Moment by Captain Alfie reviews
A series of unconnected Albus Severus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy drabbles. All 100 words, prompt suggestions accepted/needed. Rating changed - STRONG T. DRABBLE COUNT: 22
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Mile High Club by azzie adams reviews
Draco's urges get the better of him on the Delta 747 and the only private place is... not so private. DM/HP Sequel to 'Emergency Stop'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by nihaociao reviews
Harry had a feeling, and when he has a feeling it usually results in disaster. This time, it involves a skirt, Potions Class, and a certain Draco Malfoy. Review and Rate, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Told You So by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, MagnusAlec/ “Alec Lightwood, you big idiot, get off your ass and go tell Magnus you love him or, by the Angel, I... I don’t know what I’ll do, but it’ll be very painful!”
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Emergency Stop by azzie adams reviews
One-shot. Draco can't restrain himself for the whole elevator ride with Harry Potter in such perfectly-fitting pants... Part I in the 'Christening' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gift Wrapped by Rejhan reviews
CoG Spoilers! Set after the series, it's Magnus's birthday, and Alec is having trouble finding a present. Turning to Clary and Isabelle for help, they drag him out on a shopping trip to find that 'perfect' present. One shot. Alec/Magnus. COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Willing Well IV: The Final Cut by owlpostagain reviews
You're a selfish little whore." SLASH warning. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kissing Voldemort by owlpostagain reviews
Draco provides a valid reason. Ignores DH. SLASH . one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cosmopolitan by owlpostagain reviews
Everybody loves a good bet. SLASH warning. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Narcissa ex Machina by zsuzsi reviews
H/D, mpreg. In the years following the war, Draco is distancing himself from his family. But events conspire to bring him back around again. A bit of crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Times of War by Orchid.Kisses reviews
In the third year of the war, Draco is discovered as a spy for the Order of the Phoenix. Snape brings him to Grimmauld Place for safety. But months of being locked in a house with Potter take their toll, and soon both boys are in over their heads.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,744 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bedtime by jellybean88 reviews
Putting toddlers to bed can't be all that hard, can it? H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flesh Against the Thorn by maramarie reviews
Harry and Draco have been betrothed before they were born and without Lucius's knowlegde. While Draco is happy to be marrying Harry and plans to make him happy, Harry is not happy and does not want to be married to him,. Can Harry learn to love him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,580 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Let the Flames Begin by Digitallace reviews
H/D slash- Birthday fic for my dear Laurel. Straightforward story about misunderstandings, love, scheming and voyeurism... Two-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I've Got a Little Crush by xAkireix reviews
Draco Malfoy is son of a very wealthy businessman but underneath the rich boy identity he’s just another normal young man with a crush on England’s newest pop star. Harry/Draco AU Non-magic. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Magic Markers by Magic Mind reviews
Harry and Draco have fun with markers...But who will discover what the boys are writing? And where are they writing it? Harry/Draco. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Poppet by Digitallace reviews
Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There Are Things Worse Than This by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash, crackfic. Hermione thought she had discovered a brilliant way to get Harry and Malfoy to stop acting out public. Not hardly. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Courtship by Saadia Mirage reviews
Tamaki buys lunch for Haruhi one day. Is this a beginning of a beautiful courtship or has Haruhi bitten off more than she can chew? TamaXHaru WIP Update: Chapter 6 AND 7 finally added!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,308 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
Warriors by vibratojen reviews
Harry and Draco travel to the times of the greatest lovers and realize that love hasn't changed, and it never will. Oneshot. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dinner with the Enemies by AidennPluto reviews
Scorpius and Albus get along wonderfully. This freaks Draco out a bit. Hermione invites Draco for dinner. Ron plots dastardly things. And somehow, this is all Potter's fault. Teeny tiny mention of slash, not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Testing the Beds by Woman-Like Girl reviews
Harry and Draco have a fight on a muggle furniture mall and end up being left behind as the mall was locked. Draco wants to apparate home and celebrate the end of Valentine's day but Harry has other wicked ideas...PWP, HPDM, late Valentine's Day fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alluring Lullaby by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP slash. AU Dirty Fairytale. Nobleman Draco Malfoy stumbles onto a faerie glade and his life changes when he meets a Nix named Harry. Written as a request by my dear reviewer Chris Imagination444
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,557 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Incurable by Tavian reviews
Harry bravely battles fatal attraction. Just a bit of silliness, low on plot. Harry/Draco oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
History Repeats Itself by Digitallace reviews
HP/DM slash.Draco steals a time turner and goes back to the time of his ancestors, finding his ancient relative in love with the Potter of that time. Can Draco avoid his new feelings toward Harry or is History destined to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,071 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Housewarming by Penguin reviews
Harry and Draco are looking for a flat in Muggle London, but nothing seems to please Harry. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Climbing Trees by Penguin reviews
Not many people knew that Draco Malfoy liked climbing trees. But only trees that allowed him to watch without being seen. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just One Song, Draco by QueenGen reviews
Draco wants to be in a band. Nonsense ensues. Slashy, HD fun. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Banshee's Balls! by Liria Nai reviews
In a bid to promote house unity Dumbledore decides to replace the traditional house quidditch teams with four new teams, containing members from all four houses. How will Harry and Draco cope being on the same team? Eventual SLASH. HPDM, maybe others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
That's Going to Go Straight to Your Arse by Shannon-of-Slytherin reviews
Harry Potter comes home to his lover of four years, Draco Malfoy, in the middle of a major queen out. The reason? Ice Cream. Read and Review. SLASH!H/D Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mating Habits of Gryffindors by malfoysminx reviews
Stars well-dressed!Harry and somewhat-in-denial!Draco as the seventh years celebrate the end of school. Also includes leather-trousers!Harry, karaoke and an intriguing game of truth or dare. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For Their Unconquerable Souls by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, side story to my novel-length story 'Bloody But Unbowed.' Draco thinks Potter has some nerve working as his father's mediwizard and being attractive at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
His Alone by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
There is a private Harry, one only his most trusted companion sees.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Vino Veritas Et Libido by Lokifan reviews
Draco's drunk at a party; Harry's much too noble to take advantage. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Phallomancy by bgreenwivy reviews
There are many ways to find out what type of person someone is. Draco employs one of the lesser-known ways in an attempt to see if him and Potter would suit. Madness ensues...not to mention slash and what happened to Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Was Raining by smiles.lie reviews
HPDM SLASH, mpreg. One-shot.Every man has his breaking point. This is Draco's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
3 Sheets and A HomeMade Quilt by SincerelyPinkPanties reviews
Draco/Harry. Add alcohol and annoyingly placed tattoos and you got yourself...neither a plot nor an actual point. Other than driving Draco mad and making my two favorite boys kiss. Um, yeah. So the perfect story then, right? XD 'T' to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Work Related Stress by Tazalicious reviews
Harry had just discovered a very affective way to wipe the smirk of Malfoys face. HPDM.Slash.Aurors.Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rolling in a Winter Wonderland by malfoysminx reviews
When Draco is hit by one of Harry's stray snowballs, a fight is inevitable. But when the fight gets physical their relationship will be irrevocably changed. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alteration Finds by KMS Snape reviews
One-shot. All Harry wanted was an answer to his question. Warnings: EWE, slash, male/male relationship, HP/DM, MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Indigo Bendy Straws by Byaghro reviews
Harry and Draco have lunch. Mayhem ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Issues by jamie2109 reviews
COMPLETE HarryDraco. In the aftermath of the final battle, Harry spots Draco amongst the captured Death Eaters, and wants some questions answered. The answers set him on a path full of danger and intrigue, and the blossoming of a new love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,131 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He Will Find Beauty by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, LMNM, oneshot. Narcissa is trying to live her life after the war, and to let Draco live his own and make his own decisions. She does have the advice of a Seer to cling to: He will find beauty. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Whimsical World of Weasleys by tasukichiriko reviews
Set before the epilogue of Deathly Hallows, this actually presents a situation in which the epilogue events are Draco/Harry instead. Mention of MPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Tapestry of Loss by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM oneshot. After Harry and Draco confiscate a tapestry as part of an Auror investigation, Harry starts to notice that something is not quite right with Draco. Very fluffy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Astroglide by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
H/D. A 500 word ... er - drubble, dribble, drebble, drabble ... Drabble! That's the word! - drabble for my WiseDraco derived from the words: perpendicular, music notes, lullaby, and Astroglide. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So Not Fair by PopePrincess reviews
A sequel to the much-admired So Not Quidditch. Finally!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gimme by His Spectacles reviews
Draco’s sworn off chocolate as part of his New Year’s Resolutions. But unfortunately for the blond, Harry hasn’t. HPDM SLASH, NC17, and LONG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under The Mistletoe by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- When Draco Malfoy finds himself under an enchanted mistletoe, he ends up stuck there for the rest of the day. That is, until some decent soul would spare and plant one on him. - Draco/Harry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Phone Call by Emo-Pirate reviews
Draco's horny and Harry's on call for the minister... Hmmm I wonder! warning! BJ and slash! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Claimed by Digitallace reviews
D/H total AU/vamp Lucius is molding Harry into the new Dark Lord. What will happen when Draco finds Harry Potter in hi own home being worshipped by his family? Will he fall in love as his destiny indicate, or will he seek to destroy him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,618 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Emerald Fog by Annamia reviews
Draco Malfoy loves Harry Potter. Harry Potter hates Draco Malfoy. When the two are landed in detention together, they must learn to get along and Draco must learn to face his feelings. But what will happen when Harry finds out? HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 206,726 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life is Beautiful by ChloeKitty22 reviews
AU muggle! Harry lives in small suburbia. Draco, a big city boy, moves in next door. Draco is obsessive about filming everything and never goes anywhere without his camera. What happens when he takes an interest in Harry? SLASH DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,396 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Kissing Santa by Sirenfox reviews
Ron sneaks down to the common room on christmas eve only to see the last person he'd ever thought to see happily snogging his best friend...Ron will never look at Santa the same way again. DMHP slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Good Couples Do by Tygrressatheart reviews
Harry's friends interfere in his relationship with Draco by telling him what good couples do. *Warning--Slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Finding That Christmas Sprit by ravenclawpride reviews
Harry and Draco decorate their house for Christmas. D/H fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fluffy by dorothywrites reviews
Christmas!fic. Alec doesn't really celebrate Christmas, but Magnus got him a present and won't take no for an answer. Alec/Magnus. Written for Ari and Marcy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Brigandage by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Draco disappears through a mysterious mirror and Harry is sent to retrieve him. Enter Jack Sparrow. Mature content and threesome warning. Pretty fluffy other than that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Snow Kisses by BloodyXxXFangs reviews
Draco/Harry! It's just a cute little romance one-shot. I hope you all like it! Read&Review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Expensive Disaster by Digitallace reviews
Non- Magical AU. D/H Slash – Written for my lovely Beta Alicia - Everyone in school wants to BE Draco Malfoy or be WITH him, he’s good looking, clever and aloof. But when Harry Potter starts at Veritas Academy, everything goes to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,171 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Summer Camp by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Mini-sequel to The Slytherin Hufflepuff. Yes, of course this contains mature content. Thanks for asking. Albus and Scorpius go to Summer Camp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A dark dark night by Petileo reviews
AU SLASH,HPDM, Set in the real world with magic themes.Harry is forced to stay in old scary castle, with only the mysterious happenings for company, while being watched by a bloodsuckin Draco!Who can blame him?Vampires, werewolves and evil spirits abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,122 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coffee by Suds reviews
He moved in more than three weeks ago, but Harry still hadn’t gotten used to seeing a half-dressed Draco Malfoy rummaging through the refrigerator first thing in the morning. Oneshot. AU. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Star Crossed by LadyBelz reviews
Space...the final frontier...In the year 4437 A.E. After Earth Prince Draco Abraxas Lucien Malfoy of the planet kingdom Slytherin is being forced to marry the enigmatic Prince of the neighboring planet kingdom Gryffindor. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everything by counterdogma reviews
Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wild One by Sirenfox reviews
After an atack Harry is left weak and thinking he's a monster he struggles to hide what he's become while ignoring his cravings.but someone has figured it out, can Harry retain his humanity long enough for Draco to convince him he's not in fact a monster
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Potion by PinkPantiesPrincess reviews
One drunken night, a morning hang-over, a surprise, and a potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A finely crafted art object by marginaliana reviews
Crack prompt: "A reimagining of Antiques Roadshow as a slash fic about Harry and Draco." It's all copperbadge's fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to the Closet by smirking-muse reviews
Draco has something to tell Harry before they move in together. Warning: slightly crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Truly Horrifying Halloween by smirking-muse reviews
Draco gets bored and irritated. The ensuing horror story is clearly called for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Healing by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Dark Fic.Harry can’t live with the deaths and mistakes of his past and drives everyone who loves him away. His life has become a challenge to seek out pain. Who best to supply said pain than his arch rival Draco Malfoy? Goth/Fetish/Bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,292 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crimson Rose by seventhSINwrath reviews
Au. 19-year-old Harry has to dress like a girl to keep his job at a cosplaying shop which allows him to keep his apartment, keep going to school, and take care of his nephew, Scorpius. And it was going well, until he catches the eye a certian blond.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Summer of the Dragonfly by Vaysh11 reviews
During Hogwarts Summer School of Excellence ex-Head Auror Harry Potter meets up with ex-Potions Master Draco Malfoy. It takes a world-famous Bollywood actor, mango lassi, a godson, a werewolf and the full moon to bring those two together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Brilliance by a. cavall reviews
Al doesn't always think his actions through, which can lead to moments of brilliance. AS/S one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Something Borrowed, Something Blue by iluvromnce reviews
If you asked Harry Potter - which, sadly, no one did - he would have told you that all those silly wedding traditions were completely and totally unnecessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life Led By Moonlight by Goblin Cat KC reviews
HD drabble. vampire!Draco. Draco returns home one night eager for a taste of Harry's blood. drabble sequel: "Moonlight in Gray Eyes" added
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just a normal morning by LovingYouAtFirstSight reviews
Draco sneaks into Harry's room every night. But what goes on in the mornings? One-Shot Please R&R No flame. Strong sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coffee Shop by pooka14 reviews
Harry goes to his favorite coffee shop and he stumbles upon a situation. Non-magic. Heavy slash. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Death Eaters Are SPOOKY! by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Snape gets the fun job of teaching first years something that is rather obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
After hours by dracosoftie reviews
Draco catches Harry out after curfew. First in the After Hours series. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by dorothywrites reviews
Sequel to "Warm and Tingly." Magnus asked Alec to prove his love by letting him do his makeup. He obliges, but with an unexpected result. Slash. Alec/Magnus. I don't own it, Cassandra Clare does, etc.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Kisses for Draco by Von reviews
His duty complete, Harry is saying goodbye in a rather.. unorthodox fashion. SLASH. Major Harry/Draco. Extremely minor Harry/Blaise, Harry/Neville, Harry/Snape.. well, Harry/Everyone, really..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by teshara reviews
After Harry and Draco are called into the Headmistress office to discuss Albus and Scorpius, they decide to get a drink and find out what else they have in common. Slash. Hot sex. Loose sequel to Something to Talk About.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
Hateful Muggle Appliances by Ami88 reviews
Written for lj harrylovesdraco Challenge #5. Draco is attempting to cook for his and Harry’s two year anniversary.HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Warm and Tingly by dorothywrites reviews
CoG Spoiler kinda. Jace proves Alec wrong, Alec realizes what he gave up on, and tries to make amends. But after what he's done, can things go back to the way they were? Alec/Magnus. Don't own it, no affiliation with Cassandra Clare, etc. Slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Calasier Avamela by Leonette reviews
SLASH. Harry/Draco. Elf!Harry, Harry Potter is really an Elven Prince and he is in love with a human named Draco Malfoy. What lengths will he take to make Draco love him? Will bitter feelings rise? My first slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,603 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He's a WHAT? by Ana-chan86 reviews
He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
As Old as You Feel by Sevfan reviews
Draco hasn't been himself, and Harry has a good idea why. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly by Lomonaaeren reviews
When Harry collapses at his birthday party, Ron just knows that Malfoy poisoned him. And he's going to find out how. HPDM, RWHG, oneshot, crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Too Many Places I've Got To See by Lokifan reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a Ministry victory celebration two weeks after the war. The two of them goad each other into doing something they want: travelling the world for a year. Avoiding all reminders of their real lives. Then they start exchanging letters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thesaurus by La Mentira reviews
Harry/Draco. Draco buys a thesaurus for Harry. Harry gets an idea. Pretty tame. Kissing and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Leather by Crazy4Moony reviews
Draco Malfoy has a super-secret-kink. But he won't be able to keep it a secret long, when one Harry Potter finds him in the library doing quite undecent things with... himself. What ever to do now that he's caught? HornyDraco and WhinyHarry. Humor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Lessons Draco and Harry Learned by deadlyxchagrin reviews
But perhaps there is one lesson they didn't learn?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Tell Ron by Dark Raven Wrote reviews
Harry had three rules when it came to being in love with Draco Malfoy: Don't tell Ron. Don't let Ron find out. Don't get caught by Ron. But one Saturday a week before Christmas just really wasn't his lucky day… warnings inside. R&R complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Proximity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Possibly by lils03 reviews
Lily Evans no longer feels violently ill around James Potter. But that doesn't last for long. A continuation of Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Cinderella Story by Marblez reviews
Yes it's a take of the movie. Harry is my Cinderella, Draco is the Prince Charming. Slash and No Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trust Exercises by Lokifan reviews
It's clear the Auror trainees need to learn to trust each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life From the Start by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Claiming by faithwood reviews
A vampire claims his mate. This story has no warnings. Let that be your warning. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT. Now with a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mine by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty One Shot. - Harry finds himself wanting the one person that is completely off limits to him. Draco Malfoy. Story begins immediately after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No One's Secret To Keep by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D&H What they have is not a secret, but what they feel is. 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,378 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Piece Of Parchment by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Draco receives an odd piece of enchanted parchment. When he finally begins to use it, he may learn a bit about himself and reveal a few things he normally wouldn't. HP/DM Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,349 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Emperor and His Clothes by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. "One fine morning, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall completely naked." HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cocoa Beans by beserkergoddess reviews
“You’re trying to lose weight, you go to a gym, and you meet a chocolatier?” Draco joins a gym and meets Harry. What more can I say? One-Shot, AU, Non-Magic. HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Variety Subject to Change by Morwen Maranwe reviews
Harry finds a lost puppy on his way home from work and brings it home to Draco, unknowingly condemning himself to a life of metaphorical babies out of wedlock, annoying-as-hell baby talk...and no sex. Rated for slash and an explicit scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snapshots of reality by Insertrandomusername reviews
Draco has to live in a muggle town all summer. To his big dismay, old Mariel lives in Privet Drive 5, Surrey... rated T for language and some slash. HPDM. Rape later on, forgot to put it in the warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,935 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Singing Valentines by UK All The Way reviews
Who in their right mind would give Harry a singing valentine! H/D slash, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cinderella was a Redhead by NeLLyRaE reviews
Lily Evans has problems she sleepwalks, and always ends up in weird places she's flunking Arithmancy, she has no boyfriend her best friends is obsessed with dieting James Potter won't stop annoying her and she has no boyfriend. but will that change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,438 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
His First Kiss by RBTL reviews
It was not his real first kiss, but it was the only one that counted. AS/S One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desperate Acts of Comfort Seeking by Igorina reviews
In the face of toe curling parentally inflicted embarrassment, Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy find themselves turning to each other for comfort. A series of ficlets featuring Albus Severus x Scorpius, Harry x Draco and Ginny x Goyle x Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
A Bad Influence by Lokifan reviews
Al and Scorpius are going off the rails, and Harry and Draco both blame the influence of the other man’s son. Now the question is, what are they going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snickers by raven00 reviews
Harry finds out tha Draco Malfoy really likes his Snickers bars. Fluffy, oneshot. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Call by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The golden rule, which is “You MUST answer Lord Voldemort's call!”, has been broken. By Severus Snape. Will he get punished? Or will he snake on by? Rated just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
The More Things Change by Lokifan reviews
Hogwarts graduation night, and Draco escapes to the top of the Astronomy Tower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unawares by kelseymetro reviews
Harry smacked a weary hand to his forehead. “What the hell was Kingsley thinking when he made Malfoy an Auror” he muttered under his breath. “Probably the same thing he was thinking when he made you one" Malfoy replied seriously. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blind by faithwood reviews
Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Outside the Box by TorringMay reviews
Auror Harry Potter is getting a new partner; one that thinks ‘outside the box’ and apparently outside the species too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Regarding Smiles by KillRomantic reviews
In which Blaise Zabini elaborates why a smile is a girl’s best feature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
As The Catboy Purrs by Byaghro reviews
Draco has a little secret. Harry discovers it. The question is, what will he do with his newfound knowledge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Only Kind Of by mongeese reviews
Lily Evans first reconsiders, only reconsiders, her opinion of James Potter when she sees him from the window of the heads compartment talking way too seriously to a tall woman with graying auburn hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/18/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mere Detestable Curiosity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has enough to study with preparing for his NEWTS. He shouldn't waste time indulging his curiosity in trying to decipher Malfoy, his mysterious letters, and his equally mysterious jewelry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Don't Like Strawberries by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
James reminds himself of all the reasons why he and Lily aren't meant for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When in Flight by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. When the Slytherin Quidditch players have one accident too many, the Ministry sends Draco Malfoy to Hogwarts to investigate. Harry thinks he can investigate just fine on his own, thank you. Well, maybe Draco's glasses can help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,779 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Slytherin's Dastardly Plans by Wayward Awesome reviews
The mind of a Slytherin may be considered 'evil' and somewhat 'nefarious', and in some cases almost 'diabolical', but, damn, do they come up with some great plans! HarryxDraco Slash! Rated for later chapters...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Sinful Conversation by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Just because Draco is away doesn't mean he can't get Harry to participate over the phone. DMxHP,PWP,Mature. Birthday fic for AshaPasha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Taste of Revenge by VictorianChik reviews
Harry finally gets back at Draco in a most un-Gryffindor way. Non-slash. Warning for underage drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Strictly Business by kelseymetro reviews
Malfoy's ways of relaxing are certainly...interesting to Harry. Work as an Auror is stressful so Harry might just take Malfoy up on one of his offers. Slash but tame. Some sweet Drarry. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Survivor's Joy by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry works for the Aurors. Draco works for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. They have no reason to meet, until someone starts selling diluted Wolfsbane. Four fairly short chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,720 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little Wonders by Chrystalline Tears reviews
Draco and Harry wake up one night, light banter ensues marbled with insight. Oneshot. Drarry Draco/Harry Review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Note To Self by Suzaku's Rose reviews
A Malfoy never turns down a challenge but when Blaise proposes something obseen, something impossible...can Draco do it? HarryXDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,960 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Certain Kind of Memory by jamie2109 reviews
What would you do if you were given less than a year to live? An uplifting Harry Draco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,105 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Always by melodia04 reviews
Draco is a vampire who took Harry in payment for his uncle's debts. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy's ABCs by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Teddy Lupin's time at Hogwarts in a series of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
Rescued Stray by Violets in Bloom reviews
Harry brings home a puppy, and Draco is not impressed. Harry/Draco fluffiness. slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Euphoria by kelseymetro reviews
“Whoops” he said softly and let the vial roll off his hand and smash onto the stone floor. Potter’s eyes followed this movement and widened as the delicate glass shattered on impact. HPDM Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Dance Again by Sea Dream reviews
Draco Malfoy lives the life of a criminal. He is cold and distant from the world. Harry Potter is a dancer and a bit of a daydreamer. Complete opposites, right? But what really lies behind these masks? A chance meeting and their worlds are changed. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,077 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Christmas Visitation by LoveSupreme reviews
WIP Sequel to Visitation, and doesn't the very specific title really say it best? R&R if you please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,401 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
You All Believe by Un Petit Diable reviews
One Shot:: He barely acknowledges me. Lupin, Potter, and Pettigrew are his BROTHERS now. I don't want him to overshadow me, but I still want his approval.:: A Black Brothers fic::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Tis The Season Of Love by BlackEyedWicca reviews
When Harry's stuck at Hogwarts for christmas with the company of Ginny. Who just happens to know his deepest secret i.e. he's gay.What's there to do? How about letting her find the guy of his dreams in a castle of what like 10 guys to choose from? Fun
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,913 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
What's An XBox by Jenny-Beth reviews
Hermione's Muggle cousin gives her an X-Box. She quickly discovers that "What's an X-Box" is the best pick-up line she has ever heard!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Ferret in My Shoe by MikoGoddess reviews
Harry finds Malfoy in a petshop and brings him home, wanting to know why he was there, and why he was a ferret again. What ensues is a bit of this, a bit of that, and a dash of slash. HPDM, after 6th year, no DH. Now with more plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,072 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
House Games by Bouncykins reviews
Albus/Scorpius. It starts with an innocent game and goes from there...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Tawny Owl reviews
Victoire Weasley has grand plans for the end of year ball. Unfortunately they don’t go as she hoped leaving Teddy to sort out the mess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Teddy L., OC
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Occlumency Take 2 by jadewtch reviews
Harry begs Dumbledore for a new Occlumency teacher. What happens when the Headmaster finally gives in? ONESHOT Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mon Petit Feu by WiseDraco reviews
Harry desires something from his blonde haired lover...Happy V-Day people! *this is mostly smut very PWP but enjoy it just the same!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Devil and His Nasty Parlor Tricks by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Harry Potter could never be certain why he had taken in Draco Malfoy like a stray cat off the streets, but in retrospect it seemed terribly simple and somehow inevitable. Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All The Wrong places by Kaotic Silence reviews
Draco gave Harry a disbelieving look. "How many exes you got in this club?" Harry scrunched up his face in concentration. Draco held up a hand. "Wait. Don't answer that. It's your red headed ex." Harry let out a guffaw. "You're gonna have to na
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Princess and the Dragon by Winnett reviews
Draco enjoyed the chase and would search London high and low for his Princess. HarryxDraco. Cross-dressing, D/s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bloody Hell by Faramirlover reviews
My first veela fic. Draco's a veela but Harry is ignoring him. Why? DMxHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On The First Day Of Christmas by Lokifan reviews
A 12part Christmas series. Alone on Christmas Day, Draco's surprised with a gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Little Too Literally by Katria Bloom reviews
H/D, Harry and Draco have to buy each other gifts for a Secret Santa exchange. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pitter Patter Potter's by wanderlustlights reviews
Harry’s upset. He decides to take his angers out on his boyfriend. DMHP Bottom!Harry Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Primp and Blue Polish by Liria Nai reviews
Response to Lady Diablo's Sex!Kink Challenge. This Halloween dumbledore decided to have a costume ball. And Harry's a little stuck on what to go as, until he spots a bottle of bright blue toenail polish. This is SLASH, Harry/Draco. N other minor pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 213 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragonseeker: Heritage by RegalGold reviews
An ancient bloodline rears its head causing Harry quite some trouble, along with an unwanted status. HPDM, Mpreg. creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,188 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dream Connections by Tygrressatheart reviews
SLASH...Harry is having some disturbing dreams about a certain blond wizard. He doesn't know what to do! What will happen when the object of his affection plots to seduce him? Will he give in to his lustful urges? Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, possibly GWBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Opal and Ebony by Cleo Burton reviews
I wrote this for Cheryl Dyson as a Christmas present. Draco runs a stuffy ministry function, only to find he may be getting a little more than sloshed tonight. Total fluffsmut. The dog is so random, but I believe Harry is a doglover at heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Regrettable Circumstances by Gothical-Fairy reviews
I hate you' and 'I love you' differ in only three letters, and the circumstances in which they are said. With the help of a new book, his friends and one meaningful detention, Harry learns just how true that statement is. HPDM Twoshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Bait by Bullied reviews
Short, PWP, Slash. DMHP. Harry discoveries that being a virgin sacrifice for a fire breathing dragon isn’t...quite what he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Take This Longing by Curiosity reviews
Draco owes Harry a life debt. To cancel it out, he must save Harry's life. This is proving more difficult than anticipated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate You by ThatRosieSparkle reviews
Harry hates Draco in every way possible, and Draco doesn't quite realise what this means. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Daddy Needs to Get Laid by Arawna reviews
Draco's twin daughters are almost too evil for this world. They only want to see their father happy for a change and will stop at nothing for that to happen, even if it involves maniacal antics to get their DADA teacher to fall in love with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two out of Three Ain't Bad by Pancakes reviews
Summary: Do you like pancakes? Do you like shot glasses? Well, then have we got a story for you! Warning: May not actually include pancakes or shot glasses.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Like Thy Brother by Un Petit Diable reviews
One Shot:: Okay, I know I look like my brother. We have the same eyes and similar hair and built...but it gets really annoying when people 'Hey, Sirius' Argh, I'm Regulus, dammit! ::A Black Brothers fic::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Handshake by Pipeline reviews
On a night in their seventh year, Draco gives Harry a kiss. A couple of years later, Harry wonders what would have been if he had shaken Draco's hand on that fateful first trip to Hogwarts and travels back in time to find out ... ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,289 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/10/2007 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sympathy and Admiration by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, DH SPOILERS, partially complies with epilogue. Teaching wandless magic to Malfoy's son was strange enough. Harry didn't expect to find out that Malfoy had changed as well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The SciFi Night by beserkergoddess reviews
OneShot AU just for fun. Harry meets a certain blond at a Club Night that he'd rather not be at. So of course romance ensues! Involves pink beers, dealy boppers and a Night of Passion. HarryDraco RonRandomorangewoman.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tricks VS Treats by Bonnie Black reviews
AU 7th year. Hogwarts throws a Halloween Party, and Draco decides tonight is the night he gets his man. SLASH, HPDM. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I, Ferret by curiouslyfic reviews
Draco's embraced his inner Ferret. Now it's Harry's turn. Starring Veela!Draco, mpreg, an old wives' tale, and a Weddiwizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Knowing the Price and the Value by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, but ignores epilogue. Draco knew Potter had changed, but he never suspected how much until Granger asked his help to get Potter back to normal. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Leather Pants by griffin black reviews
Complete adolescent trash, but so scrummy. Draco has a secret, watch what happens when he's found out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Long Way From Home by Samayel reviews
AUNonMagic HarryDraco! Harry's first day of college introduces him to his new roommate...the Out!rageous and proud Drake Malfoy! RomanceComedyFluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherin Firewhiskey by yoshi09 reviews
Contains a combo of black and blue humor, but mostly dirty jokes including: insults, racy innuendo, alcohol and mild drug use, and implied slash. Because honestly, I never believed Slytherin 7th years really cared about the rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Things We Do For Freedom by gemlou137 reviews
In order to get Harry out of prison and hidden away Draco needs to get married. YaoiSlash, mpreg, wandless magic. Read warnings etc on chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,955 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Courage and Cowardice by Moiraine Lendreth reviews
COMPLETE. As a sequel to “Out for Ice Cream”, this story continues to narrate Draco’s doomed battle against his growing desire for the BoyWhoLived, with a few unexpected twists. Warning: HPDM slash. All HP names, places and related indicia are © JK Rowlin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,483 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Honey by Lokifan reviews
Harry is sick of Draco’s ohsoadorable endearments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Role Play in the Office by Lily Potter-Malfoy reviews
When there's too much work to do and tensions run high at the Arthur A. Devine publishing company, the miserable workers turn to Harry to...ease their boss' tension. RolePlaying and office sex ensue. HPDM, sex, Harry Potter puns amongst others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surprised By Joy by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. Harry is surprised when Draco Malfoy appears at Ron and Hermione's wedding, but not as surprised as he's going to be. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Summertime and the Living is Crazy by Riyan reviews
Summer Holidays.. Harry gets an unusual visitor who asks him for help. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,343 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Clean Freak by Witblogi reviews
[HPDM oneshot]Draco is neat and orderly, Harry is messy and sporadic, one project to do together, and Draco snaps... R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pucker Up by rospberry reviews
After losing a bet Harry has a huge favour to ask of Malfoy. It would make things so much easier if the Slytherin would just say no. Features very slight Ds. Oneshot. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Like the Way You Move by rospberry reviews
Voldemort is gone and Harry is hiding from the world, relying on Polyjuice and the trust of his friends to keep his relationship with Draco Malfoy secret. Draco's just about had enough. HarryDraco SLASH Oneshot. Not HPB compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Brainwashing of Albus Severus by Loise reviews
Set Post DH. James is convinced that Scorpius is tarnishing his brother's reputation and purity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Bonding Through House Elf Murder by Chess reviews
Bellatrix and Sirius try to stop Regulus and Kreacher from bonding. Yeah right, kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
So Not Quidditch by PopePrincess reviews
Some short yet hot smut. Kinky, slash, bondage, yadda yadda. HPDM. Harry's naughty, Draco's inventive cruel. Read and review. Will need change of underwear...Not for kiddies or homophobes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Horoscopes by Imriel reviews
Draco discovers “Muggle Divination” and puts his new knowledge to use. HPDM. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Malfoy Complex by Billie Hart reviews
Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The songs you grow to like, never stick at first by megyal reviews
[AU]: 'Voldemort is not alive, James and Lily are and the Malfoys and Potters still don't get along because... well, just because. Harry and Draco grow up as rivals...but Harry still manages to fall for Draco.' There is a percentage sign missing, I know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Loved By All by Lilith1631 reviews
Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,971 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Final Solution by Devilita reviews
It might be hard to imagine anything less than chilling occurring between an SS man and a Jewish prisoner in the concentration camp of Buchenwald in 1944's Germany. Hard, but not impossible. [nonmagical AU, Harry&Draco]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,528 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
AKA Veela by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
Harry knows Draco's secret after a rather interesting day spent researching in the library. Of course, he confronts the blond straight away. HPDM Slash. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
How Harry Learned to Stop Denying And Love The Gay by Cherusha reviews
PostDH fic not epiloguecompliant. Through a series of sequential events, Ron helps Harry come out of denial.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Expert Liar by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
Draco is an expert at hiding what he really feels and thinks. Harry is an open book. HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where's My Dragon? by just-Felton reviews
[Revise] Slash! Mrating for later chapters. Harry's firmly absolutely convinced that he's Draco Malfoy's boyfriend and nobody can change his mind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,868 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unwell by jkdg3461 reviews
Set four years after the Battle of Hogwarts in DH. SLASH. MPREG. Draco's feeling a bit off, and no Muggle can help him. Unfortunately, he gets a bit more than he bargained for when he steps into the Healer's office...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where Chains Will Never Bind You by Jessie Brooke reviews
An ugly orphan, a stable boy, a forgotten child, and a boy who was slave to fate. What could they possibly do to break free? This is a story never told, through their eyes, as they saw it. This is the story of the founders four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
Fan Girls Aren't So Bad by Wayward Awesome reviews
What happens when an interesting picture is circulated around Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,669 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow by just-Felton reviews
Tradition forces Draco to cut his hair, but Harry is having none of it. COMPLETE,HJ,MM,Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stonewall Secondary by iyfanatic reviews
[AU of Sixth Year, DMHP] Harry is notified that Hogwarts is closing down, leaving him with Stonewall Secondary as the only option left. As if being part of the Muggle schooling system again isn't enough, now he must mentor Purebloods as well?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tall, Dark, and Zabini by wonderwall05 reviews
Hermione opened her eyes and found herself on eye level with his zipper. Now this is an awkward point of view, she thought. Hermione has an encounter in the Prefect's bathroom with a certain Slytherin one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Pin the Tail on the Moony by snow-birdy reviews
Padfoot agrees to play a very interesting game. Will Moony figure it out or remain endearingly oblivious? Some suggestive humor, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Little Quidditch Time by rospberry reviews
Sometimes, Harry just wanted some peace and quiet. The empty Quidditch stands were the perfect place to hide, but to Harry's dismay, someone else thought so too. Oneshot. Not HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life Isn't a Fairy Tale by mindfunk reviews
Harry is in dire need of a life, so he takes a teaching job at the Salem Institute in the hopes of finding one. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dora's Little Question by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] 'Where do babies come from' How are the Marauders going to handle five-year-old Nymphadora's question? [Marauders' Era]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
The Life Debt, Or, The Best Mistake Ever by Lunadragon88 reviews
Harry Potter has gotten used to seeing Draco Malfoy around at parties. But thanks to a meddling lifedebt he’ll be seeing a lot more of the Slytherin than he had bargained for. Featuring birthday cakes, clueless characters, renegade Death Eaters, a discuss
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Brooms by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Lily and James have a short, simple chat about brooms. And a small ride afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Undeniably Unrequited by multiples of six reviews
Harry can't seem to perform any of his headmasterly duties until he's squelched the massive crush a student has on his boyfriend. [HarryDraco futurefic, one shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Maun by The Spork Warrior reviews
A mildly insane Ravenclaw with a deep love of watching boys snog sets in motion a plan to get Hogwarts' biggest rivals together for her viewing pleasure. Eventual DMHP, M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,470 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Mind of an Extremely Hormonal Teenage Marauder by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Only I, James Potter, can get myself into humiliating situations like these. It's a curse, it's a horrible, ter... Does Lily look hot in that sweater or what? [LilyJames]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,880 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nightwalking by Kireshai reviews
Ron can't sleep, so he walks the dungeons at night, and then he finds out something he rather wouldn't have known. Drarry, T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everying You Think You Know by PhotoshopWhore reviews
Draco Malfoy has a secret. Hermione Granger is going to find out what it is. Harry Potter has no idea. This is dedicated to my good friend Ms.Elbow. I promised I'd write her a story, and here it is. Sorry it took me so long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nine Months by Uyen reviews
Wizards can get pregnant Harry thinks he should have been informed COMPLETE,MM,MPreg,Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fickle Father Feelings by wonky reviews
Father's Day isn't fun if you haven't got a father. But when a Draco Malfoy joins Harry's class, Harry's father does something for him at last. AU. School-age, non-magic!Hogwarts kids. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Coffee House by Lennister reviews
OneShot AU Slash HarryxDraco Draco goes to meet Harry at a local coffee shop, read more to find out what happens!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bounty Hunter by SnippyandSnarky reviews
Complete! Set after the 7th book. Voldemort is nearly defeated. A familar bounty hunter is picking off Death Eaters one by one. DMHP, SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lights Camera, SCAM! by beserkergoddess reviews
Harry Potter, famed celebrity, searching for a quiet and peacful life. Draco Malfoy, notorious attention seeker, searching for a day on the front page...oh isn't this going to be fun?HD, not set in the magical world...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Volunteer by xox-Teirrah-xox reviews
Harry is confused and keeps running into someone who just keeps volunteering. Cryptic isn't it. DMHP, with a hint of RLSB Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Muffler by Jo31891 reviews
They received fresh new scarves and ties every year but Harry still enjoyed digging out his first year one and wearing it on a chilling morning on his walk along the lake. But when you daydream, things can happen. Drarry HxD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Which There is an Overload of Puzzles by Amethyst Flames reviews
Voldemort has left behind one last piece of soul in an unlikely source, forcing Harry to indulge in one of his least favorite pastimes to finally win, once and for all. Draco helps. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Valuable Time by Lykaios Nyx reviews
A young woman tries to persuade Sirius to prioritize. SBRL SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Problems by Misster. K reviews
[DMHP] Draco and Harry. Highschool students. In a beneficial relationship. Will there be any problems? Of course there will. Featuring aggresive bottom!Harry due to large consumption of alcohol.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Decreso Aetas by Haunted Emerald Depths reviews
COMPLETE. An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,126 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sparkle and Magnificence by green-eyed blonde reviews
HD slash! Nonmagic, gayness, club scenes, and HIM, the one. Featuring a manipulative!Harry. Manhunt, anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Bed All Night Long by strawberrypockywolf reviews
One morning Ron finds something shocking. And nothing will ever be the same again after that. HPDM Slash. Possible Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Vegetables by Minagorishi reviews
Harry tells Draco just how much he loves him. Mass hysteria ensues. Slight mention of MPreg. Rated as a precaution. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by Rokkis reviews
Harry and Draco make a bet about their peers' reaction to their relationship. Who will win? And how will they find out? :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by HRM-J reviews
When the Ministry of Magic tries to persecute Draco Malfoy for treason, they're surprised to find out he's untouchable through his marriage. Very recent marriage. DomDSubH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing Points, Gaining Something Else by Elpin reviews
The Slytherins and Gryffindors wake up to find fifty points gone from both houses. Everybody is wondering why, except two students, both being very quiet about the whole situation. What happened? SLASH HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,936 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You'll Be Needing It by Biohazard child reviews
Draco educates Harry on how to knot a tie [HPDM] Vday oneshot.. First one ever, crits appreciated! M for language & implied sexual scenes. 80 Love goes out to Witblogi for a lot of content help! Oooh, and it ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Valentine's Day According to Lavender by jade reviews
If Parvati and I didn't have valentines, we weren't going to let that spoil the romantic atmosphere. We were just going to have to play matchmaker! What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
Emerald by Sirenfox reviews
Oneshot Draco likes Harry, Harry likes Draco. Neither are planning on doing anything about it. so their friends team up and trap Harry in his animagus form and 'give' him to Draco. Cute and fluffy! HarryKitty Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chimera Luck by kalisin reviews
Complete! To Harry, this year was just turning out as strange as the last. Unfortuntely, he didn't realize how strange until he fainted in Potions class. creature fic HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,745 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Here With Me by Gaby Black reviews
COMPLETE! A story of friendship, love and arguments set in the Marauders' 6th and 7th years. How will James and Lily get together while she positively hates him? Meanwhile, Sirius lives another lovehate relationship. JL, SBOC, RLOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,452 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Almost by TruestBlue reviews
When Hermione and Blaise develop crushes on one another, can Harry and Draco set aside their differences? Are all relationships as they seem to be? Can Harry and Draco's relationship grow into something new? Of course it can! HPDM, M for lang. and sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,011 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cursed by Hazelmist reviews
Lily and James hated each other. Then why was he looking at her like that? And why couldn't she turn him down just this once? It was supposed to be simple, but a detention and a spell changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,109 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 4/23/2004 - [Lily Evans P., James P.]
Letters That Don't Exist by Katria Bloom reviews
Cowritten with beatlebeb. Harry and Draco exchange letters over the summer months...SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You're My Adrenaline by WE SUPA FLY reviews
Lily finds herself in the library to finish a project. James finds himself in the library in search of adrenaline rushes. What they find together, however, is something that neither of them expected. CoWritten. LJ ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Katria Bloom reviews
When Draco refuses the Dark Mark his father blinds him. A certain ebonyhaired Gryffindor saves him...SLASH... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,807 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lucky Bra by Foxfire123 reviews
Lily's day is just getting worse as she finds out that James Potter somehow got hold of her lucky bra and is now prancing around with it, threatening to wear it or burn it... And even worse, his friends are rating her size! oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sins of the Son by PeopleBoreMe reviews
Harry wears a skirt. Draco loves it. HPDM. [warnings: slash, smut, crossdressing]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After the Bath by counterdogma reviews
Harry took a bath and now his glasses have mysteriously disappeared. DH slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Great Broom Closet Incident by Squashes reviews
Lily Evans tries to avoid two objects at all costs: humiliation and James Potter. Unfortunately, the two seem to go hand in hand. Especially now that she's stuck in a broom closet with him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Birthday Wish by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
James Potter thinks that muggles have the stupidest traditions in the world. and that is why he celebrates them. cute, short LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pink Dildo by Jullians reviews
Oneshot. Harry went to a business trip, and bought to his boyfriend, Draco, pink toy to not bored himself. Betaed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Perfection in the Form of You by beserkergoddess reviews
This was just one heartbreak too many...' After a grueling breakup Harry decides that life is for living and meets a certain someone on a trip abroad. HD. OneShot. NonMagic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Naught of Fraught! by Joou-sama reviews
Halloween, the Night of Fright, and the Marauders should roam, but what are they up to? Featuring Firewhiskey, King Prongs, and crazy costumes! Slashyish RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Park Bench by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. A very short vignette: Harry and Draco revisit the place where their relationship started. Written to go with an illustration done for Frances Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry wants to go WHERE? by lip-gloss-kisses reviews
What happens when harry is bored ... already graduated from Hogwarts ... desperatly needs a girlfriend ... and hasnen't seen his friends for 2 months ? a vacation to somewhere unexpected of course! .. THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETED! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Winter Estates by FireStorm00X reviews
Draco Malfoy lives in the largest manor at Winter Estates and has for his whole life. Harry Potter is a reject in a small house they've owned for barely three years. FULL SUMMARY WITHIN. Nonmagic, AU. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,038 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Age of Pirates by MVBanno reviews
Before he was CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, he was merely a pirate on the road towards an unknown destiny.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2006
ChocolateCoated Parseltongue by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's kink is Parseltongue. Harry's kink is chocolate all over Draco. How do they combine the two together? Seriously PWP, FLUFF and HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Glitter by August Fai reviews
Harry's Friday night consisted of Draco, glitter, fingersucking, fishnet stockings, jelly bracelets, more glitter, hitting the clubs, and...well...meeting halfway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Acrobat by Devilita reviews
Draco’s living in London but is not feeling quite alright. In a flash of green his life takes an interesting turn. (non-magical AU, adult-themes Harry&Draco mainly)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,051 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
By the Dairy Aisle by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Draco's hiding from the ministry and Voldemort. Then he sees Harry in a muggle grocers. HarryDraco oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Come With Me by Maddie21 reviews
After an argument and feeling hurt, Shuichi runs off and boards a train that takes him to Yokohama. Yuki goes after him along with the others, but will he arrive in time before a new acquitance of Shuichi's steals the boy's heart? Yaoi COMPLETE
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,070 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
A Casual Conversation by counterdogma reviews
Draco teaches Harry about the merits of confidence over tea. HD One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry and the Chocolate Factory by wabbit sox reviews
When dirt poor Harry’s offered the chance of a lifetime, the position of vice president at the Malfoy Chocolate Factory, he switches from rags to riches. But why was Harry chosen as vice president? And what role does Draco Malfoy play in all this? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,061 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You've Got Mail by JadeGreen14 reviews
If you told Lily Evans and James Potter that they were in love, they'd call you crazy. But tell the two pen pals, Irish and Stag, that they love each other and they'll agree. Now tell Lily and James that they're Irish and Stag. AU, preHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,429 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Another Fight by green-eyed blonde reviews
Harry and Draco are fighting again. Just another fight. No? Oneshot. Oh, it's slash, yaoi, whatever you like to call it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Passing Notes by green-eyed blonde reviews
Harry is bored and Draco has always proved an interesting endeavor. So they pass notes in class. One of those lame but cute stories. SLASH! That means lovely pretty squishy boylove!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Frosting, A Birthday Fic by Lunadragon88 reviews
Harry, Draco....and a cake. What could go wrong? oneshot, HD, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Enthrall by Yih reviews
Draco's a veela that's been handed the tough task of seducing Harry Potter to the Dark Lord's side. Will Draco fall in love? Will Harry fall for Draco? And why does Voldemort want Harry? Features Seer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,453 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Reminder by BadKatPat reviews
Sequel to Creme Rinse? Draco needs to style Hermione's hair. And of course, Harry is Ron's best man. Sparks fly and Draco is naughty. Wonder what Ron thinks? Fluffy slash. language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flesh Canvas by Jemi reviews
AU! Draco is a Parisian painter who has his eyes set on painting a picture of Harry...then painting Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Color, Light, Reverse by czarina-kathryn reviews
After a massacre of the men of the Potter family, James is emotionally dead. He can’t even cry. His remaining family thinks he’ll kill himself. He thinks so too. Lily does not. Neither do the flowers. Or the broken down convertible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Caring by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Harry and Draco get stuck taking care of a fake baby for a school project. HarryDraco. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Awkward Misconceptions by LanisFanFiction reviews
A mixup with Draco’s Valentine’s surprise leads Harry to believe they may soon be hearing pitterpatter of tiny feet…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Procrastination by jesuistonpere reviews
Procrastination... something Ron Weasley has always excelled at. ONESHOT. PostHBP. RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Omi and the Terrible, Horrible by 7thstory reviews
...You know the rest. Omi has, well, a terrible, horrible, nogood, very bad day. For the 30kisses community on LiveJournal. [Oneshot. Crossdressing, preslash, and extreme bad luck.]
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Omi T., Ken H. - Complete
Creme Rinse? by BadKatPat reviews
Harry needs to get his hair styled for Hermione and Ron's wedding. He ends up in our favorite blond's shop. fluffy slash hd
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thirteen Days until Valentine's Day by On3-ShoT reviews
Lily was astonished to find a young boy extending his hand to hers and giving her a Tulip, her favorite flower. She was however, more surprised, when the boy said a young man wanted her to have it. With that said, the boy left hopping his way out of the g
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Am Afraid of Dr Suess by Aubrieanna NeonBlack reviews
Sirius Black can do anything. Even a 200 point Muggle Studies project in 18 minutes, 15 seconds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hey Prongs, Why’s Your Dog Stealing Toy Bunnies? by Lola the Coconut reviews
As a Hogwarts student, Sirius was crazy enough, but with a little unwelcome help from a certain someone, who knows what Hogwarts will end up looking like when this ordeal is over? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
Delicious Secrets and False Assumptions by loonyluna9 reviews
LIME ALERT! [HDslash, 7th year] In which our favorite boys decide to skip dinner and Draco redefines what it means to be Head Boy...[Prequel&sequel to my other fic. Can still be read on its own however. Full details inside.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Cat Amongst the Pigwidgeons by Ghyste reviews
Magical Creature Story: Draco receives some unsettling news about his heritage and... oh, you know the rest! [AU HD slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pest Control by Oldach's Dream reviews
One Shot. Harry’s amused. Draco’s horrified. Humor ensues. Summary lacking, story is not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby by Katria Bloom reviews
She knew the moment he was concieved...A look at Draco Malfoy's life through the eyes of his mother...slight Drarry slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
legatum de maladie by Idamonae reviews
AU. There was never a boy who lived, only a boy who died. Draco Malfoy is ill. Harry Potter is a Healer. Lucius Malfoy is desperate. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,695 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Towel Dried by lovelydepth reviews
Finished at long last R&R please. Its the se