black dagger
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Joined 04-13-04, id: 571443
Author has written 27 stories for Dynasty Warriors, Futurama, Frasier, Red Dwarf, Metal Gear, Sonic the Hedgehog, Aliens/Predator, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Grand Theft Auto, Devil May Cry, Randall & Hopkirk, Star Wars, Nightmare Before Christmas, Lion King, Lord of the Rings, Kill Bill, Jurassic Park, and Legend of Zelda.
New stuff! Huzzah!!

I'm now the proud owner of a gmail account and i'd LOVE to hear from you. If you want me to read your work before its published i'd love to, or we can just chat. Email me soon

blackdagger@gmail.com

i'm looking forward to meeting a few of you guys (and gals)

PS: if you put FanFictioner in the subject, i won't overlook u (i get alot of email, and if i dunno what it is theres a small chance i won't read it...)

Stories Working on:

LOTR, After the movie.
Big City Blues
Robotniks the name (i might do a new chapter soon...)

Voice acting working on:
Abby in politics, Part two
Romance of the three kingdoms, episode 1
Masaaki! ep 1
ff9...thing? (sorry, long time since i heard anything)

Regular writer on..:
The jesus and snake show (http://jesusandsnake.bravehost.com)

A bit about me:

I love writing and acting, and so i do it alot. I'm tall (6'2) and for the last time I CAN juggle. If you have something to say on my work PLEASE say it. But please don't say anything based on what other people have said/until you have all the facts(you have acctually READ it.)

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Its a cat thing! reviews
The cats live together in harmony until a rogue cat leaves the safe city and adventures to Heinz Mountain.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005
Vamp reviews
after MGS2. Vamp goes to get his revenge for fortunes death...only to open the pandora's box which is his life before dead cell.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005
Robotniks the name reviews
The original 3 chapters and an entirely new, never before seen chapter. Robotnik's day to day thoughts on everything from dieting to love...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004
Jesus and Snake: Do Hollywood reviews
Jesus and Snake Goto Hollywood in search of further stardom. WARNING: Not for religion nuts. To read the 60 something episodes goto my profile and use the link from there. Also, everyone is preety much out of character
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/12/2005
Bloodlust reviews
Its christmas, and a battered teen is left for dead. Its only when he sees a skeletal figure he knows his fate.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005
My Christmas Adventure reviews
A homeless person sees the true spirit of christmas.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/5/2004
Link reviews
A zelda version of Hamlet by Will Shakespeare. "nd chapter coming soon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/3/2004
Last Halloween reviews
A boy goes to a graveyard instead of going with his friends to get ice cream. Ironically, he discovers that is a grave mistake. POETRY
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2004
The AfterMath reviews
A nuclear explosion destroys the world, leaving only a handfull of people alive. They come back to see the world they knew inhabited by...strange creatures.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004
The bride reviews
The brides first assasination...More to come soon. Some swearing, but not enough to give it an R. If you don't like swearing stay clear.
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/30/2004
The lord of the rings: After the movie reviews
A group of people attempt to get the book out of the shadow of the film...but fail. Finally the last group attempt it...and there lives become very familiar...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004
My Own Brother reviews
Timons thinks his brother is better then him. And when he shows up, timon notices that his brother, norm, seems to be taking to Hakuna Matata.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/17/2004
GarthWars:diary of a overimaginative star wars fan reviews
What happens when a fan of 'star wars' mixes coffee and a whole day of watching the 'star wars' films on dvd...this does ofcourse. I wrote this due to the fact that there aren't enough SW's parodys
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
My friend reviews
A poem about a dead king whom befriends a little boy, but drives him insane.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2004
Camp Crazy reviews
Jeannie and Jeff must work out how a whole camp of boys can go missing, without the mysterious camp owner knowing how they went. The end is a little weak, i needed to get it finished quickly
Randall & Hopkirk - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004
My mind alone reviews
Life isn't worth living for ash, who's only purpose is to hunt down the killers using the skills he gained from his wifes blood.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/13/2004
When i get in reviews
Liam wants a piece of the action like he used to get. And theres only one way of getting it. Please R&R
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2004
The motherload reviews
Dalius15, a planet infested with aliens, has to be destroyed, but the boss wants a small group of people to bring back 1 of the creatures. PLEASE R&R. Rated R for violence mentioned in the story
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004
life, a poem by billy sheen reviews
a poem by billy sheen, the star of my last "the names robotnik" story. Please Read and Review. This is dedicated to all the people who emailed me wanting a new bit of TNR to read...its short, but u've got it...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004
Some Place far away reviews
A very strange story. I wish i could tell you more but i can't. Even i don't know whats goin on. Please READ AND REVIEW
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/3/2004
My Struggle, A story by Billy Sheen reviews
The second story in my 'Robotnik' Seris. Parody of 'Mein Kampf'. I guess its a prequal to 'robotniks the name'. PLEASE R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2004
The order wasn't screwed up!
What would have happened if the order wasn't screwed up when lilleth came back in season 1? This would have happened...
Frasier - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Published: 4/20/2004
The iron Army
A story i'm writing based on a game of ROTK4 i was playing. The story follows Cao Cao and Je Qon, both rulers of there own countrys. They both however, do it very diffrently. Not historically accurate and contains original characters
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004
Metal Gear: Angel Of death reviews
Snake's mission is to destroy a tanker. But just after he is caught he gets a weird codec message. Also, just who is the new enemy who is attepting to take the tanker?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14/2004
Red Dwarf back to reality reviews
An edited version of the original. Rimmer works out he's not alone, and Lister and Kochanski have the first human child in 1,000,000 years
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14/2004
Frasier: The good, the bad and the Seebeas reviews
The Seabees are up again and Frasier is Determined to win.
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/13/2004
Futurama: Welcome to Planet Earth reviews
When Fry finds out that they're remaking his favourite reality TV show from the 20th century "the simpsons" he is annoyed. But when farnsworth accidently sends fry back to the set of "the simpsons" lots of things go wrong
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004 - P. Fry