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Joined 05-07-14, id: 5714561, Profile Updated: 09-23-16
Author has written 34 stories for Soul Eater, Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか?, Ouran High School Host Club, Kuroshitsuji, Fruits Basket, Corpse Party, Elder Scroll series, Karneval/カーニヴァル, Vividred Operation/ビビッドレッド・オペレーション, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Love Live! School idol project, DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Hello! I suppose an explanation is in order. This account is actually run by two people. It is important to note that many of our stories are written in a joking tone and should be taken lightly. That's not to say serious stories will never be posted, but in short we write whatever we may come up with and there are practically no restrictions.

Secondly, if you want to talk to us, feel free to do so! If you've got a story idea, chances are one of us will be up to writing it. If you just want to make conversation, say whatever you'd like. We would love to be friends with anyone who finds us worth the time.

Finally, thanks for reading and we always hope you enjoy!

Ichigo Kurasaki and Renji Abari online chat by lolchan-cosimeike reviews
basicly its ichigo and Renji having a dirty online chat,
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
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Voltron Schmoltron reviews
yet another rhyming story, whatever, it's like... cool.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Complete
I Nico Nico Need to Stop reviews
Nico, pirate ship, romance.
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Niko Y.
Come Home reviews
Love Live School Idol Festival scouting just doesn't go as planned.
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2016
Running From the Police reviews
Kirito and Kaoru meet up, both currently running from the police.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Kaoru H., Kirito/Kazuto K.
The Secret of the Top Hat
Stein, Top Hat, Horror
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Franken Stein
Beautiful Romance
England x France. This was an essay for school that I got bored with and turned into a fanfic. To be honest it's more about the physical countries than the characters, but whatever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Published: 12/4/2015 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
Just a Simple Dinner Party reviews
Crossover Rhyming Story (FMA, Black Butler, Pokemon, OHSHC, Nancy Drew, Tokyo Mew Mew, Angel Beats)
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2015
Just Some More Rhymes reviews
Amnesia, FMA, Vividred, OHSHC, Vocaloid, Bioshock, Black Butler, Simon the Lamb, Free!, Haruhi Suzumiya, Fruits Basket, Corpse Party, Madoka Magica, Danganronpa, and The Lion King are all mentioned in this fantastic poem.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2015
Truly the Sexiest Story to Grace the Earth reviews
Levi and Eren go to a concert.
Crossover - DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Aoba, Noiz, Eren Y., Levi A.
Idol Hell reviews
I love school idol festival
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Complete
Dude, don't like, say ooze reviews
Ichigo convinces Uryuu to spend a lonely night with him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The King's Speech reviews
He needs to shave.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Tamaki S. - Complete
A Night to Remember reviews
Ciel x Kirito
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Ciel P., Kirito/Kazuto K. - Complete
Demon's Milk reviews
Milking.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Ed's Elbows reviews
DTK and Ed get in a fight.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Edward E., Death The Kid - Complete
Not Again reviews
Basically me in Skyrim.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Kyo S. - Complete
The Spirit of Demise
Spirit, Top Hat, Horror
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Supernatural Sohma
Shigure, Bowtie, Supernatural
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Shigure S.
Mayo Is Power
Akane wakes up in the night to a shocking surprise.
Vividred Operation/ビビッドレッド・オペレーション - Rated: T - Dutch - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Akane I., Aoi F. - Complete
Surprise reviews
Nai, Duck, Adventure
Karneval/カーニヴァル - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Nai, Hirato
Iron Chef reviews
Bard, Flower Pot, Time Travel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Baldroy
Ouran High School Homo Club reviews
Kyoya and Tamaki confess their true feelings when an unexpected visitor arrives. Written by Crow. Also, a mild reference to that ridiculous fanfiction 'My Immortal'.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - Esperanto - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
The Overwhelming Power of a Flamethrower reviews
Momiji's magical adventure.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Momiji S., OC - Complete
National Acrobatics reviews
Jumping
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Complete
Corpse Party Romance reviews
Morishige and Yoshiki
Corpse Party - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Yoshiki K., S. Morishige
How to Save the World in a Zombie Apocalypse reviews
2 Kawaii 2 Die
Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか? - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014
The Bowl of a Thousand Words reviews
Yuki, Cereal, Tragedy
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Yuki S.
The Dangers of Taking Tylenol reviews
Excalibur, Tylenol, Mystery
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Excalibur - Complete
The True Romance of Name Brand Jello reviews
Sebastian, Pudding, Romance
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Sebastian M. - Complete
The Battle of '09
Black*Star, Seahorse, Horror
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
The Pile of Melted Ciel
Alois, Melted Candle Wax, Forbidden Love
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Ciel P., Alois T.
Lava Lamps from Space: The Truth Behind the Host Club reviews
Tamaki, Lava Lamp, Science Fiction
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Tamaki S. - Complete
The Great Turkey Battle reviews
Ayumu, Sliced Turkey, Action
Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか? - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Ayumu A., Eucliwood H./Yuu, Haruna, Seraphim - Complete
Squeaky Clean reviews
Death the Kid, Soap, Apocalypse
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Death The Kid, Maka A., Tsubaki N. - Complete