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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Mario.

This is for recommending the stories of others as well as writing. I'm one of the most convincingly happy people that you will ever meet in real life, but I come here to release my inner angst. I took some of the pictures for my story covers, which...seem to feature my hands a disproportionate amount of the time. I have a special passion for editing, but have yet to bother with setting up a beta account yet. My eyes aren't actually blue. I have blandly stated everything in this paragraph rather than use varying sentence structure.

Personal facts:

I have a small...confession...to make: I have commitment problems. I cower away from the idea of writing my own chaptered fics, for fear of losing interest, wasting time, and garnering the ire of any small (read: miniscule--c'mon, let's be realistic now) fanbase I might manage to accumulate. However, I'm working up my courage. Lend me some motivation? (Why hello there, blatant fishing for reviews.)

I also like to do this thing where I use the number of chapters, the date of publishing, and the current day/month/year to calculate the average length of time between updates of a chaptered fanfic, which I then leave in an annoying review. Because of this habit, I decided to title myself the Terrible Totaler of Time Between Updates. You know I actually enjoy writing because I just had to make it alliterative. ;)

My name: classified, 1. because I hate it, and 2. because I also hate internet stalkers. So you can call me Isis (Egyptian goddess, relating to 'star'), Aster, (short for 'Asterisk', but also, asters are my birth month flower), or Rose (dunno about that one. I guess I've always just had a thing for flower names). Recap: call me Aster, Rose, or Isis, but I usually close my reviews etc. with 'Isis'.

Age: old enough that all I'm going to say is 'NO I'M NOT TELLING STAY AWAY FROM ME.'

Gender: I go by 'Isis' or 'Rose'. Yes. Female.

Personality: sweet until I get online. My inner sarcasm itches for relief.

Fictionpress: Asterisk Blue

Disclaimer-ish thing. All stories favorited have the Aster Seal of Approval. All favorited authors have a blanket Seal of Approval on all their work, but the ones favorited I hold near and dear. If you can recommend a good Naruto, please do. Thank you, that is all.

And for my BIGGEST pet peeve: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, USE THE WORD 'ORBS'! But seriously though. Don't.

To round it all off: I desperately need a beta. Normally I love editing, but I see my own work from an inside point of view. PM me if interested.

Kisses,

Isis

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Quietus by Seraphina Scribes reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 1,298,930 - Reviews: 15201 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 4,906 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Obito-Sensei by Ser Serendipity reviews
During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Years later, Elite Jonin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team, determined to keep them safe in a world at peace. Or: Obito surviving wrecks everything, in twenty steps or less.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 321,535 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 10/19 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U., Team Seven
Divergence by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
They die under a red sky, in mud and blood and bitter regret. Team Seven, at the end of the world...at least, until Sasuke wakes up - twelve, Sharinganless and back on his old genin team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,885 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Morality Chain by Pureauthor reviews
/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 260,473 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 4,864 - Follows: 5,065 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Azula, Zuko
Amaryllis by silverfootsteps reviews
Ingredients: A delicate flower and a headstrong general. Procedure: Combine ingredients in one palace, add murder plots and power struggles. Shake vigorously for best results. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 248,646 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 12/27/2020 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Strange Attractions by proserandom reviews
Everybody knows epic love stories happen in apartment complexes. Good thing she found the right building. [For SSM 2014]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,841 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dead End Street by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
It's been seven years since the Akatsuki took over, but in the dark underbelly of Konoha's criminal underworld a silent war is still raging. As the heirs of the city's fallen leaders are picked off one by one in a bloody rebellion, Uchiha Sasuke returns with vengeance in his heart for the one who betrayed his family. SasuSaku, mobster!AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,519 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 8/19/2020 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
To Each Ending, A Beginning by Elle917 reviews
Sequel to Chasing the Moon. No one ever said that love was easy, but very few things that are worthwhile are. IchiRuki, HitsuKarin, ByaYuzu. Semi-AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,802 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 7/30/2020 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Yuzu K., Byakuya K.] [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya]
Sempiternal by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
There are three years and a war between the Sakura he remembers and the Sakura he's returned to. Six weeks after the trial, the dust has yet to settle and Sasuke realises that concerning their shattered bond, he is the one who must start picking up the pieces. sequel to the butterfly effect. canon!divergent
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/29/2020 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,699 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 209,339 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 410,293 - Reviews: 4384 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2850 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24467 - Favs: 20,099 - Follows: 19,787 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 5,451 - Follows: 6,172 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,475 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Namikaze Naruto was abducted, then declared dead. Twelve years after he disappeared, his parents find him: now a scrappy, reckless teenager, with good friends, a lot of trauma, and ties to the murderous, anarchist Nine-Tails gang. As the family tries to put itself together, trust breaks, hurts heal, and the power struggles that led to Naruto's abduction resurface. Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 251,961 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Minato N. - Complete
Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, canon-divergent, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,053 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Hanabi H., OC
Under the Moon's Eye by Amrun reviews
By the time they wake up from the dreams induced by the Infinite Tsukuyomi, it's all over. The world is saved, or so they'd like to say. In the wake of the war, every day is as uncertain as the night before the confrontation. Some wake, while the civilians dream on, leaving the ninja to fend for themselves without their support network. Every day is still a fight. Co-author LolaLot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 263,121 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Storm by loveschocolatefrogs reviews
After witnessing a failed attempt at Tsunade's life, Sakura is forced to flee Konoha. Three years later, the Fourth Shinobi War is in full swing. While on the run, she's unexpectedly thrown together with one of the only people who can end Madara. SasuSaku. Post Ch 450 AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,237 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 207,744 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 277,649 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Lord Charming by forthright reviews
CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 800 - Words: 128,606 - Reviews: 19896 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 3,871 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Girl Who Spun Through Time by Ser Serendipity reviews
The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,950 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hinata H.
Chimera by Renaerys reviews
Some are destined for greatness, others merely stumble upon it. But only the truly great have the courage to fight and bleed for their place under the sun. [History of the Bloody Mist's rise and fall through Mei's eyes. KisaMei, KakaMei]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,604 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Kakashi H., Kisame H., Mei T.
Zero Hour by Renaerys reviews
When a familiar face comes back into her life, Sakura makes a decision that unwittingly unites their causes. She finds herself playing a dangerous game of give and take with a man who makes no promises but always pays his debts. [SasoSaku. Sequel to Schadenfreude and Aces & Eights.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,423 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasori] Orochimaru, Deidara - Complete
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
talismans by vivafiction reviews
in egyptian-hot sands, a princess reclaims the dust from whence she came. -—katara & zuko. au, prince of egypt.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Zuko, Katara] Azula
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 2371 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pieces by silverfootsteps reviews
A million different fragments of "what ifs" and "what could have beens". An anthology of happy, sad, and weird ways to fall in and out of love told in oneshots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,756 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 433,238 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
Actions and Words by Ekusukallybaa reviews
In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,125 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Team Hawk, Indra Ō.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 7,659 - Follows: 5,440 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
Ikigai by TheLadyIntegra reviews
"You claimed you were not afraid of me. Clearly you lied." After the defeat of Aizen, Orihime awakens in unfamiliar surroundings only to come face to face with a man she had seen die hours before. Now at the mercy of an Espada without a purpose, Orihime will have to learn to be brave while knowing that no one is coming to save her this time. Guest starring Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,317 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] [Neliel T. O./Nel, Grimmjow J.]
Casting Stones by Aki no Joo reviews
The Ripple Effect dictates that one interaction can affect other interactions not directly related to the first. I found myself reborn after my death, and like a stone that is cast into the water...I altered everything. A semi self-insert (SI) OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,083 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Naruto U., OC] Sasuke U., Team Seven
Odalisque by Tituba3 reviews
Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 353,363 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
It rises with the fall by black.k.kat reviews
Parallels Fallen here to grace and related stories. Minato knows from the start that his newest bodyguard isn't quite like the rest, but it takes almost twenty years and a resurrection to see just how special Shiranui Genma really is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 166 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Naruto U., Genma S., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
There's beauty in the breakdown by black.k.kat reviews
Sequel to The sound of pulling heaven down. Of learning curves and the evolution of understanding. They've got a ways to go before they're anything like a cohesive family, but sometimes the attempt is worth everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Genma S., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Oiroke no Sakura by Oniko reviews
Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,186 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Vengeance by sincerelyLen reviews
Haruno Sakura was dead. Haruno Sakura was dead and Uchiha Sasuke knew that he shouldn't care. But he did anyway. Team7ness, Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U.
Edge of the Kunai by Hecate's Slumber reviews
The life of a ninja is one seeped in death. They are merciless shadows, and survival is everything. Enter a reimagining where bonds become stronger, Naruto becomes smarter, Sasuke experiences human companionship amidst death, and Sakura becomes strong enough to stand on equal footing with the boys, physically and emotionally, and Team 7 becomes a real team.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,478 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Team Seven
Glass Trinity by Renaerys reviews
They built their kingdom from earth and fire and blood, upon fragile pillars of glass. HashiMitoMada. Narutoverse prequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 155,358 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Mito U.
Kingslayer by audreyii-fic reviews
Within the royal house of Asgard lives the heir Thor Odinson, the ward Loki No-one's-son, and the mortal Jane Fosterdóttir - and love is rarely an antidote for lies. (Steadily darkening Lokane kid!fic; a drabble series that grew without the author's permission. Again.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor, Frigga
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 229,437 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
White Rain by Zapenstap reviews
A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 340,722 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 6,630 - Follows: 3,499 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Days Without Rain by sarsaparillia reviews
Zuko, Katara, and life after the war. — Zuko/Katara, others.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 79,782 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Heartbeat by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. From the beginning of their relationship, Sakura never failed to thank Sasuke for every little gesture that he made. It took a while for him to realize that the reason she did it was because, the moment she accepted to be his wife and give him all that she had left to give, she honestly never expected to receive anything in return.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,643 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.]
Poker of the Soul by YSPM reviews
Too lazy to live, and yet too smart to die, and yet I had miraculously managed both by the waning weeks of summer. Except death was not the end, and life not the beginning. Thrust unceremoniously into a new universe without so much as a pamphlet, the spiraling leaves will lead the way home - once more unto the breach. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Naruto U., Tenten, Team Gai, OC
dive for dreams by black.k.kat reviews
In which the Sage of Six Paths decides he doesn't like the ending, and Tobirama gets dragged along to fix things. The outcome is most definitely not what he expected. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 441 - Published: 2/7/2015 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] Hashirama S., Hagoromo Ō - Complete
and this, by DramaDelicacy reviews
this is how it ends. sequel to (because life sucks,). sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Hokage By Necessity by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,569 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H.
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 3,444 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Mission Impossible by uselessfork reviews
In which Kakashi nearly dies (again), Sakura is exhausted, and Tsunade decides that both nin need a vacation of sorts. Of course, 'vacation' directly translates to 'diplomatic mission', and Sakura and Kakashi soon find themselves facing missing nin, angry innkeepers, and way too much sexual tension as they make their way to Mist. KakaSaku. Rated M for sexual themes and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] Mei T., Ao
Deadlock by The Jingo reviews
Orochimaru of the Densetsu no Sannin never falls to the darkness within, and remains loyal to Konoha. The future (especially that of three young genin-to-be) is changed forever. Co-authored with Ajax the Great.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,092 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Kakashi H.
Now You See It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Sakura H.
Haven in Hell by ProfessionallyCrazedNarutoFan reviews
NejiTen drabble. This bloody momentum forward is the only thing that keeps her from going under.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Tenten, Neji H.]
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 142,555 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bones and Bones by MissHoshigaki reviews
He looked so young, so fragile. Modern hospital AU. KimiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Kimimaro K., Sakura H. - Complete
Blood in the Water by Archer the Undreamed reviews
Sakura wakes up after her disastrous Chuunin exam match and starts re-evaluating. But nothing would have really changed, if Akatsuki hadn't come to Konoha early.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Sakura H.
The Perils of Blind Dating by Sarah1281 reviews
After being called upon to come pick Theon up from the hospital, Robb is understandably concerned. The last he'd heard, Theon was just supposed to be on a date. It turns out Theon has a good case to make for having been on the worst date ever and Robb's going to have to have talk to Domeric about having set Theon up with his...problematic brother. Theon/Robb Modern AU.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Robb S., Theon G., Ramsay B. - Complete
Ordinary Love by audreyii-fic reviews
Odin sees fit to banish *both* of his sons for their transgressions in Jotunheim. Now Jane has a new research assistant and Darcy's got those pets she always wanted. What could possibly go wrong? (Drabble series that developed a plot without the author's permission. Lokane.)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,553 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Jane F., Loki] Darcy L., Thor - Complete
The Ghost Ship by Renaerys reviews
An ancient curse. A crew of the Damned. A stranger with secrets that will change the fates of three people whose fates were already decided long ago. [HashiMitoMada. PotC AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U. - Complete
The Principal's Office by uselessfork reviews
Naruto has an interesting visit to the principal's office, and discovers the new kid and his (distractingly attractive) older brother. In which Sasuke is angry, Itachi tries to persuade him to make friends, and Naruto thinks the whole ordeal is pretty funny. Unsurprisingly, this does not make Sasuke less angry. Fairly cracky, with pairing hints. Rating is for occasional language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Itachi U., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Really by Natarie reviews
Naruto one-shot collection. Latest: Roommates!AU - In retrospect this was probably the moment Sakura should have said no, packed up all of her stuff, and fled into the night bound for the warm embrace of a soulless, money-sucking hotel rather than continue seriously considering signing the lease and moving in with these weirdoes. Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,801 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/4/2008
Code Hanami by pyxislynx reviews
ItaSaku. With the help of sheer luck and an experimental genjutsu, Sakura managed to pass her ANBU exam. Unfortunately, her ANBU mentor was getting on her nerves in more ways than one. AU, non-massacre
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,614 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Reborn at Hogwarts by phoenixyfriend reviews
Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,486 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Akatsuki
the end by DramaDelicacy reviews
love is not kind. it is selfish and toxic. and this is our story. (spoilers for chapter 693)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
oxytocin by windsilk reviews
I'll get away and dream, dream of you. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
a cavalcade by the blanket reviews
DRABBLE. SasuSaku. Your nomad's heart breeds wanderlust, and you have left a trail for me to follow.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the funny little monkeys in the zoo will do it by Pandastacia reviews
She says, "Let's fall in love." All he hears is fear and ego.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Becoming Tenten by ElectraSev5n reviews
Summary: It took six years to become a kunoichi. Stealth!Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Tenten - Complete
Premature Rebellion by Sarah1281 reviews
Balon rebels before Theon can leave for Pyke and Robb's bannermen expect blood. It's not going to happen but he figures it's only polite to hear them out. Theon/Robb. Some elements of crack.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Robb S., Theon G., Roose B. - Complete
a fullmetal heart by sarsaparillia reviews
Post-show drabbles. O1; They buried him on a Sunday. — Ed, Al, Winry, Pinako.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Edward E., Winry R.] Alphonse E., Pinako R.
good god, let me give you my life by sarsaparillia reviews
Judge, jury, and executioner. — Saturn, Serenity, Small Lady.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Chibiusa T./Rini/Sailor Chibi (Mini) Moon, Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
don't touch my hand and call it love by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Sasuke walks back into Konoha with certain memories strategically removed. Sakura doesn't know if it does her heart good or bad that he still remembers her—but it stings when he doesn't remember Naruto. Sometimes, the big things are not so big after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,545 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hardest of hearts by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Orochimaru gets one more chance. Just maybe, it will be enough to save him—and the entire world as well. Part one of A Snake Among the Leaves. JiraOro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 310 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
tales of a glass window by sarsaparillia reviews
Someone once told me that shooting stars are just angels throwing away their cigarettes so that God doesn't catch them smoking. — Megara/Hercules; AU.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Hercules, Meg - Complete
Enthalpy by silverfootsteps reviews
"Sakura held my hand. Some would argue that we were holding hands. But Sakura and I both know. She's always holding my hand." Sasusaku. Epilogue to Entropy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Warp by The Fallen Empress reviews
AU. Sasuke-sensei—wherein Naruto likes his teme-sensei, Sakura has on obvious crush on the poor 16-year old jounin, and Kakashi couldn't care less. (tumblr prompt from stupidnygel) — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The North Remembers by qqueenofhades reviews
In the ashes of war-torn Westeros, the fate of the remnants of House Stark - and that of their lovers, allies, friends, and foes - hangs in the balance. Has turned into my best attempt to complete the entire ASOIAF saga. ***COMPLETE***
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 617,077 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Forever towards dawn we run by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. After the loss of his wife, Minato throws himself into his work, leaving his son almost entirely alone. Naruto grows up shunned but never outright reviled, aware of his burden and achingly lonely. But it's not his way to give up, and someday, with the help of Kakashi, Obito, and a few faithful friends, he's going to show his father just what kind of shinobi he can be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 437 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Complete
born to blush unseen by windsilk reviews
I know that we were meant to break. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,083 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
persuasion by the blanket reviews
AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,837 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fall of the Guardian by SGTBrowncoat reviews
Sequel to The Guardian - Itachi's time as Naruto Uzumaki's bodyguard has ended, and he has now turned his attention toward hunting the Akatsuki. The biggest threat may be much closer to home, however. Tensions between the Uchiha clan and the village are at an all time high, and Itachi may soon be forced to choose a side. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,687 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Itachi U., Hana I.] Shisui U.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 669,206 - Reviews: 5415 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
riding the echo down by black.k.kat reviews
Somehow, somewhere along the way, Orochimaru falls in love with his teammate. This…changes things. Canon AU, Jiraiya/Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 270 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Tsunade S. - Complete
Seven Hawks Flying in a Circle by phoenixyfriend reviews
Sasuke really didn't feel like talking when literally all the people he had ever been on a team with were right there. Especially because he could feel Kakashi right there, JUDGING him. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Team Hawk, Team Seven, Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 4,188 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
No line on the horizon by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. For the sake of his pride, Jiraiya's going to imagine that his double went out in the bed of some voracious and lusty twins—no, make that triplets, with everyone wildly satisfied and a smile on his face. The whole alternate universe thing is easier to swallow that way. Mentions of slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Jiraiya, Tsunade S.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 8,416 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Key To My Heart by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. The tale of how Sasuke fell in love with his geeky, childhood best friend. And her outfits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 210 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
let's leave the moon to the stars by Pandastacia reviews
Uchiha Investigative Services, on the clock and in private; or how the Uchiha brothers pay the bills. ItaSasu!brotherhood, ItaSaku, and Team Seven love. Drabble series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,960 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Serious by Zerbinetta reviews
When Misa gets dumped by Light because he wants someone "serious" to pursue a law career at To-Oh, the perky model decides to swap her Lolita outfits for law books and prove to her love that she is more than serious enough. DN/Legally Blonde, 2011-rewrite
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,289 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Misa A., L
Pink and Green by The Fallen Empress reviews
AU. "This is Sakura," Fugaku said. "She will be part of this family from now on." Sasuke then wondered how pink and green could possibly look good together as it looked good on her. - SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,033 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Broken by Angel Shade reviews
Sakura thinks abut the man who is walking away from her... her love, her teammate, and now her killer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide to Disgracing SHIELD by sarsaparillia reviews
As Told By Skye Amelia May. (Or, that one where Melinda May adopted Skye when she was just a tiny baby, and nice things are had all around except by Agent Ward because he's a robot.) — Team Bus, plus basically everyone in SHIELD ever.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Skye/Daisy J., G. Ward] [M. May, P. Coulson]
Once More, With Feeling by JinnySkeans reviews
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,462 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
On Each Other's Teams by audreyii-fic reviews
Jane Foster, college student on a semester abroad in London, fights her way through Philosophy of Quantum Mechanics, dates a golden boy, and gets tutored by a compulsive liar. Which situation is most unsustainable is a matter of opinion. (College!AU. Lokane/Fosterson. The author regrets everything.)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,918 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor, Darcy L. - Complete
tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow by vis-et-decus reviews
Santana x Quinn. you are the silence in-between what I thought and what I said. (heaven help me, I need to make it right.) /update - story finished 6 apr. after a two-year hiatus, I need to come in and drink some of your precious tears./
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Antebellum by Pandastacia reviews
AU / Fire had burned away her old life and made her anew; he'd spent his whole life in a shadow. Back to back, they fight their battles, but the war never ends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,499 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
(we forge) recklessly onwards by sarsaparillia reviews
A hunter, a werewolf, and a witch walk into a bar. It's like a set-up for a really bad joke, only it's so not funny. — Erica/Allison/Lydia.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Lydia M., Erica R., Allison A. - Complete
Ricochet by Leanne Ash reviews
It was unexpected that Sasuke would've cared at all as he reached forward and angrily grabbed Sakura's arm. "Why?" he demanded, as he glared into the single sharingan within her right eye. "Why do YOU have it?" AU SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,429 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Entropy by silverfootsteps reviews
Every time he wanted to apologize, she would reply, "We were too young, we were too selfish and you were too lost." It had taken two words to shatter their bond. But it took many more to heal it. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 176,355 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Diverging Paths by Ciceronis reviews
Sequel to "In the Madhouse". After escaping the asylum, Azula faces a dangerous journey and uncertain future. Meanwhile, Zuko struggles to fulfill his new role as Firelord.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,490 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Azula, Zuko
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 367 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
degrees of freedom by windsilk reviews
My dreams run faster than your feet. —Hinata-centric, eventual Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,318 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Miss Independent by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. Tsunade once told me that striving to be the best, to be acknowledged, to be renowned, also had a series of disadvantages. But I would have never thought that one of them would send me to Otokagure, serving under the man that once left me on a bench, in the middle of the night, after breaking my heart and killing what was left of my spirit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,196 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/15/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
the red queens by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
put your war paint on, we've got an army to run. (Or, Sansa wakes up in Beacon Hills and proceeds to charm the pants off everyone).
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Sansa S., Stiles S., Lydia M., Derek H. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
empire of dirt by Starry o.0 reviews
Rewritten: It had to be fate. The final battle, the very last meeting. In which Sasuke is only Sasuke, and Sakura is the last one standing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fallen here to grace by black.k.kat reviews
Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.] RaiGen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 297 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Iruka U., Genma S., Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Stepping Stones by black.k.kat reviews
In a world where he didn't die at the bridge, Obito is a loyal Konoha shinobi, even if his Konoha is practically gone. Rather than die at the hands of Orochimaru, Obito triggers an experimental time-space jutsu that sends him across dimensions, into a world where his counterpart went insane and Kakashi is mystifyingly different. KakaObi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 214 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
wonderboys by moon strut reviews
The adventures of three idiots who strongly believe they now have superpowers. —natsu, gray, gajeel, bro!fic
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Gray F., Natsu D., Gajeel R.
Red by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Harleen can't seem to stop staring at the pretty red-head across the library. She'd better not be straight.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy] The Joker - Complete
and beautiful, and dancing away by sweetwatersong reviews
They say you make lifelong friends in college, but they never mention you can meet them fifty feet above ground, breaking all the rules. [College AU]
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/21/2012 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
Aces & Eights by Renaerys reviews
Death is the beautiful lie and Life is the ugly truth, but neither is free. Itachi. Sasori. Prequel to Zero Hour. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Itachi U., Deidara, Sasori, Konan - Complete
Dei-Care by Kryzanna reviews
Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 192 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
Raise Your Weapon by sarsaparillia reviews
The Rebellion didn't start with a bang, but with a whisper. — Anakin/Padmé, Leia, Han, Luke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Leia O., Han S. - Complete
We don't get drums by Runespoor reviews
There are two things to wait for: the next letter, and the war to end. WWI AU. [gen focus, mentioned NejiHina, implied T7 tension.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
banging on your bedroom walls by sarsaparillia reviews
With a boy like that, it's serial. — Emma/Killian, college!AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Paths of Exile by snappleducated reviews
A curse or a promise: the princess who was never given a chance, the warrior who never broke her word, and the pirate who never forgot. An adventure that never happened, in a place that never was. — Aurora, Mulan, Hook, Phillip, Maleficent
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Aurora/Sleeping Beauty, Mulan, Prince Phillip, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 162,029 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
The Guardian (Director's Cut) by SGTBrowncoat reviews
Itachi Uchiha receives his first mission in ANBU: protecting a certain trouble making Jinchuriki. He bonds quickly with the boy, but dark forces rise to threaten Itachi, Naruto, and those they care for most. Non-Massacre AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Itachi U., Hana I.] Naruto U., Shisui U. - Complete
Leave Your Spirit by Like A Dove reviews
A woman's heart is full of secrets. Katara knows this better then anyone. A "what if Kya was Zuko's?" one-shot. Canon compliant up until S02E04 of Legend of Korra.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Day with Taka by phoenixyfriend reviews
In which Karin is a sociopath, Sasuke is afraid of his crotch, Suigetsu is a pervert, and Juugo just wishes they'd all grow up a bit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Team Hawk, Suigetsu H., Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
path of least resistance by maybe now reviews
for this moment, at least, she'll stay. [stydia, post 3x12 musings]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Lydia M., Stiles S., Aiden S. - Complete
petrichor by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke. Shikamaru. Naruto. Neji. [With your various canon pairings, etc.] Life doesn't always go the way you want it to, but then again, sometimes it does. High school isn't all about romance, people choose different paths to walk, and the guy doesn't always get the girl. Honestly, Shikamaru thinks, it would be boring if everything were predictable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,523 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The One That Got Away by MizukiYukiko reviews
Perhaps his seven-year-old son's classroom wasn't the best place to reunite with his long lost love, especially when she was looking at him like she wanted to bash his face in with her bare fists. ItachiXSakura. AU Modern. 50 shinobi theme #3. Tossing a coin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lemon Juice by MizukiYukiko reviews
"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Astraphobia by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sequel to Lemon Juice. Sometimes pranks go too far, but sometimes it's these situations that help push two people together. Sometimes, a little bit of thunder and lightning is exactly what they needed in the first place. ItachiXSakura. Non-massacre AU. 50 shinobi theme challenge #10 thunderstorms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hate by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[AU][SasuSaku][Oneshot] She hates him, she's sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inconceivable by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 5,733 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
passare l'inverno by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Neji's eyes are as white as snow, so it's only natural that Sakura falls in love with him in the winter. An anthology of years spent finding warmth in the coldest of seasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,781 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 6,245 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
space storage girls by sarsaparillia reviews
Or: How Lydia Bennet and Gigi Darcy decide that Dating Is Going To Be A Thing We Do, For Real. — Lydia/Gigi.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Lizzie Bennet Diaries - Complete
study hard kids by moon strut reviews
Friends help you study. Best friends vandalize your notes with lewd comments about the girl you kindamaybe like. —natsu&lucy, gray, gajeel, bro!ship
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Natsu D., Lucy H., Gajeel R., Gray F. - Complete
Strike Two by aksdlhfklsd reviews
AU. Suigetsu had only himself to blame for this one. —Team Taka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H., Karin U., Juugo - Complete
Cold Is the Water by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko and his daughter have a conversation about death.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Carnation by aksdlhfklsd reviews
AU. More than halfway through the painting, Sasori decided that she was beautiful. —Sasori/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
parting the clouds by in cages reviews
he points his finger & she bares her teeth; they are in love, or so they're told. —sasukesakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
strings by Cracker-nin reviews
20 prompts inspiring 20 ficlets of varying length, genre and connectivity. Some AU. Do not read if prone to cavities. "Sakura grins. When he rights himself, through the fractures of his face, Sasori does the same." Appreciate that the only victim here is Deidara. SasoSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,324 - Reviews: 3914 - Favs: 5,067 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch You Later by JinnySkeans reviews
Her voice was warm, sweet honey in his ear as she murmured, "Then come and find me, Sasuke-kun." It's the last summer before college, and he won't let her get away so easily. Posted: Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 135,656 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
here at the bottom of the world by sarsaparillia reviews
This is the reality of heroes. — Bolin/Asami/Korra/Mako.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Korra, Asami S. - Complete
Lonely Friday Nights by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Sakura is a fool, and Sasuke must protect her virtue. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's All So Wrong by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are all in High School, and yet one person remembers their lives as shinobi. They are different, so different, but so the same. This person only wants to bring back the memories of the people he calls family. This person wants to bring back the memories, because it's just all so wrong, but yet so right. A twist on the classic Akatsuki High School AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
love, and other lies by JinnySkeans reviews
A rainy morning confession changes everything and nothing. Ino learns that love makes no excuses, and neither should she.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
atonement by maybe now reviews
welcome back to the gang life. welcome to the nonexistent existence of a double-crosser. sasu/saku AU. for sasusaku month on lj
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 197,873 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
things we wish we knew by the general girl reviews
They meet in alleyways, behind gym equipment, in the dead of night. — makorra, masami.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3483 - Favs: 5,474 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
There had been something like an understanding between them once, he thinks; the potential for something more. But with the memory of her shaking kunai and his maniacal laughter between them, neither can help but wonder if it is too late to go back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,567 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perfect Dream by elle6778 reviews
When the dream to reunite Team 7 ends, it is surprisingly easy to bury the pain and carry on. But how long can one pretend? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,449 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Same Candlelight by Like A Dove reviews
In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,747 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Twist of Fate by jazzpha reviews
AU. Lu Ten survived the Siege of Ba Sing Se, and the Earth Kingdom fell. Iroh rules the Fire Nation, but his reign does not go unquestioned. Meanwhile, a new Avatar is found in the South... and Princess Azula's idea of a prank changes everything. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,084 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] [Azula, OC] - Complete
carpet burns by sarsaparillia reviews
This is not a game of forgive and forget. — Karin/Sakura/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
On Sex by Lotos-Eater reviews
With titles like this, who needs summaries?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,878 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Dirt Empire by sarsaparillia reviews
Two men, a car crash, a dead girl, and the aftermath. Life told in snippets, because that's all they can handle. — Sasuke/Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Kiba I.
Psychedelic by refracted reviews
"Do you want me to lie or say the truth?" The tears were bottled within her eyes. "Lie," Sasuke answered. She took a while to reply—more than she should've, he thought. "Alright." Breathe in, breathe out. "I love you, Sasuke-kun."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 4,791 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
lost in stereo by xporcelain reviews
AU. She's out of control, so beautiful. — juvia x lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Juvia L., Lucy H. - Complete
higher than the empire state by andthenshesaid reviews
"Gone like mental, Karin whispers to him in homeroom, gone like schizo, gone like gone." SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Days by silverfootsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 315 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Look Alive, Sunshine by sarsaparillia reviews
Blood on the concrete. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
byakkoya station by sarsaparillia reviews
Let's get high and make out on the train. — Grimmjow/Hallibel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Grimmjow J., T. Harribel - Complete
stargazers in my mind by sarsaparillia reviews
Hate sex, maybe? — Nnoitra/Neliel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
In the Seraglio of the Second Flower by Oniko reviews
Trussed up in the back of a slaver's caravan like a prize heifer to market was not how Kakashi envisioned entering the Jewel of the Golden Cities. KakaSaku AU Contest: Harem Theme.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
the boy in the window by sarsaparillia reviews
TP. She had butterfly wings and freedom. — boy/Agitha
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Agitha - Complete
Clutter by forthright reviews
AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,491 - Reviews: 4276 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Forty Weeks by Like A Dove reviews
Katara shows up at the Fire Lord's with a bit of a...predicament. Post-series. Arguably Korra-canon compliant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,729 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
the phantasmagorical escapades of nabs & ganondork by sarsaparillia reviews
How we were before it all went wrong. — Nabooru/Ganondorf, pre-OoT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Ganondorf, Nabooru - Complete
letters from a thief by sarsaparillia reviews
Let her down easy. — Gin/Rangiku.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2011 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
bones by mrie reviews
She drags the body half a mile, and when Naruto asks, she says, "I left him in Rain Country." Sakura, Sasuke, and the bones that hold the world together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
rays by mrie reviews
Itachi and Sakura. A life lived and shared. Companion piece to 'Shades of Sunrise.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
FailBook by shewhowearsglasses reviews
CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Madhouse by Ciceronis reviews
After the war, Azula finds herself locked away in a mental asylum. There she is forced to confront her past...while matching wits with a sadistic doctor.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,040 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Azula - Complete
noblesse oblige by vis-et-decus reviews
azula and ty lee. in the Fire Nation, a bargain struck is a bargain kept; the Princess loves not wisely but too well.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,543 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 9,861 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
the ultimate fling by sarsaparillia reviews
Rangiku and a fifth of Gin, sitting in a bar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
press play by Pandastacia reviews
Because this is what happens when you go for someone's windows with binoculars. & this is why you never- or always- ask Karin for advice. Kpcebai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Karin U., Sakura H. - Complete
In My Head by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? Even if she did, Sakura was too distracted by the squirrel to care. "THAT'S THE BEAST WHO TOOK MY ROLL-UP!" SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Long Live by Pandastacia reviews
He wants to say something- like "I'll save you" or "I might love you, you know, so I don't appreciate your great 'offer'".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spirit of Sky by Soundwave 0107 reviews
When Sokka deduces an alternative ability to Energybending, Ty Lee offers to help test this new feat. But a surprise journey to the realm beyond theirs reveals so much more about herself and one other. Rated T for eventual Tyzula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Retreating Haze by Ori reviews
He would marry her, but in turn, in some sort of twisted secret compromise, something like self punishment, he would abandon his original intentions. He would not use her, he would not even touch her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sense and Sensitivity by Fiercest reviews
Fugaku, women and the propensity his so-called-friends have towards violence. FugakuMikoto, side MinatoKushina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hunter by Zelha reviews
AltRe. Just when Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she's forced to deal with a cool, infuriating Uchiha. Compelled by her skill and abrasive attitude, said Uchiha finds the medic... intriguing. Clearly, Fate was out of its bloody mind. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,577 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Talk by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ersatz by Diamond Mask reviews
C.C circled the girl, hips swaying, the shirt fluttering up to expose a hint of pink underwear. Nunnally, blind little dove, only felt the whispers of breeze that the woman left in her wake. Yuri. C.C x Nunnally, implied C.C x Marianne.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2010 - C.C., Nunnally L. - Complete
Milkshake by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
*sigh* Didn't Konan learn her lesson from the LAST time she listened to the radio? Guess not, cos the Akatsuki are back in this crack fic! Song Milkshake by Kelis Once again, Rated T for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
White Elephant Christmas by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Nineteen year old Sakura was tired of last-minute, impersonal gifts from her team. This year was gonna be different, everyone was going to put some heart into it. And they'll find out where Sakura's been hiding her heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,320 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Farewell, In Blood by coconutmandarin reviews
Before he killed his mother and father, Itachi killed his lover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
My Humps by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
Konan listens to the radio...and only disaster awaits. AKATSUKI CRACK. My Humps owned by The Black Eyed Peas RATED T FOR YOUR INNOCENT EARS. And then some...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sunshine by Lucillia reviews
Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 256 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Double The Recommended Dose by sarsaparillia reviews
She looked at the label on the bottle of painkillers in her hand. Twelve hundred milligrams; or three pills a day. She smiled bitterly, and knocked one back. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Special Mechanization by sarsaparillia reviews
Hinata is not a pacifist, she is simply... different, really. — Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Reaching for Nothing by sarsaparillia reviews
Her muscles tremble, and she takes a shaky breath; she supposes being brilliant kind of kills it. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling Up by sarsaparillia reviews
The world is fall-fall-falling apart; it is grey outside, and Tenten despairs. — Neji/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Perception of Perfection by sarsaparillia reviews
Everyone has an idea of what 'perfection' is. — KibaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 345 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Male Strippers by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Why Sasuke was angry was not beyond her. “Naruto,” Sakura said slowly, “why did you hire me a male stripper for my eighteenth birthday?” For EWHH its Kenna.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
spell by paws-bells reviews
SessKag Naraku is up to his little tricks again, and a bewildered Kagome finds herself in a strangely intimate situation with Inuyasha's older brother. The First Requirement: Virgin Blood.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
hopscotch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower… It was a chance at redemption, a first step towards something new. Iruka does not know who to feel sorry for more; his Genin-hopefuls, or Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
ink blotch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower... A deed, once committed, can never be undone. Like an ink blotch, forever, besmirched...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4699 - Favs: 7,416 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ultimatum Indefinite by snappleducated reviews
There are nearly fifty souls crammed into his body. Sometimes, the balance just tips. — LaviLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Lenalee Lee, Lavi - Complete
Forgive But Never Forget by mrie reviews
Because even though he’s back, it’s never been that simple for Team Seven. But they believe with everything they have, and sometimes, that’s enough. – Team Seven. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,915 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
In Men's Clothing by voidforrent reviews
It wasn’t that Neji didn’t find Tenten's breasts attractive; he was just trying to be respectful. /NejiTen, mild sexuality/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
hold me by smartalker reviews
Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Shadow Lands by snappleducated reviews
Sakura thought she had survival figured out until she met Naruto and Sasuke. There’s more to them than she could ever begin to guess, and suddenly, everything she’s got in a world that redefines danger. — Cyberpunk AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pinkish Green Saga by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,944 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
to the death by mrie reviews
Twenty-four rules to being a ninja and a teammate, because they’re practically one and the same anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Mixed Signals by incandescens reviews
Grimmjow's just a ray of sexual sunshine. Even if the prospective target may not appreciate it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Tonight by mrie reviews
The night he comes back and a couple more. In which Sakura cries, Naruto screams, Kakashi runs, and Sasuke sleeps. /Team Seven/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Faux Pas by MintiNeko reviews
Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Return by Runespoor reviews
In the middle of a war the usual thing is that people die. It's more unusual when they return alive after having been thought dead for three months. Hinata, after being a prisoner in Sound, does. implied NejiHina, TemaShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,387 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 345 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once Upon A Time In Las Vegas by Luchia13 reviews
[ONESHOT AU] In Konoha Casino, there's a waitress, a dealer, and a highroller. Somehow each fills the nasty gaps in the others' lives that they hadn't even noticed...all while shouting and drinking at a poker table one day. [Team7, Sakura POV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Kawarimi by asteriskjam reviews
They were long, slow nights and she was dying underneath the mask. [SasuSaku] [onesided SasuKarin] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Courtship of Kurosaki Karin, Espada Style by Bjorn reviews
What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Grimmjow J., Karin K. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Lady Silvamord reviews
Seize the day. An epic anthology and character study of Konoha's weapons mistress, Tenten. [courage. indomitable spirit. life. twisted humor. love. and all the things that make up a truly unique kunoichi.] Final part up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Subjugation by desolate butterfly reviews
[OrochimaruKakashi, drabble] Kakashi discovers just how far he would go to protect Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru - Complete
Last One Standing by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoSaku, drabble] Sakura dies, and Ino celebrates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 4,308 - Follows: 580 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 808 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Consecration by desolate butterfly reviews
[Hidan, smut] For those who have taken vows of celebacy to Jasshin, release holds a whole different meaning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Hidan - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 275 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
He Stares at the Water by AJ Rayne reviews
The Fire Lady watches her husband and learns some things she wishes she hadn't.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 4,826 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Staring Back by Lady Silvamord reviews
Their very existence was wrapped up in those allseeing white eyes, and yet it took them so long to see what was always right in front of them. Fifty themes on Neji and Hinata. [complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 162 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 493 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Take Back My Heart by Goldberry reviews
Tomorrow, when I'm gone, I'll want my heart back. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unwanted Labels by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sakura comes to terms with public opinion of herself and her relationship with her teammates. NaruSakuSasu, het and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Girls Have Needs Too by Asuka Kureru reviews
Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku OT3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Teamwork The Night by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Teamwork universe, Sasuke POV. Did you ever wonder what happened that night just before Teamwork proper starts?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Six Feet and Slipping by Goldberry reviews
Ichigo's dying and everything is wonderful. [IchigoRukia]
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/22/2004
The Mourning After by Neptune47 reviews
How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11117 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
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ironically, now reviews
Sasuke wants to be back in Konoha, she had thought. Right. And I'm a unicorn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Karin U.
blood in the moonlight
It's a great big world out there. Stop trying to fill it on your own. The Plugs Series. –Rosalina.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Rosetta/Rosalina
strong is a hidden broken heart reviews
weakness of the mind has always festered in the darkness. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Complete
through the drywall reviews
We all need our fists to feel whole sometimes. -Team Seven, SakuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
How the mighty have fallen reviews
Don't you trust me? -Sakura, Kakashi. Darkfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete