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Joined 04-14-04, id: 572128
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

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Back again?

I am back.

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Yeah, I'm back. Perhaps not as...happy as I'd like to be, but I have returned to the Fanfiction.net site and I've begun writing again...and as usual, my witticisms, sarcasm and stupidity ensues in my newest fiction.

All bow down before me!


"Recent Studies indicate that 9 out of 10 people participating in a survey agree that there will be one idiot who will disagree with the other nine in the survey." -SNL

"I have a moo cow!" - (If you don't know where that's from...to hell with you.)

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The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Harody Parody Monologues by Vindictive-Princess reviews
Just when you possibly thought no more madness could befall the HPFF community...some sadist teenage girl decided to write Harry Potter monologues based on the OOC Characters in HPFF! Bwhaha..ha.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2004
Order of the Phoenix A Different View by Sham Harga reviews
(Formerly Order of the Phoenix film sript EXCLUSIVE) PPG13 - for language. Want to know how the fifth book will be brought to life? Changed format. Small fun poked at the films. I couldn't do better, but a least I recognise Fred & George as geniuses. 11 u
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,847 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004
God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriff by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
What exactly do Sirius and Remus consider a drinking song?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Clichéd Story with no Plot reviews
And the Fanfiction.net personnel said "Let there be a story with a plot and limited clichés." And it was thus, that I wrote this story. OOC, Mary Sues, and a sarcastic author. Yay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004
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