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Joined 04-14-04, id: 572147, Profile Updated: 04-04-08
Author has written 4 stories for Grand Theft Auto, and Harry Potter.

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Thanks for taking the time to read my stories and my profile! Extra thanks for reviwers, I hold you on a pedastal.

Name is Amber I live in good old England, in Buckinghamshire, tiny village where nowt happens.

Bands-The Killers, The Kooks, Bloc Party, Editors, Snow Patrol, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Indie rock pretty much, but rap/rock/pop/ also floats by boat.

I'm seriously mental about television and watch loads or random stuff: Green Wing, Neighbours, The Simpsons, Futurama, Skins, Buffy, Angel, The O.C, Dawson's Creek, Lost, Roswell, Ugly Betty, Firefly. BONES!

Also...huge Liverpool fan!

I'm a fool for kit-kats, crackers and cheese and sushi. There the ways to bribe me

Myspace makes my head hurt

I am in love Hong Kong

I think nowadays the fics I will read all the way through have to have solid plots, impeccable grammar and if its romance not a load of gushy fluff- the story just loses it's credibility (As Joss Whedon said 'People don't like watching happy people' which is annoyinly true damnit!)

PET PEEVE!! Ok this is aimed at a select few of American writers. Right, Harry Potter and most of his chums are BRITISH therefore they do not say 'Mom' they say 'Mum'. MUM MUM MUM GODAMMIT!! Writing 'Mom' is showing a complete disregard for their character, you might as well make Ron Indian! If Harry Potter was American he would say Mom...but hes British. Get it right!!

I Ship:

Bones- Booth and Brennan (obviously)

Buffy- Buffy and Angel (Buffy and Spike= yuk)

Firefly- Inara/Mal (Stupid ass Fox...)

Dawson's Creek- Joey/Pacey (the first couple I got majorly fangirly about)

Current/Ended Projects:

The Strangest Feeling: Oliver Wood and Katie Bell fic... both sworn enemies...but Katie is developing a large crush on him...but the twist is Katies... a nun! No im Joking! Sorry I really felt like saying that...Let me start again...both sworn enemies...but Katie is developing a large crush on him, Does Oliver share the same feelings? Or is he completely oblivious or will it all turn into a great blob of banana?? Read to see...

Corruption, Rackeetering,Assualt, Sex,Heroine: GTA story about Dylan Garnier, who has just joined the ranks of C.R.A.S.H, he just wants to clear up gritty Los Santos, but he finds out about Tenpenny and his crooked ways, and escapes before he gets sucked into it, but does so without dodging Tenpenny's hitlist. COMPLETE!

Eye for an Eye: GTA...this is about various characters: the main ones being Mr Conlan Delaney, Mr Ryan Bailey and of course Mr Carl Johnson. Basically Mr Delaney has pissed just about every one off in the state- his incompetence has led to his brother being kidnapped and a hostage situation to rise in one of his many enterprises oh...and not to mention his Dad has just killed himself. It's basically a action/adventure not- to- serious fic. Go...read! review!

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Tenchu: The Flames of Fudo by Agent Ada Kennedy reviews
Fate leads two ninja, Rikimaru and Ayame, to discover and root out the darkest evils brewing in Japan...and the evils residing in themselves. Among other things, MeiOh's back with more vengeance than ever.
Tenchu - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,729 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Ayame, Rikimaru
The Woman in the Riverbed by dutchrub reviews
There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble. Temperance Brennan is about to cross it. Pre Soldier on the Grave. COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,804 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/29/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
An Unexpected Lesson by Lady Angharad reviews
Professors Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape unwittingly give Hermione a lesson about love. FULL VERSION
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Of Floobers and Books by Elyang reviews
Minerva is stuck 'babysitting' Sirius. She wishes that he would act his age, but is that REALLY what she wants? Set during OotP. SBMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Sirius B., Minerva M.
Harry Potter and the Boner That Wouldn't Go Down by ShhItsASecret reviews
Harry Potter is a naughty boy... a very naughty boy indeed. Mostly Harry/McGonagall, but lots of Harry/tons of other female characters as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Harry P., Minerva M.
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Eye for an Eye reviews
Conlan Delaney has pissed off almost everyone in the state with various mob syndicates screaming for his blood. His incompetence eventually leads to his wasted brother, two mechanics & Carl Johnson thrown into his mess. A tale of violence cars & revenge
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
I Guess This Is Growing Up reviews
It's The Marauder's first night back of their seventh year. Sirius is expecting another batch of crazy practical jokes and the general sweetalking of the female population, but is horrified to discover his partner's in crime new found maturity. [One Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Strangest Feeling reviews
Oliver Wood...two words I associate with ‘Blockhead’ and ‘Imbecile’
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Corruption Racketeering Assualt Sex Heroin reviews
Dylan Garnier has joined the ranks of CRASH only to find that the name of the game is drugs he has to get out quick,expose Tenpenny and try not to be killed in the process... complete
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete