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Author has written 57 stories for Harry Potter, Great Mouse Detective, Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kung Fu Panda, Watchmen, Justice League, Discworld, White Collar, Hogan's Heroes, Kaamelott, Ninja Turtles, Misc. Books, and Zorro.

Je suis (toujours) Charlie

Wednesday 14th June, 2017

Current avatar: A sketchy doodle of mine I coloured - Caporal Louis LeBeau, (one of?) my favourite character(s) from Hogan's Heroes. He's plucky, proud, stubborn, he's a great chef and he's got a big heart - and he's French ;o)

(Pour ceux qui se sont décarcassés à écrire des reviews pour les Chroniques des Maraudeurs, merci énormément. Je n'ai pas abandonné l'écriture de cette histoire (malgé les apparences) mais elle est en hiatus jusqu'à ce que l'inspiration me revienne.

So, in English: thanks for those who've left reviews or asked whether I'd abandonned HOPFFY. It is on hiatus, but I haven't given up hope to finish it someday. Bonne lecture/Good reading everyone :o)

And because this profile needs a proper "bio": I'm Belphegor, I'm French, I'm 30, and I have a life in the RW that keeps me very busy and very happy most of the time. Which means I write slowly. But I love to read, as long as it's fun, thrilling, full of adventure (and a little bit of romance at times doesn't hurt) but especially well-written and -characterised. So maybe you've found my name in a review of one of your stories. That means I really, really liked it.

I have a page on DeviantArt (the-french-belphegor) where I post most of my drawings. If you have five minutes to kill you can go have a look :o) I'm also on Tumblr (a lot) under the name Belphegor1982, with my art blog at the-french-belphegor at tumblr dot com. I post art there a lot more than on DeviantArt these days.

J'ai une page sur FictionPress, sous le même nom de plume - il y a deux petits trucs dessus pour l'instant, un poème et un début (?) d'histoire. Jetez-y un coup d'œil! :o]

Those are mine, though - I mean, I don't own the canon characters and... bet you can figure out the rest. (I still don't know whether I'll put up the rest of the stories, as this profile is starting to get a little long...)


L'après-coup: comme il se passe un bon bout de temps entre la fin du Livre V et le dernier épisode du Livre VI, je me suis demandé comment tout le monde avait géré l'après (d'où le titre). L'image de Karadoc, Perceval et Léodagan (comme Arthur, Karadoc et Léodagan dans "Always") s'est installée, et pas moyen de faire autrement que de continuer à écrire.

Hogan's Heroes

The Battle of Barracks Two: I'm delighted that Watkins turned out so popular (not that the bullying bastard deserves it). One of these days I'll try to make him return to Stalag XIII...

Mademoiselle Marlene: proof that I never seem to be able to not include food in my HH stories, particularly where LeBeau is concerned. As long as you (and he) don't mind, though, I guess it's all right.

The Mystery of the Exploding Bridges: Hochstetter running around trying to figure out the absurdity that is the bombing of the bridges in Into the Woods combined with the actual results of Hogan's schemes seemed too good to pass. Plus Hochstetter is one fun guy to mentally torture :o)

Woman, Wife, Mother, Friend: finally got around to imagine Tony', Tom', Bobby', Pauline' and the others' mums. So far, the Mary Sue pitfall seems to have been avoided.

If: quite possibly the darkest, bleakest thing I've written so far. Entirely devoid of humour and happy ending; thankfully AU. At least writing this snapshot confirmed what I previously thought: character death is not something I could ever consider writing lightly.

Agony of the Leaves: a snapshot that grew. The friendship between Newkirk and LeBeau is one of my very favourite things about HH; they complement each other so well that looking at it through the coffee and tea aspect seemed like a good idea.

L'éléphant de Carter/Carter's Elephant: ma première histoire écrite en français depuis dix ans! Elle se situe quelques jours après l'arrivée de Carter au Stalag 13, et on peut la relier au "chapitre" (pas vraiment un chapitre, plutôt une mini-nouvelle) 5 de Stalag By Starlight, "Misfits". My first story written in French in ten years, set a few days after Carter arrives at Stalag 13.

Merlu Pané et Pommes de Terre Frites: originally a birthday present fic for a fellow HH author, dedicated to Richard Dawson after I heard about his passing on the day I finished it. Because fish and chips and a smile seemed a nice tribute.

Of the Benefits of Being Overlooked: my entry to the 2012 Short-Story Speed-Writing Contest over at the Stalag XIIIC forum. Funny how a character can be born from just one sentence (in this case, the opening line of Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man) and gradually develop as you pull the thread of characterisation and development.

An Unfortunate Victim of Circumstances: misunderstandings and conversations without enough context information are fun to play for both drama and for laughs. This (my 31st story - can't believe how much Hogan's Heroes made my story count go up this quick!) is (hopefully) a decent example.

Into the Woods: took my "inspiration" for this one from a catchphrase of a 1970s French WW2 comedy (set during the 1940 Debacle) called Mais où est donc passée la Septième Compagnie? (Where has the 7th Company got to?, more commonly called La Septième Compagnie) - namely, "If I knew the bloody idiot who blew up the bridge". Mixed with (what should have been) a simple enough mission and a healthy dose of Murphy's Law, and you get the very first "real" chaptered story (if I don't count Soul Food, which was a collection of interrelated one-shots) I ever finished. Still can't believe it.

Stalag by Starlight: a collection of snippets, drabbles and vignettes, mostly experiments in characters exploration and the odd all-dialogue ficlet.

Bobby, Robert, Pauline & Co: an experiment that turned out all right. It began as a self-imposed challenge (to see if I could come up with kids for our Heroes) and I ended up with these nine kids, whom I've grown rather fond of. I'll try to use them again in another story, because they're fun to write around - but then, I'll have to think up the mums, too, and for now I'm not sure I'm talented enough to avoid the Mary Sue pitfall. We'll see...

Soul Food: somehow this fandom not only got me writing again after more than a year of not completing one single chapter or one-shot, but I owe it my first ever finished chaptered story; even if I didn't already love it to pieces I would be very, very grateful. Watching the series I got the impression that LeBeau was very much a miracle worker in terms of guerilla cooking (so to speak) and I wanted to delve into some of the possible dishes the guys of Barracks 2 could have shared. It gave me the opportunity to try and see things through Schultz's PoV (who naturally hears and sees NOTHING), but mostly to play with endearing and interesting characters from a comedy with great potential for drama. Incidentally, I love pub grub.

White Collar

Twenty-Five Moments: a half-successful attempt at getting back to writing. I took one of those prompt word tables, picked words at random and let my mind wander. Originally it was going to be 50 moments, but my muse crashed again right after that - shame, I'd have liked playing with these great characters a bit more.


Wake: this fic has a weird history. I wrote three quarters of it more than one year ago, and put it on hold because the itch to write had shifted to other fandoms - as it happens sometimes. After my grandfather's death late in June, I re-read it, and suddenly had the urge to finish it. It's about death (not DEATH, though), it's about loved ones going away when we don't expect it at all, and it's about life going on whether we want it or not. I killed one of my very favourite characters for this story, and it's not something I see happening again soon. Crivens, but it's hard.

Justice League

Blood Brothers: an older story I had written as a twin prompt challenge with a fellow Rogues fan (and great author) on LJ. I wanted to explore the impact of Alive! and Destroyer (the former in particular, because so many villains die during this episode) on a team that had more or less split by that point, and locking up two guys in an out-of-order freezer with slowly decreasing oxygen seemed the best way for it.

Everybody Comes To Harry's: quite simply, I wanted to do something more with the pub the Rogues hang in in Flash and Substance and that I'd used in Villains. Each chapter of Harry's can be read as a one-shot, from one particular Rogue's point of view, and the timeline is about ten or twelve years - from the beginning of the Flash's career (and his villains') to the episode Destroyer. Oh, and each chapter has a reference to Casablanca, because Rick's "Café Américain" is perhaps the coolest bar ever, and the title of the play the film comes from is called Everybody Comes To Rick's. Yeah.

Wife: funny how the simplest ideas sometimes turn out exactly as planned. In Flash and Substance, Captain Cold mentions two things his comics counterpart doesn't have: a wife and an ulcer. I just wondered what kind of woman would marry (and stay married to) a villain; it turned out to be Janet Snart, whom I've grown rather fond of, considering.

Villains: the idea for this one-shot just popped into my head after I watched the JLU episode Flash and Substance; the whole episode was great, but I must admit I particularly loved the idea of the Central City Rogues (Gallery) actually being a team, helping each other out and looking out for each other; that, and their hanging out in the same pub - they're creatures of habits :o) I just combined the feeling of excitement, dread and/or elation that you feel while watching a (generally rugby) game in your local with your mates with the sheer awesomeness of the Divided We Fall episode, and there you go.

Snapshot Collection: another try at a new fandom (got two other stories in progress, but this one's actually seen the light of day). It's a series of short stories - length varying from drabbles to ficlets - starring the Justice League characters. For the moment, most of them are set in the first series timeline, but there's a few set after the Thanagarian invasion. Most have Flash in them, because he always seems to sneak in somehow and do something really stupid/endearing...


Foreigners: The character of Sarah Hollis popped into my head one day, and Dan's head is so full of ghosts anyway that it was relatively easy to write the rest; I don't think I'll write more about his family, but the idea that Sarah would be dimly aware that the hat's former owner's "ghost" would haunt her dad and her deciding to share is a good way to end/begin a fic. Ah well.

The Man That Got Away: man, this was a tricky one. Having re-read the book after seeing the film, and after a little browsing over the fictions, I noticed that, while a certain number of fics featuring Nite Owl II and Rorschach as partners before the Keene Act had Rorschach getting injured and Dan taking care of him, the opposite was kind of rare - haven't seen one so far. And since stuff had been popping into my head recently about those two, all it took was a plot bunny to nibble at my ankles and voilà. It's a partner story, first and foremost, that delves into one of the most unique partnerships I've read/seen. It's also a bit of a character study. And I tried my hand at parallels. And the Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holiday songs helped a lot, just by being incredible.

Kung Fu Panda

Weak Spot: a one-shot that delves into Po's main weakness, which is lack of self-confidence, as he discovers a weak spot he didn't know he had. Plus, Tigress not being your average gal when it comes to trust and actually treating someone as a friend, I just had to dig into that.

Pirates of the Caribbean

Sensations: the sequel to First Time for Everything, that I actually started to write before Alive. Because I wanted to explore/explain why Pintel and Ragetti are on a dinghy off the coast of the Pelegosto right before DMC, with the Prison Dog and a Bible. And hint at future DMC/AWE (darker) happenings. Tortuga seemed a good place for that, and I got to bring my favourite Tortuga prostitute back.

Alive: a 400-word drabble to answer a challenge at the Broken Compass. I usually don't do challenges (too difficult for me to come up with an idea on the spot :D) but this one inspired me a little glimpse at a dehydrated and possibly sunstroke Ragetti before we find him and Pintel off the Pelegosto coast. Takes place just before Sensations.

Mind the Brat: inspired by a conversation over on the Broken Compass forum about the "Jack Sparrow has a daughter" fics out there. I figured, well, what if he had? And what if this "daughter" is a smelly, ugly, screaming bundle of rags that nobody really wants anything to do with?

First Time for Everything: my first PotC story, set ten years before Curse of the Black Pearl, where Pintel finally has enough of Ragetti's shyness around girls and gets him a treat - a moment with one of the most-sought after prostitutes in Tortuga.

Do you know A Magnificent Garden Party? Well, I'm a part of it! I wrote Chapter 4 of Mothers of the Caribbean, "Capitaine Chevalle's mum", a.k.a. La Marseillaise. Check it out and tell us what you think :o)

The Mummy

Fairy Tales and Hokum: my Big Epic Mummy Project - a story about stories and hearsay, espionage, the means and the end, and friendship.

A Break From Normality: little angsty one-shot, my first try at one, essentially to give words to a very strong mental image.

Harry Potter (all written before OotP!):

Miroir Aux Alouettes: a very short, very old snippet - my first, actually. Pre-PoA, Remus Lupin reflects on the sometimes treacherous nature of friendship.

Did You Say "Kids"?: a short piece of dialogue, theatre-style, where James, Sirius, Remus and Lily discuss/quarrel over children names - where Lily is a little bit of a prat, Remus is a gentleman, and James and Sirius are, well... boys.

Hogwarts' Original Pranskters' Fantastic First Year: a long title for a long story,on hiatus. The first year is probably the most important in a Hogwarts student's life... How will James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew and Lily Evans' turn out to be? First-year nerves, dangerous pranks, Hagrid's big drooling yellowish dog... Add in mysterious black and white gem and you've got the perfect ingredients for an interesting first year. Oh, and there's a vampire, too.

The All Allows Inn: no, it's not a typo. A Hallowe'en fic I wrote for the Hallowe'en Challenge up at the Sugar Quill. The Fat Lady deplores the fact that no kid nowadays keep up with the Hallowe'en spirit, so she asks Nearly-Headless Nick totell MWPP and Lily a story. A ghost story, of course... :o)

Something: a challenge I gave myself - a short piece that'd be pure romance. "Something" is one of my favourite love songs in the world, I tried to write the snippet with it in my mind. Pure L/J fluff. At what point in a relationship do you know you're in love?

Et en français:

Les Chroniques des Maraudeurs: Première Année: un titre que je changerai sans doute un jour. La première année est peut-être la plus importante dans la vie d'un élève à Poudlard... Comment va être celle de James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrow, et Lily Evans? Le trac de première année, des blagues qui tournent mal, l'énorme chien jaune baveux de Hagrid... ajoutez une mystérieuse agate noire et blanche, faites-la disparaître, et vous avez tous les ingrédients pour une première année intéressante. Oh, et puis il y a le vampire.

Two of a Kind: une première - la première fois que j'écris une histoire où il y a Harry, Ron, et Hermione. C'est le dernier voyage à bord du Poudlard Express, et Harry voit deux gosses entrer dans son compartiment... Réels, pas réels? (écrit avant la parution de L'Ordre du Phénix.)

Basil, Détective Privé/Great Mouse Detective

Le Jeu du Chat et de la Souris: au départ, je voulais faire de cette histoire une vraie enquête, avec un côté limite épique vers la fin - mais là je bloque depuis plusieurs années. J'y reviendrai, un de ces jours :) Donc, pendant qu'une habile cambrioleuse échappe constamment à Scotland Yard, Basil et Dawson sont invités dans le Devon pour enquêter sur la disparition d'un... chat de compagnie.

En attendant, vous pouvez toujours revenir lire ce que vous avez manqué la première fois, cette page est là pour ça. Et merci à tous ceux qui ont laissé un petit mot - ça m'a fait énormément plaisir, sachez-le.Vraiment.

Peace, love, and bananas,

Belphegor :o)

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A Study in Chaos by The Island Hopper reviews
When a new case brings Lucky back to Toontown, there's only one cop who can help him - his former partner. Of course, that's if Lucky doesn't kill him first. Lucky/Bonkers friendship. Complete.
Bonkers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Hello from Sunny Hamunaptra! by Nacey reviews
Evelyn entertains her old school chum Constance Adams in Hamunaptra with the company of Jonathan, Ardeth and little Alex. All hell breaks loose when Evelyn encounters the lost city of Amarna and things don't go quite to plan...
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,007 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Ardeth B. - Complete
La ficelle et le marteau by Arakasi reviews
Où l'on revient sur les premiers pas du projet "Code Quantum" et la rencontre du docteur Samuel Beckett et du major Albert Calavicci. Washington – Décembre 1980.
Quantum Leap - Rated: K - French - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
Kindred Horizons by Rainsaber reviews
Somewhere between The Misty Mountains and Mirkwood, Bilbo learns that hobbits and dwarves aren't as far apart in homely matters as he originally thought. Bilbo/Thorin friendship.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Blaidd Gwyn by Rieval reviews
Des loups menacent les habitants d'un paisible petit village gallois. Quel noble et fier chevalier viendra à leur secours ? GEN. Livre 3.
Kaamelott - Rated: K - French - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,803 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
The Mad Hatter of Stalag 13 by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit reviews
Why? Because it made Lebeau happy, the Red Cross sure didn't send it, and what did Klink need with such a nice set of sheets anyways? Where did you think it came from?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Perfect Pitch by dust on the wind reviews
The life of an old friend and the safety of the whole operation are at risk...unless Hogan's men can sing their way out of it...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,333 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
The Return of the Baker Street Fanfiction Academy by Lux Piper reviews
Continued from Juliet Norrington's original. BSFA, the school for Sherlockian fanfiction writers, has been reawakened after the Great War. What now?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
The Baker Street Fanfiction Academy by Juliet Norrington reviews
[DISCONTINUED] BSFA, the school for Sherlockian fanfiction writers, has finally arrived. The MiniHounds of the Baskervilles and Irragulars keep order, while slashers and lusters are given their just deserts. A Miss Cam authorized OFU.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Complete
Contractions and Split Infinitives by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel is intimidated when she is finally given the opportunity to meet other princesses. Mostly humor, but there's some mild romance.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 113 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Nude On The Moon by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Her boyfriend is an alien. This may or may not be a big problem. Mature subjects, nothing too explicit. Spoilers, ahoy!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Words by greiverwings reviews
Complete: "Wisdom is not in words; Wisdom is meaning within words" -Kahlil Gibran; A self-imposed challenge revolving around words; Chapter 15: "In which Rorschach says goodbye."
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,800 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Green Arrow on: Befriending the Mentally Unstable by Pisces reviews
Oliver Queen unwittingly takes the first steps to befriending the Question. Here's hoping his sanity can survive the trip.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Oliver Q./Green Arrow
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 283 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 352 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Couple of Desperate Cases by Katie Duggan's Niece reviews
A2A one-shot, set after series 3, episode 8. One night in the Railway Arms, where memories still haunt a punter or two, and so does music, only this time it's not Ray Carling's patented version of "Danny Boy." Complete.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - A. Drake - Complete
The Man Who Shot Anton Havel by Sierra Sutherwinds reviews
FOR THE CHALLENGE OF WRITING A STORY BASED ON THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE. With Newkirk seriously wounded and a prisoner in custody, Carter's first mission in command seems doomed from the start. Will he have what it takes to ride the savage land.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,574 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Ave Morti, Morituri te salutant ! by Srithanio reviews
Série de One-shots sur les malheurs d'un psychopompe. Honnêtement, vous croyez que c'est simple de s'occuper des âmes des habitants du Disque-Monde, vous?
Discworld - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009
Running Up Eight & Eighty by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
One man faces the wrath of his superiors. Three soldiers walk into a bar. Before they were the A-Team, before eight years and eighty missions, before they were friends, they were strangers whose paths had crossed. Set in the aftermath of Mexico...
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Perennial by xcgirl08 reviews
She decides, early on, that she'll not be daunted by something so minor as a few silent death threats from him: Ivy Pepper, Viktor Vasko, and the history between them.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,700 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ivy P., Viktor V. - Complete
That One Time, With That Thing by LithiumDoll reviews
Pre-series, /those/ bonds: Neal's accidentally working for the mob, Kate is probably considering a new client list, Mozzie's waiting for The Man and The Man is a little more amused than it should be -- NOW COMPLETE
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,189 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
On a Scale of 1 to 10 by gypsy season reviews
Sometimes they talk. Sometimes they are quiet. Sometimes, only one is quiet. Edward listens to Spike and Faye.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Spike S., Faye V. - Complete
Adventures in the Fine Art of Explaining Miracles by 96 Hubbles reviews
While waiting for the others to come back from a mission, Carter tells Kinch a story. Challenge fic.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - A. Carter, J. Kinchloe - Complete
The First Secret by robot iconography reviews
The first secret: the dinosaurs really do talk."
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - River, Wash - Complete
An Outsider Looking Back by Kimmeth reviews
I hereby present the sequel to 'An Outsider Looking In'. Many years on and the Watchmen still need a little outside help, but who are those masked heroes...? COMPLETE
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Lessons by ggo85 reviews
McCoy is now the CMO and faces new challenges in dealing with the crew's medical and personal issues.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,161 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Each Other's Back by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
There's a missing code, and a missing mathematician, and a missing agent. Can the NCIS and FBI find them before it's too late? Story complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,180 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Mothers of the Caribbean by A Magnificent Garden Party reviews
We're having a magnificent garden party and you're invited! This is a Broken Compass forum project, consisting of one-shots, each by a different author about a different character, all inspired by the mothers of our beloved pirate rogues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Resurrecting the Red by Lady Jaye1 reviews
50 yrs in the future. Wally's grandson takes up the mantle of the Flash.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,635 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
An Outsider Looking In by Kimmeth reviews
They are superheroes, but they are not superhuman. Sometimes the Watchmen need help from the outside. Rating changed for swearing and violence although not hideously graphic. COMPLETE.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Romancing the Black Pearl by Nytd reviews
Response to the prompt 'nautical terms as innuendo'. Barbossa needs a little help in planning a romantic evening for a certain lady doctor. Pirates of May universe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Hector B. - Complete
The Mummy: Curse of the Seven Scorpions by Jac Danvers reviews
Libby O'Connell hasn't heard from her brother in years. The word mummy meant nothing to her. But when a tiny gold scorpion is revealed to have much greater value, she is thrust back into her family's life, and the life of a man she once hated. Jon/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,735 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Season's Greetings by Tina Marina reviews
Young William Turner III and his mother Elizabeth Turner share the Christmas spirit--and tales of their closest pirate friends! Inspired by the Broken Compass' ongoing drabble challenge. Prompt: "Naughty or Nice."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
From Respect to Friendship by Mists reviews
Sequel to Respect is Earned. This will be a series of short stories that take place in or around the events of JLU. Epilogue: ...The More Things Stay the Same. NOW UP! Complete!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,637 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Jolt by YourEvilNemisisBwahaha reviews
Magical flares? Serial killers? Ankh-Morpork needs a hero! Unfortunately, all it's got is a certain Wizzard and a mysterious young lady with a taste for trouble... Longer then it looks-I hate chapters!
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
La maladie du bon roi Arthur by Berylia-Crystalia reviews
Où Perceval et Caradoc font voeux de soigner le bon roi Arthur. De quels meilleurs médecins pouvait rêver un bon roi fatigué.
Kaamelott - Rated: K - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
There is Always the Sun After a Storm by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Po knows things have changed since the defeat of Tai Lung, but he and Tigress...there is still a big gap between the two and he doesn't know what to do. However after he gets a serious injury do to her carelessness, the gap may finally close.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Coppers Are Coppers by allofmyheart reviews
A little oneshot crossover for anyone else who has noticed some similarities between members of our favourite CID and Ankh-Morpork’s finest. My two favourite policemen have a chat…
Crossover - Discworld & Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Return of the Potteroops by Merlin Fisher reviews
The famed Potteroops are BACK! And better than ever. More fluff than the offspring of a dustbunny and a candyfloss! More crack than a box of Colombian powdered sugar! Now make sure to review, otherwise you don't get more... Enjoy. Updates are coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Maudit triangle by Nelja reviews
[De cape et de crocs] Le capitaine Boone est un terrifiant pirate et un excellent meneur d'hommes, mais tout le monde a eu des premières tentatives désastreuses... Humour sur les pirates, pré série.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Death and King's Cross by sciathan file reviews
[DH Spoilers, One shot] Who was to know Death had etiquette enough to be personalized? Ensemble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
During a journey in the dark by Thundera Tiger reviews
Join our favorite Fellowship heroes as they continue the journey of missing scenes and missing thoughts in Moria. Sequel to the story While the Ring went south... Chapter 6: The Fellowship jumps holes, casts stones, and herds cats.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,105 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/16/2003
An Analysis of a Mother's Love by Wateronthebrain reviews
I decided I'd define Mrs. Molly Weasley's words to Bellatrix. C'mon, you know what I'm talking about...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Molly W. - Complete
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
It's the Thought that Counts by Gladrial10 reviews
The Joker is a hard man to shop for but this year Harley's determined to get him the best present ever. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/18/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Respect is Earned by Mists reviews
Respect is never given, it is earned. This is the story of how Wally earns Bruce's respect. A Flash and Batman friendship Fan Fiction. Complete!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,955 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Sacrifice by Foxieglove reviews
The Fountain of Youth has been discovered, but at what cost? Even Jack Sparrow is shocked at the depths a man will go to obtain immortality.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ragetti - Complete
10 Commandments by bookgodess15 reviews
The ten commandments... House style. Need I say more?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
In The Box by Dyce reviews
Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Otorni Luner The Blues Brothers in Númenor by Gildir reviews
What if the Blues Brothers had lived in Númenor? A crossover poem. Rated T for tragedy, character death.
Crossover - Blues Brothers & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Hogswatch Eve by Wally In Aeternum reviews
In which Rincewind gives some valuable shopping advice to his nemesis and Death does a runner.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Teenage Kicks by Solstice Muse reviews
The story of the night Bill Weasley was left in charge at the Burrow and everything that can possibly go wrong for a 13 year old wizard babysitting six siblings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Bill W., Ron W. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 323 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
New Year's Eve by Thundera Tiger reviews
On the eve of the New Year, Aragorn is forced to play host to a group of individuals who seem to believe that the holiday should be celebrated with an elvish flair. Chapter 11: Setbacks abound, but Elfhelm makes an entrance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,081 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/1/2003
Land of Light and Shadows by Thundera Tiger reviews
Eomer, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli journey south into Harad. Politics, abductions, assassinations, as usual. Chapter 38: The race to Haradhur begins! But not without a few false starts...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,691 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Aragorn, Eomer, Gimli, Legolas
Fear No Darkness by Thundera Tiger reviews
The remaining members of the Fellowship are having a reunion, but their friends and allies aren't the only ones to show up. Chapter 30: Rescues, death, and industrial pollution. Possibly overcrowding, too...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 229,840 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 2/20/2002
Fifty Lashes by KimberlyTheOwl reviews
Short missing scene from "Mauritius Command". Book-verse. Bonden's been flogged, and Jack is outraged.
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2004
No Living Man by Elana reviews
In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
The Last Temptation of Alfred by David Hines reviews
At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/12/2004
The Longest Afternoon by mosylu reviews
When Ginny is taken to the Chamber of Secrets, her brothers learn just how a broken heart feels.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
A Perfect World by Olive Hue reviews
Sarcastic country girl meets brilliant southern charmer in an adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes canon set in present-day San Francisco. Update: Complete
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,409 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete
Hereafter by Marxbros reviews
After TMR. Imhotep has raised Ancksunamun and conquered the earth. Rick, Evy, Ardeth, Jonathan, and some new characters must find each other to defeat Imhotep once more. Status: Complete.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 134,796 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 12/14/2001 - Evelyn C., Jonathan C. - Complete
After the End by Sugar Quill reviews
A post-Hogwarts story by Zsenya and Arabella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 632,204 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/12/2001
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Mirkwood Solstice by Thundera Tiger reviews
It's time for the Winter Solstice, and a few of Mirkwood's inhabitants are more than ready to celebrate. Unfortunately, elves are not among them. Featuring Mirkwood's royal family and some familiar faces out of Dol Guldur.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,188 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Legolas, Thranduil, Nazgul - Complete
Circumstantial Evidence by robot iconography reviews
FINISHED! "She could be damnably silly at times; she dressed like a spinster and carried herself like bloody royalty; but she was my baby sister, the only one I'd ever have. I'd been through hell to get her back, and now I was going to lose her anyway."
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Jonathan C., Evelyn C.
Russian Roulette by Soz reviews
Seedy gun-toting, cheap-perfume wearing Sirius/Narcissa/Lucius triangle stretching from the illegal disco dance clubs of Communist-controlled Moscow to the Soviet prison camps of Western Siberia. Find who made & broke Sirius Black before Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 103,995 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2002 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Lucius M., Sirius B.
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
The Unknown Witness by athena-arena reviews
What if, when Sirius was framed for murder, there was a witness who'd seen the truth? A muggle who held the key to Sirius' freedom? Well now it's time for her to speak out. She is the unknown witness, and it's not just Harry and co. who are tracking her d
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,920 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2001 - Published: 11/19/2000 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Night of the Orphans by Lady MarchHare reviews
The Wild Wild West has gotten a little stranger. Artemus Gordon sees a child no one else can see. And James West has to prove his friend isn't losing his mind. BASED ON THE TV SERIES CHARACTERS NOT THE MOVIE.
Wild Wild West - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2001
It's A Wonderful Life, Harry Potter by George Weasley's Girlfriend reviews
On Halloween of his fifth year, Harry Potter lives an awful day and wishes he'd never been born. An angel named Clarence gives Harry the chance to see what the world would be like without the boy who lived. Warning: character deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,177 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2001
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Greatly Exaggerated reviews
Mavis Newkirk receives a telegram announcing the probable death of "Lieutenant Peter Edmund Joseph Newkirk". Knowing her brother is 1) not an officer, 2) in possession of exactly one first name, and 3) nowhere near North Africa, she decides to set the War Office straight. Written for the 2018 Short Story Speedwriting Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23 - Complete
Reading the Colours reviews
Michelangelo was the first to learn to walk, but the last to learn to read. 2012 turtle tots.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Michelangelo, Raphael, Splinter - Complete
Giuseppe detto Peppino reviews
[Based on Giovannino Guareschi's "Don Camillo" stories and films.] Giuseppe Bottazzi wasn't always called Peppone; in fact, when was little, he really was little, and everybody called him Peppino. But names can change along with people, even when people don't change that much.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Complete
After-effects reviews
"When I was, what, seven or eight, Leo took me on this super-secret-don't-tell-anyone-triple-ninja's-promise trip to the surface." Mikey recalls a nice memory, the chickens still need names, and things are messed up beyond all recognition. 2012 turtles, set between "The Invasion" and "Within the Woods".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Culture Shock reviews
It's never easy to find that the rules of your universe don't have to apply to another. During "Turtles Forever", '03 Don and '87 Leonardo have a little conversation about scars, enemies, and past and impending battles.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Complete
The King's Speech reviews
It doesn't matter if Newkirk misses it. It's not that important... But then again, maybe it is.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2014 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter - Complete
The Violins of Autumn reviews
It's June 5th 1944, and the world is holding its breath.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Tiger - Complete
Loopy reviews
What do you do when the worst hour of your life starts all over again? And again? And again? Written for the 2014 Short-Story Speed-Writing Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/27/2014 - A. Carter - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan reviews
"interesting" [ˈɪntrəstɪŋ]: adj. 1. Capable of holding one's attention. 2. Evoking a feeling of interest. 3. Oh God, we're all going to die.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau, A. Carter - Complete
Fractured, but Unbroken reviews
They keep trying to escape no matter the outcome, because it's better than the alternative.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau, H. Schultz - Complete
Under the Night Sky reviews
Sprites and legendary creatures hold council to decide whether they should take sides in the humans' war; meanwhile, Carter and Newkirk are on a mission, unaware that they are closely watched. Written for the 2013 Short Story Speed Writing Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2013 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Battle of Barracks Two reviews
Or how a simple feud between two barrack-mates turned into all-out war. Revenge is a tricky thing. Written for the 2013 Short Story Speed Writing Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - P. Newkirk - Complete
For a Handful of Words reviews
...You get a handful of sentences. Thirty short "Hogan's Heroes" snippets, based on thirty words taken at random.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
L'après-coup reviews
Sur le moment, ça avait été un bordel monstre. Et puis ça s'était calmé, tout le monde s'était retrouvé seul avec ses questions sans réponse et ses idées noires, du coup Karadoc était descendu à la cuisine histoire de casser la croûte... Seulement, la tartine passait pas. Karadoc, Perceval et Léodagan, juste après le final du Livre V. Pas de slash.
Kaamelott - Rated: K+ - French - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Complete
Insidious reviews
Just because someone is rumoured to have sticky fingers and cheats at poker more than it's healthy doesn't mean they're not likeable. Far from it.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2013 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
For Auld Lang Syne reviews
In a tavern somewhere in the universe (or not), two kind-hearted sergeants discuss friends, enemies, and why it was hard to decide who was which.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Zorro - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2013 - H. Schultz - Complete
The Wrath of the Queen of Pikes reviews
Written for the Black Pearl forum "Piece of Eight" challenge. Why does the Pirate Lord of the Mediterranean Sea carry a simple queen of spades playing card? Well, because there's a story behind it, written in seawater, paints, and blood.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Capitaine Chevalle - Complete
Stalag by Starlight reviews
A series of "Hogan's Heroes" snippets and snapshots. 6. Nobody in the barracks ever stops to contemplate the "might-have-beens" or the "almosts", or at least they try not to, because a guy can lose a lot of sleep over stuff like that.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012
Mademoiselle Marlene reviews
When strudel alone doesn't work as a distraction, a story just might, if you make it a good one...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - L. LeBeau - Complete
The Mystery of the Exploding Bridges reviews
An epilogue of sorts to "Into the Woods". Major Hochstetter attempts to interrogate Newkirk, Carter and LeBeau to shed some light on the cooler - and the bridges in the area - being blown up. In hindsight, he should have known better.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hochstetter - Complete
Snapshot Collection reviews
A series of short stories, set in DCAU. Canon pairings if any, no slash. 28: Copperhead had his answer - the Central City Rogues were not interested in joining Lex Luthor's vendetta against the Justice League. But he had a nagging question...
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,519 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009
Woman, Wife, Mother, Friend reviews
A companion piece to "Bobby, Robert, Pauline and co.", this time with the focus on the mums. Short portraits of the women our Heroes might have married after the war.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Complete
If reviews
A call from Red Riding Hood comes in the stunned hush that follows tragedy. An AU take on the opening of "That's No Lady, That's My Spy". Word of warning: short, and as brutal and ugly as unexpected death can be.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Carter's Elephant reviews
A translation of my French story. Sometimes, it takes years to develop a friendship; and sometimes, it only takes a conversation in the middle of the night.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter, L. LeBeau - Complete
Agony of the Leaves reviews
Why is it always LeBeau who makes coffee, and Newkirk who makes tea? Because the other way around was tried, tested, and rejected with great enthusiasm on everybody's part.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
L'éléphant de Carter reviews
Parfois, il faut des années pour faire mûrir une amitié; et parfois, il suffit d'une simple conversation au milieu de la nuit.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - French - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter, L. LeBeau - Complete
Merlu Pané et Pommes de Terre Frites reviews
The best part about fish and chips isn't the fish and chips; it's who you share it with. Post-war ficlet, in memory of Richard Dawson.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Of the Benefits of Being Overlooked reviews
Being invisible is something many people occasionally wish for. It's my experience, however, it's mostly overrated. Written for the 4th Hogan's Heroes Short-Story Speed-Writing Contest.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Into the Woods reviews
Granted, the mission – picking up a few downed flyers – wasn't exactly supposed to be a nice stroll through the German countryside in the first place, but Newkirk, LeBeau and Carter could have done without the exploding bridges...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,186 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
An Unfortunate Victim of Circumstances reviews
Newkirk shot her, LeBeau is angry and possibly upset, Carter is kinda sad, Kinch is dumbfounded, and Hogan demands to know who "she" is.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
Bobby, Robert, Pauline & Co reviews
Let's assume that our Heroes had children after the war. What would the kids be like? This is one possible version.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Complete
Soul Food reviews
Five one-shots, five different recipes. 5. January 1945: How Schultz Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Prisoners Make Chicken Soup.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - H. Schultz, L. LeBeau - Complete
I've Had My Moments reviews
A series of 25 one-word-based vignettes; mostly Peter and Neal, with cameos from Elizabeth, Mozzie and June. No slash.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Peter B., Neal C.
Blood Brothers reviews
They were not going to die, Captain Cold decided, no matter how likely it seemed; except possibly from embarrassment when the others found out Heatwave and he had gotten locked in an out-of-work walk-in freezer. DCAU Rogues, post Destroyer, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Everybody Comes To Harry's reviews
[A series of one-shots with the Rogues' bar at the centre.] The Trickster is sitting on the top of a building, thinking of trying out his air-walker shoes for the first time, and the Flash stops by for a chat. DCAU Rogues, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Wally W./Flash
Wake reviews
One-shot, set roughly ten years after "Wintersmith". Tiffany Aching knew that being the witch of the Chalk meant looking after the dead as well as the living. Even when the dead was a Feegle, and more importantly a friend.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Tiffany A., Rob Anybody - Complete
Wife reviews
Sure, being the wife of a supervillain was supposed to have perks, but having his colleagues show up on your doorstep with a grim face and bad news was NOT one of them. When the Flash - of all people - did, it was a nasty surprise. DCAU Rogues, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Villains reviews
It would've been a quiet night at the Central City Rogues' pub if the Justice League hadn't fired that big laser cannon. But Captain Cold would never forget what happened after Weather Wizard ran in and shouted to turn on the TV. DCAU Rogues, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Len S./Captain Cold, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Sensations reviews
Just before DMC. After being cursed for twelve years, narrowly escaping the gallows and drifting at sea for a week, Tortuga is one of the best places to get your senses back, as Pintel and Ragetti find out. Rated for Tortugan activities, no slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
Foreigners reviews
2003: Seventeen-year-old Sarah Hollis was sometimes puzzled by her dad's reactions to seemingly trifling details, but he was her dad, and she loved him. Then there was The Hat Thing. Not slash.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Man That Got Away reviews
It's 1974, and a case has just gone badly wrong for the famous Nite Owl II and Rorschach team. No slash, one-shot, comic-based.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Weak Spot reviews
Some months after beating Tai Lung, Po makes an unpleasant discovery about himself during a training session. Po/Tigress if you squint hard and tilt your head, but mostly tentative friendship.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Alive reviews
400 words, answer to the "Alive" drabble prompt at the old Broken Compass forum. A quick look at Ragetti before we find him and Pintel on a dinghy off the Pelegosto island between CotBP and DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
Fairy Tales and Hokum reviews
Chapter 16 up! 1937: The O'Connells are required by the English Government to bring the Diamond taken from Ahm Shere from Cairo to London. Things get interesting when Jonathan bumps by chance into an old friend of his from Oxford, Tom Ferguson...
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 126,544 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/9/2004 - [Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.] Alexander O., Jonathan C.
Mind the Brat reviews
Meet the triple threat: it can't talk, can't walk, but boy, can it yell. Who said there's anything cute about a baby? Especially on a pirate ship... One-shot, rating because they do swear a bit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
First Time for Everything reviews
Pre-CotBP, Pintel gets fed up with Ragetti's shyness around girls and buys him a moment with one of Tortuga's most special inhabitants... Non-slash. Rating because Tortuga isn't just where pirates usually dunk the mayor in the well.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
A Break from Normality reviews
My go at an angsty ficlet - sort of. Five months after Ahm Shere, Evy finds out she's not the only one with nightmares.
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Evelyn C., Jonathan C. - Complete
De L'Importance des Preuves Indirectes reviews
Joyeux Noël! Les chapitres 3&4 sont là! Traduction de "Circumstantial Evidence", de Eve; juste après La Momie, les élucubrations d'un grand frère sur sa p'tite soeur et son prétendant américain, et un gros malentendu!
Mummy - Rated: T - French - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004 - [Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.] Jonathan C. - Complete
Something reviews
Here's a little piece of fluff, a sort of challenge as I'd never done this before - short and sweet sixth-year Lily/James, sort of companion to my HOPFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/26/2003 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Two of a kind reviews
Écrit avant la parution du 5ème tome. Sur le Poudlard Express à la fin de sa septième année, Harry voit deux gosses entrer dans le compartiment... Réel, ou pas? P'tite histoire comme ça, avec des éléments des "Chroniques des Maraudeurs".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Le Témoin Inconnu reviews
*Le 2ème chapitre est là! :o *Ceci est la traduction française de l'histoire hallucinante de Athena Arena. Et si une Moldue avait assisté à la scène qui détermina la vie de Sirius Black, toutes ces années auparavant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,302 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2002 - Published: 7/26/2001 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The All Allows Inn reviews
A Hallowe'en fic I wrote for the Hallowe'en Challenge up at the Sugar Quill. The Fat Lady deplores the fact that no kid nowadays keep up with the Hallowe'en spirit, so she asks Nearly-Headless Nick to tell MWPP and Lily a story. A ghost story, of course..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P., Nearly Headless Nick - Complete
Hogwarts Original Pranksters' Fantastic First Year reviews
At last... at long last... I present you with the 11th chapter, that is the second part of the 10th. James, Sirius, and Remus wander through the night, while Lily wonders and gets some answers to unspoken questions from Vega and Mundungus. Enjoy! :o
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 119,100 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2002 - Published: 5/20/2001 - James P., Sirius B.
Les Chroniques des Maraudeurs 1ère Année reviews
**Enfin, le Chapitre 11! Il est temps de sortir de la Forêt, quand même... :D ** La première année - assez mouvementée - de James, Lily, Sirius, Remus et Peter, et les "anciens" de Poudlard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 139,262 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2002 - Published: 11/25/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Did you say kids? reviews
A short - I think - semi-mindless piece of dialogue, between Lily, James, Sirius and Remus, about their kids' names. Who knew sarcasm was love, really?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P., Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Le Jeu du Chat et de la Souris reviews
Une enquête de Basil de Baker Street prend une tournure intéressante quand le propriétaire d'un élevage un peu particulier lui demande de retrouver un de ses pensionnaires disparu... qui se révèle être un chat. Non-slash, en hiatus pour le moment.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - French - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2001 - Basil, Dr. Dawson
Miroir aux Alouettes reviews
Okay people, here's a French girl's 1st attempt to a story. Some time after Halloween 1981, Remus Lupin ponders the treacherous quality of friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2001 - Remus L. - Complete
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