WhizzATurner
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Joined 05-12-14, id: 5725430, Profile Updated: 08-10-14
Author has written 7 stories for Hobbit, and Into the Storm.

Fili

Kili

Bifur

Bofur

Bombur

Ori

Nori

Dori

Oin

Gloin

Dwalin

Balin

Thorin

That pretty much sums me up :P

Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates

Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

How to scare your roommate or best friend:

1: Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...

2: While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor and moan.

3: Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you. "Then pretend to faint, When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, i remember!" pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4: Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5: Make a sandwich, Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich, wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwhich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

6: Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back! "as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

7: Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer.

As you may have guessed, I am weird-ish. Please read and review my stories :) It is much appreciated :P Feel free to PM me ideas or constructive criticism, all of it is taken in to account :) or just PM me if you wanna chat ;) I love talking to you guys :3

Thanks XD

Whizza \_(ツ)_/

Ps. Aidan Turner *slobbers/drools*

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In the Face of Flowers by MapleLeafy reviews
How will Thorin react when he witnesses a meeting between Kili and Tauriel. Expect a lot of unintended innuendo as my younger self tries to write comedy. AU - Post Battle of the Five Armies but no one died - one-shot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2014 - [Kíli, Tauriel] Thorin, Fíli - Complete
Fili's Second Chance by idrylla reviews
Post BotFA, eveyone lives. This is the story of Fili and his second chance to find love and peace in his family after experiencing some personal tragedies. Fili and Sigrid's paths keep crossing until they finally decide to take the friendship fate has offered and let it grow. A happy, fluffy story with some angst. Fili/Sigrid and Kili/Tauriel
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 58,521 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel, Sigrid - Complete
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IMPORTANT ACCOUNT MESSAGE
Thank you to everyone who supported me :)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 11/11/2015
Missing Durin's reviews
I have your nephews, they are all well and good-at the moment ... Bring me what I desire, and they will return home safely. Fail, and you will never see them again ... Thorin dropped the letter and bolted out of the door. He had to rescue his nephews, before it was too late. Adorable little Fili & Kili, lots of protective Uncle Thorin. Please R&R :)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
When World's Collide reviews
Part 3 in the 'A World Away' series. Izzie lives on Earth. Emily, Saffie and Maya live in Middle Earth. Is it possible for them to meet again?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
A New World reviews
Sequel to: A World Away. Rated T again, to be safe Emily Saffie and Maya have helped the dwarves take back Erebor but after an incident leaves Maya in a dying state Fili, Thorin,Kili, Saffie and Emily work together to find answers. But the answers they find, are not the answers they were expecting...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
Windswept Romance reviews
Oneshot Gary and Allison: its a race to save each other and a race to save Donnie and Kaitlyn (Allison's POV)
Into the Storm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Gary F., Allison S., Trey F., Donnie F.
Walking in Starlight reviews
Oneshot: Fili, Kili and Tauriel fight to survive during The Battle of the Five Armies. Kili/Tauriel/Fili . Rated T to be safe... Reviews are much appreciated ;)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel
A World Away reviews
Rated T to be safe: Emily, Saffie and Maya are on their way to London when the train crashes killing everyone on board however, they are somehow transported to Middle Earth where they meet up with some rather good looking dwarves on a quest... Sequel A New World: /s/10453593/1/A-New-World
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,080 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC - Complete