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Author has written 1 story for Big Bang Theory.

So, generally I just read fanfic, but have recently decided to do some writing. Really just something to amuse myself. I don't have a beta, so if you notice any grammatical errors or something, feel free to let me know. I might fix it. No plagiarism is intended, no characters belong to me.

Just to let you know, I have not abandoned my story. I'm about halfway through another chapter. I have kids though and it's been hard to write this week. I wanted to publish friday, but that didn't happen. I will aim for next friday.

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The Slash Man by Engazed reviews
Book 2 of 'The Fallen': After ten days of unspeakable torture at the hands of Sherlock's worst enemies, John Watson has returned to Baker Street to live with a man whose death, no matter how fake, still haunts him. But his recovery is not easy, his friendship with Sherlock is strained, and a dangerous but hidden menace continues to threaten them both. Violence/Horror/Rape
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 289,848 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The First Trip by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John go on holiday. Sequel to 'The Last Drop' and 'The Temper Between'
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,020 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Angel's Pet by alexilexi247 reviews
Set after S5 Ep22. Lucifer defeated Michael and Cas joined him. Dean is captured and given to Castiel as a pet. Can Dean change Castiel back to how he used to be or will he give in. Cas/Dean slash, BDSM, master/slave relationship. Really dark.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,441 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Temptation by nemain13 reviews
A look inside the heads of Eleven as he tries very hard not to think about Amelia at all...and fails, and of Amy as she pursues what she truly wants. Spoilers for "Amy's Choice." Now rated M because...well, because.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 140,533 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 6/5/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Wait and See by oncethrown reviews
After the apocalypse doesn't happen, Dean goes back to Bobby's house alone. He burned Bobby's body in the field. There wasn't enough of Cas left to burn or bury, and Sam was gone. After a few weeks of drinking and researching, Dean's ready to finally off himself and join his whole family, but a discount easter card and a sudden reappearance save him. Eventual Destiel. Human!Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 160,193 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Jeeves and the Incalculable Mistake by 96 Hubbles reviews
Jeeves tells a different story about what happened after the infamous bicycle ride.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,409 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W.
Occam's Razor by Damagoed reviews
Sometimes the simplest explanation is the correct explanation. Sherlock & John and a little bit of Mycroft and LeStrade. No Hamsters were harmed in the writing of this story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 36,928 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Always by Awhoha reviews
Rome. 72 B.C, a blonde man of the North by the name of John Watson is enslaved to a man called Sherlock Modius Holmes. SLASH. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,277 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Karma by CMW2 reviews
POST S2 AU:For every action, there are consequences to be faced. After the Arctic implodes the group, everyone has to pick up the pieces and move on. Penny will make this easier for Sheldon;Rated for language and future spice;6th in my 2012 SSS Project;NOW COMPLETE!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,580 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Howl by muaaimoi reviews
Being a werewolf isn't so bad. At least not when you can control yourself, but what do you do when some one makes it so you can't? Claim them as your mate of course. S/P love, as always.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
Ten Days by Engazed reviews
Book 1 of 'The Fallen': John is named a missing person. Someone is pointing DI Lestrade in the wrong direction. And as the days pass, John's situation only grows more dire. It seems like the disappearance of his best friend is the only thing that can bring Sherlock Holmes back from the dead. Warnings: Graphic Violence/Torture/Rape/Horror
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,204 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Love Games by FlintFyre reviews
It's sixth year, and Harry and Ron are trying to have a normal term. However, an unfortunate accident in the locker room could threaten their friendship. Will it turn into something else, or end it completely? Harry/Ron. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,565 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Reason To Fall by ImogenByNight reviews
After fighting off the angels at Heavens 'Green Room', Castiel wakes up in hospital. Human. His grace is all but gone. Meanwhile, in his less-than-angelic state, he finds himself re-evaluating the connection he has with Dean. Rated for future slash. WIP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,926 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Only Thing That Was Ever Mine by RemyDico5 reviews
AU. In a world where lower class citizen are considered pets to the upper class, a seven year old Sherlock Holmes gets a "puppy" of his very own.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,709 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Volunteer Hours by AbsoluteObscurity reviews
Sherlock is in a deep coma. John's counsellor suggests that he takes up volunteering and he visits regularly. He speaks to him, knowing it's only for his benefit, but has no idea that Sherlock can hear him- and that it's keeping him sane. Meme fill. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,694 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Man No One Liked by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
NOW COMPLETE AU Casefic: November, 1913, Doctor Watson is invited to the country house of his distant relation, Lord Lestrade. He and the footman, Holmes, who has been assigned as his valet for the weekend, are instantly attracted to one another, but be
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,821 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
MeeMaw Knows Best by MrsFlanigan reviews
When Sheldon's beloved MeeMaw decides to visit, she notices her Moonpie's behavior regarding Amy his "girlfriend" and Penny his "best friend" and Sheldon questions if MeeMaw really does know best. Shenny. Rated M for later Chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,095 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
I See A Darkness by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,070 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dean W., S. Reid
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Five Times John and Sherlock Spooned by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
birthday present to Josie! just as it says on the tin, five moments where John and Sherlock shared a bed together and spooned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Letters by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Dr. Reid writes his mother on a daily basis, telling her of his "adventures," but, after a chance encounter, Buffy Summers accidentally receives one of his letters. Eventual Buffy/Spencer.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,064 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Buffy S., S. Reid
The Temper Between by Phyona reviews
Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,532 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Bachelor Party by CliveLive49 reviews
'I mean to say... Sir... I mean to ask, I suppose, Sir, whether anyone has ever explained to you the particulars of... of the coming together of a man and a woman, Sir, and how this results in the... propagation of mankind'
Jeeves - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
Interference by CliveLive49 reviews
I dislike the telephone, as a rule. I dislike the way it redefines the rules of polite conversation. The way it disguises so many small clues to the psychology of the individual. The way it distorts the voice and warps the intent of one's words. Very, very angsty.
Jeeves - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
Dizygotic Variance in 4A by Eternal Contradiction reviews
What If: Missy was Sheldon's roommate instead of Leonard. Penny moves across the hall from her friend Missy and Missy's crazy brother, only she doesn't seem to find Sheldon as nuts as his sister claims him to be. Instead, he's kinda... cute.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Coats on Cold Nights by thecatsred reviews
Dean and Castiel are lost in Purgatory, and sleep does not come easy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Open Wounds by DasMervin reviews
Dean and Cas are stuck in Purgatory with nowhere to run from each other. So now there's finally time to talk. Done for an SPN S7 finale comment meme on LiveJournal.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
HeadSpace Out of my Head by tsukinoblossom reviews
Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,333 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Georgia On My Mind by Idunnowhy reviews
Those post-its meant something. George is in charge. Rube comes back. And when things go straight to hell, they both realize that sometimes life after death is more than it's cracked up to be.
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,183 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - George L., Rube S.
The Persistence of Memory by The Skye Skye reviews
Killing John Watson would be easy, but taking him from Sherlock would be so much more fun. Rated M for Character death, amnesia, and adult situations.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Couture Complexity by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Ficlet in which Penny accidentally ties the drawstring of her new pants too tight and goes for help. Sheldon never willingly lends a helping hand. Pre-Sheldon and Penny still-in-denial fic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Slow realizations by Pentakill Lux reviews
A gathering of seperate Castiel/Dean oneshots, some AU, some AT. Mostly just a bunch of angsty bromance/friendship fics, but Destiel if you squint. The stories dosn't rely on eachother and is meant to be read individually.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,497 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Better Than None by RemyDico5 reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Book by Kijakazibibi reviews
John has always thought of a book as just transport.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W. - Complete
Icarus by GryphonoftheNorth reviews
In the end, the world is made of up Haves and Have-nots. Some people have wings, some people do not, but Sherlock Holmes never expect to be a part of the latter. AU wing!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fright Night by permanentlyfrazzled reviews
Takes place after "The Great Game". Sherlock finds himself a bit shell-shocked after his first intimate meeting with Moriarty, and it's taking its toll on his mind. He puts forth an odd request to John to help ease his trauma.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ulysses and other tales by Moranion reviews
Sherlock thinks he knows the world, but years pass and the journey is long, and John Watson will always remain a mistery. S/J. Warnings: non-explicit sex, spoilers for The Scandal in Belgravia, brief discussion of theoretical incest. I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Cuddle Factor by McKinney-Wylis reviews
John's headed for a night on the town and Sherlock's pouting inexplicably. Now what could be going through the great detective's mind? M for m/m sexual situations and some language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fifth Time's the Charm by Eligh reviews
Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Forever by grannysknitting reviews
The Pool. The Bomb. A tranquiliser dart. Now John is in the hands of his best friends greatest rival, and the man has a definite Agenda. Rated for dark themes and possible slash later in the piece Shwatson
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,706 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Not Bored Now, Are you? by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock's frustration with not being able to catch or find Moriarty leads to a physical relationship with John that changes their relationship and everything it entails
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,208 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Focus by ScopesMonkey reviews
John gets glasses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One man's fantasy by thrillyou killyou reviews
John's sexual frustration leads to a confusing and unexpected fantasy, and Sherlock seems to have deduced what it was about. Slashy nonsense. John/Sherlock. More chapters to come.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Many Mornings After by lene-anschutz reviews
Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shocking by CelebratoryPenguin reviews
Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Under Sheldon's Hood by SmuttyShipper reviews
Another response to the Kink MEME at livejournal: The boys debate whether size matters, and when Sheldon ridicules their pre-occupation, they decide that he's not packin' much.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Bed Intruder by Power Of Funk reviews
Every night, Sherlock will wait until John falls asleep, then he'll creep into his bed, hold him, tell him he loves him and pretend that they're a couple. John has nightmares, so it's all fine, right? Wrong. Implied eventual S/J. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tangled Web by Coragyps reviews
Sherlock makes, and attempts to unmake, something of a miscalculation.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I remember you by Acuna Magnus Bane reviews
sherlock loses his memory. Now John has to help sherlock regain his memory. But what makes it worse is they were lovers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll Never Make A Promise That I Can't Keep by Original Max A reviews
By episode 6.16 "Coda", Penelope and Derek are in an established canon relationship. This is my tale on how they got that way. It starts with 6.02 "JJ" and follows the episode canon.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia
Personal Space by probablyquantum reviews
After the incident at the pool, Sherlock and John renegotiate the rules governing personal space. John/Sherlock pre-? slash. Fluff. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by KricketWilliams reviews
After feeling like she hit a rut, Penelope decides to live it up in Vegas...and her best friend decides to go along. As usual, I don't own a thing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,700 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
The Sensual Ace by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which John discovers why Sherlock does cocaine and decides to become a substitute. BBC Sherlock. Gen, platonic romance. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Promise by TheyCallMeWriter reviews
"You better answer the door", the message read. His eyes peeked through the peephole. He spotted the silhouette of a woman. He thought it was JJ. But, oh surprise. Spoilers from Lauren.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Morning After by LaylaBinx reviews
What happened the morning after Josh transformed in the apartment? My take on what followed :D H/C fluff and cuteness!
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Josh, Aidan - Complete
Giftwrapped by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Named by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Print by Tashilover reviews
Castiel learns that by touching the handprint on Dean's arm, it can restore his Grace. Dean, however, is hesistant. Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Sacrifice by Catslynw reviews
Post The Great Game. Moriarty wants revenge after The Pool. He hits upon a unique and twisted way to get it. John/Moriarty. Asexual Sherlock. John/Mycroft one-sided in later chapters. Graphic description of dub-con.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,889 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty
A Hand by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Rain Check by Partly reviews
An investigation takes Hotch into Harvelle's Roadhouse.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Ellen H., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let the Clocks be Reset by mazarin reviews
A sequel to "Doppelganger." An exercise in writing slash. "John realizes about 30 seconds after they leave the pub that perhaps he has lost control of the situation."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doppleganger by mazarin reviews
The first time it happens, Sherlock doesn't even notice. pre-slash. There is now a sequel: Let the Clocks Be Reset, rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hidden Hurts by bewinsome reviews
Fill for a anon prompt on the sherlock kink meme: John is kidnapped and tortured by a criminal group. After his seemingly random release, he attempts to hide his injuries from Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Marriage is a Complicted Thing by PineapplePeopleSpokesman reviews
When innocently drinking his tea, Sherlock tells John about their marriage. Sherlock/John. R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Bedside Manner by Alice Day reviews
In all of their previous meetings, Mycroft Holmes had always been perfectly put together in his bespoke three-piece suits and umbrella, not a hair out of place. The bloodied, bruised man struggling out of a crimson-spattered vest looked nothing like that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/18/2010 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Higher Devotion by Melfice reviews
It's the last straw when Dean tries to walk away and Castiel grabs his shoulder – like Dean is something he can control. Dean/Castiel. SLASH.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Like Family by Queen of the Castle reviews
Harry/Charlie slash. A funeral brings with it unexpected comfort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 267 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 184 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Love You by Nonnihil Scelestus reviews
She loves him, she just doesnt know it yet. Rated M for sexual moments and language, so dont read it if that bothers you.
Dead Like Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - George L., Rube S. - Complete
Damn Straight by thecouchcarrot reviews
Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Guy Code Conundrum by muted hitokiri reviews
AU after season 2 - Penny and Sheldon's first kiss, Leonard's POV. Note: I love slash, but this ain't it!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Second Childhood by cloudyjenn reviews
A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Last Five Years by cloudyjenn reviews
It's a long five years and things change. 'The End' coda, Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Freaky Box Thing by cloudyjenn reviews
A freaky box thing steals people's memories and then some stuff happens. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Getting Lucky in Kentucky by cloudyjenn reviews
Wherein sleeping arrangements are awkward, Sam teaches Castiel about picking up girls and Dean finds out what to do with your angel when he’s not really an angel anymore. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Galahad Principle by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
DARK!FIC. Plenty of angst. A foray out of the sit-com world. Penny is attacked and reaches out for Sheldon's help.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,299 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Lessons From the Masters by Wolf Maid reviews
Sheldon/Penny. It takes her a while to realize she's being wooed. Future-fic, set after L/P breakup.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Calling Bluffs by DSieya reviews
It doesn’t matter that chocolate is technically not an aphrodisiac. When it comes to getting back at Sheldon, Penny’s ready to pretend anything. sheldon/penny, oneshot with sequel
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The pleasure and the rapture by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Jimmy shows Castiel just what it feels like to be human. Rated M for adult content. Jimmy/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Jimmy N., Castiel - Complete
Jeeves and the Dirty Pictures by UnseenCharacters reviews
Jeeves tells us how a pornographic gift from the recently-married Bingo Little upsets Bertie Wooster's carefree bachelor existence. Slash. Prequel to Jeeves and the Niece Who Isn't, and the first of my Jeeves & Wooster tales.
Jeeves - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W.
Jeeves and the Niece Who Isn't by UnseenCharacters reviews
Set during the 1960s, in this piece the grand-daughter of one of Bertie Wooster's friends tells us a little about her favourite Uncles-who-aren't-uncles, Jeeves and Wooster. Ageists be warned, implied slash of pensioners. A podcast is available elsewhere.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Jeeves and the Patience of a Saint by LucylouKazoo reviews
Jeeves endures a series of trials... Vacations, crowds, snow, mountaineers, tableauists, and an inconvenient absence of a respectable barber. His patience is legendary, but he is no saint, and one man can only endure so much. Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Love Lose Lament by SerenitysBelly reviews
Zoe hasn't been able to sleep since his death, she seeks comfort in an old friend. Set after the BDM, spoilers if you haven't watched it!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
Trappings by Holo Flora reviews
Harry and Draco are chained together. As a substitute bond, Draco offers to be Harry's sex slave. featuring heroic!harry horrified!ron and my personal favorite, bottom!draco. Big time slash. SLASH, I say! CHAPTER 10 HAS APPEARED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,056 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 6,880 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Intimate with the Black by Jessie3 reviews
Jayne has a bit of trouble sleeping. The bit of trouble being River. JayneRiver. Sorta. POST SERENITY.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Jayne, River
In the Dark of the Night by Blaze Freyidi reviews
Harry and the twins get a bit friendly late one night at the Burrow. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Ounce of Humanity by Jade Eclipse reviews
He thought she was gone forever. But now he knows she never left him. And that's all he has, now: hope.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Wesley W.P.
Enlightenment and E Strings by caalan reviews
A proper ending to the finale. Trily. One-shot
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
The Science of Things by Mandy C reviews
Fred is gone, but there are fragments. And he can still be surprised.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Wesley W.P., Fred B.
The Tattoo by Neroli reviews
Kaylee gets a tattoo, Jayne helps.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
I know who is waiting for me by Blues reviews
a very dark and angsty story. Draco thought he would taunt the captured Harry, but he hadn't counted on Harry looking forward to death. WARNING. suicide themes, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Protective Bonds by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Hermione discovers a book with an interesting protection spell...and the results are shocking to say the least. Warning: slash ahead!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,645 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 1/8/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Starling Occurence reviews
This is a TBBT and The Sentinel fanon fusion, so Guides and Sentinels, but with a non-canon Sentinel verse' setting. Although I am much influenced by many Sentinel writers, my verse is not identical to any of them. Shenny. Sorta Season 5, AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny