![]() Author has written 10 stories for Coraline, Pirates of the Caribbean, Titanic, Flashpoint, and Transformers/Beast Wars. Hey, you! Yes, you! How'd you find me? Scrap.. Well anyways.. You want to know about me? Well of course you do.. duh! I'm of the female gender(duh) and well, I don't particularly feel like telling you my age. :3 You can call me Hummingbird (or Gracie if you want). I'm from the USA. I am a Christian. I am a full on Transformers fangirl and love ALL the movies and have seen(and loved) most of the shows. I write mostly for Romance, because lets face it, I'm a hopeless romantic. I also love extreme hurt, comfort, drama and a healthy dose of funnies once in a while.. Also, I'm sorry to say I don't do slash. Anyways.. I love the TV shows Flashpoint(a police drama) and Transformers Prime(why yes, yes I do love it.. does that bother you?). My favorite movies are Transformers 1-4, Star Wars: Rogue One, and Finding Dory. I've written for Pirates of the Caribbean, Flashpoint, Coraline, Titanic, and Percy Jackson.. But I'm working on more. My favorite movies: Transformers 1-4 Pirates of the Caribbean 1-4 Finding Dory Star Wars: Rogue One War Room and some others.. My favorite TV shows: Transformers Prime Transformers: Robots in Disguise Flashpoint 1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? Hmm, either Optimus Prime or Ratchet. 2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? I'd probably be like, "OH MY GOSH!! AWESOME!!" 3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU? Probably wonder how I know who and what they are. XD 4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO? Optimus.. well maybe a little bit of everything. Ratchet.. maybe some classical or probably annoying pop songs that he can annoy the others with. 5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC? I do. I'm working on a Rescuebot story with a femme called Lifeline who is an medic/ambulance and her partner is Rebecka Quintus. I also have a Transformers Prime story in the works. Her name's Hummingbird and she's an Autobot named Hummingbird. She's Optimus's daughter(Or sparkling if you want to be specific). 6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? Hummingbird: Hey Doc, long time no see. Ratchet: *throws wrench at her* 7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT? Ratchet or Optimus Prime. I can't choose. 8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING? Optimus? Laughing. 9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON? Definitely Knockout. :D 10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING? Speaking with a Southern accent. XD 11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER? Try and kill each other, obviously. No, Knockout's just gonna be like, "Hey guys wanna go for some coffee?" 12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT? Uh, Bulkhead.. 13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON? Starscream.. He's so bipolar! 14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE? Well, in all honesty, 6 at the very most. 15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING? Um, well I really like (from TFP) ArceeXCliffjumper 16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT? Yep. I have. :3 17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Definitely a Humvee! They're so cool! 18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT? Windblade from RiD. 19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN? The Autobots. I'm usually on the good side, but I do have a little bad in me.. Write Down Thirteen Random Characters From Your Favorite TV show. 1. Bumblebee 2. Ratchet 3. Optimus Prime 4. Bulkhead 5. Arcee 6. Miko 7. Jack 8. Ciffjumper 9. Raf 10. Knockout 11. Predaking 12. Agent Fowler 13. June Darby Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Bulkhead invites Optimus Prime and Cliffjumper over to dinner at his house. Nothing really happens, except an epic food fight between Bulkhead and Cliffjumper. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? I need to stay the night at a friend's house. I choose Miko because she's my size. XD Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? barfs into trash can and mumbles* Ratchet and Jack are making out when Knockout walks in. Knockout runs out of the room thoroughly disgusted. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? Optimus Prime falls in love with Miko. Cliffjumper is jealous. Nothing happens, because Cliffjumper would rather have Arcee. :p Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven? Bulkhead attacks me in a dark alleyway. Ratchet(two) saves me. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? Bumblebee decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, Bumblebee realizes he's a terrible cook. XD Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Optimus has to marry either Cliffjumper, Bulkhead, or Raf. *grabs another barf bag and mumbles* If he HAS to choose.. Raf.. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? Jack kidnaps Ratchet and demands something from Arcee for Ratchet's release. Hmm.. extra rides on the weekends! XD Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? Everyone gangs up on Optimus Prime. HECK YEAH! Optimus Prime kicks aft! Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react? Everyone is invited to Ratchet and Jack's wedding except for Cliffjumper. Cliffjumper shrugs. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Why is Miko afraid of Jack? Probably cause Jack had a crazy psychotic breakdown. Haha! Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Raf arrives late for Ratchet and Jack's wedding. Raf was probably caught up with homework. Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Arcee and Raf get drunk and end up at my house. I take care of them until they get over their hangovers. Although I want to know why Raf and Arcee and drinking alcohol together.. Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? Miko and Bumblebee are in mortal danger. Miko saves Bumblebee of course. Miko isn't self absorbed. Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Cliffjumper and Optimus Prime go camping but they forget food.. Wow. That's just sad. Well they both decide to go back. Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do? Arcee is in a car crash and is critically injured. Raf tries to get Arcee back to Ratchet so he can help her. Five is pregnant with 12's baby. How does 10 react? barfs once more* Arcee is pregnant with Agent Fowler's baby. Knockout throws his servos into the air screaming that he's done with the world. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? Divorced. It just didn't work out. 97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other! If you wished you were a fighter on either the Autobots or Decepticons, copy & paste this to your profile and state whether you're on the Autobots or Decepticons after it in capital letters. AUTOBOTS! If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07 or '09 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile. If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile. TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LOVE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! f you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile! If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile. If you talk back to the TV , copy this into your profile. Ways to tell you’re a Transformer's fan: 1. You yell at Decepticons in the movie 2. You laugh every time someone does something funny, even though you've seen it a gazzilion times. 3. You memorize quotes 4. You yell at annoying people in the movies. 5. You dream of Transformers 6. You dream of your favorite Autobot being your guardian 7. You think of Transformer's 75% of the day. 8. You buy journals to write your Transformer's stories in. 9. You look at the sky and dream of an Autobot or Decepticon landing in your pool. 10.Your friends think you need therapy because of how much you talk about Transformers. If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music... If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon... If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer... If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd... If you broke your heart when your favorite one died... ...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life... *cough* Optimus Prime *cough* ...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye If U Support Sparragelica Copy and Paste This On UR Channel or Profile Plz =) I Suport 100% Sparragelica! :3 (or Janelica or whatever sort of mix up of their name you want xD) 16 Ways To Know If You Are Obsessed With Pirates Of The Caribbean: 1: You constantly find yourself humming or singing Hoist The Colors, or A Pirate's Life For Me. 2: You can quote every movie word for word, and do at the most random times. 3: You actually own a jar of dirt. 4: You refuse to let anyone beside you touch your Pirates DVD's because they are sacred. 5: You listen and hum to the Pirates soundtrack all the time. 6: Every time you want someone to promise you something, or you promise them something, you "Swear on pain of death." 7: In almost every conversation, you can somehow move the topic to Pirates of the Caribbean. 8: Your compass doesn't point north. 9: You think that the wedding in At World's End is the most EPIC wedding of all time! (Seriously. Every wedding I've been to since seeing this movie, I have found boring.) 10: You often wonder why the rum is gone. 11: You want to sail on the Black Pearl. (Now all we need to do is get it out of that bloody bottle! Darn Blackbeard!) 12: You use Pirates of the Caribbean vocabulary everyday. (For instance, an insult : bilge rat, ect...) 13: You still haven't forgiven Elizabeth for chaining Jack to the mast. (I sorta have but only because she one of my favorites.) 14: You wish desperately to learn about pirates in history class. (All I had was U.S. History.) 15: You instantly think of a Pirates of the Caribbean character or object whenever anything is mentioned. For Instance- Sparrow = Jack. Swan= Elizabeth. Rum= Jack. Pearl = Jack. Blacksmith= Will. Black= Pearl. ect... There are many others out there, but I cannot name them all. Will and Elizabeth's wedding, At World's End If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN--are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you want to end the shipper wars based on Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this to your profile! A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Your insanity level: XYou have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' XYou know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. XYou type with three fingers or less. XYou have fallen asleep in class. XYou use your fingers to do simple math. XYou have eaten a bug accidentally... XYou have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. XYou break a lot of things. XYou say "what" and "huh" a lot. Grand total: 34 All I know is that I have a very high level of insanity. You know you're a geek\nerd when: You obsess over books You watch The Big Bang Theory, Dr. Who, Sherlock Holmes, or any other weird nerdy show You can go days without talking to anyone You can read for hours and hours You have crushed on fictional people (book characters, T.V show characters, etc) You have dance around your room, singing into a hairbrush or any other object that is not a microphone You have cried/ felt emotion over a book or T.V show You have dressed up for halloween and gone trick or treating and you’re in middle school (and up) You and your friend make weird faces at each other when you see each other You refer to yourself as a demigod, shadowhunter, or you say that you are in a faction/ district You imagine yourself in your favorite book (if you could actually be in your favorite book, well lets just say most of us would be dead in a week. But it would be a bloody brilliant week) You get crazy insane when you are with your best friends You say jokes from books You can relate to all of these (I know I can!)To Every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait ...This one bulletin is for you... REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!! Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up. Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it... My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. I don't obsess! I think intensely. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me MOO... I'm a fish Silence is Golden, Ducktape is Silver Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do Love isn't about joy, its about endurance Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs. |