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Joined 04-15-04, id: 572948, Profile Updated: 04-21-08
Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Trigun, Diablo, Samurai Champloo, Dungeons and Dragons, and Forgotten Realms.

Hey, we're Synbu, two crazy people with crazy thoughts in a crazy world full of crazy peoples.

Dramatis Personae:

Nana: She's the beta reader. Why do we have so many errors? Well...

Syn: The one who thinks the thoughts. The brain behind the operation. A crazy Jarlaxle fangirl.
She will have him one day...when the sky turns green and rains koosh balls down on us all.

Nana: This is the real reason Syn keeps me around. I'm the ground to her sky, the fizz to her fazz. I'm the one who makes sure she talks coherently... Most of the time.

Syn: Yes. It's good practice for her, considering she's got problems putting together sentences using a keyboard.

Nana: Oh, shut it.

Syn: I win. Again.

Nana: Debating is not my strength.

Syn: Well it's good that we're not debating, now isn't it? It's more of a banter.
That I'm winning, by the by.

//Name// Nana

//Age// OVER 9000!

//Favorite quote// "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!"

Nana: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight then, moving on.

//Name// The Sexiest Chalupa of them All (kudos to whoever gets the reference)

Syn for no reason.

//Age// Fish.

//Favorite Quote// As of now? Hmm...

-"Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach..."

Nana: There is a movie called Cat Soup. Go watch it. It's awesome. A bit disturbing and random, but still good.

Syn: Yep. There IS a movie called Cat Soup. It IS great. And it MUST be watched. Almost as much as the Rocky Horror Picture Show and Sweeney Todd.

...Trust me- if you like one, the other is all right. Morbid humor in both. So, therefore, we say GO FORTH and WATCH.

General Announcements:
Both Sauron's Journal and Views from Blue Eyes are now DISCONTINUED.
We wrote these so many years ago that we can't figure out exactly where they were a-goin'.

UPDATES! 03/16/08

A Legacy Most Frightening- Chapter 2 (which happens to be the finale) is posted!

The sequel to Problems will follow as soon as Syn can find out where she left the draft of it.

NEW STORY! 04/20/08

Syn: Once again, my beta reader prompted me to do this...

Advice is the new fic- in which, Jarlaxle finally takes some fashion tips from Entreri. My first EVER Slash fic- it's my first time, so be gentle, hm?

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No Turning Back by Prisoner No. 4257 reviews
When Harry is captured by Voldemort, he is injected with an experimental potion. Will Harry ever make it home? More importantly, will he recognize it when he does? R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P.
The Haunted by Dragon Mistress reviews
The sequel to ‘Black’. Sirius and Remus thought their bloody past was finally buried. But now, two decades later, it looks like someone knows their secret.... and this someone is looking for revenge. NOTE: Has become an R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,569 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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A Legacy Most Frightening reviews
Jarlaxle has the misfortune to meet a most...interesting lich. Sheer insanity and crazed humor ensue. Constructive critique is accepted, but no flaming. CHAPTER 3 FINALLY UP!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
Advice reviews
Jarlaxle finally decides to follow Entreri's advice concerning his attire to Entreri's dismay. SLASH
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
Problems? reviews
Jarlaxle and Entreri doing what they do best- bantering! Generic verbal sparring with some humiliation thrown in. No flames, please.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Confessions of a Priestess reviews
She knows she's blaspheming, but she knows she's right. No flames, please.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Red reviews
He's red. That's just how he is. There's no other way she can describe it. FuuMugen. Oneshot. Semisequel to The Look. No flames
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
Questions reviews
What is more horrid than having one's love life examined by a 15 year old girl? Well, having it examined in a restaurant with no one to help you of course! Jin ficcy. NO FLAMES!
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Sauron's Journal reviews
We all know that Sauron is evil, but what of his daily life? What of Minions? What of Chairs? What of SCAMPI SHRIMP? ...These are his grievances. WARNING: RANDOMNESS! BOW DOWN TO IT! R&R please. DISCONTINUED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sauron
The Look reviews
Jealousy is ugly. Especially for Mugen. Oneshot. R&R but no flames please.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
East reviews
Trauma coupled with madness can move anyone...but for the Hero of Tristram, his horror is only beginning. ONE SHOT.
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
Views from Blue Eyes reviews
Celinde lives on the SEEDS ship with the crew. She's not like them, but what happens when she meets one who isn't like them either? KOC VOC The whole crew aboard the SEEDS ship gets bashed, but not that badly... DISCONTINUED.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2004