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Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

Yo, children...Did I say yo? Oh dear...

I am the author formerly known as Shanie. Yup, but I changed my name. Sucks for you, because now it is almost three times as long!

Anyways, I'm a bit of a spazz, so stay with me...

I'm curently trying to upload my "script-style" LOTR parody, but it will be a while, so don't hold your breath...Unless that's something you're good at. Then go ahead, I dun cur.

That was ganster speak, by the way. Say it out loud, it might make moe sense or confuse you more ;;;

Ciao!

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Ruroken Haiku Collection by SiriusFan13 reviews
Just a bunch of little haiku one per chapter that I spontaneously felt like writing. Many relate to Kenshin somehow, but several are general character haiku... Please read and review!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 130 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 4/22/2005
Acrostic Scar by SiriusFan13 reviews
Ruroken Acrostic Poetry... only calling it the RUROKEN ACROSTIC POETRY COLLECTION seemed a little cheesy ... It's a collection of acrostic poems where the first letter of each line spells out a word or name for Ruroken... Please R&R!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/8/2006
Reliving the Teens by miji-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Kenshin becomes 14 again after falling ill after a battle with a revenge-seeking ex-samurai. What happens when he doesn't remember the Kenshingumi, and confuses past with present?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,978 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Kenshin's Journal by 873.52 reviews
this is Kenshin's Journal based on the manga. will do 1 chapter at a time.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Kenshin
Shinkan by XinnLajgin reviews
Oneshot challenge.Everyone in the Kenshingumi has a secret to hide or some great sin that they have committed what if Kaoru Kamiya was no different. What if she two had something to hide? Up for adoption
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,110 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Kaoru - Complete
A Son's Guilt by charmed-sword reviews
Fifteen year old Kenji is hiding more than just an injury from his parents. But why?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,737 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Kenji, Kenshin
Burning Bridges by SiriusFan13 reviews
Kenshin never killed Kiyosato, throwing the events of Ruroken into an entirely new timeline. However, fate has a way of poking her nose in, and ten years after Bakumatsu a mysterious redhead enters Tokyo... this time carrying two very deadly blades...AU
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Battousai, Shishio
Time to Wander Again by sueb262 reviews
Are we ever really ready for the next step? Written in honor of May 14th, “the day time stopped in the Kamiya dojo.”
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Kenshin - Complete
Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Rurouni Kenshin goes Monty Python style! Join King Kenshin and his Samurai of the Laundry in their quest for the Holy Sakabato! Scene 19: Megumi, the Next American Idol. And the crowd goes wild. Really.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,428 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Kenshin
Soba, Ghosts and Black Yukatas by charmed-sword reviews
Will be a series of Saitou oneshots in chronological order. Featuring his interactions with Shinsengumi, ghosts, and a soba cooking waitress named Tokio.
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/11/2006
ORO? by SiriusFan13 reviews
Collection of dumb, pointless one shots about random Kenshin characters discovering random modern items for no apparent reason. I don't claim that the plot makes any sense at all, but I was shooting for humor. Please R&R!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Hiko, Kenshin
The Untold Skills of the Hiten Misurugi Style by Lone Cheese reviews
UPDATED Jan'06 Lesson 3 partly done. Hiko teaches Kenshin the other skills that are part of the hiten Misurugi Style.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Hiko, Kenshin
An American Girl at Hogwarts? ? ? by ESP reviews
YES! Apparently, the Americans are desperate to shove their Mary Sues off on us! Join the gang as they try to solve the mystery of the dreaded AMERICAN EXCHANGE STUDENT! Is she a veela queen? Is she Harry's twin sister? Is she the heir of Jesus? FIND OUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Battousai's Boy by charmed-sword reviews
Hajime Saitou is the infamous Wolf of Mibu. He has faced many worthy opponents, including the most feared man of the revolution: Hitokiri Battousai. But can he really go against Battousai's boy.... and hope to win?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Kenji, Saitou
A Foe Like No Other by StarShipDelta reviews
Saitou faces down his worst enemy yet. [not to be taken seriously, or for the very young]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Saitou - Complete
The Final Blow by Tammy14 reviews
A secret in Kaoru's past makes her the target of a deadly enemy. After she is injured, will Kenshin's heart be strong enough to save her and keep the Battousai buried. Please RR.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,020 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Love is a Funny Thing by LuckyGirly reviews
Lily and James are rivals, plain and simple. But over the course of the 6th year, will their feelings differ? In between falling into the lake, opening kissing booths, magic carpet rides, snowball fights and more, Lily and James find out all about love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,645 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kenji to the Rescue by ChocolateBanana reviews
Thing start off normally in the Kamiya dojo, but when the arrival of a villain threaten to tear his parents apart, Little Kenji has something to say about it. R&R
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Kenji, Kenshin
The Hitokiri Stainmaster by Angrybee reviews
When laundry starts disappearing all over Tokyo, the Kenshingumi worry that Kenshin's alter ego, the Hitokiri Stainmaster, has reappeared! Rating for language and mild suggestive content.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Kenshin, Shishio
Fever Days And Sleepless Nights by enchantedsleeper reviews
After fighting in the rain, Kenshin and Sano both get a fever. But while Sano gets better, Kenshin gets worse, and when Kaoru gets sick too it is up to Sano and Yahiko to run the dojo. MAJOR DISASTER RECIPE! KxK SxM Not the world's best summary
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,692 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005
The Japan Bulletin by Umeko reviews
The official Meiji era paper! What's the official statement on Shishio & other happenings? Saitou's advice column? Another look at life in the RK universe. Companion fic to New Kyoto Post.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,518 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
Éowyn and Faramir! by Linwe Saralonde reviews
Éowyn and Faramir are planning their wedding through letters. Then, when she receives a letter saying he has been injured, she hurries to Gondor, and the truth about Faramir isn't all she discovers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir
Shishio and RK randomness by Sora Miyara reviews
Some random things that I and a friend of mine made up about Shishio and other RK characters...Very random!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Shishio, Soujiro
Love to the Lords of Gondor by DeathByMonkees reviews
AU: Eowyn first meets Faramir in Rohan, but then she meets Boromir in Minas Tirith. Which brother will she choose? It takes place before, during and after the war of the ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,847 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir
The Lord of the Rings Stars buy a Fast Food Joint! by Faramir Fancier reviews
What happens when Aragorn buys a fast food joint? Features Boromir as a fry manager, Haldir as a waiter, Legolas in a hair net, and Elrond as a janitor! Although these things mght not appear in the first chap., they will come! Fun for everyone! R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004
Romeo and Juliet as a Bad Soap Opera by Galadriel-in-disguise reviews
It's the same old Romeo and Juliet...except better and with less whining! Tybalt has a Sesame Street fetish, Mercutio is constantly high and Juliet cheats on Romeo with the whole cast!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2005
Archetypical by ESP reviews
Mary Sues got you down? Sick of seeing terrible OOCness? Here's your fix: a series of parodies about archetypically bad stories, featuring an annoying authoress named Perfect Chibi Angel Elisa. Weird? Check it out.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 2/1/2004
Forgive Me by Emiri-chan the GREAT reviews
PG-13 to R. Forces from within are driving Kenshin to insanity and causing him bodily harm. The only people who can save him from this are the Kenshin-gumi. But when they are sucked into his psyche, how will they take knowing EVERYTHING about him?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/19/2002
Kenshin vs Aoshi the Beautiful by Clarinet reviews
An unfinished and stupid fic. One of my early attempts at humor.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Kenshin, Aoshi
The Fellowship Academy by Faramir Fancier reviews
The Fellowship, along with other characters, decide to open a school. Not everything goes as planned, and what will happen on Open House Night? Features Aragorn teaching PE, Haldir, and everyone's favorite human, Boromir! Also includes Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
Stuck on You by Lady Kei reviews
Another of those get K&K togther fics, with a slight twist. After a crazy conspiracy by the rest of the gang, K&K are going to find themselves physically bound togther. No more than three feet apart! This plan HAS to work, right? WARNING:Rating WILL go up
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Blood and Tears by JesusWolf reviews
Kaoru is found with tears in her eyes and blood on her hands. Can Kenshin find out what's wrong and heal her wounds?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Paradise by GhostfaceScylla reviews
Nani? Kaoru-dono loves who, de gozaru yo? Sessha knows sessha is not worthy, but seriously, how long has Kaoru-dono known this guy? Sessha must get her back..... R&R or no chatper 10!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,310 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Kaoru, Kenshin
The Best Intentions by Sailor-M00n reviews
What happens when the best intentions go wrong... I suck at summeries so youll have to just read and review!
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2004
RK My Way by Evil Scientist reviews
In chapter three, we learn the hazards of having really long names for your moves, another 'Robin' falls to his doom, wonder if spandex was invented in the 1800's, and say 'Amakakeru ryuu no hirameki' way too many times.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
Being Slick by Silver Miko reviews
Just WHY does Saitoh's hair never gray?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2004
The RK Villain's Flashback Guide by AA D reviews
If you've ever considered being a cool (or really hot) RK villain then you need a really sad flashback, so we've taken bits of the really good flashbacks and pieced them together to form this worthless piece of crap.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2004
The Great Role Reversal by Faramir Fancier reviews
Everyone is sick and tired of being themselves. They decide to switch places for the trilogy.... Features a new king, a lovesick Elf, a morbid hobbit, and a overenthused hobbit. Features the Fellowship, with more added as the movies go on. Read and Review
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
My Oneshot Pot by daniel-gudman reviews
Daniel's Kenshin oneshots, mostly 100-worders. 1: Laundromat. 2: Tea Party
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2004
The Rurouni Kenshin Angst Fic by Jitendra reviews
this is the first Rurouni Kenshin fic I've done, and I'm a big fan of the show. Oh yeah, all the RuroKen angst writers are going to hate me. UPDATED
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/23/2001
Rekindled Hope by Kaima reviews
Eowyn doesn't really know how to feel, Aragorn has left her feeling shattered inside, and she is desperately hoping to find someone to make her whole again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Why Does Kenshin Wear Pink? by Elly And The Gundam Wing Fan reviews
A one-shot that tries to explain the significance of Kenshin's magenta-fuchsia-pink gi. Rated PG for violence against laundry and chickens. This fic may cause death if read out loud.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Twilight by JoJo4 reviews
There must be one source of unhappiness in Eowyn and Faramir's marriage.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Muggle Studies by dearxXxjamie reviews
[OneShot][Pre HBP][Complete] T for language and some sensual moments. All 7th years are required to take atleast one extra class. Harry has Mythology, and Rona nd Hermione have Muggle Studies. What happens when Ron and Hermione are required to do a projec
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Saitou's Adventures in Babysitting by donna8157 reviews
With Kenshin and Kaoru gone for the weekend and no one else available, Saitou is the only candidate left to baby-sit Kenji. Havoc and chaos abound at the police station. A three-chapter mini story.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Saitou, Kenji
A Rhythm on the Dirt by ESP reviews
A collection of poems about a Rurouni... what internal guilt and selfloathing can do to one who wanders aimlessly. Told from various POV's, explores several poetry styles
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Kenshin
When A Man Loves A Woman by SukiHunny reviews
Up to what extent can dear Ken-san be soooo dense? What if suddenly... his acknowledged 'young girl' or the 'young Miss' he would always lay down his life for, slowly becomes the 'woman' he never expects to be? Please read and review. ^_^
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
The Fellowship has fun in the USA by Galadriel-in-disguise reviews
This started out as a normal Fellowship-on-a-road-trip fic...But after being pursued by fangirls, attacked by zombies, subjected to bad pop music, diverted to New Zealand, and mistaken for Martians, things started to get a little strange...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,241 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003
A Little Diversion by JoJo4 reviews
Faramir suspects that Eomer does not approve of him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
The Queen of the Rings: the Femaleship of the Ring by Lady LeBeau reviews
Summary: This is a fic about exactly how much better the Lord of the Rings would be if the main characters were girls. Very silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004
My Daddy is A Babysitter! by Ayane Hayabusa reviews
What Happens when Eowyn leaves town and Faramir is stuck watching their daughter, Bella? With the help of Eomer, nothing can go wrong right? WRONG!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Faramir, Eomer
Who Could Ever Love Me? by Guardian of the Moon reviews
Faramir and Eowyn haven't seen each other after the War of the Rings was ended, five long years. One day, Faramir comes to Edoras asking if Aragorn and Arwen may visit. Do the monarchs really just want to visit or do they have another idea in mind?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir
American PieLord of the Rings style! by Lady LeBeau reviews
This is a parody of the song "American Pie". Sung by Merry, it's about the day Theoden died. Rated for one cuss word.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/2/2004
Would You by Rascal reviews
A soppy Faramir & Eowyn story. Has no actual worthwhile content whatsoever. But aren't those two just cute?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir
Love conquers all by KaoruKenshin4ever reviews
(PG13 for later ch.) Kenshin has dropped into depression because he failed to protect Kaoru and the others. Kaoru affected by Kenshin's mood, stops eating, stops sleeping and soon enough becomes deadly sick, mentally and physically. Now Kenshin must help
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2003 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin
It's Like A Dream Come True by Elisabeth Potter reviews
Finished Harry gets stuck in the past, MWPP's 6th year to be precise, and accidently changes the future. OOTP spoilers R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Double Kodachis by mindmelda reviews
A parody about stuff in fanfics that generally bugs me (even in my own). Guest starring your favorite bishies from other series.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Aoshi, Kenshin
Beef Pots Again! by TheHineyGods reviews
Sequel to Beef Pots NOW. Yahiko, Kenshin, Aoshi, Katsu, Sano, Saitou, Kaoru, and Megumi go to the Akabeko. But someone has spiked the beef pots, and everyone goes nuts. What's poor Yahiko to do? R&R
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003
A pointless RK parody by Rissi-Sama reviews
Rated for language.....funny as heck....YOU MUST READ!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Shishio, Kenshin
Commercial Life by EK reviews
Vignettes in the life of the RK gang, inspired by popular Pinoy commercials. You don't have to be Pinoy to like 'em, though!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,202 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Complete
Kenshin Dies by Dr. John Ragbrain reviews
A misunderstanding causes Kenshin to be killed by Sanosuke!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Sanosuke
Giver Me a Break by flashfox reviews
A parody of the song "American Pie" I wrote a while back for my English class while we were reading "The Giver".
Giver - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2003
Beef Pots NOW by TheHineyGods reviews
Kenshin goes to the Akabeko... a crazed, hungry man holds Kenshin hostage to get beef pots... who is his assailant?? R&R
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Kenshin, Yahiko
Bond 000 : Dr Noway by Istoria reviews
"Bond has to be sexy, sophisticated, able to swoon woman with just a look, good at gambling, hold his alcohol, have good aim with a gun. " Apparently, the authoress missed this memo. Enjoy a complete parody on Rurouni Kenshin and James Bond.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,727 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Sanosuke, Megumi - Complete
Chibi Virus! by Blackspeed-Mistress reviews
Uh oh! We got a Chibi Kenshin in our hands! Watch him do the cutest things with the gang! R&R. Rated PG to be safe.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Kenshin
Rurouni Kenshin: ExtraCondensed by RurouniGochan reviews
Ever wanted to sum up the series for a friend? Look no further. The gist of the Rurouni Kenshin Anime. The sagas in a nutshell. ...Or less. (**Tales of the Meiji now posted!**)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002
Schoolhouse Rock by IllegalSmugglers reviews
Poor Elrond. As if three boys weren't enough, about half the characters from the Lord of the Rings series seek enlightenment! And you think your teachers have it hard!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Aragorn, Eowyn
Love's Fool by Rune3 reviews
What happens when Eowyn is too forward and Faramir is too shy? A lot of embarasing and funny moments! Fun to write, fun to read. Will make you laugh^__^ I definately plan on adding more. Enjoy!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir
Ticking Time Bomb Baby by omni82 reviews
Further Misadventures in babysitting! "No, Sanosuke didn’t know how children were...[But] jumping off roofs was a funny kind of whim for a kid to have."
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Kenji, Kenshin
The Akabeko Crisis by RurouniGochan reviews
Tae's stressed out so the Kenshin-gumi send her off on a vacation. Now they have to run the business while she's gone. Hoo boy. This is sure to be a recipie for disaster. ...Especially if Kaoru cooks.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2002 - Published: 6/25/2002
The case of the red robin by EK reviews
(one-shot) Kenshin has disappeared without a trace, and sends the -gumi in a frenzy. WHERE is he?!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Kaoru - Complete
Tadaima by czarek reviews
This is my own idea of how Kaoru will react if Kenshin will leave... and comes back later. She's gonna be one hell of an angry Kaoru. And what's Tae got to do with all this? May contain OOC so tell me. 'Tadaima' means 'I'm home."
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 6/6/2002
Bad Dog, No Biscuits by Istoria reviews
Well, we all know Kenji wasn't his dad's number one fan. Maybe it's because Kenshin let one too many of situations like this happen. A bit of humor that'll hopefully make you laugh
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Kenshin, Kenji - Complete
Rurouni-Locks and the Three Warriors by Maeniel reviews
Kaoru can't make tea. Sano's Zanbatou weighs a ton. And Yahiko's got the only decent room in the house. What's a pretty little redhead to do?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2002
Bad Timing by Unseen Watcher reviews
Kenshin and Kaoru are expecting. Kenshin's nervous and protective. Yahiko's in trouble.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Complete
The Guy At the Dojo by Veruca Ing reviews
A song about Kenji and how much he hates his dad, but loves his mom. Based on a pic I saw and a parody I wrote. Has nothing to do with the series.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2002
The Kenshin-gumi Counseling Service by aka Arashi reviews
*SEISOU HEN SPOILER ALERT* After watching the second episode of the new OVA, fanfic authors and fans everywhere need someone to turn to for comfort. The Kenshin-gumi comes to the rescue, once again. Another tribute to RK fic writers.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2002
Middle Earth High School by Katie Pie reviews
Just a random story about the Fellowship being in high school. No plot...just a couple of funny lines and not much else :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2002
Himura Kenshin- Life as a father and Husband by Icez Bluez reviews
See how Kenshin cope as a father, husband and also as a friend. Include Little Kenji! Please Read and Review
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001
Kobushisai: The Manbruiser by Square Watermelon reviews
The first in a series of Kenshin parodies, this is Kenshin with a couple important differences. First, no sword. ^_^ It's quite bizarre, but then, so is everything I do. Good for a belly laugh though!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2001
Sessha... by Artico reviews
Kenshin's sick? What's wrong, and what does it have to do with these dreems he's been having? ... if you can read all the other fics in here then you can read mine..(^.^) I hope you like it.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2001 - Published: 4/23/2001
The Rurouni Kenshin Mystery Fic by Jitendra reviews
I got good reviews for the last one and figured, what the hell? Although I don't think its as good as the angst one... that was a classic
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2001
How to Tell You're Obbsessed with LOTR reviews
I had to take it out of list form. Reviewers receive good karma :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2004
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