Monkeys-Are-Dangerous-Reptiles
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Joined 04-16-04, id: 573436
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and X-overs.

First of all, Hi to everyone! Welcome to a summary of my incredibly non-interesting hobbies (and if you are reading this bio you really must be bored)

I would first like to say that I amsixteen years old and within six months of my GCSE exams, so you're damned lucky that I have enough time to write at all. Actually though, I will always find time for Harry Potter.

As you might have guessed due to my reference to GCSEs, I am English. I was born in England and I continue to live in England, the damp hellhole that it is. I would like to add that I prefer to be called English and not British. It is a picky little thing that I have and I'm sure that many others agree with me. If the Scots can be Scottish and the Welsh can be Welsh, why can't the English be English?

My idols and people who I aspire to be like are:

JK Rowling, Multi-millionaire, author of Harry Potter, you might have heard of her

James Galway, Possibly the best flute player alive at the moment (I am a flautist, Grade 6 which isn't have bad if I do say so myself. There are only 8 grades, 8 being the highest)

John Seach, A volcanologist who has just about the best job in the world. Volcanoes are my great love, as well as Harry Potter of course, and I want nothing more than to become a volcanologist and spend my life travelling from one volcano to another, witnessing eruption, after eruption, after eruption.

I exclusively write Harry Potter fanfictions although my latest fiction crosses a number of different creations (Delusions of the Committed). I've never considered straying to another world, for the time being anyway. Although I have co-written a crazy story which although falls into the Harry Potter bracket, chapter 4 in particular, which was my handywork, could be catalouged under a number of different universes. id=1750010 if you like randomness, I suggest you check it out.

When it comes to normal fanfictions, I write romance stories, although I do love the tragedies too. I have several ships although there are many which I boycott.

Primary Ship: *HARRY POTTER/GINNY WEASLEY
Secondary Ship: *RON WEASLEY/HERMIONE GRANGER
Other less important ships: *NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM/LUNA LOVEGOOD
*REMUS LUPIN/NYMPHADORA TONKS
*JAMES POTTER/LILY EVANS (POTTER)
Most hated ships: *HARRY POTTER/HERMIONE GRANGER (please people, even JKR has said it won't happen)
*HARRY POTTER/DRACO MALFOY (it's disgusting, that's all I have to say)
*HARRY POTTER/RON WEASLEY (how dare you?!)
*DRACO MALFOY/HERMIONE GRANGER (Ron and Hermione are made for each other. How can you think otherwise?)
*DRACO MALFOY/GINNY WEASLEY (Don't make me sick! Harry and Ginny forever)
*SEVERUS SNAPE/HERMIONE GRANGER (EWW!)
*SEVERUS SNAPE/HARRY POTTER (This doesn't even deserve a comment, but I'll give it one anyway. EWW! EWW! EWW! EWW!)

Pet Hates: *MOM instead of MUM (if you're going to write, please make an effort to make the stories sound as though they are set in England)
*AMERICANISMS in general, for example, GIVES ME THE CREEPS, GRADUATION, GRADE instead of YEAR, CLASS PRESIDENT, getting this wrong: HARRY turns SEVENTEEN before HIS SEVENTH YEAR not AFTER, Hermione being younger than Harry and Ron when in fact she is older
*UNSPACED WRITING (no carriage returns between different people speaking, no paragraphs)
*STORIES THAT MOVE TOO FAST (loads of things happen in about 500 words which makes the story difficult to follow)
*SHORT CHAPTERS (a decent chapter excluding prolouges and epilouges should have at least 1000 words
*BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR (is it too much to ask to run a spell check?)
*BAD KNOWLEDGE OF HARRY POTTER (Post-OoTP stories that fail to follow canon in many ways. If you don't want to follow canon then make it Alternate Universe!)
*INCORRECT SPELLING OF NAMES, PLACES, MISCELLANEOUS THINGS FROM THE BOOKS (Why can't people look up words like WEASLEY commonly spelt WEASLY and McGONAGALL commonly spelt McGONAGLE. You have the books there, use them!)

Anyway, now that my little rant is over take a look at the stories I've written. I don't pretend that they're brilliant, but they are my better stories. I'm most proud of 2000 Miles, so please check it out. They're all HG, either fluff or tragedy, or both as the case may be. They're my favourite genres.

Thanks!

PS: Just a small note to Ronhermione13, it's not that I hate Americans, per se, it's just that the americanisms that creep into the stories annoy me. I also hate it when Americans claim to know facts about Britain, which I might add, usually end up being wrong, or incomplete.

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A Lost Love by Rhiain reviews
[complete] It’s been three years since Ginny left and Harry has been looking for her... What happens when he finds her? Where was she? What happened to make her run? and what is she doing in Melbourne Australia? Will she talk to him? or will she run again
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 225,002 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
An Interesting Summer by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
When Ron goes to Hermione's for the summer to snog Harry is left at the Dursley's and Ginny at the Burrow. See what happens when Harry goes to stay at the Burrow for the summer... Is that romance in the air?... HPGW with RWHG on the side.COMPLETE! Work
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,910 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
New Beginnings by da90schic reviews
Harry is left feeling lonely after Ron and Hermione get married and Ron moves out. Ginny is left without a home and stays with Harry. Love, tragedy, and everything else in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,269 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Keith and the Country Getaway almost by Keith-Starbright-Exists reviews
Here we go again, this is a kinda Suzi centric chapter just to warn you! Had to be done!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004
If The Fates Allow by AgiVega reviews
Ginny has been forced to marry Draco, but her heart still belongs to Harry. Will she ever break free from this unwanted marriage? Will Harry help her? Join them on their odyssey through despair and hope, faith and love, amidst Voldemort's machinations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 234,787 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Agonies of a Penalty ShootOut reviews
With World Cup 2006 alive and kicking, Hermione decides the time is ripe to introduce her husband and two best friends to the delights of an England match.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Quest for Freedom reviews
The war against Voldemort has raged for thirty years and now two rebellions factions merge to fight him. A legend is reborn and a terrible truth is learned about a night many years ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Everlasting Conflict reviews
COMPLETE! REWRITE! PostHBP. Voldemort was not cold in his grave when the first battle commenced. There had not been two years of peace and the wizarding world was at war once again. But this time the war was started by Harry Potter. To most he was no long
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,043 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Debt Repaid reviews
[One-Shot]"Love and loss forms you, Harry." If only they could find a way to save Harry, save him from the depression that had already consumed most of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Life and Love reviews
One year ago Harry and Ginny parted, now Ginny's getting married. Can Harry get there in time to stop the wedding and reclaim the love of his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Mickey Take reviews
The Weasleys and friends have gathered to celebrate Bill's wedding. The only problem for Ginny is when a simple mickey take becomes more serious than she could possibly have imagined. [ONE SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Cruel Love reviews
With the final battle approaching, can Harry win before anyone else is killed and will Harry's love for Ginny be Voldemort's downfall? [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
2000 Miles reviews
When Harry and Ginny finally fall in love, they are once again ripped apart by Voldemort and his Death Eaters. After the war Ginny is determined not to lose her love. HG with a side ordering of RHr. (All Chaps formatted) (COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,940 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Say Goodbye Harry reviews
War... Battle... Victory... Grief... Say goodbye, Harry, It won’t be for so long, I’ll see you again, some day, real soon, It won’t matter what went wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Delusions of the Committed
Meet the inhabitants of Grunge’s Mental Asylum, Suzi, Becca, Charlotte, and Trevor. To any ordinary people they are delusional, unfit to live in normal society, but to themselves, they are the heroes of the universe along with many people you may recog
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Published: 8/21/2004
Morte Viene A Tutto reviews
The war against the Dark Lord has been won, but victory does not come without sacrifice and loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Final Farewell reviews
It's our favourite trio's last day at Hogwarts and there's some presents to give and goodbyes to say
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
White Christmas reviews
Harry and Ginny get into the Christmas spirit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Power of Words reviews
There's a battle of the bands at Hogwarts and guess who's enetering...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Death Leaves Us With Memories reviews
A nice fluffy littel one shot... yeah right. Join Harry as we relive the miseries of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Light in a World of Darkness reviews
When Ginny reads Harry's journal, she finds something inexpected
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.