schwartzibrow
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Joined 04-16-04, id: 573684
Author has written 6 stories for Princess Diaries.
One time I did an interpretive freestyle, jazz-inspired dance in an airport terminal. I was on tour with Phantom Planet, and we had an hour to kill, so I just broke into this crazy dance. It was me kicking, crawling, spinning, flipping, eight-stepping, roping like a rodeo guy, and pretending to be skiing. It was the most inspired I've ever been and is possible my biggest accomplishment ever.

At the time, I couldn't tell how people around me were reacting, because I was what you call "in the zone". Basically everyone was just blurry, like at the end of Bloodsport when Jean-Claude Wan Damme has salt thrown in his eyes. I didn't have to see. I just felt. I saw with my heart.

Better than Perfect by Margaret Rose reviews
Ten years after the end of Book V, Mia struggles to be the princess the Genovians want, and Michael tries to avoid running into his ex-girlfriend, her family, and the Genovian national guard.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,253 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Complete
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Forever reviews
What could force Mia to reunite with her exboyfriend six years after they've broken up? MM.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,434 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Candle in the Wind reviews
Ever wonder what was going through Michael's head throughout Flamin? And even if you didn't wonder, still check this out. Because Schwartzibrow loves you. And Howie D. Maybe Howie more. But Howie doesn't get to read a cool story!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,072 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
Still Flamin' reviews
COMPLETE. Remember Flamin? It's got a sequel. And I wouldn't pass this one up. Schwartzibrow knows what Schwartzibrow is doing.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,820 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Pictures of Success reviews
AU: What happens when Mia falls for the guy slated to play Josh in the movie of her life? Note: Not Erik Von Detten.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,465 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Flamin' reviews
What if Mia forgave Josh for the Cultural Diversity Dance incident? Michael and Lilly are pissed, but Mia plans to prove them wrong about Josh. But can she? Dedicated to Juju!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,040 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Only in Dreams reviews
Mia's in love with guy, but will a vivid dream rock her world? Read and review. Please.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Complete