La Epster
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Joined 04-16-04, id: 573739
Author has written 11 stories for Les Miserables, Animorphs, and Arthur C. Clarke.

Hi!
My name is Karli aka La Epster. I am addicted to Les Miserables, Urinetown, Ragtime, and Seussical the musical so most of my fanfics will be about those three things. My hobbies are singing, acting, drawing, writing fanfic, and scaring people pretending I am posessed by random Les Mis Characters.

Favorite characters: Eponine, Les Amis, Gavroche

Least Favorite Characters: Marius, Cosette

Favorite Pairings: Eponine/Grantaire, Eponine/Joly, Enjolras/Grantaire, Fantine/Mme. Thenardier (I just want to see someone do that, just once!), Prouvaire/Combeferre, GOOD Eponine/Enjolras, GOOD Eponine/Marius (The kind that doesn't create Eppiesues), Thing One/ Thing Two (If it is done really REALLY well and you forget that they might be siblings...)

Pairings I can do without: Bad Marius/Eponine, Javert/Valjean (Unless it's really good.) BAD Thing One/ Thing Two

Current Fanfics I Have finished.

Grantaire the Drunk Bird: A Dr. Seuss/Les Mis fic where Grantaire wants to impress Enjolras . Slight Enjolras/Grantaire

The Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl: When Grantaire hears a noise, he rips off his clotes ad becomes Capital R... Unfortunately, he reaally only rips off his clothes. One-sided Grantaire/ Eponine

Capital R Strikes Back: The sequel to The Adventure of Capital R and Hat Girl. What happens when an american actor is posessed by four dead french people. Self-insertation. Based on a real actor and an Episode from South Park.

A Grantaire Poem: Self Explanitory

R: Private Eye: Enjolras is Murdered and Grantaire need to solve the case.

A Different Little Fall of Rain: Also self explanitory.

South Miz: A South Park/ Les Mis. Four Characters from Les Mis end up in South Park Colorado and four South Park Characters end up in Paris France

Fics I am currently working on.

Mis Time: La Epster tortures the characters of Les Miserables by forcing them to perform Ragtime. Joly love Eponine, Eponine Loves Grantaire, and Grantaire and Enjolras are hiding something from each other...

Also. A Note about Seussical Episode One. It is coming off due to lack of reviews. Imay be working on a different Seussical fan fic if I can ever get my laptop back up.

More to come!

I guess, since people have quotes, I'll have some too.

"Chicken"- By my best friend; Said in biology class after the teacher pauses

"Oh. My. Gosh. Guess who replied!" Me on the phone to my mom after I emailed "Grantaire" (Well, the guy who played him on broadway and on tour anyway) and he e mailed back.

"What did the dead french people say?" One of my fellow cast members mocking me about having The incredible four (read Capital R Strikes Back) in my head

"Six Sappy Sap Suckers Sucking Sap Sappily" Me when I was really at my mom's work.

"You're in my house." My best friend an hour after I got to her house.

"Give me brandy on my breath, and I'll breathe them all to death." Grantaire in Les Miserables

"Let's have a Say Zah sit off." Some classmates in my Asian Theatre class.

"Mommy Mommy! Thing Two Molested Me!" Me... long story...

"This wasn't a woman..." Coalhouse Walker Jr. in Ragtime... read Mis Time to understand why I really thought it was funny.

"There's no wrong or right way to breathe, just so long as it gets into your lungs!" the same friend who said "You're in my house."

More to come when more people talk.

Also, I do not accept flames. Any flames will be extinguised by Capital R and you really don't want that!

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Animorphs: The Alternative by EzekielRaiden reviews
JC,RT,MA. Part 9 done! The Ellimist finds that Crayak interfered with his selection of the Animorphs & sets things right. Marco & Ax are brought together by their friends. Rare adult content. Some language, violence. Please R&R! It'd make my day! Thanks.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
Also Sprach TMA1 by Teroglahn reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be buried for four million years, dug up again, gawped at, and not even have arms? Just ask the Tycho Monolith. Oneshot
Arthur C. Clarke - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
The Observations of The Unrequited by wolfwynd reviews
Grantaire watches Enjolras and muses.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2005
Les Petites by LesMisLoony reviews
A collection of ficlets by moi. Some are insane, some are serious, some are parodies. Now featuring Jamais Aux Mes Cotes, a "deleted scene" from the Words of Love series.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 4/22/2004
Did You Say Dentist? by T-R-Us reviews
When the leader of the revolution is away, the insurgents come out to play, but for how long can Les Amis remain on task while Enjolras is away with a toothache?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004
Whipping Boys by The escARGOT warriors reviews
Les Amis find a strange object in the back room of the Musain...
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2004
Words of Love by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE! I have successfully created a love... quadrilateral! Whoo! Why can't they just be two happy couples? Cos then I wouldn't have a plot, of course. Read the sequel.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Complete
Everybody's Fool by DustinandMarahForLife reviews
Grantaire and Enjolras after their (book) deaths, Enjolras finally realises what he did to his friends...implied slash...nothing radical. RR pwease?
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2004
The Robbery of an Old Life by Jazzy P reviews
Eponine loves Marius. Marius thinks he loves Cosette, but he always thinks about another girl. Could he love this girl instead of Cosette? ME pairing
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2004
I Used to Hate Her by nebulia reviews
A new take on Marius' feelings for Eponine, from his POV. Old, severely OOC, and very crappy.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Marius, Eponine - Complete
Chicken Soup for Enjolras by Phantomess of the Opera reviews
Poor Enjolras has the flu. Grantaire decides he needs to move in and take care of his friend by making him some of Mama Grantaire's World Famous Chicken Soup. Except, it doesn't exactly work out like Grantaire had hoped.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Chateaux de l'Aire by Phantomess of the Opera reviews
everyone's favourite drunk, meets everyones favourite nonsensical poet. Sort of a Grantaire version of Green Eggs and Ham.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/17/2002
E et É by Etienne Noret reviews
A tragic romance, and rather a good one, I'm told. Whom about? Read and review.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2002
Thallium Poisoning? by Aldalore of Barroth reviews
Joly thinks he is poisoned, and suspects his friends of poisoning him. R\R
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2002
The Case of the Crimson Cravat by lance2 reviews
Weird plot...lot's of insanity...R&R! No flames please! :)
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002
Rain Will Make the Flowers Grow by Walking in stardust reviews
1 year after the Barricades, Marius return to the Rue Mondetour in order to fofill a promise he made to Eponine. Musical/Book based. Don't bash me, but please R and R!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2002
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The Tales of a Misjudged Computer reviews
Everybody loves Dave Bowman. What happens when jealousy gets in the way of The Discovery's mission to Saturn? Slash warning, but it's all one sided. Based mostly off 2001: A Space Odyssey the book. Please review but no flames. Rated T to be safe
Arthur C. Clarke - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
A Friend is a Friend reviews
A 2001/ Matrix crossover. A mechanical rival to the HAL-9000 rebels against its creators, enslaving the human race while the crew of the Discovery head to Saturn. Can HAL keep the crew safe when the machines chase them through space? Rated for slash.
Arthur C. Clarke - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2008
Whoimorphs
Four young men from Shepherds Bush encounter an alien with a blue box that holds unspeakable power.... Oh dear... Please Read and REview... No Flames...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Published: 4/30/2007
MisTime reviews
UPDATED What do you do when you have the score of “Ragtime” stuck in your head? Why you force the characters of Les Miserables to perform it. Warning for slash, reversed gender roles, and revered race roles. Please Review but no Flames.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005
South Miz reviews
COMPLETE (Finally) Les Mis meets South Park. I bet it's been done many times but I wanted to do it. Four Les Mis Characters switch places with four South Park Characters.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Complete
R: Private Eye reviews
Rated just to be on the safe side. Enjolras is murdered and Grantaire has to solve the murder. EnjolrasGrantaire. COMPLETE. Please no flames.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Capital R Strikes Back reviews
COMPLETE! The Sequel to Capital R and Hat Girl, What if an American Actor is possessed by the dead Les Mis Characters? Based on both a South Park episode and my imaginary friends. No Flames. Rated out of an excess of caution.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
A Grantaire Poem reviews
Rated out of excess of caution. I had to do it.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004
A Different Little Fall of Rain reviews
This was originally for June 6 but I let Grantaire write some and Enjolras wrie some. Slash warning. I don't know if it's been done before. Rated out of caution.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004
The Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl reviews
When Grantaire hears a noise, he rips of his clothes to become Capital R. Lttle does he realize that he really just rips off his clothes. Rated out of excess of caution. COMPLETE
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,298 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
Grantaire the Drunk Bird reviews
Grantaire the Bird wants to impress Enjolras the Elephant but when Enjolras insults him... implied slash. This is my first fan fiction and also the result of lack of sleep and too much Seuss
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2004