Miss-Smilla
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Joined 04-17-04, id: 573848, Profile Updated: 05-15-08
Author has written 7 stories for LXG, Doctor Who, Ashes to Ashes, Thor, Being Human, and Avengers.

Miss_Smilla doesn’t write or post much fanfiction, but she does try her best.

Her preferred genre has always been fantasy/horror. However, she cannot watch 'Most Haunted', 'El Orfanato', 'Pan's Labyrinth' etc. without hiding behind the sofa. In short she is really a bit of a wuss when it comes to the supernatural.

Due to her unsatisfied fan-girl lusts she often includes a romance or a hint of repressed sexuality (unresolved sexual tension) in her fiction, which she hopes doesn’t alienate her readers, but you can’t have everything now can you?

She is addicted, rather unfortunately, to Ben & Jerry’s as her waistline and bank balance testify. She hopes her readers understand the poverty she lives in and will send her gifts of chocolate digestives.

If the reader cannot afford the postage and packing then they must, she feels, do the honourable thing and give her a review instead.

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Courtly Matters by ArtificialAorta reviews
Fandral and Volstagg get caught up in the middle of a scene they shouldn't be watching... (Loki/ Darcy)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,500 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Darcy L., Loki, Fandral, Volstagg
Smoke & Mirrors by latessitrice reviews
His captors think him defeated, but even Odin doesn't know the secrets Loki holds. Before long, he'll be free, events set in motion by Frigga's best intentions and Loki's worst instincts. He's seen his future, and nothing is going to stop him from stealing it.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,864 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
The Veil by mak5258 reviews
Hermione passes through the Veil, but is that it? Is it so simple? So final? Would there be more chapters coming if it were?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
A Cold and Lovely Darkness by PinkFreud reviews
Darcy has a hard time dealing with the darkness of winter. Loki has a solution, and it has nothing to do with the light. Short drabble.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
The Blood-Dimmed Tide by ofravenwings reviews
In penance for his actions, Loki has been sent back to Earth and imprisoned beneath Stark Tower. New York has been shattered by the Chitauri attack, most of its populace scattered to other parts of the country. Those who remain in the city are struggling to survive as the world slides towards economic and political chaos. Darcy Lewis is one of those who chose to remain. COMPLETE
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,115 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
The Girl Who Couldn't Turn Straw into Gold, and the Boy Who Helped Her by thelastclarissa reviews
A Tasertricks version of the Rumpelstiltskin version.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Twist of Fate by Elixir.BB reviews
AU. Kind of. In the eyes of everybody and in the grand scheme of things, Darcy Lewis is a nobody. She's not important. She has no place in the grand design of things. That is, in the eyes of everybody except for Frigga, who knew that Darcy Lewis would be quite important in the years to come.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,554 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Banished by Steve Zissou reviews
Felix's earliest memory is of the sound of Donald whispering descriptions of people in his ear. He can feel Donald's tiny, tiny wooden cane against his leg and he can feel Donald's tiny fingers weaving with his own and he knows Donald is very nervous. AU: What if both of them got banished and reverted to children? DarcyxLoki, JaneXThor
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Make it Count by Steve Zissou reviews
There are hands and then there are hands and there is touching and then there is caressing, stroking, coming undone with fingers gliding and smoothing over skin, over muscle, over bone, through hair again and again and again. Then there is touching to kill and to hurt and to leave scars. DarcyXLoki oneshot.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
I'm Gonna Be A Part Of It Whether I Want To Or No by tobinfic reviews
Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83,900 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 129 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Secret Agent Man by Tarafina reviews
Darcy just went out to dance in the desert rain and found a secret agent to warm her bed along the way.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,059 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Agent Coulson, Darcy L. - Complete
Dark Matter by innocent-vessel reviews
No one had ever intentionally hurt her before in her whole life. No one had ever raised a hand against her in violence. The fear of it and the inability to control the situation was just as bad as the pain itself. And it pissed her the fuck off. Cover art by ilosttrackofthings on tumblr. WARNING: Torture. I'm real serious about the M.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,910 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
You Lift Me Up by Tarafina reviews
From the beginning to the end; how Bruce finally lets himself find happiness only to have it all destroyed.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,742 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Things We Learned From Wars by MaySoFarAway reviews
Sequel to Kid's Movies and In-Between Days. The further education of Steve Rogers, and the SHIELD-ification of Darcy Lewis. Adventure, angst, character death, and a couple of cameos.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Blue by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Kids Movies by MaySoFarAway reviews
While moving to New York, Darcy Lewis finds a sketch of a certain hero, pre-serum, and a long convoluted adventure involving movies, super villains, and being a competent SHIELD agent begins. Rating is mostly for language. And some blood. And some love.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,775 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Insomnia At Its Finest by wickedwriter916 reviews
Darcy Lewis is horrible at sleeping, and having fun, and not being annoyed at Clint.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Still Those Little Things Remain by wallyflower reviews
When Severus Snape comes to St Mungo's under a coma, a healer thinks her only responsibility is to inform his relatives of his inevitable death. Things get complicated when the healer finds out that he'd previously been married to a former student.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mirrors Repeat by how does she do it reviews
When the Adventure was over, the Mirror was supposed to send her back home. But Mirrors repeat, and it sends her back to the day before. The day when she and Hatter almost kissed, when she first found her father. It sends her the chance to change it all.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,199 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Even If It's Just In His Head by angel-dawes reviews
Spoilers through 2x08. "He used to dream of different girls. Girls of all kinds. Now, all he dreams of is Annie." Mitchell/Annie, although it's fairly light.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Mitchell, Anna S./Annie
It's Elemental, My Dear Snape by cathedral carver reviews
Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Pay attention – there’s a test later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,642 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5741 - Favs: 9,370 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Bloody Good Snog by Aeria reviews
Who’s to say traveling companions can’t snog occasionally? Rose/Ten
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Sun is Often Out by Hannah-1888 reviews
Hermione, eager to return to all things academic, accepts a teaching post at Hogwarts where her love of learning opens her eyes to many things, including what it means to truly love someone. SS/HG fluff, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,023 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Coulrophobia by Kewai reviews
A2A - Shaz - Shaz's thoughts as she lies close to death amid the events of Episode 7.
Life on Mars - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2008
Satin and Tat by R. Scott reviews
Ashes to Ashes: He never knows what to say, he can only beat it out of people, yell things that makes spit fly from his mouth, shout so that it hurts his own ears. He can’t tell her what she needs to hear, he doesn’t know what she wants. Gene/Alex
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Bound To Silence by cecelle reviews
He found himself afraid of hoping too hard, veering wildly between cautious anticipation and abject certainty that this was never going to end. That he would be stuck between these barren walls forever. HGSS. Friendship with a dash of romance. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Full of Grace by Anya2 reviews
Post PotW The Doctor knows it is better this way...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005
Only in America: Skinner's Story TPDoEQ by Lady Norbert reviews
As promised, here are the events of TPDoEQ vol. IV as told from the perspective of everyone's favorite invisible thief. Find out what happened when he and the object of his affections were separated during the visit to America.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,266 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
By the Book by Scattered Logic reviews
During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
TPDoEQ, vol III: The Wintering by Lady Norbert reviews
Elizabeth journals the adventures of the League as they pass the winter by visiting tropical countries, exchanging Christmas gifts, and celebrating the marriage of two of their own. But will it all be quiet and peaceful? Not likely.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
TPDoEQ, vol II: The Egypt Chronicle by Lady Norbert reviews
All for Egypt was the call at the end of the first Private Diary. Elizabeth Quatermain continues to document the League's exploits in the land of the pharaohs.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Complete
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Yes is a world (or 5 times Mitchell tried to convince Annie) reviews
Mitchell tries to convince Annie that he is worth marrying.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
Built From Hair and Bone reviews
In the dark, where she arrives, this is where Darcy Lewis disappears.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Annabel Lee
‘things don't die or remain damaged / but return: stumps grow back hands, / a head reconnects to a neck, / a whole corpse rises blushing and newly elastic.’ - ‘In Childhood’, Kimiko Hahn
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
A Horizontal Thread reviews
We are dying, we are dying, so all we can do / is now to be willing to die, and to build the ship / of death to carry the soul on the longest journey." - The Ship of Death, D.H. Lawrence
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Cyclical reviews
He will lose her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Blood and Water reviews
PG15. Maybe revenge is the tie that binds us.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 11/5/2004
Shards reviews
PG15. The final chapter. The final showdown. A victim, a captain without crew, a burning man, a corpse and the betrayed and betrayer they are, each of them, isolated, abandoned and alone.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,134 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Complete