The Ninja Who Wanted To Be A Samurai
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Joined 04-17-04, id: 574373, Profile Updated: 10-02-12
Author has written 20 stories for Teen Titans, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, Jak and Daxter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Samurai Champloo, and Trigun.

Hokay kids, heeeere we goooo:

I stole a quiz about Kingdom Hearts since I'm writing a story for that category right now. I'm evul...

1.) Who is your favorite Kingdom Hearts character(s)?
Riku, Sora, Roxas, Axel.

2.) What is your favorite pairing?

3.) Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?
Wha? I guess yaoi. But I don't get my jollies off it or anything.

4.) Ever cosplayed Kingdom Hearts characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
No, but I want to at some point. Fo sho.

5.) List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.
Wall scroll, Riku's keyblade, collection of keyblade charms, KH 1 and 2, Riku plushie, Sora Heartless Form plushie.

6.) Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?
No. HAHA!!! Riku in my dreams. But I like real boys too! I swear!

7.) SoraxKairi or RikuxKairi?
Hmm. I like both of these when I'm pairing Kairi with someone, but honestly my world consists of deleting Kairi from the equation and having Riku and Sora run free.

8.) AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
Axel/Roxas. For sure.

9.) Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
Umm... UMM!!! Too much pressure! I guess Twilight. :D

10.) Do you support the XemnasxSaix theory?
Uh, what theory is that? *is so out of the loop* If you mean sexy sex between them, prolly.

11.) Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?

12.) Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?
Roxas, Axel, Saix. Demyx is aight too. And lawd knows Xehanort/Xemnas/Ansem is a sexy ass freakin' beast.

13.) Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?
Must... fight... it...! FINE! I like Kairi in a way, okay?! It's just when she's all talk-y and useless-y in the games that I want to hunt her down and eat Kairi meat!

14.) Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
No, I haven't played the gay ass spin offs. Birth By Sleep would be the only one I want to play. Blech. Give me some KH3 and I'll be happy.

15.) Have you read the manga?
The first one, but it's just the game in a manga? Eh.

16.) Do you believe Sora has ADD?
Uhm... I guess? *frowns at millions of fangirls*

17.) Japanese or English?
English. Simple and Clean > Hikari.

18.) Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?
I don't really have an opinion of her. She plays such a small role! But she's cool. :D Roxas/Namine is aight too.

19.) Demyx = Annoying or funny?
I love his random insanity where he's all self conscious. Best part about him. :D

20.) Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?

Umm... wtf?

21.) Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
Emooooo. Riku is the misunderstood hunk. Zexion is the little emo with a minor part in a crappy spin off game. Blah..

22.) Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Totally Sora. He's the girliest! Or Larxene could be a dude since they're all girly guys in a way. HAHA WASN'T EXPECTING THAT ONE, WERE YA?

23.) Axel = Gay or straight?
I hope gay. For Roxas. :D

24.) Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
A serious, well rounded Sora is AMAZING to read. Love it.

25.) Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
Yesss'm. Especially writing them.

26.) Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?


27.) Do you like lemons?

No. I like well put together love scenes, not mindless fan girl lemons.

28.) Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
No. My dad saw Sora in KHII when he still had on his booty shorts from KHI, so now he only knows "girly boy from that one game" XD

29.) Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?

30.) Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
No??? Interesting? Is this a video series? o_O

31.) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
Yes. >:D

32.) Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"
Nope, I can't draw. D:

33.) Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"

34.) Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?
No. -_-;;

35.) Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?
No, I'm broke thanks to college.

36.) Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?
Kind of? Properly made.

37.) Would you ever join Organization Xlll?
Nooo. Too much testosterone. I'm looking at you Larxene... teeeheee. >:D

38.) Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
NO. Stop reminding me about how I can't draw to save my life!

39.) Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?
Always and forever.

40.) Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?

41.) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?
No. But I know a few people that it has. -_-

-Favorite Pairings-

Although I'll try almost every pairing, here are a few of my favorites:

Teen Titans: Robin/OC, Raven/BB, BB/Terra. I really don't like Starfire, believe it or not.

Kingdom Hearts: Riku/Sora (can I hear an AMEN?), Roxas/Axel, Riku/Roxas, Roxas/Namine.

Jak and Daxter: Jak/Kiera, Torn/Ashlien, Jak/Errol, Errol/Keira.

Prince of Persia: Prince/Farah. I loathe all other women in these games.

Wolf's Rain: Kiba/Cheza, Hige/Blue, Hub/Cher.

Trigun: Vash/Meryll, Wolfwood/Milly, Vash/Wolfwood.

Full Metal Alchemist: Edward/Roy, Edward/Winry.

Death Note: L/Light. I loathe Misa.

Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Gaara/Naruto, Kakashi/Sasuke.

GundamSEED: Athrun/Cagalli, Cagalli/Kira (live with it). I loathe Flay. Bitch. Oooh that bitch.

Samurai Champloo: Fuu/Mugen, Mugen/Jin.

Ouran High School Host Club: Hikaru/Kaoru, Tamaki/Haruhi, Tamaki/Kyouya.

-Screen Name Explanation-

Upon seeing my screen name, some of you might of wanted to slap me upside the head and ask, "What in the hell does 'The Ninja Who Wanted To Be A Samurai' even mean?".

Well, I'm about to tell you, so shut up and listen.

My old screen name was something like 'takimoe' or some Japanese sounding name that started with a T. Anyways, I grew to really dislike it. So one day I sat down and tried to think up any name that would be better.

I had recently started watching the anime "Samurai Champloo" and I really liked it (I still love it). So, I was trying to think of anime, video games, T.V. shows, books, etc. that I really like and then screen names that correspond with them. Well, since I was obsessed with Samurai Champloo at the moment, I decided to come up with a name that had to do with it.

Well, I can't remember the exact train of thought I had when I thought it up, but I wanted something to do with 'Samurai' or 'Ninja'. Then I tried to combine them together. Well, some way or another, The Ninja Who Wanted To Be A Samurai popped up, and I liked it. So it stuck. And I really don't think it's going any time soon for a few reasons. First, no one wants me to think up another weird, long name. Second, I couldn't even begin to think of what it would be. Finally, I plain just don't feel like it.

So, that's how I got my weird, catchy, annoyingly long screen name.

-Chronicles of Pain: Doon's Story-

I took this down off the site not too long ago because of the excessive space between updates and the many errors it contained. I plan to revise and repost it once I have most of it written; but just expect it with a new name.

Look out for my stories, and remember kids:


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Deadly Desire by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Riku is a vampire. Sora is a reincarnation of Riku's medieval lover. But what does love have to do with it? Riku's after revenge. RikuxSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,175 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Sora, Riku
An AkuRoku Poem by sana-chan9 reviews
Just a little poem I wrote in English, AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Sora the love of my life convinces me to drive nearly clear across the country to rescue his twin brother. It wouldn't have been that bad, except we have to bring Kairi along. And Sora's boyfriend. Roxas, you'd better be worth it. AkuRoku, RikuSora. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Wholly Addicted To You by FruchiSeka reviews
When Sora finds a new neighbour moving in next door: neither does he expect to find a hole in his bathroom wall the next morning nor an odd attraction to who he sees through it. Will love blossom or will it be sealed like the hole in the wall? RxS AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,079 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Reckless and Impulsive by VIII of XIII reviews
All Roxas wanted was a simple and convenient way to die. What he got was Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Ave Maria by cobra-2k reviews
Reputable assassin Sora Hikari has never thought his prey beautiful before, but now that's it happened, there's no going back. With the help of his partners Cloud, Yuffie, and Larxene, can he retain his freedom, reputation, and maybe even win his love? S
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,082 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sora, Kairi
Make Me by Pick 'n' mix reviews
[AU] [InuKag] One letter means Kagome gets the chance to live with hotshot superstar Inuyasha for 3 months. She gets it all: money, fame and gorgeous arrogant guy to boot. The problem? She doesn't want it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Flee From Our Troubles by Riku's-Kitsune-Mate reviews
Sora is a slave to a horrible master. So, he escapes. What happens when a runaway silver haired boy finds him ... [AU, SoraRiku, Yaoi, angst]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,464 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Sora, Riku
A Dangerous Heart by RenjiLuvah reviews
Spoilers during & after Jak X. Jak hasn't given the Keira the attention she has craved, what happens when an older man steps in? He's attractive, charming, but he's their enemy! JxK, RxK Rated M for last chapter in case. Bonus Removed.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,330 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Intentions by Alternative Delirium reviews
Pertains to chapter five of After the Storm. Fourteen months after the time-warp accident, Keira is involved with an aspiring racer. But her heart has always belonged to Jak, and she misses him more than ever when things start to get out of control...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Keira, Erol - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by whitejellO reviews
AU: Americanized culture. Seto Kaiba has always struggled to suppress his feelings and emotions. But we often forget that he IS a teenager, too, and they all have hormones...They really begin to take over when a beautiful girl enters his life. COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,663 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
Gundam Seed Suicide by A Fading Shadow reviews
AU: When Cagalli dies, Kira just can't take it anymore. Chapter 2: If you didn't want Kira to die I wrote another chapter where he lives.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004
Cilley by Krin reviews
Extremely AU, written before Jak3 came out! Story about Jak's mom and his impoverished childhood in Haven leading up to the second game. A sad and brutal story.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,208 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Jak M. - Complete
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? reviews
Without you, I am empty. Drabble. From Knives' POV. May or may not become a one-shot series.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Knives
Save Me A Kiss reviews
What if Jak and Kiera had reunited a different way? Jak/Kiera. One-shot.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
In His Mind reviews
Sora has always had trouble distinguishing the real world from fantasy as a diagnosed schizophrenic. But everything changes for him when he meets one boy who understands him like no one ever has. Riku/Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sora, Riku
Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned reviews
Things left unsaid haunt Nicholas D. Wolfwood. Vash/Wolfwood. One-shot.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Vash, Wolfwood - Complete
Better Than Me reviews
A drunk remembers all that he's lost. Jak/Keira, Errol/Keira. One-shot.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
A Lovely Realization reviews
Looks can be deceiving. Read all the way through my friends. Riku/Sora. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Love is Comatose reviews
"I thought you'd never wake up…". Riku/Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Only They Knew reviews
It was morning, and they were still in love. Jin/Mugen. One-shot.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Under the Circumstances reviews
Take one bar, add two different people and one life or death situation to the mix. End up with an odd set of circumstances to fall in love under. Torn/Keira. One-shot.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Keira, Torn - Complete
These Lovely Bonds reviews
When someone falls in love with the person who kidnapped them, it's a strange thing. But the real kicker comes when it's mutual. Axel/Kairi. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Kairi, Axel - Complete
Vertically Challenged reviews
"Jeez you're short." he laughed out. Usually my answer to this would have been protest, anger, and screaming my ass off, but this time I just smiled at him. "We prefer to be called the 'vertically challenged'." Roy/Edward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Set My Heart On Fire reviews
"I missed these kinds of nights Axel, just being with you." Axel smiled down at the honey haired boy. "I know what you mean. I missed them too, Roxy." Axel/Roxas. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
This Void In Me reviews
Why do Roxas and Riku seem so familiar to each other, when they've only just met? Riku/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
Happy Birthday reviews
"Happy Birthday, love." he whispered onto the glass. Riku/Sora. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Friends 'till the End reviews
True friendship prevails through all, even death itself. One-shot.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
We'll Go Together reviews
What if Sora went with Riku, into Kingdom Hearts? Riku/Sora. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Darling reviews
A love that was never meant to last. Or was it? Poetry feel. Kikyou/Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Inuyasha, Kikyō - Complete
Our Bloody Loss reviews
Sora and his friends have lost to the darkness. Now they face fatal punishment from Organization XIII. Sora/Kairi, Roxas/Namine, Leon/Yuffie, Cloud/Aerith.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
His Shadow reviews
Riku sits on Destiny Island's beach, contemplating both his feelings and his past. Riku/Sora. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Tameranian Girl reviews
After her father's death, everything falls apart for young Starfire. This is her story. OC/OC, Robin/Starfire.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 40,337 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Robin, Starfire - Complete