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Joined 05-23-14, id: 5748307, Profile Updated: 05-25-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm thinking of starting a new religion with J.K as our god and Harry Potter as our bible, any joiners??

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One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
His Firecracker by C.Queen reviews
A Potions Master's attempt to steal Snape's intelligence from the man's portrait backfires, and Snape ends up in control of the man's body. And if that's not bad enough, he's stuck living and working with Lily L. Potter too. Let the fireworks begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,839 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Murderous Mansion by OogieBoogie reviews
"You don't understand, Malfoy. I'm not making this up. My house is trying to kill me," Hermione walked towards him and looked at him dead in the eye. "Granger, if I were your house, I too would try to kill you." Hermione's house has gone bonkers, trying to kill her every chance it gets. She enlists the help of famous Curse Breaker, Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,326 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kíli, OC] - Complete
The Sickness Unto Death by tristanackerly reviews
University AU. Sirius is not keen to take notes for the sick, sweater-wearing boy in his Gender Studies class. However, he soon becomes fascinated by this lonely creature, and does everything in his power to show him that he is more than just his illness. RL/SB [5k reads! Thank you all!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,914 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Alexei's Plan by C.Queen reviews
Alexei Dolohov swore on his honor that if any member of his family dared to tell him what to do again he'd do something that would make them sorry. They should have taken him seriously, especially since he knows how Hugo Weasley can drive them crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,829 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - OC, Hugo W. - Complete
Of Cobbing and Cuddling by Bumbledbee reviews
After saving Scorpius Malfoy from the wrath of Professor McGonagall, Rose Weasley's day to day life begins consisting of more Scorpius Malfoy than she can probably handle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,493 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Louis's Teddy Bear by C.Queen reviews
Louis needs a place to crash for a month and talks family friend Teddy into letting him stay with him, having no idea just how wrapped around his little finger Teddy really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Teddy L., Louis W. - Complete
Wearing His Ring by C.Queen reviews
Things haven't been going well for Regulus Black since he died. His soul is trapped in a ring, forcing him to remain a prisioner of a homicidual ex. But things might be looking up for him now that the person wearing his ring is Teddy Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,177 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Regulus B., Teddy L. - Complete
After Class by C.Queen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,978 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Chances Are by fanficfanforev reviews
Hermione woke up after the war with a terrible surprise. Her life is forever changed, and she is going to have to learn how to live with her new handicap. If her new life wasn't going to be hard enough, she also has to deal with rengades who believe that Voldemort's view of Muggle Born's were correct. Can she accept her new life and help a friend find healing as well?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,694 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,596 - Reviews: 5583 - Favs: 10,699 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot Off the Press by bahjoosaeyo reviews
Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Hospital Bed Monologue by GraeLiars reviews
Rose wakes up in hospital surrounded by 5 men – an older red haired man who's cursing everyone in sight, a terrified young man dressed in odd orange robes, a crazy haired boy whose trying to restrain the red head, a stocky bloke who says he's her boyfriend, and a blonde aristocrat who doesn't appear to be breathing. She just wants to know one thing – which one is her Man-Pillow?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Soul Bonding by MaryRoyale reviews
After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,295 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
For 10 Galleons by C.Queen reviews
Slytherin Alexei Dolohov needs just ten galleons in order to buy a new broomstick for the Quidditch finals, and wouldn't you know it, Hugo Weasley happens to have just that amount. But the coins are not for free.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - OC, Hugo W. - Complete
Always You by C.Queen reviews
Sequel to 'Only You'. Al and Scorpius haven't been a couple in a while, but fate has put them together again and they must not only deal with their past together, but their turbulant present. Also Albus/Gellert and Domi/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,573 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Noticing of Lucy Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Lucy W., Percy W. - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Night and Day by C.Queen reviews
Andromeda Black is anything but thrilled when she's forced to tutor Ted Tonks, a Muggleborn. The goofy, clumsy Hufflepuff isn't like anyone she's ever met, and he just might be teaching her a thing or two along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,123 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Only You by C.Queen reviews
Albus Dumbledore is reborn and given a new life free of the past.But he isn't the only one to be reborn. Stuck as an exchange student at Durmstrang Albus is faced with the only man he's ever loved..who has no intention of losing Albus again.Also ASP/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,008 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10976 - Favs: 14,603 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4179 - Favs: 5,345 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 5,984 - Follows: 1,232 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
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Sometimes you have to use water to get dirty reviews
Heat plus friends in detention plus interruptions to relaxation by the lake ought to be an annoyance, but Hermione can't really bring herself to mind! Total smut/PWP. M for a reason, you have been warned ;P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caught in the Office reviews
When attempting to keep a relationship a secret, going at it in public usually isn't the best way to go. You are liable to have someone find out and use it for blackmail... Total Smut/PWP. You have been warned ;P (hint of DM/GW)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Not on the to-do list reviews
Hermione comes home after a shitty day and discovers the evening can get much better when naked roommates are involved. Total smut/PWP So M for a reason. You have been warned ;P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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