Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Jedi Apprentice.PLEASE NOTE - FTJ Stupid StorytellerS as in plural as in 3 different people.
F - Frankie/writer/Star Wars Fan
J - No I'm not! I have Draco Malfoy!
Our Motto - Love is in the air and so is Aunt Marge.
We are obsessed with Diet Coke and that's what keeps us going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going. Just like the enegizer bunny!
We all love reviews, Hermione/Ron shipping, and large orange elephants name Bobalino and Star Wars.
J- No F, you love Star Wars.
F- No I wouldn't say I love Star Wars, I would say I'm obsessed with Star Wars.
IMPORTANT STAR WARS NEWS THAT FRANKIE JUST HAD TO PUT ON!!!
F- I'm sooo freaking out!!! I know what the new Star Wars movie title is!!! It's REVENGE OF THE SITH!!! (coming May 19 2005)
SOME FUNNY THINGS TO PONDER
Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.
How can 4 words change movie making forever.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
If you ever go to Tesi's creek,never go in it because there is a anaconda just waiting to eat you there.
Memo - J's email is
If you would like to talk to F...
You can find her at firstname.lastname@example.org
If you would like to talk to T...
If you want to AIM J she's SwimmerChic151, OompaLoompaGrl54, or ImInLalaLand9019, or VBaLLPlAya00001. Choose 1!!!
Tesi is also getting a idea for a second chapter for "How hermione became blond". And she thinks she can get away with making hermione go out with draco. But let's watch her even dare!muahahahahaha.
If you wanna join the Oompa Loompa club e-mail anyone of us. We will be happy to make you a freaky orange midget like the rest of us.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, DEDLE DE DE! THERE THEY ARE A STANDING IN A ROW! BUM BUM BUM! BIG ONES SMALL ONES SOME A BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!!
we just had to get that out of our system!
Because Paulina is funny and this revelation completely true...We decided to honor her by putting a section of Paulina's revelations on our bio:
Wrappers that won't open. Oh my gosh, what the heck. How come the darn company wraps this candy, brownies, cheese sticks, whatever into these impossible be-yond reason wrappers that takes you like 25 minutes to get a little tear, and then by that time your to pissed off to eat it. I mean food is meant to be easily eaten, not having to break your neck trying to open a frekin wrapper!! Oh, and what's even worse is when the wrapper doesnt even have a TEAR HERE thing written on it, so you have to figure where the heck you start. So you spend forever opening one side, when you were suppsoed to open the other side the whole entire time! So you feel like a damn idiot. Argh!! I think, these companys should just put food in little easy-open containers and BURN THE HARD-TO-OPEN WRAPPERS TO THE GROUND!
Well love ya's, bye!