FTJ Stupid Storytellers
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Joined 04-18-04, id: 574896
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Jedi Apprentice.
PLEASE NOTE - FTJ Stupid StorytellerS as in plural as in 3 different people.

F - Frankie/writer/Star Wars Fan
T - Tesi/Stupid
J - Janie/editor, publisher, just plain brilliant, smart(did we say that she is available too!)

J - No I'm not! I have Draco Malfoy!

Our Motto - Love is in the air and so is Aunt Marge.

We are obsessed with Diet Coke and that's what keeps us going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going. Just like the enegizer bunny!

We all love reviews, Hermione/Ron shipping, and large orange elephants name Bobalino and Star Wars.

J- No F, you love Star Wars.

F- No I wouldn't say I love Star Wars, I would say I'm obsessed with Star Wars.

IMPORTANT STAR WARS NEWS THAT FRANKIE JUST HAD TO PUT ON!!!

F- I'm sooo freaking out!!! I know what the new Star Wars movie title is!!! It's REVENGE OF THE SITH!!! (coming May 19 2005)

SOME FUNNY THINGS TO PONDER

Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.

How can 4 words change movie making forever.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and all are different colors
...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

If you ever go to Tesi's creek,never go in it because there is a anaconda just waiting to eat you there.

Memo - J's email is
jjane55@bellsouth.net, this is because she checks it daily.

However

If you would like to talk to F...

You can find her at funkyfrankie202@aol.com
or her AIM at FunkyFrankie202, fairly easy to remember, no?

If you would like to talk to T...
You can find her at TesiSaker@bellsouth.net
Tesi's I-M is MessyTesi61

If you want to AIM J she's SwimmerChic151, OompaLoompaGrl54, or ImInLalaLand9019, or VBaLLPlAya00001. Choose 1!!!
She is on almost ALL the time so AIM her.

Tesi is also getting a idea for a second chapter for "How hermione became blond". And she thinks she can get away with making hermione go out with draco. But let's watch her even dare!muahahahahaha.

If you wanna join the Oompa Loompa club e-mail anyone of us. We will be happy to make you a freaky orange midget like the rest of us.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, DEDLE DE DE! THERE THEY ARE A STANDING IN A ROW! BUM BUM BUM! BIG ONES SMALL ONES SOME A BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!!

we just had to get that out of our system!

Because Paulina is funny and this revelation completely true...We decided to honor her by putting a section of Paulina's revelations on our bio:

Paulina's revelations
You know what I hate? Oh my gosh this annoys me to no end...

Wrappers that won't open. Oh my gosh, what the heck. How come the darn company wraps this candy, brownies, cheese sticks, whatever into these impossible be-yond reason wrappers that takes you like 25 minutes to get a little tear, and then by that time your to pissed off to eat it. I mean food is meant to be easily eaten, not having to break your neck trying to open a frekin wrapper!! Oh, and what's even worse is when the wrapper doesnt even have a TEAR HERE thing written on it, so you have to figure where the heck you start. So you spend forever opening one side, when you were suppsoed to open the other side the whole entire time! So you feel like a damn idiot. Argh!! I think, these companys should just put food in little easy-open containers and BURN THE HARD-TO-OPEN WRAPPERS TO THE GROUND!

Well love ya's, bye!

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Hogwars:The musical by Miss Rix reviews
Everyone in Hogwarts breaks out in song! Haven't you ever wondered what it would be like to have your school be a musical? Songs from many different characters. Please rr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004
Harry Potter and the Sucker of Souls by JessieRose reviews
Yay new title! title subject to change my take on Harry's 6th year. The Minister for magic has disappeared and someone not very welcome has stepped in to take his place! Hermione is on trial for giving secrets to the Dark Side. please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Harry P.
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The Ballad of Harry Potter reviews
Not your usual FTJ story. This one RHYTHMS! Ya us! Yes another product of Star Wars and Diet Coke. OK I didn't put a disclaimer in the story but here it is. We don't own Harry Potter, Diet Coke, the Roman Empire, Star Wars, or Panty Hose. (don't ask)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Harry P., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Crunchy Croutons reviews
If you like salad this is the story for you. This is another product of Diet Coke and gummy worms. Chappie 2 coming soon. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter & the Great Car Chase without cars reviews
Wow another story. It's short, stupid, and involves talking glow in the dark corn! Why? You ask? Because we can! Mwahahahahahaha (this is yet another product of diet coke and gummy worms)!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2004
It's all on an Anchovy Pizza reviews
I always knew those anchovy pizzas where evil. This is yet another product of Diet Coke and Star Wars. R&R, I know where you live...
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2004
Harry Potter and the Magic Plunger reviews
The sequel to Harry Potter's Teddy Bear, so we highly recomend you read that first. After being soooooo embarrassed, by Harry and his Teddy Draco wants revenge. Dun, dun, DAH! We are powered on Diet Coke with lime.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2004
Harry Potter and the Sometimes Singin Fire Hydrant reviews
Harry Potter - a wizard, a student, a firefighter! Is there anything this boy can't do! Trouble just seems to follow boys like Harry who can scream NO, kill dogs, finish the plot to quickly, and have the courage to walk out the door in a shiny red suit!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
Sirius Blacks Real Death reviews
Because we thinkt the ending of the 5th book is soooo stupid we've decided to make fun of it! Hope you enjoy R&R! Flames welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2004
How Hermione Became Blond reviews
Hermione wants to change so she can get a date. What will happen when she does get her wish? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2004
The Creation of Hogwarts reviews
This really has very little HP in it but there is Hogwarts! It states right back to the first sorting! But do not be mislead this is random and nonsensical! Beware!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004
Harry Potter's Teddy Bear reviews
What will happen when a perfectly harmless looking teddy bear turns it anger on Malfoy? Kudos to April S. for her inspiration, and random drawing of things on Spanish notebooks. R&R or else...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2004
The Potter Parody Written in Spanish Class reviews
A stupid Potter parody written in Spanish Class. Wow the title sums it up. If you insist on being specific it's of the 5th book. R&R please and thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2004
Blackmailing Malfoy reviews
This is a serious story compared to some of the ones we've written. If you like stupid stuff and big butts you should check this story out. Ahem Read and Review (or else, I'm watching you --).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004
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