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Joined 04-18-04, id: 574897
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Hola a todos.

I logged onto the site and was shocked and horrified to find my masterpiecehere I use the term "masterpiece" quite looselyLord of the Ringsvs. Harry Potter:Who Will Win? had been sent to the greathard drive in the sky. sniffAt least it's in a better place.

That said, I have an announcement for anyone who still visits this profile and/or reads my stuff in the hopes of a sequel to said masterpiece, or a continuation of Fellowship of the Spoof. ahem I am hereby resigning from the fan fiction-writing field.


Shocking, yes, but...I haven't written anything in ages, and I'm completely out of ideas forhumourous stories. And Iwon't bother writing serious fan fiction as I would do better to work on some serious fiction of my own. I've a novel in the works thatI haven't touched in months, and I'm eager to getback to that. I've also had an idea for another musical (I wrote one last summer), and want to get that off the ground as soon as possible.

To all those who read my works and reviewed them:Muchos gracias. You made it worth my while.

To all those who left flames in my mailbox (thankfully not many): Thanks to you, too, for not letting my head get too big.

Good luck to all you authors,especially thewriters of LOTRfics--"May the blessing of elves, men,and all free folk go with you."

It's been grand...

P.S. Feel free to continue to read and review my works. I thank anyone in advance who happens to find their way here and leaves a review.


Saving Siri by Accio Flaming Stake reviews
Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
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Three Haikus and A Whole Lotta ThankYous reviews
This is 3 haikus I wrote when I was bored, and lotsa thank you notes to all my reviewers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004
Ranger Boi reviews
A parody of "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Levigne. Very funny (at least, I think so). R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2004
LOTR Tonight! reviews
This is a prody of "Comrdy Tonight." Very funny, in my opinion. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/29/2004
Elf Crazy reviews
This is a parody of that song, "Guy Crazy." Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/29/2004