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Joined 04-10-01, id: 57508, Profile Updated: 12-19-08
Author has written 11 stories for Marvel, Harry Potter, MirrorMask, One Piece, and Death Note.

i have been on ff.net an obscenely long time- i activated my account when i was seventeen, and i am currently 26. i am not quite sure what that says about me as a person- am i too complacent in my life? why am i still on a site dominated by teenagers? man, i feel so old sometimes... : ) i had also not update my profile in about four years, figured that it was time for an update. so:

1.) i am not a particularly prolific writer, but i hope that what i post is at least good. (not looking to be the next Tolkien or anything, and i have no ambition to write professionaly. i am only here to entertain.)

2.) multi-chaptered fics are wonderful. i would love to write some. i have started a couple. but i am shite at actually continuing stories on paper. i finish them in my head, and then i don't feel the need to keep writing. so, if you would like to see a continuation of one of my stories, let me know. sometimes i will comply, and i am always happy to get feedback of any kind.

3.) i have another account here that i use to review and favourite stories. that is why i almost never do so with this account. i also tend not to read anything in the same vein as what i am writing (for example, i do not read Matt & Mello stories) except the chaptered stories that are still updating, that i have been reading for a long time.

4.) i have pretty much the strangest writing style ever. it is not intentional, my writing voice is just strange (much like the rest of me.) it is pretty much introspective, and not action-based. i would love to break out of this, but i have not really managed yet.

5.) COSPLAYER srsly gaiz imz HARDCORE. also an unrepentant cosfu-er.

6.) i like commas, ellipses, and stream-of-consciousness writing, so beware the run-on sentences. i also use outmoded words, uncommon words, and a bizarre mix of British and American English.

yup. now you know.

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Through a Glass, Darkly by valkyrie-alex reviews
For every choice you make, every path you follow...there is always a what if Sometimes, there are thousands of them. Eventual slash, VR now with fresh pine scent...er...new R rating.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,257 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 1/8/2005
Of Music by Mikanis reviews
Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,027 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Light Y., L
The Problem with Sign Names by rumandmoney reviews
Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Elfin by Bone White Butterfly reviews
Severus Snape must retrieve a mysterious student who was somehow accepted at midterm—or face the wrath of a homicidal castle. Enter a Malfoy House Elf undergone a growth spurt who’s been told wizards want to grind him into Potions ingredients...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,634 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Severus S.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Hands by Lauren Wagner reviews
Metalocalypse: Toki has something wrong with him but Toki is there for him
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Skwisgaar's Habit by Spurnine reviews
Metalocalypse fic Skwisgaar, alone, remembers his childhood, with something several degrees below fondness.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Every Planet We Reach is Dead by brombones reviews
Murdoc: White Light. Oneshot.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 8,630 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like A Dream by ctrl-issue reviews
Slash, AU, Crossover. VirgilRichi, GLFlash, SupsBats, BatsJ'onn To keep their loved ones safe, the Defenders of Earth brought them to the Fortress. Plots arise by enemies and 'friends' alike.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,514 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Complete
The Assignment by Amusingly reviews
In their seventh-year, Percy and Oliver are paired in an unusual assignment. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Easy to Love by Amusingly reviews
When Oliver’s big mouth gets him into trouble, a good friend lends a hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,989 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Oliver W., Percy W.
Snape, Lupin, and the 77 bunnies by Granny Yaga reviews
77 short SnapeLupin stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
All the King's Men by Perse reviews
The Weasleys face the possibility of a terrible loss. Two months later, a miracle seems to have occurred. But there are more questions than answers, and much damage to be undone as a shattered family tries to put itself back together. (WIP-Chapter 7 up)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,605 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Percy W.
Draco's Deadly Desires by extememOH reviews
Draco pines for his lost soul mate. Surprise ending. READN AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Percy W.
He Could Slit My Throat by extememOH
Peter feels remorse over angsty angst. He shares his feelings to Remus, and Remus listens. SONG FIC REMUSPETER CHAP 3 UP - POA AU READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,438 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Remus L.
The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
A non-fiction story on a fiction site. Legolas is injured, has a fall, and comes to stay with my family. You will laugh, cry, and need a hug, I promise! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,739 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Legolas - Complete
The Unfinished Tales of Legolas Greenleaf by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
The big day has come. A non-fiction sequel to "The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,762 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Legolas
Unfulfilled Vow by Shiroi Misa reviews
COMPLETE! Jou has been missing for over a week until he was found brutally murdered but why is he haunting the Kaiba brothers?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,911 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by afrai reviews
Chaucer's after Wat. That's the only explanation. Implied slash.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
City of Angels by afrai reviews
Ducks' was a really good idea.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2002 - Complete
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the Big Idea reviews
Matt and Mello again? No way! Matt and Mello are Not Having Sex. Why Roger! What are you thinking? They're just innocent, angelic children. Warning: non-traditional writing style and slash that isn't.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Mello, Matt
By the Power of Greyskull reviews
Matt and Mello, watchin' some eighties cartoons, gettin' some lifelong ideas about hairstyles. it's very short, so even if you hate it, it won't have wasted much of your time, so you should just go ahead and read it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Energetically Unstable reviews
Short and sweet, except not - Mello is a high explosive train: detonator, booster, bursting charge. Matt is just a spectator. Happy Fourth of July.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Big Boots reviews
You're my Man-O-War, and the worms will come for you. Mello, Matt, boots. A series of very short vignettes. Ten years in 1200 words. Follows cannon, no slash unless you put it there yourself. Please read it?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Harry Potter and the Riddikulus Epilogue Book 7 reviews
Get the scoop on Book 7 before it is released! This is pure silliness, and contains no actual spoilers. OR DOES IT? No, it doesn't. Rating is for repeated mention of 'strippers.' I will update until the new book comes out. I plan on doing EVERY character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Percy W.
A Unicorn, Maybe? reviews
Ace spends a day of shore leave, shortly after joining the Whitebeard Pirates. Not much plot. Rated for the curse words, which i love dearly.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Strive reviews
the true story of Percy Weasley. hey, he deserves the chance to tell his side...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Percy W.
Self Preservation reviews
Mirrormask: an introspective look at Valentine. I like words, so beware longwindedness.
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Life When You're Dead reviews
What IS on the other side, really? Is it true what they say about curtains that close when you're going away? Rating is for bad words. Ch.1- Sirius Black Ch.2- Death Eater Ch.3- Louis Pringle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Sirius B.
Living reviews
bad language. more percivally goodness. if by goodness one means angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Percy W.
Rather Labyrinthine reviews
i'm leaving this up for nostalgia's sake. hey! self-insertion Mary-Sues! in our defense, it wasn't written foranyone but ourselves... eternally unfinished, and no one cares. :
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/1/2002