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Joined 05-26-14, id: 5755819, Profile Updated: 10-25-15
Author has written 29 stories for Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, Law and Order: SVU, Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪, and Fruits Basket.

oh hi i'm helen, i write fanfic. been here since 2002 which is why i have this account instead of my one from 2002 because wow. important facts about me:

- i am super cool

- #oranje

- the cool guy in my icon is KING CHRISTIAN IV whose name deserves all caps because he was that kinda guy (a cool one)

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i really (really really) like you reviews
"Do you think they've done it yet?" Haru asks.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2018 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
cafe rondo reviews
Have you always wanted to be a cute girl waitress at a coffee shop? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! Call Boar's Hat Cafe, ask for Meliodas!
Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Meliodas, Elizabeth L., Diane, Ban
there's nothing i won't understand
Her earliest memories: still small, sitting on Harlequin's shoulder, or older, bigger, leaning against him, against instead of upon it.
Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Elaine, King H. - Complete
you're like me (i'm never satisfied) reviews
Ted's future wife leaves the bar when the rest of them do, but follows Barney to the corner instead of down the subway steps.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
six days at the bottom of the ocean reviews
"Well, I wouldn't start looking for new girlfriends in pharmacies," Tracy jokes, except that Barney totally does. [OR: the AU where instead of giving him an inspiring speech, Tracy and Barney start dating instead.]
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,787 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Ted M., Barney S., Robin S., Mother
now i must say more than ever reviews
robin isn't in the story, and she's half surprised, because the way he's telling it she's sure she'd star as a swooning damsel. [random, not-at-all connected one-shots depository.]
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,253 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Barney S., Robin S.
put it in a love song reviews
four times barney and robin danced, and one time they didn't.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2017 - [Barney S., Robin S.] - Complete
stay with me, go places reviews
"No, we really did get divorced. It just kind of turns out that we sucked at it."
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Barney S., Robin S.
how close am i reviews
There was a time, only six months ago, there was a time, for years, there was a time — there was a time where she'd really, actually been stupid enough to think they were going to last forever. Robin doesn't know how she could have gotten it so wrong. [sequel to 'i turned around, my life was changing;'/divorce fixit.]
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,258 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Barney S., Robin S.
italian silk reviews
Robin tries to spice things up in the bedroom.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
a lie that i've been told reviews
he's dreamed of this moment.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2016 - [Robin S., Barney S.] Ted M. - Complete
in a galaxy far away reviews
"I wonder if things will be a lot different when we watch the trilogy in 2018?"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Complete
up to the moon reviews
Say, Ellie, have I ever told you the story of how I met your father, had you, and then hooked him up with his ex wife?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 6/24/2016
Round Robin reviews
Barney shows up at Ted and Tracy's and announces he's moving in for, say, seven months. No reason. Not like Robin is pregnant and scary or anything. Guest room free? [ultra serious collaboration with SNOWBOUNDMERMAID.]
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,757 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 8/6/2016
rivers and roads reviews
the way things change.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Ted M., Barney S., Robin S.
let's follow our hearts reviews
It's their anniversary, kinda, so she allows them a moment to stare sappily at one another across the table.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2016
once more for the ages reviews
You like penguins, he says.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
like a horse and carriage reviews
"God, I am never gettin' married," Amanda says as the elevator doors slide shut.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2016 - A. Rollins, S. Carisi Jr - Complete
i will be reviews
love and reality TV.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2016 - A. Rollins, S. Carisi Jr - Complete
shoulda put a ring on it reviews
"what to do with your wedding ring after almost divorcing but then getting back together with your spouse" isn't actually the title of a self help book, but probably ought to be.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
slow play reviews
before saying 'i love you' for the first time, robin went through the usual stages.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Complete
i turned around, my life was changing reviews
She should be happy, excited. She was told she could never have children; this should be their miracle child, the universe smiling down on them. They should be celebrating.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,889 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
this modern love reviews
Barney returns a favor.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Barney S., Mother - Complete
Double Date reviews
"Anyway, we have to get going. Tonight we're having a wine tasting and playing Pictionary!"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Complete
everyone's reviews
do you want to come over and kill some time? [written for the 10 year ficathon!]
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Complete
Intervention reviews
We're here today because we love and are concerned for you.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Complete
default chimes reviews
You can tell a lot about a person by the ringtone they use. Probably.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Complete
Figuratively reviews
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 8/20/2015
Istanbul reviews
"Constantinople!" the Doctor cries, flinging open the doors of the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete