The Bohemian Rhapsody
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Author has written 75 stories for Vocaloid, Amazing World of Gumball, Sonic the Hedgehog, Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート, South Park, Ace Combat, Terraria, Little Busters/リトルバスターズ!, Grand Theft Auto, Metal Gear, Harry Potter, Fanfiction Poetry, Kerbal Space Program, Twilight, Shrek, Family Guy, Fallout, Undertale, Thomas the Tank Engine, Payday: The Heist, Deltarune, Hamtaro, Doki Doki Literature Club, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Parodies and Spoofs, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Simpsons.

Retired from FanFiction.Net

9/7/20: Name changed to The Bohemian Rhapsody. Formerly known as Rhapsody FFN.

19/5/21: First hiatus.

15/8/21: Returned.

3/9/21: Changed name back to RhapsodyFFN.

26/1/22: Second hiatus.

9/3/22: Returned.

14/6/22: Began making plans to leave FanFiction.Net. 2:09AM

21/7/22: Changed name back to The Bohemian Rhapsody. 2:43AM

1/7/22: Third hiatus. 12:51AM

8/9/22: Returned. 3:06AM

9/12/22: Overhauled my bio. 4:10AM

31/5/23: Began reuploading to AO3. 3:58AM

12/7/23: Final hiatus. 12:08AM

14/11/23: Retired from posting to FFN, in the process of moving my works over to Archive Of Our Own (AO3). 11:55PM

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All of my work here on FanFiction.Net is now officially discontinued. No new works will be posted by this account, and all incomplete works will remain unfinished permanently on FanFiction.Net. This account will remain open for the purposes of preservation. This account will remain silent from now on, only being used by me to read the works of other authors. No private messages will receive a reply from this account. No reviews will be replied to.

This is now a read-only account.

Thank you for your feedback on my work since 2017. While I still have plenty to write, FFN just isn't the right place for me to develop as a fanfiction author.

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Chaos on Earth: A Sonic X Rewrite by Stardown reviews
In this post-Forces semi-AU rewrite of Sonic X, an unprecedentedly phenomenal Chaos Control event sends Sonic and his friends to a whole new world. Together with their new human friend Chris Thorndyke, will they manage to stop Eggman from creating his Eggman Empire? Mix of first- and third-person POVs; very long chapters. (ON HIATUS UNTIL FFN FIXES EMAIL NOTIFS, CHECK MY PROFILE)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 858,165 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/25/2018 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Christopher T.
Too Sluggish To Be Active by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Sonic doesn't have the energy to keep up with his usual fights against Eggman.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2023 - Complete
Sonic and the Communist Revolution by OppressedWorker1917 reviews
After Sonic studies Marxism-Leninism during the summer, he's determined to turn his school - and Mobius - into a communist paradise.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2023 - Published: 4/10/2023 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow
Human amalgamate by UnDeterminedSoul reviews
Two essences in one body, it was never meant to last. Two weeks after monsters' freedom, the unlikely cohabitation between Frisk and Chara within one body starts breaking down. Frisk's body pays the price while both of their consciousnesses slowly start blending together. As they become a kind of human amalgamate, the two begin losing themselves more and more with each passing day.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/12/2023 - Published: 8/21/2022 - Frisk, Chara
What I've lost by Smashingcrosses reviews
The Sole Survivor and Strong visit Vault 111 so Nate can say his Goodbye's to Nora.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2022 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Sole Survivor, Strong
Walls Behind Quills by MissingMisserMisses reviews
/Sonadow / Shadow had kept his distance from everyone since coming back after presumed dead. He came back lacking too much of his memory, so much to the point of uncertainty in his own identity, but one hedgehog was determined to remind him of who he is.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2022 - [Sonic, Shadow] Rouge - Complete
Eggman Swears by ShitBastard reviews
Eggman Swears. That’s basically it. I wrote this at 3 AM.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2022 - Sonic, Tails, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Squidward, You're Fired by WDGHK reviews
A rewrite of the infamous "Spongebob, You're Fired", where Mr. Krabs instead fires the employee that deserved to be fired. Unfortunately for Spongebob, he's in for a world of misery playing host to a freeloading Squidward, while now being tasked with doing all the work at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2021 - SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs - Complete
THE DEMONS CHAOS by Carlata Jones reviews
taken from the comfy rich life she once knew by Marauders & Slavers, a young Eris & her adoptive brother are thrown into the world of Slavery and Monsters being passed from Master to Master she learns their ways as does her brother. but things chance when she meets him. The Prince of all Demons. RATED M FOR 18 PLUE FOR MATURE CONTENT SEX VIOLENTS FOWL LANGUAGE MUCH MUCH MORE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 74,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2021 - Published: 1/26/2021 - Shadow, Scourge, Dr. Finitevus, OC
If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd've Baked a Cake by serpentemblem
Danse and Nick get the agency to themselves.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2021 - [Paladin Danse, Nick Valentine] - Complete
My Arms are Blue! by thekyuubivixen reviews
Sonic and crew watch the television show Sonic Boom...and may or may not go crazy in the process. Rated T for language (ironic, isn't it?)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 297,536 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 11/28/2020 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy
Kaito's Precious Ice Creams by Sunset Palm Trees reviews
Kaito's ice creams only belongs to Kaito only...
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2020 - Kaito S. - Complete
Pickman's Muse by Koboldlord reviews
Alexander Blackwood has saved the United Commonwealth. With the raiders smashed and Institute destroyed he plans to meet with the leaders of the Capital Wasteland and begin an alliance that will bring a lasting peace. But one man will take his perfectly ordered world and turn it upside down until Alexander is fighting to hold on to anything he loves. [MSSXCait]
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,744 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/22/2020 - Published: 10/25/2016 - [Cait, Sole Survivor] Lone Wanderer, Pickman - Complete
The Magic School Bus Uncensored by StayAwayFromNick reviews
What happens when Ms. Frizzle teaches the class about the dark realities of life? Find out in this story. Rated M for brutal violence, strong language, graphic sexual content, and drug use.
Magic School Bus - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/17/2020 - Published: 2/27/2012
Shadow's Buns by Gamer05 reviews
Shadow makes cheeseburgers and has no buns. Now he's pissed. Little kids shouldn't read this, just so you know. Based on the Angry Grandpa videos, specifically this one: Angry Grandpa - Memorial Day Meltdown
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2020
You Filthy Ghoul by Selion reviews
His hand clamped down harder on Danse's face as the paladin's eyes widened. "And you know what? You're gonna let me. Cuz you want it, don't you, sweetheart?" His face dropped even closer, his bloody lips touching Danse's as he spoke. He could feel the skin of Danse's neck hump up into goosebumps under his fingers. "Don't you?" (Goes from Hate sex to Eh, I Guess He's Alright sex)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 2/24/2017 - [Paladin Danse, J. Hancock] - Complete
Despair Hill Zone by THuntP reviews
Charmy Bee has been selected to join Green Hills, a prestigious school which only allows "Ultimates", anyone the very best at what they do. But upon arriving, he, along with his 16 other classmates have found themselves trapped within the walls of the school. Should they want to leave, the headmaster says they have to do one thing: Kill. Adapted from Spike's Danganronpa, M RATED
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 418,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2020 - Published: 12/4/2018 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Charmy - Complete
Prologue (If GTA V Was A Musical) by iamhoussem17 reviews
The prologue to GTA V written as a musical song.
Crossover - Screenplays & Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2020 - Michael D., Trevor P., Brad - Complete
The Missing Piece by becuzmdsaidineededpersonality
Grief is a strange thing and many people have different ways of dealing with it. But what if you lost the only person who ever cared about you?
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,147 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2020 - Trevor P., Ron J. - Complete
Making Len Feel Better by Chozin Yi reviews
Ever since the Vocaloids have started their new modeling careers, Len's been feeling a little insecure. Thankfully, Rin shows him that he's fine the way he is. And a certain British boy joins in later. Smut and Fanservive abound! (Lemon Warning) (Straight Shotacon Warning)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2020 - [Len K., Rin K., Oliver] Miku H. - Complete
He'll Take us Home, Alright by Princess Link reviews
Snake and Otacon have to share a bed in Alaska. What will they get up to?
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2020 - [Otacon/Hal E., S. Snake]
Rough Sonic Riders by thenewsubwayguy reviews
The World Grand Prix has been given one more chance by a huge company. Thanks to them, the 4 old teams will be up against 11 new teams and when there's money on the line, the racing is going to get vicious! They've got their Extreme Gear for the new tracks, as only one team can win this thing! Rivalries, friendships and enemies will be made out of the riders!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 167,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2020 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Sonic, Amy, Espio, Jet
Sixteen Nights in Sandy Shores by avalise reviews
"I'm here because of YOU. Madrazo's goons want to kill me because of YOU. And this ain't a home, it's a fuckin' dump," Michael wafts his hand around in the dark. "You'd be better off sleeping at your airplane hangar, you know that?"
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2019 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Michael D., Trevor P. - Complete
The Fog of Fame by BananaboyeLen reviews
Ten years ago, I was part of an idol group called 'Vocaloid'. I ran away. I couldn't put up with their expectations, their lies-all of them! It was after my escape that I had met Oliver, a boy from a small secluded town, the boy I grew to love. - L. Kagamine Len x Oliver Vocaloid fanfiction
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2019 - Published: 6/15/2019 - [Len K., Oliver] Miku H., Rin K. - Complete
Beyond Friendship by Dreaming Creator reviews
Feelings evolve either slowly, or rapidly. This one feeling of Kris had been evolving slowly, but when he goes to the Dark World on his own for once, it rapidly grows in the presence of a certain prince... A contribution to Kris x Ralsei, or Krisei. Hope you enjoy it!
Deltarune - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2019 - [Kris Dreemurr, Ralsei] - Complete
Breaching Normality by thekyuubivixen reviews
While Shadow knew that things wouldn't go back to the way they were before the doubles crash-landed into his reality, he believed that a new normal could be achieved. However...no one could've imagined the devastating storm a simple empty grave would brew. Rated T for language and violence. Third installment of the Alternate Reality series.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,198 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/10/2019 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Sonic, Shadow, Mephiles
Booty Call by Chozin Yi reviews
I've had a very stressful month, so when Rin gives me a booty call, I don't hesitate to answer. (Lemon Warning)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Rin K., OC] - Complete
A Goodnight Kiss by Captain 'Whiskers' Mooncat reviews
Gumball is finally old enough to have his own room but Nicole insists on kissing him goodnight and "tucking him in". Just what could she mean by that? Contains: Incest and Lemon.
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/5/2018 - [Gumball W., Nicole W.] - Complete
CALAMITY ODYSSEY OF THE DESTROYER OF GOD DEVOURERS (RATED E FOR EDGE) by Enter an Username reviews
JUNGLE DRUMPF YHARIN BUILT A WALL TO KEEP THE REVOLTING UNDERWORLDERS FROM TAKIN TEH PLATINUM SHEKELS OF JEWNGLE STATES, HE COLD KILL THE OPPOSING MEN, BUT HE COULDN'T KILL THE IDEA.
Terraria - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2018
Sonic's Quest For Chestfur by roxan1930 reviews
After a little boy points out how Sonic doesn't have any chest fur like Shadow and Silver, the blue hedgehog becomes determined to get his own chest fur no matter what
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2018 - Sonic, Tails, Shadow, Silver - Complete
Seiko-chan's great adventure by SeikoXSachiko239 reviews
Alternate Universe, Pre-Heavenly host. Seiko is an upcoming Youtube sensation! But will she be able to mend the broken bonds with her girlfriend Naomi! Find out!
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,673 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 2/28/2017 - Naomi N., Yoshiki K., Seiko S.
Codsworth and Nora by wittlwitty reviews
Codsworth and Nora make sweet love all night long while Nate (male sole survivor) is not home. After the war, Codsworth and Nate make sweet gay robo love. Then an alternate Nora is pregnant for some reason. WARNING CONTAINS: Slight scat, electrocution, adultery, robot fetish, robot on female, robot on male, and of course, sex. Inspired by artist "Vintem"'s picture of Codsy and Nora
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Codsworth, Sole Survivor - Complete
4 Months, 16 Days, 11 Hours by thekyuubivixen reviews
Birthdays were supposed to be filled with happiness and joy. Unfortunately for Sonic, he would be missing out on that this year.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2018 - Sonic - Complete
Document 666: Sonic and Eggman lost romance! (original) by Anon the hedghog reviews
Fap material from start to end!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Sonic, Tails, Amy, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
If Black Doom tried to be a better father by Tirainy reviews
...chaos would ensue.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Shadow, Black Doom - Complete
Komari has an Idea by TheKingofAnimeandManga reviews
The Little Busters have been friends forever but Komari proposes something that'll change their lives.
Little Busters/リトルバスターズ! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Complete
27 by stackochips265 reviews
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PAW Patrol - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2018
The Vocal High Incident, File 1 by YuuyaKizami21 reviews
It was a normal day at Vocal high, until a new student, Mayu came. Serial killings then occurred ever since her appearance at school. It turns out that she has a secret obsession... With a blonde girl. Yandere!Mayu x Rin, Yandere!Tei x Len. Rated M for death, a little alcohol use, blood and violence.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2018 - Published: 1/30/2018 - [Mayu, Rin K.] [Tei S., Len K.] - Complete
sechiko is kyut by EarthyBendy reviews
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Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Sachiko S. - Complete
Swan Song by TheHollowMoon reviews
Hatsune Miku was created to sing, and to bring people together while doing so. But Miku's software - the very thing that makes her who she is, is growing old. While she doesn't wish to leave this world behind, she knows she has no choice. This is her end. This is her swan song.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Complete
Reality Breach by thekyuubivixen reviews
Everyone wants to have their dreams come true, right? Well, in Shadow's case, them becoming real may cause his reality to morph into a living nightmare. His life was already hard enough with one Sonic, but now that another annoying speedster and a crafty chameleon had been added to the mix, slipping into another coma sounded less like a bad idea to him.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 391,953 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Sonic, Shadow, Espio - Complete
18th of January, 2018 by Dead account 96 reviews
Yesterday, on the 18th of January. I had what is probably one of the most vivid dream i had in a long time. In that dream, i was a third person observer. Over looking at the sidelines, the drama that be folded before me.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Miku H., Len K. - Complete
The Perfect X-Mas Gift for Ryuji by TheBidiba reviews
Luna had nearly all her Christmas shopping done with her presents wrapped under the Cram School tree. Shiemi, Kamiki, Paku, Rin, Yukio, Takara, Shima, Konekomaru, even Lightening and Shura. The only person she had left on her list was Suguro. What do you get the hot headed, fitness obsessed, hottie that is Suguro Ryuji?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Rin O., Shiemi M., Ryūji S., Konekomaru M. - Complete
Kaneda's Bike by qayyumforgood reviews
What is going to happen to his life as Kaneda finishes his bike? A condensed story. Complete.
Akira - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2017 - S. Kaneda, Tetsuo S. - Complete
Possibly the Worst Oliver x Len Oneshot Ever Written by deathtomemyselfandi reviews
Written by my friend who shall not be named. May need to bleach your eyes after reading this.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2017 - [Len K., Oliver] - Complete
A Date With Loc by Happy Dickfart reviews
CJ promised Loc a date, and Loc has come to collect.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Carl J., OG Loc] - Complete
A Trip to the Toy Store by Arctic Banana reviews
A typical outing with Trevor is not considered a success unless it involves police chases and alcohol.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Michael D., Trevor P., Tracy D. - Complete
Fooled to Love by Burning Underground reviews
(Sonic Boom Universe) When Shadow learns that Knuckles has a crush on him, he uses that to find Team Sonic's weaknesses. What happens when he starts to like how Knuckles treats him? *Contains Knuxadow*
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Knuckles, Shadow] Sonic, Mephiles - Complete
Starlit Strawberries by thekyuubivixen reviews
Sonic didn't even care that Shadow was late. All that mattered was that he showed up. [Sonadow]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Papyrus and Sans: Genocide by THE GREATEST PAPYRUS reviews
This is a fanfic x actual gameplay. It took a while to write down the dialogue. But I hope you like it!
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Flowey - Complete
Epic magic scoll he's fanfukiton by HomestuckGaming2022 reviews
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Magic School Bus - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [Arnold P., V. Frizzle]
Blood Moon Massacre by Insomni-Act reviews
"Those who gaze upon the moon as I pass, shall soon find that night to be their last..." based on the episode "Pups and the Ghost Pirate." Fair WARNING: there will be death and bloodshed within this story. Title inspired by Zero Fullbuster and Titanflame.
PAW Patrol - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,344 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Ryder, Chase, Rocky - Complete
HOME ALONe by GleefullyLovely reviews
What if Kevin hadn't have woken up the first time Harry and Marv attempted to break in to his home? What will the bandits do with the abandoned boy? I own nothing.
Home Alone - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,823 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Kevin M., Harry, Marv - Complete
Lisa Simpson Pee Fanfic by peepoopfartfan reviews
Lisa Simpson wakes up with a full bladder, but someone is preventing her from going.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Bart S., Lisa S., Todd F. - Complete
Make the humans supper by SaltwaterJanuary reviews
"Make the humans' supper" was what he heard...unfortunately, it wasn't what Black Doom had in mind.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Shadow, Black Doom - Complete
Power Dressing by ScorpioSkies reviews
Does the man make the coat, or does the coat make the man? Just a short story about the most stylish coat in the Commonwealth!
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Sole Survivor, Paladin Danse, Arthur Maxson, Deacon - Complete
Wet by ScarletHunter reviews
"Zuma, I want to get wet with you!" I thought I heard Rocky say, must be my imagination because he would never say something like that. After all Rocky hates water...right? Hi my name is Zuma and I'm completely in love with my best friend, the only problem is he refuses to see it! (A ZumaXRocky fic) Don't like don't read.
PAW Patrol - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,812 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/22/2016 - [Zuma, Rocky] [Chase, Marshall] - Complete
Sonic Plays a Prank on Tails by juicydickhugger reviews
Sonic is bored one day, Tails is an unsuspecting victim. What goes on next? Find out!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Bakingtrückung by many form man reviews
Mettaton's slated to make his big debut in the human world, and what's more, he's bringing the king of monsters himself onto the show to commemorate the occasion! The only problem? Mettaton decided a cooking show was the perfect way to commemorate his debut, but neither he nor his guest know the first thing about cooking.
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Mettaton, Asgore D., Alphys, Frisk - Complete
The Weird Addiction by RunnerRings reviews
Sonic, of all people, has a weird addiction to masturbate and when Amy catches him in the act everything changes. This is for Sonics 25th anniversary. Might be some lemon. Mehh... Might add some profanity and has some sonamy. And if you see some weird comments from me that was my friend. 2020 Update: What the fuck-
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy - Complete
Alternate Reality by thekyuubivixen reviews
Shadow had never been so confused in his life. Tails painfully shy? Knuckles apathetic toward the Master Emerald? Sonic...less pleasurable to be around than normal? Shadow expected a lot of things waking up from his concussion induced sleep...this was not one of them. Rated T for language.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 192,476 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow - Complete
Sentience by Saerzion reviews
A debated question endures through the years, its relevance particularly affecting to one humble household robot. Codsworth once knew the standard answer in the time before the Great War, but in the centuries that follow, he realizes his own existence is much more complex at the core.
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Codsworth, Sole Survivor - Complete
Bonds by 18204 reviews
There's still all night to fix what you destroyed.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Sonic, Shadow] - Complete
Senpai Notice My Boob Job by Meowstic Gamer reviews
Senpai is falling for Rival! Why does Senpai like her so much? Hmmm... Aha! Rival has D-cup and I only have a B-cup!
Yandere - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2015
RinXLen Fluff by SapphireRain16 reviews
A random fluffy drabble series about Rin and Len Kagamine. They are so cute, I just couldn't resist. Rated T to be safe. Each chapter is random. Summary sucks, I know. But, the story will be better. Warning: This may contain Twin-cest and Mirror-cest. Feel free to use any of these ideas to make a full story. :D
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,608 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Len K., Rin K.
Suicidal Savior by Moonhawk88903 reviews
Death has consumed my life. It's taken my mother and best friend and I wish it would do the same with me. I don't want to want that, with all of my heart, and I'm trying, I really am, but it's just not that simple. But I'm getting a new start in Japan, one last shot, and I'm going to make the best of it if it kills me. Literally or otherwise. ((More info inside.))
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Oliver, Len K.]
Yiffins by cornwallace reviews
Here thar be yiffins.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Sonic 3 and Knuckles by NetRaptor reviews
A trip to the Floating Island by Sonic and Tails takes a turn for the worst when Knuckles shows himself to be hostile. And they end up in every place from a desert to a lava mine to a ancient city built on the clouds ... and eventually the Death Egg, itse
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,623 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 11/21/1999
One Long Night of Mistakes by Last-Kiss-of-Damaris reviews
Michael's made a lot of mistakes in his life, but this might just be the worst. Slash.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Michael D., Trevor P. - Complete
Sushi by recombobulate
Miku goes to Bikini bottom high school 4 hOT STEAM Y TIMES WOOO
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2013
Titan Snack by KitKatFang reviews
Eren and Armin spend a rare free day by themselves. An unfortunate incident results in the loss of Armin's outfit, and necessitates him taking shelter. Seeing as Eren's the one at fault, he decides that Eren should provide that shelter. Armin can't control his feelings, though, and things get heated between the titan and the human. VORE
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Eren Y., Armin A. - Complete
Wonder by IncestuousGirl reviews
This short fic is about the book "Wonder", of R. J. Palacio. August wonder what and why he feels what he feels about Jack... (meanwhile I wonder why the hell there isn't a category for this book). August/Jack (clumsy attempt of very slight yaoi).
Wonder - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2013 - August P., Jack W. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Lex2995 reviews
Everyone thought that the Kagamine twins were the sweetest kids around. Little did they know behind the cute faces they were devils who loved to ruin people's lives because they found it fun. When Rin proposes a challenge to Len how can he refuse.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,976 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Apologize by Snowcrystal-princess reviews
After eight years of Kevin having no contact with Harry & Marv, it all changes when Kevin gets a letter in the mail from Harry, asking Kevin to come see him in prison? What will happen when Kevin sees Harry & Marv again? Will it be one BIG disaster?
Home Alone - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry, Kevin M. - Complete
Sunny, Snake, and Otacon by Psychodelic Factory reviews
The story of what would happen after MGS4. *Spoilers* Note that this is a parody, and, odds are, will offend fans.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E.
Sonic's Last Bet by jackattack555 reviews
Radman's funniest fic, brought back from the dead by jackattack555! When Sonic bets that he can have fun with each one of his friends, what will happen? Insanity!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,478 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009
Series Finale speculation by Stupidfic reviews
deny it all you want, you know its gonna end this way
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Homer S., Marge S. - Complete
I don't want to do this by Celestial Blood reviews
Niisama, I’m sorry, I’m really sorry but…I-I…I don’t want to do this anymore! I-it’s wrong and we b-both know it so please Niisama, I’m begging you, please can we stop! I don’t want to do this anymore!" want to know what happens? Read and find out! INCEST
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
I Hate You by The Blonde Midget reviews
A blond is watching a sunset, by himself. His cheeks are wet, and he carries something within his heart A pain deeper than the ocean he is watching. SetoJou
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,017 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2006 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
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Fitting In
David has finally retired. No more battles, no more tragedies... except for a weekend in a stuffy RV with Hal, his pills, and the complete inability to enjoy any kind of leisure time. A carnival, a lake and a fireworks display await our veteran hero, as he faces his final and most challenging mission: Living like a normal Goddamn person for at least three days. (Updating on AO3)
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,881 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 3/5/2022 - [Otacon/Hal E., OC] S. Snake - Complete
The One Where I Leave FFN reviews
This story definitely does not include a pedophillic John Cena with bad spelling who only speaks in script format while I attempt to make a self insert to pass off as a story so I can haul ass to AO3 before this ship called the USS FFN f**kng explodes.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - Thai - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 5/30/2023 - Complete
Sux edvuntare reviews
Total completion time: 11 minutes, I regret everything. (sh!tpost)
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 5/15/2023 - [Sonic, Bart S., Homer S., OC] - Complete
Interacting With A Maniac, A Step By Step Guide reviews
You found a new website on your smartphone, and decided to check it out. Apparently it's a guide of some sort.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 2/12/2023 - Trevor P. - Complete
Project Egg Metal reviews
(Sonic/Metal Gear crossover) After Eggman finally defeats Sonic and his friends with an unstable Chaos energy weapon, they find themselves in another world, or rather, another reality. The Diamond Dogs are stuck fighting against the Soviets, mercenaries in Africa and, soon, the diabolical Doctor Eggman. (ON HOLD) (Soon coming to AO3)
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/7/2022 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Venom S., Ocelot - Complete
SonAmy: Love Is Short And Sweet reviews
Not all stories are long. Sometimes, all you need to show true love is a few words. The rest is in your body language.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/8/2022 - [Sonic, Amy] - Complete
Sonic Sez reviews
You have no reason to read this. (Now on AO3)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/6/2022 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
3 Stories in less than 300 words made at 3am
Made me tickle (sh!tpost) (Now on AO3)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 480 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/1/2022 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles - Complete
Dorkus Borkus
Winner of the 2022 'My F-cking Eyes Are Bleeding' award (sh!tpost)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 359 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/9/2022 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
Sonic Eats Food While Experiencing Varying Types Of Weather reviews
Sonic eats food while experiencing varying types of weather (sh!tpost)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/23/2022 - Sonic - Complete
Your Reality reviews
Our reality (sh!tpost)
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/30/2022 - Complete
A Sonic Fanfiction But It's Literally Just The Letter R reviews
Really rotund roundels reduce regrets, right? (ritpost)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/26/2022 - Complete
Knuckles Dies Driving Home Drunk reviews
Nuppls duz not reckummend druk driveign (sh!tpost)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/25/2022 - Knuckles - Complete
Tails Inserts A Plug Into His Socket reviews
An electrifying tale of pleasure, lust and a fox's story of self exploration (sh!tpost)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/25/2022 - Tails - Complete
Basically GTA V reviews
The entire game, but it's ruined by my complete inability to stick to the f-cking script. Rated M for violence, whenever someone says the N word, the image, the word f-ck used twice in the summary and the deaths of seven disabled elderly children with two mothers and brown hair. Remember, it's satire. (ON HOLD) (Soon coming to AO3)
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Michael D., Franklin C., Trevor P. - Complete
Hamtaro, but it's by a guy who has never watched the anime reviews
'Friends' is a gritty documentary series set in the city of Hong Kong. Starring: Screw Phobas 1 Raychill Monica And other damn characters. (sh!tpost)
Hamtaro - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/7/2022 - Hamtaro - Complete
A reviews
Kris x Ralsei but lines start with letter A it's currently stupid o'clock and I can't sleep
Deltarune - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/30/2022 - [Kris Dreemurr, Ralsei] - Complete
Angering Susie
Dead trend of how to piss off characters is dead. Don't do any of the following with any purple dragon girls you encounter. (sh!tpost)
Deltarune - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 348 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/29/2022 - Susie - Complete
Sans Gives Himself Some Bone reviews
Does not contain the word 'f-ck'. (sh!tpost)
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/26/2022 - Sans - Complete
Faces reviews
The scrapyard is not just a place of death. After a diesel reminds his old driver of the North Western, two men will search for the legend of Sodor in an effort to save Ark Royal from his fate. (Cancelled project, open for adoption) (Soon coming to AO3)
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/18/2022 - OC - Complete
Sans Tells Another Pun
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee shouldn't be able to fly... (sh!tpost)
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 434 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/18/2022 - Sans, Papyrus - Complete
A Large Green Guy Writes Poetry
After an incident with one of the Minutemen, Strong is isolated in a bathroom and given some paper and crayons. (A short read that at least made me chuckle when writing) (Now on AO3)
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 550 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 6/4/2022 - Strong - Complete
The Rest Of The World reviews
What happened to the rest of the world after the nukes? I decided to summarise as best I can, and it probably isn't completely accurate. But not everyone has the same problems that the United States has.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 5/29/2022 - Complete
Dallas Needs A Medic Bag reviews
He's dying (sh!tpost)
Payday: The Heist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/10/2022 - Dallas - Complete
Out of Our Control
You know, being dead for a couple of centuries gives you time to think. About your choices. About those you hurt. And for me, it gives me the opportunity to mourn and fester in the guilt of being unable to save the ones you love.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 475 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 2/7/2022 - Frisk, Chara - Complete
Sans Tells a Pun reviews
And ends the world. (sh!tpost)
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 1/18/2022 - Sans, Papyrus - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog but it's Super Realistic reviews
Because I am the stupid one. (sh!tpost)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/12/2021 - Complete
The Fat Controller Gets a Love Letter reviews
(sh!t post) Sir Topham gets a love letter from a really useful engine.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/21/2021 - Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller - Complete
Glass
Actions speak louder than words.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 389 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/6/2021 - Complete
Pafriskus: What's Boning On? reviews
Basically a literary port of a YouTube video, which itself is a parody of the SLACKICiRCUS techno cover of the song by the 4 Non Blondes. Papyrus accidentally absorbs Frisk's soul, and, now bursting with DETERMINATION, grows fabulous hair and cannot hold his urge to SING! (sh!tpost)
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 3/26/2021 - Papyrus, Sans, Frisk - Complete
Undertale Described in 433 Words
Obvious spoilers. My thoughts on Undertale. (sh!tpost)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 652 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 3/21/2021 - Frisk - Complete
Porno Gadget Laboratory reviews
The Future Gadgets Laboratory is broke. With no money for rent, and Mr. Braun threatening to evict the group, Okabe Rintarou must resort to... lewd tactics. Why not open a porn shop? (Indefinitely discontinued) (Soon coming to AO3)
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 3/18/2019 - [Okabe R., Kurisu M., Ruka U., Mayuri S.] - Complete
Scissors
Short story, Oliver runs with scissors. Written while in an unstable mood. (sh!tpost)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 311 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 2/16/2021 - Oliver, Len K. - Complete
Shadow's Smoking Habit reviews
Smoking didn't seem all that bad to Shadow, but Tails knows otherwise. Cover art by Hebby on Pixiv.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 1/13/2021 - Shadow, Sonic, Tails - Complete
Sonic's 15,000th English Fanfiction reviews
And I ruined it. (sh!tpost)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 1/6/2021 - Sonic - Complete
Shandy
Shadow and Sandy have hot steamy s-x under the sea. (sh!tpost)
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 239 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 1/6/2021 - [Shadow, Sandy] - Complete
Oh No reviews
Oh No
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/21/2020 - Knuckles - Complete
Unlikely Friendship
Just a short one, Shadow is drunk, homeless, and Knuckles is there to help.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 753 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/10/2020 - Shadow, Knuckles - Complete
Fallout Described in 116 Words reviews
War never changes, and neither do the many times this line is used in fiction descriptions. (sh!tpost)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/4/2020 - Complete
The Hindenpeter
In memory of those who died on January 13th 2025
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 349 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/21/2020 - Peter G. - Complete
The Tale of Len's Lost D-ck reviews
Len loses his d-ck, and sets off on a badly rhyming adventure to find it! (sh!tpost)
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/15/2020 - Len K., Rin K., Meiko S. - Complete
Shrek has the Shits reviews
We all know exactly what I just did... :p
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/13/2020 - Shrek - Complete
Sonic, but an AI wrote it reviews
Note to self: Come up with a witty description
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/29/2020 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Los Santos, 2030 reviews
Fifteen years have passed since the events of GTA V. Michael lost his wife, Trevor is crippled with arthritis, Franklin is married to Tracey, Lester is nowhere to be seen. But things are about to get much worse, when Trevor starts to deteriorate, and Michael is the only person who can help him. (Cancelled project, open for adoption) (Soon coming to AO3)
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/10/2020 - [Michael D., Trevor P.] [Franklin C., Tracy D.] - Complete
Twilite reviews
The finest example of quality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/6/2020 - Complete
Odour
Len loves Rin, but doesn't know if she loves him back. But there's one thing they'll find out they both like. (Contains incest, farting and scat, discretion is strongly advised, made for usagaijin)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/25/2020 - [Len K., Rin K.] - Complete
Charmy Sucks Shadow's Chaos Spear reviews
And there was much rejoicing.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/18/2020 - [Shadow, Charmy] - Complete
Safety Guidelines for the Astronauts of Kerbin reviews
This is a list of safety guidelines to ensure safety for the Kerbals. It's our fault in the end, really
Kerbal Space Program - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 6/26/2020 - Jebediah, Bill, Bob, Valentina - Complete
Poetry by an Irish loser reviews
All poems are created by me. Any similarities to existing works are coincidental and unintentional. (Soon coming to AO3)
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 6/4/2020 - Complete
Hairy Trotter reviews
Hairy Trotter, the boy who lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 5/29/2020 - [Harry P., Albus D., Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Call of Duty
Len became addicted to a new video game, and Rin is getting sick of it. The only way she'll get her brother off that damned Xbox is if she beats him at his own game. (T for very strong language) Chapters intentionally short to save time, and guarantee frequent updates. (Cancelled) (Soon coming to AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 942 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/3/2020 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Snake's Manly Mission reviews
'murica.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/9/2019 - S. Snake - Complete
best fickton evr reviews
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Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Michael D., Trevor P., Franklin C.] - Complete
What am I? reviews
(Was originally marked for deletion) Money is a powerful thing. A small amount isn't enough, and a large amount will only end in tragedy.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/1/2019 - Michael D., Franklin C., Trevor P., Lamar D. - Complete
Masato Discovers Fanfiction
After becoming addicted to a well known fanfiction archive, Masato Inohara starts acting strangely, causing a hard time for his friends and roommate especially. It matters not for the Little Busters... all except for one young boy. What will become of the muscle sensation? (Unlikely to be updated again) (Now on AO3)
Little Busters/リトルバスターズ! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/3/2019 - Masato I., Riki N., Kyousuke N., Kengo M. - Complete
Forgotten Necrosis reviews
(Will be continued if requested) Okabe Rintarou has failed to reach the beta world line, and what's worse is that in this reality, nobody knows who he is. His only hope is to start his relationships anew, before it's too late to save them. (Cancelled project, open for adoption) (Now on AO3)
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Okabe R. - Complete
Shota
Riki Naoe is questioning his own existence. (Now on AO3)
Little Busters/リトルバスターズ! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 269 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Riki N. - Complete
Fire!
Players are jerks. (Now on AO3)
Terraria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 493 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/22/2019 - The Player, The Nurse, The Guide - Complete
Pub Sex
A small abomination. (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 301 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/19/2019 - [Oliver, Len K.] - Complete
Vocaloid on LSD 2
This story is intentionally insulting to every possible race, religion and indeed human being. This is in no way serious, I was just doing the absolute stupidest sh!t I possibly could. (Now on AO3, for some reason)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 450 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/18/2019 - Rin K., Meiko S. - Complete
The Best Fanfiction Ever Made reviews
This is the greatest and best fanfiction that has ever been published. (Now, regrettably, on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/1/2019 - [Miku H., Rin K., Len K., Oliver] - Complete
Birds reviews
Have you found a reason to fight yet... buddy? (Now on AO3)
Ace Combat - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Cipher, Pixy - Complete
Vocaloid on LSD in Russian
My gift to the motherland. (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: T - Russian - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 376 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/19/2019 - Complete
Death reviews
Kenny McCormick. He dies a lot. A quick little fanfiction I made at 2am after a few drinks. (Now on AO3)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/15/2019 - Kenny M. - Complete
Len's Golden Shower reviews
Contains pee sex, and a surprise ending. Len wants Rin to piss on him. Family Romance because incest. AND SAY WHAT YOU DARE CATSPATS, THE COMMUNITY DOESN'T NEED YOUR HATE! (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/13/2019 - [Len K., Rin K.] - Complete
Vocaloid in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch reviews
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is the next destination for Miku! My next stupidest fanfiction, because f**k it anyway! (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/12/2019 - Miku H. - Complete
LSDのボーカロイド (Vocaloid on LSD) reviews
Well, I finally decided to make use of my multilingual skills on Google Translate, so the Japanese could read this travesty. I'm sorry. さて、私はようやくGoogle翻訳で私の多言語スキルを利用することにしました、それであなたは極東の皆さんはこの悲劇を読むことができました。 ごめんなさい。 (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: T - Japanese - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 3/6/2019 - Len K., Rin K., Miku H. - Complete
Sonic: Out of Retirement reviews
Sonic has been saving the world for over twenty years. But with the recent passing of Dr. Robotnik, the world hasn't needed a hero of his calibre. But with his former allies against him, or totally disinterested, it's time to make things right. (This story is on hold. It will be properly updated when all advanced works are completed.) (Now on AO3, discontinued, marked as complete)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 2/20/2019 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow - Complete
The Amazing World of Richard Watterson
Fatherhood is tough for both athletic and intelligent people. Richard Watterson is neither. Enjoy the adventure of this incompetent man, as he does his best to do whatever it takes to be a good father. As hard as he does make it... (This story is on hiatus. Lack of interest and higher priority projects.) (Now on AO3, discontinued, marked as complete)
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Richard W., Gumball W., Darwin W., Anais W. - Complete
When Rin took Crystal Meth reviews
Includes an all new disclaimer system. (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Rin K. - Complete
The one where Len pissed himself reviews
Bad story is bad. Len wets himself. (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 5/13/2018 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
The worst shagfic ever reviews
Trollfic based, and will melt your brain. Good day to you... I'm so sorry. (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/9/2017 - Complete
Sh*t posting reviews
Many strange things happen to Len when he eats Miku's cooking. Like torrential diarrhea... Rated M for sexual stupidity. Why do I write this crap? (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Complete
Lactose Intolerance reviews
The prequel to Vocaloid on LSD. Slightly toned down, not even funny, absolutely crap, wasting your time even looking at this description, why are you still here, F**K OFF! (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Kaito S., Meiko S. - Complete
Vocaloid on LSD reviews
What happens when you let me make a story? Chaos. Death. Meiko sucking on Kaito's eyeballs. Rated T for language, and stupidity beyond that of anything you have seen before. (Now on AO3)
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/3/2017 - Len K., Rin K., Meiko S., Miku Hachune - Complete