The Exile 09
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Joined 04-20-04, id: 576052
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars.

Name: I'm generally known as PIP...

Age: 15

Stories: Sadly, I've given up on all of them except for my newest one:

A Pawn to Be Played
Star Wars
Yay... 0.o

Anyway, I'm just leaving up my old ones so you can laugh at them... I happen to like my two parodies, but not the Lord of the Rings one... I'm just leaving it up here to remind me to imprroovee..

Loves: Drawing, painting, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, God, critiqing stories, etc...

Hates: Algebra, crowds, people who think they know everything, MARY-SUES twitch

AIM screenames: Pippin280, The Exile 08

Anndd.. That's all I have to say, sadly.

Woo.

-Pip/ The Exile

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The Wall that Fell by Lossefalme reviews
TTT:ROTK:postROTK::Legolas:OC:: For the fate of a world, he would risk his life. For the love of a mortal, he would risk the world. RESUMED AT LAST!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,306 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Legolas
Who By Fire by wayward-river reviews
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - AU exploring the idea of Zelda being captured, too late for Link to save her - of Zelda, facing Ghirahim herself. Hiatus. Please see profile for more info.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,168 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Link, Zelda, Ghirahim
Raven by Milena Jace reviews
"If I didn't know any better, I'd say you developed a case of hero worship," Varric smirked. "Why? Because I have respect for a woman who built herself from nothing?" F!Hawke/Fenris. DISCONTINUED
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,181 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
No Happy Endings by Triple-Helix reviews
The Wanderer and her companion hide out in an old train yard building. His thoughts on her as he struggles to protect the only good and decent thing in all the wasteland. One-shot.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
Following In His Footsteps by EvilGenius27 reviews
19 year old Violet Ryan is forced to leave her home, Vault 101, in pursuit of her father. She enlists the help of a distant, wasteland-wise young man, who may or may not have a few secrets of his own. Lone Wanderer X OC...eventually. Rating may change.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Lone Wanderer
Out of the Dark and the Mist by Meganalira reviews
When Chama's fighting on your side, you're not too sure you're glad. When Valen's fighting on your side, you know you better not stand in front of him in a battle. But prophecy tends to favour entertaining conflicts and collaborations.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,667 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Tales of a Former Dark Lord by SweetiePea reviews
Knights of the Old Republic/KotOR--The Jedi Council has selected newly minted Padawan Brinna Warrim to track down the mysterious Star Forge. But is Brinna really cut out to be a Jedi? Is the Council being forthcoming with her?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 177,664 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/23/2004
New Friends by Mister Buch reviews
Shepard is a 16 year-old penniless petty thief living on Earth. She starts running with the 10th Street Reds and finds a new life for herself. When the gang plans to assassinate a turian veteran she has to find the great strength she has been ignoring.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,923 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Atton's Shorts by Code name Anrui Yuy reviews
Not his underwear sillies! A series of short oneshots from the POV of everyone's favorite scoundrel. Mostly LSF exileAtton related, but some just about Atton. Summaries for each story at beginning. NEW CHAPTER! For real this time!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,389 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007
A Mage's web by Synchromesh reviews
A young aspiring healer finds herself tossed into life. Adventure happens. Follows Modryn Oreyn's roll in the fighter's guild and the mage's guild quest line before the player arrives. Then toss in a lost vampire. Sound fun? It is.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007
The Great Mary Sue Tragedy by Undeniable Mystique reviews
Hello. My name is Angela Darkness Marisu and I am new to Hogwarts. I joined Hogwarts when I was fifteen years old and was automatically placed into fifth year because I am just special that way. This is my story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Tales from Oblivion by Super Tinfoil Man Part 2 reviews
Things will never be the same, the world was too big! So much inventory to carry around! What is with this loading screen? Why is that guard so stupid? Chap 3 Mage Guild oh my!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Another night of drunkeness by flowers of ice reviews
Sequel to A night of drunkeness. Shouryuu convinces Enki to get Youko drunk again but what will happen this time?
Twelve Kingdoms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006
What's Up Doc? by KRRouse reviews
Sam's just a normal guy trying to make his way in today's world, but with roommates like Frodo, Merry and Pippin, and neighbors like Gimli and Gollum, it's not easy. Rated PG13, just in case.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,805 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Neverending Nights: The Beginning by Wizard Weatherwax reviews
In a world desperate for Heroes… A cry for help would stretch across the land…And the call would be answered by the courageous… The daring… And the cunning… This is a story… About two Heroes… That lack all of those qualities.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,373 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Complete
Twisted Realities by Shady-777 reviews
Just after ROTJ, Han and Leia turn up missing, and a mysterious force thrusts 19 year old Anakin Skywalker into the future where he must overcome his differences with his son and figure this out! A perfect blend of humor and seriousness!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,303 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S.
Voice Within by my-fool-of-a-took reviews
When Pippin is stripped of his voice after a strange illness, he experiments with other means of communication. On Hiatus, thanks to all the reviewers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,949 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Veritable Menagerie by Solain Rhyo reviews
What if the legend of the wizard that takes the hearts of young girls were completely true, but on a much darker level? Now within the wizard's castle, Sophie is learning that Howl is a fascinating man ... and a dangerous one.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
Antidote by Siaynoqsbride reviews
Semi dark story. Lisa and Jackson have inflicted too many wounds on each other to break old habits... but how can they find healing? This is their struggle.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006
Lothíriel by satismagic reviews
The story of Lothíriel. How to follow a rainbow. There and NOT back again. Tenth Walker Story. Based on the books as accurately as possible. Book 1, Chapters 1 to 36, won the 'Faramir Goes To Rivendell MEFA Award 2005'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 474,627 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Rapunzel, Rapunzel by Tozette reviews
The cast of Twelve Kingdoms performs a play from Hourai. Complete crack.
Twelve Kingdoms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
The Secret File of Fluff by Maidenhair reviews
When searching for ancient documents, I came upon a terrible file. DO NOT READ! THE FLUFF, IT BURNS!Chapter 3, EOW Fluff is posted. I would not suggest reading it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
The Forgotten Watcher by Vaneria Potter reviews
The Age of Men is over. The Age of the Machine is come." An Un-named watcher views the world of Men.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
If Only Sauron was Smarter by Csillan.Rose reviews
Sauron could easily have won the war. How, you ask? Well, with a series of cunning tactics, he could have had all of Middle Earth on his side… Humor fic, R & R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Haldir's Here by Jedi Gollum reviews
COMPLETED (160) ! King Thranduil chooses Haldir to come from Lorien to baby-sit a small elfling named Legolas. Will Haldir return to Lorien in one piece?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 144,934 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Estel's Birthday by shirebound reviews
Sequel to “Reflections of the Past”. Mix together one puppy, one Tookish toddler, tween Frodo, a young gardener, and Bilbo. Add an unsuspecting Ranger who’s about to have a birthday. No slash, sex, violence, or profanity
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Frodo B., Peregrin T. - Complete
May the Valar protect us by Aerlalaith reviews
Celebrian has gone on a visit to Lothlorien, leaving Elrond to watch the twins. May the Valar protect us.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Elrond, Elrohir - Complete
Benjamin's Tale by Lyndsey Rose reviews
A short story based off the Biblical story of ‘Jesus and the Children’ (Luke 18:15). The tale is told through the playful, sweet, and innocent eyes of five-year-old Benjamin who is venturing into the city for the first time to meet Jesus.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2004
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Trusting by lilpip reviews
Frodo is a young and innocent hobbit lad, until he gets kidnapped that is... He needs help, but what happens when an elf comes in? (A bit of slash, maybe R&R please)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,990 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Frodo B.
The Ring that Binds by FireBird9900 reviews
She had loved Frodo, but her heart was broken when he left across the seas. Now a new ring has been created, and Frodo returns to be ring bearer. And the only one that can save him is now bound to another ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,535 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 4/1/2003
QUARANTINED by shirebound reviews
Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,237 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Tea and Small Talk by Baylor reviews
In which Gandalf stops by Bag End, Pippin interrupts tea, and Bilbo is greatly concerned about the best dishes
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Peregrin T., Gandalf
Splashing and Sputtering by Baylor reviews
In which Pippin takes a tumble, rescues a dwarf, and catches a chill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Peregrin T., Aragorn
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A Pawn to be Played reviews
When a bounty hunter is baited by his old enemy into capturing a senator's daugher, will he be able to complete the job and go home? Or are things more complicated than that?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/12/2006
Morgoth's Random Adventure reviews
WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS WOODEN DUCKS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.It's about Morgoth and his randomly wooden duckieish adventure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005
Legolas' Love reviews
A beautiful girl is SWEPT away into Middle-Earth.. Into Legolas' waiting and loving arms. Parody, no slash, awful grammer and sentance structure, oh, yes, and LOT'S of Mary-Sueism! WOW!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
Trapped In a Fantasy reviews
Twins Cadan and Lilka fall into Middle Earth. The catch? They know nothing about it! Not to mention they can't speak Westron! What are they to do? No Mary-Sues, slash, or them joining the Fellowship... at least.. not technically....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,884 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004
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