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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Star Wars, and Twilight.

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Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,353 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] OC, Hanabi H.
One Less by AngelsMoonLight reviews
When we grow up, we stop fearing the monsters under our beds and fear the monsters in our heads. Calories get counted and meals skipped all to fit an image we can't resist. It's sad to think that once our biggest worry was getting to the playground on time and now its completely changed. -please comment, follow, and review :) SakuraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,060 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
i've got a burning desire for you, baby by kelly.rockwell reviews
Allison and Lydia are together, and their relationship is one with a certain balance of power. Lydia holds most of it. Allison calls her late at night, desperate for release that only Lydia can give her. (No plot, just smut.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Allison A., Lydia M. - Complete
dead hearts are everywhere by justimpolite reviews
Follows directly after the events of 3x11. 'Lydia has seen a lot of horrifying things in the last year. She's seen monsters, she's touched death, she's dated a boy who was being controlled and used as a killing machine. She's been living the stuff of nightmares. But nothing will haunt her as much as the sight of Allison's cold, wet body; the sight of her still chest will.'
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Allison A., Lydia M. - Complete
Better than Better by maejaeni reviews
/If it's not it baby, hope it's progress baby/ Scott and Allison together and feelings.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Allison A., Scott M. - Complete
French for Beginners by LJ9 reviews
Rae starts to learn French, with a little help.
My Mad Fat Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Rae E. - Complete
Aftermath by JMNY8 reviews
Kara's recovery from the Exodus doesn't go as smoothly as people think. Canon through Torn, AU after Chapter 1
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 9/12/2011 - K. Thrace/Starbuck
What Makes Her Human by puppylahey reviews
AU. In which Allison is already familiar with her family's business right off the bat and Lydia is Peter's beta. How does Allison react when she finds out that the girl she's falling for happens to be a werewolf?
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Lydia M., Allison A.
Things Owed by Nmoreblack reviews
Katniss returns to her hometown the summer after graduating college. With a little stumbling, a lot of baked goods, and some pushing from a couple of blonds, Peeta may finally find the courage to form a sentence in her presence. Modern Day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Table for Two by Aria Illusine reviews
Itachi wanted to have some time to himself after a clan meeting. Sakura had had a rough day at the clinic. They both wanted dinner at the same restaurant. But when said restaurant had only one table open when they arrived, the two acquaintances were thrown together to find that perhaps neither had really wanted to sit alone. NonMass ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Oral Fixation by cc1989 reviews
Alex is mad. Very mad. It's Olivia's fault the evidence was thrown out of court and Alex has come to the 1-6 to take out her anger on Olivia and company. Elliot grows concerned when Alex takes Olivia to the interview room.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2012 - O. Benson, A. Cabot - Complete
Ghosts with Just Voices by monroeslittle reviews
"I have a secret for you," he says, his breath warm against her cheek. "The top floor," he whispers. "If you hurry, you might be able to stop it." AU. Katniss makes a deal with Snow that changes everything.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 161 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
For Love in Wartime by Versus Hope reviews
A season one Kara/Lee love story, or what happened one day, before the BSG BS drama started up, when Lee asked Kara to scoot over.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Marking Time by Night Owl Too reviews
Spuffy Kinkathon: Set Post-Chosen, Post-NFA. Buffy receives an unexpected summons to England, where she learns she's not the only one with nine lives. But a mysterious crisis threatens. How far is she willing to go to save someone she loves? COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Whatever It Takes by GoingVintage reviews
Puck and Rachel are getting a divorce. All that's left is for the papers to be signed. But friends and a snowstorm and maybe even a touch of fate on New Year's Eve might just intervene. Puckleberry future fic. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Let It Fade by Mystikat reviews
Rachel Berry is not "that girl". Rachel/OC, Puck. Warning: Abusive relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
objections by saywheeeee reviews
Five things the Doctor doesn't like about Amy Pond. Written for Challenge 3: Five Things/Times at big jumps. Canon-compliant. Warning: contains profanity.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Holiday on Helarth by dawnofme reviews
Spuffy end of S7 fic. It's not Hawaii or a cruise in the Caribbean, but they manage to make a holiday of it when Buffy takes the amulet off Spike at the end of Chosen and they end up falling into a demon dimension.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Buffy S., Spike
Along for the Ride by caramelo reviews
Rachel's on her hands and knees, vomiting up black smoke, and Puck wishes he could say this is the weirdest thing he's ever seen her do, but really, it's not. A Glee & Supernatural crackfic crossover, with a dash of Puckleberry on the side.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Puck - Complete
jump by saywheeeee reviews
Living with this man is the strangest thing Amy has ever done. 8th in the "inextricably" series, based on 26 alphabetical prompts.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Carbon by delicate one reviews
Ten.2 comes back and finds Martha.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/31/2010 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Just the Apocalypse by December21st reviews
The apocalypse doesn't really live up to its reputation.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
keep her lustrous eyes by saywheeeee reviews
Amy Pond is drowning. 11/Amy, as per usual.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Near Enna's Walls is a Deep Lake by Dipenates reviews
Buffy and Xander sit on the bathroom floor at talk. A missing scene from 6.19 "Seeing Red". Warning: discussion of canonical attempted rape.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Buffy S., Xander H. - Complete
crowns of snow by saywheeeee reviews
The Doctor shows Amy the universe. 11/Amy. 1st in the "inextricably" series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Interrupted by serenitymeimei reviews
In which Walter walks in on them.. Astrid/Olivia
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [Astrid F., Olivia D.] - Complete
Captivated by NautiBitz reviews
Season 3 Spike/Buffy. Spike's ruinous return to Sunnydale gains him an unlikely drinking buddy... and accidental naked bedmate. Who's to blame? Trick, the Mayor, Jack Daniels? All of the above? Can they fight their attraction long enough to find out?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Connected by mugglemama reviews
Ron and Hermione have always shared a special bond, now their connection is complete. A tale of what happens when they finally have time alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,631 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Leftovers by TamSibling reviews
Set during early S2. Kara returns from Caprica and has a lot to deal with ... oh, and Lee too. Lee:Kara, PG to R rating.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,366 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
You Know I'll Put Us Back Together by Wolf Maid reviews
There are all kinds of abuse. Martha’s merely trading emotional for physical. Friendship for love. Because he says he loves her, and she believes him. Because she loved the Doctor and she had to leave. Abusive!Tom. Pre-Martha/Doctor, Donna/Jack. Pre-JE.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
In Thirteen Steps by Cella N reviews
It doesn't always end up as planed. SHIKAMARU. SAKURA. The road there is the fun part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Recklessness & Repercussions by Nothing But Bones reviews
Booth overhears one of his colleagues crudely reliving an intimate rendezvous with Brennan, and his ill-conceived reaction threatens to end their partnership on a permanent basis, leaving their emotions running dangerously high.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,710 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Impossible Things by only-more-love reviews
Scene filler drabble for 1x05: Power Hungry. Charlie wishes for the impossible. * Characters: Charlie Francis, Olivia Dunham *
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cooties by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
Life was so much easier when boys had cooties. Sokka centric. Zutara. One shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Stranded by TamSibling reviews
Complete. Post:Unfinished Business. Kara ends up stranded on a not-too-friendly planet and Lee ends up on the rescue party. Kara:Lee. R for adult themes.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Grandeur by Cella N reviews
When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Let's Scar Syaoran! by flo-bizet reviews
Exactly what it says. Happy fun time scarring the poor boy with much KuroFainess! Accepting ideas from reviewers. Chapter 16: Blossoming Part 1. It's Sakura's unwilling turn to scar the boy! Geez, I need to update more often. It's been three months!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,562 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007
Something in the Pumpkin Juice by Forsaken Elf reviews
All of Hogwarts is permanently brain damaged from insane house elves' tea. Emo poems, Mary sues, fireworks, marriage and lol ensues. [ femslash & slash ]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Paint Against Skin by Cella N reviews
It’s not about the thrill of getting caught what moves them, but the creativity. SAKURA. SAI. 20 truths the world never knew about Sakura and Sai. And some that were speculated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Acceptance by TamSibling reviews
COMPLETE. Set during season 3 after the Exodus from New Caprica. Kacey, Lee:Kara and a bit AU.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Gliding by TamSibling reviews
On Kobol, Kara is trying to deal with her time on Caprica. Lee's close scrutiny isn't helping. LeeKara, set between Kobol's Last Gleaming, Parts 1 and 2.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
On Lack of Grace in Small Crowded Areas by Yllen reviews
AU. In an institution, Ana and Shannon can't forget what it was like to be dead. Dark comedy, angst and dare I say romance.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Shannon, Ana-Lucia - Complete
Set on Repeat by stakeh reviews
AU Everything was fine. Sasuke liked someone who was seemingly impossible to have. Gaara's family was argumentive beyond control. Sakura's mom was insane. And Naruto was getting more confused by the second. Many pairings ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,548 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 9/3/2005
Got Jesus? by Blau reviews
[Jesus Christ x Harry Potter] Jesus comes to Harry and offers to show him the way. [complete and utter crack][oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
The Disturbing Evening by yummycherrygum reviews
This is a oneshot about Harry, Ron, and Hermione horny in the middle of the night. RATED M for rape and sexual situation, although none of the situations are graphic. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For the Love of Cake by aRAUCANA reviews
Yagami Raito laments as L chooses a slice of nonexistant strawberry shortcake over him. RaitoxL crack fic. FORGET THE ANGST. WE'LL ADD A DOUBLY ANGSTY CHAPTER NEXT TIME in like what, 5 years? Ok, no. UPDATED!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006
The Cricket Club by Sagi-chan reviews
[AU] Naturally, being a high school student is going to suck but when you're a reincarnated Kitsunedemon with a fan club composed wholly of crickets... it's going to suck a whole lot more. [Yaoi] [GaaraNaru] [Stupidity] [Chapter 15]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004
Life as Usual in the Akatsuki by lameboat249 reviews
Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Wherever This Road May Lead Us by Gillian Middleton reviews
Please read the first story, Memories of Me, before this sequel. This may contains spoilers up to Shadow.Struggling to cope with the events that occurred during his memory loss, Dean tries his hardest to bring his relationship with his brother back on an
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Memories Of Me by Gillian Middleton reviews
While investigating a routine curse in a small California town Dean loses his memory. With only his brother to lean on feelings begin to develop that aren't exactly brotherly. How's Sam going to cope with that?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,712 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Sins Of The Fodder by Noda2 reviews
Kara encounters a threat from the past.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2006 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Malik's Answering Machine by Sour Schuyler reviews
Oh the horrors of Malik's answering machine... what kind of funky messages have been left now? Rated for language and bits of odd sexual humor. Some shounen-ai and het.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,176 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/5/2004
Too Hot to Handle by Elizabeth Stuart reviews
Will Luke take his father's advice when it comes to seducing Han? Sexualslash references, humor.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Hermione Granger and the Raising of the Titanic by Psycho Colette reviews
It's their last year at Hogwards, and man is it gonna be a crazy one: Hermione's gone nuts and it's up to Ron and Harry to figure out why and stop her from killing Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Payback by The Dom and The Dummy Crew reviews
Harry is busted...Ron is high...Hagrid's secret is revealed...A restraining order...A fart......An explosion...David Ortiz...Stan and Voldy...Dean's baby...A red haired drugged up Mrs. Weasley...Boyfriend Bill...This story is written by Dom, so don't expe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005
Divested by Waldo reviews
Apollo is determined to get his best friend out of his clothes. And, no, that's not a typo
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2005 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Facts of Life by funfan41 reviews
Han has a problem. Luke wants to help. Lando has the solution. Warning: slash. COMPLETED! Chapter 3 up!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Dancing by Sigma reviews
Kara teaches Lee how to dance.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2005 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
This Sweet, Sweet Insanity by nessa-melwasul reviews
Lee just sits.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2005 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
Don't Drop the Soap by Two-Idiots reviews
A look at Lucius in prison. Yeah, that pretty much speaks for itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Garden Enclosed by meyerlemon reviews
“Don’t stop,” Kara says, and Lee, who is all out of resistance, does not.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2005
Not Another Teen Titans Parody by sky.davis reviews
Star Wars has 'Space Balls', Scary movies have 'Scary Movie', Teen Titans has This...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Cheating Death by cheesemaker reviews
Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto die. Death laments the loss of his beloved chair. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
Passions of the Potter by Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter reviews
Harry Potter stumbles across a Portkey... and comes to the land of the Lord! Jesus journeys with him back to modern times, to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Goat Porn Madness by Mistress Nika reviews
The Sohma family and Tohru catch a previously unknown disease that makes them act in strange, random ways. Is there a cure? One can only wonder... DISCONTINUED
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,457 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
If Rumors Were True by Two-Idiots reviews
This story targets people who start stupid rumors, and the people who write about them. Serious bashing of Harry, Quidditch, and practically everything else. But it’s done in a funny way. NO FLAMES!(We have read all of the books.) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,553 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2004 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Kill the Pain! by Philip S reviews
After sending Angel to Hell Buffy is on the verge of suicide, only to meet a new friend who will help her deal with the pain. Only this new friend is not what she seems and has an agenda of her own. Her name is Faith. Now Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,224 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Curious George Finds a Motorcycle by Sakura Kaijuu reviews
Wow...This is pretty demented. If you give a monkey a motorcycle...who knows what'll happen...
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Complete
Kenshin Outtakes, Take 2! by The Narrator reviews
The Narrator's ever popular Kenshin Outtakes return in this sequel, including more running gags, bishonentorture, and chaos at the hands of Kanashimi! Will parody ever be the same? And will The Narrator ever abandon ecchi humor? Not bloody likely!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/20/2003
Kenshin Outtakes by The Narrator reviews
Problems with super glue? Kenshin acting childish? Kaoru channeling Tira Misu? Saitou and Sano AGREEING! What's going on! Oh, just The Narrator poking fun at the making of Ruroni Kenshin...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2002 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Complete
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Bella Nova reviews
Breaking Dawn AU. Bella didn't turn out quite how she was supposed to. M for blood, violence, disturbing content, and brief mentions of sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
On Romance reviews
A series of what will eventually be thirty ficlets that I am writing for a challenge on the different aspects of Padme and Anakin's romance. Will be everything from enlightening to upsetting. PadmeAnakin, ratings change depending on the fic. ON HIATUS.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker
Rain reviews
One of the main differences between Mello and Near had always been that Mello demanded knowledge, whereas Near simply absorbed it from the strangest of places. Mello cannot tell what Matt is thinking. Questions ensue. [MelloMatt, shounen ai.]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Miracles reviews
Greeted with the face that has occupied her thoughts for the last few days, Sasuke is the farthest thing from her mind. [SakuHina, shoujo ai, Sakura POV.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Firsts reviews
Their first encounter, first kiss, first goodbye. The complications and simplicities of Matt and Mello's relationship, told through their own unique firsts. MelloMatt, eventual spoilers through ch. 99, yaoi, multichaptered. ON HIATUS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2006
Yours reviews
Matt spent his life pretending until Mello sauntered in. MelloMatt, vague shounen ai hints, takes place at Wammy's.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Complete
Remembering reviews
And somewhere, near or far, someone, he knows, is crying for them. MelloMatt, shounen ai, angsty, spoilers for the events of chapter 99.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Complete
Blur reviews
Raito is in love with his failure. L is in love with his downfall. [Lime, yaoi, RaitoL.]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
To Know reviews
Sakura knows every crevice of Hinata's body. The latenight musings of Sakura. HinaSaku, shoujoai, hints at yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
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