Red Queen Kai
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Author has written 4 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Buffy X-overs, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hi.um, I'm an Aussie.

I guess I'll tell you a little more, ahhhh, I have a broad taste in music from ACDC (yeah), Evanesence and Powderfinger to musicals and stuff. I like to people watch...have you ever done that? It is really funny and, well, a bit creepy. Oh well. I like to make friends. Hint hint. (Lame I know)
I'm a major Buffy fan and I like Monty Python, and Robin Hood: Men in Tights and I am a dedicated Mike Moore fan. Go the FICUS!

I love Firefly. Joss Whedon - you. are. my...sigh what can I say you legend you.

Napoleon Dynamite is an awesome movie!

I have also recently rediscovered Stargate SG-1, I absolutly love that show.

Quotes of the Day

I like this one because it has naughty words in it:

Minstrel: singing Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...

Sir robin:That's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.

French Soldier:You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.


Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?

Sir Lancelot: Iknow not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: reading And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother MaynardSkip a bit, Brother...
Cleric:And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard:Amen.

Firefly:

Take my love, take my land / Take me where I cannot stand / I don't care, I'm still free / You can't take the sky from me / Take me out to the black / Tell 'em I ain't comin' back / Burn the land and boil the sea / You can't take the sky from me / There's no place I can be / Since I found serenity / But you can't take the sky from me
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Jayne:We need coin!
Mal: You're right, we take all the money we got saved right now, we could maybe buy a moderately-sized gerbil.

~Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket - Mal

Elwood:Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

to man in restaurant
Jake: fakes accent How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Father: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

Burton Mercer: Who wants an orange whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three orange whip.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

For all of those who don't know: I like pudding.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12972 - Favs: 16,278 - Follows: 15,134 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3533 - Favs: 4,480 - Follows: 4,903 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 2,861 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14365 - Favs: 9,551 - Follows: 9,223 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4475 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean Between the Raindrops by OutlawJacksBonnyLass reviews
Set some two and a half years after the events of the film, Jack Sparrow returns to Jamaica, never guessing how this brief stop will change everything he knows. Jack and O.C.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,680 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2004
UNITed by Sorcery by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Post OotP, Harry decides to leave his relatives to ready himself for Voldemort, something Dumbledore seems unwilling to do. He meets a Brigadier and quickly finds Earth is not alone.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Brigadier, Harry P. - Complete
MyCoR 3: Turn About by Amita4ever reviews
Captured by bounty hunters, Riddick is enroute to Tangiers Penal Colony when the ship goes down in a rainforest and he's not the only survivor. The other is a citified secretary with a bounty of her own, but she may be more trouble than she's worth. FINISHED!
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,972 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Riddick - Complete
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 10,110 - Follows: 7,602 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 3,684 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4261 - Favs: 6,276 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
It's All In The Blood by Sam-453 reviews
COMPLETE!Chapter 72 up. James and Lily Potter gave up their daughter Anne when they were only seventeen. Now she discovers her true roots and her whole life is affected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 73 - Words: 189,737 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Complete
In Rememberance by milgarion reviews
“Two thousand and five?” he repeated, his voice barely above a whisper, but the incredulity showed through. Surely that bludger hadn’t knocked him out for…“Seven years?” he asked, “I’ve been unconscious… for seven years!”“No.” Dumbledore’s voice interrupt
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,117 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3431 - Favs: 5,411 - Follows: 5,102 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Three Warriors by Lotusja reviews
Three Warriors Challenge by Hakuchihirolover. Jack, Buffy and Methos were all Goa’uld hosts during Ra’s occupation of Earth. Buffy and Methos founded that out the stargate was open and operational and they both went to Cheyenne Mountain to confront Jack.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,919 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2005
The Family Name: Third Year by Elbereth in April reviews
Crossover with Artemis Fowl. This year at Hogwarts: dementors, Hermione with a crush on an evil Slytherin genius, plots against Lucius, self-defense with Butler, spying on Lupin, and one alliance between Artemis and Draco guaranteed to shake things up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,681 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
The Eighth Weasley by Fyrie reviews
The missing Weasley daughter, long assumed dead, is found alive and well, and not far from trouble of the magical kind. COMPLETED - June 30th 2008
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 412,531 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Complete
Things I Never Knew by youcantseeus reviews
When Snape’s son comes to Hogwarts, Harry discovers secrets about his Potions Master that he never imagined and Snape learns a few things about Harry as well. NOT HBP COMPLIANT. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,614 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3907 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3381 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 398,027 - Reviews: 3737 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Countdown to Christmas by polgara-5 reviews
Buffy starts receiving some unusual presents. BtVSStargate SG1
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Revolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance. Harry continues his Auror training and begins a journey of mastering his unusual and growing powers. Harry, with the help of his adoptive father, is finally making his own way, but fate and prophecy are never completely absent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 397,328 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 5,822 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Broken by MortonGirl reviews
The biggest obstacle between Rogue and Gambit has little to do with touch.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,000 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003
How We Survive: Winds of Change by twighlightshadow reviews
For Harry Potter, returning to Hogwarts means many things: food and a warm place to sleep, a strange mix of laughter and peril, and divulging a secret. Danger is on its way. Sequel to How We Survive: The Runaway. Welcome back to Hogwarts, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Here's Your Accordion by drakensis reviews
No one chooses to be the Vampire Slayer. But what if someone found out that they were the Slayer? And not just any Slayer. What if someone... some fan... woke up as Buffy Summers, the Vampire Slayer? Welcome to Sunnydale.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 1/9/2005
Tread Softly by Dius Corvus reviews
“I am Jonathan Frost. I was Voldemort and Tom Riddle. I was also Harry Potter.” After the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry finds himself changed and thrown back into the time of the Marauders and Severus Snape. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 182,436 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Potter's Resistance 1: Breaking Ties by IP82 reviews
PostOotP. Harry escapes Private Drive and goes out to learn about the world and magic on his own. Hunted by all sides of the war, he must rely on his newfound wit and cunning to survive. Independent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 109,344 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
First Knight by Asha Dreamweaver reviews
BtVSLotR. Buffy gets sent to Middle Earth to help bring down Sauron. Her duty, like the Istari, is not to confront Sauron directly but to help those fated to face him bring him down. More specifically she’s to help the King of Gondor get on his throne.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 482,935 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 4/13/2004
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9622 - Favs: 12,241 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Guns, Gifts and Secrets by Texas Bluebonnet reviews
Sarabeth MacAllister and the other dedicated nurses and doctors of the 4077th MASH have returned for more adventures and misadventures. Puns, like rabbits, are multiplying: y'all have been warned. Please read and review. Comments are always welcome.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,676 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Call It What You Will by polywolly reviews
Snape has settled awkwardly into a new life, and a new profession. When a healer asks him to assist her in a hopeless case, Snape is attracted to the challenge, not to mention the woman doing the asking. Post book 6 HGSS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,394 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Merging with Traffic by clcountry reviews
Cordelia is sent to guard Harry Potter after she dies. Little does she know that she is just the beginning of an elaborate plan concocted by two meddling PTB's, none other than Allen Francis Doyle and Jenny Calender.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,976 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Second Chances by Leslie4 reviews
An ancient articaft is discovered which affects many changes in Sunnydale. Stargate Xover WJack O'Neill Chapter 19 now up WIP
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,095 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 6/1/2003
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
Destiny Up For Grabs by Sheilynn reviews
BtVS Stargate xover. Sunnydale’s gone, so where do we go from here? Buffy and Co. thought they’d have time to decide, now that the Hellmouth was permanently closed, but the PTB have other plans for them. (Full Summary Inside)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 132,986 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 4/4/2004
And We're Off by Xandra Z reviews
Post-Chosen, Willow and Xander have been invited to teach at Hogwarts. The two best friends on a new mission to teach teenage witches and wizards the finer points of Defence Against the Dark Arts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,653 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Xander H.
Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Beloved on this Earth by Chary reviews
Snape OFC romance. When Harry is injured and taken to a Muggle hospital, the nurse caring for him feels a strange connection to the injured boy, and certainly doesn't trust the Professor who claims he has come to return him to his school. ...Complete..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,286 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4590 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Paradigm Shift by Rock Lobster reviews
Post OOP: Harry, still haunted by the events at the DOM, escapes Privet Drive and Snape becomes his unwilling accomplice. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,983 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Spook by odinnsmeyjar reviews
Chronicles the endless nights of a girl in Slam
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 64,270 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Complete
The Mother Lode by abraxis reviews
COMPLETE! Riddick, trying to join humanity from one direction, finds someone making a similar self-reassesment.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 223,086 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Complete
Exceptions by believeindreamers reviews
A sixth-year fic centered around Harry Potter and everyone's favorite Potions Master. Dark Harry! Rated for language and violence. Harry's taking charge, and not everyone's happy about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,856 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Crazy by Sheilynn reviews
FFA 301 BuffyJack O'Neill. The title says it all!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
Preternatural ParallelDimensional Watcher Recruit by Sheilynn reviews
FFA 270 Willow & a werewolf. When you're recruiting new Watchers, who says you're only allowed to look in your own dimension?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
Don't bring me back to Life by chazza reviews
Buffy winds up in another dimension married to William. (It has some sexual content) COMPLETED
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 25,976 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Buffy S., William - Complete
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Across The Pond by polgara-5 reviews
COMPLETE Dumbledore has the pureblood students at Hogwarts write letters to muggles who are aware of magic.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,459 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Of Worlds Collided by Invincible Sword Goddess reviews
Willow gets a job with the SGC. But the SGC don't know what they are getting into...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3636 - Favs: 5,901 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Sub Rosa by friendlyquark reviews
SSOC and many other pairings. The new DADA teacher must balance her mission to protect Harry with her feelings for Snape. Eugenics, Elves, Bellatrix, Voldemort and Marie Laveau complicate things. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 123,299 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Severus S.
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Encounter by Eileen Blazer reviews
Whose that guy trying to pick Rogue up at a bar? Read and find out. ^_^
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Rogue
Phoenix Burning by Yahtzee reviews
After "The Gift." Buffy returns to life -- to find a world greatly changed. WINNER of the Summer 2001 Halo Award for Best Drama and the Summer 2001 Undead Awards for Outstanding Novel, Outstanding Future, Outstanding Action and Outstanding Buffy Character
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,086 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/22/2001 - Published: 6/18/2001
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Jane reviews
A Wholly unremakable woman. With some interesting lineage. Drabble. Somewhat of a parody.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Blades reviews
Faith, Xmen cross over...I hope it's a little different than normal.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2005
Legacy reviews
BtVS and Pitch Black x-over. One shot. Faith meets Johns and Riddick.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Interlude reviews
A teenage girl meets Magneto in his plastic prison.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2004