HEY! I am an avid fanfiction reader.I love reading books.
My Age: A number between 10 and 20.
My Eye color:dark brown
Favorite books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians,Artemis Fowl,The 39 Clues,Alex Rider series,Maximum Ride and many more.
Favorite Colors:Black,Silver,Blood red,Ghost White,Dark Purple and Sea Green.
Favorite bands:Linkin Park,Imagine Dragons,Fall Out Boy,The WANTED,5 seconds of summer.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those that can’t.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
"Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a life time pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly"
'Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them'. William Shakespeare
Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.
The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them. If you can't blackmail them, kill them. If you can't kill them, you're screwed.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
I believe there's a hero in all of us, that gives us strength, keeps us honest, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
The only reason i am on earth is because Heaven wouldn't have me and Hell was afraid i would take over.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say ‘RUN FREAK RUN!’
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin “THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME, WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN!!!”
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
-Children of rival gods can fall in love.
-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
-Math teachers really are evil.
-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
-Elvis was a magician. No, really.
-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
-Boomerangs can cast spells.
-It's possible to gamble moonlight.
-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
-Rainbows have power.
-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
-Even plants can wage war.
-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.
-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.
-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
WHY CHILDREN ARE ADORABLE
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children”
Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"
Hair topping:Do Not use as ice cream topping
Komatsu floodlight:This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas even in the dark.
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