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Author has written 41 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Invader Zim, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, 9, iCarly, Batman, Rio, Victorious, and Sam & Cat.
Hello People Who Cared To Read My Bio I'm Invader Johnny.
Sometimes I May Leave Reviews As Mexican-Freak Or As Mr. Johnny.
Nickname in FFN: I J.
(Since Technically Everybody Here Calls Me That.)
Nickname In Real Life: Eric... Don't Ask Me How I Got That Nickname It's A LONG Story.
Occupation: Criminal Mastermind.
Real Name: Mario but since I hate my name please call me "Rio" for short.
Dating Status : I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! WHOO!. (Can Ya People Guess I'm Happy?).
Now Of Course I Gotta Say That College Is So Fucking Cool And Tiresome!
One More Thing, If ANY Of You Readers Out There DARE To Leave Me A Review With A Reference To Mario Bros I WILL Make Your World An Unberable Living Hell!
I FUCKING HATE Mario Bros. References!
Favorite Crap (Like YOU Care To Know):
Favorite Cartoon : Invader Zim ( Hence the name "Invader" in my Penname).
My Top Ten Invader Zim Episodes:
1) Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars.
2) The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever !
3) Bad, Bad Rubber Pig.
4) Bolognius Maximus
5) The Frycook What Came From All That Space!
6) Battle Of The Planets.
8) Gaz; Taster Of Pork.
9) Planet Jackers
As You People Can Tell I Am A HUGE Zim/Gaz Fan, In Fact They ARE My Two Favorite Characters Of The Show.
Favorite Resisty Alien And Quote :
Shloonktapooxis : How bout The Pirate Monkeys ! Issa Awsome Name.
Favorite Resisty Moment :
Shloonktapooxis : We have a problem, sir! There's good news... and bad.
Lard Nar : A problem! How! They're sitting ducks! Aside from all the insane flying around.
The Vort Ship Gets Pulled To Planet Earth, Inside The Ship The Resisty groans.
Lard Nar : Was that part of the bad news?
Shloonktapooxis : Yeah... Our power core has been teleported out of the ship!
Lard Nar : And the good news!
Shloonktapooxis : Well, it's been replaced by a new horrible one!
Spleenk : We're being pulled towards a nearby planet! We're gonna crash and its gonna hurt and I don't want to!
Spleenk pulls his eye lids and falls to the ground spasming extremely fast while yelling. Lard Nar makes a loud high-pitched scream.
Lard Nar: Heh, uh, I mean, evacuate the ship!
The Resisty Aliens Scream.
Lard Nar : Activate the shrinky self-destruct! No alien thieves are gonna steal the secrets of this ship!
An alien at a control panel presses a button and the shrinky self-destruct is activated.
Resisty Computer : Shrinky self destruct activated !
Lard Nar : Hear me, Irken scum! You have not seen the last... of the Resisty !
Lard Nar shakes his fist in the air. An explosion sends some of the members of the Resisty flying and screaming.
Lard Nar: That's right, that's still our name.
For Those Of You Who wanted to see "Mopiness Of Doom" here is a link to the episode done by a few loyal IZ fans.
Other Cartoons I Happen To Find Enjoyable to watch (Plus Favorite Characters):
The Penguins Of Madagascar: Rico
Danny Phantom: Dark Danny And Ember McLain... What?
Samurai Jack: Aku.
Hey Arnold: Arnold's Grandparents.
The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy: Mandy.
Courage The Cowardly Dog: Courage (duh).
Regular Show: Mordecai.
Phineas and Ferb: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
The simpsons: Bart Simpson
Futurama Bender B. Rodriguez.
American Dad: Stan Smith.
Family Guy: Stewie Griffin.
As You People Can Obviously Tell I Happen To like the Psychotic/Evil/Moronic/Weird/Insane Characters.
Animes I seen In My My Childhood and I STILL Liked: Ranma And Dragon Ball Z.
Shows I Happen To Like: According to Jim, Friends, Two And A Half Men (Before Charlie Sheen was fired), The Big Bang Theory, 2 Broke Girls, Married With Children, Everybody Loves Rarmond, Malcolm In The Middle, Seinfield, Forensic Files, World's Dumbest Videos, iCarly, Victorious, Sam and Cat, Good Luck Charlie!, Get Smart, Life after People, Nazi Hunters, MythBusters, Alcatraz, Sleepy Hollow, etc.
Comics That Peak My Interest: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (Hence the name "Johnny" in my Penname), Squee, The Simpson Comics, Garfield Comics, etc.
Favorite Books (What? Surprised I read REAL stuff?): Expedition Edgar Allan Poe Stories, War Of The Worlds, Invasion, The Time Machine, 1000 Useless Stuff A Teen Should Know Before He Growns Up (That's A Mexican Book), 1000 Weird Facts That A Guy Should Know To Figure Out That In The World We Are All Crazy (That's Is Yet Another Mexican Book), Almost A 1000 Foolish Facts Of All Times (The End of a Trilogy, LOL) Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Friedrich, And More But I Cant Remember Which Ones...
Favorite Movies: Untracesable, War of The Worlds, I Robot, The Green Mile, Troy, The Grey, The Day After Tomorrow, Spawn, All The Four Pirates Of The Caribbean Movies, Back To The Future ( 1, 2 And 3), Iron Man (I, 2 and 3) Ocean 11, Ocean 12, Ocean 13, Fantastic 4, Dawn Of The Death, Deep Blue Sea, The Invasion, 2012, 1408 (There Is NO CHANCE IN HELL Anyone Will Get Me Inside A Hotel Room With That Number On It Now), Silver Linings Playbook, Along Came A Spider, Next, National Treasure, National Treasure: Book Of Secrets, Mr And Ms Smith, Coraline, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Sweeny Todd (The Songs Were Kick Ass!), Batman Begins, The Dark Knight (The Joker was really REALLY Psychothic), The Dark Knight Rises, Ted, Ratatouille, WALL-E, Wreck-It Ralph, Frankenweenie, Transformers, Eagle Eye, Vantage Point (wasn't that a wicked movie?) The Bank Job, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure, Ed Edd and Eddy s Big Picture Show, Phineas And Ferb Across The 2nd Dimension, Despicable Me (1 and 2), Rio, The Simpsons Movie, Inception ( It Was Fucking Awesome!), The Ultimate Enemy, Phantom Planet, etc.
Favorite Quotes :
Nny: Ok This Is Going To Hurt Quite A Bit, But I Suppose, That's The Whole Point. I'm Aiming For Obscene Agony, So If It's Just Mildly Unbearable, Please Say Something. (JTHM)
Gaz : Let It Be Known That From This Day, Until The End Of The Day, Vengeance Will Be Mine. Dib, You Will Not Know The Meaning Of Peace, For I Shall Rain Misery Down Upon Your Pizza Stealing Heart ! (Invader Zim)
Gir: Wait, if you destroy Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy and you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him, and then he will be your enemy, so then you will have to send a robot back... (Gir's head explodes, he falls to the floor) ... (Invader Zim).
Poop Dawg: Zim, I have come for you!
Zim: Gashloog gets to take a break without exploding! Why not me!
(Gir is talking with the Tallest through a video communicator)
Mr. Lancer: (To Danny) Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher could be so difficult."
Danny: What do you want, Skulker?
Tucker (About Danny): Did he just did what I think he just did?
Dark Laser (While farting): Im Fart Laser, Im Fart Laser, pull my finger, Im Fart Laser... (Fairlly OddParents).
Grim (After Defeating Jack): Well, that's that.
(Grim enters into the Forbidden Room and observes the ash urns)
Boogey: Is it true that not only was your scythe stolen by a headless man wearing a pumpkin on his neck, it was also taken by:
Mandroid: We are from the future, Creeper build us to ensure that the Lord of Horror reaches Horror's hand before Billy and Mandy, we offer our services as assassins or maids if you need cleaning ... (Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure).
Homer (In his car, chasing Apu): Oh, baby! We got him now! There's no escape from the airport!... (The Simpsons).
Homer: Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me.
Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
Orson Welles: The devastation is incredible! They're grinding up the bodies of human beings!
Louie: Johnny Tightlips where did they shot you?!
(After Sam hits Freddie with a bat)
Cat: Yay!! Cupcake Power!!! Wooh!!!
Cat: What street are we on?
Cat: (Goes to lick the laser)
Trina:Stop! What are you doing?!
Cat: I wanted to lick the laser beam with my tongue.
Tori: Why? ...You wanna know what flavor it is,don't you?
Cat: (nods)... (Victorious).
Cat: Ghost couch!... (Sam and Cat).
Han: Your fired!
Caroline: Oooo I'm fired? Max, Han just fired me.
Max: You lucky son of a whore... (2 Broke Girls)
Young Masbath (About The Horseman): Is he dead?
Sweeny Todd (Holding a Razor): At Last, My Arm It's Complete!
George Bush: Oh all right if you want to get trouble. your gonna get trouble.
Homer: No you're gonna get trouble!
Nelson: (singing): Joy to the world the teacher's dead!
Joey Mousepad: They're coming straight toward our proximity. Maybe you should give 'em the clamps, Clamps.
Bender: Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!... (Futurama)
Bender: Let this beatin' be a lesson about never attacking those more handsome than oneself... (Futurama)
Roberto: I was designed by a team of engineers attempting to build an insane robot. But it seems they failed... (Futurama)
Zapp Brannigan: Captain's log. Stardate: The Year of the Tiger. The battle has been bravely fought, and the suffering of our troops, beyond measure. But the alien is invulnerable, and our defeat: inevitable. That much is obvious, even from my remote command post here at the Times Square Applebee's... (Futurama)
[A song begins playing to the tune of Zager & Evans' In the year 2525.]
[verse 2] In the year twenty-five twenty-five twenty-five
[verse 3] In the future year that ends with a twenty
[verse 4] In the year one million and a half
Dean Vernon: You robots are a disgrace to this university! Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Whenever a human corpse is desacrated-
Robot Santa: Ho... ho... ho. Oh, my heart's not in it. I'm too depressed for murder and mayhem.
Stan Smith: Guns Dont Kill People, People Kill People!. (American Dad).
Mayor West: (hit by brick and starts to bleed) My God I'm A Tomato! (Family Guy).
Meg: (about Peter being retarded): I can't believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!
Amy: Hey That's Me!.
Cartman: (playing World of Warcraft) Alright Clyde, hit him with your crossbow! (Clyde's character isn't doing anything) Hit him now, Clyde! (Clyde's character is still doing nothing) Clyde? Clyde! Clyde! (Clyde is looking at a Playboy magazine) Come on you asshole! Goddamn it! We lost Clyde!... (South Park).
(The four boys look over a cliff at Chef stabbed by a tree stump, his face torn off by a mountain lion, and his arm and leg torn off by said lion and grizzly bear.)
Phoebe : Ok If Your Alive Then You Answer Your Phone!. (Friends).
Chandler: (About Parker): Somewhere There Is Someone With A Tranquilizer Gun And A Huge Butterfly Net Looking For That Man... (Friends).
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, "Oh, man!" And he'll be all, "Yes!" And us, we'll be like "Oh, dude!" And pretty soon you'll be like, "Hi," and, "Well, I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." And we'll be like, "Man, get over it, it's been four years!"
Activist #1: Hey mister, sign this petition and save the trees.
Alan: Do you smell something?
Alan: (About Jake) You dont understand, money gives him choices and freedom.
Jenny: I hate the sun. It's like God calling you an alcoholic... (Two And A Half Men).
Jack Sparrow: Look (Shoots Monkey) An Undead Monkey, Top That!. (Pirates Of The Caribbean 2).
Daffy Duck: Consequences, Smonsequences...as long as I'm Rich... (Bugs And Daffy).
Me : Eh ?
I'm Here Boss.
I May Be Human But That Doesn't Mean I Have To Like My Own Species.
Yes, I'm A Misanthropist, How 'Bout You?
Muerdeme, that's Spanish for... Bite Me.
And My Personal Favorite:
I May Be Insane But I'm NOT Stupid.
Pairings I Happen To Like:
The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy:
The Nightmare Before Christmas:
Jori all the way whoo!
The irony here is that while I LIKE reading KP fics from time to time, I NEVER actually seen the series, odd, no?.
Things I Hate... A Lot! : Humanity (See Above), Psycologist, Sports, People Who Want Me To Be "Normal".
Guy Who Inspired Me To Write And Personal Hero : The Almigthy Jhonen Vasquez.
HE WILL RULE US ALL!
If Anyone Cares I Used To Live In Texas And Thats Why I Know English. (I'm Mexican).
Suprised Aren't Ya?
Im Also The Creator Of MAMR ( Mimi And MiniMoose Romance ).
( With The Help Of Muffin-Man-Of-Doom ).
My Mind Works In Weird And Mysterious Ways ( You People Probably Know That From The Stories I Write).
In Other Words Im A Little Insane.
1) Of Course You Know This Means Doom!
Formerly Known As "When A Human Loved An Irken": After the Tallest told Zim the truth about his mission he felt the worse thing ever, betrayal, he tends to do the unthinkable but fortunately or unfortunately for the little Irken not everything goes according to plan… ZAGR. (YAY)!
2) Crimes Of The Crazy:
Zim, Dib and Gaz, Thee different individuals, sane and insane, have something in common, they all have committed a crime at least “twice” in their lives, read this fic and you'll know the horrible felonies they have comitted, the control brains will show you their rap sheets, WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
3) I Had A Smeet Once:
ZAGR, The Birth Of A Child Is Considered A Beauteful Thing To Humans But To Irkens It Means Nothing More Than Fresh Soldiers For The Armada, Zim However Didnt Think That Way, Not Anymore Anyway.
A Birthday Fan Fic for Invader Aqua. (One-Shot).
4) Last Request:
Zim And Gaz Are Trapped In A Dark Cold Cave, It Looks Like Only One Of Then Will Survive, So Zim Asks For Gaz To Do Something For Him, That Dib Never Reveals His Corpse To The Human Race, What is Gaz To Do?
5) Ghostly Emotions:
Set During "The Ultimate Enemy" Before Danny Went To Vlad, He Lost His Memory In The Explosion And To Make Things Way Worse Ember Shows Up. Seizing Her Chance, The Singer Begins To Manipulate The Ghost Boy, And As Time Goes On, His Memories Start To Come Back, The Problem? Ember's Growing Fond Of Him. (D/E).
My First Danny Phantom Fic Whoo! Special Thanks To WingsOfMorphius For Giving Me The Original Idea And Letting Me Change The Plot.!
By the way ChadRocco did a wicked piece of work involving Ember's new look for the fic, check it out...
Plasmius hated being alone, he wanted a family, mostly he wanted Maddie and Danny by his side, but due to his evil ways, that will never happen, he will be forever alone, or will he? takes place after "Phantom Planet".
6) Secret Doors:
Everyone Has Secrets, Some That You Don’t Want To Tell But That Doesn’t Mean That People Won’t Find Out, Danny And Ember Are The Perfect Victims Of That Example.
Undecided Ideas (That Will Eventually Be Posted... Maybe):
Broken Truths (Title Might Change):
"So tell us, what are you in for?" Amorpho questioned "Betrayal" Ember answered, "Why are you here?" Jazz asked gently "I needed someone to talk too" Dani said "Mind explaining?" Amorpho and Jazz asked at the same time "My sister" Ember and Dani answered sadly.
This Idea Was Once Again Given To Me By WingsOfMorphius, It's Pretty Much An Ember And Danielle Centric Fan Fic.
Down Here Are Two Drawings That Are Part Of The Upcoming Fic:
Finding Your Voice:
The Ghost Writer Is Known To Teach Lessons To Everyone Who Disrespected Others, What Happens When Ember Crosses The Line And The Observants Hire The Ghost Writer To Keep Her From Crossing It Again? (Danny/Ember)... Might Be A Sequel For Ghostly Emotions.
The Red Wall:
There Was A Time When I Was Loyal To Him, So Much I Was Willing To Fight For Him, But He Betrayed Me, He Said What I Was Doing Was Wrong, But I Know Im Right, Im Always Right.
Jazz Centric... Is She A Hero Or A Villain?.
Blood Is Thicker Than Water:
Jazz is a sixteen year old human living in the ghost zone, desperate to be like her father, the thing is she was adopted by the Ghost Zones greatest hunter... Skulker, so when she gets the chance to have ghost powers will she take it?, even if it means destroying a bit of who she is?
That is SUCH An Original Title Huh?
Detect Heavy Sarcasm,
Anyway This Story Revolves Around Jazz , She Is Jealous at Danny, Not For His Ghost Powers But Because He Has Friends, A Close Bond With The People That Hes Known Since Forever, She Only Has Her Books... But She Is About To Get Her First Friend And Its The Person Shell Least Expect... Sequel to Autophobia.
Come Hell or High Water:
The Tallest finally had it, the perfect way to get rid of Zim once and for all, but when they suceed they come to realize that having Zim around was a blessing, not a curse.
Blind With Rage:
What Dib should have done at the beginning of "The Frycook What Came From All That Space"
Welcome to the "Irken Empire's Historical Archieves" Watch How Our Race Came To Be.
It Al Comes Down To This:
When an Irken loses the title of The Almighthy Tallest only one thing follows... you wait... wait for the end.
Weasel Stomping Day:
Yup, this is based on Weird Al's song of the same name, basically in Squee's universe the holyday IS real and his school supports the deranged festivity... the thing is... he wants to escape it, how can he when he is surronded by murderers?
Add Evil laugh here LOL, Yes I'm really mean with little Todd Casil but I find the idea very humorous, I swear if it was even possible the kid IS gonna be even more scarred for life.
Betting With Jade:
Tori bets Jade she can guess what her favorite color is, she has six chances if she wins she make Jade do anything for a day, if she loses who knows what the goth will force upon the poor Vega girl, Jori fic.
1) Currently Thinking Of A New Project With Invader Aqua Called:
An Unnecessary Evil:
Zim And Dib Became Fugatives And Are Now Hiding As Two College Students. Now That Zim's Identity Is Revealed To The Earth, The Ex-Invader Has No Choice But To Rely On His Former Arch-Enemy. Both Of Them Are In For A Surprise When A Desperate Irken Comes Into Their Lives.
A DATR And Possibly ZAGR, And Like I Said It Will Be A Partner Project With Invader Aqua. And Because I Been Wanting To Do This For A LONG Time It Will Be A Crossover With Danny Phantom.
2) For Those Of You Who Knew I Had Planned To Write A Fic About Gaz Losing Her Family And Zim Has To Gain Custody Of Her Or She'll Have To Go To An Orphanage.
I Gave The Idea To Itsy-Evil-Spider And She'll Be Writting Her Own Plot Line For It So If You Guys Want To Go And Read It, Her Fic Is Called "You Either Walk or You Don’t".
3) Those Of You Who HAVE Been Reading my ZAGR Fic I Wanna Tell You That The Star-Seal Has Done A Drawing Of My S.I.R Unit Reb, If You Wanna See Said Drawing Then Check Out Her Gallery At Deviant Art.
4) Those Of You Who Have Been Reading CalicoKitty13s Fan Fic Maternitys Curse I Have To Inform You That Due To Computer Problems She Will Not Be Able To Work On The Fic For A While So Until Further Notice The Story Is On Hiatus.
Scratch That, The Fic Is Back In Production.
Im Telling Ya This Because Im Her Beta And I Received The News Recently, Ok?.
Also This GOES to All Danny Phantom Fans, Nickelodeon Just Cancelled The Show (Man, they SUCK!) But There Is A Chance To Save The Show I mean COME ON! The Fairly Odd Parents Is Getting More Episodes So We Can Only Hope Nick Would Get Some Common Sense and Pick Up DP as well as IZ Someday... Right?
Now For All Of My Loyal Reviewers I Have This To Say:
I KNOW WHEN YOU READ MY FICS BUT DON'T LEAVE A REVIEW! I'M PSYCHIC WHOO!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
ATENTION TO The Invader Zim fanbase, if they want any more episodes, they need to listen.
We are currently in the process of a massive operation called Operation Head Pigeons. The purpose of this operation; to mass-call Nickelodeon in order to bring back Invader Zim. Nick already stated that they are willing to bring it back if they receive enough demand, as did Jhonen (google "mindspill" for his blog). We shall be the demand.
We must work as a team - bring the Invader Zim fanbase together. We all wanted to do this, and now we have a chance to. 5000 people is no small feat, bu that doesn't mean that it is impossible. The Invader Zim fanbase is huge, and, dare I say this, absolutely insane - we've kept the interest in this cartoon at maximum for a decade now. We can't just keep quiet and hope for other people to do our work for us. We MUST work for this if we want anything to happen. Spread he word, get people out there. This is our time to shine.
We must link this on fansites, in guestbooks, on DeviantArt groups and imageboards. The 5000 people ARE out there, we just need to reach them.
If you wish to help, if you wish to bring back he one show we've been writing about, agonizing over pairings, storylines, character motivations for God knows how long, then Google "Operation Head Pigeons facebook". Join. Bring back the show.
We need your help. Be the demand. Bring it back.
Random Little Quotes of the Month:
Killing People doesn't make you a better person, but still it evens the score with those you hate.
You Hate The Westboro Baptist Church too? Cool! let's hate them together!
Invader Johnny Signing Off.
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