Author has written 20 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lost, King Arthur, and Veronica Mars.
Basics: short red hair, green eyes, avg height, thin, female
(enough of a mental pic? i think so)
I'm sarcastic and even more bitchy when I deal with people who think flames are funny. I don't tolerate people who hate their own writing and feel it is their duty to tell others how to think, before they even start reading a story. If you don't like your writing, don't post it. Save the Bandwidth, please.
I'm not a fan of slash, no matter how beautifully written the male-preg or couple's love.
I don't like those who bribe for reviews. Asking for them is one thing, withholding chappies is another.
The thing is, if you want something from me, like an update. WHINE, and BEG and email until you get it. I procrastinate; and the more pursuasion the better.
I appreciate those who take the time to review and give feedback. It makes things more worthwhile and helps alot because I like to know if I am improving.
To those of you out there who think it is FUN to flame people, please know that flames directed at myself will not be tolerated, nor appreciated. I will report those I deem cruel, and/or without purpose without a second thought.
Fanfiction is not an outlet for ill-controlled tempers.
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