Orliey
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The Orliey Manifesto (Updated!)

manifesto >noun (pl. manifestos) a public declaration of policy and aims

Welcome one, welcome all! And now, a little more about me!

1. Full Name: For my real name, I’ll give you a hint. It is of Greek origin. Take it from there.

2. Race/Ethnicity: African-American

3. Sex: Female

4. Birthdate: January of 1983. I share my month with Nicholas Cage, Justin Timberlake, Elijah
Wood, and Orlando Bloom. I am surrounded by hot guys! Eat you heart out: P

5. Your Sign: Capricorn

6. Age: A slightly (keyword: slightly) immature 22 year old.

7. Location: United States of American. Exact location is top secret, so shhhh! Although, my parents have often suggested I might be from another planet...

8. Height: Sadly, 5'6'. I was hoping to push 5'8', but alas, it wasn’t meant to be.

9. Hair Color: Dark Brown

10. Eye Color: Brown

11. Grade: College senior

12. Hobbies: Writing, reading, going to the movies, watching TV, being an Anglophile, playing video games, making my parents (and various other people) think I’m slightly mental, dancing

13.Celebrity Crushes:
- Dominic Monaghan (Beautiful, even if he is a troublemaker)
- Billy Boyd (Amazing singing voice! Did any see him perform “Baby One More Time” on the Sharon Osbourn Show? He gave that song emotion and meaning. Something that Britney Spears never did for it)
- Orlando Bloom (What can I say about him that hasn’t already been said? Except, they really need to warn a sista before showing a half naked Orlando Bloom on a giant movie screen! Those of you who have seen Troy know what I’m talking about. I could have choked on my popcorn!)
-Daisy, oops, I mean DAVID Wenham (Thanks to Dom Monagham, I no longer can call him David. I now find myself referring to him as Daisy)
- Elijah Wood (Those eyes! So blue! “In you eyes, the light, the heat. Your eyes I am complete...” I know I not the only one who thinks of Peter Gabriel’s song “In Your Eyes” when I see Elijah Wood!)
- Usher (Those abs! Sorry, I’m afraid I don’t know any songs about beautiful abs. But if you know one, let me know!)
- Craig David (I know it’s been awhile since we here in America has heard from him, but I’ll never forget him. Or his looks).
- Will Smith (Good actor and good man. Jada is so lucky!)
- Tobey Maguire (Beautiful in a nerdy kind of way. I like it!)

14. Are You A Good Friend? Well, I like to think that I am. I try to be.

15. Favorite Music Group/Singer: Missy Elliot, Black Eye Peas, Janet Jackson, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Beyonce, Alicia Keys, N.E.R.D., Justin Timberlake, Sting, Jay-Z, Aaliyah, Kanye West, Queen, Busta Rhymes, OutKast, Eminem, Dave Matthews Band, U2, Maroon 5, En Vogue, Blondie.

16. Favorite Song: “Free Your Mind” En Vogue; “Get It Started” Black Eye Peas; “Work It” Missy Elliot; “Crazy In Love” Beyonce; “Bicycle”, “Bohemian Rhapsody” Queen; “Africa” Toto; “Movin’ Out” Billy Joel; “S.O.S” Sting w/ the Police; “H.O.V.A” Jay-Z; “Help” The Beatles; “Ch-Check It Out” Beastie Boys; “Walk This Way” Run-DMC feat. Aerosmith; “Rainy Day Women #12 and 35" Bob Dylan, “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” U2; “So Fresh, So Clean” OutKast; "One Way or Another" Blondie; “Safety Dance” Men Without Hats (I swear you can use that song for the Bilbo’s Birthday Party scene from FOTR. Try it sometime! I know I will!)

17. Favorite Weird Song That Everyone Thinks You’re Crazy For Liking: Anything by Britney Spears. That always gets me weird looks. Like you one you are probably giving the computer screen right now...

18. Favorite Number and Why: Seven (7) because it is THE premier lucky number. And it has a special resonance with me.

19. Favorite TV Shows: Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, Father Ted, Coupling, Saturday Night Live, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Inside The Actors Studio, Comedy Central Presents, Celebrity Poker Showdown, Best Week Ever, Lost

20. Favorite Movie: Lord of the Rings Trilogy (And you know this, man!), Harry Potter Series, In and Out, Pirates of the Carribean, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pretty Woman, X-Men (one and two), Spider-Man (one and two), A Hard Day’s Night, The Full Monty, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, A Knight’s Tale, Austin Powers Trilogy, Forrest Gump, Shrek (one and two), Bridget Jones' Diary, and many more!

21. Favorite Soundtrack: Any Disney animated movie soundtrack (that is the stuff my childhood was made of!), My Best’s Friend’s Wedding, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Austin Powers in Goldmember, 50 First Dates, Love Actually, Bridget Jones’ Diary, Chicago, A Knight’s Tale, Pretty Woman, A Hard Day’s Night, The Fellowship of the Ring, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

22. Favorite Actor: Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Halle Berry, Julia Roberts, John Travolta, Nicholas Cage, Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor, Mike Meyers, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Colin Firth, Cameron Diaz,every actor on my Celebrity Crushes List.
(I have more but I don’t want to take up your time)

23. Favorite Book: Lord of the Rings; Harry Potter Series; Catherine, Called Birdy; Mary Higgins Clark mysteries; Angela’s Ashes; Acts of King Arthur and his Noble Knights by John Steinbeck; Their Eyes Were Watching God; Hamlet; The Hobbit

24. Do You Sleep With A Stuff Animal: Yes, a St. Bernard puppy named Ruffles. Now you might say, “Are you a bit old to be sleeping with a stuff animal?” And I say “Probably, but if you have a problem with it, then TOUGH NOOKIES! pbhhht!”

25. Do You Think You Are Smart: Every now and again I do something smart.

26. Do You Drink: I have yet to test out my drinking rights since I turned 21.

27. Do You Smoke: No. Thought about it, but I didn’t want to risk it.

28. Do You Do Drugs: ARE YOU CRAZY! My brain is messed up as it is without the help of illegal substances. Drugs will only make the problem worse.

29. Do You Believe In God: Yes

30. What Do You Want Most In The World: Success, happiness, to make at least one other person’s life a little better, and to be remembered.

31. What Are You Most Scared Of: Roller coasters and failing.

32. What Do You Want To Be When You Are Older: Well, right now I am studying to be a psychologist, but I still have Hollywood dreams.

33.Where Do You Want To Go In Your Lifetime: Great Britain (I must go there), New York, Australia, New Zealand, Africa, Europe, Walt Disney World

34. Personal Quotes: Jack Sparrow: to Weatherby Swann I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. - Pirates of the Caribbean

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide. -Pirates of Caribbean

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Professor Trelawney: You know, my dear, the moment I looked into your eyes I knew that you did not have the mind for the noble art of Divination.
looking at her palm
See? Right here. You may be young in years but the heart that beats beneath your bosom is as shriveled as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desperately cleave - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Frodo: I can't do this Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for - Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Harry: Invite him out for a drink and then after about twenty minutes casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. - Love Actually

Howard: entering his classroom, flustered Class: so, uh, where were we? Romantic poetry. Shakespeare. Talented. English. Dead - In and Out

Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're getting your wishes, so sit down - Aladdin

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Two Feet Too Many by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Ginny gets a surprise one Sunday morning while coming to wake her brother and Harry for brunch. Threeway slash, but nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Favour by RinnaMarie reviews
Ron agrees to help Hermione out of a tight spot, but what happens next suprises everyone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,797 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
LOTR Commercials Legolas and the Loreal Commercial by PiscesAngel reviews
Here we go again. This time...we're starting with...BOROMIR!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 6/2/2004
Snape and Dumbledore by Son Of Evil reviews
In the summer after OotP, Snape's worst nightmare comes true when Albus Dumbledore arrives on his dorrstep and declairs he's moving in for the summer
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
Will There be Tears? by SilverCyanide reviews
It's a Ron and Hermione fic. That's all I'm going to say. [DISCONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Lord of the Holy Grail by Ladyofthewoodhomiefoo reviews
Ok..so this is how it goes: A bunch of the Fellowship of the Ring people end up in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, how will King Arthur survive with his abnoxious gang of new knights and one other equally annoying and mysterious character. COMPLETED!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
The Adventures of Captain Obvious by Moofin Queen reviews
Legolas Greenleaf: mild-mannered Elvish princeling by day, the brave superhero Captain Obvious by night.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas
Scribbles, Notes, and Other Odd Documents by notagiraffe reviews
In a world full of over-excited workbooks, a commentator's ramblings, and the art of predicting your own misfortunes, the lives of Angelina, Katie, Alicia, George, Lee and Fred have never been normal...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Angelina J., George W.
In This Skin by Whisper's Song reviews
Hogwarts is about to pull the biggest hip hop dance team come back. While the team may hate each other, they want to beat the competive world of dance...Can they get past the anger, sexual tension and learn to work together? And when love is thrown in..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005
Life, Love and Teenage Insanity by AntiSocialOne reviews
Hermione is starting out the summer after fifth year with many things running through her mind: Harry and his sanity, Ginny and her re-developing fondness for a certain “boy who lived”, changes in herself, and surprisingly, Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Fellowship in Chicago by chili-star reviews
UPDATED! Go read the newest chapters! The Fellowship is living in a condo in Chicago! Legolas works in the Sears Tower, Frodo is a lifeguard and Pippin likes Britney Spears. Co-written by chili-Andy and chou-fleur. Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,554 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004
Chicken Soup by Emerin reviews
A poor BoyWhoLived is horribly sick and waiting at Death's door. What ever is a Weasley to do to comfort the disllusional Potter? xSLASH HarryRon x
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
To See Him Cry by Emerin reviews
CRY krI v.: 1. : to proclaim publicly. 2. : to require or suggest strongly a remedy or disposition. 3. : to shed tears often noisily xSLASH HarryRon x
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Something to say by kerryblaze reviews
Harry's angry. Ron's got something to say. This is a GEN piece set in the summer after OotP. It could be preslash... if that's how you want to see it. wink
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
You're Me! by Joanne Kathleen Rowling reviews
It's the trio's 6th year, and to resolve some disputes, two close friends go through a life changing experience. Humour to begin in chapter 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Mood Egg by txilar reviews
Sirius gets a bit depressed. Quite fluffy. Candycoated medicinal fluff, I might add.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Coming Out:How to Tell Your Best Friend You're Gay by Demonsblade reviews
[One shot] Remus is reluctant to tell James and Peter about his relationship with Sirius. But how long can they hide it after Remus shows up at breakfast with a love bite on his neck? SBRL slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Hogwarts Yearbook by WelshSparrow reviews
All info taken from HP Lexicon! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005
All's Fair In Love by kaleidoscope-vision192 reviews
Unhappy with the state of affairs, Ginny's made a bet that Ron and Hermione will get together in Hogsmeade. But things aren't going as she planned! Ginny decides to take matters into her own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Painting by August Fai reviews
Harry watches Draco, dips his fingers in the paint, and pretends the canvas is a bed. HD slash with a touch of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kiss The Girl by Escritor reviews
HermioneRon. Now, any other boy would call this situation awkward - boring, even - but not Ron. No, he could spend the rest of his life just sitting in silence with Hermione... [Ron asks Hermione something important, with a little help from Ginny.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Covered In Snow by AngelicAura reviews
What does Ginny do to cheer up the ever sulking Harry Potter? Start a snowball fight of course! Short one-shot H/G fluff. Pre HBP and DH. Written Spring 2005; please R & R, tell me if I should tweak cannon to fit into completed series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The habits of Ronald Bilius Weasley by nalacn reviews
She could probably write a whole book series. ‘The way Ron always bug you and how to stay calm’,‘The amazing mystery of Ron Weasley’s eating habits’...‘The one thousand butterflies you feel in the pit of your stomach every time Ron smiles at you’.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Dodgy by Bill Hagridsson reviews
Harry has a few...erm...concerns about Cupid. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Five Minutes by iluvpottering reviews
Complete: Harry shocks Ginny in front of her family. She has five minutes until she will be very embarrassed. Sexy Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Trust Me by Hikaura Akiko reviews
Hermione and Ron have a talk while playing chess.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Truth or Dare by bonnythebunny reviews
A kiss, a marriage proposal to a teacher, modeling pink dresses... it can only mean one thing- the marauders are playing truth or dare!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Stranded by PRchick reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Ron go on a cruise the summer prior to their last year at Hogwarts. What happens when the trio becomes stranded on a deserted island with Draco Malfoy? Voldemort sure sounds good now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
No cure by ShinigamiPhoenix reviews
Written for the hpchallenges 'AIDS' challenge. Harry struggles to deal with the dreadful reality of AIDS. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Mickey Take by Monkeys-Are-Dangerous-Reptiles reviews
The Weasleys and friends have gathered to celebrate Bill's wedding. The only problem for Ginny is when a simple mickey take becomes more serious than she could possibly have imagined. [ONE SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Monty Python's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by Rosemunde reviews
This fic was written for a challenge; a challenge to parody "Goblet of Fire," precisely. It answers the timeless question: what if the HP novels were made up of sketches from Monty Python? (I don't own the Harry Potter characters or the sketches of Mony
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Trip by FrischeBrise reviews
A trip through Europe, with only a tent, sleepingbag and food and water. Just to win money and a car. Who will win? HG maybe RHr Please Read & Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Juicy Details by Switch reviews
Seamus is a lip-slut and lets everybody know it. But not everybody wants to hear about it. -SLASH- SFNL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Neville L., Seamus F.
Sandwiches by coolpearls reviews
Hermione visits Ron while he's sick. They talk, fall asleep together, then wake up. Dun dun DUN! RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Best Valentine's Day Ever by sadisticblondlettes reviews
Marauders' Era. Remus and Sirius have just got together and they can't figure out what to get each other for Valentine's Day! Oneshot fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Very Weasley Wedding by WindMadeSolid reviews
Craziness ensues at Hermione and Ron's wedding. A one chapter story, so it is definately finished and here for your enjoyment!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Come to Me In My Dreams by ShadowRunner reviews
Sometimes we dreams and sometimes we don't, but when dreams have the chance to become reality, will Ron or Harry be willing to risk it? Mild Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Ron W., Harry P.
Just an ordinary day by KatyDW reviews
this is a little songfic i made up to vanessa carlton's "ordinary day" in hermione's point of view [written when I was in high school, kept up for memories]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Frodo and Sam Go to the Mall by Ode2Joy reviews
Frodo and Sam go on a shopping trip. Will their quest for the latest fashions destroy them? See them battle with evil sales people, bright lights, and over priced clothing! Extremely out there with many Middle Earth cameos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004
Imladris School of Weaponry and the Arts by Elrenia daughter of Elrohir reviews
-WIP- Can the fellowship survive group tutoring?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Glorfindel, Elrond
A Brand New Day, A Brand New World by Blue Eyed Blues reviews
Rogue, Logan, Scott, and Kitty fall into middle earth just as the fate of the ring is being discussed. This is LR but not who you'd think...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Rogue
Behind The Scenes by Hobbits Are Hot reviews
What really happend in Lord Of The Rings? Well this will tell you! Instead of going to Mt. Doom, the hobbits hope to go to Bree with their dance act to become dancers! Of course there's much more! please R&R! Its my first LOTR fic so i hope u like it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004
Chocolate Sauce and Alarmingly Enough Swords by Mallorn Took reviews
Elrond of Rivendell has called a meeting to discuss the most grievous of all crimes against male Lord of the Rings characters- slash. Satire and light humor and slash clichés abound.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Elrond, Frodo B.
I'm Still Here by Angel of Harlem reviews
[SONGFIC - Vertical Horizon] Faramir musing on Denethor (post RotK). I'm a little sick of Denethor-bashing after his movie portrayal, so I thought I might see Faramir's thoughts on the subject.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Faramir
RotK EE by kazbels reviews
Legolas got a peek at what's going to be in the Extended Edition of LotR: Return of the King, and the rest of the cast want to know what he's found out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004
The True Story of How Faramir Found Boromir by Im A Brandybuck reviews
So you really want to know what happened? You want to know how Faramir learned of his Brother's death? Well he's here to tell you! Listen to Faramir as he retells his heart touching story. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
The Keys to Isenguard by WhiteSword6621 reviews
Merry and Pippin inherit Isenguard after Sauron is gone! What will they use it for? What will they do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
I like Hobbits! by Devious-Kat-IE reviews
this is a songfic to the song 'I like Chinese'...only i changed the words around to fit LOTR.please R & R to tell me what you think...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2004
The LOTR Fanfiction Guide That May Save Your Life by red mage1 reviews
A handy guide to writing your own Lord of the Rings fanfics. We are not responsible for any personal injury that may result from use of this guide.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/5/2004
More Than Cousins by Pearl Took reviews
This is a repost of my first Tolkien fanfiction story. I have edited and done some rewriting. After an argument, Pippin finds out why he and Merry are More Than Cousins. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,226 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Where are We Going? by tocourtdisaster reviews
Pippin just wants to know where he volunteered to go. Movieverse. NO slash, profanity, or violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Aragorn's Alter by The Trojanhorse reviews
Faramir is a therapist. Aragorn has a problem. Put two and two together
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Aragorn, Faramir
Some things Money can't buy by Mercury Gray reviews
A Parody of the Mastercard commercial...intended to be funny, but I really don't know...read it and see what you think.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Complete
WonderWall by WiccanOne reviews
Katie gets dumped, and Oliver's there to make her feel better. Song Fic To Oasis's WonderWallVery fluffy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Katie B., Oliver W.
The Full Monty- Lord of the Rings Stylee by The Evenstar reviews
Aragorn & Legolas decide to round up some mates and start their own stripping group
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
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The Horrible Incident reviews
Her mother is dead! How could such a horrible incident be summed up in one sentence! This is the story of Hannah Abbott and the lost of her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
My Son's Eyes reviews
No matter what happens in life, James Potter realizes that all he has to do is look into his son's eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2005 - James P., Harry P.