Mecha Scorpion
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Joined 04-23-04, id: 577757
Author has written 14 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Legend of Zelda, Pirates of the Caribbean, Super Smash Brothers, Prince of Persia, and Inheritance Cycle.
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Thanks for the Socks by Moose on mars reviews
After Draco Malfoy shows up unexpectedly at Privet Drive, the consequent school year holds many dramatic changes. Extreme parody and hardcore absurdity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,957 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Sonic Inadequacy by Headwater Daddy reviews
The Sonic gang and Eggman are brought to a tropical island under unprecedented circumstances. With two European factions constantly causing mayhem, Sonic and Eggman are going to have to figure out how to cope with these guys without causing conflict. R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
The Countdown to Imminent Doom by Inimitable reviews
Chaos! Destruction! Kitties! Far too many things bogged Ganondorf's unnatural mind during Link's 7 year nap. But before Destruction, a little kitty set off a large chain of events... And Ganondorf had less than 7 years to live before his imminent doom.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Ganondorf
Harry Potter and the Magical Muffin Mischief by LuciusLoversandSnapeSnoggers reviews
Harry and co. embark on yet another 'magical' adventure. Draco's baking muffins, Hermione has cancer, Blaise is slightly scary, and Dumbledore might be a little too inappropriate. Ron...yeah. The 'magical' muffin mischief will seduce you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,507 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
That NOTORIOUS Story! by Sour Schuyler reviews
Sonic wants to go and have an adventure. Shadow's getting fat. And Tails is only there because they couldn't find anyone else. Also known as The Eggman Serial Killer Story. Yo, Mecha! Here it is!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005
The Legend of Zelda: The Weird Waker by Tweedle Dumbass reviews
Can Link, a crazy islander from Outset, save his sister? First fanfic!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005
Welcome To Camp Chummy! by UltrraShaddow reviews
Sonic & Knuckles are roomates at the most bogus and cheapest Summer Camp! Expect humor, confusion...and KNUCKLES! R&R!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Sonic, Knuckles
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Technicolor Dream Phoenix by Percydude reviews
Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,376 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 8/2/2003
The Mystical Object of FATE by Galaxy Girl reviews
Ganondorf has escaped from the Sacred Realm and threatens to plunge all of Hyrule in his wicked darkness forever! Will Link be able to stop him? ... Yes. Yes, he will.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005
Sonic Adventure 2:Battle edited by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
A parody of Sonic Adventure 2. I know there are a few others, but hey, people asked me to type this. Not very funny at first, but definitely gets there. Chapter 2 added.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Coliseum of Secrets by FanFictionFantom reviews
Why do I do this to myself? The sequel to the Sorcerer's Stoned but you don't really have to read that first. Enjoy, mwahahahahaha. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Menstrual Magic by dobby21 reviews
A little parody; the things that bugged me in OotP, over accentuated. Cho is extra menstrual, Harry is extra pissy, and everyone is horny. Complete R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the RoboHufflepuff by DudeIRock reviews
A loud bang is heard through the Great Hall all the surrounding students look up it seems that a large hole has been punched in the northern wall by...a giant metallic badger...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter: the Sorcerer's Stoned by FanFictionFantom reviews
Mwahahaha...a twisted version of Harry Potter featuring Harry as a schizo, Ron as a crossdresser, and an accident-prone Hermione. Enjoy, hehehe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter is on FIRE 2! by Darkboy77 reviews
THE SEQUEL IS HERE! More insane stuff, such as a very familiar opening paragraph, a buff Uncle Vernon, Death Eaters not eating death, jedi mind tricks, (shudder) cheek travel, a mad cool hat, an evil beater, and a pair of hot pink boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 51,896 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004
Insert Clever Matrix Parody Name Here by Radioactive reviews
This is my parody of The Matrix 1. I will try to update it frequently. Please review!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
The Year Peeves Spiked the Christmas Punch by PrincessEilonwy reviews
Much to his dismay, Harry finds that even teachers have secrets, and they're not pretty. NOT SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The PokeLord of the Rings by pinkdragonflame reviews
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor nine deranged Riders shall keep Ash and Co. from defeating Sal-Mon the Great and his even Greater Ring!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003
Sirius on the Rum by PrincessEilonwy reviews
Oh, what a silly misprint. Of course that's supposed to be run, not rum. After all, we all know Sirius Black would never get drunk, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,066 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 44 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter is on FIRE! by Darkboy77 reviews
WARNING:Insane story inside. Do not bump, shake, ingest, throw, or expose to crazy and ridiculous amounts of radiation. ((((((IT... IS... FINISHED!)))))) THE LAST CHAPTER: Voldemort's power is in his... wait, this can't be right... HIS POWER'S IN HIS-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,771 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Harry P.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
EvilOMatic 3000 by Galaxy Girl reviews
It all started when Ganondorf ruined yet ANOTHER of Zelda's inauguration barbecues. His punishment: 2 months with the EvilOMatic brand unevilifying helmet. But of course, it could never go THAT smoothly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,850 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
KUNG FUSED by David Macintyre reviews
Sonic and Shadow, kung fu masters, are thrown into a conflict of epic proportions and cheesy cliché. Their battle wages across an entire city, numerous movies and tasteless humor, and the fanfiction.net Sonic section. Warning-- heavy amounts of n00b.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2002
While You Were Sleeping: Rauru's Diary by Galaxy Girl reviews
Rauru's life is certainly serene. Isolated, quiet, peaceful... BORING. So what happens when a certain young hero and his guardian fairy are deposited in the bored, lonely (probably a bit unhinged) Rauru's company? Read his diary and find out!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2001 - Published: 7/11/2001
The Mega Dark Angsty Zelda Fic by Galaxy Girl reviews
Angst sure is popular these days, even in a generally lighthearted fandom like Zelda. Once upon a time, I thought I'd try my hand at a little depression.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2001 - Complete
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Sonic Insanity reviews
Unusual circumstances force Sonic, Shadow, Tails and Knuckles into the same house, with hilarious results. Insanity ensues when Eggman enters the equation. Please review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 189,384 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Sonic, Shadow
A Night Out On The Town reviews
Eragon attends a party to celebrate the death of Galbatorix and embarks on an epic adventure of love, sex and comedy in this heartwarming Mother's Day oneshot. AryaThorn, SaphiraMurtagh, OrikSolembum and many more! Rated T but pretty close to M.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Prince of Persia: The Simpletons of Time reviews
Some say that time is like a river, flowing swift and... wait, nobody says that? Oh. Come, let me tell you a tale like several you have ever heard, a tale of very conveniently placed objects and magical sand. NOW WITH PREVIEWS!
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Love to Hate reviews
What did I have in the end, except love? I loved how everyone thought of me as a hero, a good example. I loved how I was so desirable. But I never loved anyone. I just loved their love of me.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Sonic, Knuckles - Complete
That Sonic Heroes Spoof! reviews
A parody on the storyline of Sonic Heroes. Tails is a communist, Vector has defective hearing, Big actually stole Froggy and Chocola, and Eggman is somehow more stupid than ever. Please review. One shot only.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
Downfall of a Smasher reviews
Tales of how the fall of one Smasher results in a chain reaction that could drive the group apart. Last chapter now up. Review please!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
A Triforce Romance reviews
Link and Tetra have to deal with finding Hyrule as well as their newfound romance. But other relationships are forming... and some are crumbling away... Please review. I mean it. Now.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Link, Tetra
Sonic Heroes 4 reviews
Yep, another sequel... the Chaotix have become hit men for a powerful crime lord. So what will Espio do when his next mission is to kill Shadow, Omega and their new friend Baton? Please review.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2005
Omochao's Revenge reviews
It's back! Omochao, the most hated guide character ever in a video game, decides to wage war on Sonic and his crew. Hilarity and Pappy Jenkins ensue. Please review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,726 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2005
Sonic Heroes 3 reviews
Amy, mistakenly thinking Shadow killed Sonic, goes for revenge. What happens when another one of Shadow's clones receives Amy's wrath? And what if Sonic isn't really dead? Please review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2005
Pirates of the Caribbean: Author's Cut reviews
In my endless search for more parodies, I've decided to retell Pirates of the Caribbean. A constantly fainting Murtogg, a ghetto Will, a pimpin' Bootstrap Bill, a Star Wars-quoting midget and much more ensue. Please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2005
The Legend of Tingle: The Pig Army reviews
A Wind Waker fic. Tingle eventually snaps due to stress and goes on a quest to amass an army of pigs. Hilarity and kung fu pigs ensue.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2005
A Rito Romance reviews
A Wind Waker fic. Medli loves Link, but he doesn't notice her. So she pretends to fall in love with Komali, hoping that Link will be jealous. But does she have more feelings for Komali than she thought? My first attempt at romance so don't flame.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Medli, Komali - Complete
Sonic Heroes 2 reviews
Eggman steals the Master Emerald and in the process kills two of the Sonic Heroes. For Sonic and the others, it's time for revenge. Review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2004
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