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Author has written 8 stories for Ronin Warriors, Inuyasha, and Lord of the Rings.

"That textbook is like a thousand years old. It still refers to Dementors as Ringwraiths!"
"So, you're smarter than whoever wrote this book? You're smarter than...Merlin?"
-AVPS

The name's Melissa. I'm 21 years old and about three months away from graduating college.

Some of my favorite things? Ronin Warriors/ Yoroiden Samurai Troopers, all things Tolkien, The Percy Jackson series, the Lost Heroes series, The Kane Chronicles, Harry Potter, Twilight, Ouran, Jane Austen, the Tudor era of history, and many moree :)

"It's all semantics."
"It's not semantics at all."
"Note to self: Look up the word 'semantics'."
-Psych

"Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire, you may knock once. If I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death."
"You're a neat kid."
-Cougar Town

"Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tine fork."
"Three tines is not a fork. Three tines is a trident. Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the seven seas."
-The Big Bang Theory

"People are particularly stupid today, I can't talk to any more of them."
-Gilmore Girls

"If embracing all lifestyles will lead me to hell, then I'll see you all there. It's going to be one incredibly tolerant and happy inferno." -Alex Gaskarth

"So Mac, you figure this is a two-man job?"
"I could use a third man, if you know anyone."
"I do, but I wouldn't call her the 'third man' to her face."
-Burn Notice

"Well, remember all those annoying quirks she had before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her PERSONALITY? ...Well, they're all back. And she's picked up like nine new ones!"
"So why'd you bring her HERE? There are people here!"
-Friends

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,' and then there's A--"
"No, E. E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."
-Harry Potter

"The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly who you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."
-Juno

"I was never mad at you."
"Oh, I guess I just assume that people are mad at me when they say that they're going to put me in the ground."
-Reba

"The retest is tomorrow. Outside. Rain or shine. But...I'd plan for rain. Because I'm bringing a hose."
-Scrubs

"He's the first guy I've felt like this for in a long time...who's not an arrow-shooting Elf from the Lord of the Rings."
-Will and Grace

"Yeah, and I heard Shakespeare didn't write the Great Gatsby until he was almost ninety!"
"...Jimmy, almost every word in that sentence was wrong."
-Yes Dear

And in the end, we can all call a friend
That's something that I know is true
And in a thousand years and a thousand tears
I'll come finding my original crew.
-O.A.R.

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Unspoken by Von reviews
Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Diary of an Undercover Sue by Hirilnara reviews
An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2003
Burning Candles by b7-kerravon reviews
A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Snow Angel by KarToon12 reviews
One shot: All Jamie's mom ever prayed for was for him to be happy and protected. So when she finds her prayer answered in the unlikeliest way, her very beliefs will be put to the ultimate test.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
If You Give a Hulk a Lab Assistant by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
SHIELD assigned Darcy Lewis to be Bruce Banner's lab assistant, for what little scientific help she'd be. But hey, at least she can work Stark's coffee machine. Written for a prompt on the LJ meme, Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 175 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Walking proof that Karma's important by ElvenPwner reviews
I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,167 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
The Likeness of Twilight Lost by NickelS reviews
A few days before her wedding, Arwen has a conversation with her grandfather. For Celeborn, Arwen's Choice only doubles the pain of an ancient loss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Celeborn, Arwen U. - Complete
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2901 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Morning Tea by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jazz, Maggie M.
Culture Shock by Conna Stevenson reviews
Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Hook, Line, and Sinker by Phoenix Satori reviews
The first time he meets her, she’s drowning herself in his ocean. ::Poseidon/Sally::
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Poseidon, Sally J. - Complete
Another Notch in my Lipstick Case by seren23 reviews
Christine was going to wring Jim Kirk's neck. Written for the McCoy/Chapel Fic Exchange on LJ. McCoy/Chapel
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2010 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Tales from the Desert by The Broken Blessing reviews
A collection of one-shots taking place after ROTF. Next up: Leo, riding in Bumblebee with Sam and Mikaela, becomes bored on the way to Petra. So he decides he wants to learn more about the Autobots. But of course, nothing goes as planned.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,590 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sam W.
Twin Times the Fun by Ray of Starlight reviews
Hannah never stood up for herself, letting people walk all over her. When a certain set of twins crash land on the wrong side of the country how will they be able to meet up with their comrades? Well, Hannah's got nothing better to do. Road trip anyone?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The Warlords Next Door by H.J. Bender reviews
It's Sage's party and he'll die if he wants to; hey, you'd die too if it happened to you. The Ronin of Light endures a catastrophic night of humiliation and torture, but there's a happy ending to his tale of woe. ON HIATUS
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,088 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Sage D., Cale
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
The Element of Surprise by Abskii reviews
A girl gets pulled into MiddleEarth. She doesn't want to be there, and does not join the Fellowship. No MarySue. Now being revised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 115,873 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 9/7/2002
Snow Day by NatureGirl52180 reviews
There’s nothing like a snow day. Especially when seven people and one tiger are forced to occupy the same space for 24 hours. How does a Wildfire Warrior cope with sub-freezing temperatures? And will Mia murder them all before the day is out?
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
House With a Side of Cullens by VampirePirateNinjaSquirrel reviews
A normal day at PPTH until the Cullens come. Carlisle is to watch House’s antics and the rest of the Cullens Bella included just come along for the ride. What happens when Bella is the unsolved medical case? Read and find out. R&R
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
We Bring Chaos Wherever We Roam by AkitoStarr reviews
Wondering the woods Shigure find two girls stranded. Another girl falls out of a tree onto Kyo. They're homeless and cute. They aren't from "nearby". They claim they can lift the curse, but in the process they turn the Sohma's life upside down. Updated!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,166 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 6/29/2004
The Buddy System by Boggy reviews
Going into battle alone is rough. Always take a guy to watch your back.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sage D., Mia K. - Complete
Forbidden to Remember, Terrified to Forget by TeammJake reviews
Edward made a mistake. He left in New Moon. He left Bella all alone, broken and hurting. What if Bella never went to Jacob's? What if Edward just decided to come back? Story about Edward coming back in New Moon. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Not At First Sight by Firestar9mm reviews
Like the earth he was strong as, he was good at keeping secrets. And even the most notorious of teases will sometimes make an exception.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Kento R., Sage D. - Complete
Bridges by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie On bridges, and the need to build them. PostMission City, Mikaela, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide. Chapter 3 posted. Story complete. T rating for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Mikaela B. - Complete
A Friend Among Enemies by katiesue reviews
LEGOLAS! LEGOLAS! LEGOLAS! Sequel to 'A Stranger in the Woods'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Legolas
Sparkplug: Child Of The Universe by MouseDragon reviews
How many Autobot's does it take to raise a teenager..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 24,311 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Sparks by vericus reviews
It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,883 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Taking Care of You by Yukiko-sama reviews
When Sam and Mikaela have to leave for the weekend, where will the Autobots go? Why, the hands of a good friend of course! Too bad their friend has no idea what they've gotten themselves into. [2007 Movieverse]Finally, Chapter 6!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,556 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007
You are not a soldier by littleoddball reviews
Movie 2007. Bee's POV on Sam's role in the war. Set during the final battle. Itty bit of a spoiler.SamXBumblebee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Shell Shocked by dead relic reviews
07 movie, set after the big battle. Sam is a resilient kid, but sometimes things become a little too much to comprehend. In times like those, it's always good to have a friend. One shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
My Rescue Blues by SkyPad reviews
[JDA] Traumatic memories are hard to forget, JD knows this more than anyone.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,588 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Battle's Cry by I Edhellen Muinthil reviews
GASP! CHAPTER 29! Sweet merciful Jebebus! We updated! A hopeful result of getting hit by a large moving vehicle...read on to find out! Some naughty words utilized. And definitely naughty thoughts written down in a manner which is rather...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,269 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Glorfindel
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Assistance by Firestar9mm reviews
One of the things he admired most about her was that she was a lady. So when he heard a very colorful string of obscenities and swearing coming from the front of the house, he just HAD to investigate.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sage D., Mia K. - Complete
Death of the AMS: the Avatarverse Mary Sue by Pico the Great reviews
I EAT MARY SUES FOR BREAKFAST. Care to join me? It's a buffet.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005
What Are You Going to Call Me? A Mary Sam? by PippinStrange reviews
A unique twist on the Tenth Walker story. A goofy teenager with ADHD named Nathan gets unexpectedly sucked into Middle Earth to join the Fellowship. He's not a Mary Sue. He's not a Gary Stu. He's not even a Larry Sue. He's just a completely wacky teenager with way too many issues. Friendship and chaos ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,548 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Surprise by Nefhiriel reviews
PostROTK Vignette. Arwen is pregnant. Excited, and highly emotional, she tries to give Aragorn a few hints. Exhausted, and completely oblivious, Aragorn’s just trying to stay awake. Watch the results. New section: Eowyn breaks her own news to Faramir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
My Author's Awful Angst by Little Tiger Stripes reviews
JDA is everywhere. Like a wonderful wonderful plague. But I was wondering. What exactly would JD think about all these angsty fics? Silly humour piece, by no way being detrimental to angst. I LOVE THE STUFF! Hope you enjoy!
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Raymoose Lupin: A name to conjure with by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Remus reflects on one Harry James Potter, and how he’s changed over the years from a baby he adored, to a man followed into battle. Also, he can enunciate now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Come On Home by Celtic Spacey reviews
Injured and sick, Estel returns to Rivendell, and remembers why that is where he wishes to be. OneShot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
A mad dash down memory lane by CaptainDeloris reviews
A strange girl gets flung into a strange place where she meets strangly familiar boys. UPDATED: ch8 up! Featuring my spin on how Dais lost his eye! Anonymous reviews are enabled now, so please review!
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005
Insert Witty Title Here by Khepri reviews
Take one cliched plot, throw in a few characters that can't stand each other, add some random sexual tension and, presto! instant badfic! Now, throw in a dash of humor, pinch of sarcasm and some irony, and presto! this mockery.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,408 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004
A Stranger In The Woods by katiesue reviews
LEGOLAS! CAUTION: This story is a Legomance and Marysue. Don't say you weren't warned. Woman finds herself in M.E. and happens upon the Prince himself...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,567 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Legolas, Legolas - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Alinah reviews
An elf, a dwarf and a wellknown predicament – or is it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Routine Rescue by Fiery Mango reviews
After an Orc attack Aragorn must rescue an injured Legolas... again... this is their basic conversation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Welcome to Rivendell Mr Anderson by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Two is better than one...and when two sisters are combined, nothing can stop them. Sauron sends the Fellowship to modern times, but Barb and Em are there to help. Even when it means leaving home...for Middle Earth. NEW SUM! NOT A MARY SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,423 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Haldir, Boromir
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Protection by Beacon reviews
Without thinking, she hurled herself onto the tied prince, arms wrapped around his shoulders, face buried into his neck and tears falling from her eyes to dusty and dirty clothes. It was the best she could do to protect him... Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Mary Sue's Finest Hour by Kaia Sylvan reviews
Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2002
One Mixed Up Mary-Sue by Cheez Socks reviews
There's something funny going on in Middle-earth... Foreboding make-believe prophecies, dopey brainwashed suitors, and enough ridiculousness to make a girl go crazy! Part 1 of Emily's series. Do watch your step, you wouldn't want to step in any of the BS going on around here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,837 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Fever by Prince Yves reviews
Gratuitous Cye hurtcomfort goodness with Sage doing a lot of the comfort. Based on the idea that the guys were homeless at the beginning of the series. No overt slash but plenty of snuggling. And a fight. :
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Cye M., Sage D. - Complete
Prospice by JennyJoy4 reviews
Sequel to All Who See These Times. King Elessar and Queen Arwen have come north to relax with some friends and family, but rumors of orc activity have them worried. Katie Elvellon appears under terrible circumstances, and the adventure begins! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,411 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Elrohir - Complete
Answering Machine Messages by MYSTIC1 reviews
What would the characters of RW leave on their answering machines before the beep?
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/25/2003
The Not Yet Requested Copy by Elenhin reviews
Faramir seems to know every language that has ever been spoken, and that makes for many confusing situations as he demonstrates his skills. New chapters have been aded, but the title remains the same in honour of the first chapter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 129,243 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Faramir, Aragorn
All Save One by LadyDeb1970 reviews
Based upon the movie, Return of the King. In Minas Tirith, Frodo's awakening led to the reunion of the Fellowship. . .all save one.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Frodo B., Boromir - Complete
The Diary of an Accidental Mary Sue by Mhera and Co reviews
A Tolkien fanatic gets dropped into Middle earth as a companion to a Sue. Constructive criticism welcomed. All canon characters and locations belong to Tolkien's estate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Step to the Left by Rhys reviews
Elrond dances with his daughter one last time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Elrond, Arwen U. - Complete
Mourning by Mirror and Image reviews
[Complete] Set between the first and second seasons, someone must come to terms with events that have happened to her, and make public the death of her grandfather. A healthy amount of angst.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Mia K. - Complete
Stange Days by Shinimegami666 reviews
A story of two friends who win a contest to Japan to get a start on creating their own manga's. Kathryn (me) and Samantha meet a rather large family and dangers. What will happen when they discover a secert so big that one of the family members wants them
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
MarySue Dies by Cheez Socks reviews
This is just a short little oneshot inspired by all of those long, drawnout, dramatic MarySue death scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
A River, Orcs and a Spider by Silivren Tinu reviews
Aragorn has some bad luck, and finds help… Short friendship story, my first fic, reviews very welcome!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Mary Sue the Magnificent by Avalon Estel reviews
The tragic life of MarySue, heir of Isildur, from her orphaned birth to the Defeat of Sauron. A parody. Chp. Eight: The end of the battle, more deaths, and Frodo escapes. Rating for mild comical violence. ON HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Frodo B., Legolas
The Island can Heal, But only Selective People by Hopeless-Sister-Bleeding-Heart reviews
Yes I know OC are corny but I like to do them so I will do them and I have! If you don't like it then don't read it, and if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it all. Nehoo, one day Sawyer drags back a drowned girl, but who is she? Wat is she?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,510 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Sawyer
When Whose Line Meets the Sohmas by RoyEd Shipper reviews
Yuki, Haru, Kyo, Ayame, and Shigure are all on the everpopular game show Whose Line is it Anyway. They must complete the different skits and try to keep sanity with them. Rated PG13 for Kyo’s swearing. Some Yuki&Haru moments, possible yaoi from skits
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,301 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S. - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
There's Something Rotten in Rivendell by JennyJoy4 reviews
The usual: a girl from our world ends up in Middle Earth. But none of this is from her POV, she's not a MarySue, it's years before LotR is set, and she's never seen the movie. I'd like to know what you think! G, but there's some language. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,667 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Elven Glow by Gwenneth reviews
Estel is young and doesn't understand why he is different from his Elven family. He sees something one night and is determined to achieve it. Will he be hurt? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Unsupervised by NatureGirl52180 reviews
Mia leaves the boys alone for a few hours. What can possibly go wrong? ;
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
My Blue Hair And Me by Little Ucchan reviews
There are days when I'd rather wear Strata's helmet than show my true hair color.' Oneshot. A POV piece on what it means to be inbetween cultures.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
The Hands of the King by phantasmagorienne reviews
A young Gondorian woman seeks to save her husband as he lies dying from the Black Breath.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
ABC's For Middle Earth by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Ever wonder what the ABC's are like for Middle Earth? Well here they are! This was written when we should have been listening to the sermon in church! Please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2005
The Rings by readbooks172 reviews
bows down in shame before her many angry reviewers I have an excuse! I really do! I...just haven't thought of it yet! Cringes Would nursing school count as a good excuse? Anyway. Chapter seventeen is up! :D
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,033 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 11/12/2003
That's It! I'm Never Going To Sleep AGAIN! by Moriarwen reviews
Story of girl who loves cheese, 'dislikes' Elves and wants a stick with a pointy nail in. Rating for language. Am back after a year, reread the story and saw bits that needed changing. Am reposting the chapters improved. Reposted Chp13 so far. Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004
Trapped by Tari5 reviews
Young Legolas is trapped and only Thranduil can rescue him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Legolas
Gravel and Snow by Cazrolime reviews
Oneshot. Emma Collins has fallen into Middle earth: not the easiest place to survive in... What might REALLY happen if a teenage girl randomly fell into Middle-earth? Not a comedy, guys.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Midwinter Wishes by Dragon Confused reviews
It is Midwinter in the Undying Lands, but for those who have lost so much in Middle-earth, what joy can the festival hold. Midwinter Christmas fluffy family type story. Main Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Celebrian, Elladan, Elrohir and more.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Elrohir, Glorfindel
La Bruja by Michelle reviews
Oh, but she was pissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lord of the Rings Christmas songs by Elendae Dudruag reviews
My friend Elennar and I were singing Christmas songs to annoy my other friend, Elencamon, when we started putting in names like Frodo, Elrond, and Aragorn. These are very funny. Please, if you are very religious and take offense easily, please don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Frodo B., Aragorn
Phoenix Flames by Ryuu no Furui Yami reviews
Three teens in our world.... a death on the eve of a girl's 17th birthday....the trust of friends.....This is a story of death and rebirth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004
More Than Meets The Eye by Leo Cole reviews
After surviving an accident in which her boyfriend dies, Meryl and her dog become victims of a second car accident. She awakes to find herself in ME. Why does she hide her past from the Elves? There is more to her than meets the eye...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,211 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 6/4/2003
Our Secret, Our Curse by KuroiCho reviews
COMPLETED with an epilogue! The story of the Karameru sisters, and their intervention with the Soumas (and the other way around as well). With power, there's always a curse. Anti-clichéy plot. Read it.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
Of Babies, Rings and Insanity by gaterback reviews
rated pg-13 for language. another one where 3 girls drop into ME, but what makes this one different? One of them has a baby, one is afraid of water, and the other is a magnet for creepy stalker guys.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,294 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004
Times of Trial by Erestor reviews
There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Sasame's Little Ice Knight by Salazarfalcon reviews
It's dark outside, and sometimes, even Leafe Knights can be frightened.. A different take on Mannen, and a deeper look inside the relationship of the Knights of Ice and Sound... (Not Slash!)(BTW, I don't own Pretear!)
Prétear - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2004
Sleep by LoveHP reviews
Two Characters reflect on Harry's passing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Molly W., Remus L. - Complete
Mother Of All MarySues by Arsinoe Selene reviews
Typical Mary-Sue. Not to be taken seriously. Please, don't. Co-written with The Evil Cup of Tea. Mary-Sue falls in love with Will, goes to save her'people'. Don't ask, just, don't.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004
At The Worst Possible Moment by FireTigerSoul reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome share a serious discussion, one which ends humorously much to Kagome's chagrin. (One-shot)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Through the Dark by Aryll reviews
Ame Naruki was your everyday teenage girl...until a strange marble came to her, her family was killed, and she was fated to meet the Ronin Warriors. Now she has to fight along side the boys against an evil being named Talpa… Mia and Ryo.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,126 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
Lost: Snow Daze by Crusaders reviews
Rosette and Chrno become trapped in a snow-bound cave after chasing a demon, and in the process lose the precious pocketwatch. A cute fluff piece, takes place before the manga, co-written by Amai and Nightelfcrawler.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2004
Five Senses After Battle by Alyxzia reviews
I kind of got the idea after seeing the little snippet of Éomer crying over his sister, Éowyn’s, body, and basically my imagination took off from there.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Eomer, Eowyn
Settling In by NatureGirl52180 reviews
The night after Talpa's first defeat, Mia is finding it hard to sleep. She's not the only one.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Complete
Why Leggy Doesn't Smile by Alaina reviews
Ever wonder why Legolas doesn't smile once throughout Lord of the Rings (FotR, NOT the extended version)? This is why. Reposted, with a higher rating. Please, if you still think it's too low, let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
Smeagol's ALIVE! And In Canada by Luinramwen reviews
Our favourite evil, mutated hobbit-person falls into Earth and lands on a girl named Ria. Thought up during extreme boredom, so it is weird. PG for a few swears.RR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Gollum
No Place Like Home by southerngirl4615 reviews
UPDATED ! Had to change the rating due to violence. What happens when the fellowship lands, divided, into the homes of a group of insane friends ? Chaos, that's what. COMPLETE !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,446 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Complete
Live From New York! by Tim Chs reviews
Hermione receives a video from a cousin. Rated PG-13 for a pair of sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Hermione G., Gilderoy L.
Diary of a Father by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Aragorn's Diary as he has kids. This is dedicated to all the moms and dads out there! Bet you'll get a laugh outta this! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
A Change In Destiny by InuAngel82 reviews
*CROSSOVER* What happenes when Inuyasha meets Digimon? A whole lot specially when a exchange students stays with Davis and they become half-demon
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 5/25/2003
Ronin Whose Line is it Anyway! by AnimegirlHF reviews
If it isn't obvious enough, the Ronins are doing Whose Line is it Anyway! With me as the Host! So c'mon down and have some fun! Important note in my profile. Read it please. Chap 2 has been tweaked a bit.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004
The Twelve Days of Christmas Ronin Style by DragonDancer5150 reviews
Too funny not to share, this is actually a song parody by my friend, Lady Solarflare, posted with her permission. Read and review! She needs to know. Thanks! COMPLETE
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
Alfonso the Ring by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
The LOTR trilogy, seen through the eyes of the most important character---Mr. One Ring himself! (Beware! Ring has a snarky attitude, this is rated for coarse language & maybe slash) Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 1/15/2003
He's a Pirate by Megan Sleevewillow reviews
AU after the Curse of the Black Pearl. Will and Elizabeth married and had a daughter named Ali, but pirates stormed Port Royale and took both Liz and Ali from Will. It doesn't look like he'll ever see them again, but then a certain captain shows up...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,899 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Lord of the Armors by Nyghtvision reviews
Like 'Lord of the Rings' Like humor, sock puppets, and the Ancient One? Step this way, children, for a hilarious, beautifully written parodyactionadventure. Note: No sock puppets or elves were harmed in the making of this fic.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
To Hope's End and Heart's Breaking by shie1dmaidenofrohan reviews
Eomer's thoughts after finding Eowyn during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Eomer, Eowyn - Complete
Are you sure we are related? by Em the elf reviews
A beautiful girl falls into Middle-earth - heard it before? Except she is one of the most annoying people in the world. Oh and her sarcy older brother also decides to join her! Written by a brother and sister who got left without supervision. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,702 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Complete
10 Fanfics You've Never Read Before by NatzandtheRatz reviews
Sick of same old, same old fanfic? Well here's the answer, amigos! 10 fanfics I can guarantee you've never seen before!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004
Rantings Of A Harassed Advisor by Noldo reviews
Erestor has a diary, and Glorfindel features prominently in it, usually not in a very flattering light.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Glorfindel
NEVER get onto a plane by lagomorph reviews
SATIRE!!!! MARY SUE PARODY!!!!!!!!! No Mia. No Yuli. Presumably. Trouble starts when two smart-ass North Americans take a wrong plane and end up at the wrong place, wrong time. Follows RW storyline, but not. A CAUTION on the language.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,275 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 12/29/2002
Commander Coriander Salamander by Tuesday Mourning reviews
The Sequel to Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie! The whole title is "Commander Coriander Salamander and 'er Singlehander Bellylander," but that wouldn't fit.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2004
The Student, The Typhoon, and The Closet by Scarlet Rurouni reviews
ON HIATUS What happens when I open my closet one day, only to be knocked to the floor by Vash the Stampede himself? Well... read and find out! Did I mention how shameless selfinserts are fun? :
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,836 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
Siege Mentality by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Palantiri, modems, girls in Elrond’s bedroom, flash floods, feather dusters, Erestor fainting, catatonic Thranduil, whipped cream, cruelty to Mary Sues, silly names, four half-witted Halflings and one irritable Istar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas
A Troubled Soul by spork of doom reviews
A young girl goes to Bag End to work as a maid. Will this curious lass help Frodo heal? Post Quest fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,506 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Frodo B. - Complete
Failed Protection by Anzu2 reviews
Inuyasha failed to prevent Kagome from being injured. But a bite to the leg could become more dangerous than it seems; especially now Kouga's here to yell about failed protection...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2004
Like Father by Clever Fox Child reviews
A mysterious girl shows up in the well, injured badly but alive. She says she comes from the future, even more distant than Kagome's time. And why does she look at Kagome so strangely, like she knows her? -COMPLETE-
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Complete
Who Thought That? by automaticstop reviews
After falling backwards into an enchanted river, Legolas finds out that he can see dead people- oh wait, wrong story- he can hear what everyone around him thinks... Hey, who just wondered if he was a moron?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2004
Fruit cakes by Holi-CAT reviews
just one of them stories about a couple of teenage girls getting transported into their favorite anime by a magic toaster
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2004
Elijah Would by Devie Saves reviews
A cute pun on Elijah Wood's name... R&R READ THIS!: THIS IS WRITTEN EQUALLY BY ME AND FILIA REGALIS! ahem thank you.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Frodo B.
Hope by W.Kathy reviews
What many manga-lovers would hope to be.....inside FB's story! No Mary-Sue character, but expect lots of twist and turns in the fic!High rating for future chapters. DISCONTINUED
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2003
The GROSS Club Handbook by Dannor reviews
Written by Calvin (with the help of Hobbes). The official handbook for the G.R.O.S.S.- explicit rules and regulations- along with arguments by Calvin and Hobbes. COMPLETE! Sorry for the long wait, guys- writer's block isn't fun.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
Akito's Big Mistake by readbooks172 reviews
This is both my first fruits basket fanfiction, and my longest fanfiction ever. I hope you enjoy it. Tohru is kidnapped and has a shock in store for the Zodiac.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,687 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2003
I'll Take Care of You by Aya Yuugi reviews
Oneshot. IK. Kagome comes home from school feeling very ill, when she doesn't show up Inuyasha goes looking for her. Finding her sick he rushes her to Kaede to determine what's wrong.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Involuntary Guest by Arianna Elly Vesle reviews
Inuyasha needs a little Tender Loving Care, and his friends in the past have sent him to Kagome's time to see that he gets it. But how well will he cooperate once he wakes up? One-Shot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Complete
Kikyou got run over by a youkai and other songs by Meikyuu Kanashimi reviews
Your favorite Christmas carols....Inuyasha style. Songs like: Have yourself a merry little sit, It's the most Inuful time of the year, Kikyou roasting over an open fire and many more!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003
Regrets by Kodokuchan reviews
Kagome is trapped on her side of the well and is attacked! Will Inu Yasha be able to save her? IK Chapter 10 is finally here!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,448 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 9/5/2002
Hunting Ada by sheraiah reviews
The elven version of 'Hide and Seek'. A rare day off for King Thranduil and his small son. COMPLETE Winner Best Elfling catagory 2005 MPA.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Legolas - Complete
My Life as a Teenage trooper and masho babysiter by Youko no Suiko
What happened when i tried to do something nice for the 9 men i babysit... sigh...
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2003
Even Brave Hearts Can Be Broken by Mariel1 reviews
What happens when a caring mission is unsuccessful? How do the Care Bears and the Care Bear Cousins deal with it? Brave Heart Lion learns this lesson the hard way. Rated PG13 for suicidal themes.
Care Bears - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
The Kingdom of Hearts by Midnite Rose reviews
In a land where five kingdoms rule peacefully together, the Shadow Emperor (Akito) threatens to attack unless Princess Tohru is given to him by the New Year's Day Ball. What if two princes already love her?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003
Catch by Speechless reviews
Faramir is seen by a Gondorian girl as she hangs up clothes to dry. A short vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Faramir
Unsettling Leaves by James8 reviews
Legolas meets Glorfindel
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2003
Thranduil's Song by Galahan reviews
Thranduil has a sudden urge to write a song. Unfortunately, he's not a very good songwriter. Or singer. Poor, poor Mirkwood elves. Read and Review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/6/2003
Finding Family by arwen-evenstar2 reviews
Small song fic I thought of, to Phil Collins’ You’ll be in my heart. A young Aragorn is found by the twins after an orc attack, and becomes part of their family. *complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Complete
The Lost Art of Wandering from Room to Room by Nyghtvision reviews
What happens when the entire cast of Ronin Warriors lives together in one house...? You had to ask. How about Badamon as a house pet? Chaos. What else? Go ahead. Review. You know you want to.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003
Down With the Sickness by Coolgurl reviews
Tohru gets extremely sick. What will the Souma's do? Especially Yuki and Kyou? DISCONTINUED
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 5/9/2003
Transformation by Holli reviews
Just a look into Dark Heart's mind at the climax of the second film
Care Bears - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Complete
Blind Date by Fancy Face reviews
The guys decide to set Mia and Ryo on a blind date, with each other!
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2003
Campfire Confessions by Aya Yuugi reviews
IK. Oneshot. In an attempt to save a shard, Kagome nearly drowns... but when she wakes up she's comfronted by a very angry and concerned hanyou... Can their arguments lead them to admit how they feel? [Reposted]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Probability by Thalia Weaver reviews
A girl who is rather prone to accidents, fainting and embarrassment finds herself in pre-LotR Rivendell. In a word: gleep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003
Elladan's First Word by Dragon Confused reviews
The family of Imladris spend a morning out in the garden. Baby Elladan manages his first word. Very sweet and cuddly fluff. Main Characters: Celebrian, Elrond, Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Elrond, Elrohir
It's Not Easy Being Evil: Sauron's Diary by Luinramwen reviews
It is NOT easy being evil. Annoying fashion-conscious Nazgul. Overbearing wizards. Stupid Balrogs. Annoying hobbits who keep stealing your stuff...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Sauron
What does Inuyasha dream about? by SvF-BD02-Wedge reviews
Just a little thing I thought of. What happens when Kagome wakes up to hear Inuyasha dreaming? One Shot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Complete
Love Undying by The Sharra reviews
Love, hate! Good, evil! It's up to five self-inserts, their animal guardians, and buttloads of RW fandom clichés to save the WORLD from the Rotisserie-Club Dynasty. Written with Amanda Swiftgold.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 4/7/2001
The Best Medicine by Hanyou Hugger reviews
The long bouts of rain in the Sengoku Jidai take their toll on Kagome. Inuyasha feels responsible and sulks in the woods. What's a poor, sick girl to do? Follow him, of course! IY/K
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2003
Monkey see, Monkey do by Melee reviews
Complete, damn it all. Love my Ronins – if you can find them. It’s raining mystical tigers and small possessed deer out there. Even mystical warriors get lost sometimes.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,736 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Complete
The Mermaid and Legolas! by Leelee5 reviews
Ariel is a half mermaid from Earth who goes to Middle Earth to be in an arranged marrage with a certain elf (READ TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE!!! tee hee!!) (since people aren't getting it, i'll ruin the suprise and tell you all this is a parody)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Legolas
Snowflake by Ama Koneko reviews
A pointless little Christmas fluff I wrote in the holiday spirit. Read it and see what you think when Kagome tries to bring Christmas to the past ^_~
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/24/2002
An Inuyasha Christmas by msanogi reviews
A parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" I think that title is wrong but, who cares......Inuyasha gets a visitor, and doesn't get why flying reindeer are so special. He also learns that fixing roofs is hard work....R/R No flames plz!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2002
Inu Yasha Unleashed: Twisted Short Stories by SnowCalico reviews
A collection of short parody stories based on the anime/manga Inu Yasha. Much out-of-character content within.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 9/23/2002
Grieving Over Apples by Luthiene reviews
Pippin recieves and loses a chain letter, and becomes paranoid that he's going to die. Everything is a safety hazard. And It doesn't help when his bad luck causes Merry to hit his head and think he's a girl. R and R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2002 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Pure Insanity by TwoPsychoSues reviews
In an age of strife, heroes must rise up to protect the innocent. During the battle that is her life, Samantha met one of those Heroes. He changed her world forever, just as she changed his. …(Don’t take this seriously folks!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,475 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Legolas
Rescue by Plush Appeal reviews
Kagome is sick and Inuyasha comes to the rescue! REad and Review *2ND CHAPTER IS UP*. goes to the song Narcolepsy by Third eye Blind
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 11/3/2002
nightcry by kougas woman reviews
inuyashas out looking for the jewl, kaomes injured and theres only one person to turn to, kouga Kouga/Kagome, (sort of) I NEED IDEAS FOR THIS STORY! ,help
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 9/7/2002
Inutachi in Six Flags Great Adventure! by Shadow Ryu reviews
Kagome decides to take her friends to Six Flags for a break. Will the gang have fun? Or will it be total chaos? Rating for language and Miroku's H humor.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 9/29/2002
Seperated Repercussions by Akoya reviews
After Talpas defeat second and last time things are getting back to normal, well sort of. Ryo thinks about someone he lost before the first dynasty war.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2002 - Published: 1/9/2002 - Ryo S.
Boredom by kidoairaku reviews
Rated for language. Just a humor attempt by me. ^_^ You know the expression 'Dumb blonde'? (apologize to all blondes out there) And that all they have is looks? Could Sess probably have the same thing? ^.~
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2002
Take Me Out To The Dynasty by BartendinWufie reviews
Find out what happens when three Anime (RW) fans go to a Mariner's game. . . Hahahaha! It was actually quite fun!
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2002
The Trouble with Yappy Dogs by Crystal Arrow reviews
I the writer get the shock of my life as I somehow end up in Feudal Era Japan while looking for my dog. I seek aid from Inuyasha and his group to find my extremely troublesome dog who has gotten herself into a hostile situation. Sarcastic Humor
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Complete
A Twisted Destiny by Kallie reviews
What if Mia was captured by the Dynasty before she met the Ronins? How would that change everything?
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2002 - Published: 11/2/2001
The Council of Elrond (And a REALLY bad day) by SilverElvenEyes reviews
WARNING: Ahead, mayham, menence, and two battling sisters dropped into the Council of Elrond. Abby hates her sister, and wishes she would go away. Legolas is caught inbetween. If you do not laugh out loud i will change this summary. read reviews to see!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Elrond, Legolas
The Dreaded Tanning Bed of Doom by Kyoku reviews
What happenes when 3 American girls get sucked into a tanning-bed portal and end up in Japan with a flute-playing tabby, 5 ancient warriors, a bear trap, and a couple of dancing termites? Can we say chaos? Yes.. I think we can
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2002
Monopoly: A Child's Game or Dangerous Activity? by Hanyou Hugger reviews
The group is forced to play Monopoly!!! Money, virgin ears, and brick walls! Woo baby!!!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2002
The Inu Yasha Wassup! by Kota Magic reviews
Somebody had to do itmight as well be me! Inu Yasha and the others parody the famous beer commercial.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Complete
Kagome's Sick Day by Riley Cat reviews
Kagome is sick and Inuyasha comes to visit! k/iy one-shot
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Complete
Inu-Yasha Character Convention and Film Preview by Sneaky Sphinx reviews
It's better then the title makes it sound!!! Really! There's a car crash involved (Sess-chan's got a Ferrari *wink*)and Jaken gets stuffed up a soap dispenser- Oh wait ... Can't give it away! You'll have to read it for yourself!!! FUNNY!!! PLEASE R+R!!!!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/8/2002
Fan Wars! by Hika-chanandOkami-chan reviews
On the way home from an anime convention, one day, our two heroines somehow wind up in the Ronin Warriors universe. From there nothing can go right. First off, what's an angel doing on your chest Hika-chan? *Hika here: Rating change due to the language*
Ronin Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2001 - Published: 8/21/2001
•°Where The Heart Meets The Darkness•° by ksha2222 aGoddess on her knees reviews
IYdigimon crossover. A Portal, New Miko Powers, and a New Darkness- or is it the same old one? Inu-yashaKagome (Please RR & Support me)
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2001
The 12 Days of Christmas, Inu Yasha style! by Alyson Metallium reviews
Welp, here's the classice 12 Days of Christmas song mutliated. I hope the rating is all right, there's some STRONG language in here. Oo
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Complete
The Parents I thought I never had by PadmeSkywalker reviews
Harry looks in the Mirror of Erised and sees his parents. What if Lily and James got a chance to speak to their son and Harry got a chance to talk to his parents for the first time? Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2001
Short Ronin FunniesStories by Raven Moonshadow reviews
My silly little stories that I wrote while bored. Hope you like. Remember read and reveiw! ~.^ *pretty much complete unless I get requests*
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2001 - Published: 8/30/2001 - Complete
Ronin Warriors Drinking game (by 4 authors) by Lady Tyria reviews
A drinking game! Writen by Santa Dot, Legato, Mr. Pokemon and Neo-Nee! Started by Santa Dot, who recruited others for suggestions.... posting your suggestions will make this story gain a new chapter... HELP THE EFFORT!
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2001
Ronin Warriors: Blizzard by Chibi Shadow Chaser reviews
Two friends of the Ronin's are trapped in a blizzard, can they save both of them in time?
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2000
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I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
What Kind of Fool Am I? reviews
The Witch King reflects after being stabbed. Rating for slight language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Starr Struck reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Soul Switcher reviews
Ferrets! Fooddeprivation! Major Headaches! Cute bishies! Amnesia! Chicken...Does any of this make sense? Of course not. Atleast, not until you read this extremely weird and random little ficcy! Enjoy!...COMPLETE
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
One Seriously Wack Slumber Party reviews
Kagome and her friend Sutorii throw a sleepover and invite all the Inutatchi. We're talking the normal ones, as well as Sesshy and Rin...Hiten joins them as well! . R&R! COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Complete
The PearlRonin Style! reviews
Ever read John Steinbeck's The Pearl? Can you picture the Ronins acting it out?...Weird, ne? It's better than it sounds, I swear! Rating for language...and insanity...R&R
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2004
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