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Joined 06-06-14, id: 5781278, Profile Updated: 10-19-15
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, and Harry Potter.

(Decided to change my pen name since I'm going to star writing things other than Naruto. And they are going to be badass too.)

Name: Wouldn't you like to know?

Age: I'm not a minor if you are wondering.

Height: I'm proud to say that I am over 6 foot.

Weight: I'm not so proud to say that I'm gaining pounds. Fast. And I'm not even eating that much. I just stopped exercising. Which is worse.

Hobbies: Playing Video Games. Messing around with my sisters and cousins. Pranking. Writing. Reading. (Would you believe that whenever I see porn is so I can get some insight in how to write lemon scenes?)

Likes: Anythings that doesn't annoys me.

Dislikes: Anything that annoys me. As matter fact, there isn't a lot of things that annoy me now that I think about it. Let me see: Unnecessary tardiness, non comical stupidity, when someone uses me as a scapegoat or say that i did something when i didn't and insects while I am indoors. Oh, I also hate rats. Annoying little rodents.


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."


Man Law

1. No wasted beer in the name of humour.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control.

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friends home.)

5. Short-shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler. This is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.

13. When a man is borrowing a buddy's tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey... who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours?

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl... however the hot girl has an ugly friend... it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be repaid.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper-rock-scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:

If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride, unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye-to-eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to ensure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting girls does not count… rule is an exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girl's pants… (Or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. Being a pirate should be considered a manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice. No need to say "I'm Sorry".

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated, refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.)

30. Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another man’s attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man Status and its privileges, and will result in the title 'Manbitch'.

31. Every man should watch Sportscenter at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight, seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used if said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an UFC cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime, and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

33. If a woman is present, whether family or friend, no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as: Mother's Day, birthdays, or St. Patrick's Day... or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from 'Man' to 'Manbitch' and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of 'Manbitch' from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly... and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war, they are your countrymen fighting to protect you and you should show them your support.

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years' past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play. When leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parents' house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman, "Do you like this?" And the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important than talking.

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game, shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your Man Status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be stacked or crushed, while the bottles may be thrown into neighbor’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (Except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guys' night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under any circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race where the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question, "What do you want for Christmas?" with, "If you loved me, you'd know what I want," gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from others by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done, but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable. Any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal. Exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. Exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler... ever... unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married (female’s identity is subject to change depending on time period Man Law is read).

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO.

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item, trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet.

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "Down in Tijuana," "One time when we were all piss drunk," or "And this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw."

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination. Beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (Exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own -grill, car, firstborn child- within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional.)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You cannot rat out a friend who shows up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks it’s broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.

112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole-to-hole or pole-to-pole are only acceptable. If it is pole-to-pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "Fag" may be deemed necessary, resulting immediate demotion in man status.

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Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Born and raised in sleepy little Pallet Town, Ash Ketchum has always looked outwards to the vast world beyond. Driven by wonder, ambitions sparked by the legendary Champion Lance, and the desire to shut up Gary Oak, Ash sets out to make his mark on Kanto. But the world of Pokémon has other plans. Joined by a humble Nidoran, Ash finds himself in for more than he bargained for.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 2,205,097 - Reviews: 11351 - Favs: 11,067 - Follows: 10,286 - Updated: 12/2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Hypno/Sleeper, Magmortar/Booburn, Nidoking
The Apathy of a Gamer by 3sper reviews
Becoming a pro gamer was like a double-edged sword. He loved the perks, but hated the fame. Now in the world's first VRMMORPG, Sword Art Online, Kirito is sought out by fans once more. Now trapped inside the game with death looming over their shoulders, players need his skills more than ever. There is only one problem though. Kirito is a solo player, and plans to keep it that way.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 161,221 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Sinon/Shino A.
Essence by vincentgrey21 reviews
Ash has always wanted to be a pokemon master. When the time comes for him to pick out his first pokemon, he shocks Professor Oak with a peculiar request. One thing leads to another, and he ends up with a loyal Growlithe. How will this unique situation affect the boy's destiny?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 584,832 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 3,661 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Growlithe/Gardie
FILFY teacher by Vimesenthusiast reviews
A Harry Potter who has tried to take control of his destiny from second year on finds himself in need of a fresh start. Armed with some abilities beyond the norm, a Mastery of Defense and a muggle-style teacher's license, Harry takes his daughter Lily Luna and takes a job offer at Kuoh Academy, not knowing how big the world beyond the Wizarding World is. Pairings Harry/Rias/many.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 1,417,950 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 10,006 - Follows: 10,626 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Harry P., Rias G.
Challenger by darkfire1220 reviews
Ash sets off on his journey to be a Pokemon Master with his starter Charmander and a mischievous Pichu. Together, they battle countless enemies and add to their powerful family. But there are many dark secrets residing in the shadows, and some of them are deadly. Ash and his team must grow strong to survive- because there's no guarantee they'll make it through the challenges ahead.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 251,286 - Reviews: 2981 - Favs: 6,377 - Follows: 6,318 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Charizard/Lizardon, Krookodile
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 711,600 - Reviews: 10096 - Favs: 21,466 - Follows: 24,250 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight. Slowly being put on Royal Road over time.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 1,368,506 - Reviews: 12034 - Favs: 13,636 - Follows: 13,442 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Fate: Gamer Night - SE by IchaIchasennin reviews
After Kiritsugu's death, the Mystic Eyes of Game Perception awoke within Shirou. With it he'll take the world, and several older ladies, by storm
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 194,475 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 6,823 - Follows: 7,712 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 4/19/2016
Harry Potter and the Power of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, Witcher and D&D elements!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,051 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 7,019 - Follows: 8,910 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
A Godfather's Promise by The Metal Sage reviews
A promise made before the fateful night changed the future of Harry Potter-Black. Now on his fourth year, he has to face the Triwizard Tournament, his failing friendships, and live up to his ancestors. All of this while dealing with an increasing attraction to a French flower. WARNING! Heavy BDSM elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 333,396 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 7,746 - Follows: 9,049 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/21/2018 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.]
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 2,343,058 - Reviews: 8058 - Favs: 15,792 - Follows: 15,644 - Updated: 11/23/2023 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Uzumaki's Strongest Weapon by Shinpuuryuken reviews
En su afán de proteger su estilo de vida, los líderes del Mundo Ninja sellaron su destino y ahora será el arma más fuerte de los Uzumaki quien escribirá el futuro. Alternate Universe, Evil Naruto, Brainwashing, Mind Control, NarutoxHarem, Multi X-over de personajes adaptados al mundo de Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - Spanish - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 697,511 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 11/13/2023 - Published: 9/22/2016 - [Naruto U., Konan, Kushina U., Samui]
Sealkeeper: He Who Binds by Eyazahrid reviews
His sister may have been given the Kyuubi, but armed with Namikaze Minato's greatest sealing masterpiece, Uzumaki Naruto will carve his way through the shinobi world- one body at a time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 175 - Words: 1,476,332 - Reviews: 9613 - Favs: 10,719 - Follows: 10,487 - Updated: 8/10/2023 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
A Horse For the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma overhears some things that make him question his life in Nerima, then goes to see Dr. Tofu for some answers. While fighting those that came after him, Ranma makes a crazy decision, using the Nanban Mirror to get away from everyone chasing him. Only to land on a random planet in a Galaxy Far Far away before the events of Phantom Menace. Chaos, meet well laid plans... uhoh...
Crossover - Star Wars & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 1,292,668 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 4,212 - Follows: 4,068 - Updated: 6/25/2023 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Shaak Ti, Ranma - Complete
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 299,560 - Reviews: 5690 - Favs: 16,891 - Follows: 18,642 - Updated: 9/3/2022 - Published: 3/22/2015
Fire Incarnate by LordofLust reviews
Blessed By Fire Remake: The Fire nation that Naruto was born in and loves with his heart is true perfection, isn't it unfair to keep it all for himself. The Earth kingdom was ruled by brawn and no brain and on the North pole, they actually lives inside ice. They need our help, even if they don't know it. Glory to the Fire nation. Glory to crown prince Naruto! Pairing NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,533 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 3,903 - Updated: 2/3/2022 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Naruto U., Azula
Sacrifice and Subjugation by MetalDargon reviews
Not just anyone can be the Champion. But what determines whether or not someone has the potential? How does one truly prepare? In a world fraught with danger both near and far, a boy pursues the answers to those questions. But the Pokemon League is a brutal institution, pushing trainers to their mental and physical limits . Only the strongest succeed...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 700,231 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 10/14/2021 - Published: 6/20/2014 - OC
Naruto: El Entretenimiento de Kushina (Adoptada) by Emperor92 reviews
Naruto esta preparando una gran fiesta mientras sus padres, Minato y Kushina, estan en una cena de negocios. Pero por un pequeño descuido, Kushina regresa a su hogar y se vera envuelta en un dilema: entretener a los amigos de su hijo o arruinar su fiesta. NarutoxHarem, Incesto, Yuri y mas. Trabajo original de Crimson Dragon VIRUS. Colaboracion con Javier Pozos
Naruto - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,336 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/7/2021 - Published: 5/24/2017 - [Naruto U., Kushina U., Hinata H.]
The Closer You Look by Tony Samuels reviews
Not a lot of things could affect Harry's mundane life in the house of his abusive relatives. But then, you don't need extraordinary things to obtain extraordinary results. A seemingly simple step pitched his life into a direction no one had ever expected. Harry Potter, the Jack of all trades and Master of Misdirection. Intelligent! Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,433 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 6,803 - Follows: 8,027 - Updated: 1/12/2021 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.
Searching for Salvation: Damnation by Spectacled Man reviews
[Rewrite up] The one that was once a He, will now be an It. The one that is now an It, will once again be a He. Yet, what once was and what once will be, differ. This is the story of the travels of what once was, what one is and what once will be. Follow It, to its peril. Tags: Game System. Fantasy World. Psychological Horror. Rewrite up. Mentioned in last chapter. Don't read this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,496 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 9/28/2020 - Published: 1/21/2017
God of Fertility by Kurogane7 reviews
Warning: Extreme Smut. Long ago, before the Juubi's rampage, there were gods. Then those gods vanished, and with them, so did men. Now, Uzumaki Naruto must do his duty, as the god of Fertility...and Lust.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,016 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 4,805 - Follows: 4,342 - Updated: 7/24/2020 - Published: 8/16/2015
Pieces by ception reviews
Kaneki sacrifices himself to save Tokyo. When he wakes up he finds himself back to where everything began. Will he be able to change the fate set in stone for him? Time Travel AU. Strong Kaneki. Kaneki x Touka
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,465 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 7/11/2020 - Published: 10/25/2017 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.]
Swordsmen of Twilight by Oturan Namikaze reviews
Naruto Uzumaki Kayaba, the adopted younger brother of Akihiko Kayaba and the one of the first Beta Testers of Sword Art Online. Watch as he journeys through the 100 Floors of Aincrad with his friends and allies to defeat his older brother and put an end to this death game. Naruto's pairing is undecided, but there is a poll on my profile.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,007 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 6/22/2020 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Naruto U., Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 885,745 - Reviews: 4805 - Favs: 8,781 - Follows: 7,375 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Historia de un Rey by Nestor In reviews
Ciertas circunstancias llevan a que Natsu descubra una verdad milenaria. Esto provoca que él, paulatinamente, cambie y se incline por su lado oscuro. Igneel decide apoyarlo, sin importar qué. Mirajane y él empiezan una relación, donde eventualmente ingresan otras mujeres. Natsu comienza a demostrar los nuevos cambios y esto lo lleva a un sinfín de nuevas aventuras. NatsuXHarem
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 229,325 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Natsu D., Cana A., Lucy H.]
The Greatest There Was or Ever Will Be: Kanto League Journeys by Forever United Never We Fall reviews
What if Ash was chosen by the God Pokémon Arceus herself to be the Chosen One? The savior and champion of the world and the one true master of all Pokémon? Follow this retelling of Ash's entire journey from the very beginning. Ash will encounter and overcome great challenges to become the greatest Pokémon Master there ever was... or ever will be.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 933,348 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 3,346 - Updated: 4/5/2020 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi
White by Melkor's Mercy reviews
What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 323,307 - Reviews: 4588 - Favs: 10,783 - Follows: 10,981 - Updated: 2/27/2020 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel, Apacci, Menoly
Re:Monster Human Edition by Zinnyzin reviews
A what-if? series following the main character Rou if he was reborn as a human instead of a goblin.
Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,197 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 8/12/2017
Re:Gamer by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Normally, heroes are given a second chance, whether that chance be second life or another go at their current. Naruto was given such a chance because really, how could you not be called a hero after stopping an invasion? But could it truly be called a second chance if he is not even human? What the hell was he supposed to do as an Imp?
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 129 - Words: 437,566 - Reviews: 5811 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Naruto U.
The Lawful Gamer by Noble the Unknown Primordial reviews
Raphael had died, and he knew this because it wasn't the endless abyss he was in, no, it was the bold words saying 'YOU DIED' in front of him. Meeting an overly cheerful goddess, receiving the powers of the Gamer, and being sent to a whole new world isn't entirely all that bad. If it wasn't for the fact that he had to conquer said world, but still, could be fun.
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,905 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 4/22/2017
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 11,255 - Follows: 9,627 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
High School DxD: Rise of The Solar God by WarriorMan199456 reviews
AU!Issei-centric story. Every hero has a beginning. The path of a hero is forever determined by the events he is placed in. In this Universe, the life and destiny of Issei Hyoudou is determined by a much different origin. Heroic-Neutral!Issei. Contains Dragon Ball & Bleach elements. Issei x Ophis x Unwanted Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 480,200 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 4,062 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [H. Issei, Ophis] Ddraig, Great Red
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 283,018 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 9,956 - Follows: 8,298 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia] - Complete
The Black Emperor by Primordial Vortex reviews
Being forced to carry his innocent sister through a sea of bodies would have broken much older men. For Lelouch, it merely strengthened his resolve. But he was only human, and let his mission slip to one other. Confronted with the possibility of failure and staunch allies in his corner, he swallows his pride and actually prepares himself for his rebellion. AU, harem
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 144,104 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,562 - Follows: 3,846 - Updated: 1/11/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - [Lelouch L., Milly A., Kallen S.]
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,432 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 4,073 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Naruto: Shadow Clones for the Win by Verum in Phantasia reviews
Dumped into Naruto's body the morning after he learns his signature Jutsu and the truth about why the village hates him, what am I to do? Abuse the Hell out of Shadow Clones. Show Lee what Hard Work really is. And kick some Emo duck-butt. Or I could build a Harem...hmmm. Shadow Clones for the Win! SI!Naruto. Strong!Smart!Naruto. Mature themes. Possible SI!NarutoxSmallHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,160 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 4,600 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 10/24/2016
Naruto of Chaos by jean010 reviews
A man that searches for redemption. A child who's family neglects him. A change in fate that will shock the Elemental Nations to the core. This is the tale of two people that will change everything, one as a teacher and the other one as a student. NarutoxHarem. Neglected!Naruto. Strong!Naruto. Fem!Sasuke. Crossover with Fairy Tail. Other minor Crossovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 349,636 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 5,267 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fū, Naruko U.
The Name of the Game by literalsin reviews
A man from Earth wakes up to find himself stuck in the body of a fictional teenage boy with an ability that turns his life into a video game and foreknowledge of events to come. What could possibly go wrong? A take on the RWBY/Gamer crossover niche with an SI twist, a focus on world and character building, and fleshing out some of the details RT missed. Rated 'M' for a reason.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 712,496 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 8,182 - Follows: 8,749 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 3/5/2016 - OC, Jaune A.
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 7309 - Favs: 14,043 - Follows: 12,105 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Persephone by sunflowerb reviews
She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 238,787 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 7,394 - Follows: 6,170 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
I'm just an immortal living my life as a youthful teenager by AK-103 reviews
Gonna rewrite this baby, see latest chappie for details. Story's marked as completed and will NOT be deleted.
Crossover - Naruto & My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 283,062 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 7/20/2016 - [Naruto U., Yuigahama Y., Yukino Y.] - Complete
How Naruto Screwed With History and Changed A Lot of Things by Rifat reviews
What happens when you mess with the fabric of space and time? Nothing good. However, to defeat an Edo Tensei Madara, Naruto pulls off such a forbidden jutsu—decimating them both. Later, Naruto wakes up to find himself in a new Uchiha-ish body and a fustercluck of a journey begins for him. Oh, did he mention he was stuck in the past? Crack-ish. Contains content from other series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,169 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 5,073 - Follows: 5,670 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Naruto U., Kushina U., Mikoto U., Tsunade S.]
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 12253 - Favs: 16,727 - Follows: 17,447 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
The Crimson Guardian by Sominum reviews
Ash Ketchum, a boy with a tremendous amount of intellect eventually leaves on a journey with his starter, Charmander by his side. He will travel around the world and along the way will catch many new pokemon, grow strong, unveil secrets long since hidden and forgotten. Rayshipping - Ash x Cynthia. Very Smart/Mature/Aura Guardian Ash. Mix between Anime and Games
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 65,875 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 3/29/2018 - Published: 2/15/2018 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona] Pikachu, Charizard/Lizardon
The Champion's Reward by 10tailed-Jokester reviews
He vanishes after a failed mission to fight for glory and women in the Land of Earth. Four years later his village is in desperate need of his return. But are they ready to handle him with a new attitude and a new goal? So much could happen in four years and they are not ready for it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 187,496 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y., Tsunade S., Yugito N.
The Juubi Ashikabi by VFSNAKE reviews
An act of desperation by a certain "Scrapped Number" alters the landscape of the Sekirei Plan. Minaka talked about the New Age of the Gods. He just didn't expect one to appear and be part of the Sekirei Plan. Or that said God was going to do what he wanted regardless of the rules the Game Master put in place. Even if said God agreed to help him with enforcing the rules.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 147,432 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 4,486 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Naruto U., No. 02/Matsu, No. 10/Uzume, No. 07/Akitsu - Complete
The Conquering King by Lionheart021 reviews
Luffy receives a package from a very important person on his seventh birthday that radically alters his destiny. Armed with new knowledge and power, he takes the world by storm, gathering a fearsome crew and ensuring his name resounds throughout the heavens. Strong/OP Luffy, Different Devil Fruit and Crew, LuffyXHarem
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,965 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Luffy, Kuina, Reiju
A Frozen Heart by Lionheart021 reviews
A heartbreaking moment early in his shinobi career makes Naruto question the life he has lived thus far. With a new resolve and a promise to fulfill...He will finally accept the demons that plague him that will set him on the path to greatness. Competent Naruto/Smarter Naruto/Hard-Working Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 88,271 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Naruto U.
Practice Makes Perfect by Perplexed Writer reviews
AU, high school fic. Sakura Haruno, one of the most popular girls in school, sets her sights on Sasuke Uchiha to be her first boyfriend. Clueless of how relationships work, she seeks advice from Naruto Uzumaki, Konoha High School's infamous delinquent and known womanizer, to help her win Sasuke's heart. But does Naruto have an ulterior motive? Rated M for a reason. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 132,342 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Mebuki H.
Primordial in a World of Gods by BookishTen8 reviews
After saving the world from power hungry gods, Naruto seals himself away to stop further wars from destroying the world. However, after waking up a thousands years later, he sees his sacrifice has been for nothing. Villains cause death and mayhem all across the world while the heroes do nothing but lock them up just for them to escape again. It's the return of the Sage of Six Paths
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,192 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 3,828 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Naruto U.
Sword Art Online:Realization by amahjing reviews
He wasn't the greatest MMORPG player, not by a long shot. Still, clear all 100 floors in order to escape from the death game? He'd be able to do it. He had to escape. An exploration of all 100 floors of Aincrad, featuring a more detailed system in terms of stats, quests, and other mechanics. Really slow romance/Eventual harem.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,149 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 3/27/2017
Naruto : Uchiha Chronicles by NXSE reviews
An Uchiha born in the early years of the village? A simple thing right? But what if it was our knuckle headed hero from a timeline quite a few years in the future. Watch as Naruto shakes up the timeline by being born into a time he wasn't in the manga and shakes up the very foundations of canon as we know it, all the while finding love with a certain slug princess of said timeline!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,182 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 5,328 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Naruto U., Tsunade S.] Tobirama S., Mito U.
THE DRAGON LORD by Reon-D-Anibis reviews
Hyoudo Issei wanted nothing more than a normal life. Too bad he died on his first date. Summary's weird, but the story should make up for it. Issei-x-harem
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 181,043 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 7/9/2016 - H. Issei, Rias G., Raynare
Potter by The Real Moku reviews
Who would've thought that a different mindset and being the heir to a most ancient and noble house would've made such a difference? Not Voldemort nor Dumbledore, that's for sure. AU because most characters have common sense. Harry/Multi. Intelligent, powerful and competent Harry. GreaterGood Dumbledore. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 82,068 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 7,042 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 7/15/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
I wish for something Genuine by aGoldenLion reviews
That genuine thing. Hikigaya Hachiman has been looking for it all his life. Can he find it together with those he accidentally confessed to after his request for something genuine. HikigayaxHarem. Because everyone can use some love, no matter who they are or what they look like. slightly AU
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,797 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - [Hachiman H., Iroha I., Yuigahama Y., Yukino Y.]
Dragon of Dragons: Game of the Year Edition by Silent Songbird reviews
Hyoudou Issei is known for his perverted nature and the possession of the the Boosted Gear. However, in another universe entirely, he has two sacred gears. The Boosted Gear, and of course a reality warping gear known only as the mysterious Exodus Switch. A power that allows him to live his entire life... as a video game. So what do Ninjas have to do with all this? VideoGame!Issei.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 335,365 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,803 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Naruto U., H. Issei
Things Are Never As They Seem by psytronix reviews
Tsukune thinks he's an average boy who can't get into any school... Until his father finds a pamphlet on the ground. The only problem is, it's for an all girls school... For monsters! Genderbends! Tsukune/Massive Harem! Smut! Fragmented Sentences!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,280 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Tsukune A., Kurumu K., Moka A. - Complete
Re: Godhood by Ruined-I.D reviews
Naruto thought that he'd seen all the mysterious things in world, only to be sent into another world filled with a lot more mysteries and supernaturals than his world. Gamer-like Naruto, and Gluttony user Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Naruto U.
A Brother by The Right Stop reviews
Many have heard the story of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, but barely any have heard the story of his brother Naruto Ōtsutsuki, the Elemental Sage. God-like Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 478,851 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Hamura Ō. - Complete
The Jinchuriki of the WorldEater by Soleneus reviews
Alduin was defeated, cast through time until he arrived in the Elemental Nations. More precisely, in Naruto Uzumaki's stomach, along with a large, angry Fox that wouldn't stop threatening him. The World-Eater raises the baby boy, teaching him all he knows. The world will change. The Daedra a watching. The Aedra are watching. And Naruto is right in the middle of all it. Large Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 227,075 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Aela, Samui] Alduin
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 7002 - Favs: 22,871 - Follows: 16,803 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Pokémon Platinum: The Rise of a Master by Predator216 reviews
The loss to Gary had a more profound effect on Ash. He realized his mistakes and rectifies them. Now, no more starting over. No more forgetting the trials that he went through with his Pokémon. This time, as he ventures into the continent of Sinnoh, he will show everyone the full might of his Pokémon. Beware Sinnoh, for this time Ash Ketchum is here to win.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,535 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 10/23/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona] Daisy O./Nanami O.
The Orange Flash in Westeros by choejhulkp9 reviews
After Naruto defeated Madara and the 10-tailed beast, Kami sent him to his new destiny in Westeros. Found by Robert and Ned, Naruto will face the battles for the 7 kingdoms. Now the Stags, Wolves and Lions must deal with the Fox as Naruto will shift the game for the Iron Throne. Some plot changes. Naruto/Sansa/Margaery/Daenerys. Discontinued
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 155,743 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 3,545 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Naruto U., Daenerys T., Margaery T., Sansa S. - Complete
Defiance by Vital Calamity reviews
Defiance. The one thing that summed up Jaune Arc more than anything else. The aspect of his personality that stood out the most. The only thing that's kept him alive till this point – because once you Defy Death, you Defy everything. But some things... They were not meant to be Defied. (AU)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,908 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 517,549 - Reviews: 3973 - Favs: 13,423 - Follows: 13,151 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
What He Wants To Protect by Bleis29 reviews
An accident during the training trip leads to an understanding between Naruto and the Kyūbi. With the help of a reluctant Fox and the teachings of a Sannin, the young jinchūriki will grow to become a true shinobi, protect his precious people, and find what will fill the hole in his heart. (slow-going NaruHina; rated M for violence and mature themes) DISCONTINUED, UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,572 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kyuubi/Kurama
Dreams of Faraway Shores: Strong World by Zaralann reviews
One small change can alter Destiny. We all saw how Monkey D. Luffy's adventures would've gone, but what if something had changed? What if he managed to break from Fate's Chains and forge his own Path through the World? Different Devil Fruit, different Crew and a different World that awaits him. One Piece is still out there, he just have to find it! [Stronger!Luffy];[Luffy/Harem]
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,718 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates
Embodiment of Flame by ZuttoAragi reviews
Fire. It's an amazing thing. It burns. It warms. It can end lives if not controlled or save them when properly tended. Watch and see how a man who embodies it can change everything.
Crossover - Rave Master & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 108,490 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 8/24/2015 - [Natsu D., Lucy H., Flare C., Erza S.]
Wild Wolf by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.
Crossover - Ranma & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,182,666 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 4,481 - Follows: 3,234 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Daenerys T./Dany, Myrcella B. - Complete
Naruto Shippūden: Redux by Predator216 reviews
What if Jiraiya had trained Naruto properly instead of teaching him just a few basic things in the three year training period. What if Naruto, not only determined to bring Sasuke back, trained to eventually face Akatsuki. This is my idea of how the Shippūden series should have gone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,625 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Naruto U.
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,866 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 8,243 - Follows: 6,469 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Uzumaki Chronicles by Hail Emperor Naruto reviews
Sometimes all a person needs to go from ordinary to extraordinary is a kick in the pants. Life suddenly turning into a video game? Yeah, that will definitely work. Watch as Naruto plays the game! Will he win? Is this even a game that can be won?
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Naruto U.
Naruto, The Dark Flash by KenzoXShuyita reviews
Of the 10,000 players in the most anticipated game of the year, Naruto is the only player given the gift of chakra. However, everything quickly goes down to hell when instead of being the game that everyone was expecting...all players receive something they never asked for. Everyone's life is at stake, and there are 100 floors to complete. Strong/Smart Naruto. Naruto/Silica Pairing
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 139,151 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] [Naruto U., Silica/Keiko A.]
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2853 - Favs: 4,987 - Follows: 3,283 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Legend Across Time by The Slumbering Dragon reviews
He had once lived a life as a legend, and died as a god. Now, when the world once again needs his presence for the establishment of its peace, could he live up to the legend that he had set for himself. WARNING: Heavy Incest! But not NarutoXKushina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,081 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.
Champion by The Straight Elf reviews
In a world untamed by the hands of men, creatures with extraordinary powers roam the earth with impunity. Chaos reigns, battles rage, and humanity is engaged in a constant struggle for supremacy. But one man and his Rhydon will forge for themselves a greater destiny, the establishment of an age of peace for the harsh world in which they struggle. Prequel to Traveler.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 227 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Rhydon/Sidon
Namikaze of Lightning: Rise of the Storm by Elemental Kitsune reviews
Having been exiled after a sneaky maneuver by the Council, Naruto is told who his parents are by Jiraiya and Tsunade. With this knowledge and a new goal driving him forward, he heads towards Kumogakure, the homeland of his father. That is where a Storm shall brew... and the world will only be able to watch as it grows into maturity. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Naruto U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11860 - Favs: 19,690 - Follows: 13,381 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Deus Ex Naruto reviews
What do you get when you mix three bored goddesses and Naruto? Follow Naruto as he fights, has sex and eats ramen as he makes fun of everyone else just because he can. Godlike Naruto. BAMF Naruto. Gore. Lemons. Incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 190,323 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 4,784 - Follows: 4,300 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Naruto U.
Aura Master: Kanto and Orange Islands reviews
Three years before his journey begins, Ash Ketchum finds a Riolu who claims that he is his master and that he is the Chosen One. A bewildered Ash can only go with the flow as he begins his journey to become the most powerful Pokemon Trainer the world as ever seen. Rated M for swearing, violence and future sexual situations.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,832 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Riolu
Path of the Shinobi reviews
What makes a shinobi? Is it their skills? Is it their intelligence? Is it how many jutsu they know? Is it how many people they have killed? A little dose of paranoia from Minato and Kushina see that their son has more than just a chance at finding an answer to that question. AU. Powerful Naruto. Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,044 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 6/23/2017 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Naruto U.
Deadly Games reviews
It began with letters and numbers appearing above people's heads, it went on with apparently the majority of the world wanting to kill me and I won't be surprised if it ended with some conspiracy level bullshit at this rate. My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I am The Gamer. It is more impressive than it sounds, believe me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,764 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 5/8/2017 - Published: 8/18/2016
DxD: Gamer Character Sheets reviews
The stats and skill of our main character for the story 'DxD: Gamer'. Each sheet will be published along a new chapter and it will describe the stats and skills of the main character at the end of the chapter that these sheets are updated with.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,826 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/6/2016 - H. Issei, OC
DxD: Gamer reviews
When I died after making my first bad decission I wasn't expecting to be reborn in a world of Devils, Angels, Fallen Angels and Yokai. I wasn't expecting to the be the 'main character'. I wasn't expecting for my life to become a game. I will, however, make the most of this peculiar situation. SI OC as Issei! Badass Main Character! MassHarem! Lemons!
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,689 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 5,887 - Follows: 6,189 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/6/2016 - H. Issei, OC
Of Magical Chances reviews
As the happenings of the Chamber of Secrets came to an end, Harry Potter unknowingly purges two pieces of Lord Voldemort that kept him anchored to the world: Tom Riddle's Diary and the one in his scar. This unexpected incident initiated a Butterfly Effect that will change the wizarding world to its very core. Slight AU. Competent and eventually powerful Harry. Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 479 - Published: 2/7/2017
Master of Aura reviews
In a twist of fate and tradition, Ash is given a riolu as his starter pokemon. With loyal friends and partners at his side Ash will go through the regions living up to his potential in order to become the most powerful trainer in the world. And what does said world have in store for him? Let's find out.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Riolu
Ascension of the Uzumaki reviews
Naruto Uzumaki learns what the village did to his family and what they planned on doing to him. After being given an oportunity to be his own person and make his own descisions by those he knew he could trust, Naruto embarks on a journey full of shenanigans, debauchery and epic moments to show the world just what the Uzumaki are made off. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,997 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U., Mito U.