God bless us, everyone!

1) Have you ever been asked out? "Yup"

2) Where did you get your default picture? "Goggle"

3) What's your middle name? "Lynn"

4) Your current relationship status? "Single, boys are overrated!"

5) Does your crush like you back? "How would I know? Do I LOOK like I read minds?"

6) What is your current mood? "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... No Clue"

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? "0_0, One word… Stalker!"

8) What color shirt are you wearing? "Black and grey, under a awesome black sweat Shirt!"

9) Missing something? "My Life… and number 7!"

8) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? "Nothing! That is definitely a understatement 0_0"

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? "Owl or a Wolf"

12) Ever had a near death experience? "Yup! Two words… NOT AWESOME"

13) Something you do a lot? "R-E-A-D and party"

14) The song stuck in your head? "Pat the bunny, Pat Pat the bunny, Pat the bunny with the soft soft fur!"

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? "Dancing Shadows626"

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? "Ya, this stupid "Popular" girl named Hanna."

17) When was the last time you cried? "When we ran out of Tacos"

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? "No, and I don't plan to!"

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? "Shape Shifting"

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? "How bratty they are!"

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? "I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO STARBUCKS! My Life is over ;("

22) What's your biggest secret? $talker

23) Favorite color? Yellow

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? "Maybe…"

25) What are you? "A Lepricorn!"

26) Do you speak any other language? "French"

27) What's your favorite smell? "Fresh Tacos on a Tuesday Morning!"

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? @awesome!

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? "If a Frog counts?"

30) What are you thinking about right now? "Frogs"

31) What should you be doing right now? "Sleeping" :)

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? "My older brother"

33) Do you like working in the yard? "Yes"

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? "Smith"

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Maybe… ummm ya... 0_0

36) What is your natural hair color? "Dark brown"

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? "BILLY BOB LOVES CHARLENE!!!"

1. HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES EVER!!!!!!!

1. Kindness is the ability to be nice to someone, even when they don't deserve it.

2. What I don't get is how people always get attacked by sharks. I mean I would start swimming towards land during the first "Dun, Dun"

3. There are only two things that are infanit. The universe and human stupidaty.

4. Lady in the commercial for the life alert necklace said she fell. Laid there for 8 hours til her friend came. MY question, why didn't the cameraman help her up?

5. I'm tha kinda gurl dat would burst out laughing in dead silence @ something dat happened yesterday!!!

6. I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day. (rofl XD)

7. I will give you my heart, I will share with you my dreams, I will let you deep inside my soul, I will even give you my love. But stay away from my chocolate!!!

8. Some kid came up to me and started throwing skittles at me yelling "taste the rainbow!" so i started throwing lucky charms yelling "they're magically delicious!"

9. To the ones who talk behind my back, THANK U for pointing out that I'm ahead of u(:

10. Be yourself. Those who care don't matter and those matter don't care.

The Awkward Moment When Someone Yells At You For Clicking a Pen But You Have To Click It One More Time To Use It.

Everytime I say "Life Can't Get Worse Than This" Life Says "Challenge Accepted"

I'm Sure My Pillow Could Be a Hairstylist. I Always Wake Up With a New Hairstyle...

I'm Really Shy At First. But Once You Get To Know Me, Prepare To Meet The Craziest Lunatic You Will Ever Meet

I Think That Stupid People Were Put On This Planet To Test My Anger Management Skills

Being Single Is Better Than Being In a Relationship

When Your Ex Says "You'll Never Find Anyone Like Me" Reply With "That's The Point"

Good Friends Offer Advice and Words Of Wisdom. Real Friends Come Over Unannounced whith Choclet, Glitter,
Car Suits and Explosives.

Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are The Main Reason I Have Trust Issues.

Congratulations! You Always Create Drama Out Of Absolutely Nothing!

Smiling At Your Phone Like a Complete Idiot When Someone Says Something Sweet.

I Need a Six Month Vacation Twice a Year

I Hate It When I Look Great In The Mirror But Terrible In Pictures.

The Awkward Moment When Santa and My Mom Have The Same Handwriting

The Awkward Moment When You're Being Sarcastic and Someone Believes You.

When The Slowest Reader Offers To Read Out Loud -_-

I'd Rather Stay Quiet Than Explain My Problems To People Who Don't Care

Sometimes I Drop Things and Am Too Lazy To Pick Them Up. Like Pencils.

When You're In a Store With Your Mom and You See Someone You Know

Anyone Else Ever Find Random Glitter On Themselves?

Personally I Feel Like Romeo and Juliet Could Have Handled The Situation Better

Girls Want Attention, Women Want Respect

Teaches Call It Cheating, We Call It Teamwork

The Awkward Moment When Someone Is Staring At Your Keyboard While You're Typing Your Password

If I Was a Celebrity I Would Go Knocking On Doors and Be Like "Hello, Yes It's Me"

First Day of School: 30 Pencils, 64 Crayons, 20 Pens, 12 Rulers, 10 Notebooks. Middle of April: 1 Pencil You Found On The Ground In Science

That Moment of Panic When You're Swimming In a Lake and You Feel Something Touch Your Foot

That Moment When You're Already Awake and Your Mom Keeps Yelling At You To Get Up

When Someone Calls You By Your Name and You Don't Remember Who They Are

While You Wake Up Today, Someone Is Breathing Their Last Breath. Thank God For Another Day, Don't Waste It

Blaming All Spelling Errors On Autocorrect

The Biggest Lie I Tell Myself: Five More Minutes

"OMG I WANT THIS!!" Looks At Price Tag "Never Mind"

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

R.I.P

I Hate It When People Bring Up a Mistake I Made a Long Time Ago

So You're The B- That Told The B- That I'm a B- Well Listen B- It Takes a B- To Know a B-

1. Name/Nickname: Chaos

2. Your Gangsta name (The First Three Letters of Your Name and izzle): Audizzle

3. Your Detective Name (Fave Colour and Fave animal): Silver Snow Leopard

4. Your Soap Opera Name (Your Middle Name and Your Street Name): Lynn Tennis Court (That's really weird)

5. Your Star Wars Name (First Three Letters of Your Last Name, First Two Letters of First Name): AndAu

7. Your Super Hero Name (Second Fave Colour, Fave Drink): Blue sweet Tea

8. Your Goth Name (Black and Your Pets Name): Black Gunner

9. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: UDYIR (What the Cow??!!!!...)

10. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mothers and father's middle name): I am not going to tell random people my paents middle name.

11. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Pineapple Myself

12. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Purple hook

13. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Mint Chocolate Chip Chips Ahoy (That's a Mouthful)

Most Girls and Other Girls
Most girls like pink
Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up
Most girls yell at rain
Most girls love guys who don't love them
Most girls be what other people want them to be
Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved
Most girls are selfish
Most girls are fake

But. . .

Other girls like red (Exsept for me... I like blue and silver..)
Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday (YES!)
Other girls play in the rain (LOVE IT)
Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them (THAT'S ME!)
Other girls be themselves (OH YA!)
Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved (I do love to be loved :) BUT ON ANY SERCOMSTANCE I WILL MALL YOU IF YOU TRY TO HUG ME!!!!!!)
Other girls care for others before themselves (I don't know where I would be with out my friends, thanks guys :)"
Other girls are real (I think I am... Yup looks like it ;) )
Most girls think this is stupid and hate it. Other girls will love this and post it immediately

S.mart
T.alneted
U.nique
P.erson
I.N
D.emand
And this is who i am. Got a PROBLEM with that!?!?

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.:'(
You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.:'(
That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.:'(
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't

Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs

No other friend is quite like you,

No other friend could do exactly what you do.

No other friend would listen to my dreams,

No matter how weird it seems.

You're the one who's there for me when I need a friend,

We're going to be tight till the end.

We always have fun when we are together,

We always find something to do no matter what the weather.

No other friend could understand me the way you do,

I don't know what I would do with out a friend like you.

As I think of our friendship, I begin to see
Mere words can't describe what you both mean to me.
When this cold, hard world has me lonesome and blue
I look up to see my friends, my best friends.

You dry the tears that fall from my eyes.
You bring me sunshine to brighten my sky.
You rescue me when I'm scared and alone
And take my hand to lead me home.

No matter the miles that keep us apart
We're always together in each other's hearts
Sometimes we take for granted, I fear,
The ones who are so close and dear.

We get so caught up in life and things we must do
Sometimes we forget to stop and say I love you.
If ever you felt I forgot or didn't care
Let me stop right now, my true feelings I'll share.

You're the sun in my sky, the bed where I lie.
You're the home where I'm safe, the field where I play.
You're everything I am, everything I do.
So what I am saying is I LOVE YOU!

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living it, he flees.
Just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.
I just defeated him. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up a sword.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!

Boys Aren't Jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not! Please, it's too scary!

Boy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down.

Boy: I love you babe.

In the paper the next day... a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live, even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this... and... the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl." Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks."