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Joined 04-25-04, id: 578898, Profile Updated: 05-18-15
Author has written 7 stories for Angel, Hangover, Harry Potter, Thor, Walking Dead, and Avengers.

I'm 31 years old and I've been writing for two-thirds of my life.

My first short story I wrote was nearly twenty years ago when I was only ten. My first fanfic, however, was a Backstreet Boys fic called "Set Adrift On Memory Bliss" which is absolute crap but for a 17 year old, it was pretty decent. My next stories involved *NSYNC and the Disney show So Weird. I've written in RPG form for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly and Pirates of the Caribbean Yahoo!Groups. Most of the fanfic I've written though is Green Day which can be found at Mibba under the username ThisIsGreenDay. You can also follow me on tumblr: eventualprocrastination.


In my stories "The Hangover: Part III" and "The Hangover: Part IV", my original character Samantha "Sam" Simmons, is Stu's dental hygienist who is originally from Long Island, NY but moved to LA when she was 18 for college. She's 33 yrs old in Part III, 35 yrs old in Part IV. To know what she looks like, google actress Erin Karpluk. Sam's full bio can be found here at my wiki, here.

The floor plan for Royal Plaza Suite used in The Hangover: Part III can be found here.


For my Harry Potter story, A Witch's Life In Three Parts:

- my OC Dalina Blackmore as a child/young teen is portrayed Sarah Bolger, and her Gryffindor friends Esther Talmudge and Jeremiah Herman are portrayed by Saoirse Ronan and Freddie Highmore, respectively. Dalina, as an older teen/adult is portrayed by Katie McGrath. Teen Scabior is portrayed by Augustus Prew.


For my "Thor" story Darkness I Became, Sigyn as a child is portrayed by Raffey Cassidy. As an adult, she is portrayed by Katie McGrath.


For my "Walking Dead" story, The World We Live In, Georgie Brant is portrayed by Rachelle Lefevre.


For my "Walking Dead" story, We Can Change, Jo Monroe is portrayed by Jennifer Morrison.

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Birds of a Feather by Tando reviews
Natalie K., a former government agent, returns to her hometown of Gotham City to spy on its underworld. While trying to break into the criminal world, she meets the somewhat pathetic Oswald Cobblepot, who's looking to do the same. Sharing these goals, the two team up, but will their partnership turn into something more?
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 85 - Words: 177,349 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1h - Published: 10/9/2014 - Fish Mooney, Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, OC
Why Not? by BlackScript reviews
There is a moment when you realize you're meant for something greater. A moment when you wonder 'why not you? And then there's the moment you meet the person who is destined to help you achieve greatness...and you ask yourself 'why not them? When the answer is simple really. 'Why not both of us? (Penguin X Oc)
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [OC, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin] Edward N./The Riddler, J. Gordon
Safe & Sound by SarcasticEnigma reviews
"I never should have followed you." Annie had just been surviving and trying to find a way to Atlanta when Rick came into her life and changed everything. Rick/OC! Based on the vid series by xSoppySofax. R&R!
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,897 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Rick G., OC] Carl G.
My Year in England by flowerchild1987 reviews
It seems feeling 'stuck' after a short run in college, a failed marriage, and with a dead-end job has been the start of an interesting adventure... I'm Kelsey, and my life will never be the same. I decided to live overseas for a year or so upon suggestion from my English best friend and met a certain British comedian by happenstance; here is my story. SOME CHAPTERS HAVE M CONTENT!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013
Another Stolen Relic by kingandlionheart reviews
He was stolen monster turned disgraced god, she was an abandoned demi-goddess turned reluctant gardian.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Loki
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Angels in the Garden by Night Monkey reviews
An attempt at landscaping turns into something far more lethal when a certain stone angel shows signs of life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 120,248 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels - Complete
No Strings Attached by scabiorxxx reviews
Dalia Hayfield is a pureblood witch in desperate need for money to pay her rent and bills. What happens when she runs into a strange and alluring man that offers her a job that she couldn't refuse? Warning: contains swearing. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,015 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Scabior, OC
Unlikely Love by LinVolturi reviews
After being rescued by a strange man, Gisela learns of a deal her parents made with him and now she belongs to him. But what does he want with her? Even he doesn't seem know. Rumpelstiltskin/OC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,852 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Mental Mentorship by galleons reviews
Professor Severus Snape has a new co-worker that just might become the bane of his existance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,128 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Severus S., S. Vector - Complete
The Trial Of Loki by Miri1984 reviews
Post-Avengers. Loki has been taken back to Asgard and is on trial for his crimes. Will he be able to justify his actions? Or will the court of Asgard punish him for his deeds? Cover art by Yamisnuffles.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Tricky Favors by paynesgrey reviews
Someone unexpected finds Morgana in the forest. Thor x Merlin crossover. Loki. Morgana Pendragon. FICLET. This is complete and will not be continued. SPOILERS FOR THE MERLIN SERIES 4 FINALE.
Crossover - Merlin & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Morgana, Loki - Complete
A Tumultuous Tenure by galleons reviews
In which Professor Vector loses a bloody moron of a mentor and gains a fellow Order of the Phoenix member. Part 2 of The Mental Mentorship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,681 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Severus S., S. Vector
Postbellum by Xxsweet-venom-kissxX reviews
Sequel to The Bargain. The war is over, and Wizarding Britain is slowly recovering. Scabior is now considered a war-criminal, and Greyback is still at large. A chance run-in one night brings back many things that had been left behind in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,707 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Scabior, OC - Complete
The Darkness by bassgoddess reviews
Although I love Scabior/Hermione, I thought that she is a little young and too much of a "good girl" for him. So I invented a character Lucy, who was at Azkaban but is able to transfer her sentence into less time and agrees to join the Snatchers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Scabior, OC
No Fear Of Heights by BeBlessed reviews
SEQUEL OF Call Me When You're Sober! After 2 years of dating, the relationship of Phil and Marlena is a dead end. They are invited to Stu's wedding but what happens when they wake up in a hotel in Bangkok and can't remember anything from the night before?
Hangover - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,867 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Phil W. - Complete
The Bargain by Xxsweet-venom-kissxX reviews
In her haste, she left behind the one garment he coveted: a scarf. Unable to capture her on-sight, and the scent trail cold, he keeps it. Just in case. He didn't except the owner to drop in on the camp, and make a deal to get it backā€¦
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Scabior, OC - Complete
Call Me When You're Sober by BeBlessed reviews
Doug invited his sister to join his bachelor party because of her promotion. She thinks it's gonna be a nice night in Vegas but what happens when she gets sucked into the drama. Where is her brother and friend? And what about Phil? PhilxOC
Hangover - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Phil W. - Complete
Dude, Where's My Groom? by InceptionErection reviews
Tracy's cousin, Tara, has been asked to go to Vegas with the boys to keep an eye on everyone. What happens when she gets in on the action? I've jumped on the bandwagon...Phil/OC Give chapter one a chance and let me know. Completed!
Hangover - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,741 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Phil W. - Complete
Changes by atinaej reviews
Three months after Edward leaves, Carlisle realizes that leaving Bella destroyed their family and he decides to return to Forks. AU, non-cannon. A CarlisleXBella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 128,661 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
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We Can Change reviews
AU where Sophia was never bit and turned into a walker and, as a result, it set into effect a series of changes for the group. Not everything happens the same way anymore. Not everyone who originally died, does. Not everyone who lived, does either. New paths are forged, and new faces emerge and take up residence in the lives of the survivors. (Eventual Rick/OC)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,734 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 5/4 - [Rick G., OC] [Shane W., Lori G.]
The World We Live In reviews
Georgie Brant is a survivor of the outbreak who has suffered her fair share of loss, but to an utterly heartbreaking degree. She tries not to let it get the better of her, because she lost someone that might still be alive, out there in the world and she won't give up on looking for them. In joining Rick's group, she might gain more than just hope. [Eventual Rick/OC]
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,733 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/1 - [Rick G., OC] Carol
Darkness I Became reviews
Sigyn abandoned Asgard in search of her banished father, and ended up disallowed from returning home. For centuries she lived on Earth, growing lonelier and bitter. In the present, Loki comes to Earth to rule the mortals and Sigyn joins him.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 195,093 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Loki
A Witch's Life In Three Parts: Part One reviews
This is the 1st of 3 stories chronicling the life & times of Dalina Blackmore, a witch who attended Hogwarts from 1977-84, would find her life intertwined with several others & had 2 great loves who left an impression. Eventually OCxScabior in this story. [Indefinite Hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Severus S., OC, Scabior
The Hangover: Part IV reviews
Set 2 years after "Part III". All Phil & Sam wanted was a small, destination wedding with their immediate family and friends with no blackouts or stress. Unfortunately, when the wolf pack is involved, nothing ever goes as planned. No matter where they go. [Indefinite Hiatus]
Hangover - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Phil W., OC
The Hangover: Part III reviews
2 years after Bangkok, the guys head to NYC for a last minute weekend getaway for Phil's "divorce party" where they meet up with Stu's dental hygienist Samantha, also in town for her sister's wedding. 14 hours later, the hangover begins. [PhilxOC]
Hangover - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,203 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Phil W., OC - Complete
Two Soldiers Down reviews
What Cordelia experiences moments after she died in "You're Welcome."
Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Cordelia C., Doyle - Complete