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Author has written 13 stories for Yami no Matsuei, Naruto, Hellblazer, Kevin Smith, Avengers, and Boondock Saints.

I am takemyrevolution.

I play in a lot of different fandoms and I write mostly slash.

SOME of my fan fiction is here, but most of it goes to my Dreamwidth or AO3. Stuff NOT being posted here includes: really old fic, 1-sentence fics, NC-17 fic, and anything ff.net doesn't have a fandom category for. If you want to read any of those things, check out My Master List of Fan Fiction. It has ALL my fic listed and it's updated constantly.

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Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Only the Heartless by Dollfayce reviews
There is only one way to fly. HookxWendy.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,265 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Happy Anniversary by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Of course, Roxas doesn’t have a romantic bone in his body. You can imagine how this is going to go.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Damage Control by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Kakuzu hates dealing with the aftermath of Hidan's and Deidara's fights.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Afterdamp by Ninjagrrl reviews
Afterdamp is the toxic mixture of gases left in a mine following an explosion. Post 362 AU, Deidara and Itachi centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
On Your Way by NayanRoo reviews
Some memories cannot be denied, especially when the reminder is always there. Very vague past OroAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Road Trip: An Epic Adventure by Recalcitrant Synonym reviews
Leader-sama notices that none of the Akatsuki care when their teammates die. He sends them on a road trip to promote bonding and raise morale. Wacky hijinks ensue in a brief and pointless adventure starring everyone's favorite S-ranked missing-nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Knots by Senri reviews
If Hidan wanted to, he could pull out a suture and stick his hand right into his partner’s abdominal cavity, cup his hand around the one human organ he knows his partner has left, and feel it flutter. HIDAN/KAKUZU SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5119 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Giving of Gifts by JadeHeart
The festive season signals the end of the year, and Jack and Rowe look for closure in both their business and personal lives.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Diplomatic Immunity by Nezuko reviews
Genma centric. Two failed attempts at a mission involving a traitor in Amegakure result in the deaths of three Konoha ninja by mysterious jutsu. Genma and Shizune are sent to investigate. GenRai. Chapter 3: Getting Caught
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Genma S., Shizune
Matsuri Nostalgia by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Orochimaru and Kabuto make a stop in a small village, which seems to be in the middle of a summer festival. This may or may not be a good thing for the two, as both seem to carry contradicting pasts pertaining to festivals...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Of Closets and Breakdowns by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Consummate Plan by cakecake reviews
Having lusted after Itachi, Sasuke finds the perfect plan to get what he wants from his older brother... without Itachi ever knowing. Oneshot, AU, ItaSasu, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Midnight Philosophy by Acerbitas reviews
Kabuto visits Orochimaru in the nighttime, kneeling at the feet of his master and spilling some of his most secret thoughts. But not all of them. OrochimaruxKabuto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by Nezuko reviews
[Kurenai Neji, Oneshot] Kurenai runs into a staggering drunk Neji in the street late at night.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Neji H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Midnight at the Mission's Desk by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Weird conversations lead to revealations...[KakaIru].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Snake Pit by Xenoglossy reviews
Drabble:: There's a reason Kabuto is his favorite. OrochimaruKabuto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Shocked by Kyoui-chan reviews
People who found out that Kabuto was 'together' with Orochimaru were usually shocked. [OroKabu, proOrochikun. Take that, bashers.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
20 Truths About Sasori and Deidara by homeostatis reviews
Twenty Random Truths about the Master and his Lackey. [Interpret as you will]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Capture and Break by xKesshoux reviews
Stolen away from Orochimaru's lair by the one he despises most, Sasuke faces something he never thought he would. The Tsukiyomi can be used for things other than torture, and he lies broken in the aftermath of something he was made to beg for. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Just this Once by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Kabuto catches his master in a very vunereable state just after the failed attack on Konoha, and things progress in a way he never thought they would. KabuOro. That's correct order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Of Chocolate Cake by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
[KakaIru] Complete and total fluffy scene as the pair works on some plans for their wedding. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Own Not so Hidden Seals by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Who really has the upperhand, out of the two? OroKabu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
In over my head: A HellblazerBuffy crossover by Random1 reviews
Constantine goes to Sunnydale to get some help from an old friend... Rating for violence, swearing and slightly slashy overtones. Final chapter now up!
Vertigo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,882 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Complete
The Autumn of Our Virility by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Heels Britannia by Dex reviews
John Constantine, Lord Fanny, and a flustered Rupert Giles meet in a quiet London pub to talk about the end of the world.
Vertigo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Two By Two by spinadrift reviews
Later, when he returns to Orochimaru, the gore is still on Kabuto's hands and the blood still on his glasses. Oneshot. Rated for creepy factor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Winter Chores by cognomen reviews
[LR: Licensed by Royalty] Jack and Rowe are nagged into putting up the christmas decorations. In the cold. MM
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
Life Support by Luc Court reviews
[Licensed by Royal] LR fic, Jack POV, postseries. MAJOR spoilers. After the credits roll, there is one small teaser about what might have happened. This is one take on how the series really ends.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
Dance by kimi no vanilla reviews
When you go, leave behind something beautiful. Hayate and Genma.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Crumpled Memories by QueenStrata reviews
The thing he loved most was not a book, wasn’t God, and wasn’t music. It was Crowley—and now he’s gone.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Aziraphale - Complete
Afterlife by tosca reviews
Draco Malfoy finds his afterlife to be not quite what he expected. Crossover with Harry Potter. Draco, Tsuzuki, Hisoka, Tatsumi, Draco x Watari. Slash yaoi implied.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2004
A Grudging Seduction by Bane's Desire reviews
Yaoi 1x2 Having unhappily accepted a longterm mission involving Heero, Duo sets out to accomplish it.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,994 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Goodnight by Anna Maxwell reviews
Liscensed by Royal fic. After a harrowing day, the Jack and Rowe say goodnight. (One shot)
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Complete
Without Being Born by Patrick Phelan reviews
Saionji pays Touga a visit. Set just before the start of Season 3.
Utena - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2003
Fragile Immortality by Zeh Wulf reviews
(R for violence) Rin has enough problems as it is when a strange man shows up with an impossible goal: to kill an immortal. (complete)
Blade of the Immortal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Complete
The Cowboy's Unofficial Guide to the Open Road by Agent Orange reviews
Faye drags a very unwilling Spike on the road trip from hell as she searches for another piece of her past. Complete. Rated R for potty mouths.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,548 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Complete
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Saints' Day Off reviews
Murphy thinks he's earned a break. Connor agrees with him. Connor/Murphy.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
A Hero's Shield reviews
Tony explains a few things about Steve's new shield. Vague Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
Subtle and Most Difficult reviews
John, Gemma, magic and lessons learned. Drabble set. LAST UPDATE: 9 April
Hellblazer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010
With This Ring reviews
There's a reason Dante Hicks wears two rings. Dante/Randal.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Fixation reviews
How Shiranui Genma found his weapon of choice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Genma S. - Complete
Some Things Go Without Saying reviews
Kakashi gets the impression that Naruto wants something, but he can't figure out what. Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Magic reviews
When Gemma was a child she thought her Uncle John knew magic. She was right.
Hellblazer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
No More Yielding but a Dream reviews
It was a disturbing dream, even by Hatake Kakashi's standards. Obito/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Revenant reviews
Sasuke sacrifices everything to regain something precious. Itachi/Sasuke. Spoilers for chapter 393.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Suigetsu Monogatari reviews
Suigetsu isn't going to let a silly myth keep him from swimming in the grotto. Surprise pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Heads Will Roll reviews
Hidan is angry. Deidara finds a way to calm him. Hidan/Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Pyrexia reviews
Deidara learns to trust his partner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Clothes Make the Man reviews
Hisoka's poor fashion sense is starting to get to Tsuzuki. Tsuzuki/Hisoka.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2008 - A. Tsuzuki, Hisoka K. - Complete