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Author has written 512 stories for Animorphs, StarTrek: The Original Series, Harry Potter, Hikaru no Go, Inuyasha, Chronicles of Chrestomanci, Babylon 5, Monk, Star Wars, StarTrek: Enterprise, Labyrinth, Sherlock Holmes, Law and Order: SVU, Dragon Ball Z, Star Trek: 2009, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Naruto, Doctor Who, Final Fantasy VII, Dragon Ball, Dresden Files, Superman, Supernatural, Highlander, Good Omens, Criminal Minds, Stargate: SG-1, Sherlock, Fear Street series, Dexter, Lord of the Rings, StarTrek: The Next Generation, NCIS, The Prophecy, Evangelion, A-Team, M*A*S*H, Man From UNCLE, Simon and Simon, Leave It To Beaver, Hocus Pocus, X-overs, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Hobbit, Peter Pan, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Cold Case, Quantum Leap, Ring/Ringu, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, TV X-overs, Final Destination, Misc. Anime/Manga, Elementary, Girl Genius, Torchwood, CSI, and Avengers.

I'm a 30 year old woman who lives in the San Francisco bay area. I like reading Sci-Fi and Fantasy and writing Fan Fiction. If I put my full real name down in a story somewhere, I'd probably get a bunch of reviews commenting on how crappy a name that was for a Mary Sue and that a five year-old could come up with a better one.

I seem to be better at the short story format, and the short chapters in my longer stories tend to reflect that.

As for my incomplete stories, I don't abandon them. I generally have an idea of what's going to happen, but I often get stalled somewhere between points A and B for days, weeks, months, or years. As soon as inspiration hits, I'm back on track and you get more of the stories you know and love. Sorry about the wait until then.


A Handy guide to the pictures by the side of my stories is:

For Naruto, the Naruto-Centric stories will be marked with the Uzumaki clan symbol which is the thing which looks like a spiral in a target. All Uchiha-centric stories are marked with a Uchiha fan. Stories that focus on the Konoha Police Force will have their symbol on them (fan in shuriken). Stories that focus on Naruto and the Uchiha will have a combined Uzumaki and Uchiha clan symbol. Stories that focus on Konoha ninja who aren't Naruto will have a hitai-ate with the Konoha symbol, ones that focus on Kiri ninja with the Kiri symbol etc. The only to this is The Demon and the Dead man which has an illustration of Naruto and Izuna that was done in paint.

For Star Trek: Star Trek stories and cross-overs are marked with the Enterprise, unless they aren't centered around the Enterprise or its crewmembers or their families, in which case they will be marked with a blank starfield.

For Harry Potter: Stories with a Slytherin Harry will be marked with the Slytherin house symbol. Stories with a Ravenclaw Harry will be marked with a Ravenclaw symbol. All others will be marked with a flying Snitch on a red field.

For the A-Team: A-Team stories and crossovers are marked with a red A.

For Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z: All stories are marked with the four-starred ball.

For Doctor Who: All stories are marked with a TARDIS.


For someone who asked, so it would be easier to know if one of my stories is in a series, how many others are in that series, and what they are:


NARUTO:

First Try 'Verse:

Main Stories:

First Try - Naruto graduates the Academy after he passes his first attempt at the Graduation Exam when he is ten, and ends up on a different team. Complete.

First Try: Team 7 - With Naruto's teammates having made Chunin and there being an odd number of graduates from the Academy that year, Kakashi uses the opportunity to steal an unwilling Naruto from his sensei and place him on his new Genin team. Complete.

Fist Try: Shippuden. - Three years after Team 7 broke apart, Teams 7 and 5 are forced to deal with a variety of domestic problems such as Satoshi's gambling addiction and the kidnapping of Sasuke's son as the Akatsuki goes on the move. In Progress.

Side Stories:

First Try Team 7: Divergence - Things go differently when Tsunade decides to go traitor rather than become Hokage. The Sannin are gone for good, and another of Jiraiya's students and Danzo agree that what Konoha needs right now is a second Yellow Flash. In Progress.

First Try: Team Tetsuo - Diverges from First Try Chapter 11. When Kakashi puts off a discussion with the Hokage to beyond the last minute, Shimura Tetsuo is allowed to keep Naruto and is given Sakura and Sasuke to fill in the gaps created in his team by Suzume and Satoshi's departures as the two new Chunin move on to bigger and better missions. Deciding to keep his promise to Naruto to not let him miss another Chunin Exam, Tetsuo decides to try his damnedest to get his team in shape in the two months he has left with Kakashi's assistance. Since he has the Rookie of the Year, and that year's Top Kunoichi, it shouldn't be too difficult, right? In Progress.

First Try: River Country Con - (Oneshot) Satoshi gambles away Team 5's traveling funds during a C-Rank, and the team is forced to use unorthodox means to recoup their loss. Complete.

First Try: Autumn Leaves - (oneshot) A Tetsuo who's just starting out with his team and uncertain about the whole teaching thing decides to take a favored D-Rank and pass down a tradition his sensei had passed down to him. Complete.

First Try: Tetsuo - (series of oneshots) Tales in the life of the Sensei of Team 5. Ongoing.

First Try: Zabuza - (series of oneshots) Adventures in the life of Momochi Zabuza, House Husband. Ongoing.


Izuna's Travels 'Verse:

Izuna's Adventure - An experiment with the Mangekyo Sharingan flings Izuna into what he's convinced is another world. His brother never would have flipped his lid like that, would he? Complete.

Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors - After returning from his adventure, Izuna and his brother travel to another world to get their hands on the inheritance the Sage of the Six Paths left his younger son, and end up being hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts. In Progress.


Naruto's BFF 'Verse:

Kushina's Boyfriend - Madara kidnaps Kushina when she's sixteen in order to release the Kyuubi early and gets more than he bargained for when he makes the mistake of complimenting her hair, as Kushina - who has broken up with her boyfriend Minato yet again - decides that it is love at first sight. In Progress.

Naruto's BFF - Madara once again gets more than he bargained for when he uses a cheesy villain line before attempting to kill Naruto, and the boy becomes convinced that the man is his Bestest Friend in the Whole Wide World. Complete.

'Til We Meet Again - (series of oneshots) In the eight years between Madara's death and his resurrection, Naruto lived a life in which he had a number of adventures and got into several scrapes. Ongoing.


Not Quite A Kage Killer 'Verse:

Minato and the Hyuuga Twins - (Oneshot) Jiraiya challenges Minato to a dare involving a certain pair of identical twins. Hiashi and Hizashi are slightly less than amused. Complete.

Not Quite A Kage Killer - (Oneshot) Naruto uses a variant of the Sexy Jutsu to take down Tobi. Complete.


Nidaime Jutsu Backfires 'Verse:

Sunshine - (Oneshot) Hashirama steals a Jutsu scroll from his brother that he should have left alone, and performs a jutsu that has...interesting effects. Complete.

Rainbows - (Series of Oneshots) Sasuke steals a certain Jutsu scroll of the Nidaime's from Naruto whom the Sandaime had given it to thinking that he'd appreciate it and uses one of the Jutsu against his opponents, believing it to be powerful, and unaware of its actual effects.Ongoing.

Transformation Technique - (Old Oneshot) Tobirama invents a technique that he's sure will allow him into the women's side of the baths, but doesn't have very much luck with it. Could be considered Canon if you accept the possibility that Mito might have been Hashirama's second wife. Complete.


Mizuki's Salvation 'Verse:

Salvation - (Oneshot) Mizuki meets an interdimensional traveler who sets him down a different path when he decides to prove that he wasn't "Beyond Saving". Complete.

Saving Mizuki - The Path from being a traitor to becoming a good man is not a short or an easy one. In Progress.


Time Mixup 'Verse:

Time Mixup - Four travelers from four different timelines travel back in time and find themselves in the same timeline. Later, an accidentally time traveling Gaara adds himself into the mix. In Progress.

The Exam- The story Gaara alludes to in Time Mixup when he tells Naruto about the time the Rokudaime Hokage entered the Chunin Exams. Complete.


Consequences 'Verse:

The Consequences of Drunken Experiments- (series of Oneshots) Orochimaru does a series of experiments while under the influence of a variety of substances. In Progress.

Chickenzilla - Orochimaru's giant fire breathing chicken escapes, adopts Naruto, and derails the Uchiha Massarce. In Progress

Nature - (drabble) the clones Orochimaru made for himself are...slightly less than optimal. Complete


Companion Stories that start out nearly identical and then diverge:

Sharingan Rats - Naruto also awakens the Sharingan in Wave during the battle on the bridge. As he and Sasuke are getting used to being family, they discover that the rest of the clan has been reborn as rats that infest the Uchiha Clan Compound. In Progress.

Uzumaki and Uchiha - Naruto awakens the Sharingan in Wave during the battle on the bridge. Instead of getting a clan reborn as rats, he has to deal with a crazy several times great Uncle, and a rather possessive third cousin who acts like he's his mother or something. In Progress.

Karin and the Other Uzumaki - When Karin decides to call Naruto out about using the Uzumaki clan name, she discovers much to her surprise that Naruto is actually an Uzumaki, and therefore kin. In Progress.

A Blond and a Redhead Walk into a Chunin Exam - Karin calls Naruto out about the Uzumaki name and discovers much to her surprise that he is kin. In this universe however, Karin did not yet serve Orochimaru, and her family had not yet died. In Progress.


Star Wars:

The Fett Twins 'Verse:

The Fett Twins - Boba Fett witnesses the birth of Luke and Leia when he goes to Polis Massa to get his broken arm fixed. He sits on the information of their existence for six years, until he decides to remove them from the Jedi's grasp and raise them himself. Leia is eventually stolen back by Bail Organa who has her memory of her time with her brother and their adoptive father Boba Fett erased. Things happen, and a pair of Skywalker twins who have been raised to be bounty hunters get caught up in the war between the Rebellion and the Empire. In Progress.

Growing Up Fett - Tales in the lives of Luke and Leia as they grow up in the care of the notorious bounty hunter Boba Fett. In Progress.


The Lena Fett 'Verse:

Daughter - (Oneshot) Jango adopts a custom made kid that some wealthy jerk shoved into his arms when he decides he doesn't want it. Boba is less than amused. Complete.

Little Sister - (Oneshot) Boba tries and fails to get rid of his little sister so it could go back to being just him and his dad. Jango is less than amused. Complete.

25 Almost Great Escapes - Lena is brought to the Jedi Temple after the battle of Geonosis. The order decides to keep the child, and she decides to escape. In Progress.


Harry Potter:

Tommy Black 'Verse:

A Small Tale From the Grand Epic Called History- Alastor Moody finds himself listening to a story about a future where Harry Potter went mad and destroyed the world. The one telling it? Harry's half-cousin, Thomas James Black. Complete.

Rewriting the Tale - Despite the fact that it has been tried a million times before and may very well be futile, Thomas tries to change the future. Moody hovers in the background waiting to either provide help or destroy Harry if he shows signs of the madness that caused the destruction of everything. In Progress.


Jareth Potter 'Verse:

Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone- During a chance meeting at the bank, Jareth, King of the Goblins, is reunited with his illegitimate grandson. In Progress. Sequels will be forthcoming.


Minuet 'Verse:

Minuet- (Drabble) In the wizarding world, spelling mistakes often lead to free entertainment. Complete.

Minuet II - (Drabble) Spelling mistakes can also lead to the creation of some rather unfortunate magical creatures. Complete


Misc. Series:

Self Insert - (Oneshot) The Author pokes her nose into the Harry Potter universe and Dumbledore decides to have some fun with his new student. Hey! Mind out of the gutter! Complete.

Self Insert II -(Oneshot) The Author pokes her nose into the Naruto universe and just about gets it bitten off. Complete.

SelfInsert III - (Oneshot) The Author pokes her nose into the Dresden Files 'verse and amazingly survives longer than average. Complete.

Self Insert IV - (Oneshot) The author pokes her nose into the Criminal Minds universe, and finds herself in a rather sticky - and not to mention bloody - situation. Complete.

Self Insert V - (Oneshot) The Author is press-ganged into an army when she pokes her nose into the Supernatural 'verse. Complete.

Self Insert VI - (Oneshot) The Author believes herself to be in hell when she finds herself at Shadyside High in the early '90s. Complete.

Self Insert VII - (Oneshot) The Author regrets the special powers she wakes up with when she finds herself on Babylon 5. Complete.

Self Insert VIII - (Oneshot) The Author has a brief encounter with the Doctor that comes to a terminal end. Complete.

Self Insert IX - (Oneshot) The Author wakes up to discover that she is an elfling, and that being such isn't all fun and games. Complete.

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The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,491 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: 2/13/2011
In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke finds a boy that looks exactly like his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other lookalikes begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 159 - Words: 717,468 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Ino Y., Karin
Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 455,262 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
But I AM Madara! by Kyong Kybis reviews
13 year-old Madara was just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village and why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? At least, he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face which is stuck on a mountain and reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,597 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory - on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,062 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,251 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,588 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,359 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,012 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/2/2010
What it takes to be Hokage by Solara Myles reviews
Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,751 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/31 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 143,255 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 297,804 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/6/2009
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A SCA Girl in Middle Earth by Vaneria Potter reviews
People from the 21st Century drop into Middle-Earth and despite total inexperience, fit right in and are thrilled to be there. Not this time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,842 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/6/2011
Benten's lesson by Melanippos reviews
Sesshoumaru angers and offends a goddess. In retribution she decides he is in need in a lesson of humility and decides on Kagome's knowledge of unusual foreign literature as the means of exacting an education on the both of them.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 93,892 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,422 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
The Daddy Thing by Obsessive Child reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,789 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even. Not a Slash. Occasional references of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Meeting Like This by FettsOnTop reviews
Once upon an AU, the bounty hunter got the princess. The revised and expanded edition of the original 2010 story.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,672 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Boba Fett, Leia O. - Complete
Jaina's Trip by amthyst-fire reviews
When three and a half year old Jaina Solo decides she doesn't want to do what she's told, what will happen to her when she accidentally flow walks into the past?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,888 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Jaina S., Darth Vader
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Those Who Help Us Most to Grow by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Travels through time and space inevitably lead you to the people who shape you into who you are. A series of 50 vignettes/drabbles featuring Jamie McCrimmon's interactions with various characters in the Whoniverse, some canon interactions, and some requiring a stretch of the imagination, eventually both Classic & New Who. Also, expect the Second Doctor to be prominently featured.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 65,011 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Jamie M., 2nd Doctor - Complete
Home by LilahKat reviews
There are a few things left to fix and someone left to take home at the end of Day of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Sarah Jane S., 11th Doctor - Complete
Twirl by Lady Briett reviews
Uchiha Fugaku knows what his fate will soon be: death. But who says fate cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,001 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Itachi U., Fugaku U.
The Unlikely Visitor by Quantumphysica reviews
Thrown into the Void as a bodiless fëa, Sauron hadn't expected to get out there any time soon. No wonder thus that suddenly crashing stark naked into a different world came as a bit of a surprise... Will he cope with the wizarding world, Hogwarts, and the messy Weasley family, or are we in for disaster? Either way, it's gonna be a rough ride...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,379 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ginny W., Sauron - Complete
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
The Powers of Two by aragonite reviews
He was erased from his own memories, and what little he does remember is confusing and contrary. And yet he shaped them all into the versions of himself that survive to this day. A closer look at The Second Doctor, and how very vital he was and will be to them all...even if they can't remember him. Part 12: DEATH IS BUT A DOOR
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,909 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Rassilon - Complete
Baby Madness by Saria19 reviews
Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K.
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else! Now with 62% more sulfur and brimstone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 63,687 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,107 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Marbles by kookyfaun3 reviews
Petunia and Vernon make mistakes. Harry plays with marbles. Marbles become more that just a game, in one little boys hand. NOT SLASH! NO PAIRING!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,434 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011
That Which Survives: A 3rd Doctor ShortTrip by That-Other-Doctor reviews
Set immediately after "The Invasion of the Dinosaurs" with references to Barry Lett's "The Paradise of Death." Something remained after Sarah and the Doctor's mission to Parakon. Something that unites the two of them in ways they never wanted.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Devolution by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Tamper with the deepest mysteries – the source of life, the essence of self – only if prepared for consequences of the most extreme and dangerous kind. It appears that one or more of Lord Voldemort's experiments have worked. A disturbing one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 165,364 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Mudd in Your Eye by Avirra reviews
An AU 'what if' tale based on one simple premise - what if the Enterprise had never come across the S.S. Botany Bay? What if instead the sleeper ship was discovered two years later by Harry Mudd? In answer to one PMed question, this story is not a comedy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 62,774 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Khan S., L. McCoy - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Pollination by Lissy Strata reviews
While touring an alien garden, Peri runs headlong into a cliché.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2013 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
A matter of force by ContraBardus reviews
Start with Harry Potter, change something, and Harry learns to rock. Irreverent, chaotic, and the more movies you've seen, the funnier you're likely to find it. Expect many cammeos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 637,940 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry's life changed that night when two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging. He sets out to protect himself and find his real cousin that he never knew. In the process he manages to learn more about his world and how to help change it into a better one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
While There's Life by Elim9 reviews
The Doctor is on his way back to Earth after a fatal encounter on Metabelis III. Commander Sinclair is on his way back in time to take his place as Valen. Their paths cross briefly in the time vortex. Set near the end of "Planet of the Spiders" and "War Without End." One-shot.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2013 - J. Sinclair, 3rd Doctor - Complete
Three Ways It Might (Not) End by grassyhyuuga reviews
Three possible endings to the series. Kakashi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Month of Sundays by Kara's Aunty reviews
Some love (and other) stories will never be written in the stars. And with good reason ... A series of HP and LoTR/Hobbit/Silmarillion crossover drabbles and vignettes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012
Headbangers by eradicating reviews
Kakashi couldn't help but stare at each one of his students, one at a time, then feel the urge to go to the memorial stone and bang his head against it. Repeatedly. Reincarnation/CRACK/ONESHOT/Probably OOC/Dunno what the hell is going on with the title
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Zack F., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruko U. - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,805 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
The Acute Mastery of Potions by lunakatrina reviews
Gen, takes place during POA. Harry had hoped for years that he'd find non-Dursley relatives, but now he found himself wondering if he'd have rather lived in ignorance. Maybe if he ignored it, the truth would go away! Severitus does not follow challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,482 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Good Intentions: Or the Truth about Elves by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The beliefs and traditions of the wizarding world might not follow the logic of those found in various muggle societies around the world but that does not mean that they should be tossed side in order to conform to one person's ideals. Crack!Fic Pairing: HP/HG with a twist. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Hermione G., Dobby - Complete
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,689 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Meaningless by lilkyonkyon reviews
Even Naruto knew he wasn't the brightest, but heck, it would have taken a friggin genius to figure out why Itachi was allowing him to tag along. Slight Naruto-bashing, all in good nature. Rated for language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Sherlock Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Adhesion by TheGrammarNeurotic reviews
Three adolescent Time Lords and an enormous container of glue. What could possibly go wrong?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - 1st Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Starfish by D'Artag-NOT reviews
NOW COMPLETE. All Marcus meant to do was help one person in a way he could see. He thought it was enough. But it wasn't. Station senior personnel plus original characters. Multi-part story. Takes place after "Ceremonies of Light and Dark".
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,446 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - M. Cole - Complete
The Road Of Life by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which a very bored Hiruzen makes a chronically tardy jounin's life just a little bit better.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Hiruzen S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not Optimal by Sarah1281 reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Daniel's Daughter by Rude's Mom reviews
SG-1's Dr. Jackson has a daughter. She's short, blonde, and a vampire slayer. Too bad nobody told him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 54,940 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Buffy S., D. Jackson
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12056 - Favs: 14,396 - Follows: 13,057 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lost in Translation by Lissy Strata reviews
The TARDIS's translation circuit is sabotaged by small, furry aliens. Then it all goes downhill from there. Featuring One, Susan, Ian, and Barbara.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - 1st Doctor, Barbara W., Ian C., Susan F. - Complete
The Lone Centurion and the Old Man by Fawe reviews
Rory should have gone mad, guarding the Pandorica alone for 1,894 years. But if he had had someone to keep him company, perhaps not.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Highlander - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Rory W., Methos - Complete
After the End by Rismet reviews
Long ago in the forbidden lands once called Amestris, the lives of the people suddenly died out in a night. When Naruto Uzumaki is appointed to a mission to escort Edward Elric, he finds that there is more to Edward Elric the Storyteller than what meets the eye. One-shot. Post Promised Day Manga/Brotherhood
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Naruto U., Edward E. - Complete
What Are You Doing? by ZeroZangetsu reviews
Obito after releasing the Nine-Tails goes to stop his old sensei from using the Dead Demon Consuming Seal and despite the inconsistencies Obito points out, Minato still thinks he is Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Minato N.
ObiTobi by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Obito meets his team at Ichiraku's, and, through a series of events that can only occur with Obito around, he explains who he REALLY is...Tobi of the Akatsuki! Now, Obito must convince his sensei to join Akatsuki, too. Parodies old Akatsuki theories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
Stubby fingers, Snippy answers by redchinese reviews
Heros or villians, neither should be be too late- and thats the only reason left to post-pone the end. Obito-centric and introspective, AU set some time after his defeat.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Dark and Gray by sinemoras09 reviews
The bonds between shinobi. Kakashi, Obito. post-series. AU. Gen. Character Death. Spoilers for chapter 599.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
glitter in the air by kanmuri reviews
We're only half past the point of no return. Obito-centric, spoilers up to chapter 599.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
20,20 by lilkyonkyon reviews
Something was off. It was easy for Neji to tell because he was losing a fight. In which Neji needs glasses. If you liked "Two Birds, One Stone", give this one a go. Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Neji H. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 8,903 - Follows: 8,516 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
An Awfully Big Adventure by HiBob reviews
To learn what might have been. As William Shakespeare once said, "Aye, there's the rub". Not to worry, though. Colin will explain everything.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Peter Pan, Colin C. - Complete
Deputy Morris and the Disappearing Man by Sameuspegasus reviews
It's his second day on the job, and Deputy Morris has been assigned the task of watching Dean Winchester, who is locked in the cells, waiting for the FBI. His instuctions: Do not blink. Do not take your eye off him. Not for a second. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Highlander Ficlets by MarbleGlove reviews
This is a collection of short unrelated Highlander ficlets. Some of them are straight up Highlander, others are crossover.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,416 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Methos - Complete
Quirks and Quarks by Kayka reviews
Aimlessly wandering through space was not on the top of Kagome's and Sesshoumaru's shared list of priorities. Drabble Series. *Dokuga Awards: Best Action Adventure, 1st quarter 2011 Nominee; Best Humor/Parody Nominee, 4th quarter 2010* ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Only Once by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Only once had Kisame let himself get attached, and that once definitely knew how to leave a lasting impression. Then again, perhaps it had been Kisame's own fault for liking puzzles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Frigid by PragmaticHominid reviews
When King Cold and his sons disappeared on Earth, no one in the Empire dared to investigate, for fear of provoking the monster who had destroyed them. Decades later, the last member of Cold's family - dying and with nothing to lose - means to learn more.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,811 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Goku, Android 17 - Complete
We Two Alone by shoreleave reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Leonard McCoy thinks he has nothing in common with command-track cadet Jim Kirk, until a series of events forces them together. When a training mission derails into a seemingly hopeless situation, both have to learn to trust each other to survive.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,426 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Save Me From The Nightmares by sleepling reviews
The Doctor finds a toddler in a NYC alley, lost and suffering from bad dreams.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - 4th Doctor, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Side Effect by chandy reviews
An angsty explanation for why Murdock seems to have such an affinity for gum.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Murdock, Face - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Star and Three Quarters by May Eve reviews
He thought it was rather odd, to be tired for sleeping, but it was a pleasantly normal 'odd' for Harry – or it was, until a few hours turned into a few centuries. For Abby Ebon. No pairings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., J. Kirk - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
This Could Get Lonely by Water Mage reviews
Sirius Black fell through what most know as the Veil, but some call it the Outer Gates. This is his exile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Truth Bites by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Monster, homunculus. A beast appears out of nothing in the East. Roy is confronted with the possibility that it's a new homunculus. What are it's plans, and is it truly a threat? Post FMA Manga, Pein-battle Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,889 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U., Roy M. - Complete
Marry Me by Reigen Doki reviews
Eight times Jim and Spock accidentally got engaged, one time they almost did and totally knew it, and one time they really got engaged, but in a completely straight way. Sort of Jim/Spock but really not at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Postage Due by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
It wasn't the first time he had tried to form an alliance between their clans, and unless this try succeeded it wouldn't be the last time, either. A brief look into the correspondence between two of the most powerful shinobi in the history of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
B-Arking Up the Wrong Hometree by Qoheleth reviews
You know the one question you wanted to ask all through the movie, right? Well, what if it didn't actually have an answer?
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Grace A., Parker S. - Complete
Hey Little World! by smrt1 reviews
God has a weird sense of humor. Post-apocalypse, Team Free Will gets a reward: an all-expenses-paid trip to the world of Harry Potter! As eleven year olds. Typical.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
Dream a Little Dream of Me by bookwrm0706 reviews
One night, Sam's dream takes an unexpected turn.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The First Step is Fatal by Qilin reviews
Harry enters Hogwarts under strange circumstances where he is sorted into Slytherin. Not what he expected when he fell down the stairs and died at home on Dudley's eleventh birthday. Possession would have been Harry's last guess at a second chance.AU1styr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,089 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
You can't spell functional without fun by Madam Mimm reviews
Whatever happened to make Sam so terrified of clowns? It happened a long time ago, in a Plucky's, in Northern Ohio. Of course, he doesn't remember, but Gabriel does. Friendship, guardian, not slash. Based on 7.14 Wee!chesters, GuardianAngel!Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Don't Blink? No Problem by Evenmoor reviews
Castiel meets a Weeping Angel. It's not a fair fight.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Weeping Angels, Castiel - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stargate Reopened by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Joint fic with Keiran Halcyon and Wolf of Dawn. An AU reimagination of Stargate SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,256 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010
Lies On Lies by Spirit Speaker reviews
Massey wasn't the only one with something to hide. "Self-Fullfilling Prophecy" 100-word drabble.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Jonathan O. - Complete
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Black Doctor by mapplepie reviews
TGG. Ghost Sherlock watched as the paramedics pronounced him dead. But John, confident as ever, clutched on tightly to his limp, pale body, refusing to admit it. Necromancer!John
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Gambit Pileup by MarbleGlove reviews
the only bank-robbery hostage worse than Arthur is Methos
Crossover - Highlander & Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Methos, Arthur - Complete
Perspective by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ice Cream by Smoochynose reviews
Roy Mustang saw no harm in treating the kid to an ice-cream. Then he mentioned the main ingridient.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
True Friendship by ShivaVixen reviews
"Yesterday brought the Beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle, we became the best of friends." Author Unknown. In Need and Deed Sequel. Events are in motion that will bring together a crew that once became a legend. Crew fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,009 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime - Complete
It's the shinobi life for us by Davros reviews
Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,837 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ranma
House Hunting by SweetChi reviews
Hunting in Princeton Plainsboro is not recommended...
Crossover - House, M.D. & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
The Voyage of the Starship Hedwig by Ynyr reviews
Just before her death Sybill Trelawney makes one last prophecy: to prevent a magical genocide Harry Potter must leave the Earth, and find a new home for his people around a distant star.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,181 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
If You Give a Methos a Muffin by mandassina reviews
Who knew breakfast with Methos could turn into an all-day affair? T for mild language. Best if you know If You Give a Moose a Muffin or watch one of the videos mentioned in the author's note first. With apologies to Laura Joffe Numeroff.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Methos, Duncan - Complete
Bowties, Hats and Paradoxes by Purple Butter reviews
The Eleventh Doctor gets an unexpected visitor in his TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, 2nd Doctor - Complete
Careful What You Ask For by inkvoices reviews
At the beginning of Hounds of the Baskervilles Sherlock gets a lot of requests. Aziraphale and Crowley ask if he can help them find the Antichrist.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
A Deeper Shade of Green by AshlarKithkanan reviews
Crowley refused to remember his dreams.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/22/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Death of an Evil One by Lady FoxFire reviews
How far would you go to save your way of life, your magic and your life and that of your people? - Warning - Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
In Need & Deed by ShivaVixen reviews
"There are friends who pretend to be friends, then there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother." Proverbs 18:24. In an Alternate Universe, Spock and Kirk meet as teens, and prove this to be true to Vulcans, Humans, and anyone else in their way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,995 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the New Normal by alikat522 reviews
Bad things happen. Life gets strange. Dudley tries to carve out a little bit of normality in a world that has gone mad around him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,167 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Dudley D. - Complete
Minato vs Arashi, Wait WHAT! by TigerInTheMoonlight reviews
When canon-story Minato Namikaze and fan-named Arashi Kazama battle for the title of Yondaime, things are sure to get interesting...Some swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Minato N., Yondaime U. - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas by chinquix reviews
For the Good Omens Exchange: 'Aziraphale and Crowley in some kind of traditional Christmas story setting'.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Sniper Contest, Booth VS Gibbs by Aussie-Samurai reviews
Booth and Gibbs decide to have a competition over who is a better sniper.
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, S. Booth - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 184 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 6,035 - Follows: 1,146 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Yes Hokage by Nelarun reviews
Kakashi stares at the baby that he is told to leave and like the good Shinobi he is, he murmurs 'Yes Hokage,' walks from the nursery and doesn't look back.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Not a Senju by evil genus reviews
because sometimes the Naruto verse takes 'destiny' a little too serious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Night of the Living Turkeys by INMH reviews
CRACK. Gabriel does his good deed for the month. Kali watches.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Gabriel, Kali - Complete
You Can't Stay Blind by Uozumi reviews
Time can be rewritten and the Doctor faces one of the prices for such revisions.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, Crowley - Complete
The Homicidal Castle Dweller by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way to visit a very old professor Sheldon is certain is wrong about something, he and Raj run into a closed road and no wifi. Fortunately, there was a castle a few miles back and someone there should be able to give them directions to Dr. Scott.
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Frank N. Furter, Sheldon C. - Complete
One Thing Leads to Another by Avirra reviews
Los Angeles - Manditory retirement from the field is about to do what T.H.R.U.S.H. couldn't - break up the team of Solo/Kuryakin. But L.A. is the new home to a team that's just beginning. What happens when the Men from U.N.C.L.E. and A-Team collide?
Crossover - A-Team & Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
Locks by ApproximatelyPrecise reviews
Young Sherlock Holmes steals a lock picking kit. All the locked doors in his house are hard to resist, but will he like what he finds behind them? T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,205 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Death and Times Of Thackery Binx by midnightluck reviews
You can take the boy out of the cat, but, apparently, you can't take the cat out of the boy.
Crossover - NCIS & Hocus Pocus - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tim M., Thackery B./Binx - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 259 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Funayuurei by Akatsuki210 reviews
Danzou sits in his darkened house, listening for a knock on his door that he hopes will never come. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Danzō S., Shisui U. - Complete
Bad Pennies by midnightluck reviews
Team Gibbs starts investigating a new case, only to come across some familiar faces. Well, kind of familiar faces. To some of them, anyway. In which nothing is actually investigated and Gibbs is Very Not Happy, Just On General Principles.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
How to Make a Cup of Tea, by Dr J Watson by Phorcys reviews
To first make a cup of tea, you must have a tea pot unfortunately the last time John saw the tea pot it was filled with hazardous waste. Comic gen
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Voice of Shawn by Somilge reviews
Shawn Spencer, psychic detective, pineapple enthusiast, one time foot and ankle model and, apparently, vessel to the Voice of God, Metatron. That last one was not going on his resume any time soon.
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,673 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Gabriel, Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Do Not Try These Techniques At Home by demishka reviews
Gabriel plays a trick on Crowley to help him loosen up. Unfortunately it backfires and turns them both into Chihuahuas. That wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't ended up in Sioux Falls where there seems to be a lot of dogs turning up dead.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Crowley, Gabriel - Complete
Worst Mission Ever by WynterSky reviews
There are few worse things for a genin team than cat-catching or weeding or picking up litter. Team 7 just got stuck with one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Purpose by xxUchihacest reviews
Drabble. Oneshot. Itachi babysits Sasuke on the night of the Kyuubi attack on the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Services by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. The aliens may not have exterminated humanity, but they sure wrecked a lot of our stuff... or did they?
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Independence Day - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
The Black Dog and the Realm of Death by Koros reviews
ONESHOT. Sirius Black meets Methos. Neither are impressed.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Methos, Sirius B. - Complete
A Good Coat for a Good Man by freckles-knows reviews
An 11 year old Sherlock meets the 10th Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
An Ingenious Plan by secooper87 reviews
Ten. Chained to Three. Naked. With Cake. And the Master. Gallifrey is gone, and so are the spare parts shops that the Doctor needs to fix up his Tardis. Luckily, he's found a way to deal with that!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - 10th Doctor, 3rd Doctor - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
The Way Things Could Have Been by WynterSky reviews
In another world, Sasuke is born first. character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Garganta by rukia-neesan reviews
Daniel has had some pretty weird First Contact experiences, but this one definitely takes the cake. Slight spoilers for the Hueco Mundo arc.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2011 - D. Jackson - Complete
The Trouble With Castiel by anicat68 reviews
Story takes place immediately following 6.22. What to do when faced with a new and better god who may be about to explode? Buy some time, of course...but who knew it would all end in furballs?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - J. Kirk, Castiel - Complete
Becoming by sinemoras09 reviews
Spare the child, for what he says are lies. Yashamaru-centric. Yashamaru, Gaara. Gen. Spoilers for chapter 548.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Yashamaru, Gaara - Complete
Ground and Centre by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
For as long as he can remember, Remus Lupin has been coming to Mr Fell's bookshop. Crossover with Good Omens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by Dragongirl16 reviews
20 years after Harry defeated Voldemort, a new Dark Lord rose in the Europe. When all is lost, and his family being killed before his very eyes, to what lengths would Harry go to change the future? Time Travel AU COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,012 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
When You Least Expect It by INMH reviews
One of the longer days of Leroy Jethro Gibbs' life before earning a peek behind the curtain.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Fate/Atropos - Complete
Exchange Program by Afalstein reviews
Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
Saturday Morning Ritual by torchwoodtimelord reviews
Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a strict routine for his Saturday mornings. What starts as a programming error turns into quite a surprise.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sheldon C. - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 192 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Unwilling Recruitee by Doppler Effect reviews
The White Council sends two Wardens to recruit someone they've already tried to recruit. Despite the warnings they were given, they weren't ready for Gibbs. T for language and White Court mention.
Crossover - NCIS & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, D. Morgan - Complete
10: Bought Online By Mistake by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
Sally Sparrow only owns 17 DVDs. Casa Erotica 13 is one of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
The Wrong Week To Quit Smoking by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
Twenty years ago during the Apocal-oops-never-mind-we'll-come-back-later, a flaming Bentley flew over the heads of several officers from the Met, who were manning a rather ineffective roadblock at the time. One of those officers was a young Greg Lestrade.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2011 - A. Crowley, DI Lestrade - Complete
Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper by Sarah1281 reviews
Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a pyschic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Out of Time by tinypinkmouse reviews
Stuck in a strange world, injured, helpless and without a penny to his name, Harry doesn't have much choice about accepting whatever help he's offered. Even if that help comes from one overly suspicious John Winchester.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., John W. - Complete
The Real Memory by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Voldemort strikes and Harry falls. When he comes back to himself he isn't at Kings Cross with Dumbledore. Instead he's at the Dursleys, going to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,566 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by San Antonio Rose reviews
Purgatory's not the only untapped repository of souls out there. And this one might just change the whole ballgame. (AU, spoilers of a sort for 6.19-22)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Tobi Tales by FrescaPower reviews
A series of completely nonsensical stories starring everyone's favorite masked Akatsuki member. Chapter 12 is up! Yes, I FINALLY updated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Obito U./Tobi
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
A Case of Mistaken Identity by Oneiriad reviews
The real reason why the various aliens stopped visiting Earth... crack-ish.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Tobi vs Madara by iflip4dolphins reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Beta Beware by Partly reviews
Face beta-reads Murdock's fic.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Face, Murdock - Complete
Silence will fall by CrazyC00kie reviews
Why does Crowley's hand flash red? A short Canton!Crowley crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Crowley - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu by Diresquirrel reviews
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 210 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 317 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Paying Rent by ncfan reviews
-Hiashi, Tsunade- Tsunade has something she wants to discuss with Hiashi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hiashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Empty Houses by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
"What's on here is a body, and that body can be useful to me. If it's difficult for you to see, then in the future you can wait outside."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Pond, or, A Timely Rescue by libraflyter reviews
Doctor Who/bbc!Sherlock crossover. What happened after the screen went dark on The Great Game. Crack!fic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H. - Complete
House Pride by SCWLC reviews
A very interesting diary is found and turns the perception of the Houses of Hogwarts upside-down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Dean T., Salazar S. - Complete
Three Mornings by ImpishTubist reviews
Killer Christmas trees. Possessed mannequins. Spaceships falling from the sky. Over the course of three mornings in 2007, John Watson begins to suspect that perhaps spending Christmas in London isn't the best of ideas.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, John W. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Drive by the ersatz diplomat reviews
A man's car says a lot about who he is.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2011 - H. Dresden, Ebenezer M. - Complete
The Family Business Chronicle by PaBurke reviews
Challenge: Sam is looking for something in Dean's duffel bag and finds out something totally unexpected about Dean.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sam W., J. Gideon - Complete
Joke's on You by Silent Magi reviews
Sometimes it only takes one bad day, let's find out what happens after Naruto had one bad day too many, and how Konoha will cope.
Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,361 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - The Joker, Naruto U.
Interregnum by PlaidButterfly reviews
Trooper CC-9705, called Fiver, finds himself pulled into a scheme for Darth Vader's benefit.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Darth Vader - Complete
A Tisket A Tasket by PurpleCarpetsAgainstViolence reviews
Season 6. After a run-in with a witch the boys end up de-aged. Now Bobby is left to take care of two ten-year olds. One of whom doesn't have a soul, one is pissed at the world in general. And it's not like Crowley cares about their little inconveniene.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Bobby S., Dean W.
Five ways McGee never got caught as a Watcher by Morange reviews
What it says on the tin. Five ways the secret never came out, from Gibbs interupting a challenge clean up to Abby finding a pretty tattoo on Timmy ;
Crossover - Highlander & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Tim M.
Sake? by bj21 reviews
Ever wondered why Tsunade is such a heavy drinker? Well this is may explain why... XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Flaw in the Plan by Darm reviews
Vernon Dursley learns that abandoning his nephew is not as simple as he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Vernon D., Harry P. - Complete
Hidden Grace by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
There's a reason no one can find Michael. Oh yeah, and Dean's not just a Vessel. AU. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
What if Changing Channels by Katy M VT reviews
What if the Trickster put Sam and Dean into Highlander? Chapter 3 of 3 up.
Crossover - Highlander & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Duncan, Dean W. - Complete
Doghouse by Tramontana reviews
Murdock's really good at doing impressions. Face is really good at laughing at them. They're both really good at getting themselves into trouble. A bit of friend-y humor. Silly but enjoyable. PG for one or two mild swear words.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Murdock, Face - Complete
Big Brother D by trip-trap reviews
Some are born big brothers; some have big-brother-ness thrust upon him. Dudley's the latter, and the best you could say is he's grudging about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,020 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
To Argentina, Without Love by SimoneSez reviews
The A-Team is hired to go to South America to track down a former Nazi officer. When they arrive, they discover that another "team" is after the same target... but for them, it's not business, it's personal. Crossover with Hogan's Heroes.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,960 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Bleeding by Lynse reviews
Another family murdered, and another case for the CBI that Jane's determined to close. But this one isn't quite what it seems—-something apparently confirmed by the presence of one Doctor John Smith who insists that he's the only one who can sort things.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,819 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
While Shepherds Washed Their Socks by Night by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley celebrate Christmas. Archangel-on-the-lam Gabriel tags along. Because, you know, I had to write Xmas fic. Complete.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
A Christmas Carol for the Tone Deaf by CalamityJim reviews
In E Minor. Sending a ghost to bring holiday cheer to a hunter may have been the worst idea since electrified tooth brush. Satire on A Christmas Carol.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Gigantic Joke by Melaszka reviews
A skit on the final scene of The Great Game. Very juvenile and silly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,203 - Follows: 3,913 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas Castiel Syle by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean and Sam recieve the gifts from the song - the twelve days of christmas - from a not so mysterious source. Fluff/Funny
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Insinuations by Please.Insert.Name reviews
Harry's encounter with Tom in the chamber never really went according to plan...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Finally by Commander Zia reviews
Sequel to White Wall Irony. "You knew this would happen." Obito says shakily, and the man doesn't bother to deny it, doesn't even ask what he's talking about. "I did."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Catastrophe by NeSiQuis reviews
Crack, one-shot fic. In a training session, Zack decides to try out a new materia he found. No pairings, just everyone's favourite First Class SOLDIERs caught up in Zack's mayhem-causing ways.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Zack F., Kunsel - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Longest Fall by tfn-fanficfan reviews
A brief look at why the most evil and feared man in the galaxy, wasn't.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2010 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8329 - Favs: 9,442 - Follows: 7,003 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Ever This Day by Mirrordance reviews
A series of one-shots of Dean as seen through the eyes of his overburdened, self-appointed guardian angel. Chapter 3 is set after Abandon All Hope: Jo Harvelle, Ana and Castiel have all – at some point - heard Dean Winchester's best line.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
God Save The Queen by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When The Bough Breaks by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Severus S., Sherlock H. - Complete
When All Is Said And Done by spacemonkey69 reviews
Once the war is over, Michael finds himself faced with a disappointed Father and only one solution: convince Castiel and Dean Winchester to have sex. Crack, utter crack. Written during Season 4
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Balancing Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,171 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 2,691 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Crossing the River Styx by Akatsuki210 reviews
Shinobi don't let anything prevent them from protecting their precious people. Anything. One assassin is about to find this out the hard way. One shot, minor manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Pausing to Smell the Roses by MarbleGlove reviews
A single scene: Fifty years later there's a prison, a guard, and roses. Susan has no regrets. updated 4/9/11
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
A Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus by SwissMiss1 reviews
How a Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus Saved Anthony Goldstein's Butt. One-shot, gen, written for and won harrypotter las Challenge 5: ' character has a cold'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Anthony G., Michael C. - Complete
The Winchester Guide to Life, the Universe, et al by Catslynw reviews
Dean knows how the world should run, just ask him. Better yet, listen in as he tells the angels out there what to do and where to get off. Rule #1 - Don’t be a dick with wings. Rule #2 – When you resurrect…
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
That Thing Called Fan Fiction by kasey8473 reviews
Extremely AU Takes place after 'The Monster at the End of this Book'. Ch. 1: For fun, Dean messes with the Supernatural fan girls using badly written PWPs. Complete
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dear Kunsel by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Cloud S., Kunsel - Complete
Heaven Is A Place Where Nothing Ever Happens by Thorny Hedge reviews
Belly up to Ash's Bar for a shot of redemption.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ash, Ava - Complete
A thing happens by Bailey Matutine reviews
Something happens and some people will be happy while others will not. Summary sucks on purpose because I personally hate each and every one of you.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Buffy S., Angelus - Complete
To The Limit by LifeWriter reviews
AU. Inoue Orihime can reject reality. Aizen Sousuke thinks he is a god. In the week between Orihime's capture and her 'rescue', Hueco Mundo gets turned upside-down. Oneshot, crack.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/12/2010 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
The Clinton Street Car Crash by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Clark Kent being best friends with Lex Luthor? Meeting Lois Lane as a teenager? Who the hell is Chloe Sullivan! Someone's messing with Superman's timeline. The Time Lords used to prevent this. But, sadly, there's only one of those left these days.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,614 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - 10th Doctor, Clark K./Superman - Complete
Angst! Angst! Angst! by Suededonym reviews
Something is seriously wrong with Castiel, and it is not what you think. Rebelling, listening to crappy music, wearing copious amounts of black... Insanity and quasi-brotherly angst will ensue. NOT a slash fic! Spoilers through Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Castiel, Dean W.
They What! by fakescorpion reviews
Part#3, a sequel to Hunters Hunted. What were their reactions when they discovered the true identities of the ones they just made friends with? Who were 'they? Read to find out.
Crossover - Boondock Saints & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
The Rebel and His Cause by Gabi Howard reviews
His Queen is dead, his country in ruins and John Watson is left in the unenviable position of trying to patch things up under the eyes of an immortal dictator.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Martha J., John W. - Complete
Hollow by JennMel reviews
Obi-Wan has always had a secret. And Qui-Gon could not, must not, ever know. If he did, then they would never even make it to Tatooine, let alone deal with the rest to come. One perfect possible future, that's all Obi-Wan needed to achieve...that's all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Two Thirds by NHPW reviews
Once upon a time in 2238, two young cadets had an unfortunate confrontation in the Earthforce Academy mess hall. There are no coincidences.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - J. Sheridan, J. Sinclair - Complete
Five Times the SGC Annoyed John Watson and by caffinebunny reviews
...One Time They Helped Him Annoy the Holmes Brothers. Exactly what the title says. For a secret military outfit that isn't even controlled by his country, John Watson sure runs into the SGC a lot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2010 - John W. - Complete
Cooperation by BrookMctirre reviews
Cooperation- 1 the act of working or acting together to achieve a common goal or 2 help provided by doing what is asked or required. Is it possible for the FBI and NCIS to cooperate and discover the reason why one of their own was killed? GEN
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Not The Reunion I Was Hoping For by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The Doctor wasn't expecting a blonde woman in a suit to burst into the TARDIS and tell him he was real. Reunion fic. Response to Jessa L'Rynn's January #1 and February #2 2009 challenges. 1st in the Reunion 'verse. Complete!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,966 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
For the Plot by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
Everyone knows what Kakashi's favorite series is! But what if the reason he reads them is a little different than everyone thinks it is? Short and funny and a little crackish. But only a little.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
We Just Call It A Stick! by TheGryfter reviews
Silly little script-form one-shot. I just thought... what would the dialogue be like if Dean was teaching Castiel how to drive? In the Impala? That's right! R&R Please!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Methos and the Doctor by Kerr Avonsen reviews
The world's oldest Immortal and a time-travelling alien. Surely they would meet? But not in the right order. A set of vigniettes showing glimpses of their encounters.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Methos
Black Sheep of the Family by ResolutionFromDespair reviews
Castiel doesn't really understand that when Dean says he wants to be left alone with his new family, he wants to be left alone. Set between the fifth and sixth seasons. Crack!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ben B., Castiel - Complete
Drag Queen Mishap by gungnirburst reviews
However good his intentions were at the start, one thing was certainly clear. He should have never let Aeris talk him into dressing like a girl in the first place. [AR. Reno/Cloud. Crossdressing!Cloud.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Reno, Cloud S.] Aerith G. - Complete
A Life Turned Upside Down by Williams reviews
The summer before his sith year Harry finds that Dumbledore isn't the nice guy he protrays. His parents who were thought to be dead return from hiding and he's not happy. Independpowerful Harry. AU and characters will be OC.No Slash, No Flames Please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,958 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rock of Ages by Amberdreams reviews
E/O Drabble Challenge: word count 100 Challenge word: Rock Warnings: Season 5 tag Castiel has some strange keepsakes from his time on earth. Apologies for the extreme early posting but I am away from Saturday morning in the internet wilderness...:D
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Castiel - Complete
The Janitor of ShinRa by TheAllBeing reviews
What if the head janitor of ShinRa Headquarters hadn't been on vacation the night Sephiroth butchered everyone in the building? Rated for language, drug references, violence and utter stupidity. My first published fic. Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sephiroth
Karma by ellemarchen reviews
You think it's karma because it's the only possible explanation that such a horrible human could be wearing your most precious person's face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Madara U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Bad Blood by Madman007 reviews
An AU version of how Luke left Tatooine. Luke goes back home after almost twenty years with his new fiancee, Mara Jade, to ask an important question.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Luke S., Owen L. - Complete
Danse Macabre by FaithLestrange reviews
As Methos comes to terms with the possibility of the actual Biblical Apocalypse and what that means for him, the Winchesters have to come to terms with the fact the Death is just some guy who would sooner share a beer with you than kill you.
Crossover - Highlander & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,764 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Methos
Off the WAL by Invisible Ranger reviews
Remember that list "101 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart?" What if Murdock got his hands on that list? A little bit of Face and Murdock drabble fluff. ATSB Quick Pick "Wall."
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Face, Murdock - Complete
Notes by Takada Saiko reviews
Face is caught by Dr. Richter while attempting to spring Murdock from the VA and Richter has a few questions... R&R
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Face, Murdock - Complete
It's a Witch! by MoonClaimed reviews
Ed tells Mustang the story of how Hoenheim spread Alchemy across the nations after the destruction of Xerxes. Post-series. Manga-verse. Complete and utter CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hoenheim, Edward E. - Complete
Four Rivals Who Were Almost Good Enough by MoonClaimed reviews
The road leading to the Hand of God is endless, but in that headlong rush down the same road, Hikaru met those who, for a short time, ran abreast of him.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Icebox by ShiningMoon reviews
COMPLETE. Raditsu, Bardock, and Nappa reflect on an adventure borne from immense boredom in Hell.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,269 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bardock, Nappa - Complete
Closet by Soyna reviews
Cloud discovers that Reno was snooping around his closet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Say it Again, Sam by Roseveare reviews
Sam, Dean, Castiel, and the pitfalls of discussing entities who manifest upon being named three times.
Crossover - Diana Wynne Jones & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
If Danzo Was Truly a Threat by Kuno-Baby reviews
What would happen if Danzo was truly a threat to the ninja village he resides in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Danzō S. - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Selena reviews
Sometimes meeting each other in the wrong order means you know just what to listen for. Guinan and the Doctor through the centuries.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Guinan, 10th Doctor - Complete
Hand Prints by thisisnotmeredithandraven reviews
Sam accidentally discovers Dean's other permanent angel hickeys.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
The Reset Button by Mistress Nika reviews
What's that big red button do?" Naruto hits the universe's reset button, accidentally and repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Syndicated SciFi Show, expanded by claudiapriscus reviews
Slightly AU for Changing Channels: The Trickster dumps Sam and Dean into Stargate: SG1. They dare to hope they're being allowed a breather episode. After all, it's some sort of fantasy archaeology show, sure to be nice and boring.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,675 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
iSwear by Nialon reviews
Castiel has a bit of a problem. One-shot. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
Personal Space by Dizzo reviews
Poor Castiel gets it wrong again. Dean gets cross. Sam gets pizza.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Coyotes, Dodos and Bumblebees by stupidpenname reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley ponder an age old question. How the he- how in heav- how on earth do Angels and Demons have the ability to fly? Non-slash but hopefully good drunkard fun. One-Shot.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Who Am I Today? by deanangst reviews
Face and Murdock are alot alike.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Face, Murdock - Complete
Use As Directed by Amiable Loner reviews
The team gets a laugh at Face's expense.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Ignoring The Universe by The Fink reviews
A CSI and a Federal Agent walk into a bar...
Crossover - CSI & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Nick S., Tony D. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13825 - Favs: 6,529 - Follows: 4,949 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Riding the L by Perspicacity reviews
A short bit of speculation on how the events at the end of Changes play out. Contains spoilers for Changes, by Jim Butcher. Buy his book and read it before you read this.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2010 - H. Dresden - Complete
Daddy's Home by PurpleMoon3 reviews
There's a difference between discorporation and death, Lucifer should have known that. Odin wakes up to a very different Loki.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Bushido: Way of the Warrior by Zhenzao reviews
They were never supposed to meet; Naruto, the lonely Jinchuriki of Konoha & Kisame of the Akatsuki & yet, a chance encounter between the two sets a phrophecy in motion. Only time will tell whether Naruto will be a saviour or a destroyer. -AU- Pls. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,304 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kisame H.
The Cereal Killer Files by Invisible Ranger reviews
B.A. finds himself playing host to an unwelcome houseguest. More B.A. and Murdock shenanigans. Response to the ATSB "Same But Different" Challenge.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/27/2010 - BA, Murdock - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash. Part 2 continued in "Tightrope."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,026 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 4,280 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Gavotte by Aibari reviews
Aziraphale is teaching Castiel how to dance.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - A. Crowley, Dean W. - Complete
Laundry by Aesculap reviews
Is that really Castiel doing laundry or is Dean just slowly going mad? Drabble set early S5
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Diary Trouble by Fragorl reviews
Tom Riddle is delighted to find another victim writing in his diary...but this one seems strangely knowledgable about his life. with a sinking feeling Tom faces the fangirlish Mary Sue who seems convinced that he is her sweetheart.. TR/V and Mary Sue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Highlanders, Horsemen, Remixes & Low Humor by Gojirob reviews
From the dim and distant past to the even more dim and distant present, the friends, allies and enemies of Duncan Macleod can thrill us, but they can also make us laugh, just a bit.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Duncan, Methos
Different by Jackilyn Hughes reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have a few drinks and muse on the meanings and capabilities of Love. Double-drabble.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Eleven Doctors of Christmas by ninewood reviews
A Christmas story that I wrote last year based on the 12 Days of Christmas.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
What Crowley did in emergencies by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
A list of what our favourite demon does in emergencies. Summaries are not a specialty of mine, please R&R.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
About A Boy by Quillslinger reviews
On chakra colors and bad haircuts. In the mountains of Kirigakure, two ANBU captains meet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shisui U., Ao - Complete
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Retcon by TwinEnigma reviews
As the Time War rages, the Valeyard feels like he's going completely mad. Spoilers for the Ultimate Foe, slight spoilers for Stolen Earth, Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Valeyard, War Doctor - Complete
The Name by BabyStretch reviews
So why is You-Know-Who called He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sock Issues by luvscharlie reviews
Castiel is still adjusting to figuring out humans. He watches with amazement at the Winchester brothers' interactions
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Henge! by mapplepie reviews
The henge-no-jutsu; the greatest threat to ninjas all around -or at least ninjas-in-training. Naruto might just fail the Academy once more because of it. No worrys, though! Shikamaru (reluctantly) to the rescue! What can go wrong with a genius' help?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ye Shall Find by psychochick1 reviews
Castiel finally found God. Playing Skeeball.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Castiel - Complete
ANBU duty by Writing bunny reviews
What assignments do the new ANBU recruits get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Something Strange by Suededonym reviews
Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange? Not quite crack, but almost. Set post Season Four. One shot!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4501 - Favs: 4,253 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cities of the Dead by Insomniac Owl reviews
Strange things are happening in the hidden villages...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Kakashi H., Gaara - Complete
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Have It Your Way by CaffieneKitty reviews
Learning solely by observation does not always provide the best results. Missing scene for 5.14, so SPOILERS. Kind of silly.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Castiel, Jimmy N. - Complete
You're a What? by Farsight020 reviews
When a familiar Death Eater threatens a young Muggle, he gets a different reaction than he expected. As do Voldemort, the Obliviators, and Cornelius Fudge. Now added: Hannah and her Meeting with the Savior of the World. Pure Humor. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Fatherhood by Sakiku reviews
Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Afraid to Fly by sss979 reviews
My take on BA's fear of flying.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - BA, Murdock - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Better To Hope by repmetsyrrah reviews
AU Zod has won, Kal-El is dead and now Lois must protect humanity's last hope. Oneshot.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Lois L. - Complete
The Adventures of Chekov and Sulu by bemj11 reviews
Chapter Twenty Five. Kirk was unprepared to be hugged by Ambassador Jahi, or kissed by his aide. Sulu flees the rec room. Things just aren't working out between the Enterprise crew and Jahi's people. And then, of course, Chekov has to show up.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,061 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Earwax by RedandBlackBeads reviews
Harry learns all about sex when Dumbledore takes care to answer his poorly worded question. This is set in "Philosopher's / Sorcerer's Stone," in the Hospital Wing during one of the last chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Supervillian Snape by DragonyPhoenix reviews
Everyone in Gotham City thinks Snape is a supervillian.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Severus S., Joker - Complete
It's our little secret by RayneXHatake reviews
Ever wonder where Kakashi's obsession with Icha Icha came from? What if it started when he was young and what if it wasn't his father who started his obsession? Poor Sakumo, maybe you shouldn't take so many missions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Childhood by Taivasalla reviews
Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Raidou N. - Complete
Gift by Margan reviews
A moment of jealousy can cause enough regret for a life time. Obito knows this too well. Time-travel, follows canon, one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 114 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Musical Magic by Shiruba Fokkusu reviews
Sevitus: Ever since he was ten, Harry has had a dream every year about a violinist and a cellist. Now, he's realized what it's about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,269 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9507 - Favs: 10,646 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Planets Pausing in their Separate Orbits by Ishie reviews
Ian and Barbara, before and after the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Ian C., Barbara W. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Vacation Destination by Carole reviews
Bora Bora was very nice this time of year. Carthage, Missouri? Not so much. Especially when you're not dressed for it. SPN 5.10 Coda
Crossover - Highlander & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Methos, Lucifer - Complete
Best Served Cold by jtav reviews
No one humiliates Tom Marvolo Riddle. Ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Making a Prophet by Darklady reviews
NEVER pick a fight with the writer. The writer always get the last word. *grin* You think the forces of Heaven and Hell would know better.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Chuck - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Faded Grey by Relala reviews
You’re Hugo Weasley and you’re so tired of being ignored. •STAND ALONE•
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Hugo W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Allure of Honey by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Mirror Image by peppymint reviews
Having the same face can sometimes be a major pain.
Crossover - X-Files & Highlander - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - A. Krycek - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Flaming Chickens by TatraMegami reviews
Complete AU of second year with lots of crack. What would happen if Harry traded transfiguration text books with Ginny right after they got home from Diagon Alley? Flaming chickens, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto Ninja Guide by Lady-Silvanas reviews
A simple ninja guide for authors out there to write good fighting scene and not get the plot down by coming up with something like "fire realeas" multiple fire technique. Nothing like a story that goes bad cause of the bad fighting scene. have funnn
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008
Five Reasons Why Sai Coming Back by MoonClaimed reviews
...in the Flesh Really isn't as Great as Everyone Makes it Sound. Poor Hikaru never saw this one coming.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
House Potter by Black Drazon reviews
Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
the death of anthony j crowley by acetamide reviews
and his subsequent rebirth .
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2009 - A. Crowley, Castiel - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Desiderata by Amatara reviews
Timov of Algul, wife of Londo Mollari, has always known her own mind.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Londo - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do in Naruto by Masta of da House reviews
A list of things one should never do in the Naruto Universe. Based off "Skippy's List" and "Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts" This is basically a list of ways to piss of or annoy your favorite ninja. WARNING: A GREAT PLETHORA OF CHARACTER BASHING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Afternoons and Coffeespoons by Bella Temple reviews
AU. The Yellow Eyed Demon was a liiiiiiittle bit delayed in getting around to his psychic kids.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Lazy and Crazy by mishap reviews
A really different Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Fugaku U. - Complete
Sung by Freddie Mercury by Severusslave reviews
Dean and Sam on the road. Neglected tapes now sung by Freddie Mercury.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
The Real Reason For The Marriage Law by SevyLu reviews
Many years into the future, Minister Shacklebolt explains why a new law is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kingsley S., Arthur W. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Beautifully Imperfect by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
To Crowley, it is those little flaws that make Aziraphale beautifully imperfect.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Jarakrisafis reviews
Four people reflect on death and something they didn't expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/15/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Shoveling by PaBurke reviews
It started out as a tth pairing, and then just mutated. The Slayers' House in Cleveland has an interesting next door neighbor.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,322 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Timing by auberus11 reviews
Gibbs has impeccable timing. DiNozzo? Not so much.
Crossover - Highlander & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Methos, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Alternate Hosting by TwinEnigma reviews
Nine tales, one for each member of the Rookie Nine, each one a host of the Kyuubi. Oh the differences the choice of jinchuuriki makes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Wonderful Tragic Mysterious by kilara25 reviews
A few week after his sister's funeral, an eighteen-year-old Albus Dumbledore meets an odd young woman with a Time Turner, a secret mission, and a disarmingly comfortable relationship with death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
A Night on the Town by Hideyori Onsen reviews
Naruto always runs into drunken angry mobs in Konoha. But Konoha is a big place surely they can't all be angry all the time right? A story of what happens when Naruto runs into a pretty "unique" mob. Rated M for language just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Movement In The Dark by Shadarus reviews
Not succumbing to boredom at the V.A. between missions is often a mission in and of itself. Murdock sets out to discover if a series of power failures have some deeper meaning.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,839 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Murdock
Who Ya Gonna Call? by Mr. Chaos reviews
Spoilers for TeamFourStar's abridged series. When Vegeta finds himself haunted, he turns to the Ghostbusters for help. I am not connected to TeamFourStar in any way.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Nappa - Complete
Precious Things by lightningmouse reviews
A story of Vulcan: There are things which are greater than any single human or Vulcan. As long as there is life, there is hope.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,624 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009
Of Promises And Warmth by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Promisse me, angel. When the time comess, kill me./I promise.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Untitled by auberus11 reviews
Very brief snippet. More like a drabble, really.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009
Just Deserts by auberus11 reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have dinner in Santa Barbara.
Crossover - Good Omens & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2009 - A. Crowley, Shawn S. - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Solemn Truth About Go by harunekonya reviews
Akira wants to know what his father is always doing in the mysterious room, and is determined to find out!
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Akira T., K. Tōya - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
The Redshirt Diaries by weebee reviews
Ranma enters the wrong line. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,631 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
A reflection on the idiocy of the 20th century by the good dr reviews
It turns out that the world of Harry Potter is... just a book. But one certain blond little girl whom everyone considers weird is not from there. She reflects on the stupidity that is 20th century media, and the future's obsesion with the past.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - J. Picard, Luna L.
The Wheels of Shinra's Economy by Sinnatious reviews
Crisis Core. Even after the events at Nibelheim, there are still missions to be done.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zack F. - Complete
50 Accounts of Hisses and Halos by saxgirl42 reviews
50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Star Wars: Five Things Continued by Derek Metaltron reviews
AU. A all-new compilation of five things that never happened to a character, inspired by TheMuleteer's own series. Now up are Chapters 7 and 8 - Evil Sith Darth Maul! And a Special Collab Bounty Hunter Chapter!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,761 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008
Getting it Done by Emily Waters reviews
The trio decide to prank Snape. He has it coming, after all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Misadventures of the Sparkler! by Minnionette reviews
...and that was when Edward realized he had made his superhero debut at Port Angelus’s only gay bar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
Mythic Descent by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
Vegeta is dead again and very unhappy about it and all the hells are about to find out what that means, for Vegeta will find his way through every one of them, seeking the path back to life, and the secrets of his killer. Sequel to Raditz's Return
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,558 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/10/2000 - Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
The Evening Court by daenabenjen42 reviews
Jango ends up in court after illegally parking his ship... AU for AOTC. Complete. Humor.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jango Fett - Complete
A Puppet Show To Remember by SotF reviews
Ever wonder why puppets aren't that common as ninja tools?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Ninja can't fly by IncandescentOne reviews
Naruto finds a DBZ comic and ironically decides to model his life after Goku, Naruto doesn't do things by half!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 283 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Veils, Gates, and Magic by MikRES reviews
AU Crossover with SG-1, based on episode Solitudes. Jack and Sam are stuck in an ice cave unable to dial Earth when a wormhole is engaged. Enter Luna Lovegood.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/25/2009 - J. O'Neill, Luna L. - Complete
The Sign Man by DrPebbles reviews
Welcome to Sunnydale, where nobody wins, including the public services man. A Seeing Red footnote.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Spike - Complete
Old Friends by Darth-Lex reviews
Legacy era humor vignette; 137 ABY, just after Legacy #12 - Ghosts; featuring Luke Skywalker and R2-D2
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Luke S., R2-D2 - Complete
Of Wishes And Fishes by shewhoguards reviews
A dogfish, a catfish, a wishing ring and a holiday in the North of England. What could go wrong?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
What happens if you summon the sun? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Dumbledore over-rides Snape's potions homework and assigns Harry something else. Will the end result in the end of the world? Fourteenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Taboo by Arglefumph reviews
The story of the first time the Death Eaters attacked someone who broke the Taboo. Of course, they mess things up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
La Vie Boheme by Solo By Choice reviews
He finds himself thinking about death more than he used to. Not that this body’s unsatisfactory or even really wearing out, he’s just feeling morbid and tired and all the burgundy and skinny ankles really don’t help." A fourth Doctor character study.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/4/2008 - 4th Doctor - Complete
Free Time by Unknown-Bliss reviews
Slight NCIS crossover. Garcia never shirks her duties to play games, but when she has some free time... That's another story.
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Tim M., P. Garcia - Complete
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Wrong Number by Siamesa reviews
In hiding on Dagobah, the Lars family aquires a holocom. There are unintended consequences. AU oneshot. Humor.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Career Advice by milkman6478 reviews
Tom Riddles Career Advice Session One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Horace S. - Complete
All That Glitters by Lyra Ngalia reviews
What was Thomas up to that Harry catches him in a dark alley shirtless and covered in body glitter? Takes place between Blood Rites and Dead Beat.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 667 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Misplaced by hedwigs-pet-dalek reviews
Two Force ghosts reminisce about the good old days...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Different Hero by Hamm On Wry reviews
We all know what happened on Halloween 1981. In a different world, might there not have been different results? I really don't believe this one has been done before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Smitten by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. When they said anything, they meant anything.
Green Lantern - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/28/2008 - OC - Complete
The Naming by Fialleril reviews
A name is a gift that parents give their children, and all gifts have meaning. An Organa and Lars family fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Beru L., Owen L., Bail O., Breha O. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
What's In A Name? by Lyra Ngalia reviews
Being the only wizard in the phone book is hard enough without sharing a name with the world's most famous adolescent wizard.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Bringing Home the Bacon by Hyrulian Saiyajin reviews
-Oneshot- A short and simple story involving a good Raditz, Chichi, and jobs. Come to think of it... What kind of Earthly job WOULD Raditz have if he got one?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Raditz, Chi-Chi - Complete
Witness by jedinemo reviews
Enroute to Cloud City, Luke Skywalker learns another point of view. Originally written for a Luke-Vader Yahoo Group challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Luke S., R2-D2 - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magically Delicious by Joon reviews
Crowley comments on Aziraphale's breakfast choice. Prompt: breakfast cereal.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Belcris reviews
AU. Someone stopped Harry from being left with the Dursleys and saved Sirius from spending 12 years in Azkaban. Now it's time for Harry to take his place in the world and he's ready for it, with a little help from a certain red head penpal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,929 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
This Too by odditycollector reviews
Crowley said, “You go to all the trouble of destroying someone, the least you can do is show up to the funeral. It’s just good manners.” Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
A Common Calamity by tigerkity reviews
Murdock finds help in a most unexpected place at the VA. Stargate SG1 crossover.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,866 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Murdock
A Rival Story by SofiaDragon reviews
Hikaru met Sai at ten years old, but fell terribly ill. Fast forward two years: When he meets Toya Akira things go a little differently. References the back story volume, follows canon time line but is AU.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,473 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Practicality by Rosethorn reviews
Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Trial by Minstrel Knight reviews
After Harry Potter is seemingly executed, the then Minister of Magic crusades to determine the truth. The resulting posthumous retrial of Harry Potter leaves the entire Wizarding World speechless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,037 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Balloons Taste Funny by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Minato gets more than cake for his surprise birthday party. Pre-gaiden. Humor. Minato/Kakashi/Obito/Rin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Minato N., Torune - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Red Means Stop, Green Means Go by Hyrulian Saiyajin reviews
Bardock is stuck giving Goku a driving lesson.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Goku, Bardock - Complete
A Square Peg in a Round Hole by MarbleGlove reviews
or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Methos - Complete
Conversations with your former self by Bellatrix-Loves-Voldie reviews
One Shot of Voldemort talking to himself via the diary horcrux. Parody. please R&R. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Snake Charmer by Spinner Dolphin reviews
This NEVER HAPPENED. Or, Crowley meets one of those snake guys from Animal Planet.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Little Nicky by The Wandmaker reviews
After Dumbledore destroys the Stone, the dying Nicolas and Perenelle Flamel save themselves by going back in time - and they're angry enough to change history. Severe Dumbledore-bashing. Harsh language. Written for the HP Holiday Gen fest on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 352 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Orphans by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
No-one cares about orphans. No matter how many of them die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 368 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
To the Devil a Vacuum Cleaner by idontlikegravy reviews
When Methos has problems with an uncooperative vacuum Duncan turns to a hunter contact from his past for assistance. Crossover with Supernatural, only brief mention of character from that show.
Crossover - Highlander & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Methos - Complete
Five minutes Through The Gate by SotF reviews
A series of five minute crossovers with SG1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 3/23/2005
Sherlock Holmes and the Ravenclaw Codex by Pavonis Mons reviews
A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Phineas Nigellus
Empty Room by Lady Mirror reviews
There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Meeting Thanatos by afterthree reviews
The Muggle war is of little concern to Tom Riddle until something happens that changes him — and perhaps the entire wizarding world — forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Reunion with Tom Riddle by daysandweeks reviews
The Hogwarts Class of '45 goes to their 30th class reunion, and someone with many names is there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Counterclockwise by Georgina the Hyena reviews
Percy has lost all of his siblings and his father in the war. But with a cunning plan and illegal time travel, he may just get them back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,231 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,142 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Orphan: Book One by SafirePhoenix reviews
Uninspiring title aside, this story includes mischief, mayhem, and a lot of humor. Harry Potter returns to the Wizarding World with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart-mouthed sidekicks. Slytherin really is the only option in that case, and Hogwarts had better watch out. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,696 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Way of Go by VKempf reviews
Some try to control the forces of the universe. Others choose the way of Go... Chap.10: what makes the true value of a friend? More importantly, what kind of tattoo Hikaru would wear? Which manga Akira should read?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,533 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 5/9/2004
The Power by SotF reviews
My thoughts on The power The Dark Lord Knows Not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Harry P.
Impermanence in Stone by auberus11 reviews
Duncan, Methos, and a discussion on popular culture.
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
The Hero Strikes Back by Beth Weasley reviews
The movies showed us a mild Darth Vader, but we all know that Anakin's emotions affected him greatly. Learning about Luke gives Vader a kick in the pants, rather than a mere nudge toward the Light Side. Not dead, just on hold due to pro writing work
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,790 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anakin Skywalker
One Flogged Horse aka An Overused Plotline by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Parody. Tom Riddle mysteriously gets his hands on the Harry Potter books. Rather than just make pithy observations, he decides to do something about his future. As for those whose futures are flushed down the toilet... well, who really cares about them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Minerva M.
Time Travel by Vaneria Potter reviews
Is Not Always A Good Idea. Twist on all of the TimeTravel!Harry stories out there. Complete OneShot, but up for adoption, since I had so many people asking for more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Headmaster's Socks by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Very extreme AU, myriad crossovers, many new characters, very super Super!Harry, majorly altered timeline. Entering Hogwarts, sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger is about to find herself thrown in at the deep end of one helluva mean old galaxy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,825 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
The Present by OnEwIeRdFrEaK reviews
Vegeta just recieved a present from his ahem Kakkarot. Or did he? P
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Caught In A Ladder by Sinnatious reviews
A chance encounter with Ogata and a slip of the tongue turns Hikaru into a victim of Sai's success. What is he supposed to do when even the truth won't save him?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,337 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do by caffinebunny reviews
Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Gifts by Fading Grace reviews
A moment between Aziraphale and Crowley somewhere near the 1920s. With humor. And, obviously, gifts.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Word Play by inu382 reviews
ChiChi and Bulma KNOW that Vegeta and Goku are the straightest men in the universe, until…ONE SHOT
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Der Messias by Sword of the Shadow reviews
His mother had always told him that they were waiting for the Messiah, and that he had to have faith. But faith didn't save her, and neither did the Messiah. Warning: Probably messed up some religious terms/names, but please know no disrespect was intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G. - Complete
The Soul Has Bandaged Moments by serendu reviews
Harry Potter was 18 when he first stepped into Atlantis. HPSGA crossover.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,512 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
The Road to Hell by Niger Aquila reviews
No one is born evil. That is not true, not for Tom Riddle. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The question is: Is it worth it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
To Cast Away Stones by Darthishtar reviews
In order to change the course of history, the Alliance undertakes a dangerous mission to eliminate Vader, led by Leia Organa, the girl he tormented, and Luke Skywalker, the son of the man he murdered. There's just one catch: Vader doesn't exist yet.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,361 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Leia O., Luke S. - Complete
You look mighty like that Muggle by Possum132 reviews
In the Muggle world, the Grindelwald War is raging. In the wizarding world, there’s big trouble in Little Hangleton. A look at the seminal events of Tom’s sixteenth summer, from the perspectives of Tom Riddle, Morfin Gaunt, and a certain Muggle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Morfin G. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Escape Route by MarbleGlove reviews
HighlanderStargate XOver, Daniel Jackson remembers some advice his old college roommate, Adam, once gave him.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Methos, D. Jackson - Complete
Christmas Revelations by egyptianriver reviews
AU. Dumbledore made a ruthless decision to secure Harry's future. Now after fourteen years the truth is about to hit the fan. Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,987 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 398,027 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Favors by Musegaarid reviews
Crowley has a favor to ask. Two thousand years later, so does Aziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 6884 - Favs: 5,949 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 216 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Fairy by vanillafluffy reviews
Halloween, 1989. Sam's sudden illness may have been caused by the demon John is tracking. A young doctor named House thinks otherwise. SPN House MD crossover
Crossover - House, M.D. & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/31/2006 - G. House, John W. - Complete
The Sleeping Dragon Wakes by AncientzDream reviews
WIPAU Lily and James went to greater lengths to protect their son than even Dumbledore knew and, as Harry grows into his inheritance, the Wizarding world will find out just how deep one old man's betrayal can run. Dark!Independent!Political!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 153,168 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
How to Tell the Truth from the Lies by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
AU. Very few HBP spoilers. History books say that Salazar Slytherin was an evil wizard, but a thousand years after his death, Slytherin returns to save the Wizarding World. Or something like that. A Harry is Salazar story. HPLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 168,450 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Salazar S., Harry P. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Unexpected Discoveries by the surly mermaid reviews
Crowley discovers something Aziraphale would rather keep secret.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Child's Play by afrai reviews
Look, can't we talk about this?
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Love Sacrifices and Dinner Preparations by Sakiku reviews
... or: Why Sasuke Rightfully Fears Fangirls. Mr. and Mrs. Haruno are having a little talk about their daughter's infatuation with a certain Uchiha heir...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turned Traitor by Diva-esque reviews
Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skids on the Spins by Luce Red reviews
Crossover with Initial D. Hikaru and his ramen cravings land them in the strangest places.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006
Ritual Of The Orange by Sir Gawain of Camelot reviews
There is only one way to eat an orange... a The Them ficlet. No pairings.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Misinterpretation by Windswift reviews
The MinaminoHatanaka family was trusting, not oblivious. Sooner or later they were bound to catch on to the slipups of Kurama's friends.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Kurama M., Shuiichi H. - Complete
Goku and Vegeta in: Michaelangelo and the Pope by Draco the Lizard reviews
A DBZ rewrite of the fantastic Monty Python sketch. Reposted after someone reported it for being a script, and it's now actual prose! Yay! [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Left Behind by SilverWolf7 reviews
...Yes, this one is definitely supposed to be sad. Whether I wrote it well and it actually is is another thing entirely. Crowley grieves, Aziraphale helps him through his emotions. Aziraphale's POV.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Elementary, My Dear ObiWan by Frostfyre7 reviews
Life in London can get plenty interesting when Sherlock Holmes is hot on the trail of the dastardly Moriarty. Things take a bizarre turn, however, when Holmes and Watson intervene in a most unusual assassination attempt on a strangely dressed young man.
Crossover - Star Wars & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,083 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Gifts Once Given by Musegaarid reviews
Aziraphale doesn't care for the holidays, but Crowley helps him to remember why they celebrate.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
My Stranger, My Son by Betula reviews
Hikaru's father, on the subject of his son
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Trial and Error by Sangelide reviews
Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Icarus by MarbleGlove reviews
Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Mr Dress Up by Laziness Incarnate reviews
Touya shows up at the Go Institute for a match. Something is different about him. People gawk. Touya is unamused.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Proposal? by mkh2 reviews
She wasn’t particularly attractive... But it's not like that would stop Guldo of the Ginyu Force. Sorry Zarbon... [joke fic]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Dodoria, Ginyu Force - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Seance de Go by Diva-esque reviews
A stormy night, a game between Hikaru and Akira, as promises are finally fulfilled and made. Not romance.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
There Can Be Only One by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter & Wee Free Men (Discworld) crossover: Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. What're they to do?
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2004
Wish For The Past by Burenda reviews
A misspoken wish lands Goten in the past, traveling alongside Bardock, the grandfather he never knew. Concerned for his friend's safety, Trunks soon joins him, and together they travel from Vegeta-sei to Earth, trying to find a way back home. -Complete-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 241,348 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 3/24/2002 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
A Taste of Flight by MarbleGlove reviews
The strength one gains from quickenings: four scenes in time. Methos centric OneShot
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Sword of Lost Destiny by MarbleGlove reviews
An interlude, a story, and a day at the Ren Faire with Methos. OneShot
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
High School? But I'm an Alien! by Burenda reviews
Radditz must make a new home on Earth, but what's a teenage Saiyan to do when his brother's wife decides to put him in public high school? Sequel to Wish For The Past. Discontinued.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Raditz, Gohan
Joint Venture by Sparkling Cyanide reviews
Crowley, in an attempt to further the machinations of hell, makes a few business deals. Slight crossover with Dogma.
Crossover - Dogma & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2003 - A. Crowley - Complete
Fujiwara by Catwho reviews
Be careful what you wish for! Hikaru is knocked back in time to the Heian court when he is called to avenge Sai. NON-ROMANCE.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,112 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Hikaru S. - Complete
Truth Behind the Torture by Psycho Ann reviews
Gasp. A 'logical' Gohan Torture fic? Is that even possible? No. Of course not.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Land of My Birth by Wilusa reviews
Duncan makes a surprising discovery when he visits Connor's grave. Part of my main universe.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2003 - Published: 7/28/2002 - Duncan, Richie - Complete
Big Game Hunters by thablackkuririn reviews
Predators vs. Z Warriors...who was the idiot Predator that thought that was a good idea? A humorous fanfic showing the utter futility of crossing DBZ with anything else.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2003
Chance Encounter: a vignette by Beth Einspanier reviews
Sometimes the short answer says more than the long answer...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2002
"This Can't Be Happening!" by soyamiso reviews
Vegeta, Chaoutzu, and Piccolo sub for Gohan's veterinary classes. Goku takes his turn as professor.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2002 - Published: 2/28/2002 - Vegeta, Chiaotzu
Raditz's Return by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
Hey, you just can't keep a bad Saiyan down. Not this one, anyway. And eight years in Hell can change even a Saiyan warrior's attitude.. especially when his dead prince seeks him out in Hell and requires a small favor of him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,660 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/2/2001 - Published: 2/13/2000 - Raditz, Bulma - Complete
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Screaming Across the Heavens reviews
Agents from departments that are forced to pinch pennies express their displeasure over the fact that the BAU gets their own airplane in a most creative fashion.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19 - D. Rossi - Complete
Atypical Adoption reviews
When's an affair not an affair? When it starts out as a Tenza of course. After a surprisingly young looking Harry Potter deals with Voldemort, events lead him to the Doctor's side and a certain Time Lord finds out that he has a preternaturally intelligent child that has about another fifty years before he hits puberty to deal with.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/17 - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Quality Programming reviews
Sometimes Evil must take a nap in order to recover, and when it does, the Master has to find something else to do...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/14 - The Master - Complete
Thirteen reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse, alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
Osgood reviews
The funny thing about flitting through time is that your adventures tend to be connected in ways you don't and possibly will never realize. This time, the connection is Osgood, though which one could be up for debate.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/27 - 2nd Doctor, Osgood, Ice Warriors - Complete
Those Left Behind reviews
When Maito Dai ran to save his son from the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, he left someone behind to wait for him forever.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17 - Lee R. - Complete
Innuendo reviews
The Brigadier has a discussion with the Doctor regarding his behaviour in relation to his new assistant.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Why The Doctor Quit Smoking reviews
We see the First Doctor smoking a pipe maybe once or twice, and then pretty much never again. There had to be a reason behind it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/15 - 1st Doctor, Ian C. - Complete
The Mill reviews
Moriarty deals with a matter of obligation in the place where it all began.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/14 - Lily Evans P., J. Moriarty
Max reviews
Before Season 1, Dean wins an invisible dog off a mysterious guy in black during a poker game.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Dean W.
Infestation reviews
There was a good reason for why The Doctor would never forget Jo Grant, and it goes meow. Oneshots. Not in chronological order.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., 4th Doctor, 10th Doctor
Lord President reviews
Two Time Lords have a discussion during the investiture ceremony of the new Lord President of Gallifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1 - Complete
Saving for a Rainy Day or Twelve reviews
There is something that the Doctor is saving up for when his twelfth (technically thirteenth) self comes into being, since he knows that he'll use them up practically all in one go.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25 - 3rd Doctor, 12th Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Choice of Style reviews
Back when the First Doctor was getting used to wearing trousers after a lifetime of wearing robes on Gallifrey, a chance encounter outside of a pub causes a major change to the Doctor's wardrobe. Jamie would probably be proud...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25 - 1st Doctor, 4th Doctor, 8th Doctor, 12th Doctor - Complete
Party Wagon reviews
There was a reason that Lethbridge-Stewart didn't shoot the Doctor despite his somewhat shady behavior, and was willing to believe him about the TARDIS and go along with several men in order to retrieve it during The Web of Fear, and that reason was the Party Wagon. (Series of related oneshots not in Chronological Order)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18 - 1st Doctor, Brigadier, River Song/Melody P. III, The Master
Pop Goes the Hideout reviews
If you've seen the inside of Omega's fortress in The Three Doctors, you were probably thinking the same thing...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/17 - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor - Complete
Hoist With His Own Petard reviews
In which Ramon Salamander should've done some historical research before setting off earthquakes in Central Europe.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16 - 2nd Doctor - Complete
Didn't We Just Leave This Party? reviews
Following the excitement in the London Underground, the Doctor and his companions turn up on an Australian beach in a more familiar 21st century and have a near encounter with the Enemy of Monsanto.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Victoria W. - Complete
How The Ice Warriors Should've Ended reviews
If Leader Clent had been a little less stupid and remembered a certain McGuffin, he could've saved himself a bit of trouble towards the end of a certain pointless conflict that had had everyone running around stupidly for about a week, and some lives might've been saved on both sides.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14 - 2nd Doctor - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/13 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Anti-Theft Device reviews
Sergeant Benton and the Doctor are out testing Bessie's new Anti-theft equipment. As with everything the Doctor does, the Master just has to interfere...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/12 - 3rd Doctor, Benton, The Master - Complete
A (Partial) Guide to Surviving Middle Earth reviews
So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29 - Complete
Wishing For Middle Earth reviews
Meet Frank. Frank works in a bank. When she isn't working, she is writing fan-fiction and wishing she's in Middle-Earth. One day, she gets her wish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28 - OC, Orc
Self Insert IX reviews
The Author has found herself magically transported to Middle-Earth this time. Naturally, since she's now an elfling, life should be happy, happy, joy, joy. Or not...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28 - Elf, Elrond, OC - Complete
So, Why a Train? reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/27 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Mary Susan reviews
The Fellowship encounter a young maiden wandering alone who promptly latches onto Legolas, much to the amusement of his companions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Legolas
Picking Up From Where They Left Off reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/25 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several, and also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/12 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Up Up and Away We Go reviews
There's a reason Muggles don't stop to think about it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/15 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin - Complete
Blessed Event reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/14 - Obito U./Tobi, Minato N. - Complete
An Endless Sea of Sky reviews
There should've been a seemingly endless sea of empty sky surrounding them, and yet somehow...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12 - Complete
The Wrong End of the Stick reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
The Demon and the Dead Man: All Over the Map reviews
Side Story to The Demon and the Dead Man, set during Chapter 22. After Kakashi causes an incident that results in Naruto releasing some of the Kyuubi's Chakra, adventures abound when Naruto and team are sent on a mission that has them running back and forth across the continent.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Izuna U.
Holmes for Christmas and New Year's reviews
For Hades Lord of the Dead's December Calendar Challenge of Awesomeness. 31 days, 31 prompts, 31 short stories about our favorite detective and his friends.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,587 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Simple Illusions reviews
Things aren't always as they appear, and sometimes time hasn't really been changed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Time Mixup: Time Snarl reviews
Sequel to Time Mixup. Jiraiya, Tenzo, Kakashi and Gaara have to train a twelve year-old Godaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto for his position and struggle to preserve a fragile peace that could shatter at any sign of weakness while a forcibly time-shifted Naruto, his prankster proteges, and some buddies from Iwa get to wreak havoc on yet another timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 162 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sasuke U.
Time MixUp reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Transposition reviews
He has wings and scales and breathes fire. He's three feet tall and has hairy feet. They fight crime!
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W.
Poisoning the Well reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Chickenzilla reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Minimum Requirement reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Sticky Fingers and Chaos reviews
In which the Chancellery Guard Andred falls in love one day, and discovers that his beautiful savage Leela comes with a bit of black-haired, green-eyed baggage.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Andred, Leela] Harry P.
Don't Mind Us reviews
The painting of the fall of Arcadia obviously couldn't have been the actual fall of Arcadia, otherwise all hell would've broken loose in the Black Archive when the Doctors exited the painting, which begs the question of where the heck did the Doctors get the Dalek they used to break out of the painting in the first place?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Davros, War Doctor - Complete
Learning To Live Rather Than Run From Death reviews
After an attack on Hogwarts fails to be prevented and the students are sent off for their safety, Tom meets Nancy and joins her pack of strays for a time. After waltzing off on a day where everybody lives, the Doctor finds himself dealing with a crowded TARDIS after Rose convinces him to rescue a certain conman Time Agent, and a certain someone sneaks aboard through an open door.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., Tom R. Jr.
Explosion in a Rainbow Factory reviews
The Doctor runs into a future self who has decided to revisit a familiar face...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2013 - 6th Doctor - Complete
Oh Crap! reviews
It is only after one comes down from the high of having done a good deed that the potential consequences begin to hit. Spoiler for the 50th Anniversary Special.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Servant's Reason reviews
Tag to Silver Nemesis. There are several reasons to follow someone. Fear is one, a very powerful one, but there is another that is much more powerful, and one doesn't necessarily preclude the other. After all, he did save her when he didn't have to...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - 7th Doctor - Complete
Warning Signs of the Apocalypse reviews
It all started when the Tenth Doctor dropped his Sonic Screwdriver...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2013 - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, Brigadier
Act of Stupidity reviews
As it has been pointed out before, the Fourth Doctor had regenerated after falling from a much shorter height than the Tenth Doctor had fallen during The End of Time, and he hadn't fallen through a glass ceiling during the process either...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2013 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
How hard could it be to wash a coat?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri, 10th Doctor - Complete
Typo reviews
When the Doctor called Mickey by the wrong name, was it out of cruelty as revenge for Micky's having called him a thing or something else?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Mickey S. - Complete
Why COPS Loves the Doctor reviews
The actual Police Officers who have to deal with him however, not so much...Then again, things going wonky makes for good television, but isn't so good when you have to stand in front of your superior and explain exactly what happened to the car and how the cameraman who'd been riding along with you got so banged up. Random Oneshots Not in Chronological Order.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/9/2013 - 4th Doctor, 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 11th Doctor
Three Word Reply reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Early Return reviews
Grace decides to return something to the Doctor. But, with time travel complicating matters, things are never that simple.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/5/2013 - 1st Doctor, Grace H. - Complete
Spoilers For a Show You Don't Wanna Watch reviews
The Doctor had only stopped to let Barbra and Ian out for some fresh air. He most definitely hadn't expected or wanted three naked strangers to break into his Tardis the minute he did so.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
I'm A Doctor, Not A reviews
A while back someone - or several someones - did something where Watson says "I'm a doctor, not a... Insert profession here ." I was inspired. All of mine will be crossovers with a fantasy or sci-fi twist.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Not as Easy as it Looks reviews
Freddy Krueger finds himself in a slightly more realistic dream world...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Freddy K. - Complete
Just Hand Him a Test Tube and Tell Him He's Wonderful reviews
The Brigadier narrowed his choice of U.N.I.T. Scientific Advisor down to two candidates, both of whom worked at Cambridge. He picks one, and then the Doctor arrives, destroying Ian Chesterton's hopes for a reasonably quiet assignment when he finds himself stuck in the role of the Doctor's assistant instead. Barbara's surely laughing herself sick back at Cambridge.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Barbara W., Ian C.] 3rd Doctor, Brigadier
Sam Braun Welcomes You reviews
The Doctor finds himself in the middle of a casino and that he will have been there before...
Crossover - Doctor Who & CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2013 - 1st Doctor, Ian C., Sara S., Warrick B. - Complete
Good Job on the- Nevermind reviews
Holmes visits Lestrade upon his return from his three-year sabbatical and learns that the Inspector is a bit miffed by and has been busy during his departure.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Madame Vastra, Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade, Dr. Watson - Complete
Life In Relation to Monty Python Sketches reviews
Sometimes life imitates art, sometimes art imitates life, and sometimes both have identical names for similar things but...Let's just say that the Doctor can't appreciate some Monty Python sketches because they remind him of incidents he'd rather forget.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G.
Up For Adoption reviews
A number of partially started Story Ideas that are going nowhere for me but might take off if placed in the right hands.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,922 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Complete
The Fans and the Nearby Museum reviews
If they didn't exist, someone would've had to invent them. And, if they did exist...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Protecting the Thief reviews
Why the Doctor hadn't been there during Children of Earth.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2013 - TARDIS - Complete
Boba Weasley reviews
The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Boba Fett, Harry P.
Baby's Day Out reviews
There were already enough people questioning seven year-old Uchiha Itachi's abilities as a Genin, and he didn't need any more joining in after he'd lost his charge during his first C-Ranked mission. Hopefully, he'd be able to get the kid back before someone realized he was missing. If he didn't, the alternatives didn't even bear considering.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Oktoberfest reviews
Who needs a pub when you've got every festival known to man and some that aren't just a short TARDIS ride away?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, The Master, 3rd Doctor - Complete
Incompatible reviews
On the day that a drunken Gareth Lestrade threatened a funeral with a fake hand grenade, there had been someone besides the attendees watching.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Elementary - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2013 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Medical Malpractice reviews
It is up to the B.A.U. to determine if a pair of teenagers who were apprehended at the scene of a recent murder are just a pair of kids who'd stumbled into the wrong place at the wrong time or a pair of LARPing thrill killers. As far as Theta Sigma and Koschei are concerned however, they just want to retrieve their stolen TARDIS and get the hell out of there.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - 1st Doctor, The Master, D. Rossi
Draco's Mate reviews
Draco's Veela heritage kicks in, and it all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Year's Entertainment reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Why the War Chief Hates Wizards reviews
With all the soldiers that the War Chief was having scooped up from random eras, odds were that he managed to snag a few non-standard enlistees. Enlistees who might just happen to be resistant to mind-control and have the ability to disappear and re-appear elsewhere at will.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Dean T., Salazar S. - Complete
The Demon and the Dead Man reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,269 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
Team WHAT? ! reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael
Son Midoriko reviews
The tale of what might have happened if Goku had been slightly less injured on the day of his battle with the Demon King Piccolo and decided to follow a certain flying egg.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Goku, Piccolo
Social Media reviews
If most of the bad guys on the A-Team tried pulling crap like they did on the show today...
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Hannibal
Sharingan Rats reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U./Tobi
Ride Along reviews
When Murdock's new doctor decides to object to Murdock's temporary removal from the hospital, he ends up being dragged along for the ride. The team could use a shrink though, especially the way this mission was going.
Crossover - A-Team & M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Murdock, Sidney F.
Septem reviews
Star Wars in a universe where Anakin and Padme had a few more children than were expected. Features a Good A'Sharad Hett and a Closet Rebel Vader. Owen and Beru live.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Luke S., Leia O.
Prison Break reviews
Rather than trying to break out of Azkaban like any sane person would do, Harry and Ron are trying to break in. The reason for this is because their friend Hermione was convicted by a kangaroo court and sentenced to more than two hundred years. The two of them are willing to do anything to get her out, and time is running out because Voldemort will be coming for his minions soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
Packing Is Easy When You've Got Nothing reviews
Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting after he takes him on as his Padawan, and Anakin with a problem he is stuck dealing with the entire time he knows the man. Drabbles and oneshots not in chronological order.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore, and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,908 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
Just Check Both reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Izuna U.
Hokage Swap reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hashirama S., Naruto U.
Love, or Something Like It reviews
Sesshomaru won't stop following Kagome, because there's something about her he loves.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
Guardian Whatever reviews
After The Apocalypse That Wasn't Mark I, a chance meeting at a diner nets the Winchester boys a guardian of roughly angelic stock.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - A. Crowley, Dean W.
Family Reunion Extended Version reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Doctor Dearest reviews
Auror Harry Potter runs into the Tenth Doctor during School Reunion. Matters are slightly complicated by the fact that a future incarnation of the Doctor is Harry's mother. During a couple adventures together, Harry gets to know one of the parents he lost.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Duality reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Obito reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Dichotomy reviews
One does not necessarily equal the other, especially when someone is using more archaic definitions to justify things to themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
A Headache and a Half reviews
Being Director of the SOLDIER program, Lazard has to deal with a number of problems. Zach Fair is one of them.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Lazard D., Zack F.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
It's All In How You Die reviews
After Kenny had a fatal disagreement with a tree in 1179 rather than a fatal disagreement with tax collectors in 1182 and was subsequently introduced to the Game by a different Immortal, his life became an entirely different ballgame.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Kenny, Methos
Aziraphale 100 reviews
A hundred short stories featuring our favorite angel and his friends - and enemies, bookstore, books, pets, the people around him etc... Companion piece to Crowley 100.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Crowley 100 reviews
A hundred short stories featuring our favorite demon and his friends - and his enemies, apartment, plants, people around him, etc. ...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
He Who Must Not Be Named In Front of Sherlock reviews
Call him a freak, and he'll just brush it off. Mention a certain name or look like you're going to mention that name in front of him however...
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Cold Call reviews
In the middle of a Christmas party, The Doctor receives a call which reminds him that despite his exile there are still good things in his life.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Benton, Mike Y. - Complete
John Smith reviews
In which a Keeper of the Matrix notices that there's a surplus of surveillance footage of a certain individual and decides to put it to good use.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - 4th Doctor - Complete
A Cat Always Lands On Its Feet reviews
A case in Salem Massachusetts reveals to DiNozzo that McProbie is older than he appears. About three centuries older...
Crossover - NCIS & Hocus Pocus - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Tony D., Thackery B./Binx
Harry's Big Brother reviews
When James and Lily visit a fertility clinic in 1979 in order to help nature take its course, they end up bringing a certain eleven year-old boy home with them for the Summer. As a result, Harry ends up with a "Big Brother" who despite being a muggle could potentially make Voldemort look like an abject failure.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Khan S., Harry P.
A Team of Like Minded Individuals reviews
Thanks to an experiment with a Seal gone wrong, Naruto ended up in another world. Fortunately, he landed in good company. Literally.
Crossover - A-Team & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,605 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Murdock, Naruto U.
Devil Children reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
The Two From Class B reviews
Despite the fact that they were probably on one of the most renown teams in Konoha history, learning under Jiraiya of the Sannin alongside Namikaze Minato himself, they were never going to say a single word about it. As far as they were concerned, they'd never been Genin and anyone who said otherwise was lying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H., Jiraiya, Minato N.
A Different Dursley Family reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 3,938 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
The Sammy and Michael Show reviews
A tale of two brothers on the road in which Sam is Sam, Dean is Michael, it's 2008, and Lucifer's still in the Pit.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sam W., Michael
Send in the Clones reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
High Fashion reviews
"I'll have you know Peri that this is the height of fashion in London right now."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri, Lucius M. - Complete
He's Dead reviews
A rewrite of the scene in The Five Doctors in which the Castellan is killed that takes a Time Lord's ability to regenerate into account.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2013 - 5th Doctor - Complete
Bagpipes reviews
The Doctor returns from his first visit to Gallifrey following the lifting of his exile and discovers the consequences of one of his actions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Mike Y. - Complete
Whatever Happened to Sally-Anne Perks? reviews
In which Sally-Anne breaks Hogwarts Rule Number One and hitches a ride with a notoriously bad driver.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2013 - 4th Doctor, Sally-Anne P. - Complete
Why the Brigadier Stopped Asking reviews
What's the use of having a time machine if you can't use it to prank nosy parkers who won't stop asking personal questions?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Falling Rocks reviews
The sound of stones being set on a Go board used to be comforting to him...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2013 - K. Tōya - Complete
Gryffindor? reviews
There was a reason you could pretty much tell which House a kid belonged to just by looking at them by the time Harry Potter arrived at Hogwarts. Fortunately, The Doctor arrived and corrected the problem.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jack H., Albus D. - Complete
Why Earth? reviews
There has to be a good reason for why just about every hostile force in the universe has come gunning for a certain small blue planet in the middle of nowhere and its inhabitants, right?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2013 - The Master, 10th Doctor, Rassilon - Complete
Do da di da di da do do reviews
Resistance is futile. It'll eventually get you, even if it takes centuries to do so. So, you may as well grab some Jelly Babies and dance along...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2013 - The Master
Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death reviews
It was just like The Doctor to take advantage of little things like a paved road that mysteriously ran through the Death Zone on Gallifrey without once bothering to wonder what the hell it was doing there, or how many men had died to put it there... Various drabbles and oneshots on the lives of the brave Time Lords who put that road there just so one car could drive down it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Rassilon
Pick 'N Pull reviews
In which the Tenth Doctor gets parts to a Time Rotor that were just sitting there, the Third Doctor gets his ass handed to him by himself, and the First Doctor is too clever by half.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2013 - 1st Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Words That Taste Like Warm Champagne reviews
Once again he'd run leaving the words unspoken, and once again he'd lost someone dear to him because he just couldn't say them to her face. Three simple words, and he just couldn't get them past his lips, couldn't use them to take what he wanted for himself. Once again, she was claimed by someone else, and there was just the long trip back to the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2013 - 10th Doctor, 3rd Doctor - Complete
Tes Potter and the Meddling Old Man reviews
A few hours can be the difference between the funny story about how your mother went into labor while shopping for biscuits and "Cleanup on aisle 7". A few hours can also lead to a different name and a different life as a result. Unfortunately for Tes, there's a prophesy he has to fulfill before he can live as he wants to, well away from any lunatic wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P.
Generational Refuge
It was only after the adventure was over that the Doctor had gotten a chance to stop and think about the strangeness that was Paradise Towers. When he did, he realized that there was something, that he quite frankly should've and would've spotted earlier if he hadn't picked up a habit of occasionally looking without seeing. Tag to Paradise Towers, Season 24 eps. 5-8.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2013 - 7th Doctor, Melanie B. - Complete
Not in the Name of the Doctor reviews
He may not have acted in the name of the Doctor, but what he had done he had done for the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Valeyard, 11th Doctor - Complete
Waiting for Ginger reviews
There was a reason the Doctor tended to be disappointed when he discovered that he wasn't a ginger after he regenerated. The Doctor didn't just want to be a ginger, he was waiting for something special that would happen when he was one.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2013 - 8th Doctor - Complete
The Eleventh Doctor and the Tomb of the Cybermen
While The Doctor spends the day hanging out in the early 21st Century with Jamie and Victoria, playing with all of the new technology that was the result of centuries of changes to the timeline made by his future selves and wondering what the black cubes that are scattered everywhere are for, The Doctor gets to take a stroll down memory lane with Amy and Rory by his side.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, 2nd Doctor, Jamie M.
It's All Fun and Word Games reviews
Until...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - 6th Doctor - Complete
Well, That Was Oddly Specific reviews
A missile hits Downing Street, and about the only part of the building to survive is a cupboard that remains miraculously intact, shielding the people within. Strange and miraculous, but with the Doctor around, there's a simple answer for why. One wonders why UNIT puts up with him when he does these things though...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Stop and Go reviews
The Doctor is at a carnival. He's on a date, having fun with companions after a harrowing adventure, on a date, on an outing with his granddaughter, and on a date. Things are sure to be interesting.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 1st Doctor, 2nd Doctor
An Encounter reviews
While Amy and Rory are out having a romantic dinner, the Doctor gets a visitor from his past.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, 2nd Doctor - Complete
A Doctor and A Master reviews
The Doctor's a doctor and The Master's a master, but a Doctor and a Master of what?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2013 - 3rd Doctor, The Master - Complete
Instructions From the Future reviews
After receiving anxiously awaited instructions from a later incarnation of the Doctor, UNIT dutifully attempts to follow them to the best of their abilities.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - 3rd Doctor, 10th Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
A Short Trip Around the Block reviews
The Doctor finds one of his near-forgotten toys, and decides to go for a short trip in it despite the fact that it isn't the sort of thing that people picture his current incarnation driving.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Brigadier - Complete
Tom and Merope reviews
Different ways in which Tom Riddle and Merope Gaunt could have gotten together without a love potion ranging from the tragic to the humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Tom R. Sr., Merope G.
The Price reviews
There was a reason the Hogwarts students knew nothing of the actual Hogwarts graduation ceremony, much as they knew nothing of the Sorting, despite the fact that just about every adult witch or wizard has gone though it. If they knew, nobody would turn up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U./Tobi
The Assassin reviews
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Hiruzen S., Homura M., Koharu U. - Complete
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
And, That's When reviews
As they say, Loose Lips Sink Ships. What follows after however may loosen bowels.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Fugaku U. - Complete
Prevent This! reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Rokudaime reviews
The war is over, and seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fate? reviews
Was it really fate that sent Hizashi into the Branch House, or just random chance and some really rotten luck?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Everything Old is New Again reviews
A drifter passing through the Enterprise encounters a scene that he'd once witnessed from the other side. Will warn you here and now that there will be a bit of a spoiler for the new film.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
An Experiment in Intoxication reviews
A story about naruto getting drunk, while I got drunker and drunker. Warning: Do not tryi thhis at hom e unless you are of legal drinking age.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's Like Deja Vu All Over Again reviews
Why a Naruto gets pregnant in the Academy fic wouldn't work...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Naruko U., Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Hello, Officer Williams Speaking reviews
In Psi-Corps, there is a worse punishment than being transferred to the MetaPol station in Siberia. After an accident involving Bester and a can of paint, Sergei and his partner Ralph have pulled that particular punishment duty and are now stuck in an office that's roughly the size of a broom closet and forced to field all calls made to the fictional "Officer Williams".
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - A. Bester
History Exam reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. Has become AU due to recent events in the Manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
Little Uzumaki reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
First Try: Team Tetsuo reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,186 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Of the Day's Annoyances reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U.
Police Academy Naruto Style! reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by Tsunade. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
Consumed reviews
He'd had a heart once. He knew he had a heart once. People had told him it was there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Rainbows reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
Reactions reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Son of the Corps reviews
On that infamous Halloween, Xander becomes something that would send the creatures of the night running and screaming.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Xander H.
Teen Cop reviews
It is an established fact that Valin "Hal" Horn was 10 when his father left to fight in the Clone Wars in 22 BBY. It is also an established fact that Horn was already a CorSec officer when his son Corran was born in 18 BBY. There's no way in hell that people didn't notice his age, even though he had Jedi powers. Which begged the question of exactly how he got away with it.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Corran H.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
The Road to Tsuchikage reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
The Two Kakarots reviews
Humorous moments in the lives of Goku and his twin sister, including Chi-Chi's irrational suspicions and Raditz's reaction to Gohan before he gets the whole story. Various oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Goku, Chi-Chi, Raditz
Uzumaki and Uchiha reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Kushina reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
Unlikely Hunters reviews
A series of oneshots in which some rather unlikely Hunters ply their trade. Multiple crossovers.
Crossover - Supernatural & TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011
What I Did On My Earth Vacation reviews
Following the official First Contact, Mestral and a survivor of a prior science vessel crash who have hitched a ride aboard the T'Plana-Hath trade stories on their way home.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - T'Pol
Civilian School Blues reviews
During his training trip with Jiraiya, Naruto is hired to undertake a special mission for Konoha. A mission he would have rather done without, especially since he would be stuck posing as a girl the entire time. Fortunately, or perhaps Unfortunately, he wasn't the only one hired to protect his client's daughter's virtue, and he's stuck with a "sister" he'd rather not have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Naruto U., Deidara
My Reasons reviews
An Obito who's grown tired of listening to the guards rehash their opinions of exactly what was wrong with him as he awaits his trial goes back over his reasons for having joined Madara in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Of Letters and Lists reviews
A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Konoha's Greatest Hoax reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
First Try: Shippuden reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
First Try: Zabuza reviews
The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku
Jounin Present reviews
Obito may not have been the only one to forget to buy Kakashi a present.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
No Way In Hell reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Payback reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Cops 'n Blips reviews
A simple game of Cops 'n Blips changes everything for one Alfie Bester when he gets to play a cop and the blips run for a different target. Decades later, he gets a chance to see exactly how much everything had changed for him. Sometimes the last person you ever want to meet is the you who took the road you didn't...
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - A. Bester - Complete
For DireSquirrel reviews
I wrote this as a reward for DireSquirrel who found something I'd been looking for for me. The combined Shinobi army was defeated and Madara had implemented his Moon's Eye Plan. What the world became afterward however was completely unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
As Good as Mine reviews
What if there was a good reason for why Molly had steered her brood over to Harry at the King's Cross station and started treating Harry as if he were her own child without consulting him first, a good reason for why seeing Harry dead was a prospect she dreaded as much as the thought of seeing one of her own children dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/12/2013 - James P., Molly W. - Complete
Play It Again Sam reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Of Bladders and Days Gone By reviews
As Madara watches Obito train, he finds himself musing on a certain aspect of his past.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Madara U., Tobirama S. - Complete
But, They Didn't reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
Mindspark reviews
After the first human telepaths crop up, the galaxy learns why the Vorlons should have kept that Hetrodyne the hell away from certain genetic experiments.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Girl Genius - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - A. Bester
April's Rise, April's Fall reviews
In one timeline, Robert April becomes the first captain of the Starship Enterprise. In another, he loses everything and spirals towards his destruction. All it takes to change everything is the destruction of a single starship.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/14/2009 - R. April, Spock, Spock Prime - Complete
Another Chance reviews
Captain Kirk gets a chance to meet the father he never knew when a George Kirk from an alternate timeline is aboard a vessel that comes out of a certain anomaly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk
Alternate Transportation reviews
At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
5 Hokages reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Relatively True reviews
As Methos watches a film, he remembers something he once witnessed while he had been traveling through Japan.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Methos - Complete
Idle Conquest reviews
If those party boys at the first university that Khan had attended had known what they'd unleashed on the world, they'd have been kicking themselves.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Khan S. - Complete
Captain Sybok reviews
Thanks to a rather gaudy brochure rack, the life of Spock's older half brother takes a different course, and both of Sarek's sons end up in Starfleet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Spock
The Most Hurtful Thing of All reviews
There are three facts that may or may not be related. 1. While seeking revenge, Nero focused on Spock almost to the exclusion of all else despite the fact that the Vulcan High Council could arguably be given some of the blame. 2. When Spock surrendered to Nero, he almost seemed to recognize him. 3. Sybok had wandered loose around the galaxy for decades before he died.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Nero, Spock Prime - Complete
For Those Who Served at the Battle of the Line reviews
When the President of Earth put out a call for volunteers for a final stand at the end of the Earth-Mimbari war, not all of those who answered that call were as young as they appeared.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013
Stability Is Relative reviews
Watch as Bester brings a fellow PsiCop to Babylon 5 that he should've left at home. The command staff are amused, Bester is not.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 9/12/2006 - A. Bester
Evening the Odds reviews
Alfred Bester had known for a long time that war between the telepaths and the mundanes would be coming. In one universe, he picks a rather creative and surprisingly logical manner in which to ensure that the telepaths came out on top, and dedicates his life to making sure it happens when the time finally came.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2013 - A. Bester - Complete
Run Rabbit Run reviews
Hear the whisper in the air? The Hounds have caught your scent.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Complete
Self Insert VIII reviews
In which the author is given a lesson on why keeping in shape is a good idea, and why the Doctor's constantly choosing small skinny women as companions was more of a practicality than anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2013 - 2nd Doctor, OC - Complete
Self Insert VII reviews
The Author discovers why giving oneself awesome powers isn't a very good idea. At least, it wasn't the worst that could happen...
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC, A. Bester, J. Sheridan - Complete
It All Started With A Joint reviews
Who knew that bringing marijuana onto the station would create such chaos? Who knew that there were Hippie Shadows? Who knew what would happen when a Labor Law attorney was put in a Shadow vessel? Certainly not the Shadows. Certainly not Sheridan.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2008 - J. Sheridan
Where Have All the Elves Gone? reviews
There was a time when Man wasn't the only sentient species on Earth. That time ended nearly a thousand years ago when a war in the stars came to the Sol system.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lipstick reviews
Certain shades of make-up don't carry the same meaning for other species.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bulma - Complete
Things That Are Slightly Worse Than Death reviews
Darius survives, and finds a reason to wish he didn't.
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Darius, Methos - Complete
How The Bane Family Got Started reviews
Ask any member of the Bane family how it got its start, and they'll tell you of how the matriarch of the family had stolen a great treasure. But, as we all know, there are two sides to every story...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Darth Bane - Complete
Accelerated Phenomena reviews
Shortly after the station opens for business, Commander Sinclair and Security Chief Michael Garibaldi have a brief discussion about what has happened to a section of the station.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - J. Sinclair, M. Garibaldi - Complete
For Want of a Filter reviews
When little Bester misses out on a certain rite of passage, he becomes focused on something else and pursues it with the intensity that Bester pursues just about everything with. And, as with every universe in which Babylon 5 exists, when it comes to Bester, Garibaldi's the one who ends up taking it up the...
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2013 - A. Bester - Complete
Forgive and Forget reviews
For some, a friend is someone you're willing to forgive no matter where they don't tell you to shove your "Good morning Keptin".
Crossover - Babylon 5 & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - P. Chekov - Complete
Least Weasel reviews
There's always more than one way to skin a cat. Some methods however...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Karin and the Other Uzumaki reviews
When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
Multipurpose Hair reviews
Raditz's hair didn't just look good, it was useful as well.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Raditz
Little Monsters reviews
An alternate Sarek meets Amanda story. Sarek - not knowing what he's getting himself into - decides to teach at a Pre-school attached to the Elementary School Amanda teaches at. Amanda helps him deal with the little monsters he has to teach.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sarek, Amanda G.
Little Mistake reviews
AU, After several centuries, the Council finally closes a loophole in the code and decides to set an example to teach the Padawans that certain actions have consequences. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, he's that example!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Adventures in the Shinigami's Stomach reviews
Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Hashirama S., Minato N.
32 reviews
Idea from Rorschach's Blot's 101 things I'd like to see in fanfiction list. During the Invasion of Konoha, Sarutobi "goes ape". But, then again, part of his family name was "Monkey".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
What Shouldn't Be Is reviews
After he made his wish on a star, Hashirama got his best friend back, Team "Serious Issues" got a chance to rise in a new era, and Naruto found friendship and later love in an unusual, unexpected, and some may say wrong, place, when Naruto, Madara, Kakashi, Gai, and Obito end up in the past because of a Jutsu accident. Being written for and co-written with Flareose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Naruto U., Danzō S.
Notes From the Hokage reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Kushina's Boyfriend reviews
Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Madara U., Kushina U.
Novus de Virgine Forte reviews
Anakin's birth was a bit more miraculous than Shmi had let on. Written for Qoheleth's Malachy O'More Challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Shmi S. - Complete
From One Anachronism to Another reviews
"Have you never dipped little Suzy's curls in ink?" is a rather unusual question to ask three centuries after the invention of the ball-point pen, and more than two after just about everything went paperless but, James Kirk had asked it. The question that remains is how did something like that end up on the list of pranks that the Captain of the Enterprise had pulled in his youth?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - J. Kirk - Complete
Dear Cousin reviews
A certain someone writes to his cousin about his brother.
Crossover - Sherlock & Elementary - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sherlock H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Christmas Carol'd reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Tainted reviews
Mizuki reflects on the one crime he got away with. The crime that destroyed his career and eventually led to him betraying Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Mizuki - Complete
A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One reviews
Despite the fact that the job was practically a sinecure, the Uchiha officers of the Konoha Military Police Force didn't just hang around drinking coffee and snacking on doughnuts. Even though they didn't particularly care for Konoha's other residents, they had a job to do. And, as a matter of pride, they did it well. Even when it took them to the darkest places...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Fugaku U., Obito U./Tobi, Tekka U.
A Jealous Wish reviews
A year after Oopa's father is wished back to life, 13 year old Goku wishes for his own father to return to him. As they say, be careful what you wish for...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Goku, Bardock
Taking the Long View reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Old Ben reviews
Honestly, Obi-Wan probably hadn't needed to change his name when he moved to Tatooine. It wasn't like he would've been caught or anything if he hadn't...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Emperor is Dead, Long Live the Emperor reviews
Growing tired of his old apprentice and becoming a bit too impatient to wait for Luke to come to him since he isn't getting any younger, the Emperor decides to go looking elsewhere for an apprentice. Unfortunately for him, things don't quite go to plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - E. Palpatine
First Try: Autumn Leaves reviews
Team 5 Oneshot: In the early days when the team was starting to come together, Naruto finds a D-Rank he likes and Tetsuo finds a reason to teach other than making his wife happy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Never Alone reviews
If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Kindness, Destruction reviews
An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Ad Aeternitas reviews
The Sanderson Sisters had been playing with a power that no human could truly comprehend, and forever had really meant forever, not just until they were dead once more.
Hocus Pocus - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Thackery B./Binx - Complete
Akatsuchi's Lament reviews
He was Akatsuchi, a loyal Iwa ninja and the Tsuchikage's bodyguard, and he had absolutely nothing to do with the Akatsuki dammit.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Akatsuchi - Complete
A Match Made in Hell reviews
Tobi was sure regretting having that super special Sharingan right about now.
Crossover - Naruto & Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Homecoming reviews
He's been gone for years, and now he was coming home.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Insubordination reviews
Three members of SG-1 have decided not to follow General Hammond's orders...Or have they?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill - Complete
First Try reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rosie reviews
For the most part, June Cleaver was happy. But, sometimes...
Leave It To Beaver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - June C. - Complete
Saving Mizuki reviews
Mizuki's path to salvation hadn't all been roses. The man's thirst for power and respect didn't magically vanish with his decision not to betray Konoha, and old habits die hard. Companion to and expansion of the oneshot Salvation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U.
Worth a Thousand reviews
As Tobirama looks at the picture someone from another universe sent him, he couldn't help but laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Tobirama S. - Complete
Please Kill Me reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier reviews
If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Other Lukes and Leias reviews
When Anakin or Padme or both can't or don't produce for whatever reason, Luke and Leia have to get into the galaxy by some other means. Here are some of the more interesting ways they did so. Some may become their own stories.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Luke S., Leia O.
GSS reviews
Someone learns rather late in life that they weren't quite what they thought they were.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
With Friends Like These reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid, and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Tobi Visits the Past reviews
Obito ends up meeting his future self when he falls out of a swirling vortex into the field where he and his team are training. Naturally, there is horror, angst, and teenage moodiness on Obito's part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Extended Vacation reviews
With teammates like these, Goku may as well have been alone.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Goku
Bad Trip reviews
Team Minato find themselves thrown forward in time...into a Kakashi/Naruto universe. They are naturally traumatized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
Cliche reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
The End reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
The Stories He Told reviews
He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Food Fight reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Reason reviews
Considering the fact that both sides believed that they were right, they would naturally believe that what they were doing was the right thing, and may even have similar reasons for doing what they were doing, and a shared inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Path Has Been Set reviews
You were born in pain, darkness, and hatred, and you will likely die the same way, but along the way, you just might save the world. That at least is what you keep telling yourself as the number of sacrifices it takes for your plans to come to fruition continues to mount.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Gateway Book? reviews
For some, it would seem that reading Jiraiya's works leads to undesirable behavior. When Sai finds Jiraiya's only non-pornographic work at the library, there are a couple of small misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Deficiency reviews
One man's meat is another man's poison and vice versa.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
My Nephew Harry 2: The Hogwarts Years reviews
After spending a few years in the care of his Aunt Marge, it is now time for a Harry to go to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,577 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Marge D., Harry P.
My Nephew Harry reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
A Name He Could Do Without reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Thirty Years reviews
To an outside observer, he had been given an eternity. As far as he was concerned however, he was only allotted a mere thirty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
How Crap TV Saved the World reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Playing Games reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The MP Team reviews
Residents of a colony that is being victimized by Romulan pirates have decided to hire the A-Team as a last resort. Unfortunately, when acquiring said team, they grabbed the wrong vehicle.
Crossover - A-Team & StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Decker
NaruShikaChou reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Chōji A.
Crash reviews
The story of an Immortal pilot who is determined to soar despite the number of times he had been rather violently brought back down to the ground.
Crossover - Highlander & A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Duncan, Murdock - Complete
One of Those Faces reviews
Rick and AJ find someone very familiar standing in their office.
Simon and Simon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Broken
You have to wonder what was going through Rick's head while Frank Campbell was being led away by the police in The Uncivil Servant.
Simon and Simon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete