Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Last Updated: April 21, 2018
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Dear bored person reading my Bio,
Sup. How you doin' fam'? Good? Well, I don't care! This is about me! Not you! I kid, I kid, your bootiful and precious and I love your face. Anywho, let's get started.
You can call me Eliminous, or Eli for short. One thing that is probably obvious about me is that I read a lot of fanfiction. I don't know if I find it sad how much SasuNaru/NaruSasu fanfiction I read, or if I'm impressed with myself. I don't even watch the anime! Literally 90% of the knowledge I know about Naruto is entirely from what I read on this website or AO3. I've been reading it for like... I dunno... six years maybe? Sounds about right. You can just call me FanFic Whore. It's undeniable how fitting that title is for me.
Just to clarify; I am not a writer. This is but a new hobby of mine. If you actually enjoy whatever I write, you probably should go back to school. I kid, I kid. Jokes aside, if you actually read and enjoy my stories than I am forever thankful. It's nice to know they aren't half bad and that encourages me. I am always failing my English classes so I doubt anything would even be comprehensible so I apologise in advance. I'm not even sure if I used that big scary word correctly.
Where, Were, and Wear are a lifelong struggle for me. I know the difference and I know how to properly use them in a sentence but for some idiotic reason I always, always end up putting the wrong one. I hate it so much. The same goes for There, Their, They're; Your, You're; Than, Then; Whether, Weather; and any other words that look or sound alike.
(I don't know. I just really wanted to use the quote thing.)
Why did I decide to write fanfiction, you ask? Well that's a good question. I don't know really. One half of it is because I'm bored and want to try something new. The other half is just a whole lot of fuck it. When ever I read fanfiction I always get this, in my opinion, awesome story idea. However, my problem is that I forget it way too fast. I lose ideas in five seconds and it frustrates the absolute shit out of me. But I decided to at least try writing stories. If I ever get a random idea I will type it out on my phone's notepad app and hope I can make something work with it. If I'm too slow to open the app and it slips from my mind, then so be it.
Alright, so about the shit that I'll be writing; Most of it will be SasuNaru. But at some point I'll probably end up writing a whole lot of NaruSasu. Honestly, it depends on what I'm in the mood for. I usually spend somewhere around a good half a year reading SasuNaru. When I get bored of it, I switch to NaruSasu and so on and so forth. Although, I've recently started reading Drarry (and fuck if I'm not totally hooked), so maybe I'll do one or two of that. Dunno. We'll see.
Er... I really don't know what else to put here... Let's see... Oh, I can draw? Is that interesting? No? Aight.
Welp. Why you stuck through this annoying bunch of words is beyond me but thank you anyways. I really appreciate the attention. I guess I'll type below the summaries of stories I'm working on in case you're interested.
PS: In regards to my stories, I really truly appreciate constructive criticism. Such reviews may very well affect the course of my stories. As long as there is no hate or venom, I highly encourage you to leave honest and mature reviews. Thank you and peace!
The Clock Is Ticking (In Progress): "Naruto..." she said sadly, "He's going to leave Konoha in a week. This is your last chance. The clock is ticking." Sakura's words rang loudly in my head as I stood there looking into onyx eyes. What's the Teme doing out this late? Why is he in this neighborhood? How long has he been standing there? And for the love of god, why is he shirtless!? SasuNaru; AU; Rated M; Multi-Chaptered; HumorRomance
Boundless (In Progress): If I wanted the blonde haired, blue eyed artist, you damn well better believe nothing will stop me from getting him. No is not an option. "No." The blonde said smoothly, his sky blue eyes turn away, focusing his attention to the couple he had been sketching once again. I have to force the gadgets in my head to spin as they register his response. "Come again?" SasuNaru; AU; Rated M; Multi-Chaptered; Humor Romance
Classroom Brawl (In The Works) It's a snow day in Konoha but despite how extreme the weather conditions are, everyone is still forced to attend school! Students and teachers are not amused. It's up to our two favorite Biology teachers to start a rebellion against the Administration's decision. What does that mean? Free day! But shit doesn't get real until Orochimaru and his students challenge Jiraiya's class to an intense game of DodgeBall! High School AU; Rated M; One-Shot, maybe Two; Humor and Parody
Seven Years (In The Works): Naruto and Sasuke's battle at the Valley of the End unexpectedly leaves Naruto in a comma. Two years later, Sasuke is captured and dragged back go the Leaf Village by an outraged and unforgiving Sakura. He wasn't prepared for the sight he met after waking up restrained to his hospital bed. SasuNaru; Slight AU; Rated M; Multi Chaptured; Angst and Romance
Change Of Plans (In The Works): Draco's life long mission to humiliate his obsession turns into an intense game of cat and mouse when Harry begins to act a bit... strange. He's more determined now than ever to unravel the mystery that is Harry Potter. Drarry DMHP Nonmagic AU
Ships I Read
(In case you're wondering)
From favorite to least favorite:
I'd add LeviEren but I can only go for Levi as the top and in most fics he's shorter than Eren. I just can't handle when the bottom is taller for some reason. It irks me so.
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