Eliminous
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Joined 06-10-14, id: 5793498, Profile Updated: 06-27-18
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Last Updated: April 21, 2018

Email: [email protected]

Dear bored person reading my Bio,

Sup. How you doin' fam'? Good? Well, I don't care! This is about me! Not you! I kid, I kid, your bootiful and precious and I love your face. Anywho, let's get started.

You can call me Eliminous, or Eli for short. One thing that is probably obvious about me is that I read a lot of fanfiction. I don't know if I find it sad how much SasuNaru/NaruSasu fanfiction I read, or if I'm impressed with myself. I don't even watch the anime! Literally 90% of the knowledge I know about Naruto is entirely from what I read on this website or AO3. I've been reading it for like... I dunno... six years maybe? Sounds about right. You can just call me FanFic Whore. It's undeniable how fitting that title is for me.

Just to clarify; I am not a writer. This is but a new hobby of mine. If you actually enjoy whatever I write, you probably should go back to school. I kid, I kid. Jokes aside, if you actually read and enjoy my stories than I am forever thankful. It's nice to know they aren't half bad and that encourages me. I am always failing my English classes so I doubt anything would even be comprehensible so I apologise in advance. I'm not even sure if I used that big scary word correctly.

Where, Were, and Wear are a lifelong struggle for me. I know the difference and I know how to properly use them in a sentence but for some idiotic reason I always, always end up putting the wrong one. I hate it so much. The same goes for There, Their, They're; Your, You're; Than, Then; Whether, Weather; and any other words that look or sound alike.

Because of my god awful inability to actually write proper English, I am in dire need of a reliable Beta. Send help.

– Me. April 22, 2018

(I don't know. I just really wanted to use the quote thing.)

Why did I decide to write fanfiction, you ask? Well that's a good question. I don't know really. One half of it is because I'm bored and want to try something new. The other half is just a whole lot of fuck it. When ever I read fanfiction I always get this, in my opinion, awesome story idea. However, my problem is that I forget it way too fast. I lose ideas in five seconds and it frustrates the absolute shit out of me. But I decided to at least try writing stories. If I ever get a random idea I will type it out on my phone's notepad app and hope I can make something work with it. If I'm too slow to open the app and it slips from my mind, then so be it.

Alright, so about the shit that I'll be writing; Most of it will be SasuNaru. But at some point I'll probably end up writing a whole lot of NaruSasu. Honestly, it depends on what I'm in the mood for. I usually spend somewhere around a good half a year reading SasuNaru. When I get bored of it, I switch to NaruSasu and so on and so forth. Although, I've recently started reading Drarry (and fuck if I'm not totally hooked), so maybe I'll do one or two of that. Dunno. We'll see.

Er... I really don't know what else to put here... Let's see... Oh, I can draw? Is that interesting? No? Aight.

Welp. Why you stuck through this annoying bunch of words is beyond me but thank you anyways. I really appreciate the attention. I guess I'll type below the summaries of stories I'm working on in case you're interested.

Much Love,

Eli.

PS: In regards to my stories, I really truly appreciate constructive criticism. Such reviews may very well affect the course of my stories. As long as there is no hate or venom, I highly encourage you to leave honest and mature reviews. Thank you and peace!

Story Summaries

The Clock Is Ticking (In Progress): "Naruto..." she said sadly, "He's going to leave Konoha in a week. This is your last chance. The clock is ticking." Sakura's words rang loudly in my head as I stood there looking into onyx eyes. What's the Teme doing out this late? Why is he in this neighborhood? How long has he been standing there? And for the love of god, why is he shirtless!? SasuNaru; AU; Rated M; Multi-Chaptered; HumorRomance

Boundless (In Progress): If I wanted the blonde haired, blue eyed artist, you damn well better believe nothing will stop me from getting him. No is not an option. "No." The blonde said smoothly, his sky blue eyes turn away, focusing his attention to the couple he had been sketching once again. I have to force the gadgets in my head to spin as they register his response. "Come again?" SasuNaru; AU; Rated M; Multi-Chaptered; Humor Romance

Classroom Brawl (In The Works) It's a snow day in Konoha but despite how extreme the weather conditions are, everyone is still forced to attend school! Students and teachers are not amused. It's up to our two favorite Biology teachers to start a rebellion against the Administration's decision. What does that mean? Free day! But shit doesn't get real until Orochimaru and his students challenge Jiraiya's class to an intense game of DodgeBall! High School AU; Rated M; One-Shot, maybe Two; Humor and Parody

Seven Years (In The Works): Naruto and Sasuke's battle at the Valley of the End unexpectedly leaves Naruto in a comma. Two years later, Sasuke is captured and dragged back go the Leaf Village by an outraged and unforgiving Sakura. He wasn't prepared for the sight he met after waking up restrained to his hospital bed. SasuNaru; Slight AU; Rated M; Multi Chaptured; Angst and Romance

Change Of Plans (In The Works): Draco's life long mission to humiliate his obsession turns into an intense game of cat and mouse when Harry begins to act a bit... strange. He's more determined now than ever to unravel the mystery that is Harry Potter. Drarry DMHP Nonmagic AU

Ships I Read

(In case you're wondering)

From favorite to least favorite:

SasuNaru

NaruSasu

Drarry/DMHP

Shizaya

Gerita

KagaKuro

I'd add LeviEren but I can only go for Levi as the top and in most fics he's shorter than Eren. I just can't handle when the bottom is taller for some reason. It irks me so.

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A single touch ஜ by Shirohimesstories reviews
(Shizaya) Raped by strangers. Yes. That's what Izaya was- That's what he would like to forget. But his mind acts despite his wishes. Why can't he stop the fear? The trembling, the cold shivers? And then there was Shizu-chan. He opened the door, the blond sitting there. Tears from crying stained the raven's face. "Why are you here?" PTSD, comfort, romance
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,234 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.]
Lights Out by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? Modern AU, NaruSasu, Rating for what is implied. Revisions Complete. Explicit version is not posted here due to site rules. Only the main pairing is tagged.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 179,293 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Hokage's whore by DingDongDenied reviews
So apparently the Hokage is stressed out and over worked. His friends think he should relieve some stress. Let's go to a whore house, shall we? NaruSasu. Age difference. Yaoi (Ongoing. If people are interested I will continue this story.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rules by BlackProdigy reviews
"I've got to go," Naruto voice was thick with pain. "This was a mistake Sasuke. I should have never come here...because you don't love me like I do you." The Uchiha was silent, his head twisted to the wall. Just as Naruto was turning away, Sasuke's voice was just as haunted. "Why do you think I keep coming back to you? Why do think I can't let you go?" (Sasu/Naru)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/29/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say You Hate Me by Cakes Go Supernova reviews
All Katsuki Bakugo wanted was for Deku to say three words. "I hate you." But those words never left the boy's lips. And then, he disappeared. AU, OOC.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/31/2018 - [Katsuki B., Izuku M.] Shouta A./Eraserhead, Eijiro Kirishima - Complete
Home, Where the Heart Is by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Naruto never had a family - until he meets Sasuke, who turns his life upside down. And Naruto wouldn't have it any other way. Naruto's pov; AU; angst; slash; warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 10/10/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Getting Into the Christmas Spirits by kizukatana reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are both working shitty jobs over the holidays. But a chance encounter and a bottle of tequilla make things a lot better. Co-written with CapturedByNoodles NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Let Me Make You Mine by msmooseberry reviews
Sasuke is a fully grown alpha of sixteen who has his mind set on his brother's childhood friend, one stunningly beautiful omega Uzumaki Naruto, who, however, seems to still see him as a child. What is he to do? SasuNaru, KisaIta, A/O/B, age difference, lemons, two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 11/27/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Kisame H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Midoriya Effect by twilighteve-writes reviews
Midoriya Izuku is adorable as hell, and everyone in 1-A knows this well. Most doesn't realize how dangerous he can be. He was dangerous because he doesn't realize just how adorable he is. Or; Izuku is an adorable sunshine child, a cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure, and no one can say no to him.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 1,223 - Published: 12/3/2017 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Tenya I., Katsuki B. - Complete
Love me tender, love me sweet by msmooseberry reviews
Sasuke has always been tall, and self-conscious because of it, but Naruto doesn't mind at all. SasuNaru, OOC, size difference, two-shot, lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,651 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/20/2017 - Published: 10/28/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Strange by YanaEffect reviews
Naruto wants to find out why the strange man is a persistent visitor of the funeral home. Along the way, he finds out other things about him as well. mortician!AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 11/10/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Minato N. - Complete
Do What Now? by Uzamaki Sasuke reviews
Naruto, determined to graduate high school as quickly as possible, wakes up late on the first day of junior year final exams - only to discover himself in bed naked next to Sasuke Uchiha, sh-t nugget extraordinaire, who insists that he is now Sasuke Uzumaki and that they had graduated high school - 10 years ago. NARUSASU, WARNINGS IN EACH INDIVIDUAL CHAPTER, MOVED ACCOUNTS 2ND POST
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perfect Fit by msmooseberry reviews
Ever since Naruto first lays his eyes on the beautiful dusty-pink lace ensemble, he can't stop thinking about it. The same goes for Sasuke, who is determined to make the gorgeous omega his whatever it takes. SasuNaru, A/O/B, lingerie, mafia, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 11/9/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Stress Relief by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. Sasuke is stressed out; Naruto offers to help. Getting a blowjob from your bisexual best friend in the name of stress relief - what could go wrong? Oneshot, modern AU, Sasunaru. Smutty. Not a birthday fic, but posted for Naruto's birthday!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/10/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Numbers by SpaceIsTheLimit reviews
"These are numbers." "Yeah. My numbers." Naruto winked, and if you're a guy, and you weren't gay before, you are now. Sasuke almost laughed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Can't Stand You by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. Naruto's been pining after Sasuke for years, and is just about reaching his breaking point. Oneshot, modern (college/university roommate) AU, Sasunaru. Smutty!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/27/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Bet by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. Naruto lost a bet, Sasuke's losing his mind, and Kiba's finding this way too funny. Features maid costume!Naruto and pining!Sasuke. Oneshot, modern setting AU, Sasunaru. It's a maid costume; y'all know the smut is here. Cover art by spideybaby on tumblr!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/27/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mother in BAMF by Seito reviews
"Fuck you! I will end everything you love, starting with your mother!" Silence. Everyone froze, turning to see Deku's reaction. "You're kidding, right?" Izuku said, honest confusion on his face.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 969 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., unknown1, Mina A. - Complete
Fly me to the Moon by saya-chan21 reviews
Sasuke, who's always busy flying to different countries for business meetings had only one stress reliever. Sex. Being with different girls to relieve his sexual urges until now, he can't believe he'd feel strong attraction towards a guy. Strong sexual attraction that made him want to repeat doing this guy again, and again... And again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Lived As Gods by Uzumakiflame reviews
"We were Heistman, you know?" "Heistmen?" "Yeah. Those guys who knew how to fuck with the government. We were the shit." "How'd you meet them? Your crew?" "Our story isn't like the others. Our story is way more than that. You gotta get me some coffee. Real good coffee. Leave the blood of the beans in it, too." "Fucking nut." Narusasu; KibaShika.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,065 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Dirty Little Itch by Angelas reviews
It's Naruto's first day of high school. And thanks to Sasuke, first day for a lot of different stuff. Two-shot. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,374 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 10/2/2016 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Kiba I., Gaara - Complete
Disorderly Conduct by IMySpyEye reviews
Sasuke used to be a womanizer. Now, Naruto's all he can think about. Too bad that Neji, Sasuke's long suffering best friend, has to go along for the crazy ride. SasuNaru, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Gaara]
The Toxin by IMySpyEye reviews
Sasuke gets hit by a toxin during a mission, making him more than a little handsy towards his blonde teammate. SasuNaru, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
No escape ஜ by Shirohimesstories reviews
(Shizaya)After DRRRx2 Ketsu- Izaya? Injured, his life is on the edge and he is being brought out of Ikebukuro- and Shizuo? Still in the city, together with Tom. Everything seems to revert more or less to normality- at least for a second, before they both get caught up in something that neither the fortissimo nor the brilliant informant can handle... COMPLETED
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,865 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 4/1/2016 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Masquerade by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. Sasuke and Naruto are forced to go to a party by their respective bosses. One thing was certain: this night was going to suck. Wasn't it? Oneshot, modern AU, Sasunaru. Smutty! Cover art by whoistobio on tumblr!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Santa's Naughty Boy by babyvfan reviews
The night before Christmas, Harry gets an interesting visit from the big man in the red
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Dangerous Game by scarylolita reviews
The jocks and the thespians don't typically converse. When star quarterback Naruto starts an online conversation with Sasuke from the drama club, a strange new friendship begins. Unbeknownst to Sasuke, however, Naruto has an ulterior motive. High school AU, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/12/2016 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Avenger-sama by Rasengan22 reviews
Two great things are happening for Naruto tonight: He's meeting his favorite pop music artist, Avenger-sama, and he'll also be losing what's left of his virginity. The latter, of course, is just a bonus. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,369 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mark Me Up by Heroes Fly-Minho's Hero Limps reviews
In which Izuku is shy, Katsuki is possessive, and Ochako accidentally embarrasses her best friend.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Katsuki B. - Complete
What Does The Fox Say? by UzumakiFox reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are sharing an apartment and the raven comes home to his blond dancing to this song. Sasuke finds it amusing, that is until Naruto starts to twerk. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hindsight by Rasengan22 reviews
They were best friends and then, one day, Naruto left without a single word to anyone. Six years later, he's suddenly reappeared in town and Sasuke wants answers. But is Naruto ready to give up his reason for leaving in the first place? AU. NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,541 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Complete
I Can See You, I Promise by Uzumakiflame reviews
"You're here." A kiss on the neck followed by a soft gasp. "I can see you, hear you, smell you, taste you, touch you. I'm willing to bet my life that you're here and you're breathing." Sasuke just wants to know why this detective thinks seeing dead people is normal. Naruto just wants to know him better. Narusasu AU Yaoi. Mystery/crime/horror/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,774 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
His by Smartangel10 reviews
Naruto is chained to a bed with no escape. Is there really any more to say? Rating raised to M for, well, you know. Boyxboy. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Room 37 by Rosswen reviews
"They are each other's sanity in this insane world." [AU, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Better You by Uzumakiflame reviews
The beautiful tainted man leaned into the car window and whispered seductively "I can be whatever you want me to be. For three thousand Ryo. Whatever you like." A hand brushed his soft cheek and the money touched his palms. "I want you to be...a better you." Sasuke gave the man the craziest look, but hopped into the luxury car anyway. Narusasu AU Mpreg Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,458 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Every Once in a While by SweetGumdrop reviews
Being gay was hard enough as it is without trying to figure out if someone is being nice to you because they feel sorry for you if they're interested in you. (Rest of the summary is inside) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2016 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
No Regret by Cannibal Inc reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,300 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Letting You Know by Uzumakiflame reviews
"You're not better than anyone else, Uchiha." The prince stared down the guard at the end of his bed. "Just letting you know" The man continued as the prince crawled forward and wrapped his arms around the strong neck. He stared into the guard's eyes. "I know." Because somehow, in some crazy fucking way, those two never end. start over, but never end." Narusasu AU Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/9/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Test by kizukatana reviews
"Look, I just think you should do a... test... while you're out here. No strings, no risks. You hate feeling like an ass because you end up breaking up with every girl you think you love. Just... try it with a guy, and see how it goes," Kiba said, flinching at the glare his best friend Naruto threw at him. After all, he had found the perfect candidate. Yaoi (boyxboy) SasuNaruSas AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,319 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Perverted Stalker by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Sasuke just wanted some decent apartment without the worry of loud neighbors. He expected after he transferred to another room, he'd finally get that. What he didn't expect was his sexy blond new neighbor that moved in. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Fugaku's Laments by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 870 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U., Naruko U. - Complete
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 750 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
His Home, Is My Home by YaoiKitty-Chan reviews
NaruSasu. Christmas AU. To fill the emptiness in his heart this Christmas, Naruto creates an imaginary boyfriend. He gets more than he bargained for when he meets a dark haired beauty, and his fantasy becomes reality. Mature content. BoyxBoy. Yaoi. Smut. Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Survival Of The Dead: The Dead Rise Again! by narusasulover1234 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has a hard life, a normal job until one day his whole life is turned around when the apocalypse takes over. With the world in chaos, he desperately tries to survive this new predator from hell. Survival is the only option, it's kill or be killed. With life his life on the line he must choose to fight or give up everything. Narusasu and other parings. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 165,431 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
After sunset by Shirohimesstories reviews
(Shizaya) Curiousity killed the cat-In Izaya's case his inquisitiveness... could mean his death. After trolling at a "demon summoning", he obviously doesn't believe in at all, he finds himself experiencing strange things- and suddenly the great, confident informant of Ikebukuro... doesn't seem all that confident anymore... maybe Shizuo can help him? angst, gore Completed ;3
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,461 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Lifetime Decisions by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Astoria isn't able to conceive due to a misfired spell. Harry offers to be their surrogate, wanting to help one of his best friends. Draco agrees and while both think they can keep their hearts out of it, it will prove very difficult to just stay friends when Harry falls pregnant. Implied mature content; Mpreg; surrogacy; angst; cheating; arranged marriage; more warnings in story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,441 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Astoria G. - Complete
Team Seven's Hit List by dazai-san reviews
In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 477 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Alluring Crimson by babyvfan reviews
"I saw you at the library, looking up at the sky, even though you tried to fight against it. I could smell the fear and interest rolling off you. It confirmed what I always knew," He leaned in closer. "That you are mine." Underneath the glow of the crimson moon, a vampire claims his mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 156 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Philosophy of Ramen by kazenoyouni reviews
Can ramen determine a person's path in life? Uzumaki Naruto thinks it can. The Philosophy of Ramen is one that guides the Path of Fate… But fate can be unexpected. And yummy. (SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rejection by victimofmywoes reviews
He stood there shocked and devastated beyond belief. Rejection hurt like hell. AU. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by scarylolita reviews
Naruto's neighbour is a junky. He tries to keep his distance, but after a particularly eventful night at the bar, it gets difficult and he is taken on a roller-coaster of tragedy in the form of a young man named Sasuke Uchiha. AU, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,046 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Naruto and Sasuke by fangirlandiknowit reviews
"Somehow, our names seem to always be associated with each other..." Naruto is trying to deny his feelings, but summer break and an overheard conversation makes it difficult. NarutoxSasuke. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,004 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 7/30/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Without You by Miasen reviews
Naruto's heart is breaking and he doesn't know how he can stop it from shattering completely. He's not ready for this, isn't ready to let Sasuke go. Yaoi, AU, angst, smut, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Keep your Sharingan on Teme by Onokiyo reviews
Naruto asks Sasuke to keep his Sharingan on. Narusasu yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rammy says: ilu 8D No matter your flaws :heart: by FastForward reviews
When Sasuke Uchiha decided he wanted to make friends on the internet, he never knew how attached he would truly get to a very interesting individual named Rammy. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,628 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Homo by MelStitch reviews
"So you two are together now?" "Yah." "So you're gay?" "No." "Huh?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Closer by scarylolita reviews
Naruto is a flirt, but Sasuke never takes him seriously. AU, pwp, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Bloodlust by Ilessthan3Yaoi reviews
Out of all of his servants, the little, blond fox was definitely his favorite. [Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU, Vamp!Sasuke and Demon!Naruto, Slight PWP, One-Shot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Hickeys by MyNameIsFishy reviews
An expressionless painter, an attention-seeking boyfriend, and an art studio. What could possibly happen? Well, obviously, lip locking is highly possible. And love bites. AU. NaruSasu. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
All We Have, We Lose by greatestchange reviews
Their relationship had been non-exclusive for several years, but both of them knew that the other wanted more. However, it wasn't so easy when Sasuke was unable to fully come to terms with his own feelings. But what happens when Naruto gets offered an internship that involves going abroad for three years? Will Sasuke finally give in, or will he let go? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Draco's Kitten by Living.Like.A.Boss reviews
Having a cat animagus was absolutely fine. Turning into some sort of cat-human hybrid was not. Especially not when he suddenly goes into heat! DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
I Won't Let Go Of You by lagseeing1123 reviews
Sasuke goes to the rooftop, his secret place where no one will think of finding him, except this time, Naruto was right there, sitting on the edge. Warnings: Mature, Hurt/Comfort, Yaoi, SasuNaru. They are 22 years old and in their fourth year of BSPT in this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
How to avoid a speeding ticket by kizukatana reviews
Naruto is having the worst day in his life. He just got fired from his part time job a week before finals. On his way home, he gets pulled over for speeding. The only upside is... the cop is kinda hot. CorruptCop!Sasuke, BrokeStudent!Naruto (SasuNaru) AU SEQUEL UP ON AO3! (How to Get your License Back)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
So You Think You Can Dance? by snazzwithpizzazz reviews
Naruto's thing for flexible guys is no secret, so when he stumbles upon Sasuke, his dancer boyfriend, stretching, he gets a bit... amorous. Contains: voyeurism, perverted boyfriends, dirty talk, narusasu, and yaoi, among other things. Full warning inside. Don't like, don't read. M FOR MATURE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Layer by Layer by iKoffeeholic reviews
Two nerdy social pariahs at Konoha University, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha, find love in each other through unlikely twists and turns.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Fridays are so much fun by BlackChoko reviews
Sasuke has always had a thing for Naruto, so what happens after their friends leave when they have watched a movie together? SasuNaru lemon. Rated M for sexual content and language. Might be OOC. [Oneshot] My first fanfiction edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Looking for us by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Being in love with your best friend is never easy, but there might be a light on the horizon for Naruto. If only Sasuke wasn't so oblivious... NarutoxSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,035 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Shhh by Miasen reviews
Working in a library with someone that consistently gets on your nerves can be hard, especially when all you want to do is yell at that certain someone, but can't. Shhh... you're in the library now, babe. Yaoi, SasuNaru. No angst, just lots of fun and smut to be had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Full Hands by FlairForTheVeil reviews
Sasuke, for the life of him, couldn't understand why Naruto wouldn't leave him alone. AU. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,113 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Home At Last by PaigeyD93 reviews
After being gone for a year, Naruto is finally coming home from his military tour overseas to be with his fiancée, Sasuke and his adopted son Konohamaru. But Naruto is keeping something big from Sasuke. What could it possibly be? Read to find out! AU BOYXBOY rated M for a reason. One-Shot, R&R please p.s HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARUTO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Konohamaru S. - Complete
Red Walkways by DeetsViBre reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,659 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Dobe and a Teme by xxsweetravexx reviews
Naruto is a troubled teen. His parents were murdered at the age of ten to a murderer that couldn't be caught. He's living with his grandmother Tsunade and they are moving back to his hometown. He doesn't like the idea of moving back to his hometown, but will a certain raven from his past change that? What will happen when murders suddenly re-appear? Undergoing major editing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,146 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
White Walls by keepmeworthy reviews
Naruto, an emotionally disturbed rape victim, is sent to a mental hospital. While there he collides with Sasuke, a bipolar patient with intamcy issues. The two try their best to stay away from each other, but they can't help but to feel close.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,207 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Controversy by Night-Being reviews
Naruto and Sasuke argue about who will take Sakura out on a date. They decide to deal with their situation like true rivals – with a fight. Only to end up in a totally different situation. Non-massacre fic. Warning for lemon and yaoi! [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
My Adorable Pervert by YaoiKitty-Chan reviews
AU NaruSasu. Sasuke forgets his and Naruto's anniversary, and to make it up, he prepares a little surprise for his boyfriend. Detailed Smut, Yaoi, boyxboy, kitchen sex. Happy NaruSasu day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Crime of Passion by SasuNaruXP reviews
Multibillionaire Sasuke Uchiha is about to get married and his bride-to-be insists on wearing a diamond tiara. A diamond tiara that catches the eye of certain blonde thief. SasuNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Anatomy by Mcgde reviews
One night stands with your new boss can never lead to anything good... Can they? SASUNARU SMUTTINESS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Desire by ruiiko reviews
Robin likes Kid Flash, even if he's too oblivious to notice. He's always flirting with other girls... but one accident can bring out the truth and feelings, along with some naughty fun.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
This Anger Led to Pleasure by Walk It Off Pietro reviews
Wally makes Robin angry and wants to makes things better. Its a horrible summary but worth reading! malexmale WallyxRobin
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by fuelled by ramen reviews
During a rather savage storm and some rather heated 'alone time' Naruto is interrupted by his neighbour, Sasuke. His night quickly spirals into a downward influx of sin and desire. NARUSASU. One-shot. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closer by Miasen reviews
Sasuke moved across the country to get away from his father when he started college, ready to finally prove that he is good enough. What he wasn't ready for was the blond tornado called Naruto. NaruSasu, lemons, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,471 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Plastered Romance by DeathbyPanda92 reviews
Naruto starts finding letters hidden in an old house he is renovating for friends. Curiousity gets the better of him and he deciding to take it further and find out about one particular owner and walks into a few surprises. And whats this about a lightning, a nosy neighbor and a lovesick maid? Sasu/Naru ***CURRENTLY BEING EDITED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,368 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Pillows and Mattresses by The Pyromancer reviews
Naruto suspects that he might be gay. So what does he do? He has Hinata accompany him to a gay club to find out if he's gay or not for sure. In the club they discover a pair of people more amazing than they could have ever imagined. Features two separate lemons, one Yuri and one Yaoi. AU. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Hinata H., Sakura H.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Marriage by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Saying those three special words are truly never easy to say. For once you've laid those words out, there's no taking it back, but what happens when you don't say it? Uchiha Sasuke finds himself catching a wedding to stop. That's what. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H. - Complete
Let Me Love You by MissMouse43 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been best friends for as long as they can remember, and over the years their affection for each other had grown into something much more than friendship. Just when Naruto was going to make his move, unfortunate events get in the way. Can the boys fight through the hard times? or will they forever be stuck in the "friend" zone? NaruSasu! AU. Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,290 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Stranded by My Thought Bubbles reviews
Beached on an island after a plane crash, Sasuke and Naruto and have to survive together. Between imitating Bear Grylls, hitting each other with sticks, and fighting off jaguars, they begin to do more than just survive. Iruka and Kakashi have to work fast to find them before anything else happens SasuNaru, KakaIru. AU, Gore & Violence warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 151,530 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
Blue Eyed Savior by AngeliChemicals reviews
Naruto X Sasuke - Some days you forget purposely, some you just can't remember, and then there is that type of day that you just can't seem to forget…When it comes to remembering anything important, Naruto falls short, but there is one day Naruto could never forget no matter how hard he tried to erase it from his memories. Rated "M" for reasons inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Like We Used To by another wannabe author reviews
Naruto tries to woo Sasuke like it's his day job - Monday to Friday. NaruSasu. (Now with Overtime - Saturday & Sunday.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
It's Never as it Seems by DragonofFernweh reviews
"So you want me to deal with you, Uchiha?" Sasuke and Naruto were completely different people behind closed doors. They had a side of themselves they could only show to each other; Naruto loved to control Sasuke, and Sasuke wouldn't deny wanting it. He could push Naruto just over the edge if it meant being punished. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Much Ado About Valentines by Kryzanna reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Leaf Valley High School, and as usual, Sasuke Uchiha's got the attention of all the girls; causing Naruto to sulk in jealousy. But the raven's actually giving someone a valentine this year. How can Shikamaru use this information to his advantage? And will Kisame finally actually get one this year? He doesn't care...but it would be nice... M/M pairs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,322 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
With Love, Your Stalker by FastForward reviews
Naruto has taken to stalking his best friend Sakura, because he is in love with her. She likes someone else, which is what leads him to this new hobby. Then again, Naruto's got a stalker of his own, and getting rid of him seems to be more trouble than it's worth. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas by Kryzanna reviews
Naruto loves Christmas, and the holiday season can only improve when his old best friend returns home after 5 years of no contact. With everyone working together again, it'll be just like old times -except that Sasuke's all out of Christmas spirit. With Naruto out to prove how magical Christmas really is, will Sasuke be glad he came home this year? Contains yaoi and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,386 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Looking For Love by Kryzanna reviews
Every Valentine's Day, Naruto's work hosts an event for lonely singles and this year he's determined to NOT be one of them. He's a romantic at heart, but with work, and helping his friends with their plans, how can he expect to fall in love when he can't even get a date? Or does love already have something interesting in store for him? Contains yaoi and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Treat by Kryzanna reviews
The best part about Halloween is always the Horror House; a terrifying attraction run by the Uchihas. Just like every year, Naruto winds up lost; but this year, he feels like someone's watching him; stalking him through the house, the maze and even the cornfield. This Halloween is definitely going to be one to remember. Contains Lemon: (YAOI) Not actually a horror story. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,732 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Impracticalities of Supernaturality by Kryzanna reviews
When Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha moved to Konoha; a rumoured hotspot for the unnatural, they never expected to find a house full of less-than-normal inhabitants. Fires, teleporting and psychic meddling; Sasuke's going to learn how difficult it is to live with the supernatural. Contains Yaoi and LEMONS. SasuNaru, KisaIta. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,613 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Craving by VioletWylde reviews
Under flashing club lights and through a drunken haze, I made a mistake. Who hasn't? While the error was simple, the repercussion was much more complicated. I never new I could do these things (God, is he a pervert). And I never thought I could feel this way (about a guy) . So, what am I supposed to do now that I can't seem to get enough? NaruSasu. AU. M for language and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,969 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just a Joke by kazenoyouni reviews
Naruto hopes this is all just a joke, but what kind of crazy joke is this? But bound by a promise he can't just ignore, will he give in and let this joke influence the rest of his life? And if he did, would it really be so bad? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sai and Dementors by phoenixyfriend reviews
No one ever realized how bad of a combination the two would be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Team Seven, Sai - Complete
Connected by RenEliz reviews
One-shot; Draco/Harry. Short (sleepy) smutty one-shot with Dom!Veela!Draco and Sub!Mate!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Malfoy's Bitch by TaraJo reviews
Bitten by a werewolf doesn't always mean that you'll transform into a werewolf but it definitely increases your animalistic instincts and behaviour. Harry will learn that at first hand. Creature!Fic, Top!Draco, Bottom!Harry, dub-con, alpha/omega dynamics, knotting, heat/mating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 421 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Complementary Colors by Glow in the Rain reviews
[NaruSasu AU] Sasuke, a talented and excellent student at Konoha High, has a crush on Naruto, the school's gregarious star athlete. But he's too shy to tell him! What's a guy to do? Part 5 of 5. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damaged by dmnq8 reviews
One is never beyond redemption, no matter how damaged he is. - Kiriban prize for Greyrocks. SasuNaru. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Praying For Stars by Cherry Ami reviews
' AU: The clocks engraved on wrists show you the time until you will finally meet your soul-mate. For Shizuo Heiwajima, the exact time is really close. The outcome is not what he expected.' Rated M for eventual Shizaya. The idea is better than it looks like. Angst, lemon, yaoi, romance and etc.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,111 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Defying The Law by DragonofFernweh reviews
Uchiha Sasuke could be called many things. Arrogant, stubborn, a b*st*rd, things like that. And when he decides one night to break the law, who better to punish the rule breaker than police officer Uzumaki Naruto? Sure, maybe he was breaking some rules himself, but the second he had the smart mouthed Uchiha handcuffed, he couldn't resist playing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Malfoys and Santa Claus don't mix well by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Draco hated that he had to accompany Harry and Teddy to the mall to visit Santa Claus. No point in visiting a fake one in his opinion. Wait, what does that idiot think he's doing with pulling Harry on his lap? Mentioned Mpreg; Drarry, fluff, oneshot for Christmas, a bit of foul language courtesy of an angryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 241 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Post Me Nots by raiTonight29 reviews
NaruSasu. Coffee Shop AU. The first time Naruto sees him is when it is raining one night after practice. Naruto tries to strike a conversation but is ignored in all his attempts. Until an idea comes to him. Grinning, Naruto reaches over and sticks a post-it note over the man's laptop screen, making the stranger blink in surprise. "Can I talk to you? :)". T for Teeth-rotting fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Racing Heart by Niveously reviews
Sasuke decides to go online and starts chatting with this Naruto guy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,988 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolates by raiTonight29 reviews
NaruSasu. Grumbling something about perpetually irritating sunshine and the agony they bring to people who left window blinds open for their assault, the unfortunate heap of limbs and cotton shifted before it was promptly kicked out of bed by a long tanned leg. Sasuke never really was a morning person. Luckily, his blond blue-eyed Naruto can fix that. Morning ninja-verse fluff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gold by Kkas reviews
It started off with curiosity, then before he knew it, his feelings had gotten the better of him again, and Sasuke was everything and more to him. But his silence was anything but golden. AU Twoshot for NaruSasu day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Month To Fall In Love With You by Shizaya1398 reviews
A certain doctor gives Shizuo and Izaya month long cruise tickets,hopeing the two will finally stop fighting if they spend a little time together. Will this not very well thought out plan work or just end up sinking the ship?/shizaya/rating will change
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,335 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Desirable by xLoveless19 reviews
After being forced into a spiritual séance, Naruto is hunted as prey by a demon that was accidentally summoned into his world. His bad luck, just got a lot worse. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Animal Inside by DragonofFernweh reviews
When Naruto's inner animal goes into heat, his instincts take over and he ends up taking Sasuke back to his bedroom to claim him as his mate. And who's to say Sasuke had any problem with this? (NaruSasu, a birthday fic for our beloved Naruto! OOC for both characters)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Legendary Playboy by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Naruto's infamous title attracts many lovers into his arms, captivating every one of his admirers, but what if his title was only that? Just a title. His false title that also lures smoldering onyx eyes into discovering his embarrassing secret - Being a virgin. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Love That Lasts by deathskeith reviews
I want a love that I can keep. I want to meet the one who makes my hearts soar! For Sasuke Uchiha, that person was a blond named Naruto. It looks like Kiba finally did something right. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Potion No 9 by blackdragonsghost reviews
When a botched potion reveals that Harry's not quite as innocent as everyone thought, all of Gryffindor takes up the challenge to figure out just who defiled their saviour... except that apparently, it's not going to be that hard to solve the mystery after all. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 319 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cooperation by dbc357 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, bitter rivals, are forced to write an essay together. The day they spend together comes with an unexpected end though. NaruSasu Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stamina Training by TNSXBunny reviews
As the weakest member in the team, Kuroko stays back after basketball practice to train on his stamina. Kagami watches from afar and decides to show Kuroko what real stamina training is. Story One in the Locker Room series.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 145 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Kagami T., Kuroko T. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 238 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Kisses are for Lovers by KJmom reviews
Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,009 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 229 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life by dmnq8 reviews
Just a couple of grumpy old men. Slight yaoi. Older!NaruSasu. Kiriban prize for Dictionarykiller. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/11/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Day In, Day Out by HowDoYouDoop reviews
In a busy city Uchiha Sasuke is a slave watching the world of the free pass by him. One day a young man stops at his window and strikes up a conversation. Talking is all well and good, but what can this blonde haired, blue eyed stranger do for Sasuke? ((TW:rape))
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,237 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 315 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Mine by SingingInTheShower reviews
Draco sees Blaise Zabini talking to Harry and gets a little possessive. Oneshot. Established Drarry. Slash. M for obvious reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Be My Hero by dmnq8 reviews
A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,389 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
At The Onsen by dmnq8 reviews
Bunch of guys chilling at the hot springs. Crack. Crude language. Kiriban prize for xallfalldownx. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Somewhere In Time by Daydreamer79 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki buys the portrait of a young man and becomes enthralled with him. It's not until he finds himself shot back to 1935 that he realizes he now has a chance to live a life less ordinary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,882 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Victims of love by shiverdreams reviews
"You fell for your roommate. Happens all the time. Kinda cliché." NaruSasu story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,915 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Day From Hell by dmnq8 reviews
Worst day yet, no lie. Sequel to Not A Good Day, Another Crap Day. AU Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. SasuNaru, shonen-ai. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Glory by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Mature Content...as always - What happens when Draco and Harry each find the opposite end of a hole in the locker room wall? Oh, stop it with your dirty minds. Oh wait. That's exactly what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trivial Things by KJmom reviews
A Slytherin always gets what he wants. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Groom by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto meets a man in a tool shed and one thing leads to another... AU, SasuNaru, PWP, two shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,238 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Choice by keikopanda102 reviews
Naruto has given up everything in order to save Sasuke's life- but why? Now, Sasuke is determined to find out what would make Naruto care so much about him after everything he's done. SasuNaru. Yaoi. After Shinobi War Arc. Plot and Romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,790 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Childhood Secrets and Adult Desires by fuelled by ramen reviews
A friendship forged in childhood but forgotten in adulthood is remembered through more than just words and more with actions. NARUSASU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken by LeviathanoftheSky reviews
Under the blood-matted hair, stained most likely by a drying wound on the side of the man's head, was a pair of familiar red eyes, opened just a crack as they followed him pleadingly, fearfully. Warnings inside. Eventual Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,266 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - [Shizuo H., Izaya O.] - Complete
Another Crap Day by dmnq8 reviews
Yes. Another one of THOSE days. Sequel to 'Not A Good Day.' Shonen-ai. For Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Sasunaru. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Six Bowls by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto will do anything for ramen... anything. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fish Cake by Square with Glasses reviews
In the end, it was the stupid bowl of fish cakes to blame. But Sasuke certainly wasn't complaining. NaruSasu EXTENDED AND NOW WITH FULL LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not A Good Day by dmnq8 reviews
"Uchiha Sasuke. Jock. Cool. Smart. Gorgeous. Straight." AU, Shonen-ai, SasuNaru. Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
I've Got More by VioletWylde reviews
Getting laid was not enough, I am determined to make him mine. Normally I wouldn't work so hard to convince somebody but for him I make an exception. Resisting was his first mistake - I will show him the error of his ways. Sasunaru. There will be lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Uke by AiDan-Kurai reviews
Naruto must be one brave idiot, or maybe it was the alcohol, either way Sasuke's about to learn something new and it's called : uke. Now whether he accepts this new position... NaruSasu. AR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Together by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
A fluffy, smutty little story about Harry and Draco's first time together. Top!Draco and Bottom!Harry. OOC, lemon, MxM loving, un-beta'd. All mistakes are mine. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Lies Between by dmnq8 reviews
As in, 'All Heaven, Hell, and what lies between'. "It is choice, not chance, that determines your destiny."- Jean Nidect. Dark, evil Naruto. Religious themes. AU. Yaoi. Narusasu. Giftfic for Delectat. Disclaimer in my profile, warning in the fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,597 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
My Little Pet by OtterPrincess11 reviews
Naruto shows how much he missed Sasuke. SasuNaru. Submissive Naruto. Highly rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Discreet Lesson by AiDan-Kurai reviews
Sasuke has been demoted and cut off by Itachi and made to work in a greasy old fast food restaurant. Why isn't he complaining? NaruSasu Hard Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obsessed by Juura99 reviews
An office flirtation, two different perceptions and a downward spiral as reality ends and obsession begins... SasuNaru, One-sided SasuSaku. Based on the Trailer for the movie: Obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Grease Monkey by dmnq8 reviews
It's one of those days when you're hot as f*ck, bored as f*ck, horny as f*ck... Yaoi, sleaze, NaruSasu. Giftfic for roxxihearts. Disclaimer in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Rented To Be by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,542 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome to My Life by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto are rivals. Sasuke is a jerk and geek, Naruto is loud and popular. But as they learn about each other could love bloom? With pressures from friends and family there are many obsticals to over come.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,132 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eyes in the Crowd by michelerene reviews
Out of the million pairs of eyes Sasuke had scanned over his career, one set of blue were the only ones that had ever meant to catch his own. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 169 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Being a Yakuza's Bride by Lilbakasaru reviews
Who'd have known that spilling some wine would have such great consequences? Naruto certainly didn't. SasuNaru Humour/Romace/Crime/ Angst, yaoi, Yakuza galore, AU, and other pairings, inspired by Yamane Ayano's Viewfinder COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,763 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Notice Me, Dobe by dmnq8 reviews
The real story of Naruto and Sasuke. Crack. Giftfic for Marinav92. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Driving Test by dmnq8 reviews
Naruto looked at him openly, the first time he'd done so since showing up at the DMV. The eyes were an arresting shade of blue, enough to make Sasuke fall in love if he stared too long.- Yaoi. Giftfic for Diyella-Sama. Disclaimer in my proile. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughty by BelovedShadow reviews
Sasuke becomes very jealous when Naruto comes home at 2am Christmas morning, he thinks that Naruto has been tainted by another man and feels the need to re-claim the blonde as his own. SasuNaru YAOI...slightly PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Gaara - Complete
Wrapped up by oddbird reviews
Naruto thought he had it all, but then his newfound happiness was torn away from him. Christmas is drawing near and he still hasn't found a new light. NaruSasu AU. Giftfic for didi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gay Chicken by malfoysminx reviews
What happens when a drunken party game gets a little out of hand? dm/hp drarry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke by kiiyu-sama reviews
Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Other Outcome But This by NineHundredThirteen reviews
For as long as Naruto and Sasuke has known each other-they had hated one another. They can hardly be in the same room without breaking out into a fist fight. But what's this-Naruto is starting to grab his ass and whisper into his ear? NARUSASU, Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Gringy Boots reviews
Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 137 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gunmetal by CerealK reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Hell and Back by dmnq8 reviews
How far would he go to apologize? And since he was contemplating going to the other side of the globe to do just that, could his intentions really be summed up with such a benign word? Sequel to LIB. Yaoi. SasuNaru. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,298 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Deliverance by kodak-85 reviews
Sasuke had a secret friend that no one could know about. It kept away all the things that went bump in the night. Supernatural, NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ink by Fifi McFu reviews
Sequel to Piercings. When you lose your lover, all else fades from existence. A tattooed promise is the one thing that Sasuke can hold onto when he thinks that a fire has taken Naruto's life. Lemon, yaoi, slight OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hiss and Kiss by Jelp reviews
Naruto can't get the stranger who kissed him out of his head. And apparently, the stranger doesn't seem too keen to let Naruto out of his sights. Sasu/Naru Mini collab with Darkalbino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For The Greater Good by dmnq8 reviews
"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Second Kiss by dmnq8 reviews
Dare or destiny? Boys will be boys. Another contest entry. Shonen-ai. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Unspoken in ANBU by Juura99 reviews
There are many unspoken things in the ANBU world. But how does Sasuke feel about people using Naruto to 'relieve sexual frustration in order to perform better on missions? Especially when he's in love with the blonde? SasuNaru Yaoi. I don't own Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stalker by dmnq8 reviews
It was part obsession, part downright nosiness. He wanted to know all Naruto's business. Plus, Naruto was hot. AR, OOC. Shonen-ai. NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile. Rating may go up. Elements of parody and angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Dirty Picture by Fiend Maz reviews
Naruto misses his bastard and demands things of his uke that involves a masturbating show and a dirty picture while he waits for Sasuke to come for the weekend. And Sasuke does, perfectly. Naughty Porn. NARUSASU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by fuelled by ramen reviews
You thought he didn't know you existed. He couldn't wait long enough to get you into the right bed before having his way with you. NARUSASU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidden Desire by apiegohome reviews
After finishing a hard day of work, Naruto goes out drinking, but why for the love of God did he end up in bed with his boss? NaruSasu Yaoi - This has plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Book Stores and Bows by Cannibal Inc reviews
"You like him," my editor stated. And though I had a feeling I would soon be eating my words, I opened my mouth. "Prove it"- And it all started with a fat lady, though it hardly ended with her singing. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,907 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Enjoy the Ride by Fifi McFu reviews
When you're stuck at the top of a broken Ferris wheel with your acrophobic boyfriend, what's a man to do? PWP, lemon, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke has to disguise himself as a girl to escape and evil wizard. What happens when he falls in love... with a boy? YAOI LEMONS NARUSASU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
OBGYN Hell by Psychotic Dreamers reviews
Sasuke didn't think anything good could come of being forced to escort Sakura to her Obstetrician appointment; thank goodness Dr. Uzumaki is more than happy to save Sasuke from this hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Posession by stealth gato reviews
Naruto gives himself to Sasuke to save Konoha. YAOI LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 140 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Big Surprise by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Draco gets suspicious when Harry's always too tired for sex. Is Harry ill of is he cheating? Only one way to find out. DM/HP Slash, Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 210 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fight The Moonlight by TanukiRaccoon reviews
They met as children. They had an awkward adolescent encounter. As adults, they meet again. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All I Need by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke doesn't need his family. All he needs is Naruto. NaruSasu, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 264 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yes, I've seen the Bear by TKCat reviews
CRACK. Naruto joins a prestigious hunting society, but to be chosen as a honored member, he has to slay a bear. Too bad, Naruto doesn’t know there are no bears in the forest in February. Only horny Uchihas who’d love some "company" in the cold... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rebound by dmnq8 reviews
All he'd wanted was a shampoo and some gossip from his hairstylist, but the gorgeous temp working in the salon was too fine to resist. Yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Stellar-TheFanGirl. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Connections by Daydreamer79 reviews
Sasu/Naru Sasuke is Itachi's man on the streets. He does the dirty work that needs doing to make sure the Uchiha family stays on top. What happens when he saves the son of his family's rival? Yaoi,mafia,violence,NC-17, For Mature readers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,052 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 180 - Published: 2/18/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Price of Salvation by dmnq8 reviews
Sometimes the only way to win is to surrender. Yaoi, NaruSasu, Lemon. Dominant, slightly dark Naruto. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/13/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Patent by NineHundredThirteen reviews
There wasn’t a day that passed by without Naruto saying something perverted while trying to pinch his ass. That should have been a clear sign, right? NARUSASU -yaoi lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Moron by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto is Sasuke's best friend. His only friend. But after Sasuke overhears him talking to Kiba, he has his doubts. NaruSasu, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc. This is for Aiek.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 136 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bringing Home Strays by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke's mother always told him not to bring home strays. What happens when Sasuke does? And it's a human? SasuNaru, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
First Impressions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Toys by UchiHime reviews
To Sirius and Lucius and all of you who didn’t care enough to notice, We are no longer your broken toys. Signed Harry P and Draco M." SBHP, LMDM, DMHP, rape noncon , self mutilation. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Need You For Hope by Windseeker2305 reviews
Hope springs eternal,as the saying goes.But not for one Harry Potter.He has no more hope,not for himself.The last battle is near and he would prefer to die then survive after Voldemort is gone.Is there someone who can restore his hope?His future?SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,620 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Christmas Wish by Killercat-nya reviews
Sasuke is an elf that loses a bet against Santa, so he now has to deliver all the presents. Upon stopping at the orphanage he meets a unique blonde boy that only seems to baffle the raven beyond belief. Yaoi, SasuNaru, Lemon. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas Lemons! SasuNaru by vanna6yaoiheaven reviews
Its christmas break in the dorms and Naruto is staying in with his cruel room mate- what happens when there's a thunderstorm and a cold Naruto? SasuNaru! OneShot! LEMONS! YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Irresistible by dmnq8 reviews
Uchiha mob boss, jaded younger brother, retired detective. Despite being on opposite sides of the law, two men find each other irresistible. Some uchihacest, slight supernatural. Disclaimer in my profile. Requestfic for xXItaHinaSasuXx. Mainly NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,721 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
My Destiny by dmnq8 reviews
Re-acclimating to village life was hard. Finding out you had unmentionable feelings for a certain dobe that was no longer a dobe was much worse. NaruSasu, set from manga chap 395. Giftfic for SafireCharmz. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Delinquent by CerealK reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poems & Oranges by Acherona reviews
Lame ass ridiculous poems and an unhealthy obsession with oranges, the blond was a huge moron…Then why couldn’t Sasuke get him out of his head? Happy NaruSasu day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Always You by dmnq8 reviews
When Sasuke's past catches up to him he finds it's harder to let go of than he thought. Will he lose everything he's gained with Naruto? Sequel to Until You. Dark. Yaoi. Disclaimer in my profile. NaruSasu, some Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,824 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 488 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Been Kissed by stealth gato reviews
Inspired by the movie. WARNING: YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,124 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 399 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Painted Masks by Elsina reviews
It is the time of a new festival in Konoha and Naruto wishes to take part. Putting on a disguise behind a mask he joins the crowd, however he runs into Sasuke and things go down hill. NaruSasu, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,168 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Tied Up NaruSasu by merraz2590 reviews
There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 223 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Until You by dmnq8 reviews
Village bully meets village outcast.Will they each let the other in? Dark. Yaoi. NaruSasu. Rated M for Mature content and eventual lemons. I don't own Naruto or the characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,936 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Fear of Being Alone by NavyBlueWings reviews
It seemed like a normal night for Sasuke. After refusing Sakura, Sasuke wants nothing but to go home. So when fate places a boxer-clad past on his doorstep,can he escape the love confession he tried to forget? NARUSASU. Lemon one shot, reviews are nice
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Best Duel Ever by albe-chan reviews
A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Skater and the Goth by LimaLoser reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been watching each other for a while. When they finally meet... they lose control... and the demons come out! NaruSasu Oneshot Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 237 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ferris Wheel by NavyBlueWings reviews
What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poker Face by Ladelle reviews
After accidentally confessing his secret love for Naruto, Sasuke is completely floored when the blond recommends they try casual dating. After all, Naruto's up for anything, even if it means convincing Sasuke he can be gay too. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Three Times Lucky by Sharzam reviews
NaruSasu Where Naruto is a hormone-driven seme and Sasuke is the chakra-less uke. Not for those who think that Naruto's always the one who cried when they first have sex and think that Sasuke's always the seme. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Absence by CerealK reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has never spoken to Uchiha Sasuke, but he knows him better than anyone else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Far Will You Go? by Klei reviews
Naruto catches Sasuke and Sakura in intimate acts. The Uchiha insists that Sakura forced him to do it, which she did, but the blonde refuses to believe it! Therefore, Sasuke comes up with something to prove his love! : SasuNaru, oneshot, bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Right Here Waiting by CerealK reviews
They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
These Boots by Arid Tundra reviews
Oneshot, Yaoi SasuNaru. Naruto has a secret: he's a dancer in a gay bar. And it's just his luck that the damn Uchiha finds out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bite by NavyBlueWings reviews
Two/Three shot. Sasuke, in need of money, agrees to work at Konoha Camp. What looks like the summer from hell turns out to be the most important two months of his life when a certain blond sneaks into his head. SasuNaru, lemon in later chaps. AU. R&R !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,464 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Luck has a Brightside by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is pumped for the dance that his school is holding. But when his best friend Sasuke Uchiha starts acting funny, Naruto isn't so sure about the dance anymore...and what does YSA mean? SasuNaru Lemon in later chaps! AU!R and R please thanx!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,331 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bed Sheet by NavyBlueWings reviews
A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught in the Act by iluvEdo reviews
Don't you hate it when you are caught red-handed? NaruSasu, Lemon, NC17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 reviews
AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,640 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paragon by Alley-Oop reviews
Should anyone ever look up the word paragon in the dictionary, they’d find a definition similar to: a model of perfection. Right next to that particular definition, they would also undoubtedly find a picture of Sasuke Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,827 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Riding in Cars with Boys by stealth gato reviews
Getting stuck in a snow storm with your rival is never fun... but there are always some exceptions. WARNING: YAOI. LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stupid Potter! by malfoysminx reviews
What happens when Harry comes across ferret!Draco late at night in a deserted Hogwarts corridor? dm/hp drarry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bread and Chocolate by catharticdeficit reviews
Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feeling the Heat by michelerene reviews
Sasuke mistakes his savior for an angel and asks him to stay. Naruto, a firefighter doing his job, hasn’t broken a promise yet. Written for NaruSasu Day
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's Not to Believe? by aikotina reviews
Tricked into going on vacation with his ex-crush, all Sasuke wants to do is survive the week. NaruSasu. OneShot. Yaoi. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
At a Bar by TheUchihaRaven reviews
At a Bar Naruto is infatuated with a mysterious someone he has never met until that 'someone' takes an interest in him. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sun Up, Sun Down by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
When Naruto “earns” his cash to spend it at the best brothel in town, he expects good service. However, he gets more than he paid for. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,526 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 171 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vigilante by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,954 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He's a WHAT? by Ana-chan86 reviews
He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,933 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Sirius B.] - Complete
Chaos Magic by Ladelle reviews
In a battle that he can't win alone, Sasuke summons a powerful demon that he may not be able to resist...in more ways than one. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Butterfly by lalafall reviews
SasuNaru While substituting as a marriage advisor for his brother’s boyfriend, Sasuke happens to find one of his newest customers fairly, attractive. Thus, he plans to cheat his way into his customer’s life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Business Man by theallpowerfullme reviews
SasuNaru Sasuke's a business man with missions, to get back in Naruto's pants and to get Naruto to forgive him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Serendipity by KageKitsune XXX reviews
We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Veritaserum by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 140 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Easy? by bevino reviews
Could it really be... that easy? Rated for my foul language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Service all included by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
NaruSasu. At Sasuke's birthday what can you give a man who can get anything he wants? Probably one thing he wouldn't buy himself. A massage! The perfect solution for the workaholic man.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected by KrzyKid247 reviews
When Sasuke left Konoha, the lingering scent of Naruto remained with him. On that same night he left, Naruto made sure he marked him as his. Six months later, Sasuke comes back and Naruto is faced with the unexpected. NaruSasu. MPreg. :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Locker Room by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru It's amazing how pervy Sasuke is and how Naruto's just so random
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birthday Wishes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Naruto's helping Sasuke look for love in all the wrong places. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Al Dente by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Overprotective by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto is coming to dinner with Sasuke's family, and Itachi's a little protective of his foolish little brother. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Screw Destiny by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Naruto hated bastards with the passion of a thousand suns. Too bad that his new partner is a combination of all that. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Konoha Piercings' by Ureko reviews
Deciding to do something different, Naruto goes to get his ear pierced. However, one look at his piercer has Naruto coming back for frequent visits. Sas/Naru COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One way in by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru Naruto falling in love with Sasuke and his pervertedness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Home Sasukebama by Ladelle reviews
As the title implies, a cross-play with Sweet Home Alabama. Sasuke returns to his hometown to sever his ties with his old lover, only to find that he's not as out-of-love as he originally thought. NaruSasuNaru, One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Resolutions by Shounen-Ai reviews
..."My goal is to actually get to the sex, instead of the couch!" Naruto and monthly resolutions. Poor Sasuke.... NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,899 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disco Ain't Dead by KageKitsune XXX reviews
You can't really enjoy a party, when the one you love is dancing with some one else. NaruSasu Au. Warning: Yaoi content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Becoming Gay by Ahja Reyn reviews
Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not as Planned by NoNoWriter reviews
When it comes to Sasuke, Naruto knows the best. That doesn't mean things will go as planned, because when it comes to Naruto, Sasuke knows even better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Connection by darkalbino reviews
Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Total Domination by Montrealae90 reviews
NaruSasu’s Anniversary! Naruto and Sasuke have fun with toys! Bondage, shy Uke!Sasuke, dominating Seme!Naru, neko cat cosplay, EXTREME OOCNESS I AM DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS! THEY DO NOT ACT LIKE THEIR CHARACTERS!BECAUSE I KNOW!LOL
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Narutosexual by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is not a heterosexual, not a homosexual, nor an asexual. Sasuke Uchiha, the great prodigy of Uchiha clan is… a Naruto-sexual. And the truth to be told... Extreme silliness. NOT FOR CHILDREN TO READ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wrong Number by Zrina reviews
Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dr Speech by iluvEdo reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has become a mute due to a horrid past so he is bribed to see a speech pathologist, a famous one in fact. Uchiha Sasuke. But what if this doctor never failed a client once? But how you ask? He’s an Uchiha of course. Yaoi, SasuNaru, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Qwiky Lube by Zrina reviews
With college just a few days away, this is Sasuke's last chance to experience the one thing that life in the big city just can’t offer. Naru/Sasu Anal, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Without You by darkalbino reviews
It's only in the face of loss that we realize what we have, "What am I supposed to do without you?" SasuNaru,oneshot please read the warnings inside before reading fic, it's sure to please some and piss off others...although i hope it pleases everyone :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 168 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
War Zone by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by VanityWantsYou reviews
After meeting Uzumaki Naruto while taking a piss in a local restroom, Sasuke's life had started turning into dramafilled yaoi fanfiction. Christmas fic. NaruSasu. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because, In the End, That’s Who We Are by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
When Sasuke meets Naruto one fateful night, he doesn’t expect to fall in love. Neither does Naruto. NaruSasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lights, Sex and Destiny by KageKitsune XXX reviews
A freak snowstorm, a delayed flight, and one moron for a stalker. It can only mean one thing: Destiny. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Everlasting Desire by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Sequel to Bad Guys Playground] Two years later see how they all are now...SasuNaru and other pairings...grapic scenes in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Again by NoNoWriter reviews
[Sequel to Recycle] The only thing they are good at is getting in trouble and dying. Idiots, the two of them. That's exactly why they need so many retakes. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Salsa without the dip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Luck Comes in Threes by Lisea18 reviews
YAOI. NaruSasu. AU. Three unexpected meetings between our heroes showing how a total stranger can walk into your life in a rather unnerving way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 218 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mood Swings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Riding the Tube by Adistoria reviews
NaruSasu When traveling by public transport has it’s advantages. AU,PWP,Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fan and Whirlpool by NoNoWriter reviews
[Sequel to Fishcake and Nothing] Naruto wonders if his brooding Sasuke is ever going to get over the meaning of names. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Recycle by NoNoWriter reviews
They promised to start over, no matter how long it'd take. But Sasuke's timing in reincarnation is a bit off and Naruto, being the irrational person he is, gets into loads of trouble because of it. AU. Insane pedo!Naruto I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mercutio by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
Because, lets face it, being with Juliet was statutory rape and it’s about time the world knew that Romeo really wanted Mercutio anyway. SasuNaru AU ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spitballs by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Drabblish, post timeskip. Humor.] They may have suffered heartbreak and loneliness, but that doesn’t mean Naruto ever grew out of childish pranks. Poor Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 199 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
With one last growl by bevino reviews
In which Naruto make Sasuke need him... in a bad way. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How We Miss Together Tonight by bevino reviews
Naruto falls asleep at school and wakes up to find none other than a certain Uchiha in the room with him...[AU, NaruSasu, Yaoi. M.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dominant and Recessive by thepragmatist reviews
In which Naruto's child doesn't end up looking like he wanted. Stupid dominant Uchiha genes... SasuNaru. Short and Crackish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Soldier by bevino reviews
This was the third hospital he had been invited to, to identify a injured soldier as his brother. But how big was the chance to fall in love in a place like this? [NaruSasu, AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Even if by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where the hell's MY flashback! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
The members of Team 7 meet for the first time after almost three years. You'd think that after all this time, a girl would finally get a little respect. Poor Sakura, it's another NaruSasu yaoi fic. Rated 'M' for lemony naughtiness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto is gay for Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
N is for the Nakedness Naruto got to see when he yanked Sasuke’s towel away from him in the changing rooms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fishcake and nothing by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Choose Me by bevino reviews
Uchiha Sasuke had known since he was a very small child that you should never let a demon come inside your house after the night had come. But then it came. [NaruSasu, Yaoi, AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why I Don't Like Girls by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru] [Birthday gift for Seto's Darkness] Sasuke discovers his notebook which he wrote in when he was a young boy. Inside, there was a list of 'insert title'... [warning: Silly and Fluffy]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 277 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Cuddler by Quack says the T-shape reviews
In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Those are not Cicadas by thepragmatist reviews
Oneshot. Forced on a camping trip, Naruto makes some discoveries when sleeping in the same tent as Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pretty in Pink by LuffyKun3695 reviews
Alternate Timeline. Pre-Shippudden. "I fear I'm losing touch with reality. Today wasn't the first time I found myself ignoring my studies, transfixed by the pale flowing locks of pure pink that was Haruno Sakura" Two-Shot. Fluff. Alternating POV. Sakura/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - [Sakura H., Hinata H.] - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 250 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha News by Novelist Pup reviews
The Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Best Man: Part I of the Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No One, but ME by thepragmatist reviews
Got that Naruto? No one but ME get's to touch you like that. Sasuke's being a little Posessive. Auish. SasuNaru Yaoi, Limeish
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 490 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Battle for Dominance by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE] Naruto just started Konoha High School A.K.A. HELL. He catch the attention of K4, a ruthless bunch of bratty kids who enjoy tormenting others. Can he survive the peer pressure of high school? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,227 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 323 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
But I Thought! by His Spectacles reviews
Ron thinks Harry tops. Poor misled Gryffindor. All things are set straight after he follows them. DMHP my first bottom!Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 4,394 - Follows: 753 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 971 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 127 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cake by cutiechibi reviews
If you don't come back for anything else, come back for the birthday cake. Yaoi. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 204 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vampire Love by Beautiful-Boy-Love reviews
Harry is raped and physically abused by his Uncle. Malfoy has just come into his Vampire inheiritance only to find that Harry is his mate. Can Harry set his deep hatred aside and accept the love that could very well save his life?DMHP Finished with Sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 5,581 - Follows: 866 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Shack by Gold-Snitcher reviews
Fin. DMHP. A year and a half into the second year against Voldemort the Shrieking Shack has become active again. Hermione is determined to figure-out what is behind it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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The Clock Is Ticking reviews
"Naruto..." she said sadly, "He's going to leave Konoha in a week. This is your last chance. The clock is ticking." Sakura's words rang loudly in my head as I stood there looking into onyx eyes. What's the Teme doing out this late? Why is he in this neighborhood? How long has he been standing there? And for the love of god, why is he shirtless! SasuNaru AU Eventual Lemon Revised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 3/29/2018 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Boundless reviews
If I wanted the blonde haired, blue eyed artist, you damn well better believe nothing will stop me from getting him. No is not an option. "No." The blonde said smoothly, his sky blue eyes turn away, focusing his attention to the couple he had been painting once again. I have to force the gadgets in my head to spin as they register his response. "Come again?" SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 4/15/2018 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]