Hogwarts-Honey-Bee
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Joined 04-26-04, id: 579453
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey! Look what you stumbled upon? My URL! haha jk

Ok things about me:

Name: ooohhh, you'd love to know THAT wouldn't you? It's usually Nikki, but just call me Pidge! haha or Miss Patil. (If youjoin the site down below, you'll know why.)

Grade:Junior in High school.

Appearance: I'm about 7 feet tall with bright orange eyes and jet black hair that touches the ground! Ha! Fooled you! Actually I'm around 5'6" and I have blue eyes a blonde hair. And freckles...I loathe freckles. And I also hate my nose, but what girl dosen't?

Hobbies: Wow...ok lets see; I write songs, I write stories, I write poetry, I play guitar, I play soccer, I paint with acrilic and watercolor paints, I dance, I sing, I make the worlds best chocolate chip pancakes, Iread like a maniac, I shop like there's no tommorrow when I can, and I run...

~FUN FACTS~

I love Ronald Weasley like a fat kid loves cream cake! I love him, I love him, I love him, I looooooovvve him! haha, he's so cute! Yay Ron! Ron is my lover haha.

My favorite show ever is Friends! I looooovve Chandler! If Ron wasn't my fictional lover, then Chandler would be runner up! He's so funny! Mathew Perry, I love you!

I think Moose and Giraffes and Flamingos are the koolest animals alive. They're just so...unique! Much love to them!

IMPORTANT STUFF YOU SHOULD READ NOW: I RP (role play) as Parvati Patil on a very very fun fun fun site, and I'd REALLY like you to join them. Go here, it's free of charge, and if you like to write fanfics, you'll love this site! So much fun! And I'm one of the two main administraitors, so if you have questions then just email me. my email is lipgloss_lover15@hotmail.com

GO HERE:

avidgamers.com/hoggwarts

(GO! Go sign up now! lol there are plenty of available characters and you can even make your own.)

I think that Ron and Herms truly belong together! They always have and always will be soul mates! haha ok maybe not soul mates, but they're perfect for eachother saying the least.

I love Pizza! haha don't know what good that tells you but oh well.

You should read my stories because you wont be dissapointed. I hope lol.

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Not Your Typical Love Story by Shatteredangel2006 reviews
Hermione finds herself falling for her worst enemy. What happens when Harry gets in the way of their relationship? Will she be forced to choose her friends over love? Or does Draco have other plans? Contains cutting. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,501 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sometimes you've just gotta go with it by Nerd-and-12 reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Ron and Hermione have been friends since school and have bben through a lot together. But now at 24, things change. Ron is a famous quidditch player and Hermione works at the Ministry of magic. This is a classic tale of when friends fall in
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sirius Black's Journal by Dumbledore'sDelight reviews
Sirius Black has just been thrown into Azkaban. What better way to keep his sanity than to keep a journal? And here it is, presented to you by the wailing weirdos of cell 13! Enjoy and please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Sirius B.
A Seventh Year to be Remembered: Truth or Dare by 2Night.Shade8 reviews
Hermione, in her last year, wants to accomplish something worthwhile as a student not as an academic. A sudden boost of confidence leads Hermione to start a game of Truth or Dare in the Astrology tower. ::Rewritten & Improved::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Bake Sale by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Complete! Dear Professor Dumbledore, When Fudge cuts your funding, Snape's suggestion may not be the safest to take: especially if it makes the Potions' Master cringe, too. Includes Snape, baffled Death Eaters, and a chocolate cake worth its weight in
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The Malfoy Family by BehindBlueEyes52 reviews
HIATUS Revising Draco and Hermione got married one drunked night together.Being a Malfoy, Draco is legally bound to a family contract that states the couple married cannot get divorced, and they must produce and heir in the first two years of marriage
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
People don't know the real me by Creamed reviews
He slid down the wall, and touched his lips grinning absentmindedly ... she kissed him. DMHG HBP doesn't exsist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,112 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Day I Woke Up In My Best Friend's Bed by BeaumontRulz reviews
Guess where I am right now. I’m in my apartment with Harry. Now, normally that wouldn’t be a problem but... read on to find out what happened. HHr please R&R. This is being rewritten... very slowly. It's also paused.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,492 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Crikey! by wargear reviews
It is imperative that an emissary be sent to the giants, but who could replace Hagrid while he is away? Chapter four up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Rubeus H.
See Hermione Date by hermyandronforevr reviews
Hermione is just trying to find someone. So she dates...and dates...and dates some more. See what happens on her search for the perfect guy. And find out if what she was looking for was right under her nose the whole time. Chapter 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Road Trip by vellagirl reviews
School is over and the war has been won (by the good guys)and the trio is in need of a vacation. So follow along on this comedic(and sometimes romantic) road trip. Please read and review! AN: right now the story isn't R rating, but I think it will get
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,864 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Tis a WATERMELON! by Bandit-Queen reviews
WARNING: Has very little plot, and is based on a series of Monty Python-esque jokes. Read at your own risk. You might be disturbed... Everybody's in it, so there is some slash for you Homophobics .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Ron W., Ron W.
I Hate Mondays by Kayla Jane reviews
The meaning of love... How to tell her? It's not everyday you get to declare your love for someone. HPHG fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Three is to Much by Gorgena reviews
Congratulations Ms. Granger your going to be a mommy to triplets" Hermione's doctor said Just down a the hall "Congratulations Ms. Weasly your going to be a mommy to twins" Ginny's doctor said Just down the hall "Congratulations Ms. Lovegood your goin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Relationships Change by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETED! As is the SEQUEL! Ron and Hermione are dating, but something happens...who is there to comfort her? Our Slytherin badass, but he has another agenda...or does he? Rated R for language and scenes later on...this is your WaRnInG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 152,558 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, With a Spoonful of Milk & Way Too Much Sugar by Brinkixsh reviews
Love never worked out the right way. Everyone knew that. Look what happened to his mother. Being pretty was nothing else except for just one thing. Ginny Weasley was pretty, nothing else, and he promised himself it was just one thing... DM-GW. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,499 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
My Hidden Heart by Endless Potential reviews
Hermione starts to feel something for Draco. Problem is that so does two of her friends. Does she go for the man or simply step aside? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,216 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Way Things Were by EmeraldGreenEYES reviews
R&R. Hermione is angry at Ron and Harry and they are unaware why. Hermione seeks comfort from someone you wouldn't expect. Draco Malfoy. He's trying to take advantage of her and Harry and Ron aren't there to help. DMHG HGRW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All I Know by bantam-shine reviews
Summer before seventh year. Ron and Hermione. Completely alone at The Burrow. How ever will they occupy themselves? Written before HBP. RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,803 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Insignificant Life by Bozo The Moose reviews
You stare blankly into space for a moment, and I fear you will either laugh or turn me down in front of the whole school. Yet before you humiliate me, please. Hear my story. You may find out there is more to Neville Longbottom than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Neville L., Luna L.
Seasonal Suffering by DoraeAzure reviews
When Hermione falls in love with her red-haired best friend, she comes to realize that holidays are no help at all. Features secret agent Hermione,semi-psychotic Ginny, smugly smirking Harry, Quidditch kit Ron, and a truly spectacular hexing of Malfoy. AU after OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,703 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
We're insane, aren't we? by The Werewolf Mage reviews
It's the Marauders, being stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005
Kill me I beg you by mon-desir reviews
He wanted to stuff a sock down her throat. He wanted to strangle her. He wanted to hex her into oblivion. Any goddamn thing to shut her up." A long journey awaits. A mission. An island. One Malfoy. One Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ghastly by nevra reviews
Just read and find out! Sorry for not updating sooner!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Luna L., Draco M.
Substitute ::We All Love The Who!:: by wyverna reviews
Ten years on, and Freddy and Zack are the only ones who are still friends. The band have, um... disbanded, and no-one wants to remember the messy break-up. Trouble is, they get themselves into the same situation Dewey was in all those years ago. What's go
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2005
Harry Potter versus Voldermort by joebob64 reviews
The title says it all, beware
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Torn by Delrious reviews
Ron is torn between the loyalties to his house and to the woman he loves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Pansy P., Ron W.
Sugar Quill Induced Sugar High by Freckleface247 reviews
[ONE SHOT] This is what happens when Ron gets ahold of a sugar quill... pure craziness follows
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Ron W. - Complete
The Bookworm Closet Creeper by Mister Cellophane reviews
Ron is locked in a closet with Hermione. What do they do for fun?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
No Longer Just a Mudblood by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETED DrHerm This is really 20 chapters long, not one! I just entered it all. This is the first half of No Longer Just A Mudblood 2, so to continue this story find NLJAM2, then The Sequel ok? Look under 'Stories Authored' in my profile, if you can't f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,142 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wide Receiver and a Brain by Muggle-Marauder reviews
Before you read this, check out my profile. If you don't, I will get bombarded with questions that could have been answered there. It's for fun, kids, come on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
No Longer Just a Mudblood 2 by dracosgirl2515 reviews
Second half of No Longer Just A Mudblood. HermioneDraco pairing. COMPLETEDRead the sequel after
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 100,484 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One grain of sugar too many by Einah reviews
Basic HP random humor. LOTR characters come to visit Hogwarts, and disaster and chaos reign. It is a pointless story, and depending on your opinion, it doesn't end quite too well. My first fic, please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2004
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The Aftermath of Four Years Gone reviews
It seemed like everywhere she turned, there he was...Now was not the time to be thinking about the outcome of things...The return address stopped her dead in her tracks...She’d come to tell him, that she’d never forgotten...but it looked as if he had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Aftermath of Memories reviews
She rubbed her forehead, closed her eyes, and thought to herself 'What in Blaises have I done'...Graduation was a real fog to her right now...A summer at Ron’s house might give her a chance...He was leaving soon, and the thought made her want to cry...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,407 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
For Love and laptops: a Continuation reviews
ok for those of you who read the first 10 chapters... This is the next 10.. for those of you who haven't read the 1st 10.. plz r&r this is VERY good...also if you would like to read the first 10, go to my URL and it's right there... ok R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,840 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry potter meets The breakfast Club reviews
You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket-case, a princess, and a criminal, but to us we will always be..the breakfast club... HARRY POTTER STYLE! those of you who are die hard HP fans and stick with the book, you could read this but I don't know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
LOVE A Ron and Hermione Story reviews
This is my Valentines one-shot for you guys!It's really silly but it's cute! r&r plz!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
For Love and Laptops reviews
When Draco loses Pansy by uncontrollable events, will he be able to win her back with the christmas present she gave him...or will a certain someone help him see the right path...and will they want to go down it as well?...ch 10 up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.