Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, H2O: Just Add Water, Pokémon, Harry Potter, X-Men, X-overs, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Bleach, Fairy Tail, and Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン.
Let me tell you a bit about myself.
1 - Once went by as FireKitsune313.
2- I'm a girl. My zodiac sign is Cancer.
2 - My favorite anime are Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fairy Tail, and Bleach.
3 - Flames can kiss my ass.
Major Pet Peeve - Stereotypes. It's really aggravating. I have a pen pal who lives in China and the first thing she asks is if we Americans always eat McDonald's. ...Which is really irritating. I know that we're like the fast food capital of the world, but we eat at other places. America's called the melting pot for a reason. There's a billion different restaurants and places to eat of various ethnicity.
Favorite Quotes of Mine:
"A Hero, bears longing, brings hope, even if you walk into the jaws of death, even if you’re faced with crisis, let your will burn ever brighter, fight for those who believe in you, that’s what a hero is. Even as days pass, and the past is replaced by the future, that name will remain, as solid as rock, leaving its traces in the new age, a name is once more inherited, in this world of chaos, that’s what a hero is, a new wind, carved into history." - Sandaime Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen
"A hero who saved the hidden leaf village from an attack by a vicious beast… Who truly risked his life defending the village… A noble man with a burning will of fire… He never hesitated despite the approaching threat… He fought to the end… To protect what was precious to him… This… is the story of a hero… The story of a hero I love." - Namikaze-Uzumaki Kushina
Sometimes, the purest of souls bear the brunt of bad luck. - Unknown
Society asks us to be symmetrical and perfect, yet every imperfect spark is far greater than their 'superior' would be better. Do not let others rule you. You are you and you alone. - FireKitsune313 (The thing I live by.)
Life gives you challenges. It is up to you to overcome those challenges, become wiser every time. - Unknown
Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it. This is what to say in a very bland tone to a dumbass of a man who uses cheesy pick up lines and doesn't get you want to be left the hell alone.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Please stay there then.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.
Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!
Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.
Man: I know you have Sunday off, so we might be able to hook up if you know what I mean.
Female: I have an uncle for a lawyer you creepy stalker.
Male: You make me want to live here forever. After all, if someone as beautiful as you live here, I'll stay here.
Female: You make me want to run for the hills. Forever.
Fanfiction Pet Peeves:
A grammar issue inside a summary. I can sort of deal with like a single misspell of a word or something, but I can't stand it when a person constantly misspells.
Major Plot holes. Like you enter in a new weapon without explaining it at all and then suddenly it can shapeshift or something.
No Character Development - I can understand if the fanfic was created for humorous purposes or a series of one-shots, but I get a little pissed if someone creates a book without atleast some flashbacks to allow people to understand why the character is like that or something.
Grammar inside of a book. I get really annoyed if this supposedly amazing book has a billion tiny misspells inside the chapters. It drives me up the wall.
No real plot line - I can understand if it's a drabble fic, or if you can make it actually work, but I get really mad when this amazing book just goes off the wall into something and I can't understand it at all.
Crack - if you write something for the sole purpose of it being incredibly confusing, I get mad. Like it gets random and stuff, and the mood goes from mad, to hilarious, to happy in only a few seconds.
So yeah, I really don't read fanfics like that, and tend to a avoid them.
It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.
THEY HURT HER:
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.
THEY HURT HER.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
R.I.P Common Sense. You shall be missed by the people who are different from the sheep and the idiots that call themselves human.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
You say English, we say Japanese
You say cars, we say Nyan Cat
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say hello, we say kon'nichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
You say souls, we say Soul Eater
You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto
You say Family, We say Vongola
You say notebook, We say DeathNote
You say gay, We say Yaoi
You say Lesbian, We say Yuri
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus
Re-Post this if you're an Otaku and proud!
I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl who people look through when I say something. I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl who people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom, Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, .Talithia-Hawk., Brittnodo, SunnySmile1324, Hope You Will Always Stay, FireKitsune313
These are some story ideas I just can't write, so I want someone to take it as a challenge.
Sweet Master Challenge -
Everyone knew of the legendary Sweet Master, but no one knew who it was. A baker with hair as gold as the sun, and eyes that shimmered with Mako. Yet, he somehow avoids all of the Turks and Soldiers efforts in catching him. (Timetravel, Badass, Baker Cloud!) [I really want this to yaoi...I love yaoi...but I'm afraid I don't have the...skills to write it.
...In Remembrance to Fred Weasley... …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry's actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring
Time, Space, Balance
It was unspoken. The fate of those that dared to mess with the Tri-ni-sett with their arrogance. The three skies of Time, Balance, and Space would come, and those arrogant souls disappeared, never to be seen again.
Canon Divergence -
1 - The Curses of the Skies are more developed in the story.
2 - The Skies of the Tri-ni-sett are equipped to deal with those who break the laws of the Tri-ni-sett. (i.e Time travelers, Dimension Travelers)
3 - Tsuna, Byakuran, and Yuni are terrified of Checker Face and follow his orders to a key to avoid his wrath.
The Lion and the Lioness
In a world where Fae, a special species of human with animal-like appendages lived underneath the noses of humans, Reborn the lion fae finds a woman able to resist his charms. Tsuna just wanted the male lion's attention off of her. (R27, Fem!27, Lion Fae Tsuna, Drabble fic!)
Canon Divergence -
1 - Alternate World of Fae (Humans with animal traits and appendages.)
2 - Dying Will Flames do not exist.
Muggle-borne and Half-bloods alike have had enough. The stuck up 'Pure-bloods' are going to get what they deserve, one way or another. When they need a leader to this movement, they know who to ask. Harry Potter, of course.
Canon Divergence -
1 - Third Year AU
2 - Fed-up Muggleborn and Half-bloods
3 - Manipulative but overall useless Dumbledore
Touched by Time
Hermione had been repeatedly told that she had no divination talent. And she was fine with that. That changed the moment she belted out a prophecy in the Great Hall. Now everyone wants a piece of her, she just wants to help Harry, and Harry is trying to help her. It was all a tangled mess. (Seer!Hermione)
Canon Divergence -
1 - Starts Mid-way Third Year after Chapter 9 and 10 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban
2 - Seer Hermione. She will have to deal with the stress of being a seer and having visions of the future.
3 - Interested Sides of War (Both sides of war want Hermione on their side while Hermione wants to save Harry. Harry wants to save Hermione, and the two incidentally create a third side of the war.)
They were a family of war hardened warriors, not related by blood, but through the many battles they shared together. When a test with a time turner goes horribly wrong and they wake up over a decade into the past - there is only one thing to do. Change the future and kick ass.
Canon Divergence -
1 - Time Travel AU
2 - War-Hardened Warriors Who Don't Give Shit About Being the 'Better Person'
3 - A Third Side of the War Who Doesn't Play the Board Game the Light and Dark Do
Circle of Life
It was a gift from a thankful man. A necklace, with a thin leather cord holding a circular piece of wood. Yet there was something...different about this wood. It was as old as time, and held the gifts of many different creatures. (Fem!Tsuna, Drabble Fic)
Canon Divergence -
1 - Fem!Tsuna
2 - The Necklace that gives the wearer the ability to use abilities animals do. (Examples include - breathing underwater, the grace of a feline, the sonic of a dolphin.)
3 - Tsuna understands Nature at it's whole, becoming more in tune than any Sage could ever be.
It was all one big misunderstanding, and Tsuna just didn't have time to fix it. He had to protect Yuni from an insane Byakuran. Now this Alternate Reality's Nono and the uncursed Arcobaleno believe he is some sort of Guardian Angel to Yuni, who must be a Prophet, and Byakuran the demon trying to get her. Oh dear.
Canon Divergence -
1 - Byakuran's 'flame wings' are actually wings, but blackened from his impure flames.
2 - Tsuna has unlocked the ability to use Byakuran's wings.
3 - Byakuran cannot get within 50 feet of a person holding the alternate world's Tri-ni-sett, and as such 'cannot' seemingly enter churches.
The 'Spark' is a special talent that is held deep within you, waiting to be unlocked. It is said each generation a person unlocks the spark, and unlock the sparks of everyone around them. It was just Harriet's luck she happened to be that person.
Canon Divergence -
1 - Spark, a mysterious power dormant within one's soul that can only be awakened by an Awakened Spark User or through stressful circumstances.
2 - Fem!Harry, or Harriet has unlocked said spark, and is now influencing others to unlock their sparks.
3 - Manipulative and Misguided Dumbledore
The Three Gamers -
Three different characters wake up to a new reality - A Video Game. They have to band together and learn to co-exist with one another to survive it. After all, when even one dies, all of them have to restart at their save progress. Along the way, they become some badass motherfuckers.
Suggesting Naruto, Harry Potter, or Fairy Tail. You can also select trios such as Team Seven or the Golden Trio.
Each Character must start off weak.
Any Pairing is allowed.
You can do 'Romance Paths' - a special add-on that allows a person to get closer to their love interest.
When one of them dies, they all die.
Saving Progress is allowed, but in certain major 'arcs' such as Naruto's Invasion of Sand where failure is not an option they cannot Save Progress during that time period.