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Author has written 37 stories for Lion King, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran High School Host Club, Pirates of the Caribbean, Shakespeare, Hills Have Eyes, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

My name is Darcy.

I'm a university student majoring in History. I can ride a bike, play a cello, and crack ice super loud with my teeth. I can also whistle the Star Spangled Banner but that's neither here nor there.

I love writing, although I am unreliable when it comes to updating and/or sticking with one particular fandom. Right now (and for a while), my fandom has been "Axis Powers Hetalia" and I've been on a Prussia/Canada streak. Yes, I know, I'm one of those people!

My favourite colour is orange, my favourite flowers are tulips. I want to learn Dutch, Arabic, Portuguese, Danish, and Swahili if I'm feeling frisky. I want to travel, I want to meet wonderful people, I want to have a little apartment in a busy city where I can write and read books and name a couple dogs after great imperial leaders. I want to be as happy as possible, and I want others to be as happy as possible, too. I think that's all that matters.

You can also find my stories (there are several I do not post on this site) at my livejournal account - http://

As well, you can ask me anything (anything!) on my formspring - http:///artsydarcy

18/11/09 - Recently deleted a fewer of my older stories because, frankly, they're embarrassing D:

*Update (31/05/2011) - So I'm not as active in this fandom anymore but I've noticed a couple of discussions about this in various corners of the Internet so I thought I'd share what I think - if anyone cares that is!

"Only Light and Momentary", along with "On the Bound", was written before Himaruya had drawn a design for the Netherlands. The Netherlands was an OC, for the time being, and various people had written several, beautiful versions of his potential character. "On the Bound" was written before "Only Light...", and at the time I had a desire to write the Netherlands into the story as a secondary character. I needed a name. I didn't think much of the name, because at the time he was a cameo, barely encompassing a chapter. I had originally planned to flesh out a character for him in a later work. I went on the Internet (always a big mistake) and looked up the most popular boy names in the Netherlands in the last couple of years. "Lars" was on the list. I liked the name "Lars". So I used it.

I never imagined, nearly two years after starting "Only Light...", that the name "Lars" would still be used as one of many fan names for the Netherlands.

(I've gotta be honest, that makes me a little happy inside, hahaha. Is that bad?)

I realize it is not a Dutch name. I realize it is a Scandinavian name. I have seen a Hetalia story use the name "Lars" for Denmark. And that makes sense, too. Gupta, the official, given-by-Himaruya name for Egypt, is a common Indian surname. So it's not as scandalous and terrible to use another name of cultural origin, as some people have made it out to be.

I find it hilarious and sort of cool that people still use the name. I find it amazing that fandom moves so fast, and that the origin of that pesky Scandinavian name for the Netherlands is relatively unknown. And that's okay! It's a name. You like it? Use it. You don't like it? Don't use it.

I came across an artist on DeviantArt who complained about the "sheep" who follow popular fandom names. She referenced "Only Light...", implied that the name Lars was obsolete because I used it on a character who had yet to have a canon design, and that I probably would have "chosen a different one" if I had known about the Netherlands' personality and design. She said she gets annoyed at everyone who uses Lars without knowing the "meaning" behind it, and said she would probably get mad at the original author if she knew who that was.

Here's my advice to you kids. You want to use a name? You use a name. I like the name "Lars". It's grown on me, from "On the Bound" to "Only Light..", to the other stories I've used it in since. I have really good memories from this fandom - the friends I met here, the stories I followed, that I wrote, and that I wanted to write and have left sitting, unfinished, on my laptop. Lars has been with me from the beginning and for me, that's the best part about a "fandom": finding a niche for yourself, finding something that makes this universe more personal to you. That, and my love of history, was what drew me to the Hetalia fandom. The fact that I created a "personality" for a character who was yet to be revealed also helped personalize the experience for me.

I love the name "Willem" or "Abel" or "Tim" for the Netherlands. But I use "Lars", for continuity and for nostalgic reasons. If that makes me a sheep or an idiot or unable to tell a true "Dutch" name from a "Scandinavian" name? Fine. That's super cool. So be it.

Write, draw, create primarily for yourself; don't let others make you think that you are in any way wrong for thinking and exploring different possibilities that don't fit with what they want; and enjoy yourself. I wish I could follow my own advice. Maybe it would have saved me from the cynicism with which I regard everything now :)

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DISNEY NOIR: The Pickled Peter Pan by The Notorious Peter Pan reviews
Daisy Do Me the Cow has been murdered, and dear old bad boy Peter Pan has been blamed. Detective Rachael Mallory is dealing with murders, horny partners, and ink thinner? Noir disney w/ plenty of plot twists. Please R R
Disney - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/7/2007
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3927 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sausages without Buns by arial-destiny reviews
It is the beginning of summer in New York City, and Lovino has found a new rival in the world of hot dog vendors. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Issues by Monamourz reviews
Romano and America start dating, but it brings to light a whole slew of abandonment issues that Alfred has been hiding. Rated for language and mild suggestive themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/24/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"Mirror, mirror." Arthur says, spurred by some inexplicable urgency one morning that he dismisses as a lark, a quirk of which he is prone. "Show me the fairest of them all." AU, Arthur/Matthew, onesided Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Improving Foreign Relations by IlluminatedShadow reviews
And for an island, no less. Denmark/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Denmark, Canada - Complete
By the Grace of God by Zalia Chimera reviews
Scenes from the Glorious Revolution: A relationship in 4 parts. Netherlands/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/21/2011 - England/Britain, Netherlands - Complete
Gibraltar of the North by tasteofhysteria reviews
"You were born from the stony spine of the earth, high and isolated from everyone. You came into this world as a fortress but you still don't know how to guard that damn thing." Luxembourg OC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Luxembourg, Netherlands - Complete
A Welcome Relief by Coach Zed reviews
I could throw up a summary like "Matthew lavishes Alfred with adoration after the American returns from a long deployment overseas" but...well, I'm not going to lie, this is just straight up sex. Canada/America. In that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
We Saw Papa Tickle Santa Claus! by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen Papa tickle Santa Claus last night... Except, Daddy wouldn't be too happy... Papa is an adulterator! -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
One Slice Too Many by jaderaid reviews
-meine Familie;1945- With Soviet forces invading Austria from the east, Austria can no longer afford to continue staying with Germany as one of the last pillars holding up a crumbling empire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Austria, Germany - Complete
Vinland by Blaue Schwertlilie reviews
There were a thousand little things - word choice, knowledge of things he shouldn't have been present for - which gave away that Matthew was older than he looked. Based on the idea that Canada is Vinland. Contains France, UK, USA, Prussia, Nordics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 127 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Canada - Complete
To The Dawn by Zalia Chimera reviews
Matthew arrives in England at the height of the Blitz to give his military support to the embattled country, and his personal support to Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Falling Stars by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Set in a dystopian alternate timeline in which the United States is abolished following the Vietnam War and Alfred, reduced to humanity, begins to age as the years pass. Oneshot. For Narroch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
No Unwounded Soldiers by UroBoros13 reviews
Alfred goes to war and comes back. The hard part isn't the war. It's coming home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Fox and the Hound by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
WWII ended, but not for Lithuania. Partisans known as the Forest Brothers take to the forests, fighting against the Soviet occupation. After so much bloodshed, Toris decides to join them. Naturally, Ivan follows after, bringing Gilbert along for the hunt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Mufasa and Scar: The Broken Legacy by Niche Eenhoorn reviews
This story takes place between the birth of Scar and Mufasa, and the beginning of the movie. NOTE: Since the story was written more than 10 years ago, this story is NOT canon, so some names and situations will be different.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,861 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Mufasa, Scar/Taka - Complete
The Art of Being Emotionally Detached by Save the Rave reviews
It took being boxed on the ear and getting his hand sliced open by a teacup for Francis Bonnefoy to realize he was in love. AU; FrUK oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/30/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Intentions by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"I'm willing to try." Arthur swears, palms flat against the conference table as he leans forward and silently urges his former charge to just look at him. He couldn't have ruined everything irreparably. That was never his intention. UK/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/12/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Wait, What? by crackberries reviews
You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Second Chance by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"I think I'm still in love. Why did we ever break up, Artie? Me and Matt?" "You were being yourself." In which Alfred tries to win back Matthew who is still pretty bitter about being dumped in the first place. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,980 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - America, Canada
That Good Night by freya kurenai reviews
"Do not go gentle into that good night... Rage, rage, against the dying of the light." // Why Prussia still exists.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,196 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Austria, Prussia
Five Islands and a Kaastengel by ArdiChok3 reviews
Indonesia hated him. Hated. Ever since he sailed in to her house and demanded control over her and her people centuries ago. So why should that change right now, in the kitchen, over a piece of Kaastengel?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Netherlands - Complete
Oh Captain! My Captain! by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew is captain of the hockey team. The entire hockey team is a little in love with him. Enter Alfred F. Jones, Goalie Extraordinaire. Matthew kinda hates him. Alfred kinda loves him. Its going to be an interesting season. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/2/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Slender by Gemini Star01 reviews
A gradual de-anon from the Kink Meme. America travels to the Canadian wilderness to film a nature documentary, only to come face-to-face with a monsterous creature known only as the Slenderman...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Plus Brillants Exploits by InsolitaParvaPuella reviews
A collection of oneshots. This time: "The Statute of Westminster, the beginning of the Commonwealth, and Winnie-the-Pooh."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Canada, England/Britain
Blood and Ash by Jessi D reviews
Prussia has been dissolved but Gilbert still lives. But why? Gilbert is no longer Prussia but something else entirely.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Prussia - Complete
On the Bound: Omake by Moonlight-is-Innocence reviews
Omake chapter for tatterdemalion's "On the Bound" // Turkey x Greece // Sadiq and Herakles's bickering has given Matthew an idea; now, the Canadian is out to resolve the tension once and for all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Who Has Seen the Wind by InsolitaParvaPuella reviews
Canada and Ukraine have sex in the prarie wheat. Mathhew and Katyusha fall in love under the Saskatchewan sky.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Our Thing by Impervious Marr reviews
From the look on Romano's face, the briefcase he held, and the papers in his hands - Veneziano Italy could already guess what his brother wanted to say. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/14/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Of Quiet Moments by Puffi The Insane reviews
Apparently, getting drunk and sleeping with your partial-enemy's crush can have good side-effects. -CANADAxLITHUANIA- -NEW SUMMARY, WOO-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Canada, Lithuania
People Of The Scorpion by NightMary reviews
Heavily re-written! Not the same story as before!/ When she woke up alone after crashing her car on the side of the road, she thought she had narrowly escaped hell. What she did not realize was that hell comes in many guises- as well as the devil himself.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,370 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 3/10/2007
The Cradle to the Grave by TonicPeppermint reviews
Netta never knew she would be the cause of the decline of the utopia in dystopia, and the violation of an unspoken agreement of exophagy.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,177 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007
Eye of The Beholder by NightMary reviews
She was a victim- or so they believed. What nobody knew was that the survivor who was found broken and near death held a secret that meant the difference between being ruthlessly killed by her rescuers- or living a life built with and upon Lies.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Fourth Wheel by K.C. Cee reviews
Kenny finds himself alone in South Park after graduation, and attempts to seek companionship in an unlikely place. Unfortunately, Tweek just can't relate, and has problems of his own to deal with. Slash: KennyTweek, CraigTweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Tweek T., Kenny M.
Hoist the Colours by Verbrevity reviews
A collection of drabbles inspired by the pirate song. Please review
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007
Excess by yaksa reviews
Tweek hates coffee. It's almost like the house is soaked with it. He can smell it in every room, every crack and crevice like some kind of pervading entity. [creek][present tense]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Funeral for a Friend by Mizaya reviews
George Weasley never imagined he’d have to attend this funeral. Spoilers for DH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
In Twos by goddessa39 reviews
A small look at the life of young Simba and Nala with one slight change.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Swordplay Complete Ver by sbj reviews
The complete version that was posted at my lj. Challenges, swordfights, attempts to reclaim what's yours, and somehow blood and licking working their way into the mix Oo and just for kicks, an eensy bit of insight on the darker side of Buttercup.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Playing with Poppets by ohmygiddyaunt reviews
Miss Swann has had it up to here with Pintel and Ragetti. Post DMC, spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
Lemon Girls by mayhit reviews
Lindsey dies.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
Perfect in the Bird by Berne reviews
A series of nine birdthemed doubledrabbles centred around Jack Sparrow. Featured characters include Giselle, Anamaria, Will, Gibbs, Cotton, Elizabeth, Ragetti and Barbossa.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Solace by Brightdreamer reviews
Ch. 7 is UP! After a terrible tragedy strikes, how will Inuyasha and Kouga cope? YAOI. IYxKouga. AU since the manga deviates so far from what I wrote...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,393 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Kōga, Inuyasha
Untainted Souls by DarkEcoOttsel reviews
This is book one of a trilogy. This story explains Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed's horrible puphood and what it was like to be ruled under Scar. PG13 for language in later chapters. Better summary inside. COMPLETED!
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
Sarabi's Kin: Part 2 by Bambi-littledeer07 reviews
The second part of Sarabi's kin, Kitoko is born to be a queen, but will she get the chance? And what of Sarabi? will her sadness and pain end? read to find out!
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
Sleight of Hand by Ishafel reviews
No one can keep an eye on the Queen of Hearts all of the time.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2003
Not Guilty! by Simbelmyne reviews
The Hunyak's thoughts as she is led to the gallows. Vignette.
Chicago! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Complete
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Braver to Know reviews
This was the fifth time Canada had walked out of Denmark's life, and hopefully there wouldn't be a sixth. Not while Denmark was the king of romancing, and he totally was, no matter what France said. An examination of DenCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Canada, Denmark
My Poor Heart Aches reviews
/With every step you take.../ AU. The only thing Ivan wants is to get to know Alfred better. The only thing Alfred wants is to punch the goddamn Russki in the face. In the 'Le Lys et La Rose' universe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - America, Russia
I Don't Really Know How to Tell You This reviews
AU. When you have two dads and one jerk of a brother who all live in a rundown English pub, "meet the family" nights are not just awkward - they're horrifying. A PruCan high school story. Yes, another one! Yes I'm very serious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Sucker Love reviews
A "friends with benefits" situation of the bizarre kind has Prussia thinking this can't be for real and Canada scared that it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Change Your Mind reviews
France shows up at Canada's house. Canada interprets it in his usual-but-super-annoying self-deprecating way. Franada foot fetish...wait, what?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Happy super belated Birthday Canada! reviews
Gilbert had come to the conclusion that Matthew was an absolute bore. Unfortunately, far from being irritated by this, Matthew had agreed with his statement. So this birthday, Gilbert had decided to change up Matthew's routine... Pr/Ca/NL PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Just a Checkup reviews
AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Into the Face of the Beguiled reviews
AU. Alfred and Matthew Jones, expert runaways and orphans, arrive in Amsterdam to make their fortune. There, they find themselves caught up in the world of cabaret, prostitution, money, and murder, and it may be too late to get out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,560 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - America, Canada
Burn the Darkest Night reviews
Sometimes she is horrified by the vicious urge she gets to strike her brother - family should never hurt each other. A story of Ukraine's occupation during WWII.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ukraine
On The Bound reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Only Light And Momentary reviews
Lars, for his part, has a look on his face like he has swallowed something unpleasant and it is attempting to crawl back up his throat... A chronicle of Canada’s relationship with the Netherlands, from 1611 to present day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Canada - Complete
Persistent reviews
France likes to find things that other countries try to hide
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Lithuania, France - Complete
Novámbr reviews
He feels like he is falling apart and he half-wants, in a sick twisted way, for Riel to at least unify SOME of his people... Matthew Williams meets Louis Riel, rebel, murderer, mad man, patriot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Canada - Complete
Crisis reviews
Canada had only been privy to betrayal a couple of times in his life. This betrayal seems the worst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
Pushing The Boundaries reviews
Sleeping was better than listening to Alfred. It was better than listening to Arthur. And it was better than glaring daggers at the nation sitting next to him. PWP; Sadiq/Heracles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
All Our Hurt Is Now Our History reviews
In the end, Katya only tasted power.' Stories about Ukraine and her history
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Ukraine
Break the Cycle reviews
The wood whispered warningly of men encased in barnacles and sea slime, and a captain that fell sick of love...a different ending to William Turner's fairytale.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Hell In A HandBasket reviews
It was a coincidence, she told herself, it meant nothing. A short story on Margaret's side.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Gas Man reviews
In the summer of 2003, Fred Walker purchased a gas station in the hills of the New Mexico desert. He and his dog disappeared in 2006. No trace was ever found. This is Fred Walker's story.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
The Achelous reviews
People won't help us, Big Mama shouted angrily. People made us like this! Big Mama's life before, during, and after the Carter Family.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Always Watching reviews
Little snapshots of Goggle's past. Why? Because I think Goggle is nifty. This is not a very exciting summary, but I've nothing left to say...
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
On the Docks of Tortuga reviews
What happened to Gibbs after World's End...minor spoilers for AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Pretty Follies reviews
My weird stories about characters from Merchant of Venice all compiled into one story! Goody.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007
Lost and Found reviews
Elizabeth finds something of value to someone
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Elizabeth S., Ragetti - Complete
Dreams reviews
What the crew dreams about
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Kindness reviews
When Pintel was a child, he had a pet cat.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Sometimes reviews
Small stories about Ragetti.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Kiss It Better reviews
There was something funny about watching people trip. TakashiXHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Serious reviews
Mitsukuni was, in all, a very selfish person. MitsukuniXHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Memories reviews
A short drabble on the smells, sounds, and sights that affect the members of the Host Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Bedtime reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Poor Little Rich Boys reviews
Although she is teased for her commoner upbringing, Haruhi knows who exactly is the rich one around here...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
What Happens When You Come Back to Life reviews
Deep Blue is dead and the aliens get ready to leave. Will Pai make the right decision before it’s too late? LetXPai, final installment.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Lettuce M., Pie - Complete
What Happens When You Kiss reviews
Sequel to 'What Happens When You Drink'. Retasu is taken hostage by the aliens and Pai has to wonder where exactly his loyalties lie…
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Lettuce M., Pie
What Happens When You Drink reviews
That's right. Pai's drunk. And guess who's there to take care of him? LetXPai.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Pie, Lettuce M. - Complete
Playing in the Dark reviews
A lion cub witnesses a gruesome event done by hyenas, but when the Pridelands are turned upside down by the arrival of humans, she must team up with those she hates to restore order. Set before Mufasa's time...
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004
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