Pyrgus Malvae
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Joined 04-27-04, id: 579717
Author has written 2 stories for Diana Wynne Jones, and Artemis Fowl.

Hi! Or guten tag if you are German. I like Germans and the Irish. You may call me Snail applause or if you would prefer, the Almighty One. I live with my deamon, Kyriin, and my death,who is at present surfing in Bermuda.(can you surf in Bermuda? I'm not sure)

I haven't been around here for a while but for those who are intrested I am now back more applause. I also apologise to anyone who has read any of my previous stories, they were frighteningly Mary-Sueish. At the moment I am writing a Chrestomanci fanfic because there is far too few of these saddened applause. I like reading Artemis Fowl, His Dark Materials, Charlie Bone, Faerie Warsand the sequel, Garth Nix, and Chrestomanci. I read a LOT of other books having connections with the library but these are my favorites. My favorite tv programme is GREEN WING cheering breaks out I am shocked to see no Green Wing fics, what is wrong with you people? I am ashamedshakes head ashamedely(sp?) I have also noticed nothing about 'My Parents are Aliens'. Now I do not particularly like this show, it just struck me as odd that there is nothing about it. My favorite films are Romeo + Juliet and Monty Python and the Holy grail. Yes well I've written more than I intended for anyone still reading bon voyage and happy reviewing!

Here is my terribly fascinating website, that is very shallow and has a wonderful Mary-Sue style story on it. it also has a fanfiction definitions page, which basically explains all the phrases wrods and abbrevs used on here.

http:///thoucreamfacedloons

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Lyra's Dust by Gabrielle Tremblay reviews
Three years have passed since Will and Lyra parted. Now, she’s desperate to understand the alethiometer while he’s having weird dreams about her dying. And then, there’s this odd girl with two daemons that appears in Will’s world. . .
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Ancient Tomb by artemisthehunter123 reviews
I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while but I had computer problems, but now it's all gone and I can go on the internet at my own home! NOW REVIEW OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN... chap. 7 UP
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files by Nyghtvision reviews
Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/19/2004
The Hunter Returns by child-prodigy reviews
Chapter... pant.. 12.. pant... up... dies Haven is trapped in a Time Stop while the world crashes down around their ears. Now the only one who can save them doesn't even know they exist... HollyArtemis. (Eternity Code spoiler)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,105 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 5/21/2003
The Xavier Fanfiction Institute by Michelle Solo reviews
Chapter Edit and Author's Note Only! XFI, a Fanfiction University for the mutant world, is now open for instruction. The marvelous mutants (both good and bad) will teach writers the proper way of mutant fanfiction... or go insane trying.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
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A Slow Day at the LEP reviews
A one-shot in several parts. The title doesn't really make any sense. Root goes away for the day and Foaly and Holly play a trick on Artemis. Sorry if it's a bit OOC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Double Your Chances reviews
Chrestomanci doesn't know what to do, he can't find a successor, and now he only has one life left! In desperation, he decides to bring in a nine-lifed enchanter from another world, but things never work out as they should!
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005