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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
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this is how cat
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this is keep cat
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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms.

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month".

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

32) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously.

33) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

34) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

35) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

36) I an not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

37) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

38) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark arts teacher.

39) I am not allowed to claim that growing matijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "extra Herbology work".

40) I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

41) If the thought of a spell makes me gigglefor more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

42) I will not lock the Slytherins and Griffondors in a room togetherand make bets on which house wil come out alive.

43) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Cristmas Feast.

44) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

45) I will not put the Imperious Curse on myself "to see what happens."

46) I will not follow Potions in reverse "to see what happens."

47)I will not make "OMGWTF" a spell.

48) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

49) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

50) I am not to refer to the Summoning Charm as "The Force."

51) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

52) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

53) I will not start every Potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

54) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

55) I am not allowed to spike the punch with Polyjuice Potion to "freak out Harry Potter"

56) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

57) I do not have a Velociraptor Patronus.

58) I will not lick Trevor.

59) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey," and I should stop saying it does.

60) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

61) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

62) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying Volvo.

63) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

64) I am not a sloth Animagus.

65) I will not put on an Australian accent during Care of Magical Creatures classes.

66) Selling fake flying brooms on the black market will bite me in the back-side.

67) I will not tell the first years to build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

68) I will not invite a Death Eater to Hogwarts on Career Choice Day.

69) My life's motto may not be: "What happens in Hogwarts, stays in Hogwarts".

70) Just because there are only three "Unforgivable Curses", it does not mean that any other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

71) Hogsmeade is not a "wretched hive of scum and villainy".

72) I am not allowed out of my house dorm when anyone from the Ministry of Magic visits Hogwarts.

73) I will not tell first years that "any true wizard or witch" can see Thestrals, and that if they can't they "obviously aren't cut out for this school".

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On the Wings of an Angel by MisteryMaiden reviews
All angels know that when they die, they cease to exist. All angel's know that there's no 'after' for them. Just like all angels know that God created more than one Earth. Gabriel's about to find that one of those two facts isn't as set in stone as he thought and that the true answer to one has to do with the truth in the other. Maybe dying wasn't as bad as it could of been.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 204,238 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 3,931 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 1/24/2015
The Last Archangel: First Born by inukagome15 reviews
Part 14 of "The Last Archangel" series. He just wanted to rest. But he was alive now, and he had no idea why. He had no purpose, no path to take. His brother had told him they had free will, the choice to do what they wished. But he was aimless. Who was he, if not Michael?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 298,556 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Wayne H., Michael
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4352 - Favs: 12,050 - Follows: 14,154 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Blood Doesn't Make Family by MusicDefinesUsAll reviews
On his own one night, Crowley discovers a house where he hears a child being abused by his family. He takes the kid in and adopts him as his own son. The child: Harry Potter before he gets his Hogwarts letter. This is a story of him growing up with Crowley as his father and all the obstacles that come with becoming half demon; along with also being a wizard. (Not a romance story.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,989 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
DADA with L and Light by WomanFromTheOldKingdom reviews
L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
Voldemort Lives Again! Justin Law at Hogwarts? - DISCONTINUED by Random Riter11 reviews
Dark wizards, corrupted souls, and obnoxious children. Justin Law is not excited about his newest assignment, hunting down "Lord Voldemort". He's even less excited about his cover - Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at a school for Witches. But, anything for Lord Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,568 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Justin Law
The Drawer of Ideas and Impossible Things by Alatar Maia reviews
Where I put all the little ideas I get but don't want to fully write out. Some are inspired by other stories on here. More than just Supernatural and the Avengers, I promise. If you see something you'd like me to make a full story, review!
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Gabriel, Iron Man/Tony S.
The King of Death by Danni Phantomhive reviews
Due to the Betrayal of his ex-best friends and the Weasley's after the Pureblood Wars, Harry moves to Japan where he meets Light and L. Lawliet. Being the Master of Death granted him the title of King of the Grim Reapers. Now that bastard Ryuk won't leave him alone and Light's fatal attraction towards him becomes dangerous once Misa comes into the picture.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014
The Sanctuary by HuskyWalker reviews
After losing everything and on the run, Harry will do anything to keep Teddy safe, even if it means to travel back in time. He hadn't counted on their family growing, but Dark Lords, noisy old wizards, werewolves and much more keep uprooting his peace. Slash. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,506 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 6,257 - Follows: 7,347 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S., Teddy L.
My name is Alois, but call me C by Burton's InuMonster reviews
Ciel Phantomhive is a well known detective in England known as C. L is the best detective in the world. when L is having trouble with the Kira case he calls to him, knowing his mysterious ways of working, C leaves the work to his butler and a cute shinigami. Light suspects, but when C comes in his way, how far will Light go to find his name? WARNING: DEPRESSING END. DONT KILL ME.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Light Y., L, Ciel P., Sebastian M.
World Domination by Ve Kuraresa Cupcakes reviews
What would happen if Zero and Kira joined forces? Well, just like the title says, world domination!
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Harry Potter and the Video Game Life by Temairine reviews
So Harry Potter dies. He gets a second chance. In an alternate universe. Ruled by the Dark Lord. Which is actually not an evil dictatorship... Something's not quite right... Maybe it's the fact that his life is now a video game, and he has to raise stats and level up? Well... that's part of this new world Harry has landed in! Heavily AU, Harem, Video Game Plot, Harry Centric
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,943 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Harry P.
Memento Mori by Starlit Skyline reviews
Set in DH, no-yaoi/no-slash. Three centuries after the rule of the Demon Emperor, an immortal Lelouch and Suzaku are captured by Voldemort. Pulled into an unknown world, will Lelouch be able to come up on top? *COMPLETE!*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,785 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Harry P., Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
The Manor's New Lady by Burton's InuMonster reviews
READ THIS IS SEBASTIAN'S VOICE! Demon Ciel Phantomhive is bored, he no longer wishes to be on such an annoying earth anymore so he asks his able butler to reincarnate him as a twelve-year-old girl just to see where it goes. The Phantomhive's new Lady is something you would expect from my young master, so please, come enjoy this fiction and see for yourself.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sebastian M.
Vampire Note by AnimePhoenix99 reviews
Vampire AU. The Death Note was never dropped, Kira is a group of vampires all over the world controlled by one powerful vampire who calls himself a God. They recieve orders via a 'fansite' and kill as ordered. Nix, a hunter whose stone cold and emotionless mets up with an unlikely group of humans. What happens when one breaks through her heart of stone? MattxOC Rating may change.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - L, Mello, Matt, OC
Two Hearts by AnimePhoenix99 reviews
AU. The Black Order must begin searching other dimensions to find excorsists, since the Earl is doing much of the same with Akuma. Lavi, Bookman and Tiedoll stumble across a young girl who is more than she seems. Nix, a girl with the potential of power greater than any known. A potential holder of the Heart considering her strange abilities with her innocence. LavixOC KandaxOCxOC
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [OC, Lavi] Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Meisters Butler by AnimePhoenix99 reviews
They thought it was over. They hoped it was over, that they could live normal lives, but someone decided otherwise. The group doesn't get long to rejoice in Cass's saving from Sebastian devouring her soul. All of the sudden they are sucked into the world of Soul Eater, and new powers become evident to the group. Sequel to Butler's Return, must read in order to understand this fic.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Maka A., Soul Eater, OC, Sebastian M.
The Darkest Defense by Egghead reviews
Summary: In order to head off the ministry's plans to take control of Hogwarts, Dumbledore turns to an old friend in his search for a new DADA professor. Sirius/Seras, Harry/Cho, Ron/Hermione pairing. Probably gonna try a couple of other unconventional pairings too. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Hellsing or any of their characters, ok?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,622 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Sirius B., Seras
Rhyme for me by Burton's InuMonster reviews
A little rhyme for my dear Grell Sutcliff!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Complete
Too Young to Die by thebombhasbeenplanted reviews
Harry Potter knew quite a deal about fairness and unfairness, or so he had thought after living locked up all his life in the Potter household, ignored by his parents to the benefit of his brother - the boy who lived. But unfairness took a whole different dimension when his sister Natasha Potter died. That simply wouldn't do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 194,707 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
Child's Play by RyuuSiren7 reviews
With the help of the Death Eaters, Loki escapes Asgard to attack the Avengers. When a spell goes wrong, the Avengers and Loki find themselves as children, and must hide in Hogwarts to be safe from Voldemort. As time goes on, unlikely friendships are formed and alliances change. When the dark forces attack, who will win, and who will die?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Draco M., Harry P., Loki, Thor
Sir Harry Potter Hellsing by Insieme per la vittoria reviews
Integra Hellsing has died, and the only valid successor is Harry Potter, a distant relative on his father's side. With inheriting the family title comes inheriting Alucard, the greatest of the undead. Alucard follows Harry to Hogwarts, and generally causes as much damage as he can.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Harry P., Alucard
Crossing the timelines by Kuro Butler reviews
Who is this mysterious figure that's brought chaos to the streets of London. Will Ciel get to the bottom of this case or will he fall victim to this powerful creature.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013
Grell: a short poem by Burton's InuMonster reviews
i got bored and decided to express my love for Sutcliff in a short rhyme!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Grell S. - Complete
A battle between Kira and the Devil by Butter-fly2376 reviews
Light has been using his death note to clean the earth but when he takes it too far and wipes out an entire prison he meets named Ciel phantomhive. Ciel peers at Ryuk giving a knowing smile which throws Light into a series of problems and gives him more questions than answers.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,404 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Light Y., Ciel P.
Demons and vampires by Butter-fly2376 reviews
After Ciel returned from the military academy near the 7th district he thought he would have a nice break. All he wanted to do is enjoy being home but the next thing Ciel knows he is being shipped to Cross academy to see why the mysterious night class is seperated from the day class... Upon arriving he realizes the night class is made of vampires.
Crossover - Vampire Knight & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,278 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Kaname K., Ciel P. - Complete
Kuroshitsuji meets 07-ghost sequel by Butter-fly2376 reviews
This is the sequel to the first 07-ghost x kuroshitsuji crossover. Ciel Mikage teito and Sebastian return to the mansion hoping for a relaxing life. What will happen when the academy seeks revenge on the demons who caused them such distress? Will Sebastian and Ciel be able to handle the academy a second time when they have the secret weapon?
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & 07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012
The People That Wanted To Change The World by FictionHero reviews
What would happen if Code Geass and Deathnote were together. Find out in an amazing story of wits and action. Whose form of Justice will prevail. L's, Kira's, or Zero's? Find out now!
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Light Y., Zero
Kuroshitsuji meets 07-ghost by Butter-fly2376 reviews
Ciel was considered dead until the queen sends him a letter telling him she knows hes alive.(DOESN'T KNOW CIELS A DEMON) she sends to to the military academy to stop the fishy activity where ciel meets teito mikage and everybody else.
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & 07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Complete
Remembering by Ve Kuraresa Cupcakes reviews
America remembers that day vividly. In memory of those who lost their lives 9/11/01.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - America - Complete
I am afraid by FunahoMisaki reviews
This is a poem i wrote several years ago and am just now posting for the heck of it. Feel free to give constructive critisizm as you wish but please note that i was slighty insane during the making of this poem as well as suicidal.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Kings and Queens by Drunken Hellbunny reviews
What happens when the world's two top detectives are summoned to Japan to solve a seemingly unsolvable case? Chaos, rain, and a whoooooole lot of tea spillage.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - L, Sebastian M.
Lelouch and the Chamber of Secrets by RokibaHatake reviews
Lelouch, Suzaku, C2, and Nunally are all still children when they get invited to Hogwarts. The four meet a black-haired boy with a strange scar. Voldemort is jealous of Charles zi Brittainia and after his children to claim the throne. On Hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,470 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Lelouch L.
The Department of Mysteries Chess Game by aznprincessali reviews
Lelouch is attending Hogwarts and must help the D.A. infiltrate the Department of Mysteries. Strategy is everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Lelouch L.