Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Legend of Zelda.
So. This is me. Melissa. Aka, Nieriel. That's my name in Elvish - it's pronounced Nee-air-ee-el. It means Honeybee. Yeah! So. Erm. Yeah.
Hmm...some things about me. Well, I'm a total nerd, sappy country songs make me cry (that's right, I like country music :P) and I hate having cold toes. I sing in the shower, I dance as I walk down the street, I frolic with kittens and small children. I want to be just like Mary Poppins, so I can fly with an umbrella and jump into chalk paintings. I mean, how COOL would that be?
Hockey, Soccer, Skating, Lifeguarding, Swimming, Saying 'That's what she said' only in the most grammatically ambiguous situations, Beer, Not wearing pants, Writing, LAN Parties
ALL THAT REMAINS! Lily Allen, Benny Benassi, Foo Fighters, Justice, ABBA, Drist, Ratatat, David Guetta, Buckethead, Freezepop, Bang Camaro, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, Dope, AFI, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, Dragonforce, Graveyard BBQ, Guns n' Roses, Metallica, Nirvana, Our Lady Peace, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Pepers, Rob Zombie, Seether, Tenacious D, Stone Sour, System of a Down, Evanescense, Theory of a Deadman, Blind Guardian, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Andrew W.K., Powerman 5000, Linkin Park, Killswitch Engage, Godsmack, Lamb of God, Shadows Fall, Kansas, Korn, Buckcherry, Peaches, Sweetbox, "Mike Montags" (Inside joke), M.I.A., CSS, Bif Naked, Sebastian
Favorite TV Shows:
Sex and the City, House, CSI, Conan O'Brien, Clone High, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, The Simpsons
Across the Universe, Superbad, 300, Pathfinder, V for Vendetta, Sin City, The Boondock Saints, Cruel Intentions, Simone, Secret Window, Blades of Glory, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Pirates of the Caribbean, Crash, Armageddon, Troy, Closer, Moulin Rouge, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Gone With The Wind, Anchorman, Mona Lisa Smile, Music and Lyrics
Gone With The Wind, The Red Tent, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Children of the Lion series, Dean Koontz and John Saul Novels, Frank Miller's stuff, V.C. Andrews
Favorite Video Games:
Zelda, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Halo, Gears of War, GUITAR HERO!, Tomb Raider, The Sims, Harvest Moon, Mario 64 (By far, the best Mario game ever.), Trauma Centre, Wii Sports (just because the boxing is so badass)
Anything involving feta cheese (god, I just eat it straight), Vanilla yogurt, Broccoli (yeah, I know, I'm weird), Chicken, Kraft Dinner, Tomato soup, Tuna, Dill pickles, Chinese Food (especially lemon chicken and deep fried won tons...mmm...)
"There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train." -- Unknown
"I hate it when my taco falls apart in my hand!" -- Kera
"When faced with a tough choice, some people ask 'What would Jesus do?' I ask, 'What would Godzilla do?'. Because what Godzilla would do is stomp all over downtown Tokyo, which makes whatever I choose to do look pretty damn good."
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." -- Charlie Brown
"I think...I want a beer. Therefore I am...going to have a beer, that is."
"It's not rape if you yell 'SURPRISE!'" -- Nicole