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Joined 04-27-04, id: 579875, Profile Updated: 12-09-07
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Legend of Zelda.

So. This is me. Melissa. Aka, Nieriel. That's my name in Elvish - it's pronounced Nee-air-ee-el. It means Honeybee. Yeah! So. Erm. Yeah.

Hmm...some things about me. Well, I'm a total nerd, sappy country songs make me cry (that's right, I like country music :P) and I hate having cold toes. I sing in the shower, I dance as I walk down the street, I frolic with kittens and small children. I want to be just like Mary Poppins, so I can fly with an umbrella and jump into chalk paintings. I mean, how COOL would that be?

Hockey, Soccer, Skating, Lifeguarding, Swimming, Saying 'That's what she said' only in the most grammatically ambiguous situations, Beer, Not wearing pants, Writing, LAN Parties

Favorite Music:
ALL THAT REMAINS! Lily Allen, Benny Benassi, Foo Fighters, Justice, ABBA, Drist, Ratatat, David Guetta, Buckethead, Freezepop, Bang Camaro, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, Dope, AFI, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, Dragonforce, Graveyard BBQ, Guns n' Roses, Metallica, Nirvana, Our Lady Peace, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Pepers, Rob Zombie, Seether, Tenacious D, Stone Sour, System of a Down, Evanescense, Theory of a Deadman, Blind Guardian, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Andrew W.K., Powerman 5000, Linkin Park, Killswitch Engage, Godsmack, Lamb of God, Shadows Fall, Kansas, Korn, Buckcherry, Peaches, Sweetbox, "Mike Montags" (Inside joke), M.I.A., CSS, Bif Naked, Sebastian

Favorite TV Shows:
Sex and the City, House, CSI, Conan O'Brien, Clone High, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, The Simpsons

Favorite Movies:
Across the Universe, Superbad, 300, Pathfinder, V for Vendetta, Sin City, The Boondock Saints, Cruel Intentions, Simone, Secret Window, Blades of Glory, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Pirates of the Caribbean, Crash, Armageddon, Troy, Closer, Moulin Rouge, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Gone With The Wind, Anchorman, Mona Lisa Smile, Music and Lyrics

Favorite Books:
Gone With The Wind, The Red Tent, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Children of the Lion series, Dean Koontz and John Saul Novels, Frank Miller's stuff, V.C. Andrews

Favorite Video Games:
Zelda, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Halo, Gears of War, GUITAR HERO!, Tomb Raider, The Sims, Harvest Moon, Mario 64 (By far, the best Mario game ever.), Trauma Centre, Wii Sports (just because the boxing is so badass)

Favorite Foods:
Anything involving feta cheese (god, I just eat it straight), Vanilla yogurt, Broccoli (yeah, I know, I'm weird), Chicken, Kraft Dinner, Tomato soup, Tuna, Dill pickles, Chinese Food (especially lemon chicken and deep fried won tons...mmm...)

Favorite Quotes:
"There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train." -- Unknown

"I hate it when my taco falls apart in my hand!" -- Kera

"When faced with a tough choice, some people ask 'What would Jesus do?' I ask, 'What would Godzilla do?'. Because what Godzilla would do is stomp all over downtown Tokyo, which makes whatever I choose to do look pretty damn good."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." -- Charlie Brown

"I think...I want a beer. Therefore I am...going to have a beer, that is."

"It's not rape if you yell 'SURPRISE!'" -- Nicole

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Saving Siri by Accio Flaming Stake reviews
Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Book of Karsis by kyokki reviews
Post OotP. Harry deals with the problems and adventures of a new year, including a trip to America, yet another new DADA teacher, and NEWT level Potions. PG for some language. Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 158,604 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 7/24/2003
Pensieve by Oy Angelina reviews
She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 403,195 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I Want the Fire Back by Sirius Lee In Love reviews
[Complete] Hermione is obsolete – the War is over, Harry and Ron are busy, and she the mere Charms teacher at Hogwarts. When a presumably dead man comes back better than ever, she suddenly means everything... to him. SiHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,383 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Diary by Wonkington reviews
(COMPLETE) Hermione Granger decides to make her 7th year at Hogwarts worthwhile. She makes resolutions, wears shorter robes, and will do anything to stop the Takens from harping her about her love life. RWHG and SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Inconvenient by rythmteck reviews
If coincidences are accidental, why do they seem so contrived? A story of coincidences, inconveniences, and a bit of love on the high seas. "Funny 'ole World, isn't it?" Has a little bit of everything for everybody. And a lot of Jack. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,772 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
Teletubbies Go Down the BIG BLACK HOLE! by Loon Of The Fruits reviews
Okay, This is REALLY funny. I laughed my head off writing this! I was bored and I had writers block for my other stories, so I wrote this piece of funny junk. Check it out if ya want, you'll laugh!! I swear, you will! ^__^
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2002
Hermione Granger's Diary by Ginger5 reviews
*COMPLETE*After Hogwarts. Hermione has to face alot this summer, NEWTS results, boy troubles, barbeques and festivals. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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The Aquemini reviews
The legend of the Aquemini, the death of the Goddesses, has been told for centuries. Zelda has named a human as the Aquemini but is Gemyn destined to save Hyrule from annihilation...or assist in the process? REDONE Please R&R! Set 3 years after OoT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Link
The Summer of Schemes reviews
The summer after seventh year, Hermione is heartbroken over Ron...who has no idea of her feelings. When he, Harry and Ginny come to visit, Hermione schemes to make him love her, with consequences no one could expect... Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Memories of the Past reviews
Harry and Hermione accidentally get transported back to 1975! They end up going to school with the Marauders but things get out of hand when Lily falls for Harry and James falls for Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Very Secret Diary of Hermione Q Granger reviews
Hermione's sixth year at Hogwarts. Anonymous love letters, another batty DADA professor, Quidditch tryouts and of course, romance. Please R&R. Chapter 11 now up! Rated T for mention of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,057 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Hermione G.