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Joined 06-13-14, id: 5800710, Profile Updated: 10-24-14
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  • I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
  • I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
  • I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
  • I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
  • I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
  • I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
  • I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
  • I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
  • I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
  • I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
  • I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
  • I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
  • I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
  • I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
  • I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
  • I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
  • I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
  • I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
  • I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
  • I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
  • I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
  • I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
  • I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
  • I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
  • I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
  • I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
  • I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
  • I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
  • I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
  • I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
  • I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
  • I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
  • I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
  • I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
  • I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
  • I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
  • I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
  • I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
  • I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
  • I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
  • I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
  • I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
  • I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
  • I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
  • I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
  • I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
  • I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
  • I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
  • I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
  • I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
  • I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
  • I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
  • I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
  • I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
  • I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
  • I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
  • I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
  • I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
  • I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
  • I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
  • I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
  • I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
  • I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
  • I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
  • I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
  • I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
  • I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
  • I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
  • I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
  • I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
  • I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
  • I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
  • I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
  • I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
  • I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
  • I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
  • I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
  • I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
  • I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
  • I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
  • I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
  • I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
  • I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
  • I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
  • I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
  • I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
  • I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
  • I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
  • I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
  • I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
  • I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
  • I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
  • I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
  • I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
  • I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
  • I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
  • I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
  • I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
  • I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
  • I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
  • I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
  • I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
  • My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
  • I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
  • I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
  • I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
  • I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
  • I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
  • I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
  • I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
  • I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
  • I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
  • I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
  • I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
  • I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
  • I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
  • I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
  • I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
  • I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
  • I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
  • I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
  • I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
  • I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
  • I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
  • I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
  • I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
  • I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
  • I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
  • I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
  • I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
  • I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
  • I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
  • I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
  • I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
  • I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
  • I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
  • I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
  • I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
  • I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
  • I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
  • I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
  • I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
  • I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
  • I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
  • I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
  • I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
  • I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
  • I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
  • I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
  • I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
  • I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
  • I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
  • I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
  • I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
  • I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
  • I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
  • I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
  • I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
  • I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
  • I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
  • I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
  • I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
  • I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
  • I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
  • I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
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    Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
    Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 137 - Words: 664,054 - Reviews: 18468 - Favs: 12,133 - Follows: 11,892 - Updated: 22h - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
    Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
    Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 121 - Words: 841,660 - Reviews: 6014 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 5,250 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
    Who you callin' Hyuuga? by Ikasury reviews
    The Raikage is preparing his village's defenses in the only way he knows how, gaining more power! He's already obtained 2 bijuu, does Kumo really need anything more? Why yes! How about a Hyuuga to start with... and this time, they actually get her... (Long developmental build up, world building, and Chuunin Exams are here!)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 656,933 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hinata H., Yugito N., Killer Bee, A/Fourth Raikage
    Maybe a Dream by kittyloaf reviews
    Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 118,628 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Team Seven, OC
    Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
    I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 268,711 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
    Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
    Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 5,643 - Follows: 5,871 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
    The Tantalizing Tales of Temari by johnsonmiranda70 reviews
    This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 187 - Words: 29,749 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro
    Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
    Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    T&I Diary by cherryvvoid reviews
    Who knew the infamous bloodthirsty Torture and Interrogation commander Morino Ibiki had a daughter? Because she certainly didn't. SI-OC.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Ibiki M., OC
    Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
    Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 103 - Words: 558,569 - Reviews: 5719 - Favs: 4,090 - Follows: 4,314 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC
    Marrow by DeGlace reviews
    Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,539 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
    Haruno by Name, Hoshigaki by Blood by writer168 reviews
    Sakura was born and raised in Amegakure. Her father was an Akatsuki- but she didn't mind. She loved him for who he was and what he did didn't matter to her. He trained her, loved her, and was was the best dad she could ever ask for. Then, there came the attack. She thinks they've been killed, and they think she's been slaughtered in cold blood. REWRITTEN AS "Hoshigaki".
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,192 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
    That Stupid Kid by xotakux2002x reviews
    Kakuzu wanted a normal life. The appearance of a certain teenager named Hidan is going to make that next to impossible. slow burn kakuhidan plus a few others
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,637 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu
    A Marriage Inconvenienced by lulu42 reviews
    The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled a genius marriage. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. Kakasaku Complete with Epilogue!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,880 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
    Strawberry by Lore55 reviews
    They threw tomatoes at my face so it would match my hair. Personally I thought it was more like a strawberry. SI/reincarnation. Uzumaki twins.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,492 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 11/30/2014 - OC, Naruto U.
    A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
    WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7354 - Favs: 11,379 - Follows: 12,539 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
    Only Half the Time by phoenixyfriend reviews
    Tony has a kid. Well... sort of. They're family, anyway. The problem is, he only sees the kid half the time... so obviously, he needs to make the most of what time he has.
    Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,167 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 10/3/2016 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Iron Man/Tony S.
    Embracing Dreams by Arigatomina reviews
    Yaoi AU NaruSasuNaru KyuuSasu KakaIru. Iruka and Naruto offer up their home as a safe haven for mutants with nowhere to go. Kakashi and Sasuke accept the offer, and chaos follows soon after.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 358,638 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
    Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
    Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
    The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
    Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,928 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Patriot's Dawn by Inert aka Dr. Snakes reviews
    Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,785 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 6,861 - Follows: 7,170 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
    Warmth of a Cold Touch by ChocolateRedVelvet reviews
    Haku has promised his master that he would live his life and let no one stand between him and his goal and his dream is to help Naruto, his friend achieve his own dream. ash. NaruHaku and NaruHakuKimi. Potential mpreg.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,528 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Haku, Kimimaro K.
    Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
    They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 8789 - Favs: 5,110 - Follows: 4,415 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
    Akatsuki Loves Deidara by Pinkyni21 reviews
    Deidara gets convinced to stay single for awhile. So why not date around? Yaoi ItaDei, HidaDei, SasoDei, and PeinDei so far!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
    Dark Waters by Alara16 reviews
    A nameless girl trying to figure out who she is. A village's pariah who will do anything to prove his strength. Sometimes, to stay above the water, one must dive in first. But there's no guarantee one will ever rise again.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,654 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [OC, Kisame H.] Shisui U., Yagura
    Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
    It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
    The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
    Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
    Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 5,120 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
    A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
    Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
    Weight of the World by Tsume Yuki reviews
    Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 158,947 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 4,359 - Follows: 4,632 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
    Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
    One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
    I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
    Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3928 - Favs: 5,867 - Follows: 5,216 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
    Bite me! by Lilyholics reviews
    Being stuck in an arranged marriage with a sweet man isn't so bad. Yet our future husband is a temperamental, psychopathic prick. Yes, he does look drop dead gorgeous and just happens to be the upcoming leader of the Uchiha clan. Despite being erased from history, there was one more person in Madara's life, who held some influence besides his brother, and this is their story. AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 125,905 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 8/27/2010 - [Madara U., OC] Izuna U. - Complete
    Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
    Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 274,541 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
    Haku-nii! by MercifulPeaceGraceWisteria reviews
    The not so anticipated sequel to "Haku-nii?"! (The name isn't really creative I know...). The Haruno siblings have been reunited and all seems well, but not for long! The two must now face their new challenge: the Chunin Exams! Will the two even survive the exams? And will anyone ever guess their gender right? You'll have to read to find out! WARNING: Expect random updates!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Sakura H., Hinata H., Haku, Team Seven
    The Beauty of Imperfection by Kouralia reviews
    My sister had the perfect life, but threw it away to live within her favorite anime. Neither of us counted on my accidental inclusion. I thought it would be hell, but this world has a strange effect on us. Suddenly, she doesn't seem to cast such a large shadow. I had to take that chance to prove myself as more than just "The Mary Sue's sister". I had to become a ninja. OC story
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,676 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Naruto U., Lee R., OC
    Paradise by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
    He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc-
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,316 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
    Cosmic Castaways by xotakux2002x reviews
    In the distant future, humans are at war with an alien race called Falks. But not everything in this war is as it seems, and it's up to our heroes to find out who's really pulling the strings. Akatsuki story, meaning sasodei kakuhidan kisaita peinkonan
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,041 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 4/6/2012
    My Weird Roommate by AbsoluteAnarchy reviews
    Deidara is handsome, funny, and anyone's dream partner. Why is he still single? Because his creepy, unsociable red-haired roommate scares away anyone he brings to their apartment. The blonde is determined to find a potential lover that will not back down easily, and Sasori is sure no such thing will happen. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,756 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
    The Flyer and The Earth-Walker by AbsoluteAnarchy reviews
    Deidara is fascinated by the legend of the Flyers; mysterious beings that watch over the humans or 'Earth-Walkers'. When he was young, he stood at his window and wished to meet one. So what will happen when, a few years later, a Flyer named Sasori falls from the sky and lands in his backyard with a broken wing? WARNING: SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
    The Green Beastling by sweetlilsunshine reviews
    If you think being reborn in Kohona is tough; try being reborn as the spawn of it's infamous 'Green Beast'. Let me tell you, my life got a whole lot more difficult when my disease finally finished me off. -Self Insert-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,000 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Gai M.
    It's a Mad Mad World by Memory25 reviews
    Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,846 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
    Butterfly Child by KlonoaDreams reviews
    I was never a fan of irony, even more so after died. I should be pretty happy that I was given a second chance at life, except guess who's still irony's b*tch? Yo. My name is Akimichi Chōko and I just wanna live... SI OC [Cover Art: skyfloe]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 309,814 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Chōji A., OC
    The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
    Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 4,454 - Follows: 5,015 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
    Occupation Change by Platypus-Books reviews
    "Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - William Shakespeare. Mr. Shakespeare, I ask you this: What if this idiot were to be given another role to act, an unwanted role. Should this idiot continue to act? Or not? OC Self-insert.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,789 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Team Seven, OC
    Falling Leaves by Lore55 reviews
    They say that the beat of a butterflies wings can start a hurricane. She was no butterfly, she was trapped on the ground, never able to take off. Until fate threw a wrench in her well planned future. Now a leaf, tossed in the wind, might draw the eyes of those in this new life. The question is, is that a good thing? SI, reincarnation, you know the drill. HIATUS.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,369 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 9/9/2014
    Sacrifice by Arigatomina reviews
    NaruSasuNaru. The Uchiha clan has to make peace with Konoha after years of enmity. To ensure the truce, they hand over one of their own.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,612 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Alpha and Omega by AbsoluteAnarchy reviews
    The world is divided. There are rich and poor. The strong and the weak. There are those born to lead, and those made to follow. Neither will accept the other and are forbidden to mix. So what will happen when a blonde Omega and red-haired Alpha are forced to work together? Success…or anarchy? WARNING: SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,996 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
    The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
    If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3897 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
    Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
    She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
    The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
    Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
    I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
    When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
    Can I Say I Love You? by nande.0.datte reviews
    10 Things I Hate About You college AU- SasoDei, YahiKonan. Yahiko falls for Konan, who has a crush on Pein. However, she's not allowed to date either of them until her cousin Deidara dates, too. So they get Sasori to date him. Sasori settles into his role as the seducer pretty easily, but the two argue constantly and seem to hate each other- but do they really?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Konan, Yahiko
    Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
    Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
    How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
    Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 3,167 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
    Not Kidding Anymore by xotakux2002x reviews
    Sequel to You're Kidding. The children are out and about now, but what will they do to make themselves worthy of the Akatsuki name?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/3/2013
    The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
    Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
    True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
    With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
    Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 6,381 - Follows: 5,491 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
    Do Over by Kyogre reviews
    Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 7,576 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
    No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
    The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
    Be My Secretary? by ShelbySabaku reviews
    Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,265 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sakura H.
    Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
    Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
    Evil Innocence by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
    Only child, Deidara Iwa and his parents decide that It's time to add a new member to the family, and believe that the best choice is to adopt one around Deidara's age. But what if this "New brother" Isn't so nice and innocent as everyone believes him to be? What if Deidara is the only one who notices this? Based on the movie "Orphan". SasoXDei. Please review!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,237 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
    This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
    Girl's Day Out by xotakux2002x reviews
    Wherein Konan takes a much-needed break from her Akatsuki duties.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Complete
    backslide by black.k.kat reviews
    COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 5,616 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
    TMI by xotakux2002x reviews
    There are certain things about his subordinates' private lives that Pein really doesn't want to know about. This doesn't stop Kisame, Kakuzu, and Sasori from talking about those things in his presence.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Sasori, Kisame H., Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
    Art is Fleeting, My Little Bomber, Un by ToshiroHitsugaya-Taicho reviews
    What if Deidara had a little sister? What if he loved her like he loved his art? What if she was like her brother? and even had the hand mouths? Well, this is a story about her. Her name is Emiko. Emiko is a explosion happy girl, and often refered to by her big brother, little bomber. Deidara was her everything, until that is he sent her Konoha. And the fun began. (Hitaius)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,588 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Deidara, OC - Complete
    Looking Straight to the Sky by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
    So, I died. But I guess that's okay, even if I'm now living in a world full of ninjas and the like. It's just too bad that the price for having a second life is taking a job as Death's Apprentice. Oh, woe is me. OC SI.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,043 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
    Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
    By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
    How To Build A Role-Model by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
    Deidara Iwa, Hired personally by an old band, known as The Akatsuki, to help lead-guitarist Sasori Akasuna get over his serious drug problem, and help The Akatsuki rise back up to fame. How will Deidara feel when he is forced to turn Sasori into a respected role-model, in under a month? Rated T for language, use of drugs, and alcohol. SasoDei. Ratings may change. Please review!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
    Blood and Shadows by shadownumera reviews
    Ending the Fourth War years ago brought peace. Until shinobi started getting systematically killed. All the Nations are on edge. War is coming unless someone finds who's doing this and why. Anyone hunting the threat has died. Nara are famed for intelligence and one of them makes a bold decision. What better help than someone who can't die? She just has to dig him up first. [Hiatus]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Hidan, OC]
    Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
    I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3523 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
    Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
    "No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3436 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    Fallen here to grace by black.k.kat reviews
    Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.] RaiGen
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 191 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Iruka U., Genma S., Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
    How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
    And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 5,327 - Follows: 3,178 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Dei-Care by Kryzanna reviews
    Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
    Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
    Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
    Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
    Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 162,029 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
    Akatsuki on the Run by xotakux2002x reviews
    Third part in the Akatsuki saga. Maybe the kids should have thought their plans out a little better; that way, they wouldn't be pursued by so many people now. Akatsuki, kisaita sasodei kakuhidan peinkonan zettobi
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,431 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Complete
    The Shark and Sadist by xotakux2002x reviews
    There is a certain balance between the sadistic Itachi and his partner Kisame. One day, the balance is altered, and frustration/terror/hilarity ensues. Horror fic, kisaita, rated for gore.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
    Konoha's Beautiful Lotus by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
    Life as a ninja was suppose to be exciting, and fun, not terrifying and dangerous. I should have paid attention to the anime more... SI OC
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,478 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
    When Shadows Surround You by Tainara Black reviews
    There was a moment that wasn't the chakra bond that bound them, but the need to be together and forget where his body ended and where the other's began... Shikamaru and Neji were bound by their chakra and it was completely troublesome. NC17.ShikaNejiShika
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
    Oto Vs Akatsuki by xotakux2002x reviews
    Second part of the Akatsuki saga. A new gang has come to town, and threatens the supremacy of the Akatsuki. sasodei kisaita kakuhidan zettobi peinkonan
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,405 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
    Creating Akatsuki by xotakux2002x reviews
    The first story in the Akatsuki saga, wherein they all come together. Mayhem naturally ensues. AU, kisaita sasodei zettobi kakuhidan peinkonan
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
    His Cloak by xotakux2002x reviews
    drabble. Sometimes, Itachi just can't resist being a little cuddly. kisaita
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
    White Hair by alterego94 reviews
    During the fight with Mizuki, something happens. The short exposure to Kyuubi's chakra alters Naruto's dormant genes, making them more dominant and unlocking his Bloodlimit. But how will Kimimaro react when he recieves word that another Kaguya lives?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,709 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kimimaro K.
    cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
    ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
    Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
    One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
    Rosa Sangue by Akira-kun reviews
    "In a world ruled by Samurai, breaking the code had terrific consequences. But what if love was the reason for rebellion? What if love was the motive for defying the sacred code? And what if the one defying it was the most important samurai of all?" Main ShiItaShi with side shippers. Rated M. AU. Yaoi.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Shisui U., Itachi U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
    Dawning by deleria reviews
    After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,994 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
    The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
    KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
    Shelter by Tainara Black reviews
    Their bodies were trying to say what their mouths were taught not to pronounce. Feelings could lead them to weakness. But together they could stand still. Holding on. x NejiShikaNeji
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
    The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
    [FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
    Summoner Nin by the point reviews
    Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
    Dead Garden by Aaron Nowack reviews
    The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,402 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sakura H., Kushina U.
    Easy Like Sunday Morning by odmonkey reviews
    For Sakura it had been an easy choice to return to the madhouse that was the Akatsuki Base. A collection of one shots documenting the many things that Sakura was sure she'd have to one day recount to a therapist. - Sequel to Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting! (I own nothing herein and am very open to inspiration!)
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
    The Elastic Clause by shizuos reviews
    Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
    Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
    Oh Sh t! by Akira-kun reviews
    "My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,228 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
    Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
    "It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
    Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
    Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 4,892 - Follows: 5,100 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
    Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
    A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4403 - Favs: 13,745 - Follows: 12,748 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
    Dogtags by TwinTrouble reviews
    Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,950 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
    like paper dolls and little notes by Seynee reviews
    It's not that Tenten hates flying. In fact, she kind of likes it. Especially when she gets free cocktails. Especially when she's sitting next to a handsome stranger. Especially when she gets to talk to him. This is going to be good. — Neji, Tenten. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,017 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
    Eye of the Storm by L'Ahem reviews
    In order to protect an innocent child, the Hokage did something many would call unforgivable. But would the ends justify the means this time? ANBU Naruto
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
    SasoDei The Magic of Love by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
    Deidara was your average college student, until he stumbles upon the world of magic. He and the irascible warlock by the name of Sasori must go on a difficult quest to break the curse on the necklaces that keep them together, but will love play a part?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Brat by xotakux2002x reviews
    In the wake of a mission gone wrong, Deidara is left with a chibi nightmare for a partner. Light sasodei at the end, mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
    The Incredibly Ridiculous Mission by xotakux2002x reviews
    When Pein decides to leave the base for a bit and go on a mission, only terrible things can follow! Usual implied Akatsuki pairings, but mostly utter nonsense
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Pain/Pein
    Via Media by DeGlace reviews
    "I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
    As White as Blood by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
    Sasori of the Red Sand didn't turn into the mass murdering member of the infamous criminal organisation known as the Akatsuki overnight. It took a lot of time and a lot of living. The entire life of Sasori of the Red Sand. Eventual SasoDei.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 256,926 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    Emo by 2kitsune reviews
    Deidara is a 16 year boy who is clinically depressed and emo. Sasori is a seductive bastard who can always see the fun in life. Will Deidara learn some life lessons from him? Or is it too late?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,619 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    Perfection by Arynia reviews
    AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
    Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
    Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
    Suicide on the Line by Teiden reviews
    Sasori is a suicide hotline operator who didnt expect much of his job. But when a depressed teen named Deidara calls his line, he falls into a twisted plot. Trying to pull Deidara out of the dark world of the city, can things stay stable? SasoDei
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,729 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
    Mania by Songstone reviews
    A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
    One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
    Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
    Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
    AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 3,545 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
    NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
    How Deidara Joined The Akatsuki by Pinkyni21 reviews
    Madara was sitting on a stump thinking about the lack of members in the organization when he was distracted by a little blonde boy with mouths on his hands. Crack
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
    Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
    Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
    Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
    AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
    Decision or Destiny? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
    Hunter of Evil, Sasuke Uchiha is saddled with a Kitsune Prince. Will the fox prince be of help? Or hinder his work?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    SasoDei Underneath Thunderstorms by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
    Sasori's life changed when he was five years old, when he first saved the life of the infant blonde merman. But now can Sasori save Deidara from the evil clutches of a certain sinister pink haired girl? Let's all hope so. Mermen and Mermaids, ahoy!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    The Forbidden Fruit by Keono reviews
    Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 147,977 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    Part Two: Love and Some Quite Unfortunate Events by China Dolly reviews
    Now that the time for secrets has passed, can Neji and his No Longer Secret Admirer's relationship stand up to the test of their friends and families? Yaoi, Mature!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,210 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
    The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
    When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4757 - Favs: 5,235 - Follows: 3,827 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
    Forbidden by Melby7777 reviews
    Vampires and werewolves could never love one another. Not in a million years. They were natural enemies and all of them knew it. But it's not like Hidan ever followed 'family' tradition.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
    Clay Fox by AbaratFox reviews
    Being rewritten.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,778 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Deidara
    Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
    Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 4,720 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
    The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    The Stranger by China Dolly reviews
    Here I am, sitting on a plastic, uncomfortable chair in the London underground, biting my lower-lip because I am trying to keep myself from jumping the stranger next to me. Neji x Shikamaru
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
    The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
    There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Friends with Benefits by China Dolly reviews
    He had been friends with Shikamaru for ten years. Theirs was a friendship that had blurred all lines and then crossed them without either of the two wanting to do something about it. Yaoi, Mature Content, Cursing.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
    Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
    Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
    Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
    Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
    Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
    Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
    Great Expectations by TenshiXXX reviews
    The Rouen School For Supernatural Entities is the foremost place of learning for human-like magical beings. As a result, Naruto Uzumaki, a fox demon, didn't expect to be accepted. And he didn't expect to develop a fixation on Sasuke Uchiha, a sorcerer.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,426 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
    Oath by Venath reviews
    AU. On the night of the Kyuubi's attack, a boy overhears something he wasn't supposed to. Naturally, Naruto's upbringing goes through a few changes as a result. Itachi and Naruto, but not Naruto/Itachi.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,468 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
    Homeless by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
    Adrian's an outsider. He doesn't really fit in anywhere. Then he meets Kiba, a homeless boy. They become friends but soon Adrian feels things he's never felt before... He's gay for Kiba! Now Adrian's whole Christian world comes crashing down. KibaXOC
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,999 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
    Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
    Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
    Of Mice and Men by TenshiXXX reviews
    "The best laid plans of mice and man/ Go often askew"- Robert Burns, To a Mouse 1795 . Often, but not always. Itachi wants his teacher. That teacher claims a relationship between them could never work. Itachi begs to differ. KisaIta
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Hidden Desire by apiegohome reviews
    After finishing a hard day of work, Naruto goes out drinking, but why for the love of God did he end up in bed with his boss? NaruSasu Yaoi - This has plot!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,071 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
    It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
    SasoDei Sekkus Skato by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
    Deidara is sent to a new school. Kunoichi College...Where all the students are girls...How can Deidara survive? ! Can he get some help from a certain red head with glasses? Pfft, Deidara better hope for a miracle!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,146 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
    After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6217 - Favs: 11,071 - Follows: 4,217 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
    Part One: Loving the Unknown by China Dolly reviews
    A Hyuuga Prodigy falling in love with a few flattering notes could only happen in someone’s dream, right? Shounen ai
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,737 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
    House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
    KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4738 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
    Pulsation by CerealK reviews
    Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
    A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
    Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
    Their Pink Haired Secretary by ShelbySabaku reviews
    Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
    You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
    mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
    Sexy no Hidan by xotakux2002x reviews
    named for the sexy no jutsu hidan must perform. how will he take it, and more importantly, is he going to kill kakuzu over this? kakuhidan fluff
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
    Puppy Love by Tomatehispipe reviews
    The Uchiha brothers, Madara and Izuna finally starts school. Santa Claus, teachers, candies, time outs. And of course, love triangles. So exactly...Who are they again? Just your average Japanese family. IzunaxOC MadaraxOC Drabble series
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Madara U., Izuna U.
    All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
    The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
    Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
    GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
    Free Will by AngeloftheOdd reviews
    Kabuto refuses to give in to Orochimaru, but can he withstand his own awakening desires for the Snake Lord? OroKabu.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru
    The Way You Say My Name by TanukiRaccoon reviews
    Neji was torn between duty and freedom, and had been for as long as he could remember. Then it happened, he found a way to gain his freedom and serve his clan at the same time. Itachi had promised him. ItaNeji light SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
    Naruto by FastForward reviews
    Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Roommates by FastForward reviews
    Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
    What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    It's Not Love by xotakux2002x reviews
    sasori's called the Red Demon for a good reason. yet deidara insists on challenging the redhead's power. war naturally ensues. sasodei, yaoi, series, a little kisaita too!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
    I Need You by xotakux2002x reviews
    this is the story of how kisame and itachi's partnership evolved from loathing to loving each other. kisaita fluff and yaoi
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
    Emo Angel by xotakux2002x reviews
    AU fic. itachi comes from a less than loving home, and lives in a less than understanding world. kisame is new to the school, and is lonely. the two become attached, but how far can it go? kisaita yaoi, dark
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
    Evil Weasel by xotakux2002x reviews
    this is why a weasel should not be allowed to keep weasels for pets XD itachi, a tiny bit of kisaita in the first part, and a bit of sasuke bashing as well! rated for hidan's language, as always
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2009
    Intertwined by xotakux2002x reviews
    an AU story about hidan and kakuzu growing up, and growing closer. life can be cruel, but as long as someone's there with you, it's possible to come out smiling in the end. kakuhidan yaoi
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
    A Miser and a Masochist by xotakux2002x reviews
    this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
    CRAAAAAAAAAACK by xotakux2002x reviews
    very old kisaita fluff. itachi dislikes storms, and acts like a total you-know-what around kisame. what happens when the weasel is caught outside in the rain? oneshot
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
    Overworked and Underpaid by Selvanic reviews
    Kabuto is sick of doing everything and not getting the recognition he deserves. Orochimaru has something different in mind for Kabuto's raise. Fic dedicated to AngeloftheOdd. OroKabu YAOI
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
    Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
    Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    The Cabinet Door by lulu42 reviews
    It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
    The Bad Case of Communication by China Dolly reviews
    Sequel to Raison D'être. "Happily ever after" isn't a thing you'll find in a Ninja Dictionary, life would be boring if you would. That's just too bad for Shikamaru, who likes boring and has to deal with yet another "relationship issue".
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
    Pearls and peaches by Agetada reviews
    Neji has this hobby he does not want anybody to find out. Unfortunately for him, Shikamaru comes into the picture. ShikaNeji, crossdressing, fluff
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,475 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
    Trust Issues by AngeloftheOdd reviews
    Orochimaru has some problems trusting his loyal medic and his attempt to figure him out will lead to some interesting results... OroKabu/KabuOro. Yes it's yaoi and it's a bit fluffy and lemon-y.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
    Why Orochimaru really went crazy by Furofushi reviews
    Basically what the title says. A silly list of stories from Orochimaru's past and just what made him officially lose it and end up who he is today. Crack. Rated T to be safe.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Orochimaru
    Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
    Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
    Crimson Charm by TanukiRaccoon reviews
    A lonely vampire finds an stunning beauty he wishes to immortalize. However, the stunning beauty isn't that eager. Of course, this doesn't dissuade the vampire, not in the least. SasuNaru, AU, OOC, Vampfic
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,324 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
    They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Raison D'être by China Dolly reviews
    Neji Hyuuga, death by whining." I think that will be the text on my head-stone after all of this is said and done. Shounan ai, bit of OOC
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
    Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
    Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    Birthday Smut by Selvanic reviews
    Orochimaru wants something very specific for his birthday this year. OroKabu I don't know how to use the 'fruit' warning, so EXTREMELY HEAVY YAOI CONTENT! Don't read if you don't like
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
    Report Card Day by Furofushi reviews
    Just a normal day for the young, future snake-sannin. Orochimaru drabble thing about what might have caused him to go crazy.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
    Private school sucks by Furofushi reviews
    Jiraiya gets sent to a private boarding school. While there he meets Orochimaru, a weirdly pretty boy who, in all honesty, is just a little bit creepy. A JiraOro/OroJira AU. Yaoi, basically BoyxBoy love for those who don't know. Lemon in later chapters.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
    Innocence by xSweetMacabre reviews
    Sasori was transfixed. Enthralled by his brilliant blue eyes; his blond hair that might have been made out of silk. The boy was young- he knew that. But how far will he go to feed his desires? SasoDei.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,107 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
    Dirty Deeds by Serenanna reviews
    It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,986 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
    All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
    Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
    On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 4,379 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
    Down the Untrodden Path by XD reviews
    Uzumaki Naruto always gave the surprises, until a stranger by the name of Uchiha Sasuke came up one fine day to pronounce him 'my Prince'. Naruto thought he knew ridiculous. Thinking again suddenly seemed like a very good idea.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Lucid by Rashka the Demon reviews
    Sakura: "I don't feel like a kid when I'm around you. When did that happen?" Kakashi bit his tongue. He bit it very, very hard. KakaSaku Post-Manga AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,720 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
    The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
    Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Quotidian by firefly reviews
    When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
    Charmed by a Snake by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
    Sasori offers Orochimaru an abused little boy. Orochimaru notices the way those soft black eyes implore him to save him, and suddenly, years later, Orochimaru has a lover. How could this have happened to the coldest man to ever walk the earth? OroKabu
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
    Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
    Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 4,350 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
    Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
    [Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
    The Hesitant Hentai and the Tenacious Teacher by tampoposensei reviews
    Pure fluff and silliness with a side of naughtiness and a few scraps of other equally inappropriate stuff. How Kakashi got iruka.. or was it the other way around? Rated M to be safe but no lemons, though chap 5 comes pretty close.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,113 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
    For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
    Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    The Window by SilverShine reviews
    Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5408 - Favs: 5,432 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
    More Than Meets the Eye by michelerene reviews
    Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Explosions of Emotion by Starling Short reviews
    Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
    It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4166 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Soul Voice by Avaryan reviews
    What if there had been a reason Naruto was unsuitable for bearing the burden of the Kyuubi's prison? What changes would be wrought upon the life of another newborn child chosen in his stead, one with her own, very different personality and abilities?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,179 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sakura H.
    Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
    [KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3884 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
    Creatures of the Night by FastForward reviews
    Are you paranoid? Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you? Following you? Wanting you dead? What if you weren't paranoid? What if it was real? NaruSasu Vampfic.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,732 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
    Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
    Dotless Dice by VanityWantsYou reviews
    All Naruto wanted was to get something to eat, but he ended up in a pleasure house instead. SasuNaru and NaruSasu
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
    Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
    His Fault by ronny-of-yore reviews
    [Complete] Genma's influence forced Kakashi to see a 21yr old Sakura in a different light. Problem is he didn't want to. Watch as he tries everything he can not to succumb to his problem. What will Sakura do when she finds out? KakaSaku
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
    Genshi by leafygirl reviews
    Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
    The New Guy by SilverRose88 reviews
    COMPLETE!Sasuke is the new guy at school. Naruto hates him from day one. What happens when the two are paired for a project, or even worse, staring opposite roles in Romeo and Juliet? And what happens when Neji joins the picture? SasuNaru
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,302 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
    The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
    Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
    Loophole by leafygirl reviews
    Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Naruto in Oz by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
    sasunaru What would happen if the world of Naruto and the world of Oz collided? Well, probably nothing like this, but i suggest reading it anyways.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,472 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
    Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
    Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
    Hit the Ground Running by Xue1 reviews
    AU. The misadventures of one Lina Inverse in London c. 1700. ZL bias. Complete.
    Slayers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,247 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Lina I., Zelgadiss G. - Complete
    A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
    Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
    The Dollhouse
    We were once royalty, among the strongest in the clan. Now we're enslaved in a world were we are extinct, forced to take orders from a despicable human "King" Can we ever find our way back again? Story Disclaimer: All Naruto Characters are under copyright by Masashi Kishimoto. I do not claim to own any of them.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Published: 8/23/2014